Looks that did not abstain from the monk, Murong Luguang, Zhang Zhengdaoto walkfrom the courtyard wall! The Wang Kecomplexionis jet black, gathering, you are watching the live broadcast? fucking, Ishowwhitewithdragonjade, is so interesting? Do youwantto squattogether?
看着不戒和尚、慕容绿光、张正道从院墙那边走了出来!王可脸色漆黑,合着,你们都在看现场直播?特么的,我跟龙玉表个白,就这么有趣吗?你们要一起蹲守着?„Evillivestock, what alsoinstalls dead? Wantsmeto punctureyoursnakebody?”PalaceWeistaresto say.
“孽畜,还装什么死?要我将你蛇躯打穿吗?”宫薇瞪眼道。
The halfsnakebodysinksinundergroundsnakekingheaddizzy, ignorant, has not recoveredby the present.
半截蛇躯在地下的蛇王脑袋一阵晕沉,浑浑噩噩的,到现在都没回过神来。PalaceWeisearches the handto entrain!
宫薇探手一拽!„Hū!”
“呼!”
The snake headwas entrainedfrom the pit, suddenly, the eyefuldizziness, crossedsome little time, had the consciousnessslowly.
蛇头被从地坑中拽了出来,一时间,满眼眩晕,过了好一会,才慢慢有了意识。„Where am Iat? Am Idoing?”SnakekingMangranlooksto the four directions.
“我在哪?我在干什么?”蛇王茫然的看向四方。„Ah, do youalsodareto installto loserecalled? Looks atmybiggold/metalearthen bowl!” The Wang Keeyestares.
“啊呀,你还敢装失忆?看我大罗金钵!”王可眼睛一瞪。During the speeches, Wang Kepounded the biggold/metalearthen bowl.
说话间,王可将大罗金钵砸了出去。
A snakekinggold/metalbowlpoundsshortly, instinctopens the bigmouth, mustswallowit, inthis moment, the biggold/metalearthen bowlspeedspeeds upinstantaneously.
蛇王眼看着一个金碗砸来,本能的张开大口,要将其吞下,也就在这一刻,大罗金钵速度瞬间加快。„Bang!”
“轰!”Biggold/metalearthen bowlpoundingruthlesslyon the nose of snakeking.
大罗金钵狠狠的砸在了蛇王的鼻子上。„!”
“嗷!”
A snakekingsad and shrillpitiful yell, lookednearbyMurong Luguangcomplexiononestiff, sympathize.
蛇王一声凄厉的惨叫,看的一旁慕容绿光脸色一僵,感同身受啊。
The biggold/metalearthen bowlreturned to the Wang Kehand.
大罗金钵回到了王可手中。
The snakeking is actually rolls uponegroup, the pain: „Wang Ke, your bastard, plots againstme!”
蛇王却是蜷缩一团,痛苦不已:“王可,你这个混蛋,暗算我!”„Finallywas sober? Snort, plots againstyou? Alsomatchesdepending onyou, fatherleft handTathagata, right handgreatlyLuo! Do youalsowantto sneak attackme? Alsoon the palacelord, gaveyouahead of time the smalldisciplinary punishment, otherwise, Imakeyouregretinthisworld!”Wang Kedepressedis scolding.
“终于清醒了?哼,暗算你?凭你也配,老子左手如来,右手大罗!你还想偷袭我?也就宫殿主,提前给了你一点小惩戒,要不然,我让你后悔来这世上!”王可郁闷的骂着。Thiscrucialtime, missesonestep, oneselftook off/escaped the list, butfucking, thissnakeking did to comebotherdoes do? Youdo not know,yourbastardact, thisgroup are people who watch the live broadcastmore hateful than?
这关键的时刻,差一步,自己就又脱单了,可特么,这蛇王来搅局干什么啊?你不知道,你刚才的混蛋行径,比这群看现场直播的人还要可恶?„Snakeking? For a long timedoes not see, yourmygratitude and grudgesis to settle?”Murong Luguang is also suddenly the coldsound said.
