MTTIR :: Volume #5

#456: The day has the unforeseen circumstances, the person has the imminent fortune and misfortune


When Mr. Chen Ms. Chen brings the present and red packet with the son daughter-in-law to Jiang thanks the matchmaker after the wedding, simultaneous/uniform army also brings the present to arrive at the happy matrimonial agency. 在陈父陈母跟儿子儿媳带着礼品与红包到江家谢媒的时候,齐军也带着礼品来到了幸福婚介所。 Just entered the matrimonial agency, a pretty little elder sister then welcomed, smiling notified him: Handsome fellow hello/you good, welcome to the happy matrimonial agency.” 刚进入婚介所,一个漂亮的小姐姐便迎了上来,满脸笑容的跟他打招呼道:“帅哥你好,欢迎来到幸福婚介所。” simultaneous/uniform army also greeted with a smile: Hello, Grandmaster river in?” 齐军也笑着打招呼道:“你好,请问江大师在吗?” The pretty little elder sister looks in his hand is taking the present, the nod said: In, the handsome fellow you waits a bit, I give you to notify one.” 漂亮小姐姐看着他手中提着的礼品,点头说道:“在的,帅哥你稍等一下,我去给你通报一声。” Good, was troublesome!” “好的,麻烦了!” Is impolite!” “不客气!” ...... …… After two minutes . 两分钟后。 simultaneous/uniform army was invited the boss office, saw Grandmaster river this famous matchmaker Grandmaster, if really in the picture sees equally young charming. 齐军被请进了老板办公室,见到了江大师这个享誉全国的媒人大师,果然如照片中看到的一样年轻帅气。 simultaneous/uniform army gives Grandmaster river the present, then after a both sides smalltalk, starts to discuss the proper business. 齐军把礼品递给江大师,然后双方一番客套之后,才开始谈正事。 Grandmaster river, I have heard so much about you to you, this time comes with admiration wants to ask you to introduce a right object to me.” simultaneous/uniform army sits opposite of Grandmaster river, said. “江大师,我对您是久仰大名,这次慕名而来是想请您给我介绍一个合适的对象。”齐军坐在江大师对面,说道。 The Jiang Feng nod said: Looks for the partner naturally not to have the issue, you first introduced yourself simply!” 江枫点头道:“找对象当然没问题,你先简单介绍一下自己吧!” I this year am 28 years old, was born in a Guizhou province remote rural area, in the family/home is mainly primarily working at farming, I am the family/home eldest child, under two younger brother younger sisters, the family circumstances were also inferior compared with the average people.” “我今年28岁,出生在黔省一个偏远的农村,家里主要以务农为主,我是家里的老大,底下还有两个弟弟一个妹妹,家境比普通人都不如。” simultaneous/uniform army introduced oneself: My book then read not many, read-only ends the nine-year compulsory education in the little friend with village to go out to work together. Like our no people of culture, could not find what is good to work, majority can only sell the coolie, makes a laborious money.” 齐军自我介绍道:“我书读得不多,只读完了九年义务教育便跟村里的小伙伴一起出去打工了。只是像我们这种没有什么文化的人,根本就找不到什么好工作,大部分都只能卖苦力,赚点辛苦钱罢了。” At this point, simultaneous/uniform army revealed wiped the forced smile. 说到这里,齐军露出了一抹苦笑。 Jiang Feng also sighs with emotion: All low-grade, only then studies high, even if this saying places nowadays this age, is the axiom!” 江枫也感慨道:“万般皆下品,惟有读书高,这话哪怕是放在现今这个年代,也是至理名言啊!” simultaneous/uniform army nods to say again and again: Yes, what a pity did not understand at that time studies well, in addition receives the influence of family as well as environment, young comes out to work, now regretted already late!” 齐军连连点头道:“是啊,可惜当时不懂得好好读书,再加上受家庭以及周围环境的影响,年纪轻轻的就出来打工,现在后悔都已经晚了!” The Jiang Feng comfort said: Mr. simultaneous/uniform should not be discouraged, the book little read looks like plays cards to attain a rotten sign, this opening definitely is inferior to a good sign, so long as the sign hit well, even if were a rotten sign, had the opportunity to win.” 