MGIEW :: Volume #5

#419: Xylotrupes dichotomus


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Shuji, this is no interesting!” When Yuki just wore the women police uniform but is actually very fresh, but starts off to distribute one hour of circular to start to think that bored- also thinks that becomes the bureau chief to go to the crime on-the-spot guidance to handle a case, has not thought that must do this! 秀次,这没什么意思啊!”雪里刚穿上了女式警服时倒挺新鲜的,但上了路发了一个多小时传单就开始觉得无聊了-还以为当上署长能去凶案现场指导办案呢,没想到要干这个啊! Kitahara Shuji and she is equally bored, non-stop giving regards to the passer-by with a smile, but must shake hand, even also needs to take a group photo, feels the super waste time, but without the means that fame portends trouble, this became the public figures to take the corresponding consequence. 北原秀次和她一样无聊,不停笑着向路人问好,还要握手,甚至还需要合影,感觉超级浪费时间,但没办法,人怕出名猪怕壮,这当上了公众人物就要承担相应的后果。 He comforts to say as far as possible: On day of time, it will be fine.” 他尽量安慰道:“就一天时间,忍忍就好了。” Idea that the Yuki consistent command prompt, has not run away, is only tracing police uniform of cherishing, then observes the passer-by who periphery is watching the fun, asked discretely: Does not know the most wanted terrorist in inside.” 雪里一贯服从命令,倒没有逃走的想法,只是爱惜的摸摸身上的警服,然后观察着周围看热闹的路人,谨慎问道:“不知道有没有通缉犯在里面。” Do not think so many, surely does not have!” “别想那么多,肯定没有!” The most wanted terrorists must stupidly collect, after Kitahara Shuji answered one, maintained the docile stance and three passing by female tall health/life as far as possible takes a group photo, finally must urge lines to that three young face red female students: „The citizen who please make the sense of justice, discovered that in the campus has the illegal matter please direct link police, please must believe that we can protect everyone, asked!” 通缉犯要多傻才会凑过来,北原秀次答了一句后,尽量保持温顺姿态和三位路过的女高生合影,最后还得对那三位小脸通红的女生叮嘱一句台词:“请做有正义感的公民,发现校园内有不法之事请直接联系警方,请一定要相信我们可以保护大家,拜托了!” That three female students stare at the face of Kitahara Shuji to go all out to nod, like the chicken pecking meter/rice, it is estimated that the criminal reserve duty must change to throw even immediately defends the foreword just camp- Japanese police all are the Kitahara Shuji this high charm tall Yanzhi handsome fellow, it is estimated that since then did not have female crime saying. 那三个女生盯着北原秀次的脸拼命点头,如同小鸡啄米,估计就算是犯罪分子预备役也要立马改投守序正义阵营了-日本警察全是北原秀次这种高魅力高颜值的帅哥,估计从此就没有女性犯罪这一说了。 Kitahara Shuji and Yuki are distributing the circular one after another, in August midsummer, was quick they to be printed perspiration of forehead, really felt super bored, but the police were very actually satisfied, Kitahara Shuji and Yuki attracted large numbers of passers-by to surround, felt that this activity did very well, propaganda effect full- they are not only watching the fun, had to strive, in the village complicated/many Naina the microphone is also calling to shout oneself hoarse, puts on KOBAN police section the police of puppet clothing/taking to go all out the performance, meanwhile had a number policewoman to assist to explain as well as photographs the camera crew photograph. 北原秀次雪里就这么一张一张发着传单,八月盛夏,很快他们就被晒出了一脑门子的汗,真的感觉超级无聊,而警方倒是挺满意,北原秀次雪里吸引了大批路人围观,感觉这次活动搞得很好,宣传效果十足-他们也不是只在看热闹,也是有出力的,村上繁奈拿着话筒叫得声嘶力竭,穿着“KOBAN警部”玩偶服的警察也在卖力表演,同时还有数名女警协助讲解以及摄像摄影团队一直进行拍摄。 