IDK :: Volume #4

#302: I am inform


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The people look surprisedly to dragon jade! If really does not abstain from such that the monk said that she is predestined friends with Buddha? No, is predestined friends compared with Wang Ke and Buddha? 众人惊奇的看向龙玉!真如不戒和尚说的那样,她与佛有缘?不,比王可与佛更有缘? What looks at to look, you do stare at dragon jade to do? You, Murong Luguang, you will not violate specially sex-madly!” Wang Ke protects dragon jade immediately behind. “看什么看,你们盯着龙玉干什么?特别你,慕容绿光,你不会又犯花痴了吧!”王可顿时将龙玉护在身后。 Murong Luguang gets angry, fucking, am I a sex fiend? Who violated sex-madly! 慕容绿光黑着脸,特么的,我是色魔吗?谁犯花痴了啊! dragon jade? How did you do a moment ago?” Palace Wei some may not believe to say as before. “龙玉?你刚才怎么做的?”宫薇依旧有些不可置信道。 Has not done, I shouted receives!” dragon jade gives the people the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “没怎么做啊,我就喊了一声收啊!”龙玉将大罗金钵递给众人。 The people are looking to the big gold/metal earthen bowl , internal snake Wang Zhengzai is hitting four walls in a panic, does, cannot come out. 众人对着大罗金钵内部望去,果然,内部蛇王正在仓皇撞击着四壁,奈何,根本出不来。 Now what to do?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “现在怎么办?”张正道茫然道。 Turns on the water to boil, do not make soup?” Wang Ke stares to say. “放水煮啊,不是要煲汤吗?”王可瞪眼道。 The snake king in big gold/metal earthen bowl seemed a small space, raising the head to see Wang Ke and the others, but, oneself could not go out. 大罗金钵中的蛇王好似到了一个小空间,抬头能看到王可等人,但,自己怎么也出不去啊。 How can like this? Am I so unlucky? Wang Ke, why bumps into you each time, doesn't have the good deed?” The roar of snake king grief and indignation. “怎么会这样?我怎么这么倒霉啊?王可,为什么每次碰到你,都没有好事?”蛇王悲愤的吼着。 But is indistinct, the snake king heard the above Wang Ke words. 而隐约间,蛇王听到了上面王可的话。 Turns on the water to boil, do not make soup?” “放水煮啊,不是要煲汤吗?” Hears the Wang Ke words stiffly, the snake king immediately the complexion one: „Are you, you serious?” 听到王可的话,蛇王顿时脸色一僵:“你,你玩真的?” But, can this big gold/metal earthen bowl heat up?” Palace Wei knits the brows to say. “可是,这大罗金钵能加热吗?”宫薇皱眉道。 I don't know either! This microwave oven and can the pressure cooker integrated player, heat up?” Wang Ke looks to dragon jade. “我也不知道啊!这微波炉、高压锅一体机,能加热吗?”王可看向龙玉。 I give a try!” dragon jade holds the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “我试试看吧!”龙玉捧着大罗金钵。 Heating!” dragon jade opens the mouth to say. “加热!”龙玉开口道。 Bang!” “轰!” Sees, in the big gold/metal earthen bowl, emits the innumerable flame suddenly, is burning down the snake king crazily. 就看到,大罗金钵之中,忽然冒出无数火焰,在疯狂焚烧着蛇王。 Fire that where comes, help, help!” Snake king immediately painful hovers in the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “啊,哪来的大火啊,救命啊,救命啊!”蛇王顿时痛苦的在大罗金钵中游动。 Doing, in the big gold/metal earthen bowl everywhere is the fire, the snake king who burns has no place to go, calls out pitifully suddenly again and again. 奈何,大罗金钵之中到处是火,烧的蛇王无处可逃,一时间惨叫连连。 But the outside world, Wang Ke and the others stare to look together to dragon jade. 而外界,王可等人一起瞪眼看向龙玉。 As soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced? So long as said, this big gold/metal earthen bowl is obedient? Really Duke?” Palace Wei astonished say/way. “言出法随吗?只要说,这大罗金钵就听话?难道,真的是公的?”宫薇惊愕道。 Voice recognition system, voice control self-heating? dragon jade, how do you achieve?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “语音识别系统,声控自动加热?龙玉,你怎么做到的?”王可惊愕道。 So long as said on the line!” dragon jade said. “只要说就行了啊!”龙玉说道。 pass/test fire!” Wang Ke is shouting to the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “关火!”王可冲着大罗金钵喊着。 Does , the big gold/metal earthen bowl does not pay attention to Wang Ke. 奈何,大罗金钵根本不理会王可 pass/test fire!” dragon jade opens the mouth to say. “关火!”龙玉开口道。 Buzz!” “嗡!” The flame in big gold/metal earthen bowl was put out instantaneously. 大罗金钵内的火焰瞬间熄灭了。 The people stare to look again to dragon jade. This big gold/metal earthen bowl, for inadequate that you do customize? 众人再度瞪眼看向龙玉。这大罗金钵,是为你量身定制的不成? Amitabha, abstains from the color, but the owner of big gold/metal earthen bowl, must please move the big gold/metal earthen bowl, but must recite the incantation to say invites, why to your hand, what doesn't need to do? Does the big gold/metal earthen bowl, really have the division of male and female?” Does not abstain from the monk somewhat to suspect life looks at front big gold/metal earthen bowl. “阿弥陀佛,戒色可是大罗金钵的主人,要请动大罗金钵,还要念咒语说请,为什么到你手中,什么都不需要做?难道大罗金钵,真的有公母之分?”不戒和尚有些怀疑人生的看着面前大罗金钵。 Ok, do not intertwine this, this/should consideration, how made soup!” Wang Ke said in side. “好了,别纠结这个,该考虑,怎么煲汤了!”王可在旁说道。 Wang Ke has not said, lay down in big gold/metal earthen bowl snake king Dunshi in panic-stricken. 王可还没说完,躺在大罗金钵中的蛇王顿时惊恐了起来。 Does not want, do not eat me, Wang Ke, I am notify, I am notify!” Snake king is calling immediately panic-stricken. “不要,不要吃我,王可,我是来报信的,我是来报信的!”蛇王顿时惊恐的叫着。 Notified?” The people have doubts looks to Wang Ke. “报信?”众人疑惑的看向王可 Yes, on road that I come, ate several mouse monsters, knew from a mouse mouth, the mouse king he was insane, he orders the mouse monsters now, convenes big week dynasty all mice, prepares a mouse disaster in view of you, must attack Zhou Jing, must massacre city, must kill people, must make the common people hate you!” Snake king called out immediately. “是,我来的路上,吃了几只老鼠妖,从一只老鼠口中得知,鼠王他疯了,他现在下令鼠妖们,召集大周王朝所有老鼠,准备来一场鼠灾针对你,要进攻周京,要屠城,要杀人,要让百姓都恨你!”蛇王顿时叫道。 Mouse disaster?” Wang Ke stares. “鼠灾?”王可一愣。 Convenes the ordinary mouse, there is what using? Immortal Sect disciple extinguishes one big piece, your is what information!” Nearby Zhang Zhengdao disdains to say. “召集普通老鼠,又有何用?仙门弟子一灭一大片的啊,你这算什么情报!”张正道一旁不屑道。 „It is not right, the mouse will dig, mouse from the place bottom family/home that drills into each common people, who can defend?” Does not abstain from the monk to say. “不对,老鼠会打洞啊,老鼠从地底钻入每个百姓的家中,谁能防得住?”不戒和尚说道。 Not only that mouse tide week Capital cannot have the effect even, it can go to other cities, at the appointed time massacres city, virtually impossible to guard against!” Palace Wei knits the brows to say. “不仅如此,鼠潮就算周京起不到效果,它可以去其它城池啊,到时屠城,防不胜防啊!”宫薇皱眉道。 