When Jun Moxie went home, when Tang Yuan waited to be many. Originally this fellow just went out in Jun Moxie arrived, has waited till the present. 君莫邪回到家中之时,唐源已经坐等多时。原来这家伙在君莫邪刚刚出门就来到了,一直等到了现在。 „Tomorrow?” Jun Moxie is curling upwards one leg on the other, is slanting the eye to ask. “明天么？”君莫邪翘着二郎腿,斜着眼睛问道。 „Tomorrow!” The Fatty Tang nod such as the chicken carves the meter/rice. In the small eye is dodging hope rays of light: „Third Young Master, my good brothers, I to depend entirely on you, you had promised me before.” “明天！”唐胖子点头如鸡琢米。小眼睛中闪着期盼的光芒:“三少,我的好兄弟,我可全靠你了,你之前可是答应过我的。” A Fatty school the brothers we who with whose stance, must throw to hold Great Assassin Jun simply! Very excited. 胖子一派好兄弟咱俩谁跟谁的架势,简直就要扑过来抱抱君大杀手！很激动。 „Fatty, you leave such disgusting line not, relax. Fully so long as you illuminated me to say did, guaranteed absolutely safe.” Jun Moxie leaves the big word not actually, comforts Fatty, for these days Young Master Jun may say that fell fully the hands and feet. “胖子,你别这么肉麻行不,放心吧。只要你照足我说的去做,管保万无一失。”君莫邪倒不是出大言,安慰胖子,这几天君大少可说已经落足了手脚。 Early the messenger investigated that vermilion Court Eunuch, all affairs big or small all-around investigated, this person excels except for Profound Arts, beside origin mysterious, is the impartiality and justness that became famous, regardless of anybody, do not want to engage in malpractice for personal gains in his hand/surbordinate. And works is meticulous, is not careless. Therefore regardless of Emperor Your Majesty any matter hands over in his hand, extremely felt relieved, but this old Court Eunuch actually lives up to the trust of Emperor Your Majesty, has not always made the careless mistake. 早已经差人调查了那朱老太监,事无巨细全方位的调查了一个遍,此人除了玄功高强,来历神秘之外,是出了名的铁面无私,无论任何人,都不要想在他的手下徇私舞弊。且做事最是一丝不苟,毫不马虎。所以皇帝陛下无论什么事情交到他的手上,都是极为放心,而这老太监却也不负皇帝陛下的信任,从来也不曾出过纰漏。 In addition, perhaps vermilion Court Eunuch because of the body incomplete relations, year after year got down, saved an extremely strange problem: Cleanliness! 除此之外,朱老太监也许是因为身体残缺的关系,常年累月下来,积攒了一个极为怪异的毛病:洁癖！ The cleanliness/mysophobia is in itself not the big problem, many people have. Nothing but loves clean forget it compared with the average person, how regardless of cannot be the bad hobby. But this vermilion Court Eunuch cleanliness/mysophobia, very was very suitable to one strange situation. Only said takes a bath, regardless of spring, summer, fall, and winter, regardless of being busy, every day unshakeable washing twice \; After washing each time, whole body clothes from inside to outside must trade. 洁癖本身并不是什么大毛病,很多人都有。无非就是比一般人更爱干净罢了,无论如何也不能算是不良嗜好。但这位朱老太监的洁癖,却是到了一个很十分非常相当邪乎的地步。就单说洗澡,无论春夏秋冬,无论多么繁忙,每天都会雷打不动的洗上两次\;每次洗完之后,全身衣服从里到外都要换一遍。 