MF :: Volume #4

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Chief Ye, our school face was lost completely by me.” “诶叶总,咱们学校的老脸都被我丢光咯。” Once was responsible for Ye Qing University profession professional course Professor Cai Chenning, kept sighing in telephone, in the tone filled was annoying and depressed. 曾经负责叶青大学生涯专业课的蔡晨宁教授,在电话里长吁短叹,语气中充满了懊恼与沮丧。 Teacher Cai Professor Cai, what matter makes you so depressed?” Stands outside the channel, Ye Qing somewhat cannot bear asking that smiles. 蔡老师蔡教授,什么事情让你如此沮丧?”站在通道外,叶青有些忍不住笑的问道。 Ye Qing is still going to school that little while, Cai Chenning merely Associate Professor. The Ye Qing graduation shortly, his Associate Professor became Professor on the rating. This year is 50 he, properly speaking should the enterprise rise, the fighting spirit and great ambition is in top form the time. 叶青还在上学那会儿,蔡晨宁只是副教授叶青毕业没多久,他的副教授就评级成了正教授。今年五十他,按理说应该正是事业上升期,斗志与雄心都处于最佳状态的时候。 Teaches in University, can the research subject, how lose completely the face of school? 大学里讲课,研究课题,怎么能把学校的脸都丢光了? Ye Qing does not make clear, and also calls to complain to oneself...... 叶青搞不清楚,并且还打电话来给自己诉苦…… Any matter, the matter of school exchange......” Cai Chenning sighed five seconds of air/Qi, starts to tell that this imploring that makes some Ye Qing fog wind around sighs the cause. “什么事,学校交流的事……”蔡晨宁足足叹了五秒的气,才开始讲述起这段让叶青有些云雾缭绕的吁叹起因。 The places of some people, have the circle, has the circle to have the exchange. 有人的地方,就有圈子,有圈子就有交流。 The ordinary people exchange at the Internet forum, the enterprise and enterprise exchange. The exchange between University is broader, from culture to study, again to learning on, school exchanges with different area, school exchanges with different country. 普通民众在网络论坛上交流,企业与企业互相交流。大学之间的交流更广阔,从文化到学习,再到学术上,与不同地区的学校交流,与不同国家的学校交流。 Through exchange, students and teachers , not only can broaden one's outlook, grows the story. Also before can understand the different countries, specialized disparity on learning. 通过交流,学生和导师们不仅可以开阔眼界,增长见闻。还能了解到不同国家之前,在学术上的专业差距。 Zhongyun University to the major universities, will initiate many exchanges every year, other University are also the same. Afterward the school authorities according to own level, the choice relatively appropriate university, let both students and teachers interact to understand. 中云大学每年都会向各大高校,发起众多的交流活动,其它大学也都一样。随后校方根据自身的水平,选择相对合适的高校,让双方学生和导师们互动了解一下。 Zhongyun University can advance 30 in national university rank, is the first-class university. Even if with the China well-known top grade school, will also hold the exchange occasionally. 中云大学在全国高校排名能进前三十,也算是所一流高校。哪怕和华夏知名的顶级学府,偶尔也会举行一下交流活动。 Exchanges with some foreigner universities, will have one time every semester. 国外一些高校交流,每一学期都会有一次。 This in Zhongyun University, is a very grand matter. In university team that if comes to exchange, but also has several foreign beautiful women, the male gender in that entire University will seethe with excitement. 这在中云大学,是件非常隆重的事情。如果前来交流的高校队伍中,还存在着几名异国美女,那整个大学里的雄性都会沸腾。 Ye Qing remembers that he big four that year, Belarus state-run University was invited to come Zhongyun University, conducts the one-week friendly exchange meeting. 叶青记得他大四那年,白俄的国立大学受邀前来中云大学,进行为期一星期的友好交流会。 In the entire team, unexpectedly 2/3 are the blond slender beauties, leading teacher top beauty. 整个队伍中,竟然有三分之二都是金发碧眼的窈窕美眉,就连带队导师都个顶个的美。 With the words of certain people, which this is what meeting, simply is dense supermodel scene. At that time, the Russian dictionary price near school almost turned five times, Ye Qing followed to buy a itself. 用某些人的话来说,这哪是什么交流会,简直就是维密超模现场。那时候,学校附近的俄语词典价格差点翻了五倍,就连叶青都跟风买了一本。 Belarus this country, internationally besides the beautiful woman, other has no to have the feeling, the nature and they also has no place that on academic to exchange. 白俄这个国家,在国际上除了美女之外,其它没有任何存在感,自然和他们也没什么学术上可交流的地方。 