In Japan, when the police are not an easy matter! 在日本,当警察也不是一件容易的事啊! When prevented minor crime activity to propagandize is noon, Yuki and Kitahara Shuji be please eaten the working lunch by the police headquarters cafeteria, flavor unexpectedly also- Japanese official treatment was good, although the income was only middle-grade, but the invisible benefits were many, ate meal cheaply also has the low-rent housing, the government only difference sends the wife. 等“预防未成年人犯罪”活动宣传完毕已经是中午了,雪里北原秀次被请回了警署食堂吃了工作餐,味道竟然还可以-日本公务员待遇还是不错的,虽然收入只是中等,但隐形福利很多,吃饭便宜还有廉租房,政府只差发老婆了。 Finished eating the lunch, they embarked to go to the elementary school to make traffic accident to prevent speech, but Yuki looked around all the way, hopes that can meet the criminal syndicate internecine strife, to trade the guns, to trade D and to rob the murder, kidnapped and sold the women and children, even if meets good that also jumped from an upper story to commit suicide, but urban district auspicious, running a red light did not have, disappointing facing the street. 吃完了午饭,他们又出发去小学做“交通意外预防演讲”,而雪里一路上东张西望,希望可以当街遇到黑帮火拼、贩卖枪支、交易D品、抢劫杀人,拐卖妇女儿童,哪怕就是遇到一个跳楼自杀的也行,但市区一片祥和,就连个闯红灯的都没有,令人失望。 The Yuki hate deeply institute studies not to have the opportunity, without the criminal she does not have the means inference investigation, but Kitahara Shuji feels but actually like this well, best deal with steadily well. 雪里深恨一身所学没有用武之地,没罪犯她也没办法推理破案,但北原秀次倒觉得这样不错,最好就这么平平稳稳应付过去最好。 Arrived the assembly hall in elementary school , the elementary students and parents who the nearby community listened to the speech voluntarily has several hundred people fully, Kitahara Shuji took the draft that in the village numerous is providing, mounted the stage to talk enthusiastically a importance of attention traffic safety, the good and evil this closed/pass also to deal with, therefore went on patrol this on the remaining junctions. 到了小学校的礼堂内,附近社区自愿来听演讲的小学生及父母足有数百人,北原秀次拿着村上繁奈提供的稿子,上台大讲特讲了一番注意交通安全的重要性,好歹把这一关也应付了过去,于是就剩下交番巡逻这一项了。 Actually the show, hands over a patrol to refer to wearing the police uniform patrol, it is said this helps cut the crime rate, enhances the security sense of resident, is the routine work of Japanese low level police, the major event that but usually comes across is deals with the tourist to ask the way. 其实还是做秀,交番巡逻就是指身着警察制服巡逻,据说这有助于降低犯罪率,提高市民的安全感,算是日本低级警察的日常工作,不过通常遇到的主要事件是应对游客问路。 Kitahara Shuji after Yuki fully-armed( has not worn firearms) starts off, behind is falling long one skewer of tails, but has no matter to happen, even if the tourist wants to ask the way will not look for their strange teams, Kitahara Shuji brought Yuki to take a walk to patrol probably same patrolling. 北原秀次雪里全副武装(未戴枪械)后就上了路,后面坠着长长一串尾巴,而一路根本没有任何事情发生,就算游客想问路也不会找他们这支奇怪的队伍,北原秀次就这么带着雪里像是散步一样一路巡起了逻。 Yuki about rotates the head, is hoping can have a case, what a pity does not have, when they via a small park, there are 7 or 8-year-old little girl to run fast toward them. Yuki the great happiness, moves forward to meet somebody immediately hastily, asked excitedly: Has the sexual harasser to kidnap the suspect? Do not fear, the police will protect you!” 