OEM :: Volume #2

#153: Expels the main house gate

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Ke'er is trembled by one that own Young Master frightens, timid say/way: „Young Master, you are all right......” heart saying that how many months Young Master very allowed easy to change to reform evilly, was the expression how to say now so strange? Quite some meanings of some past dreadful vulgar, before changing debauchee wastrel...... In palace. 可儿被自己的公子吓的一个哆嗦,怯怯的道:“少爷,您没事吧……”心道少爷好不容易改邪归正了几个月,怎么今曰的表情如此奇怪？颇有一些当年猥琐下流的意思,可别在变回之前的纨绔败家子啊……宫中。 That shouted angrily, „bang”, a gigantic naked body, was trembling in vain the whole body fat, suddenly flew to shoot generally from inside meteor, the last hard wall will have hit human form big hole directly, „pa” one group of rotten meat common thing heavily fell on the ground. 紧接着那声怒喝,“砰”的一声,一个硕大的赤裸身体,白白地颤动着满身的肥肉,突然从里面流星一般飞射出来,直接将最后一道坚硬的墙壁撞了一个人形大洞,“啪”的一声一团烂肉一般的东西重重地摔在地上。 Meanwhile, an odor of difficult word has been filling the air in a twinkling...... Tang Yuan and Fatty Tang! 与此同时,一股难言的恶臭在霎时间弥漫了开来……唐源、唐胖子！ He at this moment thorough unconscious did not awake, the corners of the mouth especially from gurgling flow out the blood, two shut tightly, stark naked body full of admiration lying on the ground, a crotch also piece yellow...... Above the perfectly round buttocks, were many a deep hand to have been in charge, seal above, fierce flood the purple green, is in charge the edge to swell up high, inside already blood stasis, the purplish black bone or broke also perhaps, can hit a bone fracture that spot bone, this under big physical strength...... Presents all people completely is such as was struck by lightning, facial features is jumping crazily, really cannot think that this Fatty has done any matter, how to cause always ice-cold like the snow, arrogant, if ice vermilion Old Sir so violent anger! 只是此刻的他已经彻底昏迷不醒了,嘴角尤自汨汨流出鲜血,两眼紧闭,一丝不挂的身体五体投地的趴在地上,胯下还有一片黄黄的……原本浑圆的屁股之上,多了一个深深的手掌印,印在上面,狰狞的泛着紫青色,掌印边缘高高肿起,内里更已然瘀血,紫黑骨头或者是断了也说不定,能把那个部位的骨头打个骨折,这得下多大的气力啊……在场所有人尽都是如遭雷击,眉眼一个劲的狂跳着,实在想不到这胖子到底做了什么事,怎么会引起一向冰冷如雪,孤傲若冰的朱老大人如此暴怒！ Really miserable, was too pitiful, unexpectedly made into this, was also hit including the thing of grain samsara...... In the palace, the Zhu Zhu Zhu Old Sir whole face despairs, the whole body shakes chaff general is shivering, beforehand bearing, ice-cold, calm, proudly condition, entirely nothing left...... A yellow thing of vermilion Old Sir face, even stuck the eye, snow white hair eyebrow, snow white gown, snow white...... In brief, n key place completely somewhat yellow twinkle star...... Fearsomest, vomits first...... Mouth...... Under the design of Jun Moxie, with the coordination of Tang Yuan mistake arising out of chance circumstances, the opportunity that vermilion Old Sir chose is really too fortunately,...... Uses the wooden club to break off in him...... Time, Tang Yuan endures patiently for a long time, finally cannot bear, the waterfall jet stream flies generally the straight next 3000 chi (0.33 m), straight spurting to...... Uh...... The correct view, should be the Yellow River is in flood to burst a dike...... Minister Tang got angry! 