IDK :: Volume #4

#301: Makes the snake soup


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Looks that did not abstain from the monk, Murong Luguang, Zhang Zhengdao to walk from the courtyard wall! The Wang Ke complexion is jet black, gathering, you are watching the live broadcast? fucking, I show white with dragon jade, is so interesting? Do you want to squat together? 看着不戒和尚、慕容绿光张正道从院墙那边走了出来!王可脸色漆黑,合着,你们都在看现场直播?特么的,我跟龙玉表个白,就这么有趣吗?你们要一起蹲守着? Evil livestock, what also installs dead? Wants me to puncture your snake body?” Palace Wei stares to say. “孽畜,还装什么死?要我将你蛇躯打穿吗?”宫薇瞪眼道。 The half snake body sinks in underground snake king head dizzy, ignorant, has not recovered by the present. 半截蛇躯在地下的蛇王脑袋一阵晕沉,浑浑噩噩的,到现在都没回过神来。 Palace Wei searches the hand to entrain! 宫薇探手一拽! !” “呼!” The snake head was entrained from the pit, suddenly, the eyeful dizziness, crossed some little time, had the consciousness slowly. 蛇头被从地坑中拽了出来,一时间,满眼眩晕,过了好一会,才慢慢有了意识。 Where am I at? Am I doing?” Snake king Mangran looks to the four directions. “我在哪?我在干什么?”蛇王茫然的看向四方。 Ah, do you also dare to install to lose recalled? Looks at my big gold/metal earthen bowl!” The Wang Ke eye stares. “啊呀,你还敢装失忆?看我大罗金钵!”王可眼睛一瞪。 During the speeches, Wang Ke pounded the big gold/metal earthen bowl. 说话间,王可将大罗金钵砸了出去。 A snake king gold/metal bowl pounds shortly, instinct opens the big mouth, must swallow it, in this moment, the big gold/metal earthen bowl speed speeds up instantaneously. 蛇王眼看着一个金碗砸来,本能的张开大口,要将其吞下,也就在这一刻,大罗金钵速度瞬间加快。 Bang!” “轰!” Big gold/metal earthen bowl pounding ruthlessly on the nose of snake king. 大罗金钵狠狠的砸在了蛇王的鼻子上。 „!” “嗷!” A snake king sad and shrill pitiful yell, looked nearby Murong Luguang complexion one stiff, sympathize. 蛇王一声凄厉的惨叫,看的一旁慕容绿光脸色一僵,感同身受啊。 The big gold/metal earthen bowl returned to the Wang Ke hand. 大罗金钵回到了王可手中。 The snake king is actually rolls up one group, the pain: Wang Ke, your bastard, plots against me!” 蛇王却是蜷缩一团,痛苦不已:“王可,你这个混蛋,暗算我!” Finally was sober? Snort, plots against you? Also matches depending on you, father left hand Tathagata, right hand greatly Luo! Do you also want to sneak attack me? Also on the palace lord, gave you ahead of time the small disciplinary punishment, otherwise, I make you regret in this world!” Wang Ke depressed is scolding. “终于清醒了?哼,暗算你?凭你也配,老子左手如来,右手大罗!你还想偷袭我?也就宫殿主,提前给了你一点小惩戒,要不然,我让你后悔来这世上!”王可郁闷的骂着。 This crucial time, misses one step, oneself took off/escaped the list, but fucking, this snake king did to come bother does do? You do not know, your bastard act, this group are people who watch the live broadcast more hateful than? 这关键的时刻,差一步,自己就又脱单了,可特么,这蛇王来搅局干什么啊?你不知道,你刚才的混蛋行径,比这群看现场直播的人还要可恶? Snake king? For a long time does not see, your my gratitude and grudges is to settle?” Murong Luguang is also suddenly the cold sound said. “蛇王?好久不见啊,你我恩怨,是不是要了结一下?”慕容绿光也是忽然冷声道。 The snake king looks at Murong Luguang, immediately recognized, was that person of previous miasma sea war, at that time his cultivation base and I was similar. But now......? 蛇王一看慕容绿光,顿时认出来了,就是上次瘴海大战的那人,当时他修为和我差不多啊。可现在……? The snake king sees the Murong Luguang whole body Nascent Origin Realm aura, immediately complexion one stiff, this aura, is not weak in me. 蛇王看到慕容绿光周身元婴境的气息,顿时脸色一僵,这气息,不弱于我啊。 Has a look at palace Wei again, fucking, a fist almost punctured my skull, Nascent Origin Realm high rank, such good? 