雪里一路左右转动脑袋,还是盼望着能发生点案件,可惜死活就是没有,但他们途经一座小公园时,有个七八岁的小女孩快速朝他们跑来。雪里顿时大喜,连忙迎了上去,兴奋问道:“是有色狼还是绑架犯?不要怕,警察会保护你!” Was saying she also pinches the fist giggle makes noise, expressed that can pound the just iron fist momentarily, armor below 300 can certainly the direct second kill, the ash does not remain. 说着她还把拳头捏得咯咯作响,表示随时可以捣出正义的铁拳,护甲300以下一定可以直接秒杀,连灰都不留。 The little girl has a scare, withdrew one step to hesitate, but Kitahara Shuji hurried to squat down, the gentle voice asked: little friend, has an accident?” 那小女孩吓了一跳,不由退后了一步迟疑起来,而北原秀次赶紧蹲下,柔声问道:“小朋友,是出了什么事?” Even if only when day of police must do well, really experienced the matter to manage must manage. 哪怕只是当一天警察也要好好干,真遇到了事儿能管还是要管的。 The Kitahara Shuji smile is kind and temperate, inexplicable makes people think relieved reliable, seemingly was in any case more normal than Yuki, the little girl hurried to pray for rescue to say from him: Uncle, the cassia bud could not get down on the tree!” 北原秀次笑容亲切又温和,莫名就让人觉得安心可靠,反正比雪里看起来正常多了,那小女孩赶紧向他求救道:“叔叔,桂子在树上下不来了!” Couldn't get down on the tree?” Kitahara Shuji catches the eye to look to the direction that the little girl runs, but what has not seen, is that possibly a cat? “在树上下不来了?”北原秀次抬眼向小女孩跑来的方向望去,但什么也没看到,那可能是只猫? But is a cat must manage, his gentle voice said: Where, leading me to have a look.” 但就是只猫也得管,他柔声说道:“在哪里,带我去看看。” The little girl is not shy, holds the hand of Kitahara Shuji to follow the road to start to run, the attitude trusts very much- this and Kitahara Shuji grows leads the charm high irrelevant, changing the police is also the same. 那小女孩也不怕生,拉着北原秀次的手就顺着路开始跑,态度很信任-这和北原秀次长得帅魅力高无关,换个警察也一样。 Internationally generally thinks that the Japanese child independence is quite high, actually this view is not right. The Japanese children independent high are not the self- dependent category, but the education that a community dependence, they receive since childhood can pray for rescue from the surrounding stranger- they will distinguish the uniforms/subdue and signs of various public officials accurately, determined that which strangers can trust, but no matter these public officials the important matter minor matter must respond that corresponds generally, this is their minimum work ethics. 国际上普遍认为日本小孩子独立性比较高,其实这种说法不对。日本小孩子独立性高不是属于自我依赖范畴,而一种群体依赖,他们从小受到的教育就是可以向周围的陌生人求救-他们会准确识别出各种公职人员的制服、标志,确定哪些陌生人是可以信赖的,而这些公职人员不管大事小事一般都必须做出相对应的响应,这是他们起码的职业道德。 Presently this little girl probably is this situation, she met by the matter that oneself ability does not handle, therefore chose immediately started to look to wear the person of uniform/subdue, for example park supervisor and so on, but Kitahara Shuji and Yuki were first pair of she saw the person who wore the uniform/subdue, then she flushed to pray for rescue without hesitation. 当前这个小女孩大概就是这种情况,她遇到了凭借自身能力搞不定的事,于是马上就选择了开始找身着制服的人,比如公园管理人之类的,而北原秀次雪里正是她看到的第一对穿制服的人,然后她就毫不犹豫冲过来求救了。 She brings Kitahara Shuji and Yuki entered the woods, stopped before a big tree quickly, makes an effort to shout upwardly: Cassia bud, do not fear, I found the person to save you.” 