Saw with own eyes that crossedtwo people one's turnTang Yuanagain, Fatty Tanganxiously, rotated the fatandshortneckhas a lookin all directions, actuallyjustandsat wellMinister Tangfouritems of relativeonlarge round-backed wooden armchair!
眼见再过两个人就轮到了唐源,唐胖子紧张了起来,转动肥而短的脖子四处看看,却正与端坐在太师椅上的唐尚书四目相对!Minister Tangknows that the sondoes not prefer, thereforethisentire journeyis staring, feared that hismidwayescapes. Nowseeshimto look aroundin all directions, thathas not known that whatheis thinking? In a low voiceshouted: „Yourlittle bratgives the old manhonestly!”唐尚书知道儿子不情愿,所以这次全程盯着,就怕他中途逃跑。现在见他四处张望,那还不知道他在想什么?低声喝道:“你小子给老夫老实点!”Fatty Tangshrinks the neck, the mouthmumblestwo, hasto turn around. At this moment, suddenlyin the feelingbellydisturbs, rumble a sound, complexiononewhite. Alsoturns the head, called out: „Ithink......”唐胖子一缩脖子,嘴里嘟囔两句,只好转过身去。就在这时,突然感觉肚子里一阵翻搅,咕噜噜一声响,不由脸色一白。又转过头来,叫道:“我想……”„Youthink the fart!”Minister Tangis angry, stared: „Yourthistimemust unable to pass, the old mangoes hometo breakyourleg! Ifyouagainsaidnow an idle talk, the old manbreaksyourlegimmediately!”
“你想个屁屁!”唐尚书大怒,瞪起眼睛:“你这次要是通不过,老夫回家就打断你的腿!若是你现在再多说一句废话,老夫立即就打断你的腿!”Tang Yuancomplexiononewhite, covers the bellyto sit down, thatfeelinggraduallyalsodid not have, thisslightlyfelt relieved.唐源脸色一白,捂着肚子坐下,渐渐的那种感觉又没有了,这才稍稍放了心。In the heartcannot help butsomewhatcomplained of hardship, themedicine that Jun Moxiegave, whatdid not saywas onlyurges...... Air/Qi? Nowhowas ifsomedo not suit. WhereheknowsthatwhatJun Moxieinitiallysaidis„do not have the breakfast!”Butunder the Fatty Tangmistake arising out of chance circumstances, carries out is actually „surelymustremember that has the breakfast!”Thisradicallyistwoextremes, the completelanetwisted...... In additionhea moment agohad drunkthatbigscoop of cold water, with the drug efficacyneutralization of thatpill, whatiseven more powerful!
心中不由得有些叫苦,君莫邪给的这药,不是说的只是催……气的吗?怎么现在似乎有些不对劲啊。他哪里知道,君莫邪当初说的乃是“千万不要吃早饭!”而唐胖子阴差阳错之下,奉行的却是“千万要记得吃早饭!”这根本就是两个极端,完完全全的弄拧了……再加上他刚才喝了那一大瓢凉水,与那药丸的药效一中和,更加的是如虎添翼!inJinyuetestsresult, orisreaches the same goal or conclusion from different approaches, butprocess...... Nearbytalked in whispers, wasMeng FamilyyoungandSong Familyalternativeis speaking: „Songbrother, youmayknow, Zhu...... Old Sir, howin the endinspects?”
于今曰考较的结果而言,或者是殊途同归的,但过程就……旁边一阵窃窃私语,却是孟家的一个少年与宋家的一个备选者正在说话:“宋兄,你可知道,那朱……老大人,到底是如何检查的么?”„MyI, Ido not know, butIheard, after the inspection , will be very definitely miserable......”thatyouthsomewhatdisturbedsaid in a low voicesurnamed Song.
“我我,我不知道,不过我听说,检查之后肯定会挺惨……”那姓宋的少年有些忐忑的小声道。„Miserablywhathas?”Tang Yuanraises the throat saying: „Was not the Murong Qianjuninspectionlateroutsidecaret-shapedseveralmonths. What does thathave? You can definitely resist!” His saying, the suddenlytwoyouthbothwere the complexionpallid.