再看看宫薇,特么的,一拳差点将我头盖骨打穿了,元婴境高阶吧,这么牛? Has a look in the Wang Ke hand again the gold/metal feather, the nose painful big gold/metal earthen bowl that also pounded a moment ago? 再看看王可手中金羽毛,还有刚才砸的自己鼻子生疼的大罗金钵? Why? Why runs into you each time, is hapless? Why?” Snake king Juewang said. “为什么?为什么每次遇到你,都要倒霉?为什么?”蛇王绝望道。 The snake king does not know dragon Yu's another single layer status, otherwise has frightened to fall face down at this moment. 蛇王并不知道龙玉的另一重身份,否则此刻早已吓趴下了。 „Did your also face say? Let you come Zhou Jing and I converges, how do you toss about to the present?? Forgot with my commitment? Was who rescued your life in the snake hole? Is who eats to you pill infant of mouse king? Is who rescues your one time from Nie Qingqing hand? Do you repay like this my? The people said that the snake is cold-blooded animal, you really so! How many times my did fucking rescue your? From dragon immortal town, saves you from the Demon Venerable hand, saves you from the lust day hand, also lotus flower blood hole these? Does father owe you? Snort, acts recklessly, again and again, today, cooks eating you!” Wang Ke stares to get angry said. “你还有脸说?让你来周京和我汇合,你怎么折腾到现在才来?啊?是不是忘记和我的承诺了?是谁在蛇窟救了你一命?是谁将鼠王的丹婴给你吃的?是谁从聂青青手中又救你一次的?你就这样报答我的?人说蛇是冷血动物,你果然如此啊!我特么救你多少次了?从龙仙镇开始,从魔尊手中救你,从色欲天手中救你,还有莲花血窟这些?老子欠你的啊?哼,不知死活,一而再,再而三,今天,就把你炖了吃!”王可瞪眼怒道。 You, you dare!” The snake king stare startled anger said. “你,你敢!”蛇王瞪眼惊怒道。 What has not to dare? The father today iron core, so many people in this, but also couldn't govern you?” Wang Ke stares to say. “有什么不敢的?老子今天铁了心了,这么多人在这呢,还治不了你?”王可瞪眼道。 I can dig up the snake skin, I must eat the snake guts!” Palace Wei said immediately. “我可以扒蛇皮,我要吃蛇胆!”宫薇顿时说道。 I want the snake liver!” Murong Luguang solemnly said. “我要蛇肝!”慕容绿光沉声道 I want its Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality, or pill infant!” Zhang Zhengdao exciting say/way. “我要它的内丹,或者丹婴!”张正道兴奋道。 Amitabha, this poor monk likes eating the snake kidney!” Does not abstain from the monk to open the mouth to say. “阿弥陀佛,贫僧喜欢吃蛇肾!”不戒和尚开口道。 Un?” The people have doubts looked that to does not abstain from the monk. “嗯?”众人疑惑的看向不戒和尚。 A your monk, eaten thing, so to be how strange? 你一个和尚,吃的东西,怎么这么奇怪? Snake king complexion twitches, this is, was this falls in the devil's lair? My fucking the meat of whole body, was arranged by them proper? 蛇王脸色一阵抽搐,这是,这是掉魔窟里了?我特么的全身的肉,被他们安排的妥妥的? The tone, the snake king runs away toward the distant place. 调头,蛇王向着远处逃窜而起。 Goes to your mother, this snake king did not accompany you!” Snake king Jingkong escapes in a panic. “去你娘的,本蛇王不陪你们了!”蛇王惊恐的仓皇而逃。 Bang!” “轰!” A fist drops from the clouds suddenly, infiltrated in the head of snake king the pit again. 陡然一个拳头从天而降,再度将蛇王的脑袋打入了地坑里。 „Does his mother, you also want to run? I have not eaten the snake guts!” Palace Wei wiped the fist wicked say/way. “他娘的,你还想跑?我还没吃蛇胆呢!”宫薇抹了抹拳头恶狠狠道。 Snake king Naodai dizzy heavy, but, the innermost feelings are to actually collapse, fucking, wasn't I already achieve pill infant boundary? What's wrong, how to compare was miserable before? Why? I am pill Ying Jing, I am pill Ying Jing big shot! 蛇王脑袋晕晕沉沉,但,内心却是崩溃的,特么的,我不是已经达到丹婴境了?怎么,怎么比以前还要惨了?为什么啊?我可是丹婴境啊,我是丹婴境大佬啊! messenger, looks a biggest pot, today, this snake king Dun, everyone eats one perfectly to make up the soup together greatly!” Wang Ke wicked say/way. 