ITDWTLTS :: Volume #2

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„Does Brother Xian, how this time reorganize you to see?” 贤哥,这次整顿你怎么看?” Do not ask me, I am not a Yuan fragrance.” “别问我,我又不是元芳。” Li Chi you?” 李驰你呢?” Uh... person many mixed, we trade place...” 呃...人多眼杂,我们换个地方把...” Finishes class, Liu Wei and Li Chi encircle, Lin Xiaoxian is still continuing with deskmate string figure. 下了课,刘伟李驰围过来,林小贤还在继续跟同桌翻花绳 string figure played can also be the art high-end, Lin Xiaoxian was very high-end, long cotton rope in his hands like kaleidoscope unpredictable. 翻花绳玩高端了也可以是艺术,林小贤就很高端,长长的棉绳在他手里像万花筒一样变幻莫测。 Because his pattern are too really many, flips Lane deskmate not good. 由于他的花样实在太多,翻着翻着就把同桌的不行不行的了。 Was too complex! Lin Xiaoxian you trade quickly simply!” “太复杂了!林小贤你快换个简单的!” Parachute is simplest, this, that will not play with you.” “降落伞已经是最简单的了啊,这都不会啊,那不跟你玩了。” Snort...” “哼...” Does not play does not play, Su Yuan has turned the head and Ma Weiwei plays. 不玩就不玩,苏元转过头去和马薇薇玩了。 Actually the deskmate very bright affair, felt that Liu Wei they have any important matter probably, therefore also no longer wrested away Lin Xiaoxian. 其实同桌很明事理,感觉刘伟他们好像有什么重要的事情,所以也就不再霸占林小贤了。 Therefore Lin , Liu and Li go into the stair hall to start to conspire: 于是林、刘、李三人跑到楼梯间开始密谋: Said Brother Chi? How that side Zhao Mengjie to say?” “说吧驰哥赵梦洁那边咋说?” Un... frankly, I forgot... not to ask this...” “嗯...实不相瞒,我把这茬忘了...还没问她...” Goes to your Sir! Eldest sister was really the leucorrhea on you minute/share!” “去你大爷的!大姐头真是白带你上分了!” Liu Wei withstand/top the big buttocks of Li Chi with the knee fiercely, then oneself disclosed a recent information. 刘伟用膝盖猛顶李驰的大屁股,然后自己透露了一个新情报。 Wu Nuo and Cao Li this they, have the criminal record in the junior middle school probably.” 吴娜曹丽这俩人,在初中好像有前科。” What criminal record?” “什么前科?” Fights in groups.” “打群架。” Group quarrel, I have also hit...” “群架,那我也打过啊...” Now does not fight in groups like the past, relatively quite safe. 现在打群架不像过去,相对比较“安全”。 Early several years of time, Chengdu City is good, the junior high students in some small cities basically all are the dashing spirit of fearless young people, in addition the public security management is unsatisfactory, a small age approximately frame, often reveals the watermelon blade and iron rod. 早几年的时候,蓉城还好,一些小城镇的初中生基本全都是初生牛犊不怕虎,加上治安管理不佳,小小年纪约个架,动不动就亮出西瓜刀和铁棍。 The present words, the average per person quality improvement, the movie of «Young and Dangerous» series was also inferior that is so popular, occasionally has young and impetuous children approximately also to be primarily the mouth hi, as long as some people moved the club are the large-scale fighting scenes, sometimes the communication so developed age, both sides have not hit, the guardians have been hitting 110. 现在的话,人均素质提高,《古惑仔》系列的电影也不如过去那么流行,偶尔有年轻气盛的小朋友们约架也以口嗨为主,但凡有人动棍棒就已经算是大型械斗现场了,通讯如此发达的年代,有时候双方还没打起来,家长们就已经在打110了。 The Lin Xiaoxian junior middle school has also hit two group quarrels, one malingered like this, another one is to go to the sufficient population, the mutual fan that finally both sides lead a slap in the face converted an enemy into a friend... 林小贤初中也打过两场群架,有一场就是这样泡汤了,另一场则是去现场充充人数,最后双方领头的互相扇了个耳光就化敌为友了... Brother Xian, your calculates a wool the group quarrel... is pure funny...” 贤哥,那你这算个毛的群架...就是纯搞笑嘛...” Turns over to funny funny, has the field at least seen right in front of one? In my impression, fighting in groups is the young fellow, the female student, but is rare.” “搞笑归搞笑,至少场面见过了吧?我印象里,打群架的都是毛头小伙,女生可是少见的。” Truly, but also has . Moreover the female student who fights in groups also divides several types...” “确实,但也不是没有,而且打群架的女生也分几种...” Appearance that Liu Wei understands probably very much, does not know that the junior middle school has experienced anything, recollection while popular science. 刘伟好像很懂的样子,也不知道初中经历过什么,一边回忆一边科普。 The female students fight in groups, one type is the female student hits, one type is the male student hits, one type is the mixed doubles. 女生打群架,一种是和女生打,一种是和男生打,还有一种是混合双打。 Fights with the female student is the strength is quite weak, fights with the male student is quite valiant, but the male student female students hit, that is the female war-god rank, is the ruthless person in legend. 和女生打就是战力比较弱,和男生打就是比较彪悍,而男生女生都打,那就是女战神级别,属于传说中的狠人。 