“蛇王?好久不见啊,你我恩怨,是不是要了结一下?”慕容绿光也是忽然冷声道。
The snakekinglooks atMurong Luguang, immediatelyrecognized, wasthatperson of previousmiasmaseawar, at that timehiscultivation baseandIwas similar. Butnow......?
蛇王一看慕容绿光,顿时认出来了,就是上次瘴海大战的那人,当时他修为和我差不多啊。可现在……?
The snakekingsees the Murong Luguangwhole bodyNascent Origin Realmaura, immediatelycomplexiononestiff, thisaura, is not weakinme.
蛇王看到慕容绿光周身元婴境的气息,顿时脸色一僵,这气息,不弱于我啊。Has a look atpalaceWeiagain, fucking, a fistalmostpuncturedmyskull, Nascent Origin Realmhigh rank, suchgood?
再看看宫薇,特么的,一拳差点将我头盖骨打穿了,元婴境高阶吧,这么牛?Has a look in the Wang Kehandagain the gold/metalfeather, the nosepainfulbiggold/metalearthen bowl that alsopoundeda moment ago?
再看看王可手中金羽毛,还有刚才砸的自己鼻子生疼的大罗金钵?„Why? Whyruns intoyoueach time, is hapless? Why?”SnakekingJuewangsaid.
“为什么?为什么每次遇到你,都要倒霉?为什么?”蛇王绝望道。
The snakekingdoes not knowdragonYu'sanothersingle layerstatus, otherwisehas frightenedto fall face downat this moment.
蛇王并不知道龙玉的另一重身份,否则此刻早已吓趴下了。„Did youralsofacesay? LetyoucomeZhouJingandIconverges, how do youtoss aboutto the present?? Forgotwithmycommitment? Waswhorescued your lifein the snakehole? Iswhoeatsto you pillinfant of mouseking? IswhorescuesyouronetimefromNieQingqinghand? Do yourepaylike thismy? The peoplesaid that the snakeiscold-blooded animal, youreallyso! How manytimesmy did fuckingrescueyour? From dragonimmortal town, savesyoufrom the Demon Venerablehand, savesyoufrom the lustdayhand, alsolotus flowerbloodholethese? Does fatheroweyou? Snort, acts recklessly, again and again, today, cookseatingyou!”Wang Kestaresto get angrysaid.
“你还有脸说?让你来周京和我汇合,你怎么折腾到现在才来?啊?是不是忘记和我的承诺了?是谁在蛇窟救了你一命?是谁将鼠王的丹婴给你吃的?是谁从聂青青手中又救你一次的?你就这样报答我的?人说蛇是冷血动物,你果然如此啊!我特么救你多少次了?从龙仙镇开始,从魔尊手中救你,从色欲天手中救你,还有莲花血窟这些?老子欠你的啊?哼,不知死活,一而再,再而三,今天,就把你炖了吃!”王可瞪眼怒道。„You, youdare!” The snakekingstarestartledangersaid.
“你,你敢!”蛇王瞪眼惊怒道。„Whathasnot to dare? The fathertodayiron core, so manypeopleinthis, but alsocouldn't governyou?”Wang Kestaresto say.
“有什么不敢的?老子今天铁了心了,这么多人在这呢,还治不了你?”王可瞪眼道。„Icandig up the snake skin, Imusteat the snakeguts!”PalaceWeisaidimmediately.
“我可以扒蛇皮,我要吃蛇胆!”宫薇顿时说道。„Iwant the snakeliver!”Murong Luguangsolemnly said.
“我要蛇肝!”慕容绿光沉声道。„IwantitsDaoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality, orpillinfant!”Zhang Zhengdaoexcitingsay/way.
“我要它的内丹,或者丹婴!”张正道兴奋道。„Amitabha, this poor monklikeseating the snakekidney!”Does not abstain from the monkto open the mouthto say.
“阿弥陀佛,贫僧喜欢吃蛇肾!”不戒和尚开口道。„Un?” The peoplehave doubtslooked that todoes not abstain from the monk.