来人,去找一口最大的锅来,今天,就将这蛇王炖了,所有人一起来吃一顿十全大补汤!”王可恶狠狠道。 Yes!” Immediately one crowd of subordinate are busy preparing looked for the cauldron. “是!”一群属下们顿时忙前忙后的去找大锅了。 At this moment, the snake king body is huge, dizzy hears the Wang Ke words, immediately frightened quickly grasping the meaning of something, Wang Ke this time played really? 此刻,蛇王身躯庞大,晕晕乎乎中听到王可的话,顿时吓了一个激灵,王可这次玩真的了? My build is big, without that big pot, could not cook!” Snake king Jinzhang said. “我体型大,没有那么大的锅,炖不了的!”蛇王紧张说道。 That chops, separated cooking!” Palace Wei stares to say. “那就剁开,分开了炖!”宫薇瞪眼道。 Snake king: ..................!” 蛇王:“………………!” Can you be so ruthless? 你要不要这么狠啊? Said, the entire snake cooks will be most delicious, chops, influence taste!” Does not abstain from the monk to say. “不过说起来,整蛇炖的会最好吃,剁开,就影响口感了!”不戒和尚说道。 Right, affects the taste!” Snake king Jiaoji said. “对对,影响口感!”蛇王焦急道。 But, told only half, snake king complexion one stiff looked to does not abstain from the monk, aren't you a monk? Such bloody topic, do you also participate in the discussion? The monk is not a vegetarian? 可是,说到一半,蛇王脸色一僵的看向不戒和尚,你不是和尚吗?这么血腥的话题,你也参与讨论?和尚不都吃斋的吗? What to do can that? Does the scene build a cauldron? Murong Luguang, you knock a cauldron!” Palace Wei told. “那能怎么办?现场打造一个大锅吗?慕容绿光,你去敲一口大锅来!”宫薇吩咐道。 Murong Luguang: ............!” 慕容绿光:“…………!” fucking, you, when I am a blacksmith? 特么,你当我是铁匠啊? Snake king actually panic-stricken looks to palace Wei, you today iron core must eat me? 蛇王却是惊恐的看向宫薇,你们今天是铁了心要吃我了? Actually, does not need to take time, the big gold/metal earthen bowl in Wang Ke hand, can enlarge, can inhale the snake king, even does not need to heat up, the big gold/metal earthen bowl can the automatic capacity live the flame! Adds the water on the line, can boil thoroughly inside all automatically!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “其实,也不用那么费事,王可手中的大罗金钵,可以放大的,也可以将蛇王吸入内部,甚至不用加热,大罗金钵内部可以自动产能生火焰!加入水就行,可以自动煮熟里面的一切!”不戒和尚解释道。 Wang Ke listens not to abstain from monk's description, looks with astonishment looks to the big gold/metal earthen bowl: „Is this microwave oven, oven, electric rice-cooker and pressure cooker integrated player?” 王可听着不戒和尚的描述,面露惊愕的看向大罗金钵:“这是微波炉、烤箱、电饭锅、高压锅一体机?” Senior monk, you wants to kill me!” Snake king Zhengning plunging does not abstain from the monk. “老和尚,你想害死我!”蛇王狰狞的扑向不戒和尚。 Bang!” “轰!” A palace Wei fist, infiltrates in the snake king head the pit again, how teaches it to make the snake. 宫薇再度一拳头,将蛇王脑袋打入地坑之中,教它如何做蛇。 But, does not abstain from the monk, this microwave oven, no, this big gold/metal earthen bowl switch where? How to be used to install the snake king?” Wang Ke asked that to does not abstain from the monk. “不过,不戒和尚,这微波炉,不,这大罗金钵开关在哪里?怎么用来装蛇王啊?”王可问向不戒和尚。 This poor monk not, you and my Buddha is predestined friends, you obtained the big gold/metal earthen bowl to approve, should you were right!” Does not abstain from the monk vacant say/way. “贫僧不会,你与我佛有缘,你都得到大罗金钵认可了,应该你会才对啊!”不戒和尚茫然道。 I, I will not only pound the person nose to turn head again, other, can install the melon seed peanut, I cannot start, this thing, does not accept my true essence!” Wang Ke said. “我不会啊,我只会砸人鼻子再回头啊,其它,也就就能装个瓜子花生,我启动不了啊,这玩意,不接受我的真元!”王可说道。 