IDK :: Volume #3

#250: Do you take the rap?


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disciple pays a visit the Saint monk, disciple is ignorant, does not know the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, previously were many to offend, asking the monk Saint to forgive!” Under monk respectful doing obeisance. 弟子拜见圣僧,弟子愚昧,不识大乘佛法,先前多有得罪,请僧圣恕罪!”一个和尚恭敬的拜下。 Asked the Saint monk to forgive!” One group of monks did obeisance completely. “请圣僧恕罪!”一群和尚全部拜了下来。 Wang Ke and Saint monk is staring to look together to this group of monks. 王可、圣僧一起瞪着眼睛看向这群和尚。 fucking, we wanted to deceive the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine to be good, did you really believe? This makes us unexpected! 特么,我们只是想要将大乘佛法糊弄过去就行了,你们怎么真的就相信了呢?这让我们猝不及防啊! The Saint monk has not spoken, looks to Wang Ke, how now to make? How to develop? 圣僧没有说话,看向王可,现在咋弄啊?怎么演啊? Wang Ke deeply inspired, gave a Saint monk reassurance look, fucking, the most difficult link passed, what now also fears? 王可深吸口气,给了圣僧一个放心的眼神,特么,最难的环节都过去了,现在还怕啥? Now what is main is that side Zhang Zhengdao, should stop! 现在最主要的还是张正道那边,该喊停了啊! „!” “咳咳!” Wang Ke coughed two. 王可咳了两声。 But, under pitiful yell sound as before unceasingly. 但,下方惨叫声依旧不断。 How the Saint monk does not know develops, can only sit there pretends anything not to know. 圣僧不知道怎么演,只能坐在那里装作什么都不知道。 The Wang Ke complexion sinks, this is Zhang Zhengdao, so how innocent? Should stop, I knew your ventriloquism, but, cannot develop now. One group of monks are also staring, now what to do? 王可脸色一沉,这张正道,怎么这么不懂事啊?该停了啊,我知道你口技了得,可,现在不能演了啊。一群和尚还盯着呢,现在怎么办? Grandmaster, the Saint monk is closing about the gate of hell at this moment, not convenient spoke to you, if you had a mind, accompanied the Saint monk to chant sutras together, to build the Buddhist doctrine environment that a Buddha sound surrounded to the Saint monk, was good to facilitate the Saint monk to concentrate on the gate of closure hell to be good?” Wang Ke looks to a monk. “诸位大师,圣僧此刻正在关合地狱之门,不方便对你们发话,你们若是有心,陪同圣僧一起诵经,以营造一个佛音环绕的佛法环境给圣僧,好方便圣僧专注关闭地狱之门可好?”王可看向一众和尚。 Amitabha, Donor Wang Ke, says is extremely! I and others read aloud the vajracchedika-sutra together, to help Saint monk!” A monk opens the mouth. “阿弥陀佛,王可施主,所言极是!我等就一起诵金刚经,以助圣僧!”一个和尚开口。 Immediately, all monks all sat. 顿时,所有和尚全部坐了下来。 In a flash, the Buddha sound rises from all directions, almost all monks participated. 一瞬间,佛音四起,几乎所有和尚都参与了进来。 Wang Ke also stares, are this group of monks, now so good to speak? In the past few days making an all-out effort of that share of angry glare diamond? 王可也是一愣,这群和尚,现在都这么好说话了?前些天那股怒目金刚的狠劲呢? The Buddha sound rises from all directions, the innumerable common people are also pressing the fear in heart, when escapes, returns during quietly looks. 佛音四起,无数百姓也压着心中的恐惧,逃跑之余,也悄悄回看之中。 , The underground pitiful yell sound stopped gradually slowly. 渐渐的,地下惨叫声缓缓停了。 Wang Ke eye one bright, Zhang Zhengdao is really sensible, finally no longer shouted. 王可眼睛一亮,张正道果然懂事,终于不再喊了。 One group of monks chanted sutras, listening to the pitiful yell sound to disappear, one by one with having glory, seemed the gate of this closure hell, there is a merit to be the same, sutras was louder. 一群和尚诵经,听着惨叫声消失,一个个与有荣焉,好似这关闭地狱之门,也有自己一份功劳一般,诵经的更加大声了。 