Has not thought how probably was good saying that Xu Wenbin saw the video one made the phone call impulsive, waited to break off with him well pulls, quibbled also uselessly...... 大概是还没想好怎么说,许文斌看到视频一冲动打过来电话,等着好好和他掰扯一番,狡辩也没用…… Is the acknowledgment too quick, making Xu Wenbin not keep up with the mentality? 承认太快,让许文斌没跟上思路？ Xu Qing feels the chin to ponder over the moment, by him the understanding of the father, the general truth was this. 许青摸着下巴琢磨片刻,以他对老爹的了解,大概真相就是这样了。 Flustered...... is not steady. 急吼吼的……一点都不稳重。 „What said?” Jiang He asked. “说什么了？”姜禾问。 „Discussed two to knock.” “唠了两句磕。” „Doesn't he...... your parents like this?” Her hesitant, asked cautiously. “他……你父母是不是不喜欢这个？”她犹豫一下,小心翼翼地问道。 A grown man, by the girlfriend was said was too weak, how wants not to cheer up. 一个大男人,被女朋友说太弱了,怎么想都不会高兴起来。 Xu Qing nods gently: „Is.” 许青轻轻点头:“算是吧。” „That what to do?” “那怎么办？” „What to do?” “什么怎么办？” „I...... this does have the means to make one to erase?” Ship newly ghost livestock on Jiang He fingers of computer. “我……这个有没有办法叫人删掉？”姜禾指指电脑上的船新鬼畜。 „Does not need to delete, the words that must delete were also quite troublesome...... had to like singing initially act recklessly the sending lawyer's letter of basketball to be useless.” “不用删,要删的话也比较麻烦……当初有个喜欢唱跳打篮球的发律师函都没用。” „Your parents......” “那你父母……” „Is our parents.” “是咱爸妈。” „......” “……” Jiang He jams, looks at a Xu Qing face relaxed appearance, thinks that has not spoken again. 姜禾卡壳一下,看许青一脸轻松的样子,想了想没再说话。 „Video had come out, must while going to the home page fishes an advantage, otherwise to owe?” “视频都已经出来了,得趁着上首页多捞点好处,不然岂不是亏了？” Xu Qing has a look at the time, by chapter of Jiang He has not traced the leg, hugs video that own computer made to cut couple days ago. 许青看看时间,没有回姜禾旁边摸腿,抱起自己的电脑做前几天剪出来的视频。 Although most works are the ancient customs, but is not only also restricted to kiss to hold the nuptial chamber and self-made MV and so on, the style invariable words will have unavoidably aesthetically weary, what his issue doing is complains. 虽然大部分作品都是古风,不过也不仅限于亲嘴抱抱洞房和自制MV之类的,风格不变的话难免会有审美疲劳,他这一期做的是吐槽。 Complained the heat degree to be higher than the general video, let the desire that the person a little went, Xu Qing did not like making this type generally, words each play that because really must complain can discover the shortcoming, that to find fault to find fault. 吐槽热度比一般的视频高,也更让人有点进去的欲望,许青一般不喜欢做这种类型,因为实在要吐槽的话每个剧都能找出缺点,那只是为了挑刺而挑刺。 Really only then meets is unable to endure unable to hold in wants to complain, will make one issue. 只有遇到实在无法忍受憋不住想吐槽的时候,才会做出来一期。 For example some are hitting the idol drama of wuxia title number propaganda, if not need the wuxia play to propagandize, possibly many people will not look, the result propaganda quite a while wuxia, selecting will be one will only sing to dance hold is not occupied by the male lord of play, a performing skill can also the female lord who because actually outside the play the reason will not develop well, various additional types will dig out the chart to rub and substitute person again also has the turning circle circle...... 比如某打着武侠剧名号宣传的偶像剧,如果不用武侠剧宣传,可能很多人根本不会看,结果宣传半天武侠,点进去是一个只会唱歌跳舞hold不住戏的男主,一个演技还可以却因为戏外原因不好好演的女主,再加各种抠图磨皮和替身还有转圈圈…… Good martial finger/refer and original works could not rescue this type for the product that to make the rotten play made. 