她带着北原秀次雪里钻进了树林,很快在一棵大树前停了下来,用力向上喊道:“桂子,不要怕,我找人来救你了。” Kitahara Shuji looks to, discovers in the leaves, there a trunk and branches branch is lying a 7 or 8-year-old little girl, is shaking fiercely, but under the tree is also throwing the sweep net, looked that the situation in crime scene was this little girl wants to seize the insect to crawl probably on the tree, finally crawled to be all right actually not to dare. 北原秀次向上一瞧,发现树叶之间,一个枝干分杈那儿趴着一个七八岁的小女孩,正抖得厉害,而树下还丢着捕虫网,看案发现场的情况大概是这小女孩想捉昆虫爬到了树上,结果爬上去没事却不敢下来了。 This any broken matter! He then looked at one, discovered that in the village complicated/many Nai and the others also pursued the , but has not approached, but continued to photograph by far, thought probably this small issue their university was born with be able to solve, did not need them to meddle. 这都些什么破事啊!他回头看了一眼,发现村上繁奈等人也追到了附近,不过没靠近,只是继续远远拍摄,大概觉得这种小问题他们两个高校生就可以解决,不需要他们插手。 That really must carry out police probably, Kitahara Shuji opened the hand, called out upwardly in a soft voice: Cassia bud schoolmate, please jump down, I under you, am very then safe.” 那大概真得履行警察职务了,北原秀次张开了手,向上轻声叫道:“桂子同学,请跳下来吧,我在下面接着你,很安全。” Actually high was high a point, but below soil was very soft, moreover some massive spoiled leaves, so long as head down, did not have the adult maybe greatly then, falls will not create the serious injury. Naturally, now „the police came, needs to save perfectly this child, but the cassia bud is shutting tightly the eyes above, the four limbs enclasped the branch not to let go, did not seem to hear same- to child, she truly very crawled high, it is estimated that under opened eyes to have a look to feel dizzy. 其实高是高了一点,但下面泥土很松软,而且有大量腐叶,只要别是大头朝下,就是没成年人接着,掉下来也不会造成多严重的伤势。当然,现在“警察”来了,就更需要把这孩子完好无损的救下来了,但桂子在上面紧闭着双眼,四肢抱紧了树枝怎么也不肯松手,好像没听到一样-对儿童来说,她确实爬得挺高了,估计睁眼看看下面十分眼晕。 Kitahara Shuji put to soften the sound to call out again: Without the relations, lets go well, the uncle can certainly catch you.” 北原秀次放柔了声音再次叫道:“没关系的,松手就好,叔叔一定可以接住你。” That little girl of praying for rescue also yelled: Cassia bud, was all right, some below person then you!” 求救的那个小女孩也大叫道:“桂子,没事了,下面有人接着你!” The cassia bud hugs the branch to move does not dare to move, helpless Kitahara Shuji, can only prepare the crawling tree to come up- the such big person also wanted the crawling tree, might as well runs into the bank robbers! 桂子还是抱着树枝一动也不敢动,北原秀次无奈了,只能准备爬树上去-自己这么大的人了还要爬树,还不如遇到银行劫匪呢! He just about to follows the tree trunk to clamber up, but Yuki draws him, is very happy: Shuji, making me come!” Said that she hugs the tree to crawl, but Kitahara Shuji one towed her- is your young girl type a little good, wears the short skirt to think that which type crawling does set up you to make? 他刚要顺着树干攀缘而上,但雪里一拉他,很高兴道:“秀次,让我来!”说完她就抱着树就想爬上去,但北原秀次一把又把她拖了回来-你丫有点少女样行不行,穿着短裙想爬树你是要闹哪样? When the normal policewoman goes on patrol naturally is to wear the pants, but Yuki is shows today, what put on is the police officer formal clothes, the upper body short sleeve shirt, below is simultaneous/uniform knee the tight skirt, therefore the crawling tree considers as finished! 正常女警巡逻时当然是穿裤子的,但雪里今天是来做秀的,穿的是警察官礼服,上身短袖衬衣,下面则是齐膝的筒裙,所以爬树还是算了吧! He stopped Yuki, then oneself follow the tree to climb up on, fast like apes and monkeys, crawled quickly big tree center-section crotch there, then held the cassia bud gently, supple sound said: Cassia bud schoolmate, was all right, I caught you, you are safe, now loosens the hand slowly.” 