The weatherfades out, Jiang Heis carryingtwofishing poles, comes backfromoutsidewith a biggoose.
天色渐暗,姜禾拎着两个鱼竿,和一头大鹅从外面回来。
The biggooselives, a smalleyeis staring atXu Qing in living room.
大鹅还是活的,一双小眼睛盯着客厅里的许青。On the Xu Qingheadhung a row of question mark.许青脑袋上挂了一排问号。„Soto be how smelly?”
“怎么这么臭?”Jiang Hewrinkled the nose, puts the one side the fishing pole, carries the biggooseto walksingle-handed, sees the durian in Xu Qing, remainswith the suspiciousness of hismouth, the expressionsuddenlybecomesverycomplex.姜禾皱了皱鼻子,把鱼竿放到一旁,单手拎着大鹅走过来,看到许青手里的榴莲,和他嘴边的可疑残留,表情忽然变得非常复杂。„Why will youcarryonly the goose? Thisafternoondid? It is not......”
“你为什么会拎了只鹅?这一下午干嘛去了?不会是……”In the Xu Qingheadhas the guess.许青脑袋里已经有了猜测。Fishing——has not fished——to catch others gooseto come back.
钓鱼——没钓到——抓人家一只鹅回来。Jiang Hewas the maturefishingman.姜禾是个成熟的钓鱼佬了。„Ibuy......”Jiang Helowers the headto have a look at the biggoose, has a look at the clock and watch of living roomagain, somewhatshuts outcovers the mouth and nosewithanotherhand, stuffysound said: „Iwill come backto prepare foodnext timeearlier.”
“我买的……”姜禾低头看看大鹅,再看看客厅的钟表,有些嫌弃地用另一只手捂住口鼻,闷声道:“我下次会早点回来做饭的。”„Nowis not late,...... Xu Qingon the tableremains the mostduriantoward her sideto pushpushingtoyouremaineddelicious”.
“现在也不晚,给你留了好吃的……”许青把桌上剩大半的榴莲往她那边推了推。Jiang Hecomplexionbig change, fiercewithdrawsseveralsteps.姜禾脸色大变,猛的退后几步。Xu Qingmoistens one's lips with the tongue, explained: „Thisnameddurian, withstrong-smelling bean curdsame......”许青舔舔嘴唇,解释道:“这个叫榴莲,和臭豆腐一样……”„Do not eat!”
“不要吃了!”„......”
“……”Used the bigeffortto explain that was clearare not really eating the excrement, Xu QingcannotmakeJiang Hetryto tasteone.
费了好大劲才解释清楚自己真的不是在吃屎,许青也没能让姜禾试着尝一口。Goes hometo deceive the housenot to deceive, therethemcame backalong a durianfromXu Wenbin, but also is thinkingtastestoJiang Hewellis getting down, what a pity.
回家骗房子没骗到,从许文斌他们那儿顺了颗榴莲回来,还想着给姜禾好好品尝一下来着,可惜。Xu Qinghas a personto solveit.许青只好一个人把它解决了。„Wherereallyisn'tyouingraspssecretly? Noweven iffrees-rang outside stillhas the thing of lord, youmustputtoothers.”Xu Qingsaid.
“真不是你偷偷在哪抓的?现在就算在外面散养也是有主之物,你得给人家放回去。”许青说。Jiang Hehas been boiling waterto prepareto attend to the biggoose, that is only big goosealsoto know nothing about, is staringtwosmall eyeandWinter Melonlooking at each other.姜禾已经在烧水准备料理大鹅,那只大鹅还懵然不知,瞪着两只小眼和冬瓜对视。„Ibuy, the markethas an old womanto sell, Ithought that itquiteno onebuyspitifully, thereforeboughtit.”
“我买的,市场有个老太在卖,我觉得它好可怜都没人买,于是就把它买回来了。”„Fish that youfish?”Xu Qinga littledoes not believe.
“那你钓的鱼呢?”许青有点不信。In the fishingmanhand of air forcecarries the biggooseto come back, howto see how to make one cause suspicion.
空军的钓鱼佬手里拎着大鹅回来,怎么看怎么让人生疑。„Fishedseveral, gave toPingping.”