江枫安慰道:“齐先生你也不要气馁,书读得少就像是打牌拿到了一手烂牌,这开局肯定是不如一手好牌,但只要牌打得好,哪怕是一手烂牌,也是有机会能打赢的。” simultaneous/uniform army said with a smile: Grandmaster river you said right, I also think that I am unwilling make laborer who for a lifetime sells the coolie, therefore I five years ago then made in the life the most important decision, responds to become hears fart a master.” 齐军笑道:“江大师您说得对,我也是这么想的,我不甘心一辈子就做个卖苦力的打工仔,于是我五年前便做了人生中最重要的一个决定,去应聘成为了一名闻屁师。” Jiang Feng since has become the matchmaker, receives has not known many guests, these guest all sorts of people do have, may be engaged in hears fart master rare and beautiful flowers occupation that anything works, he also is really first meeting. 江枫自从成为媒人以来,接待过不知道多少客人,这些客人三教九流做什么工作的都有,可从事闻屁师这个奇葩职业的,他还真的是第一次遇到。 Naturally, by the Jiang Feng present society story, naturally cannot reveal what unusual vision, but is the look listens to the opposite party to introduce oneself as usual. 当然,以江枫现在的社会阅历,自然不会露出什么异样眼光,而是神色如常的听对方自我介绍。 simultaneous/uniform army said the occupation that oneself were engaged, saw Grandmaster river not to show an unusual expression, he who the heart decided then continues a introduced: The occupation that „ I am engaged in now although cannot amount to something, but treatment really good, when the wages compared with before did the coolie at least turned 78 times. 齐军说出自己所从事的职业,见江大师没有露出一点异样的表情,心定的他便继续介绍道:“我现在从事的这个职业虽然上不了台面,但待遇是真的挺不错的,工资比以前干苦力时起码翻了七八倍。 This work that makes one look down upon, helped my entire family escape from poverty, now the house in native place covered, younger brother younger sisters with my help had the good future. ” 正是这份让人看不起的工作,助我全家都脱贫了,如今老家的房子盖起来了,在我的帮助下弟弟妹妹都有了不错的前途。” At this point, in the simultaneous/uniform morale of troops many are somewhat proud. 说到这里,齐军心中多少还是有些骄傲的。 Jiang Feng also gives the thumbs-up to say at the right moment: Mr. simultaneous/uniform, you are great!” 江枫也适时竖起大拇指赞道:“齐先生,你是好样的!” simultaneous/uniform army smiles, immediately also sighed: But, has must lose, this work helps my family escape from poverty, but also becomes me to look for the hindrance of object, received to express the satisfied girl to me, what after knowing me is engaged is this occupation, without hesitation me told that bye-bye.” 齐军笑了笑,随即又叹了口气道:“不过,有得必有失,这份工作助我家脱贫,但也成为了我找对象的阻碍,原本对我收入表示满意的女孩子,在知道我从事的是这个职业后,就都毫不犹豫的跟我说拜拜了。” Jiang Feng comforts to say again: Mr. simultaneous/uniform does not need to worry, in this world would a girl is understood that you do not care about you to be engaged in what occupation, but I am good at looking for exactly to you this girl.” 江枫再次安慰道:“齐先生不必烦恼,这世上总会有一个女孩子是理解你不在乎你从事什么职业的,而我恰恰就擅长把这个女孩子给你找出来。” simultaneous/uniform Junwen said from the pocket pulls out has prepared the good red packet, both hands gives Jiang Feng, saying of whole face anticipation: Grandmaster river, that troubled you!” 齐军闻言从口袋里掏出早已准备好的红包,双手递给江枫,满脸期待的说道:“江大师,那就麻烦您了!” Jiang Feng received the red packet, the smile said: „It is not troublesome, Mr. simultaneous/uniform you waits for my good news!” 江枫接过红包,微笑道:“不麻烦,齐先生你就等我好消息吧!” Then, two people also chatted the moment, simultaneous/uniform Juncai acts according to the request of Jiang Feng, leaves behind the name and record of one's horoscope, then hopeful said goodbye to depart. 接下来,两人又闲聊了片刻,齐军才根据江枫的要求,留下姓名以及生辰八字,然后充满期待的告辞离去。 