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#251: What matter closes my Wang Ke?


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Zhou Jing, Suppressing Demons Temple! Main shrine! 周京,镇魔寺!主殿! Main shrine roof already fixed, in the palace only then Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao, do not abstain from the monk three people. 主殿屋顶已经修好了,殿中只有王可张正道、不戒和尚三人。 The person who Wang Ke, outside comes to worship were getting more and more! My this Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple status, was believed by more and more people, now can do?” Does not abstain from a monk face to be anxious. 王可,外面前来朝拜的人越来越多了!我这地藏王菩萨弟子的身份,被越来越多人相信了,现在可如何是好啊?”不戒和尚一脸焦急。 Relax, this is the good deed! Explained that your influence was getting bigger and bigger, the person who before only then I arranged propagandized to pack you, now, the increasing number of people helped you blow!” The Wang Ke comfort said. “放心,这是好事啊!说明你的影响力越来越大了,以前只有我安排的人宣传包装你,现在,越来越多的人帮你吹了啊!”王可安慰道。 But is this useful? One day can give it away!” Does not abstain from the monk anxious say/way. “可这有什么用?总有一天会穿帮的啊!”不戒和尚焦急道。 Was quick, was quick, you look, this short time, attracted several waves of acquaintances, showed, comes to the person who attracting me must find, already was not far! When she, as soon as arrives, was all right!” The Wang Ke comfort said. “快了,快了,你看,这短短时间,就吸引来几波熟人了,说明,离吸引我要找的人过来,已经不远了!等她一到,就没事了!”王可安慰道。 What was all right? Wang Ke, does not abstain from the monk to ask how you end finally, did not ask your palace Wei's matter!” Zhang Zhengdao asked in side. “什么叫没事了啊?王可,不戒和尚问你最后怎么收场,不是问你宫薇的事情!”张正道在旁问道。 The one side does not abstain from the monk to go all out to nod, yes, how to end! 一旁不戒和尚拼命点头,是啊,怎么收场啊! Wang Ke stares: What ends? At the appointed time I can leave!” 王可一愣:“什么收场?到时我就可以离开了啊!” Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” „Do you leave? That pretends the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple matter, what to do?” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “你离开?那假冒地藏王菩萨弟子的事情,怎么办?”张正道瞪眼道。 „It is not I pretends disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva! You asked that I to do what? What matter closes my?” Wang Ke stares to say. “又不是我假冒地藏王菩萨的弟子!你问我干什么?关我什么事啊?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” The lying trough, this series of things, don't you do? You patted, left me the mess? How you have a face to say. 卧槽,这一系列事情,不都你做的?你拍拍屁股走人了,将烂摊子留给我?你怎么有脸说出来的啊。 Zhang Zhengdao also stares the big eye: Wang Ke, the after disciple event of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva gives it away, you ought to be involved? After all, your entire journey participation, how you argued at the appointed time!” 张正道也瞪大眼睛:“王可,地藏王菩萨的弟子事件穿帮以后,你总该受牵连的吧?毕竟,你全程参与的,到时你如何辩解!” „Does argument do? I was also deceived, I am also a victim! Closes my anything matter!” Wang Ke stares to say. “辩解干什么?我也是被骗了,我也是受害者!关我什么事啊!”王可瞪眼道。 Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” Your his mother, to can push clean! Are you also a victim? Your such shameless? 你他娘的,到是会推的一干二净啊!你也是受害者?你怎么这么不要脸的呢? I am not dry, finally I alone take the rap, I am not dry!” Does not abstain from the monk to tremble to say immediately. “那我不干了,最后我一个人背黑锅,我不干了!”