Wang Ke turns head to look to the Saint monk, the Saint monk sees the nod of Wang Ke, knows that should end. 王可扭头看向圣僧,圣僧看到王可的点头,知道该收场了。 Amitabha!” The Saint monk opens the mouth suddenly. “阿弥陀佛!”圣僧忽然开口。 In a flash, all monks stopped the sutras completely. 一瞬间,所有和尚全部停下了诵经。 Many thanks helps this poor monk, today's opening altar/jar preaches, ended, this poor monk must surpass a dead spirit, Amitabha!” The Saint monk opens the mouth to say. “多谢诸位助贫僧,今日的开坛讲经,到此结束,贫僧还需超度一番亡灵,阿弥陀佛!”圣僧开口道。 Was Saint monk this starts to catch up with the person? 圣僧这是开始赶人了? The Saint monk at this moment, unlike the previous Saint monk naturally, this moment Saint monk a few words, to a monk, actually just like the imperial decree to be common, unmanned disobedient. 此刻的圣僧,与先前的圣僧自然不一样,此刻圣僧一句话,对一众和尚来说,却犹如圣旨一般,无人忤逆。 Amitabha! Had Lao Shengseng, I and others asked to be excused!” A monk sets out, respectful ritual. “阿弥陀佛!有劳圣僧了,我等告退!”一众和尚起身,恭敬一礼。 Not slightly loathsome, one group of monks started to go out one after another. 没有丝毫拖泥带水,一群和尚开始陆续出去了。 At this moment, Immortal Sect disciple suddenly complexion changes: „The face of Saint monk, the face of Saint monk how......!” 就在此刻,一个仙门弟子陡然脸色一变:“圣僧的脸,圣僧的脸怎么……!” On the face of Saint monk, is the smallpox smallpox, moreover with huge crowds of people, looks at one scary that. 圣僧的脸上,全是痘痘啊,而且还是里三层外三层,看一眼都吓死人的那种。 Previously the Suppressing Demons Temple also roof, the interior can also cover up darkly, now the roof does not have, naturally some people saw. 先前镇魔寺还有屋顶,内部幽暗还能遮掩,现在屋顶都没了,自然有人看到了。 Saint monk by the body of mortal, was collector of the world being driven to death after suffering an injustice resentful spirit, oneself received the ghost air/Qi to eclipse, causing the face to be damaged, this was not ugly, was the mercy, the mercy! Does not do to slander the Saint monk!” A monk stares to get angry said. “圣僧以凡人之躯,收罗天下枉死怨灵,自身受鬼气所蚀,导致面部受创,此非丑陋,乃是慈悲,慈悲之相!休要诬蔑圣僧!”一个和尚瞪眼怒道。 My Buddha mercy, Saint monk mercy! Does not hesitate to lose oneself body, must cross being driven to death after suffering an injustice resentful spirit, Amitabha! The model of our generation!” One group of monks open the mouth to explain. “我佛慈悲,圣僧慈悲!不惜损耗己身,也要渡化枉死怨灵,阿弥陀佛!我辈之楷模!”一群和尚开口解释。 Nearby Wang Ke and Saint monk stares the big eye, this, didn't this want us to blow? Did you help the Saint monk blow? On the Saint monk face spread the allergic medicine, how you think? 一旁王可和圣僧瞪大眼睛,这,这都不要我们吹了?你们都帮圣僧吹好了?圣僧脸上只是涂了过敏药而已,你们咋想的啊? Under berating of one group of monks, immediately, numerous Immortal Sect disciple feeling relaxed, one by one did obeisance toward the Saint monk respectfully, leading all common people to go out. 在一群和尚的喝斥下,顿时,众仙门弟子‘释然’了,一个个朝着圣僧恭敬一拜,带着所有百姓出去了。 At this moment, the Saint monk also important matter, cannot disturb the Saint monk! 此刻,圣僧还有要事,可不能打扰了圣僧! Immediately, the person in Suppressing Demons Temple courtyard wall walks. One group of monks had/left the courtyard wall, has not left, but sits in a circle outside the Suppressing Demons Temple courtyard wall, recited the scrip­tures, protected the law for the Saint monk, did not make the bystander approach. 顿时,镇魔寺院墙里的人走之一空。一群和尚出了院墙,并没有离开,而是围坐在镇魔寺院墙外,口诵经文,为圣僧护法,不让外人靠近。 The front door closes, Wang Ke and Saint monk look at each other in blank dismay. 