ITDWTLTS :: Volume #2

#132: Tony Sam Jessica


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Next morning one, all male students seem full of energy. 第二天早上一来,所有的男生都显得精神抖擞。 After all almost everyone became the energetic young fellow, everyone looks at inch heads mutually, after has smiled awkwardly, started to complain yesterday the experience of barber shop crazily. 毕竟几乎人人都成了精神小伙,大家互相看着一颗颗寸头,尴尬地笑过之后就开始疯狂吐槽昨天理发店的经历。 Mother egg, my Teacher Tony must irritate me! The labor makes him cultivate/repair obviously...” “妈蛋,我那个托尼老师要气死我!劳资明明只是让他修一下...” Wait, Tony? You in the Meishang international scissors?” “等等,托尼?你是不是在美尚国际剪的?” „Are you also?” “你也是?” Right, my named Sam, looked that he keeps a Moss to do, at that time I sat to fluster.” “对对对,我那个叫山姆,看他留个莫西干,当时我一坐上去就慌了。” The hair of He Yuchao is oddest, the back of the head dog gnawed likely, hears the Meishang two characters to crush into the crowd: 何宇超的头发最离谱,后脑勺像狗啃了似的,听到美尚两个字就挤进人群: Downstairs my family also has one! Damn was been miserable by the pit! Washed the scissors to blow to spend me 99!” “我家楼下也有一家!狗日的被坑惨了!一个洗剪吹花了我99!” 99? 99? Similarly in the Meishang scissors, others also 39 Yuan, He Yuchao this price is so exaggerating? 同样是在美尚剪的,别人也就39元,何宇超这个价格怎么如此夸张? „Did ultra master, what shampoo you choose?” “超爷,你是不是选了啥洗发水啊?” No, he asked that I must use what shampoo, I said that with ordinary, was mainly flickered by them, shouted the so-called design director, called what Jessica came to cut to me.” “没有,他问我要用什么洗发水,我就说用普通的,主要是被他们忽悠了,喊了个所谓的设计总监,叫什么杰西卡的来给我剪。” This Jessica technology is not much, the price is actually odd, in the cut process is not quiet, continuously to various He Yuchao Ainley types of moon/month cards, years card, three years of card, as well as A meal, B meal and C meal. 这个杰西卡技术不咋地,价格倒是离谱,剪的过程中也不消停,一直给何宇超安利各种月卡,年卡,三年卡,以及a套餐,b套餐和c套餐。 Although Jessica is the scissors hair, is actually a OL uniform/subdue appearance, a western-style clothes small jumper, is joined to the gray silk stockings and black paint surface tall with, body has very strong perfume. 杰西卡虽然是个剪头发的,却是一身OL制服打扮,一身西服小套裙,配上灰色丝袜和黑色漆面高跟,身上有很浓烈的香水。 She cuts hair a handsome fellow, but also makes some limbs contacts unintentionally, making the high-school student who He Yuchao this type has not seen the world have a parched mouth at that time, led by the nose. 她理发的时候一口一个帅哥,还有意无意地制造一些肢体接触,让何宇超这种没这么见过世面的高中生当时就口干舌燥,被牵着鼻子走。 However he is the poor student, even/including flower/spend has not cleared luckily, therefore facing these frequently is the years cards and meals of four figures, He Yuchao true has a mind to be incapable. 不过也幸好他是穷学生,连花呗都没开通,所以面对那些动辄就是四位数的年卡和套餐,何宇超是真正的有心无力。 After understanding this point, Jessica also immediately attitude big change, board division long face casually chua chua xu two. 了解到这一点之后,杰西卡也立刻态度大变,板着一张司马脸随便地欻欻歘了两下。 Waits to cut to look in a mirror finally, He Yuchao discovers own back of the head bumpy. 等最后剪完一照镜子,何宇超才发现自己的后脑勺一片坑坑洼洼。 This operation...” “还有这种操作吗...” Some have, many this barber shops depend to manage the card pit money, the sales clerks have to sell quest.” “有的有的,好多这种理发店都靠办卡坑钱,店员都有销售任务。” Hateful, how I go to that home not to have Jessica!” “可恶,我去那家怎么就没有杰西卡!” The emphases of certain people unexpectedly are Jessica. 某些人的关注点居然是杰西卡。 He Yuchao is also strange, Meishang international, since is a chain store, the operation style should same is right, why only then do have Jessica? 何宇超也奇怪,美尚国际既然是连锁店,运营模式应该都一样才对啊,那为什么只有自己才有杰西卡? Which two characters your are Meishang?” “你们那个美尚是哪两个字?” Beautiful beauty, fashionable still.” “美丽的美,时尚的尚。” He Yuchao pats the thigh, so that's how it is. 何宇超一拍大腿,原来如此。 