Walks on the road, even is others have traced a tree, he will not bump, this problem, has no alternative to him including Emperor Your Majesty. Heard that has Your Majesty to bestow the place, this old Court Eunuch unexpectedly remain calm and composed pulls out a snow white towel from the sleeve, from all sides has scratched that chair, this owed the half buttocks to sit. Just sat not to get warm buttocks, walked, because Your Majesty told \; Gave to make to stare Emperor Your Majesty...... As for his personal belonging, is anybody don't think about it moves. Leave alone is the precious thing, so long as had been bumped by others, does not want, the person who naturally, has bumped casually returns to pay the price similarly, the hand touches to cut the hand, the foot touches to chop the foot, regardless of body that part is careful, bumps into intentionally, a character does not have! 走在路上,甚至就是别人摸过的一棵树,他也是决计不会去碰,他这个毛病,连皇帝陛下都对他无可奈何。听说有次陛下赐座,这位老太监居然好整以暇的从袖子里掏出一条雪白的毛巾,上上下下前前后后的将那张椅子擦了一个遍,这才欠着半边屁股坐了上去。刚坐上去还没坐热屁股,就又走了,因为陛下吩咐完了\;把皇帝陛下都给造愣了……至于他的私人物品,更是任何人都甭想动。别管是再珍贵的东西,只要被别人碰过,就不要了,当然了,随便碰的人同样回付出代价,手碰斩手,脚碰剁脚,无论身体那个部分小心不小心、故意不故意碰上,一个字没！ Emperor Your Majesty All-seeing Eye like the torch, person completely it uses, to order vermilion Court Eunuch to be responsible for the Imperial Palace health, this action, making vermilion Court Eunuch have great power, lets the palace maids and Court Eunuch in palace complains incessantly. However the effect is remarkable, since vermilion Court Eunuch is responsible for this one, the entire Tianxiang Imperial Palace cleanness, absolutely may be called for the mainland first! 皇帝陛下慧眼如炬,人尽其用,责令朱老太监负责皇宫卫生,这个举措,让朱老太监大权在握,却让宫中的宫女和太监们叫苦连天。不过效果是显著的,自从朱老太监负责这一块一来,整个天香皇宫的洁净度,绝对堪称为大陆第一！ vermilion Court Eunuch has cleanliness/mysophobia matter, simply is not the secret, really has too many people to know this point, many people have asked for advice, therefore almost all people diligently are avoiding this old fogy, so as to avoid has offended this old abnormal taboo, can stir up his, otherwise the consequence only meets makes itself not happy in vain. Jun Moxie inquired this, did not take time. 朱老太监有洁癖这件事情,根本就不是什么秘密,实在有太多人都知道这一点,其中更有很多人都领教过,所以几乎所有人都努力地躲避着这老家伙,免得触犯了这个老变态的忌讳,无论是能不能惹得起他的,否则后果只会是徒然让自己不痛快。君莫邪打听这个,根本毫不费事。 But Jun Moxie this time actually must do exactly the opposite, the destruction forever must come rapidly compared with the construction! 但君莫邪这次却要反其道而行之,破坏永远比建设要来得迅速！ By vermilion Court Eunuch to work is responsible for the degree earnestly, so long as the Tang Yuan body anything problem, definitely the bulletin has not come up \; But when reports all joints, Tang Family Grandfather completely had already made a connection, all are logical. 以朱老太监对工作的认真负责程度来说,只要唐源的身体没什么毛病,肯定会报上去\;而呈报上去之余的所有关节,唐家老爷子早已全部打通了,一切都是顺理成章。 Therefore, to make Fatty be eliminated , can only attempt to pervert on this old Court Eunuch. But can break his sense of responsibility, nature only then he as strange as the extreme cleanliness/mysophobia! 所以,要想让胖子被淘汰,也只能在这个老太监身上做手脚。而能够打破他的责任心的,自然只有他邪乎到极点的洁癖了！ „Fatty, clear(ly) said that you before letting vermilion Court Eunuch inspect, ahead of time a double-hour, took this medicine. Then, when the time comes thus and such and such and so so, all handled......” Jun Moxie to wink. “胖子,明曰你在让朱老太监检查之前,提前一个时辰,把这药吃了。