大门关上,王可和圣僧面面相觑。 Wang Ke, we play was a little big?” The Saint monk looks at a loss to Wang Ke. 王可,我们是不是玩的有点大了?”圣僧茫然的看向王可 I, I don't know either!” Wang Ke looks the strange color. “我,我也不知道啊!”王可面露古怪之色。 „The gate of hell opens, the anger of Bodhisattva, the scourge arrives, does Sky Sword cause heavy losses to Nascent Origin Realm? This, how do I have to plant in the feeling of having a dream?” The Saint monk looks the strange color. “地狱之门打开,菩萨之怒,天谴降临,天剑重创元婴境?这,我怎么有种在做梦的感觉?”圣僧面露古怪之色。 Wang Ke looked at the sky clouds, although did not know previously what's the matter, but Wang Ke knows was false, above definitely had the person, the field is really shouting Murong Luguang, was Murong Luguang hides in cloud inside? 王可看了看天空云朵,虽然不知道先前怎么回事,但王可知道都是假的啊,上面肯定有人,田真喊着慕容绿光,难道是慕容绿光躲在云里? As for the gate of hell, that talked nonsense, clearly was the Zhang Zhengdao ventriloquism. 至于地狱之门,那更扯淡了,分明是张正道口技了得啊。 First shouted that Zhang Zhengdao comes up!” Wang Ke opened the mechanism/organization immediately. “先喊张正道上来!”王可顿时打开了机关。 Zhang Zhengdao, you come out!” The Saint monk's is shouting to mechanism/organization under mausoleum chamber. 张正道,你出来啊!”圣僧对着机关下的地宫喊着。 I, I, !” Under comes out the Zhang Zhengdao weak sound. “我,我,噗!”下方出来张正道的虚弱之声。 What's wrong?” The Wang Ke complexion changes, jumps down the mausoleum chamber. “怎么了?”王可脸色一变,跳下地宫。 Immediately during sees Zhang Zhengdao to grab the lightning god whip, the whole body twitches. In the mouth is spurting the white froth. 顿时看到张正道抓着闪电神鞭,浑身抽搐之中。口中更是喷着白沫子。 „Are you?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “你这是?”王可惊愕道。 I must be electrocuted, this thing leakage!” The Zhang Zhengdao grief and indignation said. “我都要被电死了,这玩意漏电!”张正道悲愤道。 I know that the leakage was not first day, the key, did you use the lightning god whip to do? You did not perform the ventriloquism a moment ago?” Wang Ke puzzled say/way. “我知道啊,漏电又不是第一天了,关键,你用闪电神鞭干嘛?你刚才不是表演口技的吗?”王可不解道。 What ventriloquism?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “什么口技?”张正道茫然道。 Wang Ke: ............!” 王可:“…………!” Saint monk: ............!” 圣僧:“…………!” Pursues quickly, Nie Tianba was rescued by one flock of mice, their one group of people, were saved completely by the mouse!” Zhang Zhengdao anxious say/way. “快追,聂天霸被一群老鼠救走了,他们一群人,全部被老鼠救走了!”张正道焦急道。 What Nie Tianba, what mouse? You hysteria?” Wang Ke stares to say. “什么聂天霸,什么老鼠?你得癔症了吧?”王可瞪眼道。 Turns head, refers to following Zhang Zhengdao, Wang Ke saw, in the mausoleum chamber has a big hole. 扭头,顺着张正道所指,王可才看到,地宫中有个大窟窿。 „Is this?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “这是?”王可惊愕道。 Was not I shouted a moment ago, was Nie Tianba they, I used the lightning god whip......!” Zhang Zhengdao answered. “刚才不是我喊的,是聂天霸他们,我用闪电神鞭……!”张正道解释道。 Wang Ke stares to look to Zhang Zhengdao: Said, what we must thank is Nie Tianba they?” 王可瞪眼看向张正道:“这么说,我们要感谢的是聂天霸他们?” Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” How did they run?” Saint monk curious say/way. “他们怎么跑了?”圣僧好奇道。 Previously, we prepared perish together, naturally, I will definitely be injured lightly, but, finally, one flock of mice flushed, attacked me reckless, I incautiously, loose started, they took the opportunity to escape immediately, but, on them the electricity was burnt, could not get away, but, the mice actually conducted the back them to escape!” Zhang Zhengdao answered. “先前,我们准备来个同归于尽的,当然,我肯定会受伤更轻一点,但,最后,一群老鼠冲了进来,不要命的冲击我,我一不小心,松了一下手,他们就顿时借机逃跑了,不过,他们身上都电焦了,走不了,但,老鼠们却驮着他们逃跑了!”