That Meishang that he goes to is not fashionable still, but is the head in reverse shang. 他去的那家美尚并不是时尚的尚,而是脑袋倒过来的“尙”。 One is Meishang international, One is Meishang international. 一个是【美尚国际】,一个是【美尙国际】。 Li Kui vs Li Gui. 李逵vs李鬼 He Yuchao bought Sprit , can only take as bad luck. 何宇超把雪碧买成了雷碧,也只能自认倒霉。 Fortunately is only behind the clown, front also on...” “还好只是后面丑,前面还将就吧...” The male students from the barber shop coming out association/will felt oneself changed ugly, a person changed ugly is very embarrassed, but one group of people together were ugly that to be all right. 男生从理发店出来总会觉得自己变丑了,一个人变丑很难堪,但一群人一起丑那就没事了。 Let alone, among them also ugly king, big of change makes many people almost not recognize suddenly. 更何况,他们当中还有一个“丑王”,变化之大让好多人一时间都差点没认出来。 Big end of big end, rains did not worry, Brother Chi your bald modeling gave the vigor!” “大头大头,下雨不愁,驰哥你这光头造型太给劲了吧!” Right, Hahaha, I am not familiar with from the beginning, but felt afterward is very aggressive.” “是吗,哈哈哈,我一开始不习惯,不过后来感觉还挺霸气。” Truly aggressive, right, Zheng Wen that had the sunglasses probably, you tried.” “确实霸气,对了,郑文那好像有墨镜,你试试。” Li Chi yesterday's several scissors were really ruthless enough, beautiful hair tip did not remain, the thick nape meat also completely exposed, from one side seemed like a bit like suturing in demon beast world being strange. 李驰昨天的几剪子真的够狠,一头秀发点滴不剩,厚实的后颈肉也完全暴露出来,从侧面看起来有点儿像魔兽世界里的缝合怪。 He grabs oneself some scalps of turning green, received black sunglasses to take from Zheng Wen there, then reveals a face sinister aspect. 他抓着自己有些发青的头皮,从郑文那里接过一副黑色蛤蟆镜带上,然后露出一脸凶相。 What kind of? Like social big brother?” “怎么样?像不像社会大哥?” Like big brother bodyguard.” “像大哥身边的保镖。” That definitely is because does not have the gold chain.” “那肯定是因为没有金链子。” Liu Wei starts to offer the stupid idea: „Hasn't Xiaoxian come? The sales store has that type of fake gold chain, inside is of chocolate, quickly telephoning makes him have one skewer to come, you put on the absolute eye-catching!” 刘伟开始出馊主意:“小贤不是还没来吗?小卖部有那种假金链子,里面是巧克力的那种,赶快打电话让他带一串来,你戴上绝对拉风!” This idea had the joint support of many, entire lives, must put in order puts in order the complete set. 这个主意得到了很多人的联名支持,整活嘛,要整就整全套。 After one provokes anger, Li Chi really gives Lin Xiaoxian to telephone. 一顿拱火之后,李驰真给林小贤打了个电话过去。 ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Honk toot toot- 嘟嘟嘟- The cell phone resounds, Lin Xiaoxian in corridor is looking at the eye to come the electricity to show, makes directly the telephone call. 手机响起,正在楼道上的林小贤看了眼来电显示,直接把电话挂掉。 Who...” “谁呀...” The gentle sound is inquiring softly, Lin Xiaoxian saw at present already not that shy girl, feels at heart similarly soft. 轻柔的声音软软地询问着,林小贤看了看眼前已经没那么扭捏的女孩子,心里也同样感觉软软的。 Without anyone, an acquaintance.” “没谁,一个熟人。” What acquaintance big early morning telephones, you also hung did not make me look, definitely was the female acquaintance...” “什么熟人大清早就打电话,你还挂了不让我看,肯定是女熟人...” Feels in the words that charmingly angry meaning, Lin Xiaoxian cracks into a smile, that knowing well Gu Xiaoyan must come back eventually. 感受到话语里那股娇嗔的意味,林小贤咧嘴一笑,那个熟识的顾小颜终究要回来了。 Smiles anything...” “笑什么...” Sees you to be happy, smiles, how don't you smile?” “看见你高兴,就笑,你怎么不笑?” I see you not happily...” “我看见你又不高兴...” I do not believe.” “我不信。” Does not believe to consider as finished...” “不信算了...” The Gu Xiaoyan's eyelash winked winking, the shiny black pupil is flashing a clear rhyme of morningtide, exudes sunlight face to be gentle and fine slightly, like tulip that the just blossoming blooms initially. 顾小颜的睫毛眨了眨,黑亮的瞳孔闪动着一丝晨间的清韵,微微泛着阳光的脸儿柔和且精致,像一枝初初绽开的郁金香。 