“有啥惨的?”唐源扬起嗓子道:“不就是慕容千军检查之后外八字了几个月嘛。那有啥?你们肯定能抗得住!”他这一说,顿时两个少年都是脸色煞白了起来。Minister Tanglookedmaliciously, has broken the torrentialfallacy of Tang Yuan, butat heartactuallyfromself-satisfied, it seems like that the sonhas straightened out, the societyattacked the match, but actuallynotin vainmypains.唐尚书狠狠地看了过来,打断了唐源的滔滔谬论,不过心里却自得意,看来儿子开窍了,学会打击对手了,倒不枉我的一番苦心。Tang Yuansatisfiedsittingwaitson the chair, onedid not speakin the suddenlyfeelingbellysomeresponses, suddenlyleftNiuyouturned, under the buttocks the live imagegrew the maggot, the complexionshapewas stranger. Must unable to hold inshortly\;CursingJun Moxie that inheart, histofatherzheng the laxative, addedunexpectedlyurges the air/Qi...... Justwantsto dashto solvereckless, insidepassed on the sound: „Next, Tang Yuan.”唐源心安理得的坐在椅子上等候,一不说话了顿时感觉肚子里面又有反应,顿时左扭右扭,屁股底下活像是长了蛆,脸色更形怪异。眼看就要憋不住\;心中不住的咒骂君莫邪,丫的给老子整了泻药,居然还说是催气的……正想不顾一切的飞奔去解决,里面传出来了声音:“下一个,唐源。”Tang Yuan, the suddenlyfatfacesendsgreen. Shrinkshas not movedon the chair. Minister Tangthisfromdarkcrisp, seesFattyto put in orderthissuddenly, air/Qinot to hitonejumps, gives a loud shout: „Evil creature! Calledyourname, has not given the old manto go in!”Flies a foot, kickson the fatbuttocks of Tang Yuan. Tang Yuancries out strangely, dancing with joyfell...... Tang Yuanjustentered, was being ledbysmallCourt Eunuch, has passed through the longcorridor, arrives in a smallhouse. Goes inthought that coolwhizwhiz, the thickwindow curtainsseparated the sunlight that Qiu said that Tang Yuansuddenlythinkswhole bodygloomy and cold. EspeciallyoppositethatoldCourt Eunuch, the complexionmustlook like the snowwhite, a whiterobespotless, is whiteincluding the sock, eyebrowbeardsnow white. From top to bottom, does not have the secondcoloragain!唐源啊的一声,顿时胖脸发绿。缩在椅子上没有动弹。唐尚书本自暗爽,突又见胖子整这一出,不禁气又不打一处来的跳起来,大喝一声:“孽障!叫到你的名字,还不给老夫进去!”飞起一脚,踢在唐源的肥臀上。唐源怪叫一声,手舞足蹈的摔了进去……唐源刚刚进入,就被一个小太监带领着,穿过了长长走廊,来到一个小小的房子里面。一进去就觉得凉嗖嗖的,厚厚的窗帘隔断了秋曰的阳光,唐源顿时觉得浑身阴冷了起来。尤其是对面那个老太监,脸色白得像雪,一身白袍更加的一尘不染,连袜子都是白的,眉毛胡子更加的雪白。浑身上下,再没有第二种颜色!Tang Yuansuddenlyremembered the bewitchingmessenger in legend, the whole bodytrembled, unexpectedly the feelbellyinmarvelouslydidn't havethatuncomfortably...... „the Tang Wanligrandson? Escaped.”ZhuCourt Eunuchnameis very strange, is calledZhu Zhu Zhu. Looks atFatty, does not have the slightsentimentalintonation, the spotlessright handhas referred tofrontshopinsnow whiteplain white cloth of ground: „The strip nakedclothes, standonthat.”唐源顿时想起了传说中的勾魂使者,浑身一颤,居然奇迹般的感到肚子里面没有那么难受了……“唐万里的孙子?脱了吧。”朱老太监的名字很奇怪,叫朱逐珠。看着胖子,没有丝毫感情的语调,一尘不染的右手指了指面前铺在地上的一张雪白的白布:“脱光衣服,站到那上面去。”Iffrontis a beautiful woman, Fatty Tangtakes off the clothesto guarantee that escapesquicklycompared withanybody. But the presentissue is actually, frontpersonis not a beautiful woman, is not only not the beautiful woman, even the menis not! ButisneuterCourt Eunuch...... Fatty Tangdirectlyonsomepsychological barriers. Rubs gentlyis not willingto escape.