Saying, a Wang Ke operation, what a pity the big gold/metal earthen bowl does not pay attention to Wang Ke fiercely, to Wang Ke muddy true essence, ignores. 说着,王可猛地一阵操作,可惜大罗金钵不理会王可,对王可的浊真元,更是不理不睬。 It possibly a little shuts out my true essence, does not abstain from the monk, do you try?” Wang Ke urged. “它可能有点嫌弃我的真元,要不,不戒和尚,你试试?”王可劝道。 Amitabha, this poor monk could not try, not only this poor monk could not try, others could not try!” Does not abstain from the monk to shake the head. “阿弥陀佛,贫僧试不了,不仅贫僧试不了,别人也试不了!”不戒和尚摇了摇头。 I try!” Zhang Zhengdao walks up immediately, grasps the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “我来试试!”张正道顿时走上前来,一把抱住大罗金钵。 Hey!” “嘿!” Zhang Zhengdao held a big gold/metal earthen bowl, the big gold/metal earthen bowl is entirely still. 张正道抱了一会大罗金钵,大罗金钵纹丝不动。 Wang Ke, you let go, you do not let go, I how trial?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. 王可,你松手啊,你不松手,我怎么试?”张正道瞪眼道。 My loosen! I have not grabbed, you take!” The Wang Ke doubts said. “我松着手呢啊!我都没抓着,你拿啊!”王可疑惑道。 Actually sees, Wang Ke palm booth even toward on, the big gold/metal earthen bowl is only the keep flat in the Wang Ke palm, can take away momentarily, but, cannot take away. 却看到,王可手掌摊平朝上,大罗金钵只是平放在王可手心,随时可以拿走,但,怎么也拿不走。 Do not use energy, on that day, the lust day, I and country master, three people, cannot take the big gold/metal earthen bowl, how can you possibly take?” Palace Wei stares to disdain to say. “不要费劲了,那天,色欲天、我、国师,三个人,都没能拿得动大罗金钵,你怎么可能拿得动?”宫薇瞪眼不屑道。 Amitabha, the big gold/metal earthen bowl, the strength of implication space, with my Buddha being predestined friends person, is unrecommendable, is predestined friends with my Buddha on Wang Ke, the big gold/metal earthen bowl is willing to make him be entrusted with!” Does not abstain from the monk to say. “阿弥陀佛,大罗金钵,蕴含空间之力,非与我佛有缘人,不可取,也就王可与我佛有缘,大罗金钵才愿意让他托管的!”不戒和尚说道。 In other words, without the means uses this big gold/metal earthen bowl hot pot snake soup? You said that quite a while does?” Wang Ke stares not to abstain from the monk. “那就是说,没办法用这大罗金钵煲蛇汤?那你说半天干什么?”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。 I try!” Nearby dragon jade said with a smile. “我来试试!”一旁龙玉笑道。 You? Useless, the big gold/metal earthen bowl only recognizes with my Buddha being predestined friends person, you not......, not......, not......!” Does not abstain from the monk to speak of general, suddenly stiffened. “你?没用的,大罗金钵只认与我佛有缘人,你不……,不……,不……!”不戒和尚说到一般,忽然僵住了。 Actually saw, dragon jade very dexterous grasped the big gold/metal earthen bowl in the hand, looked stared in a big way the eye in this people. 却看到,龙玉非常轻巧的将大罗金钵抓在了手中,看的在此众人都瞪大了眼睛。 How possibly? I, the lust day and country master three people take motionless, how did you easily take?” Palace Wei astonished say/way. “怎么可能?我、色欲天、国师三个人都拿不动,你怎么这么轻易就拿起来了?”宫薇惊愕道。 Is this?” dragon jade holds up the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “是这样吗?”龙玉举起大罗金钵。 Receives!” dragon jade shouted gently. “收!”龙玉轻轻一喊。 Buzz!” “嗡!” The big gold/metal earthen bowl shivers slightly, the earthen bowl mouth emits massive golden light immediately, the golden light photo to the snake king, sees, the big snake king, by Jin Guangzhong's suction, was attracted suddenly to the big gold/metal earthen bowl. 大罗金钵微微颤动,钵口顿时冒出大量金光,金光照向蛇王,就看到,诺大的蛇王,忽然间被金光中的吸力,吸向了大罗金钵之中。 Does? Does? Lets loose me!” Snake king Jing called out. “干什么?干什么?放开我!”