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#252: Has sacrificial paper money that the Saint monk signs


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The person who a Buddha square outside Suppressing Demons Temple courtyard wall, comes to worship the Saint monk are countless, has many in out for the monk who the Saint monk Protector, around the Wang Family juniors who similarly, sell the world bank paper money in circulation during the yuan also gathers round one group of rushing to purchase people. 镇魔寺院墙外的佛头广场,前来朝拜圣僧的人无数,在门外为圣僧护法的和尚也有不少,同样,售卖天地银行宝钞的王家子弟周围也围着一群抢购之人。 This is the sacrificial paper money that the Saint monk recognizes, is not where can buy. 这可是圣僧认定的冥币啊,不是哪里都能买得到的啊。 At this moment, the female, is spending and other wealth of volume world, bought a sacrificial paper money, at this moment during is being introduced by the Wang Family juniors. 此刻,就有一名女子,花着等额人间的钱财,买了一张冥币,此刻正在被王家子弟介绍之中。 This female is not others, is actually the third owner who the demon teaches, purple uncommon! 此女子不是旁人,却是魔教的第三堂主,紫不凡! Purple grabs the sacrificial paper money uncommonly, looks the strange color: This Wang Ke, but also really will make money? This thing, has a face to sell such expensively?” 紫不凡抓着冥币,面露古怪之色:“这王可,还真是会捞钱啊?这玩意,也有脸卖这么贵?” This miss, do not look down on the paper money in circulation during the yuan of this world bank, this is the Saint monk assigns, you look, the signature of here also Saint monk!” The Wang Family juniors who sell the sacrificial paper money are pointing in side. “这位姑娘,你可不要小瞧这份天地银行的宝钞,这可是圣僧指定的,你看,这里还有圣僧的签名!”售卖冥币的王家子弟在旁指着。 Saw, on this sacrificial paper money has a horizontal line. 就看到,这冥币上有着一条横线。 „Did this call the signature?” Purple gets angry uncommonly. “这叫签名?”紫不凡黑着脸。 Saint monk how many things, where had time writing one by one every day? He with one stroke of the pen, was a large quantities of paper money in circulation during the yuan signs name already to delay his time, you were part that in a radical the Saint monk signed!” That Wang Family juniors answered. “圣僧每日多少事情了啊,哪有功夫一笔一划的写字?他大笔一挥,为一大批宝钞签一个名字已经耽搁他时间了啊,你这是圣僧签名的一个笔画中的一部分!”那王家子弟解释道。 Purple gets angry uncommonly, you me, when the monkey does play? 紫不凡黑着脸,你把我当猴耍呢? Purple is just about to get angry uncommonly. 紫不凡正要发火。 Bang!” “嘭!” A fist, that Wang Family juniors knocks down suddenly loudly. 陡然一个拳头,轰然将那王家子弟打翻在地。 Purple uncommon: ............!” 紫不凡:“…………!” My this has not begun, who snatched in front of me? 我这还没动手呢,谁抢我前面了? Actually sees a tall and powerfully built guy, the face is red, a pair of handlebar particularly loses face. 却看到一个身材魁梧的大汉,面部赤红,一对八字胡分外现眼。 A handlebar guy foot steps on that Wang Family juniors in the under foot: fucking, I told you many times, I do not buy this ghost bank note, you also introduced. father asked you, that senior monk under this Buddha?” 八字胡大汉一脚将那王家子弟踩在脚下:“特么的,我跟你们说了多少次,我不买这鬼票子,你们还一个劲的介绍。老子问你们,这佛头下的那个老和尚呢?” Sir, Sir, you do not buy do not buy, why can hit the person?” Nearby Wang Family juniors go forward immediately. “大爷,大爷,您不买就不买啊,为什么要打人呢?”一旁王家子弟马上上前。 Rubbish with me, that monk under Buddha?” The handlebar guy stares to say. “别跟我废话,佛头下的那个和尚呢?”八字胡大汉瞪眼道。 What monk? A front big pile, you look! Your oneself look!” That Wang Family juniors are pointing at distant place one group of monks anxiously. “什么和尚啊?前面一大堆呢,你看!你自己去找啊!”那王家子弟焦急的指着远处一堆和尚。 Bah, is not they, they just came! I said that has been occupied by the monk under Buddha, your outdoor shops, before occupying him, rests in this position!” The handlebar guy stares to say. “呸,不是他们,他们是刚来的!