张正道解释道。 Nie Tianba, will he now also play the tunnel warfare?” Wang Ke complexion ugly say/way. 聂天霸,他现在也会玩地道战了?”王可脸色难看道。 On you how? Haven't we disturbed you?” Zhang Zhengdao is worried to say. “你们上面怎么样?我们没有干扰到你们吧?”张正道担心道。 All right, already passed! Safe!” Wang Ke answered. “没事,已经过去了!安全了!”王可解释道。 In the past? How can pass? Nie Tianba did they shout a moment ago that sad and shrill, all right?” Zhang Zhengdao astonished say/way. “过去了?怎么会过去呢?聂天霸他们刚才喊得那么凄厉,都没事?”张正道惊愕道。 Was lucky your ghosts shouted the ghost to call, we were all right!” The Saint monk answered. “多亏了你们鬼喊鬼叫,我们才没事的!”圣僧解释道。 Zhang Zhengdao complexion one stiff, does your monk, how curse at people? Whose ghost shouted that the ghost did call? 张正道脸色一僵,你这和尚,怎么骂人呢?谁鬼喊鬼叫了? First goes out, I let my subordinate, first makes up here large cave/hole, then patches Suppressing Demons Temple!” Wang Ke shakes the head. “先出去吧,我让我的属下们,先将这里的大洞补上,再修补一下镇魔寺!”王可摇了摇头。 One group of people had/left the mausoleum chamber. 一群人就这么出了地宫。 Disturbance passed, but, another bigger disturbance started. 一场风波是过去了,但,又一场更大的风波开始了。 Originally, many common people rather believe the attitude of its having not credibly its does not have, to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple, has not believed that but is now different. 本来,很多百姓只是宁可信其有不可信其无的态度,对地藏王菩萨弟子,并没有那么相信,可现在不同了啊。 Everyone knew the hell, understands the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, saw the gate of hell, even scourge! Now, Immortal Sect disciple, that group of Exalted Immortal monks, acknowledged Saint monk status, allowing the common people not to believe? 大家知道了十八层地狱,明白了大乘佛法,看到了地狱之门,甚至天谴!如今,仙门弟子,那群上仙和尚们,都承认了圣僧身份,容得了百姓不相信吗? The news probably is winged to be the same, toward starts to proliferate to go in all directions. 消息就好像长了翅膀一样,向着四面八方开始扩散而去。 Merely two days of time, Zhou Jing spread over the news of Saint monk. 仅仅两天时间,周京就传遍了圣僧的消息。 The Saint monk does not have cultivation base, but he is Bodhisattva disciple, having cultivation base is important? Has not seen these Immortal Sect monks, for its Protector? 圣僧没有修为,可他是菩萨弟子啊,有没有修为重要吗?没看到那些仙门的和尚,都为其护法吗? Suddenly, the person who came Suppressing Demons Temple to pay respect to were getting more and more, the world bank paper money in circulation during the yuan that in the meantime, the Wang Family juniors sold, was out of stock again, no, the present is a paper money is difficult to ask. This is the sacrificial paper money that the Saint monk recognizes personally! 一时间,前来镇魔寺参拜的人越来越多了,同时,王家子弟售卖的天地银行宝钞,再度脱销,不,现在是一钞难求。这可是圣僧亲自认定的冥币啊! ------------ ------------ Three days later, the inn flat roof outside Suppressing Demons Temple. 三天后,镇魔寺外的客栈露台。 Nie Tianba and the others already can take a walk, one by one stands on the flat roof looks at the sea of people outside distant place Suppressing Demons Temple. 聂天霸等人已经能够走动了,一个个站在露台上看着远处镇魔寺外的人山人海。 „Does Saint monk open the gate of hell? That pitiful yell sound, is we sends out?” A blood robe person complexion ugly say/way. “圣僧打开地狱之门?那惨叫声,是我们发出的吧?”一个血袍人脸色难看道。 