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#253: Did I drill?


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Zhou Jing, in Suppressing Demons Temple! 周京,镇魔寺中! Palace Wei's arrival suddenly, making Wang Ke delighted, oneself set up such big bureau in this, to not look for palace Wei? She came, good! 宫薇的忽然到来,让王可喜出望外,自己在这设了这么大一个局,不就是为了找宫薇吗?她来了,太好了! Regarding the Wang Ke allergic medicine, palace Wei inspected a meeting, has not taken eventually! 对于王可的过敏药,宫薇检查了一会,终究没拿! „Is your is doing? Tarnishes my master reputation?” Palace Wei curious say/way. “你们这是在干嘛?败坏我相公名声啊?”宫薇好奇道。 Three people sat, was offered the green tea by the Wang Family juniors. 三人坐了下来,由王家子弟奉上了清茶。 I do not have the means that looking for you are not really easy, I offer this bad plan!” The Wang Ke forced smile said. “我也没办法啊,找你真不容易,我才出此下策的啊!”王可苦笑道。 Palace Wei gets angry to look to Wang Ke: Looks for me? Asks me to do?” 宫薇黑着脸看向王可:“找我?找我干什么?” „The previous that matter, you cannot see somebody in danger and do nothing, the good and evil is also the Southern Wolf Palace lord!” Wang Ke urged. “还是上次那事啊,你总不能见死不救吧,好歹也是南狼殿主啊!”王可劝道。 Makes me go back, when Sect Master? You lose heart!” Palace Wei is drinking tea solemnly said. “让我回去当宗主?你死了这条心吧!”宫薇喝着茶沉声道 Why? You also give a reason, Heavenly Wolf Sect paid that big price to train you, now asks you to go back to work, how did you refuse? Doesn't have a gratitude?” Wang Ke indignant say/way. “为什么啊?你好歹也给个理由啊,天狼宗花了那么大代价培养你,现在请你回去做点事,你怎么就推三阻四的?就没有一点感恩之心吗?”王可气愤道。 Palace Wei stares to look to Wang Ke: I want to look for my master, how? The old ladies do not want to go back! also, I do not know that before my master can also come back ! Does not abstain from the monk to tell me, that is my master, how can I stop there?” 宫薇瞪眼看向王可:“我就想找我相公,怎么了?老娘就不想回去!还有,我以前不知道我相公还能回来,也就罢了!不戒和尚告诉我,那是我相公,我怎么能就此罢手?” Wang Ke looked that does not abstain from the monk to the one side: How, what's the matter? How can't I understand? Does not abstain from the monk, with abstaining from the color Grandmaster, what relations has?” 王可看向一旁不戒和尚:“怎、怎么回事?我怎么听不懂?不戒和尚,和戒色大师,有什么关系?” „Don't you know?” Palace Wei astonished say/way. “你不知道?”宫薇惊愕道。 What knows?” Wang Ke puzzled say/way. “知道什么?”王可不解道。 Does not abstain from the monk, is my master's teacher! He was also the blood temple came out before, afterward was abandoned cultivation base, daily knows deceived to eat to deceive to drink!” Palace Wei said. “不戒和尚,是我相公的师尊啊!他以前也是度血寺出来的,后来被废了修为,天天就知道骗吃骗喝!”宫薇说道。 Wang Ke stares to look that to does not abstain from the monk: „Are you teacher who abstains from the color Grandmaster?” 王可瞪眼看向不戒和尚:“你是戒色大师的师尊?” Does not abstain from the monk to nod: Right!” 不戒和尚点了点头:“对啊!” Is impossible, are you possibly the teacher who abstains from the color Grandmaster? also, were you also the blood temple came out before?” Wang Ke stares to say. “不可能,你怎么可能是戒色大师的师尊?还有,你以前也是度血寺出来的?”王可瞪眼道。 Right!” Does not abstain from the monk to nod. “对啊!”不戒和尚点了点头。 You, you, you, you did not say early!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你,你,你,你不早说!”王可瞪眼道。 