真是惨啊,也太可怜了,居然被打成了这样,连五谷轮回之物也被打出来了……宫中,朱逐珠老大人满脸绝望,浑身筛糠一般的颤抖着,之前的气度,冰冷的,镇静的,傲然之态,统统的荡然无存……朱老大人一脸的黄黄之物,甚至糊住了眼睛,雪白的头发眉毛,雪白的袍子,雪白的……总之,n多关键部位尽都有些黄黄的星星点点……最可怖的,呕一个先……嘴里……在君莫邪的设计下,在唐源阴差阳错的配合下,朱老大人选的时机实在是太凑巧了,……就在他用木棍一掰……的时候,唐源忍耐已久的,终于忍不住,瀑布急流一般地飞流直下3000尺,直直的喷到了……呃……正确的说法,应该是黄河泛滥加决堤了……唐尚书怒了！ Anybody noticed that own son was quite hit a person from obese point to turn into one pile of tattered meat to be angry directly! 任何人看到自己的儿子被打得从一个比较肥胖一点的人直接变成了一堆破烂的肉都得愤怒！ Why? Wasn't my son slightly fat a point? Even if your vermilion Court Eunuch controls living of this pass/test to kill the power, when at most was only unqualified also ends, as for can make into the person so touches the type? This also went too far! It seems like Fatty on only remaining thin, if fine thread final one breath...... The words said Fatty Tang to be able under so accident/surprise, but can also preserve life, is the ancestor blesses seriously! Jun Moxie wants to make him break wind at crucial moments, finally his tampers with the doctor's advice arbitrarily, even overate and overdrank under intensely causes to come the Yellow River burst directly. The tasteful cleanliness/mysophobia is fastidious about vermilion Court Eunuch that shouted evilly saying that now by this unexpected misfortune, has not given to kill him at the scene, very much has given the Emperor Your Majesty face, Uh, gave the Minister Tang face very much. 凭什么？我儿子不就是稍微胖了一点？你朱老太监纵然掌控此关的生杀大权,顶多只当一句不合格也就完了呗,至于要将人打成如此摸样？这也太过分了吧！貌似胖子就只剩下细若游丝般的最后一口气……话说唐胖子能在如此意外之下,还能保住一条姓命,当真是祖宗保佑！君莫邪原本只是想让他在关键时刻放个屁,结果这丫的擅自篡改医嘱,甚至变本加厉暴饮暴食之下导致直接来了个黄河决口。讲究洁癖讲究得邪呼的朱老太监今曰遭了这场无妄之灾,没有当场把他给打死,就已经是很给皇帝陛下面子,呃,很给唐尚书面子。 „Zhu Zhu Zhu! What do you mean!? To old man a confession!” Minister Tang inspires the sound to drink greatly, the grieved whole body shivers, looks at son's pitiful condition, wishes one could to tear to shreds Zhu Zhu Zhu! “朱逐珠！你这是什么意思！？给老夫一个交代！”唐尚书振声大喝,心痛的浑身颤抖,看着儿子的惨状,恨不得将朱逐珠碎尸万段！ Long time after long time, has filled cruel gloomy sound coldly shouted: „Tang Qianyu, said the old man now, if not for looks in the Tang Wanli that old face, your father and son gave up any idea of that a person can live to walk, now, lifts your scoundrel son, immediately vanishes from the old man! Not must wait the old man to change mind surely, completely keeps your fathers and sons” 良久良久之后,一个充满了暴戾的阴沉沉的声音冷冷的喝道:“唐千余,今曰老夫若不是看在唐万里那老儿的面子上,你父子二人休想有一人能够活着走出去,现在,抬起你那混账儿子,立即从老夫面前消失！千万莫要待老夫改变主意,将你父子尽都留在此间” „Outside person, get lost/rolls to the old man entirely!” Finally, is a thunder calls out, is one destroys the heart to destroy lung the sound of vomit, can hear, the vermilion Old Sir present vomit fiercely, does not know especially is why? “外面的人,统统的给老夫滚！”最后,是一声雷霆暴喝,接着就是一阵摧心摧肺的呕吐的声音,听得出来,朱老大人现在的呕吐格外得厉害,不知道是为啥？ Heard that this vermilion Old Sir cleanliness/mysophobia is fastidious evilly shouts, can it be that by the Fatty cross below yellowish white thing belch should? 听说这朱老大人洁癖讲究得邪呼,莫不是被胖子跨下的黄白之物嗝应的？ Outside all people in the guess of looking at each other in blank dismay, are supporting to run away...... Here flavor/smell is really too...... Positive! 