After gazing after simultaneous/uniform army leaves, the Jiang Feng then mind moves, an invisible fluctuation arrives, covers 2 billion population instantaneously, in that virtual picture, female head pictures is glittering crazily, finally locked a female head picture: 目送齐军离开后,江枫便心神一动,一股无形的波动降临,瞬间笼罩住二十亿人口,在那虚拟画面中,一个个女性头像疯狂闪烁着,最终锁定了其中一个女性头像: Name Sun Xiaoyan 【姓名】孙小燕 Age 28 years old 【年龄】28岁 Height 158 cm 【身高】158cm Body weight 47 kg 【体重】47kg Family background background...... 【家世背景】…… Character hobby...... 【性格爱好】…… Sentimental experience Does not have 【感情经历】无 Detail...... 【详细资料】…… Current marital match value 76( couple sentiment 72 + properly matched 84 + family relationships 72) 【当前婚姻匹配值】76(夫妻感情72+门当户对84+家庭关系72) Limit marriage match value 94( couple sentiment 94 + properly matched 94 + family relationships 94) 【极限婚姻匹配值】94(夫妻感情94+门当户对94+家庭关系94) Extramarital peach blossom Does not have 【婚外桃花】无 Children forecast...... 【儿女预测】…… Reads the match material, Jiang Feng cannot help but nods secretly, this is one pair of created by heaven and earth. 看完匹配资料,江枫不由得暗暗点头,这又是天造地设的一对。 ...... …… The day has the unforeseen circumstances, the person has the imminent fortune and misfortune. 天有不测风云,人有旦夕祸福。 The birth and death is the common phenomenon of human existence, is passing through the life course of everyone, just like the basic necessities of life, is the matter that everyone must experience. 生老病死是人类存在的普遍现象,贯穿着每个人的生命历程,如同衣食住行一样,是每个人都要经历的事情。 Our country average had more than 20,000 dead every day, this was a very terrifying number, even if were small to taking the village level for the unit, some basic each month people passed away. 我国平均每天就有两万多人死亡,这是非常恐怖的一个数字,哪怕是小到以村级为单位,也基本每个月都有人去世。 river writing east assigns/life not well with Brother river Wenxi, their mothers and paternal grandmothers passed away early, the father and grandfather were also paralyzed in the bed, this was also the two brothers became the Longshan Village hoodlum list first place primary cause. 江文东与江文西兄弟命不好,他们的母亲与奶奶都早早去世,父亲与爷爷也先后瘫痪在床,这也是兄弟俩先后成为龙山村光棍榜榜首的主要原因。 If according to the normal development, without the help of Jiang Feng this matchmaker Grandmaster, this two brothers must hit for a lifetime the hoodlum most likely. After all they condition and family condition were too miserable, no woman is willing to marry such main house gate. 如果按正常的发展,没有江枫这个媒人大师的帮忙,这兄弟俩十有八九都要打一辈子光棍了。毕竟他们自身条件以及家庭条件真的太惨了,没有哪个女人愿意嫁进这样的家门。 Now, the two brothers wife had, the son also had, although two brothers in the village has the odd-job( has not married, two brothers go out to work in turn, after the marriage, two brothers do not want to separate with wife, then stays in village to have odd-job, so long as can make money, anything does exactly) the income is not high, because of the couple love, drinks water the feeling to be sweet, therefore the easy life of two brothers has. 如今,兄弟俩老婆有了,儿子也有了,虽然兄弟俩在村里打零工(以前没结婚的时候,兄弟俩是轮流外出打工,结婚后兄弟俩不想跟老婆分开,便留在村里打零工,只要能赚钱,什么活都干)的收入并不高,但因为夫妻恩爱,就连喝水感觉都是甜的,所以兄弟俩的小日子过得还是可以的。 However, what making river writing east not think with Brother river Wenxi, the National Day just passed, they were paralyzed many years of fathers and grandfather, actually passed away that night. 不过,让江文东与江文西兄弟没有想到的是,国庆节刚刚过去,他们瘫痪了多年的父亲与爷爷,竟然在同一天晚上先后去世了。 This news classics and commentaries open, evoked the big discussion of village instantaneously. 这个消息一经传开,瞬间就引起了全村的大讨论。 