他制止了雪里,然后自己顺着树攀援而上,迅捷如猿猴,很快爬到了大树中段树杈那里,然后轻轻抓住了桂子,柔声道:“桂子同学,没事了,我抓到你了,你已经安全了,现在慢慢松开手。” The cassia bud then opened the eye, starts bursting into tears, almost instantaneously weak weak, but Kitahara Shuji towed her slowly, was easier, hugged her then to slide downward, a middle slightly stop unloaded the strength, then arrived under the tree quickly. 桂子这才睁开了眼睛,开始哗哗的流泪,几乎瞬间就瘫软无力,而北原秀次慢慢把她拖了过来,紧接着就容易多了,抱着她便往下滑,中间略一停顿卸力,很快便到了树下。 That praying for rescue little girl grasped the friend immediately, called out: Cassia bud, do you have the matter?” 那名求救的小女孩马上抱住了朋友,叫道:“桂子,你有没有事?” The cassia bud body lies softly, probably is a little perhaps high- perhaps this is the first time that in her life knew perhaps high, but she is very strong, shakes the head saying: I am all right. Sorry, making you be worried, Rina sauce.” 桂子身子软趴趴的,大概是有点恐高-也许这是她人生中第一次知道恐高,但她挺坚强的,摇了摇头说道:“我没事。对不起,让你担心了,里奈酱。” Then she turns the head to salute to Kitahara Shuji: Uncle, thank you.” 接着她又转头向北原秀次行礼:“叔叔,谢谢你。” It‘s nothing, you're welcome.” The Kitahara Shuji smile said: Later do not do this dangerous matter.” “没什么,不用客气。”北原秀次微笑道:“不过以后不要做这种危险的事了。” Yuki was very disappointed in nearby incurable adult, picks up the sweep net to wield to start to look around, asked while convenient: „Is cassia bud, Rina, you doing summer vacation the work?” 雪里在一旁没救成人很失望,捡起了捕虫网挥了挥开始东张西望,顺便问道:“桂子,里奈,你们是在做暑假作业吗?” Rina holds the friend to nod saying: Yes, Aunt, we must write the insect observation report, wants to come to here to catch several xylotrupes dichotomuses, the cassia bud discovered one has to be big, but we cannot reach, therefore......” 里奈扶着朋友点头道:“是的,阿姨,我们要写昆虫观测报告,想来这里抓几只独角仙,桂子发现了一只好大的,但我们够不着,所以就……” This is the elementary student summer in the work full-scale experiment topic, needs to seize the insect, generally the elementary students have this type summer to experience, moreover when beginning school will be bigger than the insect that who will catch, they looked specially for several days, finally discovered a rhinoceros beetle of outsize, will be the sweep net cannot reach, but they do not want to give up, therefore the cassia bud crawled, but climbed up to below looked at one on the tragedy. 这是小学生暑期作业中的“自然研究”课题,需要捉昆虫,一般小学生都有这种暑期经历,而且开学时还会比谁抓到的虫子更大,她们特意找了好几天了,终于发现了一只特大号的独角仙,就是捕虫网够不着,而她们也不想放弃,于是桂子就爬上去了,但爬上去往下看了一眼就悲剧了。 Yuki understands clearly the nod, then asked very much kindly: Where does that have the big rhinoceros beetle to be at?” 雪里了然点头,然后很关切地问道:“那只好大的独角仙在哪?” The cassia bud somewhat said sadly: Flew away, I cannot seize it.” 桂子有些伤心地说道:“飞走了,我没能捉住它。” Do not give up, it definitely nearby this!” The Yuki vision instantaneous is sharp, starts to observe the situation grove, the ear also shakes, turns around to take the sweep net to rush to another tree to go, Kitahara Shuji hurries to hold on her: „Do you want to do?” “不要放弃,它肯定在这附近!”雪里目光瞬间锐利起来,开始环视小树林,耳朵还一抖一抖的,紧接着一转身就要拿着捕虫网奔着另一棵树而去,北原秀次赶紧一把拉住她:“你要干什么?” Goes to hold that rhinoceros beetle, Shuji!” “去把那独角仙抓住啊,秀次!” Now is not plays!” “现在不是玩的时候!” Yuki is serious: Does not play, Shuji, I am police, helping the resident is my duty . Moreover the prime culprit who this criminal case is that rhinoceros beetle, I must restrain according to the law it, law does not punish numerous offenders!” 