外面的所有人都在面面相觑的猜测着,然后一拥而逃……这里的味道实在是太……正了！ As for Minister Tang, although is angry, but also does not have really dares to retract something said again, the real man is not at a disadvantage from the outset, hurries to lead the son to treat the wound is proper! 至于唐尚书虽然恼怒,还真就没再敢反嘴,好汉不吃眼前亏,赶紧带儿子去治伤才是正经！ When Minister Tang understands truth time, is next day \; Tang Wanli Grandfather enraged goes to Imperial Palace to look for Zhu Zhu Zhu to want the justice for the grandson, thinks to think aggrieved, we and that vermilion Court Eunuch is also dozens years of old friend, you did not say that lifted the hand to put my grandson in the past also on forget it, unexpectedly made into this person directly? May endure what else cannot be tolerated seriously! 等到唐尚书明白真相的时候,已经是第二天\;唐万里老爷子气冲冲的去皇宫找朱逐珠为孙子讨公道,想想就觉得憋屈,咱和那朱老太监也算是几十年的老朋友,你不说抬抬手放我孙子过去也就罢了,居然直接把人打成这样？当真是可忍孰不可忍！ Asked for the just final outcome is Tang Grandfather had understood thoroughly anything was „may endure what else cannot be tolerated”, came back directly dirtily, flew into a rage. Must carry out Family Law not to be possible Fatty Tang, a Tang Family woman, Ms. Tang, as well as Fatty Tang mother and the others complete/even shua shua has knelt place, the fee/spent completely tremendous strength, Tang Grandfather has not punished guilty family members finally successfully, the words said that Fatty this time truly injury is also serious, is quite serious besides the flesh wound, also heavy internal injury, if receives to select the Family Law baptism really again, perhaps really confessed that passed! 讨公道的最终结果是唐老爷子彻底了解了什么是“是可忍孰不可忍”,直接灰头土脸的回来了,大发雷霆。非要将唐胖子执行了家法不可,唐家一众女人,唐老太太,以及唐胖子的娘亲等人齐刷刷的跪了一地,费尽九牛二虎之力,唐老爷子总算没有大义灭亲成功,话说胖子这次也确实伤势严重,除了外伤颇严重之外,还有不轻的内伤,要是真再受点家法洗礼,没准就真交代过去了！ But, the repercussions serious drop, Tang Grandfather and Minister Tang two people are anxious, is grieved, after all for this matter, Tang Family almost does not spare no expense to pound Silvers to be beholden in addition, all joints have made a connection with great difficulty completely, so long as vermilion Court Eunuch this has closed, the whole family prepared to host a banquet to celebrate. 但,后遗症还是严重滴,唐老爷子与唐尚书两个人又是急,又是心痛,毕竟为了这件事情,唐家几乎是不惜血本的砸银子外加搭人情,好不容易所有的关节全部打通了,只要朱老太监这一关过了,一家人就准备设宴庆祝了。 When this incomparably critical key, Fatty Tang came to rush turbulently, the Yellow River was in flood. Moreover what this time leaps up thinly is not pure is the adjective, but practical leaping up, leapt up thinly directly usually had cleanliness/mysophobia vermilion Court Eunuch one face one...... Uh, a mouth! 偏偏在这个无比紧要关键的时候,唐胖子来了个澎湃汹涌,黄河泛滥。而且这次蹿稀还不单纯的是形容词,而是切切实实的蹿稀了,直接蹿了素来有洁癖的朱老太监一脸一身……呃,一嘴！ Let alone had cleanliness/mysophobia vermilion Court Eunuch, appointed no one could bear! 别说是有洁癖的朱老太监了,任谁也是受不了的！ Tang Grandfather and Minister Tang by Tang Yuan this earthshaking lifted to take offense lying down that on the bed. Grandfather lies on the bed is glassy-eyed, the mouth talked over repeatedly: Before always heard that anything ‚at crucial moment had diarrhea’, has thought was only cursing at people words and phrases of joke, now the old man knows finally, originally this strange weird matter, existed, weird and rare was not equal to that will not occur...... Fatty Tang restores the intelligence, but also is in the severe wound, had been expelled the main house gate by directly Tang Grandfather anger to Heaven and Earth! „From now henceforth, you are not my Tang Wanli grandson! It is not the Tang Family person! Hurries to vanish from me at present, the permanent surname vanishes!” 唐老爷子和唐尚书都被唐源这惊天动地的举动气的躺在了床上。老爷子躺在床上目光呆滞,嘴里反复念叨:以前老是听说什么‘关键时候拉稀’,一直以为只是一个笑话的骂人词句,现在老夫终于知道,原来这种古怪邪门的事情,是真的存在的,邪门、罕见不等于就不会发生……唐胖子这边才恢复神智,还处在重伤之中,就被直接唐老爷子怒火冲天地逐出了家门！“从今以后,你再也不是我唐万里的孙子！再也不是唐家人！赶紧从我眼前消失,永久姓消失！” Matter really big strip! 事情真个大条了！ Fatty very much suffices the loyalty, in this case unexpectedly has not chosen to betray Jun Moxie, the mouth has whinned two, was being sent under escort by women's corps, enormous and powerful to Jun Family. 胖子还是很够义气,在这种情况下居然还是没有选择出卖君莫邪,嘴里哀嚎了两声,就被一众娘子军押解着,浩浩荡荡的向君家而来。 This was also the place that Fatty Tang can go to at present only, was Grandma Tang for the place that the grandson assigned, the truth had three: First, Tang Yuan and Jun Moxie are best friend, whom at this time didn't go to this brothers to go to? Second, the Fatty body has wound, and injury is heavy, finally also has a partner Jun Moxie here, in any case is Jun Moxie also the waste of recognition? Third, two families separates not far. The women's corps can come to visit at any time. 这也是唐胖子眼下唯一能够投奔的地方了,也是唐奶奶为孙子指定的地方,道理有三:第一,唐源与君莫邪是死党,这种时候不投奔他这个兄弟投奔谁？第二,胖子身上有伤,且伤势不轻,在君莫邪这里总算也有个伴,反正君莫邪也是个公认的废物是吧？第三,两家隔得不远。娘子军可以随时前来探望。 Leaves Tang Family time, Tang Yuan has issued two orders: First, in a big cabinet my room carries off \; Second, for that fellow who I do laundry, clubs dead randomly. 离开唐家的时候,唐源发布了两条命令:第一,把我房间里一个大柜子抬走\;第二,把给我洗衣服的那家伙,乱棍打死。 Understood, in the big cabinet is Tang Yuan these years pin money, number not poor, naturally must bring, later settles down and gets on with life or must count on this thing, as for that washer, was the Tang Yuan cruel and merciless place: That is position gifted scholar, moreover well-known gifted scholar in Golden Autumn gifted scholar meeting! Is Tang Yuan maltreats this hypocrite gifted scholar purely intentionally then receives does laundry oneself here, it can be said that hated in the bone to Tang Yuan. 第一点好理解,大柜子里乃是唐源这些年来的私房钱,数目可是不菲,自然是要带着,以后安身立命或者还得指望这玩意呢,至于那位洗衣工,则是唐源心狠手辣的地方了:那可是位才子,而且还是金秋才子会上的知名才子！纯粹是唐源把这伪君子才子故意虐待然后收在自己这里洗衣服的,对唐源可说是恨到了骨头里。 Now Tang Yuan was expelled the main house gate, this fellow in disguised form was also equal to freely, was black by the abdomen of this gifted scholar, slips out to look for the lord specially with the words that Tang Yuan opposed, en, seemed like this matter that great ability does completely. 如今唐源被逐出家门,这家伙也就变相等于自由了,以这位才子的腹黑,溜出去找位主子专门与唐源作对的话,恩,貌似这种事那位大才完全干得出来。 But Tang Yuan naturally does not hope that has such a time bomb to exist, in any case when have not known comes back, kills to be free from worry as early as possible...... By condition that Fatty Tang half dusk partly awakes now, after by Grandpa and father stream of abuse had obloquied, unexpectedly can also think that this, is is not very really easy. 