然后,到时候如此这般、这般如此,一切就都搞定了……”君莫邪挤眉弄眼。 „Can that...... This was also too disgusting......” Tang Yuan to pinch this life-saving pill, blinked to focus, some hesitations. “那,会不会……这也太恶心了……”唐源捏着这粒救命药丸,眨巴着眼,有些踌躇。 „I could not manage, the idea I have given you to leave in any case, yourself think over. Actually is to go, when knocks the cephalont to come out Xiaoyao (free and unfettered) to be merry, oneself choose one, how loves how.” Jun Moxie hmph hmph two. “那我就管不着了,反正主意我已经给你出了,你自己掂量吧。究竟是进去当磕头虫还是出来逍遥快活,自己选一个吧,爱咋地咋地。”君莫邪哼哼两声。 „No!” Tang Yuan one gripped the pill in the hand, on fat fat face a muscle distortion: „I was ready for any sacrifice.” “别！”唐源一把把药丸攥在了手里,肥肥的胖脸上肌肉一阵扭曲:“我他妈的豁出去了。” „warrior, brave facing.” Jun Moxie racket his shoulder, a profound friendship of face: „I will bless for you, you will succeed. I in the back, support you with my spirit/mind silently.” “勇士,勇敢的面对吧。”君莫邪拍拍他的肩膀,一脸的深情厚谊:“我会为你祝福的,你会成功的。我在背后,默默地用我的精神支持你。” „If I take a beating, you can be best for me.” Tang Yuan plaintive say/way: „After this time, it is estimated that Grandfather must dig up my skin, to handle completely this matter, but in the family/home has not caused little money......” “要是我挨揍的时候,你能替我就最好了。”唐源哀怨的道:“这次之后,估计老爷子非得扒了我的皮,为了把这件事办圆满,家里可是没少使钱……” „I can only say...... I sympathize with you really very much.” Jun Moxie heaved a deep sigh, seven emotions upper eyelid: „And other crest of wave of matters in the past, I will look your. En, do not forget, went before again, do not forget that a matter, can not have the breakfast absolutely.” “我只能说……我真的很同情你。”君莫邪长叹一声,七情上脸:“等这事的风头过去之后,我会去看你的。恩,别忘记了,再去之前,千万不要忘记一件事,万万不得吃早饭啊。” Tang Yuan serious nodded: „I remembered.” 唐源郑重的点点头:“我记住了。” Fatty Tang walked, until he went out quite far, Jun Moxie smiles to bend the waist to squat not to set out on the ground...... Regarding screwing up this matter, Jun Moxie has the full assurance. 唐胖子走了,直到他走出了好远,君莫邪笑得弯着腰蹲在地上还没直起身来……对于搞砸这件事,君莫邪可是有十足的把握。 But Jun Moxie has not thought, Fatty Tang at this matter, still did one is very very suitable specially giant farcical incident, but this farcical incident, directly has become a Xuan Xuan Continent legend, myriad people love to talk about, always enjoy, but Tang Yuan name, because also this matter famous world, became through „celebrity!”...... After Young Master Jun knows, did not have other said that only then perspiration, sweat and waterfall perspiration shua shua place...... The Tang Yuan fat rolling left Jun Family, the front surface has been bumping into Jun Zhantian Grandfather to bring to accompany the return, both sides walked an opposite, Tang Yuan knew for sure unable to hide, said again own goal too was also big, has not located to hide, has to hesitate is going forward to salute to pay a visit. 但君莫邪万万没有想到,唐胖子在这件事上,仍然搞出了一个很十分非常相当特别巨大的乌龙事件,而这个乌龙事件,直接成了玄玄大陆的一桩传奇,万千人津津乐道,乐此不疲,而唐源的名字,也因为这件事驰名天下,成为了一个彻头彻尾的“名人！”