不戒和尚顿时一哆嗦道。 Does not abstain from the monk, we signed! Do you want to break a contract to compensate me?” Wang Ke stares to look that to does not abstain from the monk. “不戒和尚,我们签约了的啊!你想违约赔偿我?”王可瞪眼看向不戒和尚。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” Sins, how I come across such disaster, compensation? How do I compensate? The old buddhist monks are rich, but also asks you to solicit money? fucking, hits the wild goose all day long, was pecked the eye by the bird eventually! 造孽啊,我怎么遇到这么个祸害啊,赔偿?我怎么赔偿啊?老衲要有钱,还来找你们化缘?特么,终日打雁,终究被鸟啄了眼睛啊! Does not abstain from the monk, do not fear, what you do fear? No one knows you! Then, I give you smallpox smallpox on the face to disappear, who knows that you are the Saint monk!” The Wang Ke comfort said. “不戒和尚,你不要怕,你怕什么呢?谁也不知道你啊!回头,我给你将脸上痘痘一消,谁知道你是圣僧啊!”王可安慰道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” Relax, my Wang Ke works, is watertight! Then let abstain from the color Grandmaster to take the rap was good, closed/pass our trifling thing?” The Wang Ke comfort said. “放心,我王可做事,滴水不漏!回头让戒色大师背黑锅就行了,关我们屁事?”王可安慰道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” fucking, you have planned, making that abstention color Grandmaster be a scapegoat? That abstention color Grandmaster was also but actually eight lifetime blood mildew! The people sit in home, outside the thousand li (500 km) takes the rap? 特么,你早就算计好了吧,让那戒色大师背锅?那戒色大师也是倒了八辈子血霉了!人在家中坐,千里之外背黑锅? Felt relieved, quick on the past, you were conceivable, before a wine and meat monk who mixed to eat to mix to drink, where can respect with the present ten thousand people compares? Outside these people, in order to buys your genuine signature sacrificial paper money, now goes crazy waiting! Sacrificial paper money that you sign now, should not be too valuable!” The Wang Ke comfort said. “放宽心,很快就过去了,你可以想象啊,以前一个混吃混喝的酒肉和尚,哪能和现在万人敬仰比?外面的那些人,为了能买到一张你的亲笔签名冥币,现在都发疯了的等待!你现在签名的冥币,不要太值钱啊!”王可安慰道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” My fucking thank you, making the sacrificial paper money that I sign so popular! 特么谢谢你,让我签名的冥币那么受欢迎! Right, Zhang Zhengdao, I made your previous topping go against the clouds to fly, hasn't seen the person?” Wang Ke asked to Zhang Zhengdao. “对了,张正道,我让你先前去头顶云端飞一圈,没有看到人?”王可问向张正道 What person? No! I looked for many!” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “什么人?没有啊!我都找了好多圈了!”张正道好奇道。 Is Murong Luguang!” Wang Ke asked. “就是慕容绿光啊!”王可问道。 Murong Luguang? But he now Nascent Origin Realm, do you make me go to look for him? You did not fear that he cut me!” Zhang Zhengdao was startled to call out. 慕容绿光?他现在可是元婴境啊,你让我进去找他?你不怕他斩了我啊!”张正道惊叫道。 All right, your escaping time one certainly, I believe your ability!” Wang Ke shakes the head. “没事,你逃跑功夫一绝,我相信你的能力!”王可摇了摇头。 Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” The key, I do not believe my ability! You are make me bring death! 关键,我不相信我的能力啊!你这是让我去送死啊! Doesn't have Murong Luguang? Should not!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “没有慕容绿光?不应该啊!”王可皱眉道。 Others are Nascent Origin Realm, he wants to hide from me, how couldn't I possibly find?” Zhang Zhengdao solemnly said. “人家是元婴境,他想躲着我,我怎么可能找得到?”