However...... 不过…… This year the situation is somewhat different, because of the foreigner University of this year's and Zhongyun exchange, is Japan Technologies. 今年情况有些不一样,因为今年和中云交流的国外大学,是日理工 The Japan Technologies full title is RB Kyushu University of Science and Technologies, in the industrial and in the technical University domain, can University of exclusive country first ten. Kyushu industry instruction and training institute that its predecessor can trace in 1881, after 68 years, since reorganizes to become Kyushu University of Science and Technologies and continues to use. 日理工全称是RB九州理工大学,在工业与科技大学领域里,能排他们国家的大学前十。它的前身能追溯到1881年的九州工业讲习所,68年过后,改组成为九州理工大学并沿用至今。 This school possible and is inferior to Waseda University, Tokyo University and Kyoto University, these internationally rank quite high University become famous. But this University, in the industrial history of their country, performs quite a lot distinguished service, that side many famous Engineer, stem from this school. 这所学校可能并不如早稻田大学,东京大学京都大学,这几所在国际上都排名颇高的大学出名。但这所大学,在他们国家的工业发展史上,立下颇多的汗马功劳,那边许多著名工程师,都出自该校。 Regardless of rank, is in the technological strength, Japan Technologies, wants far ultra Zhongyun University. 无论从排名,还是技术实力上,日理工,都要远超中云大学 Mentions funnily, Zhongyun University has not somewhat invited Japan Technologies this year on own initiative, but is Japan Technologies writes on own initiative, invitation Zhongyun University. 说来有些好笑,今年中云大学并没有主动邀请日理工,而是日理工主动发函过来,邀请的中云大学 Can carry out the exchange with Japan Technologies established foreigner University like this, Zhongyun University, although somewhat has stage fright, how but regardless of must clench teeth to comply. 能够和日理工这样的老牌国外大学搞交流,中云大学虽然有些怯场,但无论如何也要咬牙答应下来。 Three days ago, the Japan Technologies University delegation, takes the airplane to arrive in Zhongyun. 三天前,日理工大学访问团,乘坐飞机抵达中云 Zhongyun University here past picked, from this group of student teachers, smelled a different flavor. 中云大学这边一过去接机,就从这帮学生老师身上,嗅到股不一样的味道。 This can from their entourage, first see the clue. 这点可以从他们的随行人员上,首先看出端倪。 University lives the delegation, altogether came 17 people, these unexpectedly female does not have...... 大学生访问团,一共来了十七个人,这其中竟然一个女的都没有…… These 17 person height degree of stoutness occupied a completeness, both countries aesthetic highly consistent, therefore Zhongyun University looked at the past, suddenly has not discovered an appearance and the ruled lines above member. 这十七个人高矮胖瘦占了个齐全,两国的审美高度一致,所以中云大学这边看过去,竟然没发现一位长相在及格线以上的队员。 Last year Belarus state-run University came, the two countries students took the foreign culture character and style as the exchange core. 去年的白俄国立大学过来,两国学生是以异国文化风情为交流核心。 That is because of Belarus state-run University, really does not have any the academic aspect technology that can take acts exchanges. Was different from Japan Technologies, between two schools holds is the academic exchanges. 那是因为白俄的国立大学,实在没有什么能拿得出手的学术方面技术来交流。和日理工就不一样了,两个学校之间举行地是学术交流。 Moreover is the academic exchanges in mechanical engineering...... 而且是机械工程方面的学术交流…… The opposite party send out such a team lineup, obviously real thing. 对方派出这样一个团队阵容,明显是动了真格。 Because this is a society that looks at the face, the handsome fellow beautiful women are very popular, rarely has painstakingly can under the heart conscientiously study the technology. But these have no opposite sex reason person, often will concentrate on to the study, expects later becomes outstanding, wins the opposite sex favor with the other aspect. 因为这是一个看脸的社会,帅哥美女都很吃得开,很少有能苦下心去认真学习技术的。而那些没什么异性缘的人,往往会把精力投入到学习当中,期望以后出人头地,用另一面来博得异性的欢心。 Chief Ye, you have not seen on the same day at the airport, the Japan Technologies student delegation, looks to our looks.” 