IDK :: Volume #3

#300: Who played the hooligan?


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Zhou Jing, Buddha square! In nearby dark residents. 周京,佛头广场!旁边一个幽暗的民宅之中。 At this moment, resident already in residents fainted, in its window, is only circling one zhang (3.33 m) snake, looks by the window to a Buddha square! 此刻,民宅中的住民已经昏死了过去,只在其窗口,盘旋着一条一丈长的蛇,透过窗户看向佛头广场! Wang Ke, this snake king already stable cultivation base! Looks for you by the present, became impatient? You wait to kneel down to me kowtow! Then offers all your valuables and money to give this king, hahahaha!” The snake king reveals a fierce color. 王可,本蛇王已经稳固修为了!到现在才来找你,等急了吧?你就等着跪下给我磕头吧!然后献出你的所有财宝给本大王,哈哈哈哈!”蛇王露出一丝狰狞之色。 Snake king spits the snake letter/believes, is wishing one could to clash to look for Wang Ke to do accounts immediately. 蛇王吐着蛇信,恨不得立刻就冲出去找王可算账。 But, Buddha square sea of people, let a snake king complexion ugliness. 但,佛头广场人山人海,让蛇王脸色一阵难看。 How so many people? Awards ceremony? Promulgation your younger sister! Wang Ke, how runs into you each time, has the strange matter? Your so many Immortal Sect do disciple, what thing accompany Wang Ke to play?” Snake king Yumen looks that the distant place honored guest mounts the stage to receive an award. “怎么这么多人?颁奖典礼?颁奖你妹啊!王可,怎么每次遇到你,都有稀奇古怪的事情啊?你们这么多仙门弟子,陪王可玩什么玩意?”蛇王郁闷的看着远处嘉宾上台领奖。 fucking, meets Wang Ke each time, will present some tricks, this several hundred Immortal Sect disciple here, oneself what to do? 特么的,每次遇到王可,都会出现一些幺蛾子,这次几百个仙门弟子在此,自己怎么办? Although snake king already Nascent Origin Realm, but, enters Nascent Origin Realm initially, copes with more than ten Golden Core Realm peaks is not a problem, if more than 100? These several hundred Golden Core Realm, oneself overrun, will work? 虽说蛇王已经元婴境了,但,也只是初入元婴境,对付十几个金丹境巅峰不成问题,要是一百多个呢?这几百金丹境,自己冲过去,会得逞吗? Endures, first enduring! fucking, Wang Ke, I when you leave behind! First I was several times too self-satisfied, this time, I was discrete, I will not make the same mistake again!” A snake king both eyes light is passing the sinister and ruthless color. “忍,先忍着!特么的,王可,我会等到你落单的时候的!前几次我都是太得意了,这一次,我谨慎了,我不会再犯同样的错误了!”蛇王一双目光透着阴毒之色。 Then, the snake king looks on the promulgation stage make the eyes bleed. Wang Ke to flatter various Great Immortal Sect disciple, made the snake king experience the art of language. 就这样,蛇王看着颁奖台上辣眼睛的一幕幕。王可为了吹捧各大仙门弟子,也算让蛇王见识到了语言的艺术。 Finally, the promulgation ended, Wang Ke sits down with various Great Immortal Sect elders lively banquet scene, suddenly, Wang Ke had/left the banquet, arrives at under a Buddha square big tree directly. 终于,颁奖结束了,王可坐下与各大仙门的长老们觥筹交错,忽然,王可出了酒席,直接走到佛头广场边的一颗大树下。 Was that pretended to be the Demon Venerable girl initially?” The snake king pupil shrinks suddenly. “是那个当初冒充魔尊的丫头?”蛇王陡然瞳孔一缩。 Subsequently, snake king Luchu fierce color: Really is the day helps me, ha, the small girl, pretended to be Demon Venerable and Wang Ke initially deceives me together, I looked for you for a long time, had not found you, you looked unexpectedly! Good, later, after I sneak attacked Wang Ke, do not want to run, ha!” 