Therefore you block me to make anything...” “所以你拦住我要做什么...” Gu Xiaoyan walked well, Lin Xiaoxian suddenly appears, then intercepts her here. 顾小颜本来走得好好的,林小贤突然就出现,然后把她拦截在这儿。 It‘s nothing, is lets under your feeling the hairstyle of my new scissors.” “没什么,就是让你感受下我新剪的发型。” Bored...” “无聊...” Actually has to chat, the Lin Xiaoxian's new hairstyle looks like with «Prison Break» in actor Wentworth Miller that type very much, very even short circle inch, is clean and neat, touches to prick the hand actually inexplicable comfortable slightly. 其实还是有聊的,林小贤的新发型跟《越狱》里的男主角温特沃思・米勒那种很像,很均匀的短圆寸,干净又清爽,摸上去微微扎手却又莫名的舒服。 Is a bit like that type of coral fabric the hugging pillow, going against the wool is being a feeling, following the wool is another feeling. 有点像那种珊瑚绒的抱枕,逆着毛是一种感觉,顺着毛又是另一种感觉。 Hehe... fun... 嘿嘿...好玩... You block to make me find the clue make me specially...” “你把我拦下来就专门让我摸头啊...” Lin Xiaoxian is really big pervert, at heart usually thinks is some pervert things, now must make her also handle some pervert things. 林小贤果然是个大变态,平时心里想的就都是些变态的事情,现在还要让她也做一些变态的事情。 Is this he assimilates others' method? 难道这就是他同化别人的手段吗? The good Gu Xiaoyan will is firm, regardless in the future Lin Xiaoxian will be how artificial, she will not definitely become pervert. 还好顾小颜意志坚定,将来不论林小贤怎么造作,她肯定都不会成为变态的。 My classroom has not entered, wants to make your first pat looks.” “我连教室都没进,就是想让你第一个摸摸看。” First, who is second? 第一个,那谁是第二个? Did not need to think, definitely was Su Yuan. 不用想了,肯定是苏元 Gu Xiaoyan thinks that here did not visit him, lowered the head, lifted the tip of the toe to kick him gently. 顾小颜想到这里就不看他了,把脑袋低下来,抬着脚尖轻轻地踢他。 Kicks me to do?” “踢我干嘛?” Oneself think...” “自己想...” Kicked insufficient, but must kick again. 踢了一下不够,还要再踢一下。 One is Su Yuan's, one is Zhou Jia... 一份是苏元的,一份是周佳的... Always always, only then a Gu Xiaoyan female student has lived in the Lin Xiaoxian family/home, but, Gu Xiaoyan does not think that now was short of anything, loses is biting lip: 从来从来,都只有顾小颜一个女生在林小贤家里住过,可现在已经不是了,顾小颜觉得心里少了点儿什么,很失落地咬着唇瓣儿: Lin Xiaoxian, you solid told me, that night that you and Su Yuan slept together...” 林小贤,你老实告诉我,你和苏元一起睡觉的那天晚上...” Bridge bean gunnysack! Hold on a minute! stop!” “桥豆麻袋!且慢!stop!” Lin Xiaoxian conducted the back the perspiration to come out, turns the head crowd that looked on to go downstairs behind, did not have the teacher fortunately. 林小贤背上汗都出来了,转头看了看身后上下楼的人群,还好没有老师。 Also spoke irresponsibly! When I slept with her...” “又乱说!我啥时候跟她睡觉了...” On last week, you kept her at home.” “就上周,你把她留在家里了。” That day was the winter solstice, the outside rain was also big, originally was that cold, but Lin Xiaoxian was very definitely warm, after all in the bedding also had the warm bed... 那天是冬至,外面雨也大,本来是那么冷的,可林小贤肯定就很暖和了,毕竟被窝里还有暖床的... How possibly! I affirmed that allocates housing to rest with her!” “怎么可能嘛!我肯定和她分房睡的啊!” Gu Xiaoyan lifted the eyelid, is putting on a serious face: 顾小颜抬了抬眼皮,板着脸: „Haven't you really rested with her?” “你真没和她睡?” No!” “没有!” Oh... Gu Xiaoyan understands clearly nods, originally is Jiajia rests...” 哦...顾小颜了然地点头,“原来是和佳佳睡的...” The Gu Xiaoyan nose turns sour, a little wants to cry. 顾小颜鼻子发酸,有点想哭了。 How all girls run toward Lin Xiaoxian side, he has anything to be good... 怎么所有女孩子都往林小贤身边跑,他到底有什么好的... Looked Gu Xiaoyan suffering pulls own two ponytail, Lin Xiaoxian is feeling funny and speechless. 顾小颜委委屈屈的扯着自己的两股马尾辫儿,林小贤感到又好笑又无语。 The attending class bell resounds, this place is not suitable stays for a long time, some words saying without enough time, the Lin Xiaoxian decision the evening self-study blocked her one time again. 上课铃响起,此地不宜久留,有些话来不及说,林小贤决定下了晚自习再拦她一次。
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