Once the people were compelled anxiously, anything can also do. 人一旦被逼急了,什么事也能做得出来。 Except for math. 除了数学。 The nine-year compulsory education carried out the Jiang He look is not pure. 九年义务教育把姜禾眼神都搞得没那么纯真了。 Ancient people face the issue that small bright these beat around the bush strangely daily, truly very has a headache, Xu Qing also only planned that makes her learn the junior middle school, the high school content looks at her interest when the time comes again, wants to study to go to school, does not want to study even,...... nine years of duty is in order to lives in any case well, the high school stresses in gaining admission to the university. 一个古代人天天面对小明那些稀奇古怪绕弯子的问题,确实挺头疼,许青也只打算让她学到初中,高中内容到时候再看她兴趣,想学就学,不想学就算了,反正……九年义务是为了能好好生活,高中则更偏重于考大学。 When live broadcast after knocking one ‚wind same warrior’, is the Jiang He fans changes are also many, even some people knock that section video to cut again and fragment of field of honor KO opponent her edit in together, is only the plate heat degree of this game is not high, is the small group. 自从直播时敲了一段‘风一样的勇士’之后,属于姜禾的粉丝也变多起来,甚至有人把她敲那一段儿的视频剪出来再和决斗场ko对手的片段编辑在一起,只是这个游戏的板块热度没那么高,属于小圈子。 Enlarges the angle of view the words, among their rare and beautiful flowers live broadcasts is not anything, looks at dnf this game plate only, has calculated a small heat degree. 放大视角的话,两人这个奇葩直播间根本算不上什么,单看dnf这个游戏板块,已经算有了点小小的热度。 The demoness sword only then a wing and shoes, the Christmas hat, is the activity delivers, in the hand takes false purple, in 1300 percentage following partition basic total victory, rushes to more than 1400 velocity components to be slow, now has crawled to 1500 percentages. 女鬼剑只有一个翅膀和鞋子,还有个圣诞帽,都是活动送的,手上拿的假紫,在一千三百分以下的分段基本全胜,一路冲到一千四百多分速度才慢下来,现在已经爬到一千五百分。 After having the foundation popularity, this had the anticipation very much, let alone an idling about fellow in nearby entire detailed work, the Xu Qing ghost livestock rushes to the home page daily now directly. 有了基础人气之后,这就很有看点了,更别说还有个游手好闲的家伙天天在旁边整花活,现在许青的鬼畜更是直接冲上首页。 Chance accomplished what art had failed in? 无心插柳柳成荫？ Xu Qing has been considering, perhaps this disrupted his plan...... should not say is the plan, but to control of life. 许青一直在思量着,这打乱了他的计划……或许不该说是计划,而是对生活的掌控。 Originally every day is leisurely, the life is the perfect condition, wants to make anything to make anything, all in estimating range, although now has not affected to live, but if not make anything, in the future will perhaps regret, to seize this opportunity, must give a care...... in the future development to be able with originally some life deviations routinely. 本来每天悠哉悠哉,生活一直都是理想状态,想做什么就做点什么,一切都在预想范围内,现在虽然没影响生活,但是如果不去做点什么,未来也许会后悔,如果想要抓住这个机会,就要费点心思……往后的发展都会和原本按部就班的生活有些偏离。 Idles about does not muddle along, how the future life will always have a general idea to plan, must reconsider one. 游手好闲不是得过且过,未来的生活怎样总有个大概规划,现在要重新思考一下了。 He looks at Jiang He one, not so many that heroine thinks, eats to the full to put on any case warmly, is all right to bully Xu Qing, this life is good. 他看姜禾一眼,女侠想的没那么多,反正吃饱穿暖,没事欺负一下许青,这生活就非常棒。 