The Christmas atmosphere of business street is very thick, in the display windows of many store is pasting the familiar white beard old head/number of people. 商业街的圣诞氛围已经很浓,很多商铺的橱窗上都贴着熟悉的白胡子老人头。 In the afternoon is on vacation from school Li Chi to Zhao Mengjie prepare the Christmas present, Lin Xiaoxian accompanies him to stroll with the previous two small bread together blindly. 下午放学李驰要给赵梦洁准备圣诞礼物,林小贤拿上两个小面包就陪他一起瞎逛。 Looks the snowflake that on the street in various display windows pastes, Lin Xiaoxian is walking, elected to a novelty shop. 看着街上各家橱窗上贴的雪花,林小贤走着走着,也到一个精品店里选了起来。 „Do you also buy the gift?” “你也买礼物？” „No, the gift has, I buy the gift box.” “不,礼物有,我买礼物盒。” Li Chi has not thought obviously good to buy anything, walked several shops to come out empty-handed, after running a fruitless errand one, returned to the classroom, holding the cheek to worry. 李驰显然是没想好到底要买什么,走了几家店都是空手出来,白跑一趟之后回到了教室,托着腮帮子发愁。 „Could not find appropriately, Taobao?” “找不到合适的,就还是淘宝呗？” „Taobao I could not find.” “淘宝我也找不到啊。” Li Chi put out cell phone Taobao, the search selected several. 李驰拿出手机淘宝,搜索点了几下。 „, All is these.” “喏,全是这些。” Lin Xiaoxian has taken, on screen colorful gleaming. 林小贤拿过来看,屏幕上花花绿绿亮闪闪的。 【12 constellation perfumes】 【十二星座香水】 【Luminous winecup carves characters free】 【夜光杯免费刻字】 【Female student cried with emotion, natural amethyst】 【女生感动哭了,天然紫水晶】 【Lipstick coverall, 108 colors only need 99】 【口红套装,108种颜色仅需99】 Fearful! 可怕！ Good fearful earth taste gift! 好可怕的土味礼物！ „Brother Chi, how your are search for?” “驰哥,你这些是怎么搜出来的啊？” Lin Xiaoxian looks at the Li Chi search column, above writes „Christmas goddess gift”. 林小贤瞧了瞧李驰的搜索栏,上面写着“圣诞节女神礼物”。 „This...” “啊这...” „What's wrong?” “咋了？” „Did you go to trying the goddess two characters?” “你把女神俩字去了试试？” „, Why...” “靠,为啥...” In the Li Chi heart has to hold to read, has strange insistence, very earnestly and regards the own goddess Zhao Mengjie seriously. 李驰心中有执念,有着奇怪的坚持,非常认真且严肃地把赵梦洁当成自己的女神。 „Goddess word, itself was too earth, the gift that therefore you search for is also earth.” “女神这词儿吧,本身就太土了,所以你搜的礼物就也是土的。” „How was goddess earth?” Li Chi disdains very much, „in your heart doesn't have the goddess?” “女神怎么土了？”李驰很不屑,“你心中没有女神？” „Uh... this... I actually have.” “呃...这个嘛...我其实也有。” Had Li Chi and Lin Xiaoxian made this start, several other sharp-eared people also sat, therefore after today male students food , the subject decision that talked nonsense was „goddess”. 有李驰和林小贤开了这个头,其他几个耳朵尖的人也坐过来,于是今天男生们饭后扯淡的主题就决定是“女神”了。 „Xiaoxian you let alone, who does not know that your goddess is Gu Xiaoyan...” “小贤你就别说了,谁不知道你女神是顾小颜啊...” „???” “？？？” Lin Xiaoxian confuses: „Not...” 林小贤迷惑:“不是啊...” Others confuse: „Isn't?” 其他人更迷惑:“不是？” Lin Xiaoxian shakes the head: „Have you looked at «Snowflake Female Divine Dragon»?” 林小贤摇头:“你们看过《雪花女神龙》没？” „I have looked!” “我看过！” „Right, inside Shangguan Yan is my goddess...” “对,里面上官燕就是我女神...” Such a saying, two people were immediately full of energy, approved of the Lin Xiaoxian's vision. 这样一说,马上就有两个人精神抖擞,也十分赞同林小贤的眼光。 Thought back on initially, «Snowflake Female Divine Dragon» broadcast in the major satellite TV hotly, Lin Xiaoxian was like many young boys, every day defended the television to open. 