I have said that on that day before we signed the contract, I said. In the blood temple monk, I am ripe, I added that abstains from the color monk you mentioned, is my apprentice, I told you!” Does not abstain from the monk innocent say/way. “我早就说了啊,那天我们签合约前,我就说了。度血寺里面的和尚,我都熟,我还说了,你提到的戒色和尚,是我徒弟,我跟你说了啊!”不戒和尚一脸无辜道。 Wang Ke gets angry: I think that you boasted!” 王可黑着脸:“我以为你吹牛皮来着的!” Why do I want to boast? The Buddhists do not hit the lies, I never boasted!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “我为什么要吹牛皮啊?出家人不打诳语,我从来不吹牛皮的啊!”不戒和尚解释道。 Right, heard that what Mahayana Buddhist doctrine you spoke, is what meaning?” Palace Wei is drinking tea curious asking. “对了,听说你们讲了一个什么大乘佛法,是什么意思?”宫薇喝着茶好奇的问道。 Is he, arranged a Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, making me read, otherwise makes me lose money!” Does not abstain from the monk to point at Wang Ke to say. “是他,编了一个大乘佛法,让我念,不然就让我赔钱!”不戒和尚指着王可道。 Arranged Buddhist literature?” Palace Wei stares to say. “编的佛经?”宫薇瞪眼道。 Working as, at that time the situation was urgent, must open the altar/jar to preach, I feared that does not abstain from the monk not to say well, arranged one to him!” Wang Ke awkward say/way. “当,当时情况紧急,要开坛讲经,我怕不戒和尚讲不好,就给他编了一个!”王可一脸尴尬道。 Why didn't say well? Before does not abstain from the monk, in the blood temple, debated after unmanned energy enemy! Won't he preach? also he cannot Buddhist literature?” Palace Wei surprised say/way. “为什么讲不好?不戒和尚以前在度血寺,辩经无人能敌的啊!他怎么不会讲经?还有他不会的佛经吗?”宫薇惊奇道。 Wang Ke gets angry looked that to does not abstain from the monk: „Will you be many Buddhist literature?” 王可黑着脸的看向不戒和尚:“你会很多佛经?” Right, I told you on that day, the world Buddhist literature I know by heart, the Buddhist literature of this Hundred Thousand Great Mountains world, passes from the blood temple, I had lived in the blood temple Buddhist scriptures pavilion before, carried! I can!” Does not abstain from the monk to nod. “对啊,我那天就跟你说了,天下佛经我倒背如流,这十万大山天下的佛经,都是传自度血寺,我以前在度血寺藏经阁住过,都背下来了啊!我都会啊!”不戒和尚点了点头。 Your meeting? Will you also want me to arrange the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine?” Wang Ke stares to get angry said. “你会?你会还要我编大乘佛法?”王可瞪眼怒道。 I said that I will be many Buddhist literature, can say! You do not believe! Wants me to speak what Mahayana Buddhist doctrine!” Does not abstain from the monk to put in great inconvenience said. “我说了啊,我会很多佛经,可以自己讲!你不相信啊!非要我讲什么大乘佛法!”不戒和尚委屈道。 Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” My did fucking drill? 特么打眼了? Blood temple monk? Should not, you not say, you don't know the country masters? Country master coming from blood temple, don't you know? You added, the monk in blood temple, you are ripe, did this call ripe? Your country masters do not recognize! Did your also face say the family member not to hit the lies?” Wang Ke stares to berate. “度血寺和尚?不应该啊,你不是说,你不认识国师吗?国师来自度血寺,你不认识吗?你还说,度血寺的和尚,你都熟,这叫熟吗?你连国师都不认得!你还有脸说出家人不打诳语?”王可瞪眼喝斥道。 Country master? He is the sham, he is not the blood temple monk! He is pretends to be!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “国师?他是赝品,他不是度血寺和尚!他是冒充的!”不戒和尚解释道。 Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” fucking, country master not coming from blood temple? Is the false? Your this fake monk, really from blood temple? Which type do you want to make? 