……等到君大少爷知道之后,没别的说的,只有汗、大汗、瀑布汗刷刷地……唐源一路肥肉滚滚出了君家,迎面正碰上君战天老爷子带着随从归来,双方走了个对面,唐源情知躲不过去,再说自己的目标也实在太大,着实没处隐藏,只好踟蹰着上前行礼拜见。 „Fatty, you look for my family Moxie, wasn't the wife losing?” The Grandpa Jun eye stares: What wicked scheme that „hits? Recently Moxie had not seen you, but progressed seriously!” “胖子,你又来找我家莫邪,不是又把老婆给输了吧？”君老爷子眼睛一瞪:“又打的什么鬼主意？最近莫邪没怎地见你,可是当真长进了许多！” Tang Yuan one nervous, we such do not select the disgraced matter! Your solemn country Duke Lord, as for hangs on the mouth daily presses my this to make Junior? How for a while does not know to reply, say/way of stuttering: „Does not have, does not have.” Subconscious hides the hand behind. 唐源一慌,咱不就这么点丢人事吗！你堂堂一位国公老爷,至于天天挂在嘴上难为我这个做晚辈的吗？一时不知如何回答,结结巴巴的道:“没,没。”下意识的将手藏在身后。 „What doesn't have? Is the old man the tiger? Frightens this as for you?” Say/Way of Grandfather doubts: „What in your hand is? Extends make a move to give the old man to have a look.” “没什么没？老夫是老虎？至于你吓成这样子？”老爷子疑惑的道:“你手里是什么？伸出手来给老夫看看。” „Does not have, does not have anything......” Tang Yuan suddenly to be highly anxious, shaking the head, draws back step by step backward, suddenly stumbled anything, plump, being sprawled fell down. A suddenly place fat chaotic jumping ball. “没,没什么……”唐源顿时高度紧张,一个劲的摇头,一步步向后退,突然绊到了什么,扑通一声,四仰八叉的跌倒在地。顿时一地肥肉乱蹦弹。 Jun Zhantian Grandfather laughs: „Looks at the appearance that you frighten, could it be depending on the old man status, but also snatches your thing to be inadequate?” No longer manages him, long with a smile passes through the gate to go. 君战天老爷子大笑:“瞧你吓的这副模样儿,难道凭老夫身份,还抢你的东西不成？”不再理他,一路长笑着进门而去。 Tang Yuan wiped the cold sweat to stand, the soul was undecided, actually the pill in discovery disappeared, thinks threw down a moment ago fell. This startled no small matter, crawled directly in underground looks for a long time, had found, this frightened, one startled, one anxious, left a sweating, Tang Yuan was directly blurry on some suspects, somewhat records to the confession of Jun Moxie is not clear, racked completely the brains to think for a long time, to arrive at oneself main house gate eloquence to think: Was, surely surely, millions of do not forget to have the breakfast! 唐源抹着冷汗站了起来,心魂未定,却又发现手里的药丸不见了,想必是刚才摔倒的时候摔掉了。这一惊非同小可,直接爬在地下找了好久,才又找到了,这一吓,一惊,一急之下,出了一身虚汗,唐源直接就有些犯迷糊,对君莫邪的交代有些记不清楚了,绞尽了脑汁想了好久,一直走到自己家门口才想了起来:是了,千万千万,千千万万不要忘记吃早饭！ Oh, knows after this matter, the mood of continually eating meal does not have. However since Third Young Master said that has his truth inevitably. I have to have breakfast encouragingly. Thinks, in addition a moment ago a violent sports, in belly suddenly cluck. 唉,本来知道这件事情之后,连吃饭的情绪也没有。不过三少既然这么说了,必然有他的道理在。我就只好勉为其难的吃早饭吧。这么一想,加上刚才一阵激烈运动,肚子里顿时咕咕叫了起来。 Next morning, Tang Yuan ate a belly to be perfectly round, is hitting burp, with the father, is riding by the horse that he who swayed pressed leans this way and that climbed mountains and crossed rivers to go toward Imperial Palace. 