叶总,您是没看到当天在机场,日理工的学生访问团,看向我们的眼神。” Professor Cai Chenning, tells of one's hardships and oppressions in the telephone: In that look, brings arrogant murderous aura, on difference lifting the sign, changed into Japan Technologies and Zhongyun University, industrial technology showdown congress......” 蔡晨宁教授,在电话里大倒苦水:“那眼神里,一个个都带着孤傲的杀气,就差把举的牌子,换成了【日理工中云大学,工业技术对决大会】了……” Then three days, three days, we defeat in a complete mess.” “这才三天,才三天,我们就败的一塌糊涂啊。” Chief Ye, this time in any event, you must find the way to help us , helping the alma mater.” 叶总,这次无论如何,您得想办法帮帮我们,帮帮母校。” Ye Qing received the laughter, as an once Zhongyun University member, Ye Qing had certainly certain glory feeling to Zhongyun University. Although Zhongyun University in only the energy reluctantly is the first-class university, but this good and evil is also the Ye Qing alma mater. 叶青收了笑声,作为曾经的中云大学一份子,叶青当然对中云大学有一定的荣誉感。虽说中云大学在只能勉强算是一流的高校,但这好歹也是叶青母校。 Looks at Professor Cai Chenning this appearance, that side the Japan Technologies delegation, suffered many mostly. 蔡晨宁教授这幅模样,多半是在日理工的访问团那边,吃了不少的亏。 If can help, Ye Qing naturally must help one group. 如果能帮得上忙,叶青自然要帮一帮。 Can!” Professor Cai Chenning one hear of Ye Qing are willing to help, hurry to ask Ye Qing to have the dinner excitedly: Chief Ye you do not know, Japan Technologies meets, hid a dagger in a smile gave our school gift.” “能!”蔡晨宁教授一听叶青愿意帮忙,赶紧激动地要请叶青吃晚饭:“叶总您不知道,日理工一见面,就笑里藏刀地赠送了我们学校一件礼物。” Which this is the gift, simply is demonstration of authority, we were also really frightened......” “这哪是礼物,简直是下马威,偏偏我们还真就被吓到了……” What gift?” Ye Qing also came the interest. “什么礼物?”叶青也来了兴趣。 „A nut.” “一颗螺母。” Cai Chenning somewhat frightened saying: They delivered us a nut, said that hopes we can help this nut, with a screw.” 蔡晨宁有些恐惧的说道:“他们送了我们一颗螺母,说希望我们能帮这颗螺母,配一颗螺丝。” Nut with screw, relations between our two schools like represented, although the merely first contact, but both sides will not have the gap to link intimately.” “螺母配螺丝,就像代表了我们两校之间的关系一样,虽然只是第一次接触,可双方会毫无间隙地亲密连接在一起。” We......” “我们……” Tried hard for three days, unexpectedly with this screw......” “努力了三天,竟然配不出这颗螺丝……” Nut with screw, representative bilateral relations. The quite disgusting, good pompous reason, makes people unable to reject radically.” “螺母配螺丝,代表双方关系。好肉麻,好冠冕堂皇的理由,根本让人无法拒绝。” But Teacher, do not say scary is so good.” Ye Qing felt that Cai Chenning is telling a terrifying story, the nut and screw are in the industry the most common components. “但老师,你不要说的那么吓人好不好。”叶青感觉蔡晨宁在讲述一个恐怖故事,螺母和螺丝都是工业中最常见的零件。 Registers the big Taobao search screw, what screw can't match? 登录大淘宝搜索螺丝,什么样的螺丝配不到? Because of the structure reason, the nut must vertical, can be installed by the nut, 因为结构原因,螺母必须是垂直的,才能被螺母拧入其中, Japan Technologies can't University make the S inside diameter nut? 日理工大学总不能做出个S型内径螺母吧? The thing of this violation physics general knowledge, Asou technical do not want to do. 这种违反物理常识的东西,麻生理工也别想做出来。 But to the vertical nut, what difficulty has with a screw? 可是给垂直的螺母,配一颗螺丝有什么难度呢? Japan Technologies University bestowed one to need under the optical microscope, can the observed nut? 难道说,日理工大学赠送了一颗需要在光学显微镜下,才能观察到的螺母? „It is not, I first issue you picture of this nut.” Cai Chenning asked that Ye Qing WeChat is many. “不是,我先把这颗螺母的图片发给你。”蔡晨宁叶青微信号是多少。 After one minute, Ye Qing receives the picture that Professor Cai Chenning sent. 一分钟后,叶青收到了蔡晨宁教授发来的图片。 It is not in the Ye Qing imagination, needs to draw support from the microscope to be able the observed nut. In the picture, is a ordinary hexagonal nut. Side is suspending the three-edged rule , indicating the diameter and altitude of this screw clearly. 不是叶青想象中,需要借助显微镜才能观察到的螺母。图片中,就是一个普普通通的六角螺母。旁边摆着的三角尺,清晰表明了这颗螺丝的直径和高度。 „Isn't this used for on the nut of No. 5 screw?” Ye Qing somewhat wonders, because of such nut and screw, in his Factory has several tons. “这不是用来上五号螺丝的螺母么?”叶青有些纳闷,因为这样的螺母和螺丝,他工厂里有好几吨。
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