Chapter 3 father is not easy 第3章爸爸也不容易呀 After resulting in the candy cane, summer Yuan has been manipulating on the table, meaning that has not planned to eat slightly, Mei side looks that is a little impatient. 得了棒棒糖之后,夏缘一直在桌子上摆弄着,丝毫没有打算吃掉的意思,梅方看着有点不耐烦。 „Receiving the candy cane so to be how happy, school entrance don't some sell?” The plum side selects the eyebrow. “收到棒棒糖怎么这么开心,校门口不就有的卖？”梅方挑眉。 summer Yuan said in a low voice: „Mother said that this is the junk food, making me do not eat, eats with Du Zihan same mouthful dental cavity, such was unattractive.” 夏缘低声道:“妈妈说这是垃圾食品,让我不要吃,吃多了会和杜子涵一样满嘴蛀牙,那样就不好看了。” Originally is not because eats little, does not let eat...... 原来不是因为吃得少,是不让吃啊…… „Do you also do happily.” “那你还这么开心干什么。” „Because you first time are gave me the gift!” The summer reason seems excited, „I real , is quite really happy!” “因为你是第一次送我礼物呀！”夏缘显得兴奋不已,“我真的,真的,好开心！” „Ate! Did not eat wastes.” Mei Fangxin said that this was he spends the entire 50 cents to buy, precious start fund. “还是吃了吧！不吃就浪费了。”梅方心说这可是他花了整整五毛钱买的,多宝贵的启动资金啊。 summer Yuan shakes the head, said earnestly, „I planned keeps very hungrily very hungry time eats again!” 夏缘摇摇头,认真说道,“我打算留到很饿很饿的时候再吃！” „What concept very hungrily very hungry is?” “很饿很饿是什么概念？” „Very hungrily very hungrily is-” “很饿很饿就是-” „Mei side, you and summer Yuan below said that what small words, stands to me! Attending class to listen earnestly, will this problem consider as finished?” “梅方,你和夏缘在下面说什么小话,给我站起来！上课要认真听讲,这道题会算了吗？” „Met the meeting.” Mei side nods. “会了会了。”梅方点头。 „That you told me, here seven apples, in addition were five apples, how many apples altogether?” “那伱告诉我,这里七个苹果,加上五个苹果,一共是多少个苹果？” Under children some have been breaking off the finger to calculate, only then Mei side raised the head to say the right key at a moderate pace, „12!” 底下的小朋友们有的已经在掰手指头算,只有梅方不紧不慢地昂着脑袋说出了正确答案,“12！” On the face of teacher flashes through a surprised color, she starts to teach in ten a while ago the plus-minus method, now was about to graduate was really all right to do, ran to teach the double-digit the plus-minus methods. 老师的脸上闪过一丝惊讶之色,她前阵子才开始教十以内的加减法,现在快毕业了实在没事做,才跑来教两位数的加减法。 „That 8 + 13?” “那8+13呢？” Mei Fangnao scratched the head, ships out an appearance of thinking, after crossing for several seconds, gave the answer, „21!” 梅方挠了挠头,装出一副思索的样子,过了几秒后给出答案,“21！” „Quite fierce!” “好厉害！” Although does not know is right, the expression that but Mei side wins has made the children applaud spontaneously. 虽然不知道对不对,但梅方志在必得的表情已经让小朋友们自发地鼓起掌来。 „Mei side can so many additions, and elementary student is equally fierce!” “梅方会那么多加法,和小学生一样厉害！” „Quite fierce, according to my estimation, Mei side had the elementary school second grade...... is not right at least, the level of elementary school third grade! On my brother the third grade is also not this!” “好厉害,据我估计,梅方起码有了小学二年级……不对,小学三年级的水平！我哥哥上三年级还不会算这个！” That is your Elder Brother has the issue to feed! Where has the third grade unable the plus-minus method! 那是你哥哥有问题吧喂！哪有三年级不会加减法的！ This child will certainly eat in the excrement club to train from my brother. 这孩子一定是从我哥会吃屎俱乐部里培训出来的。 Teacher Li pushed the eyeglasses, shows the look of doubts, „Mei did side, where doing mental arithmetic class you report?” 李老师推了推眼镜,露出疑惑的神色,“梅方,你是不是报了哪里的心算班？” „No...... my family older female cousin teaches me.” “没有呀……我家里的堂姐教我的。” The plum side he had not considered that establishes the child prodigy person to suppose, after all this person supposes has not continued the potential, he cannot guarantee that he not like middle forever, was drawn to attend the program to gain the appearance money by the father Mei benefit for the army of money-mad capacity for clear thinking everywhere. 梅方他还没考虑去建立神童人设,毕竟这种人设没有持续发展潜力,他也不能保证他不会像仲永那样,被财迷心窍的老爸梅利军拉去到处参加节目赚出场费。 „Even the result is later good, must observe the classroom discipline, otherwise on the elementary school, your such skin must suffer the board, doesn't know?” “就算以后成绩好,也要遵守课堂纪律,不然等上了小学,你这么皮可是要挨板子的,晓得不？” „Knew, Teacher Li.” “知道了,李老师。” Mei side was prompted by a sudden impulse for a while, forgets to substitute own kindergarten little friend status. 梅方一时心血来潮,忘了代入自己的幼儿园小朋友身份。 However this type of attire compared with is really nothing experiences, later did not do this matter. 不过这种装比实在是没什么体验,以后还是不干这事了。 The national football team first show of hope has arrived, on June 4 on this day, the Heavenly Dynasty national football team will confront Godzilla Riga. 期盼的国足首秀已经到来,6月4日这天,天朝国足将对阵哥斯拉里加。 In this year the people's attention to World Cup are unprecedented, even if the children in kindergarten watch the live live broadcast in the school, cheers for the national team cheers, regardless of the competition splendid degree for the time being, the atmosphere draws very much fully. 这一年国人对世界杯的关注度前所未有,即便是幼儿园的小孩子都在学校观看实况直播,为国家队欢呼喝彩加油,比赛精彩程度姑且不论,气氛还是很拉满的。 Because knows the relations of victory and defeat, the plum side entire journey is speechless, he have a relish is observing nearby substitution children. 但因为知晓胜负的关系,梅方全程无言,他在饶有兴致地观察一旁代入其中的小朋友们。 The quite interesting discovery is, small girl who even if summer Yuan this as if the soccer does not touch on slightly, unexpectedly because still the national football team loses the game in that cries chirp. 比较有意思的发现是,即便是夏缘这样似乎和足球不沾边的小丫头,竟然也因为国足输球在那哭唧唧。 But because several other young male students the reverse psychology Riga shouted to Godzilla several refuel, finally by Li teachings, was lost to punish by forcing to stand to the corner. 而另外几个小男生因为逆反心理给哥斯拉里加喊了几句加油,结果就被李老师训了一顿,丢到墙角罚站去了。 Also can look at the teacher is so angry. 看得出来老师也气得要命。 But vented anger with the child was rather more willful. 但拿小孩子出气未免任性了些。 However the national football team also had was being loved some time, did not come in 2002 to experience personally, really could not feel. 不过原来国足还有这么被人爱着的一段时间,不来2002年亲自体验,真是感受不到。 Who can think, the 20 years later national football team, can make that General model/pattern shout unexpectedly the face does not want this words! 谁能想到,20年后的国足,居然能让那位范大将军喊出脸都不要了这种话！ Has been on vacation from school the depressed atmosphere suffering to afternoon, meets child's guardians complexion to be sad, the air is still dignified. 郁闷的气氛一直煎熬到下午放学,来接孩子的家长们脸色沉闷,空气依然凝重。 When Mei benefit for the army appears the face also always draws is long, Mei side notices on his forehead also to have silt together to be blue. 梅利军出现时脸也拉得老长,梅方注意到他额头上还有一块淤青。 Mei side deliberately considered own this father also is really a hardcore fan, loses a sports match to be mad hits the wall. 梅方寻思自己这老爹还真是个铁杆球迷,输个球赛都能气得撞墙。 Cannot to make a bet to lose money uncomfortable! 10 dollars as for...... 总不能是为了打赌输钱不爽吧！十块钱至于么…… Mei side is a smart person, Mei benefit for the army that he follows not to say a word rides the motorcycle to go home. 梅方是个聪明人,他跟着一言不发的梅利军坐摩托车回家。 After waiting to be proficient, Mei benefit for the army cannot bear complain finally: 等到家以后,梅利军才终于忍不住吐槽: „Today competes you to look! His paternal grandmother's Godzilla Riga black foot, Sun Xiaohai injures to draw back, disrupts the ni Lu's tactical arrangement, how possibly to lose is so miserable!” “今天比赛你们看了吧！他奶奶的哥斯拉里加黑脚,要不是孙小海伤退,打乱咪卢的战术安排,怎么可能输这么惨！” Mei side nods, „father, Teacher Li said you can't win them all, we are not mad, strive for the national football team next game to produce the good achievements!” 梅方点点头,“老爸,李老师说胜败乃兵家常事,咱们不气,争取国足下场比赛拿出好成绩！” „Fate hits Samba, winning definitely was hopeless, in 3 balls we do not calculate that lost......” “下场打桑巴,赢肯定是没指望了,三个球以内咱就不算输……” Mei benefit for the army is quite from the beginning sad, behind more ponders over is excited, „you said that if we can have a Samba goal...... that national football team this time not to advance even, this time still value!” 梅利军一开始情绪还比较低落,后面越琢磨越是兴奋,“你说,要是咱能进桑巴一个球的话……那国足这次就算没出线,这次也值了！” ...... …… The plum side whole face looks at father's YY shocking, feels and them lives in parallel world. 