遥想当初,《雪花女神龙》在各大卫视热播,林小贤和好多小男孩儿一样,每天守着电视机打开。 With „strong winds the rainstorm, should not be favorite, has what extraordinary” in this two aura full theme songs, is anticipating Shangguan Yan's presence eagerly. 伴随着“狂风啊暴雨,别得意,有什么了不起”这首中二气息十足的主题曲,眼巴巴地期待着上官燕的出场。 Shangguan Yan called female Divine Dragon in the dramatis personae, 23 years old, three chi (0.33 m) danced in the air with the wind, elegantly beautiful beautiful, arrogance cold person, quiet, the facial expression was indifferent, if the water, martial arts were extremely high. 上官燕在剧中人称女神龙,二十三岁,三尺乌丝随风飞舞,冷艳绝美,傲气凛人,沉默寡言,神情淡然若水,武功极高。 Very classical person supposes. 非常经典的人设。 Many people this word has the concrete concept to „aloof goddess” for the first time, possibly because of her. 许多人第一次对“高冷女神”这个词产生具体概念,可能就是因为她。 Naturally, is not everyone has looked at «Snowflake Female Divine Dragon». 当然了,也不是所有人都看过《雪花女神龙》。 For example Chen Ming, his goddess is Hebe Tien. 比如陈明,他的女神就是田馥甄。 „Who is Hebe Tien?” “田馥甄是谁？” „Hebe Tien does not know, «Small Lucky» is she sings.” “田馥甄都不知道,《小幸运》就是她唱的。” „Oh --” “哦——” Such a saying everyone knew, but also knows that this song, most has listened to the name, has no impression to that person. 这么一说大家就知道了,可也只是知道这首歌曲,最多就是听过名字,对其人没啥印象。 Chen Ming hehe smiles: 陈明呵呵一笑: „Actually you have definitely seen, Jay Chou's «Withdrawing» has listened?” “其实你们肯定见过,周杰伦的《退后》听过没？” „Nonsense, who has not listened.” “废话,谁没听过。” „Still remembers that MV not? A bludger likes a proprietress, time bludger prodigal becomes good of ending, the proprietress actually marries for the wife...” “还记得那个MV不？一个小混混喜欢上一个老板娘,结尾的时候小混混浪子回头,老板娘却嫁为人妻...” Several people blink: 几个人眨眨眼: „Is that proprietress Hebe Tien?” “那个老板娘就是田馥甄？” „Right! Is the goddess!” “没错！算不算女神！” „Too ok!” “太算了！” Zhang Zhiheng is most excited, in childhood that proprietress to Zhou Dong Ca corner of the mouth time, that gentle look and movement, making him pledge at that time, must marry a exactly the same wife. 张志恒是最激动的,小时候那个老板娘给周董擦嘴角的时候,那温柔的眼神和动作,让他当时就发誓以后要娶个一模一样的老婆。 A Shangguan Yan, a Hebe Tien. 一个上官燕,一个田馥甄。 The true goddess can certainly arouse everyone resonance. 真正的女神一定是能引起大家共鸣的。 Liu Wei comes out in the book upper row these two names, organizes everyone to vote simply, selects in ten goddess to come out. 刘伟把这两个名字在本子上列出来,干脆组织大家投票,选出十个中女神出来。 „Comes, voting! Must nominate quickly, collects 20 first.” “来来来,投票啊！还有要提名的赶快,凑20个先。” Liu Wei just called, the ear was seized by Zheng Wen: 刘伟刚吆喝完,耳朵就被郑文揪住: „You make what monster!” “你又作什么妖！” „My this is not called the monster...” “我这不叫作妖...” Before Zheng Wen roars his sound not, is so loud, clutching the ear is also only symbolically traces to grasp, feels the Liu Wei heart of deskmate obvious change to be a little chaotic, ridicules is not daring to raise the head, because feels like has many strange vision to shoot at him. 郑文吼他的声音没有以前那么大声,揪耳朵也只是象征性地摸摸抓抓,感受到同桌明显变化的刘伟心有点乱,讪笑着不敢抬头,因为感觉好像有很多诡异的目光在射向他。 „Does Zuckerberg know? Others built up to organize Facebook by the voting beauty contest initially, now I do has the wonder of equally good results from different methods with him.” “扎克伯格知道吗？