“嗯?”众人疑惑的看向不戒和尚。
A yourmonk, eatenthing, soto be how strange?
你一个和尚,吃的东西,怎么这么奇怪?Snakekingcomplexiontwitches, thisis, was thisfallsin the devil's lair? Myfucking the meat of whole body, was arrangedbythemproper?
蛇王脸色一阵抽搐,这是,这是掉魔窟里了?我特么的全身的肉,被他们安排的妥妥的?
The tone, the snakekingruns awaytoward the distant place.
调头,蛇王向着远处逃窜而起。„Goes toyourmother, thissnakekingdid not accompanyyou!”SnakekingJingkongescapesin a panic.
“去你娘的,本蛇王不陪你们了!”蛇王惊恐的仓皇而逃。„Bang!”
“轰!”
A fistdrops from the cloudssuddenly, infiltratedin the head of snakeking the pitagain.
陡然一个拳头从天而降,再度将蛇王的脑袋打入了地坑里。„Does his mother, youalsowantto run? Ihave not eaten the snakeguts!”PalaceWeiwiped the fistwickedsay/way.
“他娘的,你还想跑?我还没吃蛇胆呢!”宫薇抹了抹拳头恶狠狠道。SnakekingNaodaidizzyheavy, but, the innermost feelingsareto actually collapse, fucking, wasn't Ialreadyachievepillinfantboundary? What's wrong, howto comparewas miserablebefore? Why? IampillYingJing, IampillYingJingbig shot!
蛇王脑袋晕晕沉沉,但,内心却是崩溃的,特么的,我不是已经达到丹婴境了?怎么,怎么比以前还要惨了?为什么啊?我可是丹婴境啊,我是丹婴境大佬啊!„messenger, looks a biggestpot, today, thissnakekingDun, everyoneeatsoneperfectlyto make up the souptogethergreatly!”Wang Kewickedsay/way.
“来人,去找一口最大的锅来,今天,就将这蛇王炖了,所有人一起来吃一顿十全大补汤!”王可恶狠狠道。„Yes!”Immediatelyonecrowd of subordinateare busy preparinglooked for the cauldron.
“是!”一群属下们顿时忙前忙后的去找大锅了。At this moment, the snakekingbodyis huge, dizzyhears the Wang Kewords, immediatelyfrightenedquickly grasping the meaning of something, Wang Kethistimeplayedreally?
此刻,蛇王身躯庞大,晕晕乎乎中听到王可的话,顿时吓了一个激灵,王可这次玩真的了?„Mybuildis big, without that bigpot, could not cook!”SnakekingJinzhangsaid.
“我体型大,没有那么大的锅,炖不了的!”蛇王紧张说道。„Thatchops, separatedcooking!”PalaceWeistaresto say.
“那就剁开,分开了炖!”宫薇瞪眼道。Snakeking: „..................!”
蛇王:“………………!”
Can yoube so ruthless?
你要不要这么狠啊?„Said, the entiresnakecookswill be most delicious, chops, influencetaste!”Does not abstain from the monkto say.
“不过说起来,整蛇炖的会最好吃,剁开,就影响口感了!”不戒和尚说道。„Right, affects the taste!”SnakekingJiaojisaid.
“对对,影响口感!”蛇王焦急道。But, told only half, snakekingcomplexiononestifflookedtodoes not abstain from the monk, aren't you a monk? Such bloodytopic, do youalsoparticipate in the discussion? The monkis not a vegetarian?
可是,说到一半,蛇王脸色一僵的看向不戒和尚,你不是和尚吗?这么血腥的话题,你也参与讨论?和尚不都吃斋的吗?„What to do can that? Does the scenebuild a cauldron? Murong Luguang, youknock a cauldron!”PalaceWeitold.
“那能怎么办?现场打造一个大锅吗?慕容绿光,你去敲一口大锅来!”宫薇吩咐道。Murong Luguang: „............!”慕容绿光:“…………!”fucking, you, whenIam a blacksmith?特么,你当我是铁匠啊?Snakekingactuallypanic-strickenlookstopalaceWei, youtodayiron coremusteatme?