继而,蛇王露出狰狞之色:“真是天助我也,哈哈哈,小丫头,当初冒充魔尊王可一起骗我,我找了你好久,都没找到你,你居然自己找来了!太好了,待会,我偷袭王可之后,你也别想跑,哈哈哈!” In snake king Naohai, how imagines to suffer dragon jade, reveals an exciting color. 蛇王脑海中,想象着怎么折磨龙玉,露出一股兴奋之色。 Saw, distant place Wang Ke invited dragon jade to participate in the banquet suddenly together. 就看到,远处王可忽然邀请龙玉一起参加酒席。 dragon jade gladly consented unexpectedly. 龙玉居然欣然允诺了。 „The Brother Wang younger brother, this is your dao companion?” 王兄弟,这位是您的道侣?” Haha, Brother Wang younger brother's dao companion, the angel is really outstandingly beautiful!” “哈哈,王兄弟的道侣,果然天仙绝色!” Also only then such female, can be joined to the Brother Wang younger brother!” “也只有这样的女子,才配得上王兄弟!” „The Brother Wang younger brother, we must respect Madame king one glass of liquor, you or the generation drink, or Madame king drinks!” 王兄弟,我们要敬王夫人一杯酒,你要不代喝,要不王夫人喝!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… Immediately, with dragon Yu's arrival, the person who respected the Wang Ke liquor are more. 顿时,随着龙玉的到来,敬王可酒的人更多了。 dragon jade sits in side shows the smile, did not speak, who proposed a toast does not respond, but smiles slightly. 龙玉就坐在旁边露出微笑,并不说话,谁来敬酒也不搭理,只是微微笑笑。 At this time, Wang Ke naturally kept off before dragon jade, with an numerous Immortal Sect disciple lively banquet scene. 这时候,王可自然挡在了龙玉面前,和一众仙门弟子觥筹交错。 Although dragon jade has not said anything, but, in Wang Ke heart happy! After all, on Earth, is willing to accompany a gentleman to attend the meeting of gentleman friend, what is this relates? 龙玉虽然没说什么,但,王可心中高兴啊!毕竟,在地球上,愿意陪同一个男士参加男士朋友的聚会,这是什么关系? Only missed one step is the sexual relations! 只差一步就是男女关系了啊! Wang Ke is happy, regarding proposing a toast, all comes are welcome, the scene is even more warm. 王可开心,对于敬酒,来者不拒,场面越发热烈。 But in a separation of one wall Buddha temple. 而在一墙之隔的佛头寺内部。 The Murong Luguang suddenly complexion changes: Zhang Zhengdao, why do you visit me like this?” 慕容绿光陡然脸色一变:“张正道,你为什么这样看着我?” I in the expression that you envied!” Zhang Zhengdao said. “我在等你嫉妒的表情啊!”张正道说道。 Envy? Why do I want to envy?” Murong Luguang stares to say. “嫉妒?我为什么要嫉妒?”慕容绿光瞪眼道。 Wang Ke has the girlfriend, you envy, which time isn't? This time, Wang Ke also led a girlfriend to appear, your angry expression?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. 王可一有女朋友,你就嫉妒的啊,哪次不是?这次,王可又带着一个女朋友出现了,你那愤怒的表情呢?”张正道好奇道。 You are sick! I envy!” Murong Luguang stares to say. “你有病啊!我嫉妒个屁啊!”慕容绿光瞪眼道。 Well? This time quite strange! How are you aloof?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “咦?这次好奇怪!你怎么无动于衷呢?”张正道好奇道。 Murong Luguang is just about to speak, one side palace Wei shakes the head: Murong Luguang not aloof, I saw a moment ago, when Murong Luguang sees clearly that female face, Murong Luguang pinched tightly the fist!” 慕容绿光正要说话,一旁宫薇摇了摇头:“慕容绿光并没有无动于衷,我刚才看到了,在慕容绿光看清那女子面部的时候,慕容绿光捏紧了拳头!” „? Really?” Zhang Zhengdao astonished say/way. “啊?真的?”张正道惊愕道。 Palace lord, you do not slander me! How do I have?” Murong Luguang stares to say. “宫殿主,你别诬蔑我啊!我怎么有?”慕容绿光瞪眼道。 