人家当初就是靠投票选美起家创办Facebook的,我现在做的跟他有异曲同工之妙。” „, You can say...” “切,就你能说...” Zheng Wen lets off him, then other male students start to nominate enthusiastically: 郑文放过他,然后其他男生就开始踊跃提名: „I nominate Wang Yuyan, Liu Yifei, that edition must have!” “我提名王语嫣,刘亦菲,那一版必须有！” „«Spring scenery Bright Zhubajie» Xiaolongnu!” “《春光灿烂猪八戒》的小龙女！” „«Magic Cell phone» silly little girl!” “《魔幻手机》的傻妞！” „«Princess Pearl» that very fragrant princess called anything to come...” “《还珠格格》那个很香的公主叫啥来着...” „Cough cough, frankly, I like moon elder sister of children channel...” “咳咳,实不相瞒,我喜欢少儿频道的月亮姐姐...” „?” “？” „I also frank, has been eyeing the red too wolf.” “我也实不相瞒,对红太狼也垂涎已久。” „???” “？？？” „Tells the truth, I have thought " to turn into a dragon Adventures » in small jade is the beautiful woman embryo.” “有一说一,我一直觉得《成龙历险记》里的小玉是个美人胚子。” „?????” “？？？？？” Did not ask does not know, asked seriously, many at sixes and sevens things braved. 不问不知道,一问不得了,很多乱七八糟的东西都冒了出来。 Ma Weiwei looks at them to be bustling, follows a model, the set female student also did one „male god to evaluate greatly”. 马薇薇看他们热火朝天,就照猫画虎,集合女生也搞了一个“男神大评选”。 Does not know that is Class 7 has too like Ma Weiwei greatly starry eyed, or is the Class 7 male student is fickle in average. 不知道是不是七班有太多像马薇薇这样的大花痴,或者是七班的男生人均朝三暮四。 The selection activities of male god goddess set the short list slowly, altogether chooses ten, has the fresh face acceptance unceasingly. 男神女神的评选活动迟迟都定不下入围名单,一共就选十个,却不断有新面孔入围。 What is oddest was to also broke through the dimension finally, some people chose Teacher Wang. 最离谱的是到最后还突破了次元,有人把王老师都选了进去。 Many male students did not agree, but the female student has the favorable impression to Teacher Wang accidentally/surprisingly. 很多男生不同意,但女生却意外地对王老师有好感。 „Lin Xiaoxian, how do you feel Teacher Wang?” Su Yuan bites the penstock to ask. “林小贤,你觉得王老师怎么样？”苏元咬着笔杆问道。 „What how? Goddess evaluation?” “什么怎么样？女神评选吗？” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” „She... I thinks.” “她啊...我觉得不行。” Su Yuan asked happily: „Why?” 苏元高兴地问:“为什么呀？” Lin Xiaoxian recalled that once that matter, shut out knits the brows: 林小贤回想起曾经的那件事儿,嫌弃地皱皱眉: „Because her mouth has the fragrant-flowered garlic taste.” “因为她嘴里有韭菜味儿。” Su Yuan received frightening: 苏元受到了惊吓: „How you know that what taste the Teacher Wang mouth is?” “你怎么知道王老师嘴里是什么味儿？” This was a long story, Lin Xiaoxian was disinclined to say. 这个就说来话长了,林小贤懒得说。 „I guess.” “我猜的。” „You are really bad enough, the mouths of female student guesses that becomes the fragrant-flowered garlic taste.” “你真够坏的,把人家女生的嘴猜成韭菜味儿。” „Female student?” Lin Xiaoxian thinks otherwise, „does she have 24 this year? Old woman, can be regarded female student.” “女生？”林小贤不以为然,“她今年有24了吧？老女人了,算不得女生。” ...... ...... Wang Xinyi in office, sneezed three at the scene continually. 办公室里的王欣怡,当场连打了三个喷嚏。 „Teacher Wang cold?” “王老师感冒了？” „Without, possibly some people thought me in the back, Hahaha.” “没有没有,可能有人在背后想我了吧,哈哈哈。” Wang Xinyi is very optimistic, has not actually thought actually may also be some people in „scolding” she... 王欣怡很乐观,却没想过其实也有可能是有人在“骂”她...