His mouse king not awfully? Mouse tide? Massacres city? If he dares to do that was on the Immortal Sect blacklist, must encounter various Great Immortal Sect to chase down jointly!” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “他鼠王不要命了啊?鼠潮?屠城?他要是敢这么做,可是上了仙门黑名单,要遭到各大仙门联名追杀的啊!”王可惊愕道。 „Can mouse king be chased down me not to know, I know, so long as mouse tide, because you massacred city, your Wang Family juniors want again the striving for hegemony big week dynasty, was very difficult to be popular again!” The taunt that nearby Murong Luguang sneers said. “鼠王会不会被追杀我不知道,我知道,只要鼠潮因为你屠城了,那你王家子弟再想争霸大周王朝,恐怕就很难再得人心了!”慕容绿光一旁冷笑的嘲讽道。 fucking, this mouse king is sick, always stares at me dead to knock interestingly?” Wang Ke indignant say/way. 特么的,这鼠王有病啊,老盯着我死磕有意思吗?”王可气愤道。 How you think to solve!” Murong Luguang sneers to say. “你还是想想怎么解决吧!”慕容绿光冷笑道。 A Wang Ke complexion ugliness. 王可脸色一阵难看。 Nearby dragon jade knits the brows: Captures the ringleader first, you killed the mouse king, weren't all easily solved?” 一旁龙玉皱眉道:“擒贼先擒王,你们去杀了鼠王,一切不就迎刃而解了?” The people look to dragon jade, you said with great difficulty! Kills the mouse king? Is that easy? It is hiding, how to kill? 众人看向龙玉,你说的好容易啊!杀鼠王?是那么容易的吗?它躲着不出来,怎么杀? dragon jade, you said right, we come to lure the snake from its hole, comes out mouse king Yin! Kills again!” Wang Ke is actually the eye one bright. “龙玉,你说得对,我们来个引蛇出洞,将鼠王引出来!再杀!”王可却是眼睛一亮。 If by some chance the mouse king doesn't come out?” Palace Wei asked. “万一鼠王不出来呢?”宫薇问道。 Doesn't come out?” Wang Ke knits the brows slightly. “不出来?”王可微微皱眉。 „, I heard without enough time, several days later, the mouse tide started!” The snake king said in the big gold/metal earthen bowl. “来不及了,我听说,就几天后,鼠潮就开始了!”蛇王在大罗金钵中说道。 Several days?” The people complexion sinks. “几天?”众人脸色一沉。 Wang Ke looks at the snake king, actually suddenly eye one bright: „Does snake king, you think that I did put you?” 王可看着蛇王,却陡然眼睛一亮:“蛇王,你想不想我放了你?” As soon as the snake king listens, immediately reveals the wild with joy color, I said so many, isn't your words? 蛇王一听,顿时露出狂喜之色,我说这么多,不就是等你这句话吗? Thinks, thinks!” Snake king immediately exciting say/way. “想,想!”蛇王顿时兴奋道。 Putting you are not difficult, you must help me handle a matter!” Wang Ke said. “放你也不难,你要帮我办件事!”王可说道。 I?” Snake king Bujie said. “我?”蛇王不解道。 I often hear a few words, is calling the snake a mouse nest?” Wang Ke recalls. “我时常听说一句话,叫着蛇鼠一窝?”王可回忆道。 Snake king complexion one stiff: Snake mouse is the natural enemy! It is not a snake mouse nest!” 蛇王脸色一僵:“蛇鼠是天敌!不是蛇鼠一窝!” Is equally same, I mean, mouse nest, is the snake nest, mouse hole, is the snake hole! Place that the mouse passes through, is the place that the snake can walk!” Wang Ke said. “一样一样,我的意思是,老鼠窝,也是蛇窝,老鼠洞,也是蛇洞!老鼠走过的地方,也是蛇能走的地方!”王可说道。 Wang Ke, your what meaning?” Nearby Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. 王可,你什么意思?”一旁张正道好奇道。 Not also how many days? The mouse will dig, the slaughter Zhou did Jing, go to other slaughter cities? Bah! That makes them come but not return! Comes many mice, we kill many mice!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “不还有几天吗?老鼠会打洞,屠不了周京,去屠其它城池吗?呸!那就让他们有来无回!来多少老鼠,我们杀多少老鼠!”