多好的武指和原著都救不了这种为做烂剧而做出来的产物。 „Can close the dot the sound, do not speak.” Xu Qing turns on the microphone, exhorts Jiang He one, then coughs lightly. “可以把声音关小点,不要说话。”许青打开麦克风,嘱咐姜禾一句,然后轻咳一声。 „Hope you before the chilled cast iron bending, can sneak a peek at the skylight......” “愿你在冷铁卷刃前,得以窥见天光……” ...... …… A half hour, records the sound, adjusts to do the strange style with the audio processing software again the frank and ready speech fast, Xu Qing stops work for the day to handle, turns the head to have a look, Jiang He is supporting the chin to look at him. 半个多小时,把声音录好,再用音频处理软件调整成搞怪风格的快语速,许青才收工搞定,转头看看,姜禾正撑着下巴看他。 „Fishes an advantage?” Sees Xu Qing to shake adeptly, Jiang He takes back the line of sight calmly, shifts the topic. “多捞点好处？”见许青拿手晃一下,姜禾若无其事地收回视线,转移话题。 „Un, I must drainage from your live broadcasts, then several issues rub the hot spot recently, like that just made, recently broadcast is very hot, the original works powder and actor fan quarrelled very fiercely, rubbed a wave flow quantity.” “嗯,我要从你这直播间引流一下,然后最近几期蹭一下热点,就像刚刚做的这个,最近播出挺火,原著粉和演员粉丝吵得很厉害,蹭一波流量。” „Just you said it very rottenly.” “刚刚你把它说得很烂。” „Originally rotten, if propagandizes greatly female lord ancient costume idol drama I to look that does not look at one, this was suspected to propagandize to cheat, deceived me to look to burn my eye.” “本来就烂,要是宣传大女主古装偶像剧我连看都不看一眼,这涉嫌宣传欺诈了,骗我看辣我眼睛。” „Will be scolded?” “会被人骂吧？” „I said a fact, if scolded shyly , indicating that I thought subconsciously I could not stand firmly. If some people must say 22 to be equal to 5, I will only feel that pities.” “我只是说了一个事实,如果怕人骂的话,表明我下意识觉得自己的话站不住脚。如果有人非要说22等于五,我只会感到怜悯。” Xu Qing is shaking the head, has not received the computer, but carries out already the armor that finishes quickly, records again, then sends to the main page, report progress. 许青摇着头,没有把电脑收起来,而是搬出已经快完工的盔甲,再一次录像,然后发到自己主页上,汇报进度。 This armor series course video actually some people looked, among the Jiang He live broadcasts also had from here by the drainage past audience, looked that the video did not satisfy a craving looked directly his live broadcast pinched the armor. 这个盔甲系列教程视频倒是有些人看,姜禾的直播间也有从这儿被引流过去的观众,看视频不过瘾直接看他直播捏盔甲。 By the live broadcast time, Xu Qing makes the iron shopping basket as usual, at the same time pays attention among the live broadcasts the heat degree, Jiang He is still manipulating the demoness swordsman, to clash in low spirits for 1600 points tries hard. 到直播时间,许青照常做铁菜篮,一边关注着直播间热度,姜禾依然操纵着女鬼剑士,闷头为冲1600分而努力。 Perhaps Xu Wenbin is also looking...... 说不定许文斌也在看…… Thinks that this possibility, on Xu Qing makes an effort, the iron hoop was pinched the distortion directly. 想到这个可能,许青手上一用力,铁环直接被捏变形。 „Hello, this shopping basket has been near the end, today can complete it, originally wants to work as the info clerk box, now...... wants to work as the info clerk box.” “大家好,这个菜篮已经接近尾声了,今天就能把它做好,本来是想当个收纳箱的,现在……还是想当收纳箱。” He shakes the shopping basket on hand, like chatting the verboseness, „today I noticed that in the home page has a ghost livestock, my general idea/careless, is who sneak attacked me? Can stand to speak......” 他晃晃手上的菜篮,像唠嗑似的絮絮叨叨,“今天我看到首页上有个鬼畜,我大意了,是谁偷袭我？