Amitabha, the Buddhist does not hit the lies, I can testify for palace Donor Wei, Murong Luguang indeed pinched tightly the fist a moment ago, and deep inspiration , seems angry!” Does not abstain from the monk to say suddenly. “阿弥陀佛,出家人不打诳语,我可以为宫薇施主作证,刚才慕容绿光的确捏紧了拳头,并且深深的吸了口气,似有恼怒!”不戒和尚忽然说道。 Murong Luguang: ..................!” 慕容绿光:“………………!” Murong Luguang, Wang Ke in this, I do not say, are you sick? This dragon jade, you have not seen, you see her and Wang Ke in the same place, do you also envy to become this? Gathering, should world all beautiful women, be your wife are inadequate?” Zhang Zhengdao questioned. 慕容绿光,王可不在这,我也要说了,你是不是有病啊?这龙玉,你从来没见过,你看到她和王可在一起,你也嫉妒成这样?合着,天下所有美女,都该是你老婆不成?”张正道质疑道。 Fart!” Murong Luguang stares to say. “放屁!”慕容绿光瞪眼道。 Perhaps, you misunderstood Murong Luguang! Perhaps Murong Luguang does not envy Wang Ke!” Palace Wei said suddenly. “或许,你们误会慕容绿光了!慕容绿光或许不是嫉妒王可!”宫薇忽然说道。 „?” The people look to palace Wei. “哦?”众人看向宫薇。 Murong Luguang also doubts looks to palace Wei, what do you want to help me explain? 慕容绿光也疑惑的看向宫薇,你要帮我解释什么? Perhaps Murong Luguang does not give up Wang Ke!” Palace Wei said. 慕容绿光或许是舍不得王可!”宫薇说道。 Zhang Zhengdao, did not abstain from the monk and Murong Luguang completely to stare a meeting, what did you say? Why can't we understand? Why doesn't Murong Luguang give up Wang Ke? He not good male homosexuality! Well? 张正道、不戒和尚、慕容绿光尽皆愣了一会,你说啥?为什么我们听不懂?慕容绿光为什么舍不得王可?他又不好男色!咦? Yo! To my distant point!” Zhang Zhengdao trembles suddenly, immediately withdraws a stride. “啊呦!离我远点!”张正道忽然一哆嗦,马上退后一大步。 Amitabha! All things of visible form and substance are empty, spatial is the color!” Does not abstain from the monk also to withdraw a stride. “阿弥陀佛!色即是空,空即是色!”不戒和尚也退后一大步。 Murong Luguang gets angry to look to palace Wei, your mental illness, does your female hooligan, the speech lose? 慕容绿光黑着脸看向宫薇,你神经病啊,你这女流氓,说话怎么这么丧呢? Bah, the palace lord, you slandered me again, I fought you! I was the air/Qi do not get the Wang Ke anything small advantage to occupy! I am indignant, why, any good thing to fall in the Wang Ke hand! Is the beautiful woman also blind? Wang Ke this swindler, does she also pursue to look for him? I am unbearably angry!” Murong Luguang indignant say/way. “呸,宫殿主,你再诬蔑我,我就跟你拼了!我就是气不得王可什么便宜都占了!我只是气愤,凭什么,什么好东西都落王可手中了!那美女也眼瞎吗?王可骗子,她还追着过来找他?我就是气不过!”慕容绿光气愤道。 „!” Zhang Zhengdao, does not abstain from the monks breathes out the tone secretly. “哦!”张正道、不戒和尚都是暗嘘口气。 Murong Luguang, you do not need to be unbearably angry! Wang Ke results in the girl to favor, has the capital that the girl favors! Before you only see others the scenery, has not after actually seen others , diligently! Completes itself well on the line!” Palace Wei comforts to say. 慕容绿光,你不用气不过!王可得女孩子青睐,有得女孩子青睐的资本!你只看到他人前风光,却没看到他人后努力!好好做好自己就行!”宫薇安慰道。 Yes, many thanks the palace main instruction, I will reconsider my, invited the palace lord, later do not use your strange thought on me!” Murong Luguang solemnly said. “是,多谢宫殿主教诲,我会反思自己的,也请宫殿主,以后不要将你那奇奇怪怪的思想用在我身上!”慕容绿光沉声道 Where strange thought? Very normal! Is you do not understand the appreciation!” Palace Wei disdains to say. “哪里奇奇怪怪的思想了?