蛇王却是惊恐的看向宫薇,你们今天是铁了心要吃我了?„Actually, does not needto take time, the biggold/metalearthen bowl in Wang Kehand, canenlarge, caninhale the snakeking, evendoes not needto heat up, the biggold/metalearthen bowlcan the automaticcapacitylive the flame! Adds the wateron the line, canboil thoroughlyinsideallautomatically!”Does not abstain from the monkto answer.
“其实,也不用那么费事,王可手中的大罗金钵,可以放大的,也可以将蛇王吸入内部,甚至不用加热,大罗金钵内部可以自动产能生火焰!加入水就行,可以自动煮熟里面的一切!”不戒和尚解释道。Wang Kelistensnot to abstain frommonk'sdescription, lookswith astonishmentlooksto the biggold/metalearthen bowl: „Is this microwave oven, oven, electric rice-cooker and pressure cookerintegrated player?”王可听着不戒和尚的描述,面露惊愕的看向大罗金钵:“这是微波炉、烤箱、电饭锅、高压锅一体机?”„Seniormonk, youwantsto killme!”SnakekingZhengningplungingdoes not abstain from the monk.
“老和尚,你想害死我!”蛇王狰狞的扑向不戒和尚。„Bang!”
“轰!”
A palaceWeifist, infiltratesin the snakekinghead the pitagain, howteachesitto make the snake.
宫薇再度一拳头,将蛇王脑袋打入地坑之中,教它如何做蛇。„But, does not abstain from the monk, thismicrowave oven, no, thisbiggold/metalearthen bowlswitchwhere? Howto be usedto install the snakeking?”Wang Keasked that todoes not abstain from the monk.
“不过,不戒和尚,这微波炉,不,这大罗金钵开关在哪里?怎么用来装蛇王啊?”王可问向不戒和尚。„This poor monknot, youandmyBuddhais predestined friends, youobtained the biggold/metalearthen bowlto approve, should you were right!”Does not abstain from the monkvacantsay/way.
“贫僧不会,你与我佛有缘,你都得到大罗金钵认可了,应该你会才对啊!”不戒和尚茫然道。„I, Iwill not only pound the personnoseto turn headagain, other, caninstall the melon seedpeanut, Icannot start, thisthing, does not acceptmytrue essence!”Wang Kesaid.
“我不会啊,我只会砸人鼻子再回头啊,其它,也就就能装个瓜子花生,我启动不了啊,这玩意,不接受我的真元!”王可说道。Saying, a Wang Keoperation, what a pity the biggold/metalearthen bowldoes not pay attention toWang Kefiercely, toWang Kemuddytrue essence, ignores.
说着,王可猛地一阵操作,可惜大罗金钵不理会王可,对王可的浊真元,更是不理不睬。„Itpossiblya littleshuts outmytrue essence, does not abstain from the monk, do youtry?”Wang Keurged.
“它可能有点嫌弃我的真元,要不,不戒和尚,你试试?”王可劝道。„Amitabha, this poor monkcould not try, not onlythis poor monkcould not try, otherscould not try!”Does not abstain from the monkto shake the head.
“阿弥陀佛,贫僧试不了,不仅贫僧试不了,别人也试不了!”不戒和尚摇了摇头。„Itry!”Zhang Zhengdaowalks upimmediately, grasps the biggold/metalearthen bowl.
“我来试试!”张正道顿时走上前来,一把抱住大罗金钵。„Hey!”
“嘿!”Zhang Zhengdaoheld a biggold/metalearthen bowl, the biggold/metalearthen bowlis entirely still.张正道抱了一会大罗金钵,大罗金钵纹丝不动。„Wang Ke, youlet go, youdo not let go, Ihowtrial?”Zhang Zhengdaostaresto say.
“王可,你松手啊,你不松手,我怎么试?”张正道瞪眼道。„Myloosen! Ihave not grabbed, youtake!” The Wang Kedoubtssaid.