No matter how, the heat degree increase, strikes while the iron is hot to be many now several issues of high-quality videos, can be twice the result with half the effort, first fishes this opportunity in the hand turns into the real income, then thinks other. 不管如何,现在热度提升,趁热打铁多出几期高质量视频,可以事半功倍,先把这个机会捞在手里变成实际收益,再想其他的。 Xu Qing is pinching the small feet foot, vacates of a hand on the computer, Jiang He holds the novel to look gradually fascinated. 许青捏着小脚脚,空出一只手在电脑上点来点去,姜禾捧着小说渐渐看入迷。 ...... …… The Xu Wenbin big evening has not rested, has been organizing the expression. 许文斌大晚上还没睡,一直在组织措辞。 Xu Qing suspects right, that telephone is Xu Wenbin one hits impulsive, is thinking Xu Qing covertly makes what live broadcast, was discovered by him, first sees through Xu Qing to express oneself had known, then aims at the matter that quibbled to educate him ruthlessly, as soon as passed. 许青猜想的没错,那个电话是许文斌一冲动打过去的,原本是想着许青偷摸做什么直播,这下被他发现了,先拆穿许青表示自己已经知道了,然后再针对狡辩的事狠狠教育他一通。 Neat of never expected that Xu Qing acknowledgment, he has not thought how good to educate...... 没想到许青承认的干脆利落,他还没想好要怎么教育…… Go too far! 欺人太甚！ Like two was occupied by the old woman who faced each other, the loquacious quarrelled half a lifetime frame, suddenly the day of east old women just opened the mouth to scold, the opposite agreed directly, listened to the nod not to talk back silently, once for a while approved of: Right that you said that before was I am wrong. 就像俩住对门的老太太,吧吧吧吵了半辈子架,突然有一天东边的老太太刚开口骂,对面直接同意,默默听着点头还没回嘴,时不时赞同:您说的对,之前是我错了。 Equally same feeling. 一样一样的感觉。 Xu Qing not dai dai pulls the quibble, felt strange...... 许青不嘚吧嘚扯歪理,奇了怪…… „What also takes the cell phone to look at?” Zhou Suzhi holds one cup of hydromel to flush air slowly, looked that Xu Wenbin is in a daze the feeling to wonder there. “还拿着手机看什么呢？”周素芝捧着一杯蜂蜜水慢慢吹气,看许文斌在那儿发呆感觉纳闷。 Xu Wenbin has gotten back one's composure, shakes the head saying: „It‘s nothing.” 许文斌回过神,摇头道:“没什么。” „Today did Xu Qing do? Shows off on the matter of newspaper to you?” “今天许青过来干嘛了？就给你显摆显摆上报纸的事？” That newspaper also spreads on the table, Xu Qing wants to mount to hang the study room, was expelled by Xu Wenbin, before walking, picks up the durian. 那张报纸还铺在桌子上,许青本来想裱起来挂书房,被许文斌赶走了,走之前还把榴莲抱走一个。 „He also wants the old house, said that he marries to him, lives the grandson to you.” “他还想要老房子,说给他他就结婚,给你生孙子。” „Good!” Zhou Suzhi hears word eyes one bright, holds the cup to collect toward here, arches his with the shoulder, „gives him.” “那好呀！”周素芝闻言眼睛一亮,捧着杯子往这边凑凑,拿肩膀拱他一下,“就给他呗。” „Do not pull, he is big, can become the father?” “别扯,他才多大,能当老子吗？” „Was also similar, at that time I was pregnant you are also similar the age.” “也差不多了,当时我怀孕的时候你也差不多岁数。” „...... That is the same?” “……那一样吗？” „Which different?” “哪不一样？” „......” “……” Xu Wenbin thinks, unties the cell phone surges surges, looks for an expression package: When I and parents are young difference .jpg 许文斌想了想,解开手机翻腾翻腾,找出来一张表情包:我和父母年轻时的区别.jpg Parents at age 25: Muscle person / fosters one to two human young sons / vigor full / country to need me / 5 : 00 am to get out of bed / 父母25岁的时候:肌肉人/抚养一到两个人类幼崽/活力满满/国家需要我/早上 5 点起床/ Present young people: Waste firewood / I am dying well / trapped/sleepy / so to be how tired / wū wū / do not want to move...... 现在的年轻人:废柴/我要死了/好困/怎么这么累/呜呜呜/不想动…… Vivid image. 