若是面前乃是一位美女,唐胖子脱衣服保证比任何人脱得都快。但现在的问题却是,面前的人不是美女,非但不是美女,甚至连男人都不是!而是一位不男不女的太监……唐胖子直接就有些心理障碍。磨磨蹭蹭的不肯脱。Zhugranddadbirdshrugs, lifts the viewslightly, heavysnort|hum: „Un?!”Hesits cross-leggedon the chairmotionless, actuallyimmediately the threateninghugepressurescome, in a twinklingFatty Tangwhole bodysuch asdroppingicehole.
那朱老公公白眉耸动,微微抬起眼帘,沉沉的哼了一声:“嗯?!”他盘坐在椅子上不动,却即时有一股逼人的庞大压力汹涌而来,霎时间唐胖子浑身如堕冰窟。„Father-in-law, can you... Please... Firsthas turned around?” The Fatty Tangfacial featurestwitch, both handsare gripping the waistband.
“公公,呃,您能不能…请…先转过身去?”唐胖子眉眼抽搐,双手攥着腰带。„Escapes!”ZhuCourt Eunuchcoldlyturns the eyelid, unquestionablesaying. Ispities the characterseriouslylike the gold/metal!
“脱!”朱老太监冷冷的一翻眼皮,不容置疑的说道。当真是惜字如金!„Is quicker!”Actuallydoes not have the least bit to saytothisMinistry of State RevenueMinisterFirst Young Masterpolitely.
“快些!”对这位户部尚书的大公子竟然全无半点客气可言。„mysterious.” The Fattywhole bodytrembles, in the bellystartsoverwhelmingly, justuntied the waistband, painstakingly the facehas been turning around: „Father-in-law, can Iside...... presentTang Yuangive upfirst”, following the paston the past, fathersoonpants...... „!”ZhuCourt Eunuchas ifextremelydoes not likespeaking, in the eyesseverelightdodges, the fingerstretches outslowly, suddenlyon the finger the blue lightdodges, several, severalsuch as the swordblue colorphosgene, Fatty Tangspaciousclothesrobeflutterslike the butterfly, exposesinstantaneouslytiredburdensuperfluousfat, the hugebellyalmostbuilton the knee.
“奥。”胖子全身一颤,肚子里又开始翻江倒海,刚解开腰带,就苦着脸转过身:“公公,我能不能先方……”现在唐源已经放弃了,顺着过去就过去吧,老子快要一裤子了……“哼!”朱老太监似乎极端不喜欢说话,眼中厉光一闪,手指慢慢伸出,突然手指头上蓝光一闪,嗤嗤几声,数道如剑蓝色光气,唐胖子身上宽大的衣袍如蝴蝶般翩翩飞舞,瞬间裸露出一身累累赘赘的肥肉,庞大的肚子几乎搭在了膝盖上。Fatty Tangcries out strangely, has a mindto wantwith the handto cover the lower part, actuallydirectlypattedon the belly, non-wasFattyis short, was the belly was too big, obstructed the goalsolid.唐胖子怪叫一声,有心想要用手捂住下体,却直接拍在了肚皮上,非是胖子手短,实在是肚子太大了,把目标遮的严严实实。Zhu Zhu Zhudefeated/carrying, was coldfaceto stand, crossed the hands behind the backto go down the seat, snow whiteformfloating, transferredregarding the Fatty Tangstark nakedbody, the sharplookoutsideinvestigated the Fatty Tangexposedallspotscompletely.朱逐珠负着手,冷着脸站了起来,负手走下座位,雪白的身影飘飘一下,就已经围绕着唐胖子一丝不挂的身体转了一圈,犀利的眼神已经将唐胖子裸露在外的所有部位全部探查了一遍。„Lifts the left hand, reveals the armpit!”Zhu Zhu Zhucoldlyordered, Fatty Tanghurriedto act accordingly, althoughat this momententered the autumn, but the temperature in thisroom was actually quitehigh, even ifstark nakeddid not thinkcold, wasalong withnearness of ZhuCourt Eunuch, Fattyfeltheartfeltchill in the air, thatwas a biting coldchill in the air, inthisflickeredalsoforcefullyto be suppressedby the chill in the airincluding the belly of beforehandrestlesstumbling.