梅方满脸震惊地看着老爹的YY,感觉和他们生活在平行世界。 This fan self-confidence to national football team, how to gradually influence...... 这种对国足的迷之自信,到底是怎么熏陶出来的…… After suppressing the impatient mood was perfunctory father several, Mei side takes the opportunity to make own demand: 强忍不耐烦的情绪敷衍了老爸几句后,梅方借机提出自己的诉求: „Right...... father, previous time we make a bet that matter-” “对了……老爸,上次咱们打赌那事儿-” „Makes a bet? What gambling hits?” Mei benefit for the army knits the brows saying that „your kid, did gamble in the kindergarten?” “打赌？打什么赌？”梅利军皱眉道,“你一个小屁孩,在幼儿园跟人赌钱了？” „Hey, the father, you spoke to break wind, you said that lost Godzilla Riga to me 10 dollars!” “喂,老爸,你说话放屁是吧,你说输哥斯拉里加就给我十块钱的！” „Your child wants so much money to do, what you must buy, do I buy for you?” “你小孩子要那么多钱干什么,你要买什么,我给你买啊？” Blood pressure, baby adult! 血压上来了,baby的成年人！ Mei side also can only show the baby bear child stance to be unruly to put out a hand, „I do not do! I take 10 dollars! The father you do not mean what he says, you are the dog!” 梅方也只能摆出baby的熊孩子架势撒泼伸手,“我不管！我就要十块钱！老爸你说话不算数,你是狗吧！” „You is a son-of-a-bitch!” “那你是狗崽子！” Mei benefit for the army holds Mei side, is relaying several to put spatially. 梅利军一把将梅方抱起,在空中转了几圈又放下来。 „In the evening leads you to go to the market to play with your mother together, eats the chicken leg, considered the compensation!” “晚上跟你妈一起带你去商场玩,吃鸡腿,就当是补偿了！” The plum side grasps the dizzy the head, thinks saying that „I do not go to the market to play, I want to buy the lottery ticket. World Cup is so long rare one time, I think that you lead me to play that lottery ticket, missed is really a pity.” 梅方抓了抓晕乎乎的脑袋,想了想接话道,“我不去商场玩,我就是想买彩票。世界杯这么久难得一次,我就想你带我玩一下那个彩票,错过实在是太可惜了。” „Ha, originally you want to buy the lottery ticket......” “哈,原来你是想买彩票啊……” Mei side continues saying that „father, you looked I guessed the result of this competition, be honest with you, actually I had the superpower, can forecast the future, making me choose one, perhaps after our family/home, made a rapid career advance!” 梅方继续说道,“爸爸,你看我都猜中了这场比赛的结果,不瞒您说,其实我有超能力,能预测未来,让我选一张吧,说不定我们家以后就飞黄腾达了呢！” The plum side original intention is to plan oneself buy the lottery ticket to misappropriate this great sum of money to wait him secretly to use, but behind remembered the award he himself unable to lead even, must go to that side the capital, can only count on that the father did for somebody. 梅方本意是打算自己偷偷去买彩票私吞这笔巨款留待他用,但后面才想起就算中了大奖他自己也领不了,得去省会城市那边,只能指望老爸代劳。 Mei side in that to spend Kou water fee for a long time, end Mei benefit for the army showed the sad smile suddenly, he pulled out the pants pocket in son's front. 梅方在那费口水费了许久,末了梅利军忽而露出悲伤的笑容,他在儿子的面前掏了掏裤兜。 In his two pockets is very neatly clean, does not have including child sons. 他的两个兜里十分干净整洁,连一个子儿都没有。 „You think that I don't want to buy the lottery ticket? My this has money......” “你以为我不想买彩票吗？我这不是没钱嘛……” „Your pin money?” “你的私房钱呢？” „Let alone, is this pin money harms me to suffer hardship. Today just sends you to school, behind by her was discovered the pin money of conceals, broke my month smoke money.” “别说了,就是这个私房钱害我受罪。今天刚送你去上学,后面就被她发现藏的私房钱,把我这个月烟钱都断了。” Was saying Mei benefit for the army referred to silt azure in volume to the son, „, this by your easy mother hitting.” 说着梅利军冲儿子指了指自己额上的淤青,“喏,这就是被你的好妈妈给打的。” „It seems like, the father...... you are also not easy......” “看来,老爸……你也是不容易呀……” Mei Fangxiang own unlucky father expressed the intense sympathy. 梅方向自己的倒霉老爹表达了强烈的同情。 Although comments unable to demonstrate now, however everyone's message I have to see! Especially Schoolmate unkown speech, you look is very earnest, really unusual thanked you! 虽然现在评论显示不出来,但是大家的留言我都有看到哦！特别是unkown同学的发言,你看的很认真哈哈,真的非常感谢你！ Moreover my actually each chapter matched thought that the appropriate AI painting plot illustration, waited to comment the area to lift a ban can share to everyone looks! 另外我其实每个章节都配了一些觉得合适的AI作画剧情插图,等评论区解禁了就可以分享给大家看啦！ ( This chapter ends) (本章完)