特么,国师不是来自度血寺?是假的?你这假和尚,才是真的来自度血寺?你们要闹哪样啊? Teacher who you do not abstain from the color Grandmaster? Abstaining from the color Grandmasters like that was powerful, your what situation?” Wang Ke surprised say/way. “你不是戒色大师的师尊吗?戒色大师都那般强大了,你这什么情况?”王可惊奇道。 „, I abstain from the color teacher, in the past he turned the demon into the lust day, the demonic nature was getting bigger and bigger, oh, blamed me not to teach him in the past, afterward, the group monk in blood temple, must kill the lust day, I to save my apprentice, by expelling blood temple, at that time to save my apprentice, the price was abandoned cultivation base! Then I moved Zhou Jinglai!” Does not abstain from the monk to say. “呃,我是戒色的师尊啊,当年他化魔为色欲天,魔性越来越大,唉,都怪我当年没有教导好他,后来,度血寺的群僧,要杀了色欲天,我为了救我徒弟,被逐出度血寺了啊,当时为了救我徒弟,代价是被废了修为!然后我就搬周京来住了啊!”不戒和尚说道。 Then, is deliberately bad, daily eats the meat to drink?” Palace Wei looks the strange say/way. “然后,自暴自弃,天天吃肉喝酒?”宫薇面露古怪道。 Who was deliberately bad? I looked through the bustling place, looked through all, the wine and meat to my already no longer was the discipline, I am wheting my benevolence! You understand anything!” Does not abstain from the monk to stare to say. “谁自暴自弃了?我是看破了红尘,看破了一切,酒肉对我已经不再是戒律了,我在磨砺我的佛心!你懂什么!”不戒和尚瞪眼道。 Drinks to eat the meat, can whet the benevolence?” A Wang Ke face is astonished. “喝酒吃肉,也能磨砺佛心?”王可一脸惊愕。 „, My benevolence also almost complete, but, already were quite many! The original intention of my Buddha, is the heart like the bright mirror, does not annoy the dust, the art puts down! These ordinary monks, the boundary has not arrived, to drinking to eat the meat, the feeling is a mountain same is pressing, does not dare to bump, in their hearts cannot put down, therefore the boundary is insufficient! In my heart already put down, therefore did not need scruples!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “呃,我的佛心还差一点圆满,但,已经好很多了啊!我佛的本意,就是心如明镜,不惹尘埃,讲究放下!那些普通和尚,境界未到,对喝酒吃肉,感觉是一座大山一样压着,不敢去碰,他们心中放不下,所以境界不够!我心中已经放下了,所以不用顾忌了啊!”不戒和尚解释道。 Wang Ke complexion one stiff: My also first seeing, has the monk to offend rules and regulations, says so fresh refined, does not abstain from the monk, you also calculate that took a class to me, the monk can also shamelessly be in so the situation unexpectedly!” 王可脸色一僵:“我还第一次看到,有和尚将触犯清规戒律,说的如此清新脱俗的,不戒和尚,你也算给我上了一课,和尚居然也能厚颜无耻到如此地步!” Does not abstain from a monk face to be depressed, my fucking explanation quite a while, can't you understand? 不戒和尚一脸郁闷,我特么解释半天,你听不懂? Right, my subordinate said, most recent several months, you have come Zhou Jing, treated a meeting under that Buddha, is not will look does not abstain from the monk?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “对了,我属下说,前几个月,你来过周京,在那佛头下待了一会,不会是来找不戒和尚的吧?”王可好奇道。 Nonsense, I do not look do not abstain from the monk, whom do I look for? I asked that which his my master went! He told me, to heading west! I looked, the result had not found, heard that my master changed the Saint monk, what coming to here to open to surpass the congress?” Palace Wei solemnly said. “废话,我不来找不戒和尚,我找谁?我问他我相公去哪了!他跟我说,向西行!我就去找了啊,结果没找到,就听说我相公变圣僧了,来这里开什么超度大会?”