我说的,是一直住在佛头下的和尚,你们这摊子,占了他以前睡在这的位置!”八字胡大汉瞪眼道。 What monk? We do not know!” The Wang Family juniors are bewildered. “什么和尚啊?我们不知道啊!”王家子弟一脸茫然。 Only knows that all day long deceives to eat to deceive to drink, eats the meat to drink, bold, shameless dreadful senior monk! Haven't you seen? fucking, cheats me, oneself play the trick here! Does!” The handlebar guy stares to say. “就是成天只知道骗吃骗喝,吃肉喝酒,没脸没皮,不要脸的猥琐老和尚!你们没看到?特么的,将我骗走,自己在这里玩幺蛾子!干!”八字胡大汉瞪眼道。 The person who all around encircles stares the big eye immediately. 四周围过来的人顿时瞪大眼睛。 Amitabha, this donor, my Buddhism not such Buddhist priest!” Monk in a square looked that cannot pass to open the mouth to say. “阿弥陀佛,这位施主,我佛门没有这样的僧人!”一个广场上的和尚看过不去开口道。 Obviously here creates a disturbance, already attracted everyone's idea. 显然这里打闹,已经吸引了大家的主意。 The handlebar guy stares that monk: „, Has your anything matter at the same time!” 八字胡大汉瞪了眼那和尚:“一边去,有你什么事啊!” Monk: ..................!” 那和尚:“………………!” Dissolute, place that the Saint monk entrance, you disturb can it be that?” Immediately also some monks called out. “放肆,圣僧门口,岂是你捣乱的地方?”顿时又有和尚叫道。 Suddenly, three monks dash, must also this place tranquility. 一时间,三个和尚直扑上去,要还此地一份宁静。 The handlebar guy does not care, is stepping on that Wang Family juniors, a fist. 八字胡大汉根本不在意,一脚踩着那王家子弟,哈了一下拳头。 Bang, bang and bang!” “轰、轰、轰!” Three monks were striked to fly by the guy of handlebar instantaneously, person of hit all around is off their feet. 三个和尚被八字胡的大汉瞬间打飞了出去,撞的四周之人一阵人仰马翻。 Senior Apprentice Brother, you how? You are Golden Core Realm!” 师兄,你怎么样?你可是金丹境啊!” Junior Apprentice Brother, how were you striked to fly?” 师弟,你怎么被打飞了?” This guy what background?” “这大汉什么来头?” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… During one group of people call out in alarm. 一群人惊叫之中。 The Wang Family juniors also discovery is a hard stubble, immediately called out: Senior forgives, we have not really seen that monk who you have said!” 王家子弟也发现是个硬茬,顿时叫道:“前辈恕罪,我们真没见过你说的那和尚啊!” Absurd, this old shameless monk, where also ran?” The handlebar guy is loose the foot. “岂有此理,这老不要脸的和尚,又跑哪里去了?”八字胡大汉这才松脚。 Obviously, the handlebar guy is not really must look for the Wang Family juniors' trouble, but is burning with impatience must look for the monk under Buddha. 显然,八字胡大汉并不是真的要找王家子弟的麻烦,而是心急如焚的要找佛头下的和尚。 Turns head, discovered the person who all around gathers round drew back very big distance completely, after all, no one wants to suffer the fist. Purple uncommon motionless, but also stands. 一扭头,发现四周围着的人全部退了很大一段距离,毕竟,谁也不想挨拳头。只有紫不凡一动不动,还站在旁边。 What looks at to look? Again look, digs your eyeball!” The handlebar guy to purple uncommon is staring. “看什么看?再看,将你眼珠子挖出来!”八字胡大汉对着紫不凡一瞪眼。 The purple uncommon eyelid jumped jumping, this, what thing is this? Digs my eyeball? Do you court death inadequately? 紫不凡眼皮跳了跳,这,这是个什么玩意?挖我眼珠子?你找死不成? Catches this causing trouble boy, do not harass the Saint monk to be quiet!” A monk who crawls from the ground stares to say. “将这个闹事的小子抓起来,别扰了圣僧清静!”一个从地上爬起来的和尚瞪眼道。 Good!” One group of monks said accordingly. “好!”一群和尚应声道。 Rumble!” “轰隆隆!” One group of monks threw, immediately makes the paper money in circulation during the yuan of Wang Family juniors spread a confusion. 一群和尚扑了过来,顿时让王家子弟的宝钞摊一阵混乱。 Be careful, that is the paper money in circulation during the yuan that the Saint monk signs, ah, you hit that to mix the ball to hit that to mix the ball, holds the bosom to do the paper money in circulation during the yuan secretly? Also comes back quickly, but also comes back!” “小心,那是圣僧签名的宝钞,啊呀,你们来打那混球就打那混球,偷偷将宝钞揣怀里干什么?