Oh, said words that the sentence should not speak, this walked to the father and son finally, for these years was really painstakingly east the article with Vinci this two brothers.” “唉,说句不该说的话,这对父子总算是走了,这么多年来真的是苦了文东跟文西这兄弟俩了。” Who did not say that so many years we watch, the words of small maple tree help, these two brothers are still keeping bach to the present!” “谁说不是呢,这么多年我们都看在眼里,要不是小枫帮忙的话,这俩兄弟到现在都还在打光棍呢!” Therefore we work as the parental elder, must die dies simply, otherwise half-dead lying down on the bed, after all harmed oneself child.” “所以说我们当父母长辈的,要死就死得干脆一点,要不然半死不活的躺在床上,终归是害了自家孩子。” Looked that your saying said that the person old not got sick dying of no disaster, does not give the descendants to keep the burden, this is who wants to achieve, but birth and death matter was not can control.” “看你这话说得,人老了无病无灾的死去,不给子孙留负担,这是谁都想做到的,但生老病死这种事情也不是自己能控制得了的。” I also know that this saying said not realistically, is actually this matter prosperous related with the main house gate, the main house gate prosperous parents elder passed away is quite simple, even if encounters accidental/surprised and dies, can trade not a poor compensation for the descendants, let alone left behind anything to bear to the posterity. “我也知道这话说得不现实,其实这种事跟家门旺不旺有关,家门旺的父母长辈去世都比较干脆,哪怕是遭遇意外而死,也能为子孙换来一笔不菲的赔偿,更别说是给子孙后代留下什么负担了。 But these main house gates are not prosperous, even if the parental elder dies still dies hauls, basically must pull out to empty posterity's family property is willing to stretch the legs. ” 而那些家门不旺的,父母长辈即便是死也死得拖拖拉拉的,基本上都要把子孙后代的家底都掏空了才肯蹬腿。” This saying said is reasonable, west the preamble Japanese their family/home is the main house gate is not prosperous, therefore their mothers with paternal grandmothers early passed away, then the father was paralyzed with the grandfather in the bed, this truly is the main house gate not prosperous performance.” “这话说得有道理,之前文东文西他们家就是家门不旺,所以他们的母亲跟奶奶都早早的就去世了,然后父亲跟爷爷又先后瘫痪在床,这确实是家门不旺的表现。” Said, east the article was really filial with Brother Vinci enough, took good care of took care of father and grandfather so many years thanklessly, now their walks, this two brothers were also liberated, believes that their days will get better and better.” “说起来,文东跟文西兄弟真的够孝顺了,端屎端尿任劳任怨的照顾了父亲与爷爷这么多年,现在他们这一走,这兄弟俩也算是解放了,相信他们的日子会越过越好的。” This truly, before said the long hospital bed, does not have the loyal son, but east the article is taking care of the father and grandfather of paralysis with Vinci for ten years, really few individuals can compare with their brothers in this aspect village.” “这个确实,都说久病床前无孝子,但文东跟文西十年如一日的照顾着瘫痪的父亲与爷爷,在这方面村里真没几个人能跟他们兄弟比的。” Father and son walk together, this was also rare!” “父子俩一起走,这也算是少见了!” „......” “……” The villagers discuss spiritedly, regarding river writing east with Brother river Wenxi, the appraisal is high. 村民们议论纷纷,对于江文东与江文西兄弟,评价都非常高。 river writing east has not naturally heard villagers' discussion with river Vinci, the father passes away with the grandfather together, lets their accidental/surprised at the same time, feels sorrowful. 江文东与江文西自然没有听到村民们的议论,父亲跟爷爷一起逝去,让他们意外的同时,也感到悲痛不已。 However, turns over to sorrowfully sorrowfully, the funeral must handle. 不过,悲痛归悲痛,丧事还是要办理的。 Their uncles as well as paternal aunt after receiving news, first hurries back. 他们的叔叔以及姑姑在接到消息后,也都第一时间赶了回来。 The father and son passed away on the same day, this may be called for hundred years be rare in Longshan Village, then passed on the entire Qinghe Town to know quickly. 父子俩同一天去世,这在龙山村堪称百年难得一见,很快便传得整个青河镇都知道了。 Jiang Feng after receiving news, but telephones with Brother river Wenxi to river writing east, making their brothers restrain grief, has not hurried back to participate in their father and grandfather's funeral especially. 江枫在接到消息后,只是给江文东与江文西兄弟打了个电话,让他们兄弟节哀,并没有特地赶回去参加他们父亲与爷爷的葬礼。 