宫薇沉声道 Is the world surpasses the congress limitless!” Wang Ke answered. “是天地无极超度大会!”王可解释道。 Palace Wei gets angry: You arrange?” 宫薇黑着脸:“你编出来的吧?” Wang Ke complexion one stiff, this topic cannot say again, turns head to look that to does not abstain from the monk: Why the palace main asked that you do abstain from the whereabout of color Grandmaster? Aren't you daily in Zhou Jing? Abstains from the color Grandmaster not to come Zhou Jing?” 王可脸色一僵,这话题不能再说了,扭头看向不戒和尚:“为什么宫殿主来问你戒色大师的下落?你不是天天在周京吗?戒色大师也没来过周京吧?” I can the Buddhism magical powers, mental telepathy!” Does not abstain from the monk to say. “我会佛门神通,‘他心通’!”不戒和尚说道。 Mental telepathy?” Wang Ke is bewildered. “他心通?”王可一脸茫然。 Does not abstain from the monk, although was abandoned cultivation base, but, some also strange abilities, for example this mental telepathy, he can through this ability, induce to my master general position!” Palace Wei answered. “不戒和尚虽然被废了修为,但,还有一些奇奇怪怪的本领,比如这他心通,他可以通过此能力,感应到我相公大概方位!”宫薇解释道。 Wang Ke stares to look that to does not abstain from the monk: Real false? Satellite positioning? Your also this skill?” 王可瞪眼看向不戒和尚:“真的假的?卫星定位?你还有这本事?” Buddhism magical powers are not the satellite positioning! Amitabha!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “佛门神通不是卫星定位!阿弥陀佛!”不戒和尚解释道。 „Can that with abstaining from the color monk telephones? No, is your Buddhist doctrine, the mind reading, two people are away from the long distance, what to chat?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “那能不能跟戒色和尚打个电话啊?不,就是你这佛法,心灵感应,两人隔着十万八千里,聊聊天什么的?”王可好奇道。 At present has not repaired this degree, but , the mental telepathy should be able to achieve theoretically!” Does not abstain from the monk to answer. “目前还没修到这个程度,但,理论上来讲,他心通应该可以做到!”不戒和尚解释道。 Such high-level? Grandmaster, can teach me?” Wang Ke excited say/way. “这么高级?大师,能不能教教我?”王可激动道。 Amitabha, Donor Wang Ke wants to study, is not, so long as is converted my Buddha, my Buddhist doctrine can pass on you!” Does not abstain from the monk to nod. “阿弥陀佛,王可施主想学,也不是不可以,只要皈依我佛,我的佛法都可以传你!”不戒和尚点了点头。 Wang Ke gets angry: Makes me be the monk, how do you think? I must marry the wife, is passed from generation to generation, I am nine generations of sole lines of descent!” 王可黑着脸:“让我当和尚,你怎么想的?我还要娶老婆,传宗接代呢,我可是九代单传!” That did not have the means!” Does not abstain from the monk to shake the head. “那就没办法了!”不戒和尚摇了摇头。 „It is not right, can be the monk like you? What does not need to abstain, not on line? Do I find a wife to give birth in the same old way?” Wang Ke eye one bright. “不对啊,可不可以像你这样当和尚啊?什么都不用戒,不就行了?我照样娶妻生子?”王可眼睛一亮。 Does not abstain from the monk to get angry: Do not be like me, this poor monk does not abstain, is puts down to hold to read, not really must violate religious commandment! The monk cannot marriage and having child!” 不戒和尚黑着脸:“别跟我一样,贫僧的不戒,是放下执念,并非真的要去犯戒!和尚是不能结婚生子的!” Who said? Didn't your apprentice marry the wife? This, isn't the palace main?” A Wang Ke face does not believe. “谁说的?你徒弟不是娶老婆了吗?这,宫殿主不就是?”王可一脸不信。 Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” You are really mean-spirited!” Wang Ke flips the supercilious look. “你还真小气!”王可翻了翻白眼。