“钓了好几条,送给萍萍了。”„Pingping?”
“萍萍?”„Yogurtbeautiful young girl, Iandshefishes, herhas not fished, thenIowngaveher.”Jiang Hesaidinkitchen.
“酸奶美少女呀,我和她去钓鱼,她一条也没钓到,然后我就把自己的都给她了。”姜禾在厨房里说道。„Is so natural.”
“这么大方啊。”Thisexplainedbut actuallywhyshewill carrytwofishing polesto come back, Xu Qingbelievesnowshehas not caughtothersgoose, isbuys.
这倒解释了她为什么会拎着两条鱼竿回来,许青现在相信了她没有抓人家鹅,是自己买回来的。Ifgrasps outside, it is estimated thatJiang Hepassing through the gatewill show offwithhimwith joy, thisis‚spoils of war that’goes huntingto the open country.
如果是在外面抓的,估计姜禾一进门就会喜滋滋地和他炫耀,这是自己到野外打猎的‘战利品’。„Several, insufficientlyweoneeat, shelives, justsufficesto explode, Igaveher.”Jiang Hepulls the sleeve, carriesfrom the ground the goose.
“就几条,不够我们一顿吃的,她自己住,刚好够炸一顿,我就都给她了。”姜禾挽挽袖子,把鹅从地上拎起来。„Wait, do youwantto killit?”Xu Qingasked.
“等等,你是要杀了它吗?”许青问。„Otherwise?”Jiang Heis somewhat bewildered, takes the gooseneckto have a look, „do youwantto bite to deathit?”
“不然呢?”姜禾有些莫名其妙,拿着鹅脖子看看,“你要咬死它?”„...... The line, whyIam curiousyou to eat the words of goosenot to buythesefever.”
“……行吧,我只是好奇你想吃鹅的话为什么不买那些烧好的。”Separatedoutside a streetto have the fevergooseshop, insideis hangingroasted gooseas smooth as glass, halfhad.
隔了一条街外就有个烧鹅店,里面挂着油光水滑的烤鹅,半只一只都有。„Originallywantsto buyonly the duck, afterwardsawit, Ithinks that youwere pursuedby the biggoosein childhood, in cryingto be thincrash-bang......”
“本来想买只鸭的,后来看到它,我想起来你小时候被大鹅追,哭得稀里哗啦的……”„Thatwasmy motherexaggeratingthat's all, Iwas pursued, has not cried.”Xu Qingcorrectshervery muchseriously.
“那是我妈夸张了而已,我只是被追了一下,并没有哭。”许青很严肃地纠正她。„To eatin any casesuddenly.”
“反正就是忽然想吃。”Jiang Heis pinching the goosewing, suddenlyin front ofonetowardXu Qinghands over, looked after Xu Qing , the supineappearancefeelingis fun, is catchingitsgoing inkitchen.姜禾捏着鹅翅膀,忽然往许青面前一递,看许青后仰的样子感觉好玩,然后逮着它进去厨房。Xu Qingfollowsto arrive at the kitchenentrance, relies onlooks atherto operateon the doorframe.许青跟着到厨房门口,倚在门框上看她操作。To be honest, thisthing, ifgiveshim, howhedoes not knowprocesses, perhapswill wrench apartitsneck, thenBaidu.
说实话,这玩意如果交给他,他都不知道怎么处理,说不定会把它脖子扭断,然后再查查百度。Jiang Helooksskilled, putsinYantaiwith the bowl, the left handpinches the goosewing, flutters a gooselegwith the little finger, vacates the index finger and thumblivesagain the neckfixedly, a handmanipulates the appearance that ittreatsbutchers.姜禾看上去蛮熟练,拿个碗放到烟台上,左手把鹅翅膀捏好,用小指勾住一只鹅腿,再空出食指和拇指把脖子固定住,一只手就把它摆弄成待宰的模样。„Wantsmeto help......”
“要不要我帮……”
The Xu Qingwordshave not said,seesJiang Heto take up the stroke of kitchen knifeon the gooseneck, thenpulls taut the bump on the head, bloodonclass/flowtobowl.许青话没说完,就见姜禾抄起菜刀在鹅脖子上一划,接着扯住鹅头,哗哗的血就流到碗里。„Whathelps?”Jiang Hesidehead.