很正常啊!是你不懂得欣赏!”宫薇不屑道。 Murong Luguang: ............!” 慕容绿光:“…………!” Group in chatting situation, the banquet in Buddha square, will also end warmly from now on. 一行人在聊着外界情况下,佛头广场上的酒宴,也在最热烈过后结束了。 After the banquet ended, some Immortal Sect disciple brought the respective trophy to depart. Some unstab of drinking, were arranged to rest in some mansions in week Capital by the Wang Family juniors. 酒宴结束之后,有些仙门弟子就带着各自的奖杯离去了。有些喝的东倒西歪,被王家子弟安排在周京的一些大宅中休息。 Above the quick, giant square, Immortal Sect disciple walked. 很快,巨大的广场之上,仙门弟子就走之一空了。 From beginning to end, dragon jade is accompanying Wang Ke, in this period was only the smile, the politeness becomes estranged, but, this was unimportant. 至始至终,龙玉都陪着王可,期间只是微笑,礼貌又与人疏远,但,这都不重要。 More importantly, dragon jade accompanies the banquet that Wang Ke is attending, this is a signal. 重要的是,龙玉陪着王可参加的酒宴,这就是一个信号。 Wang Ke drank many liquor, regarding Wang Ke, what this liquor is? Is drunk radically not but actually Wang Ke, but, Wang Ke actually reveals the drunken color. 王可喝了很多酒,对于王可来说,这点酒算什么?根本醉不倒王可,可是,王可却露出醉醺醺之色。 Because, Wang Ke wants to reveal the heart mark taking advantage of the liquor vigor to dragon jade, making two people relate goes a step further. 因为,王可想要借着酒劲向龙玉袒露心迹,让二人关系更进一步。 dragon jade, I had the words to say to you!” Wang Ke suddenly deep suction port gas channel/angrily said. “龙玉,我有话对你说!”王可忽然深吸口气道。 Had the words to say to me?” dragon jade brow slightly wrinkle. “有话对我说?”龙玉眉头微皱。 dragon jade seemed guessed correctly Wang Ke must do, in the look is seeming to be an anticipation, a repel, was somewhat anxious. But does not know how to decline Wang Ke. 龙玉好似猜到了王可要干什么,眼神中似有着一丝期待,一丝排斥,又有些紧张。可又不知如何回绝王可 But at this moment, in a separation of one wall Buddha temple, has four people to set upright the ear. 而此刻,一墙之隔的佛头寺中,有着四个人竖着耳朵。 Wang Ke must deliver the shameless words!” Zhang Zhengdao eye one bright. 王可要讲不要脸的话了!”张正道眼睛一亮。 Murong Luguang! You are studying, how having a look at others saying that the disgusting words coaxed the girl, don't day-by-day knows that was unbearably angry!” Palace Wei taught in side. 慕容绿光!你学着点,看看别人怎么说肉麻话哄女孩子的,别一天天的就知道气不过!”宫薇在旁教导道。 Murong Luguang: ............!” 慕容绿光:“…………!” Did not abstain from the monk also to raise up the ear. 不戒和尚也竖起了耳朵。 Above a Buddha square, Wang Ke taking advantage of the liquor vigor, opens the mouth to say finally: dragon jade, I likes......!” 佛头广场之上,王可借着酒劲,终于开口道:“龙玉,我喜欢……!” The Wang Ke words have not said, a sound broke Wang Ke. 王可话还没说完,一个声音打断了王可 Wang Ke, ha, the person is exposed now, should be I give you to teach, roar!” Bellows to resound. 王可,哈哈哈,现在人走光了,该是我给你教训的时候了,吼!”一声大吼响起。 Bang!” “轰!” A great snake throws off one pile of liquor tables in the place, the huge body increases to increase again, is actually the snake king, showed the fierce expression to front, opened the big mouth, attacked toward Wang Ke and dragon jade at a Nascent Origin Realm terrifying power. 一条巨蛇将一堆酒桌掀翻在地,庞大的身躯变大变大再变大,却是蛇王,露出狰狞的表情到了面前,张开血盆大口,以一股元婴境的恐怖力量向着王可、龙玉袭击而来。 