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” Palace lord, you also saw, to look for you, is not really easy! You looked, has the means to go back to work as Sect Master with me?” Wang Ke asked again. “宫殿主,你也看到了,为了找你,真不容易啊!你看,有没有办法跟我回去当个宗主啊?”王可再度问道。 Not thinks about it!” Palace Wei stares Wang Ke. “想都别想!”宫薇瞪了眼王可 „, You cannot put forward the condition, we can discuss, at the worst, at the worst, I sacrificed, traces the chest muscles to you again?” A Wang Ke face sacrifice very big appearance said. “不是啊,你可以提条件啊,我们可以商量商量的啊,大不了,大不了,我牺牲一下,再给你摸摸胸肌?”王可一脸牺牲很大的样子道。 Acquaintance, I cannot start!” Palace Wei shakes the head. “熟人,我下不了手!”宫薇摇了摇头。 Wang Ke: ..................!” 王可:“………………!” You said that discussed the condition? Also Ok, helping me find my master, then made my master go Heavenly Wolf Sect with me together! Is my bandit chief's wife, no, presses the stronghold master, I can consider!” Palace Wei opens the condition to say directly. “你说谈条件?也可以,帮我找到我相公,然后让我相公跟我一起去天狼宗!做我的压寨夫人,不,压寨相公,我可以考虑考虑!”宫薇直接开条件道。 , good, I made contribution! Some conditions are good!” Wang Ke deep sigh tone. “呼,好,我尽力!有条件就好!”王可长嘘口气。 Amitabha, abstained from color already to become monk, already was impossible to find a wife to give birth again, you lose heart!” Does not abstain from the monk to shake the head to say. “阿弥陀佛,戒色已经出家了,已经不可能再娶妻生子了,你们就死了这条心吧!”不戒和尚摇了摇头道。 The Wang Ke eye stares: Your own meat and vegetarian dishes do not envy, why to make others find a wife to give birth? The matter that abstains from the color monk, closes your trifling thing, wants you to talk too much!” 王可眼睛一瞪:“你自己荤素不忌,凭什么不让别人娶妻生子?戒色和尚的事情,关你屁事啊,要你多嘴!” Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” You are know that my cultivation base was abandoned, therefore, didn't fear me? 你是知道我修为被废了,所以,又不怕我了? Palace lord, settled, abstains from the color Grandmaster to be willing with you to continue the predestined affinity again, no matter and we, I were responsible for finding to abstain from the color Grandmaster, then bundled to your room, punished to you! Do you look feasible?” Wang Ke looks to palace Wei. “宫殿主,就这么说定了,戒色大师肯不肯跟你再续前缘,我们且不管,我负责找到戒色大师,然后捆到你的房中,给你发落!你看可行?”王可看向宫薇。 Ties up in my room?” Palace Wei suddenly eyes one bright. “绑到我的房中?”宫薇陡然眼睛一亮。 Right, at the appointed time, why you want, in any case is your master, we pretend that has not seen! Your oneself process! I accomplish this matter, you promise me to inherit the position of Sect Master, then, is covering me in Heavenly Wolf Sect, how do you look?” Wang Ke anticipates to say. “对啊,到时,你想干啥干啥,反正是你相公,我们假装没看到!你自己处理呗!我办到此事,你答应我继承宗主之位,然后,在天狼宗罩着我,你看如何?”王可期待道。 Ha, I could not find my master, you also boast shamelessly said that ties up in him my room? Good, settled!” Palace Wei not channel. “哈哈哈,我都找不到我相公,你还大言不惭的说将他绑到我房中?好,就这么说定了!”宫薇不相信道。 Said it and meant it, did not abstain from the monk, you heard, you made a testimony!” Wang Ke to does not abstain from the monk to say. “一言为定,不戒和尚,你听到了啊,你做个见证啊!”王可对不戒和尚说道。 Does not abstain from the monk to get angry, testimony? Witnesses your two to damage to tie up my apprentice nuptial chamber? Ha! 不戒和尚黑着脸,见证?见证你们这两个祸害去绑我徒弟洞房?哈呸! ps: Three finish! ps:三更毕!
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