“帮什么?”姜禾侧头。„It‘s nothing, youcarefully.”Xu Qingsees the biggooseto make the vigorstruggle.
“没什么,你小心点。”许青看见大鹅在使劲儿挣扎。Pitiful......
可怜的……„Was too cruel.”
“太残忍了。”Xu Qingheaves a deep sigh, does not endureto lookagain,„properly speakingshouldbeIshears a blade there, thenyoupinch the smallfistto lookin the kitchenentranceto......”许青摇头叹息,不忍再看,“按理说应该是我在那儿割一刀,然后你在厨房门口捏着小拳头看才对……”„Do youcome?”Jiang Hehints, the goosebloodis still continue keep doing.
“那你来?”姜禾示意一下,鹅血还在继续流个不停。„Ok.”
“算了。”Xu Qingbeckoned with the hand, acceptedJiang Hein the processinglive poultrysteamrollhisfact.许青摆摆手,接受了姜禾在处理活禽方面碾压他的事实。Beforeshewas possibly all righthits the pheasantwild duckto eat, smalldartwhizwhiz.
以前她可能没事就打野鸡野鸭吃,小镖嗖嗖的。Has takencell phoneBaidu, hethenexhorts: „Bloodremainsdo not dump.”
拿过手机百度一下,他回头嘱咐:“血留着不要倒掉。”
The Chinese medicinethinks that the goosecourage and uprightnessdrawandtasteare saltyandnon-toxic, enters the hearts, liversandstomachthree;Has the detoxificationto pass the diaphragmandsoftfirmremoving extravasted blood, to make up the emptyandwarmstomachto opensalivaqi-buildingandgoverns the effect of emptythinany disease with thirst and excessive urination.
中医认为鹅血性平、味咸、无毒,入心、肝、胃三经;有解毒通膈、软坚化瘀、益气补虚、暖胃开津和治虚羸消渴之功效。Alsocan the anti-cancer treatment.
还能抗癌。„Youare cruel.”Jiang Hemutteredlow voice,lookssimilar that the bloodputs, shouted that Xu Qingcomes to pour into the barrel the hot water in pot, then the biggoosethrowsto burnto pluck.
“你才残忍。”姜禾小声咕哝,看血放的差不多,喊许青进来把锅里的热水倒进桶,然后大鹅扔进去烫一下褪毛。
The goosecompared with the chicken, the buildwas not big, onecould not finish eating, Jiang Heonlyusedhalf, slivers a clearwater, thentocell phoneoncourse, twospoons of oilonespoon of sugar, againadditionalJiangPian, ground pepper, star aniseandcooking wineof all kinds......
鹅不比鸡,体型太大了,一顿吃不完,姜禾只用了一半,切成块焯水,然后对着手机上的教程,两勺油一勺糖,再加姜片、胡椒粉、八角、料酒七七八八的……
The fragrantred-roastbiggoosehas the pot.
喷香的红烧大鹅出锅。Presentlykills and coldfrozen meattasteis not only different, doesalsoto get interested, justalsothought that the cruelXu Qingtearsfloweddirectlyfrom the mouth.
现杀的和冷冻肉不仅口感不一样,做出来也更入味,刚刚还觉得残忍的许青眼泪直接从嘴巴里流出来了。„Does for the first time is so fragrant.”
“第一次做就这么香。”„The essence of preparing food is the same, controls the goodcrucial moment and seasoning......”
“做菜的本质都是一样的,控制好火候和调料……”Jiang He, teachesXu Qingownattainment, Xu Qinghisshas slidhissputs out a bonesmooth.姜禾吧啦吧啦,把自己的心得教给许青,许青已经嘶溜嘶溜吐出一块骨头。„Delicious?”Jiang Henarrows the eyesto focusvisitshimto smile.
“好吃吧?”姜禾眯着眼儿看着他笑。„Un, fragrant!”