第二天一早,唐源吃了个肚皮溜圆,打着饱嗝,跟着老爹,一路摇摇晃晃的骑着被他压得东倒西歪的马,向着皇宫跋涉而去。 Minister Tang looks about complacently. He for Du Jue accident/surprise, asked many people to give the son to get the physical exam for these days, believes firmly that outside this not intentionally, was slightly fat besides own son, other will not have any issue. 唐尚书一路顾盼自豪。他为了杜绝意外,这几天已经请好多人来给儿子检查过了身体,确信这次决不会有意外,除了自己儿子稍微胖了点点之外,其他根本不会有任何问题。 Therefore Sir Minister Tang is confident. What does the fat point fear? As the saying goes, the gentleman is not heavy the non- prestige! Minister Tang is taking a look at the son who the good warhorse presses is hard to start, first time felt that son that fat is also pleasing to the eyes, jubilation! 所以唐尚书大人信心十足。胖点怕什么？俗话说,君子不重则不威！唐尚书打量着正把上好的战马压得举步维艰的儿子,第一次感觉儿子那一身肥肉也还是蛮顺眼的,多喜庆啊！ Respectively is saving the thoughts, arrived at Imperial Palace, Fatty Tang was waiting for, squinted a opportunity, is calculating the time swallowed down that medicine that Jun Moxie gave \; Felt that throat somewhat dry, snatched a water ladle, thump thump has filled half belly cold water, thought comfortably. 一路各自存着心思,来到了皇宫,唐胖子在等待中,觑个机会,算着时间将君莫邪给的那颗药吞了下去\;感觉嗓子有些干涩,抢了一个水瓢,咕咚咕咚灌了半肚子凉水,才觉得舒坦了许多。 This time participates in the selection, nine people, including four people are various respected families elect, another five people, is hundred officers recommends. To break though the link in so numerous strong matches, under Minister Tang this time could be said as for son's future fully the initial capital! 此次参加遴选的,共有九人,其中有四人是各大家族推选的,另有五人,则是百官推荐。想要在如此众多的强劲对手之中打通关节,唐尚书这次为了儿子的前途可说是下足了血本！ He actually does not know, own son headache matter, and has decided that with best friend Jun Moxie destroyed his excellent good move of this plan. If by two's plan success, Minister Tang this time must loss...... Now seemingly is not „, if”, Minister Tang this time has been doomed loss...... The method scientific very place of vermilion Court Eunuch appraisal, goes from here, exits to go home from that side directly, the person does not meet with has not tested, therefore goes in along with people, the remaining people are also more and more tense. 他却不知道,自己的儿子正头痛这件事,而且已经与死党君莫邪商定好了破坏他这个计划的绝妙好招。若是被那两人的计划成功了,唐尚书这次就要血本无归了……现在貌似已经不是“若是”了,唐尚书这次注定要血本无归了……朱老太监鉴定的方法还是十分科学地,从这边进去,从那边出去直接回家,根本不与还未测试过的人碰面,所以随着一个个人进去,剩下的众人也是越来越紧张。 Hears previous Murong Qianjun, although passed, but walks from that later one month outside caret-shaped...... But this matter everybody knows. 听说上次慕容千军虽然通过了,但从那之后一个多月走路外八字……这件事可是大家都知道的。 Actually what kind of inspection will make Murong Qianjun walk outside pinches caret-shaped? The people more are more crooked, more wants more to be two trembles, suddenly starts feeling of the like grieve for like. 究竟怎么样的检查才会让慕容千军走路外八字捏？众人越想越歪,越想越是两股颤颤,顿时兴起一种兔死狐悲之感。 If by Court Eunuch playing, but also almost gave to play remnantly, that can not keep the trauma! If passed on, this is the huge scandal...... 要是被一个太监给玩了,还差点给玩残了,那不得留心理阴影啊！若是传了出去,这可是天大的丑闻呀…… ( to be continued ) （未完待续）