蛇王惊叫道。 Snake king Haosi is changing small general, in an instant entered the big gold/metal earthen bowl. 蛇王好似在变小一般,转眼就进入了大罗金钵。 Ok! Is this? Very easy!” dragon jade said with a smile. “好了啊!是这样吗?很容易啊!”龙玉笑道。 Does not abstain from the monk opens the mouth to say startled: Miss, how do you achieve?” 不戒和尚张口愕然道:“姑娘,你怎么做到的?” Does not abstain from the monk, are you tease me to play? Also is predestined friends with my Buddha? Fart! This big gold/metal earthen bowl, definitely has what mechanism/organization, you had not told us!” Wang Ke stares not to abstain from the monk. “不戒和尚,你是逗我玩吗?还与我佛有缘?放屁!这大罗金钵,肯定有什么机关,你没跟我们说!”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。 „, Is predestined friends with my Buddha, is impossible to make the big gold/metal earthen bowl obedient!” Does not abstain from the monk depressed answered. “是真的,非与我佛有缘,不可能让大罗金钵听话的!”不戒和尚郁闷的解释道。 Fart!” Wang Ke stares not to abstain from the monk. “放屁!”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。 Turns head, Wang Ke looks to dragon jade: dragon jade, you said, what reason this is? Where is the mechanism/organization of this big gold/metal earthen bowl at? How you received the snake king?” 扭头,王可看向龙玉:“龙玉,你说,这是什么原因?这大罗金钵的机关在哪?你是怎么收了蛇王的啊?” Without mechanism/organization, I very ordinary takes, then the bowl mouth was shouting one receiving to snake king ‚’! My true essence is useless!” dragon jade answered. “没有机关啊,我就很平常的拿起来,然后碗口对着蛇王喊了一声‘收’啊!我连真元都没用!”龙玉解释道。 Palace Wei: ..................!” 宫薇:“………………!” Is fucking, in your hands so why obedient? Did the old ladies abandon the numerous vigor to take initially motionless? 特么的,为什么在你手中那么听话?老娘当初废老鼻子劲都拿不动? Murong Luguang: ............!” 慕容绿光:“…………!” fucking, why in hand obedient, pounds my nose to me? 特么的,为什么在手中听话,到我这边就砸我鼻子? Wang Ke also looks the strange color: „Is this big gold/metal earthen bowl, Duke?” 王可也面露古怪之色:“这大罗金钵,难道是个公的?” „?” The people look puzzled to Wang Ke. “呃?”众人不解的看向王可 what Weigong?” Zhang Zhengdao puzzled say/way. “何为公的?”张正道不解道。 „Isn't this obvious? If it mother, how possibly does listen to dragon jade? Also is one Duke, is so lascivious, sees the beautiful woman, transient licks the dog!” Wang Ke answered. “这不明摆着吗?它要是个母的,怎么可能听龙玉的话?也就是一个公的,才这么好色,见到美女,瞬变舔狗啊!”王可解释道。 Palace Wei: ............!” 宫薇:“…………!” Murong Luguang: ............!” 慕容绿光:“…………!” Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” Does not abstain from the monk to get angry: Amitabha, Donor Wang Ke, does not do to blaspheme my Buddhism sacred object! Does the big gold/metal earthen bowl possibly have the division of male and female? Certainly is this miss and my Buddha is predestined friends!” 只有不戒和尚黑着脸:“阿弥陀佛,王可施主,休要亵渎我佛门圣物!大罗金钵怎么可能有公母之分?一定是这位姑娘与我佛有缘!” Bah, how is who predestined friends with Buddha? I am also predestined friends, why doesn't this big gold/metal earthen bowl listen to my words?” Wang Ke stares to say. “呸,怎么谁都跟佛有缘啊?我也有缘啊,为什么这大罗金钵不听我话?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk complexion strange say/way: Perhaps, is this miss, predestined friends compared with you?” 不戒和尚面色古怪道:“或许,这位姑娘,比你更有缘?” Wang Ke: ............!” 王可:“…………!” You is a fake monk, could this rotten excuse also say? Is predestined friends also divides the depth? 你是个假和尚吧,这种烂借口也说得出来?有缘还分深浅? ps: Three finish! ps:三更毕!
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