快还回来,还回来!” Where the bastard?” “那混蛋哪去了?” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… All around confusion, the purple uncommon face pulled out pulling out, withdraws unceasingly. In the hand grabs a paper money in circulation during the yuan not to pay money. 四周一片混乱,紫不凡面部抽了抽,不断退后。手中抓着一张宝钞也没付钱。 --------- --------- In Suppressing Demons Temple! 镇魔寺内! Wang Ke and does not abstain from the monk to eat the roasted chicken wing in the room, suddenly before Wang Family juniors, your letter report. 王可和不戒和尚正在屋中吃着烤鸡翅膀,忽然一个王家子弟前来禀报。 What did you say? Can the big week king, come Suppressing Demons Temple? Does he do?” Did not abstain from the monk to stare startled to call out. “你说什么?大周大王,要来镇魔寺?他来干什么?”不戒和尚瞪眼惊叫道。 Outside many common people and monk come to worship itself, did not abstain from monk already to collapse, for fear that gave it away, daily hid in Suppressing Demons Temple does not come out. 外面多少百姓和和尚前来朝拜自己,不戒和尚已经要崩溃了,生怕穿帮了,天天躲在镇魔寺不出来。 This thinks that can hide a quietness, how many days this is quiet, can the big week king come? 本以为可以躲个清静,这才清静几天啊,大周大王要来了? Was the big week king came incessantly, the country masters also accompanied to come! Said that must pay a visit the Saint monk, grateful Saint monk to surpassing of big week dead spirit! Moreover, their already embarked from the royal palace, making one inform ahead of time, asking the Saint monk to greet!” That Wang Family juniors answered. “不止是大周大王来了,国师也陪同而来!说要拜见圣僧,感激圣僧对大周亡灵的超度!而且,他们已经从王宫出发了,让人提前来告知,请圣僧迎接的!”那王家子弟解释道。 Wang Ke and does not abstain from the monk to look at each other in blank dismay. 王可和不戒和尚面面相觑。 Now what to do?” Does not abstain from the monk to look to Wang Ke. “现在怎么办?”不戒和尚看向王可 Wang Ke also touches the head: This Zhou are king and country master, sick? I have not gone to provoke them, how did they look for trouble?” 王可也摸了摸脑袋:“这周王和国师,都有病吧?我又没去招惹他们,他们怎么又来找麻烦了?” Looks for trouble?” Does not abstain from the monk look tightly one. “找麻烦?”不戒和尚神色一紧。 „The previous time, not making you open the altar/jar to preach, this saying nothing coming, what doesn't suppress badly is being?” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “上次不就是吗,让你开坛讲经,这次一声不响的就过来,不是憋着坏是什么?”王可皱眉道。 „, Should say, made a sound, least ahead of time incoming telegram!” Does not abstain from the monk to look the strange say/way. “呃,应该说,响了一声,最少提前来报了!”不戒和尚面露古怪道。 Wang Ke stares not to abstain from the monk: Your where?” 王可瞪了眼不戒和尚:“你哪边的啊?” „Don't we see?” Does not abstain from the monk to look to Wang Ke. “那我们不见?”不戒和尚看向王可 Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” Others are the big week king, the entire big week is his, although you are the Saint monk, but, on a monk, deceives other monk , do you dare not to see? 人家是大周大王,整个大周都是他的,你虽然是圣僧,但,也就一个和尚,糊弄糊弄别的和尚也就罢了,你敢不见? Let alone, a also forcing group monster, strength dreadful country master! We close door not to see, won't be pounded Suppressing Demons Temple by them? 更何况,还有一个力压群妖,实力滔天的国师!我们闭门不见,不会被他们砸了镇魔寺啊? Tidies up, one side sees, sending them to walk quickly!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “收拾一下吧,见一面,打发他们快走!”王可沉声道 Good!” Does not abstain from the monk depressed scratched the corners of the mouth meat oil, nods. “好吧!”不戒和尚郁闷的擦了擦嘴角肉油,点了点头。 When two people discussed the countermeasure, outside the institute heard a creating an uproar sound suddenly. It seems anyone to fight general. 就在二人商量对策的时候,陡然院外传来一阵哄闹之声。好似什么人在打架一般。 Wang Ke stares: „Did country masters come? Did already hit? Such quickly?” 