“我松着手呢啊!我都没抓着,你拿啊!”王可疑惑道。Actuallysees, Wang Kepalmbootheventowardon, the biggold/metalearthen bowlis only the keep flatin the Wang Kepalm, cantake awaymomentarily, but, cannot take away.
却看到,王可手掌摊平朝上,大罗金钵只是平放在王可手心,随时可以拿走,但,怎么也拿不走。„Do not use energy, on that day, the lustday, I and countrymaster, threepeople, cannottake the biggold/metalearthen bowl, how can youpossiblytake?”PalaceWeistaresto disdainto say.
“不要费劲了,那天,色欲天、我、国师,三个人,都没能拿得动大罗金钵,你怎么可能拿得动?”宫薇瞪眼不屑道。„Amitabha, the biggold/metalearthen bowl, the strength of implicationspace, withmyBuddhabeing predestined friendsperson, is unrecommendable, is predestined friendswithmyBuddhaonWang Ke, the biggold/metalearthen bowlis willingto makehimbe entrusted with!”Does not abstain from the monkto say.
“阿弥陀佛,大罗金钵,蕴含空间之力,非与我佛有缘人,不可取,也就王可与我佛有缘,大罗金钵才愿意让他托管的!”不戒和尚说道。„In other words, without the meansusesthisbiggold/metalearthen bowlhot potsnakesoup? Yousaid that quite a whiledoes?”Wang Kestaresnot to abstain from the monk.
“那就是说,没办法用这大罗金钵煲蛇汤?那你说半天干什么?”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。„Itry!”Nearbydragonjadesaid with a smile.
“我来试试!”一旁龙玉笑道。„You? Useless, the biggold/metalearthen bowlonlyrecognizeswithmyBuddhabeing predestined friendsperson, younot......, not......, not......!”Does not abstain from the monkto speak ofgeneral, suddenlystiffened.
“你?没用的,大罗金钵只认与我佛有缘人,你不……,不……,不……!”不戒和尚说到一般,忽然僵住了。Actuallysaw, dragonjadeverydexterousgrasped the biggold/metalearthen bowlin the hand, lookedstaredin a big way the eyeinthispeople.
却看到,龙玉非常轻巧的将大罗金钵抓在了手中,看的在此众人都瞪大了眼睛。„Howpossibly? I, the lustday and countrymasterthreepeopletakemotionless, how did youeasilytake?”PalaceWeiastonishedsay/way.
“怎么可能?我、色欲天、国师三个人都拿不动,你怎么这么轻易就拿起来了?”宫薇惊愕道。„Isthis?”dragonjadeholds up the biggold/metalearthen bowl.
“是这样吗?”龙玉举起大罗金钵。„Receives!”dragonjadeshoutedgently.
“收!”龙玉轻轻一喊。„Buzz!”
“嗡!”
The biggold/metalearthen bowlshiversslightly, the earthen bowlmouthemitsmassivegolden lightimmediately, the golden lightphototo the snakeking, sees, the bigsnakeking, byJin Guangzhong'ssuction, was attractedsuddenlyto the biggold/metalearthen bowl.
大罗金钵微微颤动,钵口顿时冒出大量金光,金光照向蛇王,就看到,诺大的蛇王,忽然间被金光中的吸力,吸向了大罗金钵之中。„Does? Does? Lets looseme!”SnakekingJingcalled out.
“干什么?干什么?放开我!”蛇王惊叫道。SnakekingHaosiis changingsmallgeneral, in an instantentered the biggold/metalearthen bowl.
蛇王好似在变小一般,转眼就进入了大罗金钵。„Ok! Isthis? Veryeasy!”dragonjadesaid with a smile.
“好了啊!是这样吗?很容易啊!”龙玉笑道。Does not abstain from the monkopens the mouthto saystartled: „Miss, how do youachieve?”
不戒和尚张口愕然道:“姑娘,你怎么做到的?”„Does not abstain from the monk, are youteasemeto play? Alsois predestined friendswithmyBuddha? Fart! Thisbiggold/metalearthen bowl, definitelyhaswhatmechanism/organization, youhad not toldus!”Wang Kestaresnot to abstain from the monk.