“嗯,香!”Xu Qingholds the bowlto sigh, even ifwhichday of Jiang Heturns into the bigfatty, hasthiscraftsmanshipnot to owe.许青捧着碗感叹,就算哪天姜禾变成大胖子,有这一手手艺也不亏。„How muchmoneybuy?”
“多少钱买的?”„Onejin (0.5 kg)17, thisgoose more than sixjin (0.5 kg), discountto calculatesixjin (0.5 kg)tome, thenreceivedmy100.”
“一斤十七块,这只鹅六斤多,给我打了个折算六斤整,然后收了我一百块。”„Un, is not expensive, good.”
“嗯,不算贵,挺好。”Has not savedlike the hand lotionineatingaspectJiang He, possiblybuysseveral hundredhand lotionsshenot to give up, butchanges into the luxurious feasting the hand lotion, thatwas different.
在吃的方面姜禾没有像护手霜那样省,可能买几百块的护手霜她舍不得,但把护手霜换成鸡鸭鱼肉,那就不一样了。
The peopleare living, isto eatvarioustypes of things, tastesvarioustypes of things, can fillfull the belly, thisranks the firstin the demand, as formaintenanceanything, placed generallyend, in view of the fact thatXu Qingthisanomalywill likerubbingto pinchto beginto play, raises——to arrangetoward the premiseslightlymanyinfourthfifth, cannotbe many.
人活着,就是要吃各种东西,尝各种东西,把肚子填得饱饱的,这在需求中排在第一位,至于保养手什么的,一般排在最末,鉴于许青这个变态会喜欢揉捏着手玩,就稍稍往前提一提——最多排在第四第五,不能再多了。Jiang Heis thinkingat heart, clampsto putin the Xu Qingbowl the duckclaw.姜禾心里想着,把鸭爪夹出来放到许青碗里。„Youdo not like the foot, eatstoyou.”
“你不是喜欢脚吗,给你吃。”„?”
“?”Xu QingfeelsveryGan.许青觉得很淦。Halfbiggoosewas eatencleanlybytwopeople, on the tablestackedtwosmallpilebones, Winter Melonalsotastedscrap——fortunately, althoughcannoteat the double salt, buttastesoccasionally are not related.
半只大鹅被两个人吃得干干净净,桌上堆起两小堆骨头,冬瓜也有幸尝了一小块儿——虽说不能吃重盐,但偶尔尝尝也没关系。
The Jiang Hecell phonemakes a sound, is the oldwoman of notePingpingsends, previoustime‚Gong Ping’, has turnednowfolds the character......姜禾手机响起来,是备注‘萍萍’的老女人发来的,上次还是‘宫萍’,现在已经变成叠字……Isthatoldwomanteaches.
准是那个老女人教的。Xu Qingis very uncomfortable, becausehesaw itselfto becomeQingqingby the note.许青很不爽,因为他看见自己被备注成了‘青青’。„Probablybound the bread flour, next timewewill also eatlike this.” The Jiang Hepointopens the picture that the opposite partysends, paddles the enlargementwith the finger, aboveisoneexplodes the golden yellowsmall fish.
“好像是裹了面粉,下次我们也这样吃。”姜禾点开对方发来的照片,用手指划动放大,上面是一盘炸得金黄的小鱼。Beforewas misledbyXu Qing, after fishingthissmall fish, takes carry backto make the soup, has not exploded.
以前被许青误导,钓到这种小鱼之后都拿回来煮汤,还没炸过。„ThatQingqingwhat's the matter?”Xu Qingasked.
“那个青青是怎么回事?”许青问。„Thatisyou.”
“那是你。”„Iknow,youdid not think...... looks like the womanvery much?”
“我知道,你不觉得……很像女人吗?”„Do youlook like the woman?”Jiang Heis surprised, high and lowtakes a look athim.
“你像女人?”姜禾惊讶,上下打量他。„Imeant that thisname, do not play the fool.”
“我是说这个名字,你别装傻。”„Isn't Qingqing, pleasant to hear?”
“青青,不好听吗?”„Cell phonebrings.”
“手机拿过来。”Xu Qingbeckoned, received the cell phone, notechanging.许青招招手,接过手机,噼里啪啦把备注给改了。Husband.