王可沉声道 But, the mouse drilled into the bottom, how to make?” Zhang Zhengdao puzzled say/way. “可是,老鼠钻入地底了,怎么弄?”张正道不解道。 „Doesn't this have the snake king? It can also drill a hole! Eats the mouse following mouse hole, not on line?” Wang Ke said. “这不有蛇王吗?它也能钻洞啊!顺着老鼠洞去吃老鼠,不就行了?”王可说道。 I? My one snake! Coming how to eat?” The snake king looks the strange say/way. “我?我就一条蛇!怎么吃的过来?”蛇王面露古怪道。 You is a snake, isn't your miasma sea the innumerable snake babies?” Wang Ke said. “你是一条蛇,你瘴海不是无数蛇宝宝吗?”王可说道。 „?” Snake king complexion one stiff. “啊?”蛇王脸色一僵。 North Divine Dragon island all snakes of snake hole draws on completely! His mother, the mouse king to come mouse tide, we come the snake tide, the snake to eat the mouse, perfectly justified! Isn't eats? Isn't digs? Gives my violent eating!” Wang Ke fierce say/way. “将神龙岛北面的蛇窟的所有蛇全部招来!他娘的,鼠王来个鼠潮,我们来个蛇潮,蛇吃老鼠,天经地义!不就是吃吗?不就是打洞吗?给我猛烈的吃!”王可狰狞道。 Miasma sea? The miasma sea left this is too far, my subordinate, how come?” Snake king Mangran said. “瘴海?瘴海离这太远了,我的属下们,怎么来?”蛇王茫然道。 „Doesn't this have the big gold/metal earthen bowl? We go a miasma sea with you immediately, you called completely your snake baby! Receives the big gold/metal earthen bowl together, then comes together!” Wang Ke said. “这不有大罗金钵吗?我们马上跟你去一趟瘴海,你将你的蛇宝宝全部叫出来!一起收入大罗金钵,然后一起过来!”王可说道。 You, you do not want to deceive into the big gold/metal earthen bowl my snake babies completely, cooked together?” Snake king Jinge said. “你,你不会想将我的蛇宝宝们全部骗入大罗金钵,一块炖了吧?”蛇王惊愕道。 Fart, am I such person?” Wang Ke stares to say. “放屁,我是这样的人吗?”王可瞪眼道。 The snake king looked at Wang Ke, nod of finally can not help. 蛇王看了看王可,最终情不自禁的点了点头。 Wang Ke gets angry. 王可黑着脸。 You ask them, will I make the person who this matter comes?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你问问他们,我是会做出这种事情来的人吗?”王可瞪眼道。 Nod of nearby Zhang Zhengdao can not help, palace Wei, does not abstain from the monk and Murong Luguang look is also the color of affirmation. Only then dragon jade, covers mouth smiles. 一旁张正道情不自禁的点了点头,宫薇、不戒和尚、慕容绿光的眼神也是肯定之色。只有龙玉,捂嘴直笑。 Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” What looks at to look? I save the common people in the discussion, your also face accompanies snake king to scold me!” Wang Ke staring people. “看什么看?我在探讨拯救苍生,你们还有脸陪着蛇王数落我!”王可瞪了眼众人。 Turns head, Wang Ke looks to the snake king: Snake king, is not I have not reminded you, I remember that mouse king and you have does not die the continuous enmity, you ate its pill infant!” 扭头,王可看向蛇王:“蛇王,不是我没有提醒你啊,我记得,那鼠王和你也是有不死不休之仇的啊,你吃了它的丹婴!” The snake king complexion in big gold/metal earthen bowl one stiff. Yes, oneself and contradictory already of mouse king was irreconcilable. 大罗金钵中的蛇王脸色一僵。是啊,自己和鼠王的矛盾已经不可调和了。 Mouse king behind, is standing the first owner, has the first owner to support, coming to day to ask you to revenge, can you bear?” Wang Ke asked. “鼠王身后,站着第一堂主,有第一堂主撑腰,来日找你报仇,你受得了吗?”王可问道。 Snake king: ............!” 蛇王:“…………!” A mouse king, the snake king can also deal with reluctantly, the additional first owner, wasn't I die? 