“抬起左手,露出腋窝!”朱逐珠冷冷下令,唐胖子赶紧照办,此刻虽已入秋,但这个屋子中的温度却还是颇高的,纵然一丝不挂也不觉得寒冷,可是随着朱老太监的靠近,胖子却感到了由衷的寒意,那是一种彻骨的寒意,连之前闹腾翻滚的肚子在这一瞬也被寒意给强行抑制住了。Zhu Zhu Zhustandsbeyondthreechi (0.33 m), the looksuch ascoldDian, orderedunceasingly: „Lifts the right hand!”朱逐珠站在三尺之外,眼神如冷电,不断下令:“抬起右手!”„Withyourhand, holdsyourbelly, revealsbelow!”
“用你的手,抱起你的肚子,露出下面!”„Puts down, separates the leg, bigfork!”
“放下,分开腿,大叉!”„......”
“……”Does not know that washabit the oldCourt Eunuchpressure, the depressingeffect of chill in the airalsograduallyexpiredslowly, the Tang Yuancomplexionmore and morewaswax yellow, soybeanbigbeads of sweata little bitfell, twotrembled, sooncould not hold in.
不知道是不是慢慢习惯了老太监的威压,寒意的压抑效果也渐渐失效了,唐源的脸色越来越是蜡黄,黄豆大的汗珠一滴滴落下来,两股颤颤,真的快要憋不住了。
The Zhu Zhu Zhuwhite clothingwins the snow, in the surfacecould not seecompletelyanyexpressionnods, fluttersneartwosteps. coldlysaid: „Bent the waist, digs the buttocks!”朱逐珠白衣胜雪,面上完全看不出任何表情地点点头,飘近了两步。冷冷道:“弯下腰,把屁股撅起来!”Cameto come, finallycame! The Tang Yuaninnermost feelingswhin: Ido not walkoutsidecaret-shapedwuuu...... Thisoldabnormal! Cannot think that thisYoung Mastercannot escape fromhisevil clutches...... „to be quicker!”Zhu Zhu Zhucrosses the hands behind the back, coldlyurged.
来了来了,终于来了!唐源内心哀嚎:我不要走路外八字呜呜……这个老变态!想不到本少爷还是逃不脱他的魔掌……“快些!”朱逐珠负手于后,冷冷催促。Tang Yuanbent the waisthesitantslowly, buteven morecould not controlas the matter stands, nearlyrushes, healsoknowsreally a rushingto be accidentally turbulent, thatmatteron the bigstrip, has stood hurriedly, bearsreluctantly, such ashas triedcontinuouslyseveraltimes, cannot bendagain, if curved, reallycannot bear.唐源犹豫地慢慢弯下腰,但这样一来就越发的控制不住了,险些澎湃而出,他也知万一真个滂湃汹涌,那事情就大条了,急忙又站直,勉强忍住,如是连续试了好几次,再也弯不下去,要是再弯,就真的忍不住。ZhuCourt Eunuchis angry, thinks that the Fattyentireguunseemly behavior, the floatingbody, the directfootsteps onintentionallyonhefatneck, makes an effort a pressure, Tang Yuansuddenlybends the waistlarge scale90degrees. In the Zhu Zhu Zhuhandabouttwowooden staffsupportsinhisbuttocks, a point, thenslightlybent down, frowns, approached, the meritgatheredboth eyes, fixed the eyes onto look...... At this moment, Tang Yuancould not withstandfinallyagain, a bodycontraction, in the throatwas calledonesorrowfully, onlyhears„pū~~~~”, tragedyoutbreak...... A goldcolorobjectfrom the Fattyabundancebuttocksslits, divulging of surging forward...... Butat this time, ZhuOld Sirwas just near at hand, has not thoughtfor a lifetime, unexpectedlywill run intothismatter, wantedto dodgealreadyiswithout enough time...... Outside, Minister Tangsits wellsafely, heis the what kindstatus, in hadwaits onto offer the imperial palacehigh quality goodsgood tea, leisure, was blowing the refuse tea on water surfaceat the same time, at the same timewas waiting forson'snewsconfidently.