而唐源自然也不希望有这么一个定时炸弹存在,反正自己还不知道什么时候回来,趁早干掉省心……以唐胖子现在半昏半醒的状态,在被爷爷和父亲狗血淋头的大骂了一顿之后,居然还能想到这一茬,实在是很不容易。 Arrived Jun Family time, Jun Zhantian is such smiling the rampant amusing matter in grandson's small courtyard, by the Grandpa Jun lofty status, was first hears certainly. 到君家的时候,君战天正在自己孙子的小院子里笑得嚣张至极这么好玩的事情,以君老爷子崇高的身份地位,当然是第一个就听说了。 The Tang Wanli grandson drew lump of excrement unexpectedly directly in the imperial palace has known how things stand the mouth of expert Zhu Zhu Zhu...... Such explosive news, Grandpa Jun after having been verified, smiles to go home, came back a saying that leans this way and that Jun Moxie suddenly was similar to was struck by lightning the chicken is ordinary, dull there. 唐万里的孙子居然直接把一坨屎拉在了禁宫有数高手朱逐珠的嘴里……这么劲爆的消息,君老爷子在得到核实之后,一路笑得东倒西歪的回家来,回来一说,君莫邪顿时如同被雷劈了的鸡一般,呆怔怔的愣在了那里。 heavens, Fatty you dare to put in order , such irritable script you also dare to screen, according to Great Assassin Jun the data analysis that collects from each aspect, seems like that vermilion Court Eunuch at least is also Sky Profound expert, its true strength even under Grandpa Jun Zhantian, that is not any character! 天啊,地啊,胖子您真敢整,这么火暴的剧本你也敢上映啊,据君大杀手从各个方面收集来的资料分析,貌似那位朱老太监起码也是一位天玄高手,其真正实力甚至不在爷爷君战天之下,那是什么人物！ Sees the grandson to hear such irritable laughingstock, meaning that does not want to smile completely, instead dull did not speak, Grandfather wondered, asked one. 见孙子听到这么火暴的笑料,完全没有想笑的意思,反而呆怔怔的不说话,老爷子纳闷,就问了一句。 Jun Moxie is holding the head, looks like the say/way that cries the looks like to smile: „This idea, seemingly possibly perhaps should or be...... Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi that master probably I leave” two very much neatly has choked one, looks at Jun Moxie, dumbfounded. 君莫邪抱着头,又像哭又像笑的道:“这个主意,好象貌似可能也许应该或者就是我出的……”君战天和君无意爷儿俩很整齐的呛了一口,看着君莫邪,目瞪口呆。 Although front added several not affirmative modal particles, is this information actually irritable, if vermilion Court Eunuch knows that this matter is not accident/surprise, but artificially, that...... Jun Zhantian master two simultaneously perspired...... „my original intention to let him in vermilion Court Eunuch inspection...... Buttocks...... Time, broke wind on line casually. Therefore gives he has urged the air/Qi very innocently the medicine......” Jun Moxie sees own Grandpa and own uncle. „Fatty Tang does not want to be an official, therefore...... Who can think the matter that very well handled, changed present this to touch the type after the hand of Fatty, the good fortune made the person!” 虽然前边加了好几个不肯定的语气助词,可是这个信息却是更加的火暴,如果朱老太监知道这个事不是意外,而是人为地,那么……君战天爷儿俩齐齐出了一身汗……“我的原意只是想让他在朱老太监检查……屁股……的时候,随便放个屁就行了。所以给了他一颗催气的药……”君莫邪很无辜的看着自己的爷爷和自己的叔叔。“唐胖子不想当官,所以……谁能想到本来挺好处理的事,经胖子的手变化成如今这个摸样了,造化弄人啊！” The grandfather and grandchild stare dumbfounded. Has not thought that like this super Wulong has reason unexpectedly \; Moreover root also on Jun Moxie! This matter cannot make others know, otherwise the consequence is the serious drop! 爷俩瞠目结舌。万万没有想到这样的超级乌龙居然还是事出有因\;而且根源还在君莫邪身上！这事可万万不能让别人知道,否则后果可是非常地严重滴！ ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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