“不戒和尚,你是逗我玩吗?还与我佛有缘?放屁!这大罗金钵,肯定有什么机关,你没跟我们说!”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。„, Is predestined friendswithmyBuddha, is impossibleto make the biggold/metalearthen bowlobedient!”Does not abstain from the monkdepressedanswered.
“是真的,非与我佛有缘,不可能让大罗金钵听话的!”不戒和尚郁闷的解释道。„Fart!”Wang Kestaresnot to abstain from the monk.
“放屁!”王可瞪了眼不戒和尚。Turns head, Wang Kelookstodragonjade: „dragonjade, yousaid,whatreasonthisis? Where is the mechanism/organization of thisbiggold/metalearthen bowlat? Howyoureceived the snakeking?”
扭头,王可看向龙玉:“龙玉,你说,这是什么原因?这大罗金钵的机关在哪?你是怎么收了蛇王的啊?”„Withoutmechanism/organization, Iveryordinarytakes, then the bowl mouthwas shoutingonereceivingtosnakeking‚’! Mytrue essenceis useless!”dragonjadeanswered.
“没有机关啊,我就很平常的拿起来,然后碗口对着蛇王喊了一声‘收’啊!我连真元都没用!”龙玉解释道。PalaceWei: „..................!”
宫薇:“………………!”
Is fucking, in your handssowhy obedient? Did the old ladiesabandon the numerousvigorto takeinitiallymotionless?特么的,为什么在你手中那么听话?老娘当初废老鼻子劲都拿不动?Murong Luguang: „............!”慕容绿光:“…………!”fucking, whyinhandobedient, poundsmynosetome?特么的,为什么在手中听话,到我这边就砸我鼻子?Wang Kealsolooks the strangecolor: „Is thisbiggold/metalearthen bowl, Duke?”王可也面露古怪之色:“这大罗金钵,难道是个公的?”„?” The peoplelookpuzzledtoWang Ke.
“呃?”众人不解的看向王可。„whatWeigong?”Zhang Zhengdaopuzzledsay/way.
“何为公的?”张正道不解道。„Isn't thisobvious? Ifit mother, howpossiblydoes listen todragonjade? AlsoisoneDuke, is so lascivious, sees the beautiful woman, transientlicks the dog!”Wang Keanswered.
“这不明摆着吗?它要是个母的,怎么可能听龙玉的话?也就是一个公的,才这么好色,见到美女,瞬变舔狗啊!”王可解释道。PalaceWei: „............!”
宫薇:“…………!”Murong Luguang: „............!”慕容绿光:“…………!”Zhang Zhengdao: „............!”张正道:“…………!”Does not abstain from the monkto get angry: „Amitabha, DonorWang Ke, does not doto blasphememyBuddhismsacred object! Does the biggold/metalearthen bowlpossiblyhave the division of male and female? CertainlyisthismissandmyBuddhais predestined friends!”
只有不戒和尚黑着脸:“阿弥陀佛,王可施主,休要亵渎我佛门圣物!大罗金钵怎么可能有公母之分?一定是这位姑娘与我佛有缘!”„Bah, how is whopredestined friendswithBuddha? Iam also predestined friends, why doesn't thisbiggold/metalearthen bowllisten tomywords?”Wang Kestaresto say.
“呸,怎么谁都跟佛有缘啊?我也有缘啊,为什么这大罗金钵不听我话?”王可瞪眼道。Does not abstain from the monkcomplexionstrangesay/way: „Perhaps, is thismiss, predestined friendscompared withyou?”
不戒和尚面色古怪道:“或许,这位姑娘,比你更有缘?”Wang Ke: „............!”王可:“…………!”You is a fakemonk, could thisrottenexcusealsosay? Is predestined friendsalsodivides the depth?
你是个假和尚吧,这种烂借口也说得出来?有缘还分深浅?ps: Threefinish!
ps:三更毕!
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