王可一愣:“国师来了?已经打起来了?这么快?” subordinate this has a look!” That Wang Family juniors had/left the Suppressing Demons Temple main hall immediately. 属下这就去看看!”那王家子弟马上出了镇魔寺大殿。 That Wang Family juniors run out of the courtyard wall of Suppressing Demons Temple yard, understood the general idea quickly, in a hurry however returns. 王家子弟冲出镇魔寺小院的院墙,很快了解了大概,匆匆而回。 Patriarch, has the guy of handlebar, causes trouble outside the institute, he......!” That Wang Family juniors reported anxiously are reporting, may tell only half, stopped suddenly. 家主,有个八字胡的大汉,在院外闹事,他……!”那王家子弟焦急的禀报着,可说到一半,戛然而止。 Because, by oneself, does not know that are when many a guy, really stares angrily looks at the Suppressing Demons Temple construction. Wang Ke stands in the Suppressing Demons Temple main hall mouth, is looking at the guy of this handlebar. 因为,在自己旁边,不知何时多出一名大汉,真瞪眼愤怒的看着镇魔寺建筑。王可站在镇魔寺大殿口,正看着这八字胡的大汉。 „Are you saying me?” The handlebar guy looks to that Wang Family juniors. “你是在说我吗?”八字胡大汉看向那王家子弟。 Gets down!” Wang Ke waves. “下去吧!”王可挥了挥手。 That Wang Family juniors draw back immediately accordingly. 王家子弟马上应声退下。 Wang Ke looks the handlebar guy who this such as the ghosts and demons come in generally, the complexion sinks, oneself this Suppressing Demons Temple, all around courtyard wall, but used simple formation, although cannot block the person, but, so long as some people come , can actually warn, finally, does formation before this handlebar guy, a point use also? 王可看着这身如鬼魅一般进来的八字胡大汉,脸色微沉,自己这镇魔寺,四周院墙,可是用了简易阵法啊,虽然挡不住人,但,只要有人进来,却可以示警的,结果,阵法在这八字胡大汉面前,一点用也没有? Nascent Origin Realm? 元婴境 The handlebar guy looks to front two people, the eye stares: Wang Ke, your big courage!” 八字胡大汉看向面前二人,眼睛一瞪:“王可,你好大的胆子!” „? Do you know me? This Sir, your which?” Wang Ke actually stares. “呃?你认识我?这位大爷,您哪位啊?”王可却是一愣。 „Did you say my which? To eat my fist?” The handlebar guy stretches out the right hand fist. “你说我哪位?想要吃我拳头吗?”八字胡大汉伸出右手拳头。 Sees that fist, the Wang Ke suddenly eye one brightly, on the face reveals the wild with joy color. 看到那个拳头,王可陡然眼睛一亮,脸上露出狂喜之色。 Palace lord? Haha, ha, I finally you and others! You may make me quite look!” Wang Ke reveals the wild with joy color immediately. “宫殿主?哈哈,哈哈哈,我终于将你等来了!你可让我好找啊!”王可顿时露出狂喜之色。 Own strategy was effective, really attracted palace Wei. 自己策略奏效了,果然将宫薇吸引过来了。 „Do you look for me?” The handlebar guy eyes stare, reveal puzzled. “你找我?”八字胡大汉眼睛一瞪,露出不解。 Wang Ke is actually walks up, looked at present the handlebar guy. 王可却是走上前去,看了看眼前八字胡大汉。 Palace lord, your disguise time, but also was really, I had not recognized a moment ago!” Wang Ke goes forward to pinch the camouflage of handlebar guy. “宫殿主,你的易容功夫,还真是了得啊,我刚才都没认出来!”王可上前要捏捏八字胡大汉的伪装。 „!” “啪!” „Does young animal, the hand also dare to paw? Chopped your hand!” The handlebar guy eyes stare. “小崽子,手也敢乱摸?剁了你的手!”八字胡大汉眼睛一瞪。 Haha, was excited, was excited, the palace main should not be offended!” Wang Ke said with a smile immediately. “哈哈,激动了,激动了,宫殿主不要见怪!”王可顿时笑道。 Snort, is this place, you make? Suppressing Demons Temple? Unexpectedly according to the Suppressing Demons Temple construction of my master? also, direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Bah, how you have the facial skin propaganda? The old ladies I outside the thousand li (500 km), see the propaganda pamphlet page, feels shameless aura to head on!” Palace Wei stares to scold. “哼,这地方,是你弄的?镇魔寺?居然照着我相公的镇魔寺建造的?还有,地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子?呸,你怎么有着脸皮宣传的啊?老娘我在千里之外,看到宣传单页,就感受到一股不要脸的气息扑面而来!”宫薇瞪眼骂道。 