Face of Wang Ke one stiff, fucking! At this time how did bother? Your mental illness, had not seen that I am vindicating? This opportunity rare, do you know? 王可的脸一僵,特么的!怎么这时候来个搅局的?你神经病啊,没看到我正在表白吗?这种机会有多难得,你知道吗? In the Wang Ke anger, drew dragon jade behind, in the hand grasped the gold/metal feather to stimulate to movement the Tathagata god foot. 王可愤怒中,将龙玉拉到了身后,手中抓出金羽毛要催动如来神脚。 Was drawn by Wang Ke to behind dragon jade, finds out one finger/refers, resembles dragon jade to act momentarily general. 王可拉到身后的龙玉,也是探出一指,似龙玉随时出手一般。 Bang!” “轰!” A loud sound, a Buddha square shakes immediately fiercely. 一声巨响,佛头广场顿时猛地一震。 Actually sees, the head of snake king, by pounding ruthlessly into above the land, was pounded an endocrater the land! 却看到,蛇王的脑袋,被狠狠的砸入了大地之上,将大地砸出一个巨坑! Wang Ke is pinching the gold/metal feather, gawked some little time. Saw, the front were many a palace Wei. 王可捏着金羽毛,愣了好一会。才看到,面前多了一个宫薇。 The palace Wei's appearance at a crucial moment, a fist infiltrated the ground the snake king head, made a big hole, the half snake body is infiltrated the bottom, the half tail also revealed outside. The snake king by this barbaric fist, the head that almost hits is cracked, for a very long time cannot climb up. 宫薇千钧一发的出现,一拳将蛇王脑袋打入了地上,打出一个大坑,半截蛇身被打入了地底,半截尾巴还露在外面。蛇王被这野蛮的一拳头,差点打的脑袋崩裂,久久没能爬上了。 fucking, this most essential time, immediately Wang Ke must play the hooligan taking advantage of the liquor, how splendid link, how rare link, the old lady waited for banquet time, waits for Wang Ke to play the hooligan, what bureau your does fucking stir? Delays us to see a play, bastard!” Palace Wei said to snake king Houma. 特么的,这最关键的时候,马上王可就要借酒耍流氓了,多么精彩的环节,多么难得的环节,老娘等了一场酒宴时间,就等着王可耍流氓呢,你特么来搅什么局?耽误我们看戏,混蛋!”宫薇冲着蛇王吼骂道。 Nearby Wang Ke: ..................!” 一旁王可:“………………!” Have you been paying attention? Do I play the hooligan? fucking, when did I play the hooligan? You explained to me, my his mother, but honorable gentleman! 你一直在关注?我耍流氓?特么的,我什么时候耍流氓了?你给我解释解释,我他娘的可是正人君子! Wang Ke gets angry to look to palace Wei. 王可黑着脸看向宫薇。 Palace Wei is actually the complexion one stiff, turns head to look to Wang Ke and dragon jade: „, You continue, this monster snake, already was processed by me, you continue! The most splendid link cannot stop! You continue!” 宫薇却是脸色一僵,扭头看向王可和龙玉:“啊,你们继续,这妖蛇,已经被我处理了,你们继续!最精彩的环节不能停下啊!你们继续啊!” Wang Ke gets angry! Turns head to look to the one side fence. 王可黑着脸!扭头看向一旁围墙。 Zhang Zhengdao, you also in?” Wang Ke stares to say. 张正道,你也在?”王可瞪眼道。 „, It is not I, is not I, does not abstain from the monk, also Murong Luguang!” Another side Zhang Zhengdao of wall confessed without being pressed. “啊,不是我,不是我,是不戒和尚,还有慕容绿光!”墙的另一边张正道不打自招道。 Wang Ke gets angry: „Are you watching the live broadcast? You are the mental illness! Does this have something to look? Also let the person a little privacy?” 王可黑着脸:“你们都在看现场直播吗?你们都是神经病啊!这有什么可看的?还让不让人有点隐私了?” Complexion black sending of Wang Ke air/Qi green, one side dragon jade actually shows the happy smile. 王可气的脸色黑的发绿,一旁龙玉却是露出开心的笑容。 ps: Second, also third! ps:第二更,还有第三更!
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