张正道沉声道 In other words, Murong Luguang likely also in top of the head?” The Wang Ke complexion sinks. “也就是说,慕容绿光很可能还在头顶上?”王可脸色一沉。 „Does his mental illness, defend above us daily? Wang Ke, do you make a mistake?” Zhang Zhengdao knits the brows to say. “他神经病啊,天天守在我们头上?王可,你有没有弄错啊?”张正道皱眉道。 Murong Luguang that this was haunted by the ghost mistakenly!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “错不了,这阴魂不散的慕容绿光!”王可皱眉道。 „Were we stare by Murong Luguang? That present what to do?” Zhang Zhengdao is worried to say. “我们算是被慕容绿光盯上了?那现在怎么办?”张正道担心道。 Incessantly is Murong Luguang, Nie Tianba that also you said! Does this old boy also dare to ask me to trouble? Unexpectedly also leads one group of people to come? fucking, what good thing here has, can he come secretly? Also wants to ask me to ask for money? Has a dream, to the money of my pocket, but also wants to snatch?” The Wang Ke eye stares. “不止是慕容绿光,还有你说的聂天霸!这老小子也还敢来找我麻烦?居然还带着一群人来?特么的,我这里有什么好东西啊,他要偷偷过来?难道还想找我要钱?做梦吧,到我口袋的钱,还想抢回去?”王可眼睛一瞪。 Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” You still remember that with the Nie Tianba money, I thinks you forgot! 你还记得拿了聂天霸的钱啊,我都以为你忘了呢! „It is not good, this way, I have not waited till palace Wei, can have the trick, cannot sit waiting for death!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “不行,这样下去,我没等到宫薇,就又会出幺蛾子了,不能坐以待毙!”王可沉声道 How to sit waiting for death? Nie Tianba does not know where ran went, Murong Luguang Nascent Origin Realm, can you do?” Zhang Zhengdao disdains to say. “怎么不坐以待毙?聂天霸都不知跑哪去了,慕容绿光元婴境,你能干啥?”张正道不屑道。 Asked their guardians to come!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “叫他们的家长来!”王可沉声道 „?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “啊?”张正道茫然道。 You go to the Divine Dragon island immediately, goes to call Nie Qingqing, Murong Luguang is her apprentice, Nie Tianba is her great nephew, fucking, daily cannot pass with me, Nie shouldn't Qingqing manage one? Also to work peacefully!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你立刻去神龙岛,去将聂青青叫来,慕容绿光是她徒弟,聂天霸是她侄孙,特么的,天天跟我过不去,聂青青不该管一管吗?还让不让人安安静静的做点事了!”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk face a twitch, did your call peaceful working? fucking, week Kyoto almost threw off by you. 不戒和尚脸上一阵抽动,你这叫安安静静的做点事?特么,周京都差点被你掀翻咯。 Wang Ke, do you make me go to the Divine Dragon island? You want me to assign/life, above is the demon teaches disciple, I went to court death!” Zhang Zhengdao was startled to call out. 王可,你让我去神龙岛?你要我命啊,上面全是魔教弟子,我去了找死啊!”张正道惊叫道。 Like this, you do not use the Divine Dragon island, you go to No. 2 god king building, looks for child Anan! I write to you, you make him take to Nie Qingqing, must as soon as possible!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “这样,你不用去神龙岛,你去二号神王大厦,找童安安!我写封信给你,你让他带给聂青青,务必尽快!”王可沉声道 This also almost!” Zhang Zhengdao nods. “这还差不多!”张正道点了点头。 Then, Zhang Zhengdao went out to help Wang Ke look to rescue, but Wang Ke, did not abstain from the monk to continue to open the travel of Saint monk, the person who outside Suppressing Demons Temple came to worship were getting more and more. 就这样,张正道出去帮王可找救援了,而王可、不戒和尚继续开启圣僧之旅,以至于镇魔寺外前来朝拜的人越来越多。 ------------ ------------ Lotus flower blood hole, in a hall. 