夫君。Jiang Hemeets the cell phone, takes a look athimnot to speak.姜禾接回手机,瞅着他不说话。„Ok, this.” The Xu Qingmoodis excellent, stretches oneselfto take upWinter Melonto sit the sofa, arrangeslast of shopping basket, onlymisses a dotwrap-up workthishandto manageannouncescompletes.
“好了,就这样。”许青心情大好,伸个懒腰抄起冬瓜坐回自己沙发,编菜篮的最后一段,只差一小点收尾工作这个手办就宣告完成。Jiang Helowers the head, takescell phone, is looking athusbandcharacter, raised the headslightlylooks atXu Qingonesecretly, hurriesto lower the head.姜禾低下头,拿着手机点点点,瞧着夫君俩字,微微抬头偷瞄许青一眼,又赶紧低头。
Did thiswork ashusband?
这就当夫君了?Shebang bang, thesetwocharactershave a marvelousstrengthprobably, a not being able to sayfeeling.
她心里砰砰的,这俩字好像有种奇妙的力量,一种说不出来的感觉。„Right, with Lane WeChathusband felt very out of sorts, youcome, Ichangeagain......”
“对了,用微讯个夫君感觉挺违和的,你过来,我再改……”Xu Qinghas not said,Jiang Heturns aroundto leapto run back the roomsteaming.许青还没说完,姜禾转身腾腾腾跑回房间。„......”
“……”„Did not have the electricity.” When comes outagainonJiang Hedoes not have the cell phone, the expressioncalmstallto let go, thensitstocomputerthereplays the game.
“没电了。”再出来时姜禾手上已经没了手机,表情冷静地摊摊手,然后坐到电脑那里去玩游戏。„...... Youlikewell.”
“……你喜欢就好。”Xu Qingis helpless, gives upchangingthoughtsagain , helping Jiang Hearrange the shopping basketwith single-hearted devotion.许青无奈,放弃再改一遍的心思,专心帮姜禾编菜篮。Nowlived in the same place, thisshopping basket was also a Jiang Hepersonusesincessantly, hischargerandpublic transportationKarshcanreceive, put the window, hadto needto takein the past, uselessthrewin the basket, like thiswas insufficientto usecould not find.
现在住到一起了,这个菜篮也不止是姜禾一个人用,他的充电宝和公交卡什么的都可以收起来,放到窗台,有需要就过去拿,没用就扔在篮子里,这样不至于用的时候找不到。
" Female...... the law enforcement...... to run into...... the warm-heartedpeoplearmed robberyon the wayluckily...... "
「有一女子被人持械抢劫……执法途中……幸好遇到……热心群众……」
" Mygrandfather'sgrandfather'sgrandfatherupwardare many generationisXu Chu "
「我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷往上很多辈是许褚」
" Thisnamed, tigercrazyfist "
「这个叫,虎痴拳」
" Practices boxingfirstpractices the waist, the strengthsendsfrom the placein the leg, the strengthreachesshoulderelbowwrist "
「练拳先练腰,力从地起发于腿,力达肩肘腕」
" Worldmartiallearn/study, changes , but staying the same "
「天下武学,万变不离其宗」Hears the ghostlivestockvoice a Xu Qingbrowwrinkle, the video that thisprobablyandprevioustimelooks is different, „what are youlooking at?”
听到鬼畜声音的许青眉头一皱,这好像和上次看的视频不一样,“你在看什么?”„Onyouhome page.”Jiang Hedoes not return, lookswith great interest.
“你上首页了。”姜禾头也不回,看得津津有味。„Home page?”
“首页?”Xu Qingputs down the thing in hand, takes a look, my goodness, shipnewedition.许青放下手里的东西,过来瞧瞧,好家伙,船新版本。Gif in newsbyin addition, the twin peakswas passed through the ear.