Although Jiang Feng with their brothers is the same ancestor, but had/left the five degree of mourning clothing after all, but according to Longshan Village funeral custom, had/left the clansman of five degree of mourning clothing, hosting a joyous occasion to invite others to participate, the words that but makes funeral arrangements, except for the person who these help work, other person not invitations participated generally. 尽管江枫跟他们兄弟都是同一个祖宗,但毕竟是出了五服的,而根据龙山村这边的丧葬习俗,出了五服的族人,办喜事可以邀请人家来参加,但办丧事的话,除了那些帮忙做工的人,其他人一般就不邀请来参加了。 When calls mother, Jiang Feng could not bear sigh with emotion one saying: East article so many years with Brother Vinci has been paralyzed in the father and grandfather of bed is fettering, could not make what money, now their father this follows the grandfather, they quite therefore unloaded the heavy load, the later day did not say soars, but must certainly feel better compared with before many!” 在跟母亲打电话的时候,江枫也忍不住感慨了一句道:“文东跟文西兄弟这么多年一直被瘫痪在床的父亲与爷爷束缚着,一直赚不到什么钱,如今他们父亲跟爷爷这一走,他们就相当于是卸下了千斤重担,以后的日子不说一飞冲天,但也肯定比以前要好过很多了!” Ms. Jiang said: Un, the villagers said, their brothers are the duty, works diligently, is not really worse than whom, now bears completely goes, later their brothers' day is no worse.” 江母道:“嗯,村里人都这么说,他们兄弟为人本分,做事勤快,真的不比谁差,如今负担尽去,以后他们兄弟的日子差不到哪里去。” ...... …… The arranged marriage continued several thousand years in our country, the influence is extremely profound. 包办婚姻在我国持续了数千年之久,影响力极其深远。 Until after the liberation, the country starts to advocate the men and women to be free to choose a mate, but the thought of many people cannot change, particularly in the rural area, the arranged marriage still dominated. 直到解放后,国家才开始提倡男女自由恋爱,但还是有很多人的思想没能改变过来,尤其是在农村,包办婚姻仍旧大行其道。 Real ideological transformation, after reform and opening. 真正的思想转变,是在改革开放之后。 Last century in 1981, the Market Report published new China's first case spouse-seeking notice, this spouse-seeking notice was regarded as the symbol of reform and opening, even Xinhua News Agency sent English report outward. 上个世纪的1981年,市场报登了新中国首例征婚启事,这则征婚启事被看作是改革开放的象征,甚至就连新华社都就此对外发了英文通稿。 Afterward, Reuters, Asahi Shimbun, Associated Press, Paris Broadcasting station and other foreign media also broadcast one after another, reported that rose the political height the spouse-seeking notice, this places today simply is fantasy story. 随后,路透社、朝日新闻、美联社、巴黎电台等外媒也陆续播发,报道把征婚启事上升到了政治高度,这放在今天简直是天方夜谭。 Stable running many years of novel app, compare favorably with old version to pursue book divine tool, old bookworms using trading source App , huanyuanapp.org 【稳定运行多年的小说app,媲美老版追书神器,老书虫都在用的换源App,huanyuanapp.org】 By 1988, Shanxi Province Television station broadcast «Television Matchmaker», this program is called „the first ancestor of being on intimate terms class program, making television being on intimate terms this noun formally enter the populace view. 到了1988年,晋省电视台播出了《电视红娘》,这节目被称为“相亲类节目的鼻祖”,让“电视相亲”这个名词正式进入大众视野。 However, what many people do not know, this program no one is willing to register at first radically, made three months of advertisement after the television station continuously, welcomed the first bachelor. 然而,很多人不知道的是,这个节目最初根本没有人愿意来报名,直到电视台连续做了三个月广告以后,才迎来了第一个单身汉。 At that time most marriage seeker from rural area, including marriage seeker, when the host asked in his family/home had several people, his reply is: My family has two cows, three pigs.” 当时大多数征婚者都来自农村,其中有个征婚者,当主持人问他家里有几口人时,他的回答是:“我家有两头牛,三头猪。” «Television Matchmaker» does not have any magnificent packing, the marriage seeker person came up is also speaking the big vernacular to the lens, will have the stutter to forget the word the situation. 