能不能站出来说说话……” A barrage row ha haha has fluttered , indicating to look, which several asked, also wants to have a look. 弹幕一排哈哈哈飘过,表示看过,还有几个问在哪,也想去看看。 reckless big tung: " Early period human tames the precious image of tiger crazy fist veteran comrade " 胡大桐树:「人类早期驯服虎痴拳老同志的珍贵影像」 „Is you?” Xu Qing looked that this ID super looks familiar. “是不是你？”许青看这个id超级眼熟。 Initially just began broadcasting first day is this goods jumps repeatedly horizontally? 当初刚开播第一天就是这货反复横跳了吧？ reckless big tung: " It is not, how possibly is I? " 胡大桐树:「不是,怎么可能是我？」 „Had not related, matter had happened in any case, I do not hide, right, I am the tiger crazy fist do not know how many for successor, the winter practices 39, the summer practices the end of summer...... not to blow, in any case is very fierce, can look from the video, anyone of you can stand for one hour? No one.” “是不是都没关系了,反正事情已经发生了,我就不隐藏了,没错,我就是虎痴拳第不知道多少代传人,冬练三九,夏练三伏……不吹了,反正是很厉害,从视频也能看出来,你们谁能站一个小时？没有人。” Xu Qing looked that among the live broadcasts the heat degree has risen, but ten minutes, have broadcast the midway compared with yesterday time almost, even must be more. 许青看直播间热度一直上升,不过十来分钟,已经比昨天播到中途的时候差不多,甚至还要更多一些。 The gift are also more than yesterday. 连带着礼物也比昨天多。 Intends to pinch the armor the warm-hearted residential live broadcast that the person hits to fall face down and practices the pile, this point is very appealing. 出手就把人打趴下的热心市民直播捏盔甲和练桩,这一点挺吸引人。 Eventually red background board...... 终究还是红了背景板…… „Everyone is curious I am hanging behind the chain armor, I in have the complete course in ‚idling about azure Sir’, idle being all right does to put on to play, puts in the family/home to work as ornaments. Must say why does specifically, actually I like these martial arts anything since childhood, the done video mostly is also wuxia related......” “大家好奇我身后挂着的锁子甲,我在‘游手好闲青大人’里有完整的教程,就是闲的没事做来穿着玩玩,搁家里当个摆设。要说具体为什么做,其实从小我就喜欢这些武术什么的,做的视频大多也都是武侠相关……” Finishes the shopping basket wordy, the Xu Qing 360 degrees demonstrate, then puts on it the computer table one side, withdraws several steps, shows the stance to the bookshelf by, when second half hour of klutz. 啰啰嗦嗦把菜篮完工,许青360度展示一下,然后把它放到电脑桌上一旁,退后几步,到书架旁摆出架势,当后半个小时的木头人。 The people occasionally, Zhong Kui, the young girl, this reappears. 人偶,钟馗,少女,这一幕又重现。 Peacefully continually chats did not have, is only left over the barrage to float flutters to entertain. 安安静静连唠嗑的都没了,只剩下弹幕飘来飘去自娱自乐。 ...... …… „What evil way cultivation technique this practices?” “这是练什么邪道功法？” An expression of Xu Wenbin face spicy eye, is looking at Xu Qing in the video motionless. 许文斌一脸辣眼睛的表情,瞧着许青在视频里一动不动。 This? 就这？ Is this palm of the hand the tiger crazy fist that others pat tic? 这就是一巴掌把人家拍得直抽抽的虎痴拳？ What thing! 什么玩意！ Xu Wenbin can pledge to the day, their Old Xu and Xu Chu are away from the long distance is so far, where does this boy from study? 许文斌可以对天发誓,他们老许家和许褚隔着十万八千里那么远,这小子从哪学来的？ „Small Haozi, do you know that what fist Qingzi is practicing?” He to a Qin Hao round of voice. “小耗子,你知不知道青子在练什么拳？”他给秦浩发语音。 Qin Hao lies down heals from a wound at home, reply fast: „Knows! Tiger fist, with. Uncle, is your family Xu Chu later generation? Helps me have a look, on my family ancestor is Qin Qiong......” 