新闻里的gif都被加进去了,双峰贯耳。
" Marvelous abilityis insufficient, istigercrazyfist "
「神功不至于,就是虎痴拳」
" Exercising martial artsmust, the waisthorseunite "
「练功必须,腰马合一」
" Whatpunishes by forcing to stand, does not exist "
「什么罚站,不存在的」Jiang He: " Was too weak " 姜禾:「太弱了」
" East Isaidhernot to daretowardwest "
「我说东她不敢往西」
" Thiscalled, familyyounger brotherposition. "
「这就叫,家庭弟位。」
" Wife, kisses/intimateone "
「老婆,亲一个」Jiang He: " Go away! " 姜禾:「滚!」
" Quarrelled? Webegindirectly. "
「吵架?我们都是直接动手的。」
" Practices boxingfirstpractices the waist, the strengthsendsfrom the placein the leg, the strengthreachesshoulderelbowwrist "
「练拳先练腰,力从地起发于腿,力达肩肘腕」
......
……Especially......
特么……Xu Qingdoes not know that shouldcomplain the godto return to original stateshouldmakeanything, thispictureediting......许青不知道该吐槽神还原还是该做什么,这画面剪辑的……Heis the twin peakspasses through the earto punish by forcing to stand, seems like an appearance of martial arts master, tobehindbyJiang Hewas saidunemotionallywas too weak.
他又是双峰贯耳又是罚站,看上去一副武林高手的样子,到后面被姜禾面无表情地说太弱了。„Onhowhome page?”Xu Qingtakesmouse.
“怎么上首页了?”许青拿着鼠标点点点。„I, as soon asopenedsees.”
“我一打开就看见了。”
The Jiang Hefull of enthusiasmappearance, „youlooked that you are very probably strong outside, coming back is very weak.”姜禾兴致勃勃的样子,“你看你好像在外面很强,回来就很弱。”„Does not seem like, thisis the fact.”
“不是好像,这是事实。”„......”
“……”„Was finished, the firstillustrious namecompletelydestroys.”Xu Qingrubbed the skull, that sidecell phoneding-dongding-dongmakes a sound, hetakes upto come to see.
“完蛋了,一世英名尽毁。”许青揉了揉脑壳,那边手机叮咚叮咚响起来,他拿起来看看。Wang Zijun: " Hahahaha " 王子俊:「哈哈哈哈」Wang Zijun: " Videoshare " 王子俊:「视频分享」Inanothersmallgroup, has lived it up99news, insideis the Xu Qingtooweakscreenshot, Qin Haois lying downathomebored, the sentnewsare most.
另一个小群里,已经热闹得99条消息,里面都是许青太弱的截图,秦浩在家躺着无聊,发的消息最多。„We...... the Xu Qingpointopens the Jiang Hemain pageto have a lookprobably”, her the video recordingbroadcastquantity of formerlive broadcastrose a bigtruncation, „...... had the ignitionprobably.”
“我们好像……”许青点开姜禾的主页看看,她之前直播的录像播放量都涨了一大截,“……好像有点火了。”„Who?”Jiang Heasked.
“谁?”姜禾问。„Good...... isI, Ihad the ignitionprobably.”Xu Qingselects the large sizeagain the main page, makes the video of chain armorto beam with joy, broadcastalsorises a bigtruncation.
“好吧……是我,我好像有点火了。”许青再点进自己大号的主页,做锁子甲的视频有露脸,播放量也涨一大截。
The folkmartial arts, the tigercrazyfist, is all rightto likedoing the armorto play, the warm-heartedresident, takes a walkalsohelps the uniform/subduecriminal.
民间武术,虎痴拳,没事喜欢搞盔甲玩,热心市民,遛弯还帮忙制服犯罪分子。Thisishispresentimage.
这是他现在的形象。
The luckcalled the luck, was you do not know when hecame, in what way.
运气之所以叫运气,就是你不知道他什么时候来,以什么方式来。„Good deed?”Jiang Heis guessing, probablynodrawback, the fireisperson who looks are more, Xu Qingis more famous.
“好事吧?”姜禾猜测着,好像没有什么弊端,火起来就是看的人更多,许青更出名。„Is......”
“算是……”Xu Qingscratches the head, „currently speaking, is a good deed.”许青挠挠头,“目前来说,是个好事。”Outsideis the expert of fighting with the fistsarmedscoundrel, athomeis the scapegoat, thispersonsupposesissuchmeaning that invincible...... the ghostlivestockdisclosedsimply, intendedto directtowardthisaspect.