雪里一脸严肃:“不是玩,秀次,我是警察,帮助市民是我的义务,而且这起罪案的元凶是那只独角仙,我必须把它绳之以法,法不责众!” Kitahara Shuji does not eat this set, he fully realizes the Yuki natural disposition, serious face useless- you are the police of nonsense, you are a bastard, you are noticed that the sweep net does want to seize the insect to play? 北原秀次不吃这一套,他深知雪里本性,严肃脸没用-你是狗屁的警察,你就是混蛋,你丫就是看到捕虫网想捉虫子玩了吧? He hurries saying: „It is not good, some behind people are photographing!” That will broadcast in the television station after the editing, at the appointed time the audience noticed a female police official business time full of enthusiasm seizing rhinoceros beetle can fall insanely. 他赶紧说道:“不行,后面有人在摄像呢!”那个在剪辑后会在电视台播出,到时观众看到一个女警察公务时间兴致勃勃的捉独角仙能疯掉的。 Yuki did not lose heart, looked at the cassia bud and Rina, said to Kitahara Shuji: But their work could not be completed, Shuji, the work was very important, everyone should conscientiously learn/study, makes best effort, although refusing stubbornly regret!” 雪里不死心,看了看桂子和里奈,又对北原秀次说道:“但她们的作业完不成了啊,秀次,作业是很重要的,大家都应该认真学习,尽最大努力,虽死不悔!” Kitahara Shuji looks at Yuki, does not understand how these two goods can say the so impudent and shameless words brazenly, you special it is the super study dregs, but also has a face to propose the work two characters? 北原秀次看着雪里,不明白这二货怎么能厚着脸皮说出如此厚颜无耻的话,你特么的本身就是个超级学渣,还有脸提作业两个字? He was speechless, but Yuki double is hand-held his shoulder , to continue to say sincerely: Shuji, we must give ready help, moreover on this day good bored......” 他无语了,而雪里双手扶着他的肩膀,继续诚恳道:“秀次,我们要热心助人,而且这一天了都好无聊……” Kitahara Shuji has a look at the elementary student who she has a look at two face hopes again, finally sighed to let go: Goes!” 北原秀次看看她再看看两个一脸渴望的小学生,终于叹了口气松了手:“去吧!” On this day even if Yuki does not like being still very honest, now the basic task is also accomplished, that makes her play a while indifferently also- 17 years old also liked seizing the insect, the clothing/taking! 这一天雪里就算不喜欢也挺老实的,现在基本任务也完成了,那让她玩一会儿也无所谓-十七岁了还喜欢捉昆虫,服了! Yuki cheered one to lift the sweep net to run, but cassia bud and Rina hesitant, immediately pursued in her behind. In the village that the distant place photographs surreptitiously complicated/many Nai perplexed running over, asked carefully: Kitahara-san, how was this?” 雪里欢呼一声举着捕虫网就跑了,而桂子和里奈犹豫了一下,马上追在了她身后。远处偷拍的村上繁奈不明所以的跑了过来,小心问道:“北原同学,这是怎么了?” Front pats very well, temporarily the bureau chief No. 1 warm help child, feels is very warm, moreover face/color price/value is quite high, then makes the promotional film broadly to be certainly well-respected, but behind, how bureau chief No. 2 does lead the child to seize the insect temporarily? 前面拍得挺好的,临时署长一号热情帮助小孩子,感觉挺温馨的,而且颜值好高,回头做成宣传片一定广受好评,但后面这是怎么回事,怎么临时署长二号带着小孩子捉昆虫去了? The police serve the resident do not need this matter to do for somebody! 警察服务于市民也不用这种事都要代劳啊! Kitahara Shuji also sighed, starts complicated/many Nai of generation of Yuki to the village to apologize- today's traveling schedule stops, the actor mental illness violated seized the insect to go, behind did not have many lens in any case, almost considered as finished like this! 北原秀次又叹了口气,开始代雪里向村上繁奈致歉-今天的行程就到此为止吧,演员神经病犯了捉虫子去了,反正后面也没多少镜头了,差不多就这样算了吧!
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