Must inform these people, were they deceived?” Another blood robe person asked. “要不要去通知那些人,他们被骗了?”又一个血袍人问道。 A numerous blood robe person silence. Notice? Informs! Now who dares saying that the Saint monk is fake, one group of monks can spurt you. Let alone, oneself Blood Demon, where dares to go out? 众血袍人一阵沉默。通知?通知个屁啊!现在谁敢去说圣僧是假的,一群和尚就能将你喷死。更何况,自己还是血魔,哪里敢出去? Now what to do?” Nie Tianba complexion ugly say/way. “现在怎么办?”聂天霸脸色难看道。 „A numerous mouse monster incoming telegram, said that the mausoleum chamber under Suppressing Demons Temple, already was filled up with various types of giant stones by Wang Ke, and made some caution bells, the mouse monster digs the said/tunnel, will be discovered!” A blood robe person complexion ugly say/way. “一众鼠妖来报,说镇魔寺下的地宫,已经王可用各种巨石填满了,并且做了一些警示铃,鼠妖一挖地道,就会被发现了!”一个血袍人脸色难看道。 fucking, Wang Ke are they, to said/tunnel profession, so how familiar? Let the mouse monsters be at a loss?” Another blood robe person complexion strange say/way. 特么,王可他们,对地道这一行道,怎么这么熟悉?让鼠妖们都束手无策?”又一个血袍人面色古怪道。 Digs the said/tunnel, is the strong point of Wang Family!” Nie Tianba complexion strange say/way. “挖地道,一直是王家的强项!”聂天霸脸色古怪道。 That what to do? Cannot get down Suppressing Demons Temple from the place, since the space walks, was definitely killed by Righteous Path disciple, that group of monks were obviously based in this very much, the Saint monk was the turtle does not come out, we also grasped!” Another blood robe person said. “那怎么办?从地下去不了镇魔寺,从天上走,肯定被正道弟子干掉,那群和尚很明显常驻于此了,圣僧又是缩头乌龟不出来,我们还抓个屁啊!”又一个血袍人说道。 Only can go back to report the report to mouse king truthfully!” Before the blood robe person said. “只能回去向鼠王如实禀报了!”之前血袍人说道。 „But how did we go back to say? The people had not seen, came a big cropper, this must be punished by the mouse king!” That blood robe person complexion ugly say/way. “可我们回去怎么说啊?人都没见到,就栽了一个大跟头,这要被鼠王责罚的啊!”那血袍人脸色难看道。 Blames Nie Tianba, Nie Tianba told the mouse the king, oneself were familiar with Wang Ke, mouse king Cai made him coordinate our! Finally, Nie Tianba anything affects has not played! Also has not forewarned to us, harmed we came the big cropper!” A blood robe person said. “都怪聂天霸,聂天霸告诉鼠王,自己对王可熟悉,鼠王才让他配合我们的!结果,聂天霸什么作用都没起到!也没给我们预警,害的我们栽了大跟头!”一个血袍人说道。 Nearby Nie Tianba complexion changes: No, no, I said that I said cannot dig the said/tunnel, you do not listen!” 一旁聂天霸脸色一变:“不,不,我说了,我说了不能挖地道的,你们不听!” Shut up! Nie Tianba, blames you! Goes back, oneself acknowledged guilt to mouse king!” That blood robe person stares. “闭嘴!聂天霸,都怪你!回去,自己向鼠王认罪!”那血袍人一瞪眼。 „Is, you have not talked clearly Wang Ke with us hard to deal with, will we fall?” “就是就是,要不是你没有跟我们说清楚王可有多难缠,我们会栽跟头?” Right, right, Nie Tianba, this being unjustly discredited, can only you carry!” “没错,没错,聂天霸,这个黑锅,只能你来背了!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… The people accuse at the same time, is pinching own fist unceasingly, wicked looks at Nie Tianba. Nie Tianba complexion one stiff, Nie Tianba has the reason to determine, so long as do not comply to take the rap, these 20 fists, will definitely make themselves badly beaten! 众人指责的同时,不断捏着自己的拳头,恶狠狠的看着聂天霸聂天霸脸色一僵,聂天霸有理由确定,只要自己不答应背黑锅,这二十个拳头,肯定会让自己头破血流! ps: Three finish! Tomorrow continues to erupt! Haha, chessed to spell! ps:三更毕!明天继续爆发吧!哈哈,观棋拼了!
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