在外是拳打持械歹徒的高手,在家是受气包,这个人设简直无敌……鬼畜透露的就是这么个意思,也有意往这方面引。„But, Iam worried......”
“但是,我担心……”Buzzhumming sound......
嗡嗡嗡……
A cell phonemarginal vibrationmakes a soundat the same time, the Xu Qingboothlets go, „Iam worriedcame.”
手机一边震一边响起来,许青摊摊手,“我担心的来了。”„Thattigercrazyfist, what's the matter?!”
“那个虎痴拳,怎么回事?!”Answers the telephone, Xu Wenbinaskedbeyond the shadow.
接起电话,许文斌开门见山地问。„Cracks a joke, Idid not practiceseveraldays of fist...... the daytimeandyouhave said that otherwiseon that dayIandHaozilay downtogether.”
“就是开玩笑,我不是练了几天拳嘛……白天和你说过了,不然那天我得和耗子一起躺进去。”„You twowhat's the matter?! Youdo not makewhatvideo, shemakesanyinformation......”
“那你们两个又是怎么回事?!你不是做什么视频,她弄什么什么信息……”Xu Wenbinthinks the half of the dayhas not thoughtthatbigskewer that initiallyJiang Hesaidiswhatthing.许文斌想了半天也没想起来当初姜禾说的那一大串是什么玩意。Xu Qing: „Through the super large-scale integrationslightlytreatment systemconnectionmodemto the server, conducts the high-speedinformationto exchange the activitywithotherinformationinternetusers.”许青:“通过超大规模集成电路微处理系统连接调制解调器到服务器,和其他信息网络使用者进行高速的信息调换活动。”A series and said that crosstalk, the listenedXu Wenbinbrainbenevolenthurts: „Do not pullwithme, is thisdoes do?”
一连串和说相声似的,听的许文斌脑仁疼:“你别和我扯,这是干嘛的?”„Aiya, our is notidlebored, is all rightto hitplaying gamesathome, thenI...... thatanything...... youunderstand.”
“哎呀,我俩这不是闲的无聊嘛,在家没事打打游戏,然后我就……那个什么……你懂的。”„Ido not understand!”
“我懂个屁!”„In briefhitsplaying games, exercises martial arts, makes the armor, thengainszerospend money, thatvideois false, quotes out of context, howIwas possibly bullied......”
“总之就是打打游戏,练练功,做做盔甲,然后赚点零花钱,那个视频是假的,断章取义,我怎么可能被欺负……”„Whomanagesyou to be bullied, managing you are good! WhatIaskedwasthis?”
“谁管你会不会被欺负,管着你才好!我问的是这个吗?”Xu Qinglifts the handto hintJiang Heto continueto play, oneselfsitto the one side and Xu Wenbinexplanation.许青抬手示意一下姜禾继续玩,自己则坐到一旁和许文斌解释。„Father, Iwas possibly hot, whenIgainedhimseveral million, youwerefirst generation of richhis father......”histonechange, the vigorvigorandXu Wenbinshowed off.
“爸,我可能要火了,等我赚他几百万,您就是富一代他爹……”他口气一变,劲儿劲儿地和许文斌显摆。„Do not comethissetwithme! What are youmakethat...... are the live broadcasts?”
“别和我来这一套!你们是做那个什么……是直播吧?”„Un, yes.”Xu Qingsees unable to deceive, acknowledgedneatly.
“嗯,是。”许青见糊弄不住,干脆利落地承认。„Alsoquibbled, you......”Xu Wenbinloudly shouted, at oncedoes not feelright, „what did yousay?”
“还狡辩,你……”许文斌大喝一声,旋即觉得不对劲,“你说什么?”„Wepractice martial artsto make the armorin the live broadcast.”
“我们是在直播练武做盔甲。”„...... ”
“……哦。”That sideXu Wenbingawked the moment, „.”许文斌那边愣了片刻,“是啊。”„Un, right, yes.”
“嗯,对,是。”„......”
“……”„......”
“……”
The silentmoment, Xu Wenbinsaidin that side: „Thathung.”
沉默片刻,许文斌在那边道:“那就挂了吧。”
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