一个鼠王,蛇王还勉强能应付,加个第一堂主,那我不是死定了? You look, now, we stand in you behind, the first owner came, we help you block, gets rid of this enmity house mouse king with you together! We chatted other, you used other to compensate me! Then, then do you face the chasing down of first owner and mouse king alone?” Wang Ke asked. “你看,现在,我们站在你身后,第一堂主来了,我们帮你拦着,和你一起将这个仇家鼠王干掉!还是,我们聊点别的,你用别的补偿我!然后,回头你独自面对第一堂主和鼠王的追杀?”王可问道。 Snake king face twitches, are you threatening me? 蛇王面部一阵抽搐,你这是在威胁我? You decide! I do not compel you!” Wang Ke answered. “你决定吧!我不逼你!”王可解释道。 Did this also call not to compel me? If I do not promise you, you made soup me on the spot! 这还叫不逼我?我要是不答应你,你现场就将我煲汤了啊! Good, I coordinate you!” The snake king clenches teeth. “好,我配合你!”蛇王咬了咬牙。 This was right!” Wang Ke said with a smile immediately. “这就对了!”王可顿时笑道。 Turns head, Wang Ke looks to palace Wei: Palace lord, troubles you to deliver me and dragon jade goes to a miasma sea, how?” 扭头,王可看向宫薇:“宫殿主,麻烦你送我和龙玉去一趟瘴海,如何?” I?” Palace Wei knits the brows to say. “我?”宫薇皱眉道。 Relax, I complied initially your, will try to find the solution as soon as possible, making your master come back with your nuptial chamber, waited to extinguish the mouse tide, we helped you catch your master full power!” Wang Ke the racket strikes one's chest to say immediately. “放心,我当初答应你的,会尽快想办法,让你相公回来与你洞房的,等灭了鼠潮,我们就全力帮你抓你相公!”王可顿时拍拍胸脯道。 Hahahaha, good!” Palace Wei laughs to say. “哈哈哈哈,好!”宫薇大笑道。 Murong Luguang, can't you go? Nie does Qingqing also near the snake hole, you want to see her? We lead you to go together!” Wang Ke said. 慕容绿光,你去不去?聂青青也在蛇窟附近呢,你要去见她吗?我们带你一起去!”王可说道。 A Murong Luguang complexion ugliness: Does not need!” 慕容绿光脸色一阵难看:“不必了!” Obviously, Murong Luguang regarding Nie Qingqing this teacher, how for a while without completing faces. 显然,慕容绿光对于聂青青这个师尊,一时没做好如何面对。 You do not go, that looks after the house! Protects this Buddha temple!” Wang Ke said. “你不去,那就看家吧!保护这佛头寺!”王可说道。 Why do I help you look after the house? I must return to Heavenly Wolf Sect immediately!” The Murong Luguang eye stares. “我凭什么帮你看家?我马上就要回天狼宗了!”慕容绿光眼睛一瞪。 Ah, I helped you solve confused the plan, made you help me look after the house for two days, haven't you preferred? Do you have a gratitude? Wants me to return to Heavenly Wolf Sect to propagandize, matter that your Big Apprentice Brother handles excessive!” Wang Ke stares to say immediately. “啊呀,我帮你解了迷心术啊,就让你帮我看家两天,你还这么不情愿?你有没有一点感恩之心啊?要不要我回天狼宗宣传一下,你这大师兄做的事情有多过分!”王可顿时瞪眼道。 Murong Luguang gets angry to look to Wang Ke, air/Qi extremely. 慕容绿光黑着脸看向王可,一阵气极。 Murong Luguang, you in this guard two days! When we come back, you return to Heavenly Wolf Sect again!” Palace Wei deep suction port gas channel/angrily said. 慕容绿光,你在此看守两天!等我们回来,你再回天狼宗!”宫薇深吸口气道。 Murong Luguang looked at palace Wei, eventually slightly a ritual: Yes!” 慕容绿光看了看宫薇,终究微微一礼:“是!” Walks!” Palace Wei drinks lightly. “走!”宫薇一声轻喝。 !” “呼!” Palace Wei leads Wang Ke dragon jade, holds the big gold/metal earthen bowl to soar to the heavens on, directly soars the miasma sea direction to go. 宫薇带着王可龙玉,捧着大罗金钵冲天而上,直奔瘴海方向而去。 ps: The eruption continues, first! ps:爆发继续,第一更!
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