莲花血窟,一个大厅之中。 Blood robe old ancestors and mouse king on Hear two throne ten blood robe people and one flock of mice reported that is reporting the unfavorable situation of this Suppressing Demons Temple. 两个宝座上的血袍老祖和鼠王听着十个血袍人和一群老鼠禀报着此次镇魔寺的失利。 Nearby Nie Tianba falls down, the obvious person carried being unjustly discredited, punished whipped, this moment face grief and indignation looks the blood robe person who that ten have not received punishment, the full mouth vulgar language could not say. 一旁聂天霸瘫倒在地,显然一个人背下了黑锅,被惩罚的鞭打了一顿,此刻一脸悲愤的看着那十个没受刑的血袍人,满口污言秽语说不出。 „The Saint monk is fake? The gate of so-called hell, the malicious ghost shouted miserably, was you shouts? Did you coordinate them to perform in a play in the past?” Mouse king solemnly said. “这么说,圣僧是假的?所谓地狱之门,恶鬼惨呼,是你们喊出来的?你们过去配合他们演了一场戏?”鼠王沉声道 Is Nie Tianba, he pinches the accurate time, does not close our matters!” A blood robe person called out immediately. “都是聂天霸,他掐准的时间,不关我们的事!”一个血袍人顿时叫道。 Yes, yes!” One group of blood robe people nod to say. “就是,就是!”一群血袍人都点头道。 I......!” Nie Tianba is hard to explain. “我……!”聂天霸有口难辩。 That scourge what's the matter? Also is the Nie Tianba preparation? Cut to injure Nascent Origin Realm? Does he have this skill?” Mouse king cold shouted. “那天谴是怎么回事?也是聂天霸准备的啊?斩伤了一个元婴境?他有这本事吗?”鼠王冷喝道。 I, we do not know!” One group of blood robe people lower the head immediately. “我,我们不知道!”一群血袍人顿时低下了头。 How do you see?” The mouse king looks to the one side blood robe old ancestor. “你怎么看?”鼠王看向一旁血袍老祖。 The blood robe old ancestor hesitated the moment: „Is that Saint monk disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, is actually to me unimportant!” 血袍老祖沉吟了片刻:“那圣僧到底是不是地藏王菩萨的弟子,其实对我来说都不重要!” To be how unimportant? He abstains from the color! Very possibly is lost recalled the lust day! We do not take advantage that does the lust day is at this moment weak, its hold, presses for an answer Fubao to fall?” Mouse king solemnly said. “怎么就不重要了?他可是戒色!很可能是失忆了的色欲天啊!我们不是要趁色欲天此刻虚弱,将其抓住,逼问佛宝下落吗?”鼠王沉声道 Fubao? Perhaps on the big week royal family juniors, is not at the lust day!” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “佛宝?恐怕在大周王室子弟身上,并不在色欲天身上!”血袍老祖沉声道 „? How do you know?” Mouse king Jingya said. “哦?你怎么知道?”鼠王惊讶道。 We do not catch the big week royal family juniors? Finally was blocked by the country masters! The country masters roll up daily in the royal palace, just like the turtle, making us not know the proper way!” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “我们不是一直要抓大周王室子弟吗?结果被国师拦了下来!国师天天蜷缩在王宫,犹如缩头乌龟,让我们不得其法!”血袍老祖沉声道 „Is your meaning?” Mouse king Yihuo said. “你的意思是?”鼠王疑惑道。 I had the means to make the country masters come out! We quite take the opportunity, the big week royal family juniors, abducts completely!” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “我有办法让国师出来了!我们好借机,将大周王室子弟,全部掳走!”血袍老祖沉声道 „?” “哦?” -------------- -------------- Big week royal palace! 大周王宫! Authenticity that as the increasing number of people believe the Saint monk , the increasing number of people go to worship. Similarly, in big week royal palace, welcomed a wave of conflict. 随着越来越多的人相信圣僧的真实性,也越来越多的人前往朝拜。同样,在大周王宫之中,也迎来了一波争端。 One group of monks, sit cross-legged outside the country master main hall. 