秦浩躺在家里养伤,回复的飞快:“知道！老虎拳,和真的似的。叔,你家是许褚后辈？帮我看看,我家祖上是不是秦琼……” „Qin Qiong?” “秦琼？” „Right, I thought that has the possibility very much, you look at that......” Qin Hao Balla Balla, 60 seconds of voice big square formation, looks at the Xu Wenbin skull to hurt. “对啊,我觉得很有可能,你看那个……”秦浩巴拉巴拉,六十秒语音大方阵,看得许文斌脑壳疼。 ...... …… Arrived eight points, Xu Qing receives the merit to aspirate. 到八点,许青收功吐气。 „Hasn't your really related?” “你这样真的没关系吗？” Jiang He switches off among the live broadcasts, then asked. 姜禾关掉直播间,回头问。 „What?” “什么？” „Time.” “功夫。” „I have prepared the case, the words that does not offend somebody have no issue, has not arrived at the degree of hitting the tree, comes a specialist training compared with me.” “我备过案了,不伤人的话没什么问题,又没到你那种撞断树的程度,来个专业训练过的都比我强。” Xu Qing lowers the head to pinch the fist, is feeling the strength. 许青低头捏捏拳头,感觉着自身实力。 Truly looked like Jiang He saying that without the experience, has not opposed the enemy the consciousness, without the muscle consciousness, did not have the resilience, almost did not have...... except to be more vigorous and healthier from the consciousness, with having simple style that the body practiced, other and specialized did not compare. 确实像姜禾说过的,没有经验,没有对敌意识,没有肌肉意识,没有抗打击能力,距离意识也几乎没有……除了把身体练的健壮一些,和有了简单的招式,其他和专业的比不了。 Even before , 45 people who estimate cannot be victorious, such that only if according to Jiang He teaches, first solves one, others naturally frightened. 甚至连之前估测的四五个人都打不过,除非照姜禾教的那样,先解决掉一个,其他人自然就吓到了。 „Strong and healthy body that's all.” Xu Qing draws a conclusion, looks depends on the wall is putting the long sword to the corner. “强身健体而已。”许青下了结论,看向角落里靠墙放着的长剑。 With the words of sword, defending self the ability will be stronger. 拿剑的话,防身能力会更强。 „We had many people to look probably.” Jiang He takes mouse, is chatting with Pingping at the same time, time when she real estate management works as. “我们好像有非常多的人在看了。”姜禾拿着鼠标点点点,一边和萍萍聊天,她当房管当的正是时候。 The big navigation increased several captains, has been promoting with steady steps. 大航海又新增了几个舰长,一直在稳步提升。 Xu Qing only finds it miraculous, initially accompanied Jiang He to wanton mischief, finally she hits the field of honor to rush actually for more than 1500 points without any equipment, but also was made a specially hot ghost livestock to come out. 许青只觉得神奇,当初陪着姜禾瞎胡闹一下,结果她打决斗场硬是在没什么装备的情况下冲到一千五百多分,还被人做了个特别火的鬼畜出来。 They have the anticipation, this has accumulated the audience, three months has become the young anchor, but can also from the live broadcasts toward his main page there drainage. 俩人都有看点,就这样一直累积观众,三个月的时间已经成了小主播,还能从直播间往他的主页那里引流。 Next month trades the abattoir exclusive equipment with the field of honor overall, Jiang He wants to try to attack next 1600 points...... 下个月用决斗场积分换角斗场专属装备,姜禾想试着冲击一下1600分…… „Diligently, come on!” “努力吧,加油！” Xu Qing returns the bedroom the shopping basket, comes out to sit to the sofa on to continue to hold own computer. 许青把菜篮放回卧室,出来坐到沙发上继续抱起自己的电脑。 Jiang He played two games of furnace stones, sits roves on the chair, finally cannot bear the running over sofa, pushes looks at him to make anything by him. 姜禾玩了两局炉石,坐在椅子上转来转去,终于忍不住跑过来沙发这边,挤在他旁边看他做什么。 „Why didn't play the game?” “为什么不玩游戏了？” „Does not want to play.” Jiang He said. “不想玩。”姜禾说。 