生动形象。 Zhou Suzhi hydromel almost spurts, hurries to take the paper goods to scratch. 周素芝一口蜂蜜水差点喷出来,赶紧拿纸巾擦擦。 „Do you also meet this? Where from looks? Fun.” “你还会这个？从哪找的？好玩。” „Snort.” “哼。” Xu Wenbin looks in her cell phone ‚cheers .jpg for the friendship’, a face disdains. 许文斌瞧一眼她手机里的‘为了友谊干杯.jpg’,一脸不屑。 The young people know that now plays......, let alone, but also is really fun. 年轻人现在就知道玩……别说,还真好玩。 „Online had a look to have, what thing will sometimes have...... this like his in?” Xu Wenbin, open the azure Sir main page that idles about, suddenly the discovery has the video that sends newly. “就在网上看看就有了,像他这里面有时候也会有……这个什么东西？”许文斌点点点,打开游手好闲的青大人主页,忽然发现有个新发的视频。 The point opens the broadcast, Xu Qing passes on immediately after the sound of processing. 点开播放,许青经过处理的声音顿时传出来。 " Hope you before the chilled cast iron bending, can sneak a peek at the skylight...... I not to like complaining, but...... " 「愿你在冷铁卷刃前,得以窥见天光……本来我是不喜欢吐槽的,但是……」 " Rubs skin Mo is like the ghost, having a look at female lord face to be pale, has a look at her surrounding person again, is not style is simply good...... " 「磨皮磨的和鬼一样,看看女主这一脸惨白,再看看她周围的人,简直不是一个画风好嘛……」 Inserts one, 【App】 The sincerity is good, is worth installing, after all the book source are many, books entire, renews quickly! 插一句,【app】真心不错,值得装个,毕竟书源多,书籍全,更新快！ " ...... Flaunts wuxia with emphasis, wuxia! This treads the horse to insult simply! My father father takes the leather belt to pull out me to compare this wuxia!...... " 「……重点还是标榜武侠,武侠！这踏马简直是侮辱！我爸爹拿皮带抽我都比这个更武侠！……」 The old couples listen to Xu Qing to complain there, the Xu Wenbin eyebrow jumped jumping. 老两口听着许青在那儿吐槽,许文斌眉毛跳了跳。 „I pulled out his time with the leather belt before is very ruthless?” “我以前拿皮带抽他的时候很狠吗？” „Forgot, remembers that he cries very miserably.” “忘了,就记得他哭得挺惨的。” „......” “……” ...... …… „Why does your father take the leather belt to pull out you?” “你爸为什么拿皮带抽你？” When Jiang He takes a bath, comes back Xu Qing is looking at own video, happen to sees this. 姜禾洗了个澡,回来时许青正在看自己的视频,正好看到这一幕。 „That may be many went, explodes dog shit with the firecrackers to Qin Hao, strung together to roast with wooden club the fish of fish bowl......” “那可多了去了,用鞭炮给秦浩炸一身狗屎,把鱼缸的鱼拿木棍儿串起来烤了……” Xu Qing along with the tastes, the video sends for three hours, broadcast already tens of thousands, humph, wealth password. 许青随口道,视频发出去才三个小时,播放量已经几万,嚯,财富密码。 Caught up with the hot spot. 赶上热点了。 " Sought video that the leather belt pulled out " 「求皮带抽的视频」 " Destructive is not big, insulting is extremely strong " 「杀伤性不大,侮辱性极强」 " Truly, hitting children of being in chaotic situation compared with their turning circle circle hot blooded " 「确实,鸡飞狗跳的打孩子都比俩人转圈圈热血」 Rows of barrages, these three hours had risen several thousand powders, repeater is also in 10 : 1. 一排排弹幕,这三个小时已经涨了几千粉,转发量也是10:1以内。 Feeling extremely flattered. 受宠若惊。 „We sleep.” “我们睡觉吧。” Glanced over to comment, saw that refuted his Xu Qing not to go to manage, words each play that must find fault can find fault, but this...... 浏览了一下评论,看到一些反驳他的许青也没去管,非要挑刺的话每部剧都能挑刺,但是这个…… After looking, thought that ‚fitting original works’ ‚picture is exquisite’, he only thought that these people feel sorry. 