《电视红娘》没有任何的华丽包装,征婚人上来也就是对着镜头说大白话,甚至会出现结巴忘词的情况。 This period's program looks like a three-dimensional spouse-seeking advertisement, the television purely is a medium, provides the dating to serve for the youth men and women, is not romantic. 这一时期的节目更像一个立体的征婚广告,电视纯粹是一个媒介,为青年男女提供婚介服务,毫无浪漫可言。 Had first person who eats the crab, second third then following. 有了第一个吃螃蟹的人,第二第三个便随之而来。 In 1990, the imperial capital television station promoted the television matchmaker of beautiful face version- «Tonight Our Being acquainted». Compared with beforehand vegetarian face version «Television Matchmaker» compared with, there is a richer link establishment, such as introduced oneself, talent and skill demonstration, game interaction and other links. 1990年,帝都电视台推出美颜版的电视红娘-《今晚我们相识》。比之前素颜版的《电视红娘》相比,有了更加丰富的环节设置,如自我介绍、才艺展示、游戏互动等环节。 But on the program essence, it is still a matrimonial agency of television version. 但就节目本质来说,它依然是一个电视版的婚介所。 Until 1998, the Hunan satellite TV took the lead to break the first generation seeking marriage partners through advertisement traditional mode, promoted scene making friends new program «Rose Approximately», the new form and new elegant demeanor captured the large audience. 12 good-looking man pretty girls like 12 bright roses, at the appointment that in the telecast hall conducts a youth. The entire program takes the rose as the introduction, for example the rose topic, the rose question and answer and rose faction are coordinated, finally the goal is to let the youth men and women achieves making of rose. 直到1998年,湘省卫视率先打破第一代“电视征婚广告”传统模式,推出现场交友新节目《玫瑰之约》,新形式、新风采俘获了大量观众。十二位俊男靓女如同十二朵灿烂的玫瑰,在演播厅里进行一场青春的约会。整个节目以玫瑰为引子,比如玫瑰话题、玫瑰问答、玫瑰派对等,最终目的是让青年男女达成玫瑰之约。 Has the love place, has «Rose Approximately».” This is beginning the new century in love men and women much-quoted a few words. “有爱情的地方,就有《玫瑰之约》。”这是新世纪初恋爱男女中广为流传的一句话。 «Rose Approximately» created the reception miracle of Hunan satellite TV, raised share of all the people rose raging tide, caused the major television stations to compete to imitate. 《玫瑰之约》创下了湘省卫视的收视奇迹,掀起了一股全民“玫瑰狂潮”,引起了各大电视台竞相模彷。 At once, expedited rose family, such as «Men and women Worked as Marriage», «Fate Sky», «Tonight Love» and other programs are the work of then following, caused marriage heat in the nation the screen tide. 一时之间,催生了一个个“玫瑰家族”,如《男女当婚》、《缘分天空》、《今夜情缘》等节目都是当时的跟风之作,在全国引起了“婚配热”的荧屏浪潮。 However, these follow to do are quite short-lived, only has «Rose Approximately» walks to head list of successful candidates, the heat degree continued five years, once became one of the Hunan satellite TV name brand programs. 不过,这些跟风作都比较短命,唯有《玫瑰之约》一路走来能够独领风骚,热度持续了五年之久,一度成为湘省卫视的名牌节目之一。 The tender and beautiful rose will have that moment on the wane. 只是再娇艳的玫瑰也会有凋零的那一刻。 In 2003, the long abundant 5 years later, «Rose Approximately» this rose presented the indication of deterioration, the trend withered gradually, announced that stopped broadcasting the reorganization. 2003年,在长盛五年后,《玫瑰之约》这朵玫瑰出现了衰败的征兆,渐渐走向枯萎,宣布停播整改。 After constantly improves, three Host changed/easy and change form, is finally difficult to escape the misfortune on the wane, announced in 2005 stops broadcasting. 经过不断改进、三易主持人、改变形式,最终还是难逃凋零的厄运,于2005年宣布停播。 Hence, the television love and marriage program once fell into quietly on the screen. 至此,电视婚恋节目在荧屏上一度陷入了沉寂。
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