Usually Xu Qing will run to dig up to draw her leg, plays the game together or looks at the video, now Xu Qing has held the computer to work in low spirits, lets she plays the game the time for no reason has a feeling of guilty. 平时许青都会跑过去扒拉她腿,一起玩游戏或者看视频,现在许青一直闷头抱着电脑做事,让她玩游戏的时候无端生出一种罪恶感。 „Looked that you have been busy today, I thought that has played the game to be very irritable.” “看你今天一直在忙,我就觉得一直玩游戏很别扭。” „Understanding, like going to school the bedroom has a person to study, others are very ashamed that feeling.” Xu Qing nods, „, therefore you are entice me and you play together?” “理解,就像上学的时候寝室有个人一直学习,别人就很惭愧那种感觉。”许青点头,“所以你是来勾引我和你一起玩的？” „What entices, said that is so coarse.” Jiang He bah. “什么勾引,说那么难听。”姜禾呸了一声。 „Are you coming initiative study?” “那你是过来主动学习的？” Xu Qing thinks, pulls out the drill book from the table, „, does.” 许青想了想,从桌子底下抽出来练习册,“喏,做吧。” Jiang He turns head to have a look at the computer, goes back the drill book stopper unemotionally again, then goes to by the computer bookshelf to extract a novel, runs to lie down on the sofa, foot toward Xu Qing bosom stopper. 姜禾扭头看看电脑,面无表情地把练习册重新塞回去,然后去电脑旁的书架抽出一本小说,跑回来躺到沙发上,把脚丫子往许青怀里塞。 „Actually in the evening sleeps you also to be able like this, why to arrive on the bed not to let bump?” “其实晚上睡觉你也可以这样啊,干嘛一到了床上就不让碰？” „Cannot!” “就是不能！” „This is not same, can hug on the sofa, is not good on the bed, what truth is this?” “这不是一样吗,在沙发上可以抱抱亲亲,在床上就不行了,这是什么道理？” What truth is this? 这是什么道理？ Jiang He was circled by him, although is the same, but the place different is feels differently. 姜禾被他绕进去了,虽然都是一样的,但地点不同就是感觉不一样。 Hugged on the sofa hugged, rested the same place on the bed...... 在沙发上抱就抱了,在床上睡一起…… „On the sofa is intimate, on the bed is lower reaches.” She said. “在沙发上是亲密,在床上就是下流。”她说。 Xu Qing gawked staring, has not thought that could not deceive her, „did other was obscene, only pure hugging not.” 许青愣了愣,没想到骗不到她了,“做些其他的才下流,只单纯的抱抱一点也不。” „Snort.” “哼。” Jiang He handful of writes books, by did not speak on the sofa slantingly, a Xu Qing hand is pinching the mouse, another hand pinched on the bosom leg and foot. 姜禾捧着书,斜靠在沙发上不说话了,许青一只手捏着鼠标,另一只手在怀里的腿和脚上捏来捏去。 Such life is very good, the person should be content. 这样的生活就很好,人应该知足。 Initially wants to bump also to rack brains to think a reason, now here sits her own to run over...... must be content. 当初想碰一下还得绞尽脑汁想个理由,现在在这里坐着她自己就跑过来了……一定要知足。 Xu Qing cuts the video, the attention is disrupted by Jiang He, has thought at sixes and sevens some. 许青剪着视频,注意力被姜禾扰乱,一直想些乱七八糟的。 „You...... you must take my leg......” “你……你要拿着我的腿……” Jiang He feels the change, covers own face with the book, asked low voice. 姜禾感觉到变化,拿书遮住自己的脸,小声问。 Xu Qing cannot see her expression, lowers the head to look at the little white leg, the lip somewhat becomes dry. 许青看不到她表情,低头瞧一下小白腿,嘴唇有些发干。 „No, this is only the normal reaction, I am not the anomaly.” “不,这只是正常反应,我不是变态。” „Your previous time......” “那你上次……” „The previous time is the previous time, occasionally solves, is limited.” Xu Qing, „now I was working, please do not move heedlessly?” “上次是上次,偶尔解决一下,要节制。”许青顿了顿,“现在我在工作,请你不要乱动好吗？” Although is young, but also has the dignity. 虽然是雏,但也是有尊严的。 „.” Jiang He reveals the eye to take a look at him from the book, is peaceful. “哦。”姜禾从书后面露出眼睛瞧瞧他,安静下来。 „Why didn't you play the game?” Xu Qing shift topic. “你为什么不玩游戏了？”许青转移话题。 „Didn't say? You work here earnestly, I am playing the game, felt oneself like the idling about waste......” “不是说了吗？你在这儿认真做事,我在玩游戏,感觉自己就像个游手好闲的废物……” „I felt that you are scolding me, idling about idles about, what is the waste of idling about?” “我感觉你在骂我,游手好闲是游手好闲,什么叫游手好闲的废物？” Jiang He hears word thinks, probably truly is this, „that you go to the bedroom to work otherwise, like this I could not notice that you worked earnestly, play the game not to have the pressure.” 姜禾闻言思索一下,好像确实是这样,“那要不然你去卧室做事,这样我看不到你认真做事,玩游戏就没有压力了。” „You may really be a small talent.” “你可真是个小天才。” Xu Qing looks at Jiang He one, takes her full palm to make an effort to pinch, „loses heart, I must here, making you feel ashamed, then you will read well.” 许青瞧姜禾一眼,拿着她的足掌用力捏捏,“死心吧,我就要在这儿,让你感觉惭愧,然后你就会好好看书了。” Studies the ashamed heart of dregs to use well, cannot waste. 学渣的羞耻心要好好利用起来,不能浪费了。 Daily playing games, according to the Xu Wenbin words, playing the game can cause the person to have the violence...... 天天打游戏,按许文斌的话来说,玩游戏会导致人产生暴力…… Jiang He has not had the violence, she is the violent synonym, daily played the game to turn into a small waste to be finished. 姜禾没有产生暴力,她本身就是暴力的代名词,天天玩游戏变成个小废物就完蛋了。 „Enhances the intelligence quotient, can here live is better, if you do not study diligently, only meets playing games, knows that what appearance will turn into?” “提高自己智商,才能在这里活的更好,如果你不努力学习,只会打游戏,知道会变成什么样子吗？” „What will turn into?” “会变成什么样？” „Will turn into a net addiction young girl, daily immerses in virtual internet, then trades many games to play does not have the meaning, finally found the public relations class game, daily plays with other net addiction people, develops the net love, was ganged up to run by others......” “会变成一个网瘾少女,天天都沉浸在虚拟网络,然后换好多游戏玩都没意思,最后找到社交类游戏,天天和其他的网瘾人士玩,发展出网恋,然后被别人勾搭跑……” „Is impossible!” Jiang He wants not to be typical. “不可能！”姜禾想也不想地道。 „Un, that type is the stupid woman, although you are not intelligent, but did not have to that degree stupid, that...... you turn into a net addiction young girl, daily playing games, anything, will not turn into one finally stupidly only meets the playing games woman, prepares food to wash clothes to have a child to me at home, then playing games.” “嗯,那种都是愚蠢的女人,你虽然不聪明,但还没蠢到那种程度,那就……你变成一个网瘾少女,天天打游戏,最后什么也不会,变成一个愚蠢的只会打游戏的妇女,在家给我做饭洗衣生孩子,然后打游戏。” „...... I have made money now.” Jiang He reminded him, „not just met playing games.” “……我现在已经赚到钱了。”姜禾提醒他,“并不是只会打游戏。” „All depend on money that the luck makes, finally will lose relied on the strength again, you are unable to gain to surpassing the money beyond your cognition.” Xu Qing shakes the head, „you really think that is you gains?” “一切凭运气赚到的钱,最后都会凭实力再失去,你无法赚到超出你认知以外的钱。”许青摇头,“你真以为那是你赚到的吗？” „......” “……” Jiang He lowers the head to sigh, accepts fate to take from the tea table the drill book, opens to see that the above small bright phrase feels the headache. 姜禾低着头叹口气,认命地把练习册从茶几下面拿出来,翻开看到上面的小明字眼就感觉头痛。 „Or......” her hesitant, „I make stupidly will only wash clothes to prepare food to have a child with the playing games woman.” “要不……”她犹豫一下,“我就做个愚蠢的只会洗衣做饭生孩子和打游戏的女人吧。” „...... heroine, please be dignified.” “……女侠,请你自重一点。”