朱老太监大怒,以为胖子故意整蛊作怪,飘身而起,直接一脚踩在他肥肥的脖子上,用力一压,唐源顿时大幅度弯腰90度。紧接着,朱逐珠手中两根木条左右撑在他臀部,一分,然后微微俯身,皱着眉头,凑近了,功聚双目,定睛看去……就在这时,唐源终于再也顶不住了,身体一阵收缩,喉咙中痛不欲生的叫了一声,只听见“噗~~~~”的一声,惨剧突然发生了……一股黄金色物体从胖子丰润的八月十五缝隙之间,汹涌澎湃的宣泄而出……而这个时候,朱老大人正近在咫尺,一辈子也没有想过,居然会碰到这种事情,想要闪躲已然是来不及了……外面,唐尚书安然端坐,他是何等身份,自有内侍送上了禁宫贡品好茶,慢悠悠的品着,一边吹着水面上的茶末,一面胸有成竹的等待着儿子的消息。Heknowsthatanyyouth who arrived here, althoughwill be recuperatedbyZhuCourt Eunuch, but the health examinationsurelyis qualified. Mustspelltruly, butisvariousfinancial resourcephysical resourceas well asimperial palacerelationalforget it. Butthese, trustanyonearedo not put together this Ministry of State RevenueMinister!
他知道,凡是来到这里的少年,虽然会被朱老太监调理一番,但身体检查却必定都是合格的。真正要拼的,只不过乃是各家的财力物力以及内廷的关系罢了。而这些,相信任谁也是拼不过他这个户部尚书!Nearby several other areto deliver the childnephewgovernment official that similarlycomesto inspect, not comfortablenotifieshim, hollow laugh, appointedeveryonelooksthatTang Familycommands a dutytothisimperial palaceimperial palacebodyguardiswins, ownyounger generationthismostwasto accompanyto run. InMinister Tangnoselightsnort|hum, thesepeople, wantsto strugglewithmyTang? Hehe, is really laughable!
旁边另有几个同样是送子侄前来检查的官员,不自在的跟他打着招呼,干笑着,任谁也看出来,唐家对这个禁宫内廷侍卫统领一职乃是志在必得的,自家的后辈这次多半是陪跑了。唐尚书鼻中轻哼了一声,就这些人,也想跟我唐某人争?呵呵呵,真是可笑之极!At this momentsuddenlyininner roomtransmitsbellowing of violent anger! Inthatroar, is full of the pain that livedto might as welldie, violentregret, violenthatred! Imitatedsuch aslifetimeinsistenceincompletelyto change to the nothingnesssad and shrillpaininstantaneously! Just likesrendinggeneralshouting wildly!
就在这时突然内室里面传来一声暴怒的大吼!那吼声中,充满了生不如死的痛楚,极端的懊悔,极端的仇恨!仿如一生的坚持在瞬间全然化作了虚无的凄厉痛楚!犹如撕心裂肺一般的狂叫!ThatZhuCourt Eunuchsound.
正是那朱老太监的声音。Alsowasonewild with rageto the extremesound: „Go away! Is unqualified!”Fourcharacters, just like the four soundsthunder, in the Tianxiang Cityskycrack, underalsodo not hearinthousands ofpeopleloudlyin a twinkling, each person of hearing, can hear, inthissoundthatextremeresenting!
亦是一个狂怒到了极点的声音:“滚!不合格!”四个字,宛若四声响雷,轰然在天香城上空炸响,霎时间不下于千万人同时听到,每一个听到的人,都能够听得出来,这声音中那极度的愤恨!Even, inJun FamilyJun Moxie, heardthisincisivespecialsound, suddenlysmilessees the eyebrownot to see the eye, the self-satisfiedcarryingteapot, has been drinkingoneto the teamouthfiercely, pats the thigh, set outto transfer a half-turn: „Fatty Tang! Cannot think that yourlittle bratreallyhas done unexpectedly, reallyworthilyismyJun Moxiefuturepartner, great! Thenright, the tricks that weget up when have made the careless mistake!”
甚至,远在君家的君莫邪,也听到了这个尖锐的特殊声音,顿时笑得见眉不见眼,得意的端起茶壶,对着茶壶嘴猛喝了一口,一拍大腿,起身转了个半圈:“唐胖子!想不到你小子居然还真的做了出来,真不愧是我君莫邪未来的合伙人,赞啊!这才对啊,咱做的手脚什么时候出过纰漏!”
, Finallycould not bearloudly laughedget up: „To have a look atthatoldCourt Eunuchpresentcomplexion, whatdegreein the endto be ablereallysplendidlyto?”Young Master Junhas not known, splendiddegree on presentZhuCourt Eunuchface, but also over thousands oftimes that wantssurpassedheto thinknow......
顿了顿,终于忍不住哈哈大笑起来:“真想看看那老太监现在的脸色,到底能精彩到了什么程度?”君大少还不知道,现在的朱老太监脸上的精彩程度,还要超出他现在所想的千万倍以上……( to be continued )
(未完待续)
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