看过之后还觉得‘贴合原著’‘画面优美’,他只觉得这些人可怜。 Closes the computer, two people returned to the bedroom together, Jiang He sat in the bedside body move about, which irritable. 关上电脑,两个人一起回了卧室,姜禾坐在床边身子动来动去,哪哪都别扭。 Just took a bath the small clothes washes, routine wants to hang to return to the bedroom, then responded Xu Qing also here. 刚刚洗澡把小衣洗了一下,习惯性想挂回卧室,然后才反应过来许青也在这边。 Therefore she hung to go to the hovel the clothes. 于是她把衣服都挂去杂物间了。 „Your dart?” “你的镖呢？” „What makes?” “做什么？” „Puts in this, the fragmentariness that temporarily has no need, pulls out the ear bucket...... also to have this public transportation pass like the nail clippers, admits inside, is seemingly neat.” “放这里面,暂时用不着的零零碎碎,像指甲刀掏耳勺……还有这公交卡,都放进里面,这样看起来规整。” Xu Qing manipulates the iron basket in the window, having anything must use to be good, moreover such info clerk gets up psychologically to look like an appearance of family/home...... 许青在窗台摆弄铁篮子,有了什么东西一定要用上才好,而且这样收纳起来从心理上更像一个家的样子…… „Arranges this shopping basket not to make you raise is going out to do grocery shopping, is used to receive the thing, this public transportation pass, later you go out can bring, did not use the adept brusher code.” “编这个菜篮不是让你提着出去买菜的,就是用来收东西的,还有这个公交卡,以后你出门可以带着,不用拿手机刷码了。” Jiang He hears word reorganizes own thing, light casting throws into inside, bedhead little bear is also lost by her, only leaves behind a big bear, seeming like truly ordered. 姜禾闻言把自己的东西整理整理,小件的都扔进里面,床头的小熊也被她丢进去,只留下一只大熊,看上去确实有序了很多。 „I thought that this sword is useless, if you turn over/stand up to turn inside out in the evening, the sword will only press you.” Xu Qing processes all, sits the bed first half to lie down, pulled initially the amusement park Ying's big bear among: „Didn't this need to leave me is so far?” “我觉得这个剑没什么用,如果你晚上翻身翻过来,剑只会硌到你。”许青处理好一切,坐回床上半躺着,把当初游乐园嬴的大熊扯到中间:“这样是不是就不用离我那么远了？” „Un, this.” Jiang He nods. “嗯,这个可以。”姜禾点头。 Xu Qing felt oneself are really intelligent, „you can push by the big bear, I also push by the big bear, will not bump into the same place.” 许青觉得自己真是聪明,“你可以挤在大熊旁边,我也挤在大熊旁边,都不会碰到一起。” The bed two people in bedroom rest to have more than enough to spare, the big bear puts still has enough space. 卧室的大床两个人睡绰绰有余,大熊放到中间依然有足够的空间。 After looking Jiang He has taken a bath , the water sleek/moist sleek/moist cheek, Xu Qing is restraining own impulsion, cannot reach out for a yard after taking an inch, must be content. 看姜禾洗过澡后水润润的脸蛋,许青克制着自己的冲动,不能得寸进尺,要知足。 Winter time in the plan all these, moves now now finally...... 冬天的时候就在计划现在这一切了,现在终于搬进来…… The ample patience is a basic quality of fragrant-flowered garlic. 足够的耐心是一个韭菜的基本素质。 „I turned off a light.” Jiang He puts on the switch of lamp. “那我关灯了。”姜禾手放到灯的开关上。 „You like in the evening pitch-dark? Actually small night light.” Xu Qing said, he sleeps to like in the evening entire black, therefore barely uses that lamp. “你晚上都喜欢黑漆漆的吗？其实还有个小夜灯。”许青说,他晚上睡觉喜欢全黑,所以很少用那个灯。 „What small night light makes?” Jiang He asked. “小夜灯是做什么的？”姜禾问。 „Is the evening is insufficient is too black, keeps a lamp to get up at night or make other anything to facilitate......” “就是晚上不至于太黑,留个灯起夜或者做其他什么都方便……” What makes other? 做其他什么？ Jiang He is a little suddenly vigilant: „What do you want to make?” 姜禾忽然有点警惕:“你想做什么？” „No, but said the small night light, is very commonly used function, asks that you must open.” Xu Qing said: „Average person sleeps will be opening, I before was also......” “没,只是说小夜灯,是非常常用的功能,就问问你要不要开。”许青道:“一般人睡觉都会开着,我以前也是……” „Lies, you have not opened.” “撒谎,你就没开过。” „Good, a person time...... wait/etc?” A Xu Qing brow wrinkle, looks askance to look to Jiang He. “好吧,一个人的时候……等等？”许青眉头一皱,侧目看向姜禾。 „What?” Jiang He looked by his look flustered. “什么？”姜禾被他眼神看得慌了一下。 „How you know that I haven't opened?” “你怎么知道我没开过？” „I...... I guess.” “我……我猜的。” „Guesses?” Xu Qing does not believe. “猜的？”许青不信。 „This called the curse of knowledge, I did not have the means and you explained how I knew......” Jiang He said very much earnestly, then click one switched off the lamp, the room falls into a darkness. “这叫知识的诅咒,我没办法和你解释我是怎么知道的……”姜禾很认真地说道,然后咔嗒一下关掉灯,房间陷入一片黑暗。 She tears oneself small quilt, puts out a hand to pat in the middle big bear, „sleeps quickly.” 她扯开自己的小被子,伸手摸摸在中间的大熊,“快睡觉吧。” Xu Qing has not moved, he thought that is not quite right. 许青没有动,他觉得不太对劲。 „Previous time I seem midnight to touch to anything blurry......” “上次我好像半夜迷迷糊糊摸到什么东西……” „It is not I!” “不是我！” „......” “……” Xu Qing determined. 许青确定是了。 „What do you midnight touch my room to make?” He asked. “你半夜摸进我房间想做什么？”他问。 „I have not traced your room.” “我才没有摸进你的房间。” „You are the brazen, I enter your room to with you greet, your actually midnight arrives at my room sneaky to do secretive any to me......” “你这是赖皮,我连进你房间都要和你打声招呼,你却半夜到我房间鬼鬼祟祟对我做些什么不可告人的……” „I do not have!” The Jiang He air/Qi, „I have a look at you to be hot.” “我没有！”姜禾气得不行,“我就看看你热不热。” „......” “……” Xu Qing jumped at heart. 许青心里嗵地跳了一下。 Both people had not spoken, in the bedroom falls into silent, is away from the middle big bear rag doll, can probably hear the breath of opposite party. 两个人都没说话了,卧室里陷入寂静,隔着中间的大熊布偶,好像能听到对方的呼吸。 Passed the moment, Jiang He turned over, is staring at his outline in the darkness, „how didn't you speak?” 过了片刻,姜禾翻个身,在黑暗里盯着他的轮廓,“你怎么不讲话？” „You did not say that sleeps?” “你不是说睡觉吗？” „, That sleeps.” Jiang He said. “哦,那睡觉吧。”姜禾说。 She blinks, without many sleepiness, put lightly the breath slowly, is listening to the sound of Xu Qing that half carefully. 她眨眨眼,没多少睡意,慢慢放轻了呼吸,仔细听着许青那半边的动静。 The greater part of the night goes into the man room, unexpectedly was also discovered, Jiang He you are not careful! 大半夜跑到男人房间里,竟然还被发现了,姜禾你太不小心了！ „Actually I start to plan from the winter.” “其实我从冬天就开始计划来着。” Xu Qing makes noise suddenly. 许青忽然出声。 „What?” Jiang He was startled being startled. “什么？”姜禾怔了怔。 „Changes the room. In the summer is so hot, you will definitely not agree that moves from the hovel, therefore I traded with you at that time, then moves now to me, you will agree.” “换房间。夏天这么热,你肯定不会同意从杂物间搬过来,所以那时我就和你换了,然后到了现在我搬过来,你就会同意了。” „.” “哦。” Jiang He should, she guess correctly. 姜禾应一声,她早就猜到了。 „Finally rested to a bed on, good night, heroine.” “终于睡到一张床上了,晚安,女侠。” Xu Qing smiles one, the finger feels the nose of middle big bear puppet, there is the plastic gem, „can bring the hand?” 许青笑一声,手指摸着中间大熊玩偶的鼻子,那里是颗塑料宝石,“要不要把手拿过来？” „Does not want, good night.” Jiang He returns, turns over facing out of the window. “不要,晚安。”