一群和尚,盘坐在国师大殿之外。 At this moment, big Zhou Guoshi, a golden frock, goes out of the main hall slowly. 此刻,大周国师,一身金色的僧袍,缓缓走出大殿。 The country master appearance is quite dignified, from top to bottom is passing high-rank aura. At this moment crazily should the calm country master, actually the eyelid jump looks at this group of monks. 国师容貌颇为威严,从上到下透着一股上位者气息。本该气定神闲的国师,此刻却眼皮狂跳的看着这群和尚。 Initially, was you questioned that Saint monk was pretends, requested its master saw through him, its master does not want to go, helping you invite a king imperial decree, making that Saint monk open the altar/jar to preach! What's wrong, did you blame to come to my head?” Country master solemnly said. “当初,是你们质疑那圣僧是假冒的,来请求本国师拆穿他,本国师不想前去,帮你们请了一道大王圣旨,让那圣僧开坛讲经!怎么,你们又怪到我的头上来了?”国师沉声道 Is monk solemnly said: I and others misunderstood the Saint monk, slandered the Saint monk, from working as guilty, and already apologized to the Saint monk, I and others stays and defends one's post Suppressing Demons Temple, protected the law for the Saint monk! I and other already apologized to the Bodhisattva, to is you, country master! You are the chief criminal, don't you have a guilty conscience?” 为首一个和尚沉声道:“我等误会圣僧,诬蔑圣僧,自当有罪,并且已经向圣僧请罪了,我等更是坐守镇魔寺,为圣僧护法!我等已经向菩萨请罪了,到是你,国师!你可是罪魁祸首,你就没有一点负罪感吗?” Country master: ..................!” 国师:“………………!” Amitabha, the country master, I know your coming from blood temple, even if your coming from blood temple, you cannot the dashing Bodhisattva! This poor monk advised politely you, immediately the going blood temple, apologized to the Saint monk, asking the Saint monk to forgive your rash!” “阿弥陀佛,国师,我知道你来自度血寺,可就算你来自度血寺,你也不能冲撞菩萨啊!贫僧奉劝你,马上前往度血寺,向圣僧请罪,请圣僧原谅你的莽撞!” Good, the country master, you are also Buddhism disciple, the Bodhisattva dispatch disciple to come rescue world, you use the power of dynasty unexpectedly, the good one's own selfish interests, do you have what appearance to cultivate/repair to chant scripture again? You should the whereabouts Saint monk apologize!” “不错,国师,你也是佛门弟子,菩萨派遣弟子前来救难世间,你居然动用王朝之权,行一己之私,你有何面目再修佛念经?你该去向圣僧请罪!” Country master, you apologizes now, the mind/bosom of Saint monk, will definitely not feel embarrassed your!” “国师,您现在去请罪,圣僧的胸怀,肯定不会为难你的!” Country master, we, you are about the whereabouts Saint monk to apologize for your own good!” “国师,我们也是为你好,你还是快去向圣僧请罪吧!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… One group of monks urged the country master whereabouts Saint monk to admit mistakes one after another, listened country master face twitched, before, you were not this attitude, one by one asked me to cope with the Saint monk, this how many days? Did your heads shatter? Unexpectedly makes me go to the Saint monk to admit mistakes? 一群和尚轮番劝着国师去向圣僧认错,听的国师面部一阵抽搐,之前,你们不是这个态度啊,一个个求着我去对付圣僧,这才几天啊?你们脑袋都坏掉了?居然让我去向圣僧低头认错? I am greatly Zhou Guoshi! Don't you know my coming from blood temple? I rescued the big week dynasty! You make me go with one not to know the wild monk who where comes does admit mistakes? Don't I attach great importance to face-saving? 我可是大周国师啊!你们不知道我来自度血寺吗?我可是救了大周王朝啊!你们让我去跟一个不知哪来的野和尚低头认错?我不要面子啊? ps: First! ps:第一更!
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