Haha, this to not see one side you! You came, good! The Saint monk did not use finally with trepidation!” Wang Ke said with a smile immediately. “哈哈,这还不是为了见你一面嘛!你来了,太好了!圣僧也终于不用提心吊胆了!”王可顿时笑道。 Saint monk? Where is the Saint monk at? Do you propagandize my master unexpectedly are the Saint monk? Has you to boast? Shows, the person who pretends to be my master me, what appearance!” Palace Wei stares to say. “圣僧?圣僧在哪呢?你居然宣传我相公是圣僧?有你这么吹牛的吗?给我看看,冒充我相公的人,到底什么样子!”宫薇瞪眼道。 Well? The Saint monk also came out with me a moment ago together, how to retract Suppressing Demons Temple?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “咦?刚才圣僧还跟我一起出来的,怎么又缩回镇魔寺了?”王可惊愕道。 Palace Wei revealed the doubts, the steps strided in the Suppressing Demons Temple main hall directly. Enters, really saw that the Saint monk sits above the rush cushion, seeming is ordinary in the sutras. 宫薇露出疑惑,踏步直接跨入了镇魔寺大殿。一入其中,果然看到圣僧坐在蒲团之上,好似在诵经一般。 Yo, this what thing?” Creepy feeling that palace Wei frightens immediately, retrocedes one step. “啊呦,这什么个玩意?”宫薇顿时吓的头皮发麻,后退一步。 Obviously, the face that Saint monk that disfigures one's face with huge crowds of people, frightened palace Wei. 显然,圣僧那里三层外三层毁容的脸,将宫薇吓到了。 This is the Saint monk! Was lucky him, I can find you!” Wang Ke answered. “这位就是圣僧!多亏了他,我才能找到你!”王可解释道。 You such thing that from where does look for? Do you want to scare to death?” Palace Wei staring astonished say/way. “你从哪找来的这么个玩意?你要将人吓死吗?”宫薇瞪眼惊愕道。 Amitabha!” The Saint monk holds their palms together, did not speak. “阿弥陀佛!”圣僧双手合十,并不说话。 Wang Ke with astonishment said: Does not abstain from the monk, your forehead broke into sweat, you how?” 王可却惊愕道:“不戒和尚,你额头冒冷汗了,你怎么了?” Does not abstain from the monk complexion stiffly one: Palace donor, does not see for a long time!” 不戒和尚脸色一僵:“宫施主,好久不见!” Palace Wei: ..................!” 宫薇:“………………!” Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” What situation? Doesn't abstain from the monk to know palace Wei? This is unreasonable! 什么情况?不戒和尚认识宫薇?这没道理啊! „Are you? Doesn't abstain?” Palace Wei is puzzled. “你是?不戒?”宫薇一脸不解。 Palace Wei smelled the smell, the look moved: Meat taste? Did you eat the meat? Does the monk eat the meat? Are you that shameless fake monk? Doesn't abstain from the monk?” 宫薇嗅了嗅气味,神色一动:“肉味?你吃肉了?和尚吃肉?你是那不要脸的假和尚?不戒和尚?” „Do you also really know?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “你们还真认识啊?”王可惊愕道。 One is the Nascent Origin Realm big shot, one is the mortal monk, how possibly to know? Right, no wonder did not abstain from the monk to see that a moment ago palace Wei did return to the main hall on the tone? 一个是元婴境大佬,一个是凡人和尚,怎么可能认识?对了,难怪刚才不戒和尚看到宫薇就调头回大殿了? Does not abstain, does not abstain, your face? How to turn into this appearance?” Palace Wei astonished say/way. “不戒啊,不戒,你的脸?怎么变成这模样了?”宫薇惊愕道。 Amitabha, is Donor Wang Ke helps my disguise!” Does not abstain from the monk to fling the pot say/way immediately. “阿弥陀佛,是王可施主帮我易容的!”不戒和尚马上甩锅道。 Palace Wei looks to Wang Ke: Your disguise is really ruthless, gives on his face to sprinkle the poisonous acid? My this disguise many years, have not recognized!” 宫薇看向王可:“你易容还真狠啊,给他脸上泼毒酸?我这易容多年,都差点没认出来!” You, if likes? My this also material, you can also try!” Wang Ke said with a smile dry/does. “你要是喜欢?我这还有一点材料,你也可以试试!”王可干笑道。 Palace Wei complexion one stiff: My fucking mental illness, easy to accommodate, serves a need to sprinkle the poisonous acid toward own face on?” 宫薇脸色一僵:“我特么神经病啊,易个容而已,用得着往自己脸上泼毒酸吗?” ps: Second, also third! ps:第二更,还有第三更!
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