姜禾回,翻个身面对窗外。 Like this rested the same place...... 就这样睡一起了…… If Xu Qing midnight throws suddenly, how should hit his? 要是许青半夜忽然扑过来,该怎么打他一顿？ Let him put on the chain armor to hit again? 让他穿上锁子甲再打？ ...... 还是…… It is estimated that he does not have that courage, this talent does not dare to throw, even if throws can still hold down backhandedly he. 估计他没那个胆子,这个人才不敢扑过来,就算扑也能反手按住他。 Just thinking, Jiang He was feeling the foot that curls up was bumped. 正想着,姜禾感觉到蜷起来的脚被碰了一下。 „What do you make?” She asked. “你做什么？”她问。 „Was you crosses bumped me.” Xu Qing moves the leg, touched her instep gently. “是你过界了来碰我。”许青动一下腿,轻轻碰了碰她的脚背。 „Has?” “有吗？” Jiang He muttered one, curling up the leg straightened, this will not rush to his side. 姜禾咕哝一声,把蜷起来的腿伸直,这样就不会跑到他那边去了。 Snort, not a little...... 哼,不就过了那么一点…… She pinches the quilt to turn over again, extends the foot toward Xu Qing that half exploration. 她捏着被子再翻个身,伸脚往许青那半块探索。 Also bumped into Xu Qing. 又碰到许青了。 Does not seem to respond, kicks his foot again gently. 好像没反应,再轻轻踢他脚丫一下。 „Are you enticing me?” Xu Qing makes noise in the darkness. “你这是在勾引我吗？”许青在黑暗里出声。 „Who enticed you!” “谁勾引你了！” Jiang He reclamation foot. 姜禾咻的收回脚。 Stares at the ceiling to look at a while, does not feel sleepily, she just about to closes the eye, felt that the foot of Xu Qing is bumping her, Jiang He the eye opens the eyes immediately. 盯着天花板看一会儿,觉得一点也不困,她刚要闭上眼睛,感觉到许青的脚在碰她,姜禾顿时眼睛一睁。 „What do you want to make?” She asked, „was careful I kick you.” “你想做什么？”她问,“小心我把你踢下去。” „Only permits you to bump me, can't I bump you? Are you that official?” “只许你碰我,不许我碰你？你就是那个州官吧？” „I do not bump into carefully.” Jiang He quibbled. “我只是不小心碰到一下。”姜禾狡辩。 „I am also not careful.” “那我也是不小心。” The leg of Xu Qing was gripped by the Jiang He two feet, immediately no longer moves heedlessly, a hand builds in the head of plush bear, prepares to go to sleep. 许青的腿被姜禾两只脚夹住,顿时不再乱动,一只手搭在毛绒熊的头上,就准备入睡。 „Right, did you know the snake?” He asked. “对了,你知道蛇吗？”他问。 „.” Jiang He is still rubbing him with the foot. “啊。”姜禾还在用脚蹭他。 „Snake wants to have the snake baby time is the copulation, investigates the foot like us in the same place.” “蛇想生蛇宝宝的时候就是交尾,像我们这样把脚纠在一起。” Hears his words, Jiang He one startled, the toe curls up, immediately responded, „we were not the snakes!” 听到他的话,姜禾一惊,脚趾头都蜷起来,随即反应过来,“我们又不是蛇！” „Un, therefore we will not have the baby, you can also bring the hand, making me pat, I rest well, otherwise is very difficult to fall asleep.” “嗯,所以我们不会生宝宝,你可以把手也拿过来,让我摸摸,我才好睡,不然很难睡着。” „Before you, how to rest?” Jiang He does not believe his nonsense. “那你之前怎么睡的？”姜禾不信他的鬼话。 „Before held your straw sandal to rest, why otherwise I placed the bedhead it.” “之前抱着你的草鞋睡啊,不然我为什么把它放在床头。” „......” “……” „......” “……” „Anomaly!” Jiang He suppressed for quite a while, spits two characters. “变态！”姜禾憋了半天,吐出来两个字。 However puts the hand, making him grip, then the back of the hand was kissed one. 不过还是把手放过去,让他握住,然后手背被亲一口。 So long as does not give birth to the child, probably also has nothing at the worst...... liked the hand always compared with liking the shoes is much better. 只要不生小孩,好像也没什么大不了的……喜欢手总比喜欢鞋子好多了。