For example «Obstructs Day» in the strongest female role, isn't called the ruthless person Great Emperor? 比如《遮天》里的最强女角色,不就叫做狠人大帝吗? In this, divides several factions, for example has a city and countryside intersection faction, fights kills Matter very much...” “这里面呢,又分几种派系,比如有一种城乡结合部派系,打起架来就很杀马特...” Liu Wei gradually trick question, but is very fascinating, listened to Lin Xiaoxian and Li Chi fascinated, until being about to attend class returned to the primary intention: 刘伟逐渐偏题,但却很引人入胜,把林小贤李驰都听入迷了,直到快上课了才回到主旨: In brief according to my investigation, Wu Nuo and Cao Li, junior middle school time probably young woman with one group of other schools has fought, many moistens a young female juvenile delinquent.” “总之据我调查,吴娜曹丽,初中的时候好像就和一帮外校的小娘们打过架,多少沾点儿小太妹。” Lin Xiaoxian once also thought that Lin Ling of yellow hair is the young female juvenile delinquent, but that belongs to judge people solely on appearance, others hair are natural, the person is also very ordinary, is somewhat eccentric. 林小贤曾经也觉得黄头发的林灵是小太妹,不过那属于以貌取人,人家头发是天然的,人也很普通,就是有些孤僻而已。 But Wu Nuo and Cao Li have had the actual combat experience „before , professional, then the hearsay about their bullying Lin Ling, its authenticity increased a point in Lin Xiaoxian at heart. 吴娜曹丽是有过实战经验的“前职业选手”,那关于她们霸凌林灵的传闻,其真实性在林小贤心里又增加了一分。 This cannot call the discrimination, can only call the reality. 这不能叫歧视,只能叫现实。 „After Lin Ling changes shifts now, fortunately?” 林灵现在转班之后还好吧?” Un, just transferred past time Wu Nuo and Cao Li has looked for her one time, but has not had anything, relax, I have the informer in Class 9.” “嗯,刚转过去的时候吴娜曹丽找过她一次,但没发生什么,放心吧,我在九班有眼线。” 666.” “666。” Lin Xiaoxian gives the thumbs-up, was Liu Wei, the informer arrange/cloth was worthily good, entire good. 林小贤竖起大拇指,不愧是刘伟,眼线都布好了,整挺好。 Brother Xian, I thought that actually does not need to further investigate, if eldest sister by bullying, that near perfect is also these two, the past matter must pass, the litigant does not raise, we do not have the solid evidence to ask others to trouble.” 贤哥,我觉得其实也不需要进一步调查,大姐头要是被霸凌过,那八九不离十也就是这俩了,过去的事总得过去,当事人不提,那我们也没有确凿的证据去找人家麻烦。” We, mainly prevent accidents before they happen now, if in the future they and eldest sister does not have connection that again, if they separated a class also to idle the egg to hurt to do the matter, that really should be one's turn us to uphold justice.” “咱们现在吧,主要是防患于未然,要是未来她们和大姐头再无瓜葛那也就罢了,如果她们隔了一个班还闲得蛋疼去搞事,那才真的该轮到我们去匡扶正义。” The words logic of Liu Wei is very clear, the meaning of expression is also very practical. 刘伟的一席话逻辑很清楚,表达的意思也很实际。 Lin Xiaoxian and Li Chi only heard this matter at first, thought is confirmed the after authenticity of rumor, one tidies up the opposite party directly, revenges in addition to warn. 林小贤李驰最初刚听说这事儿,想的都是确认完传言的真实性后直接把对方一顿收拾,连带报仇加警告。 But in fact Lin Ling changed shifts was so also long, saw all tranquil time, they jumped suddenly, instead became a side that stirred up trouble on own initiative. 可实际上林灵转班也这么久了,眼看一切已然平静的时候,他们突然跳出来,反而就成了主动挑事的一方了。 When the time comes no matter the starting point how, their actions more were a retaliation nature rather than the defensive nature. 到时候不管出发点如何,他们的行动更多地就是一种报复性质而不是防卫性质了。 On the other hand, perhaps Lin Ling has gotten rid of this broken matter, Study lived well, as soon as they pass noisily instead get into the water others again, that may outsmart oneself. 另一方面,说不定林灵都已经摆脱掉这件破事,好好地学习生活了,他们一通闹反而把人家再次拖下水,那可就弄巧成拙了。 Brother Wei/Viagra said right, we now quite the security of Sister Yu head, the enemy is motionless I to be motionless, the enemy moves me also to move.” 伟哥说得对,我们现在相当于大姐头的保安,敌不动我不动,敌动我也动。” Li Chi also nods, then a thread of conversation revolution: 李驰也点头,然后话锋一转: We return to the original topic, how... you to say about this discipline reorganization?” “不过我们说回来哈,关于这个风纪整顿...你们咋说?” What how said?” “什么咋说?” Li Chi referred to the top of the head: Hair, the male student does not permit to have the long hair, do you cut?” 李驰指了指头顶:“头发啊,男生不准留长发,你们剪不剪?” „Don't scissors, cut to wait to be scolded?” “剪啊,不剪等着挨骂啊?” Does Liu Wei does not care actually, cut also such, the big military strategist's loft image in people heart sets up by the interesting soul, how cannot because of several hair. 刘伟倒是不在乎,剪不剪也就那样,大军师在众人心中的高大形象是靠有趣的灵魂树立起来的,才不会因为几根头发就如何如何。 Li Chi worries. 李驰就发愁。 He has the hair, for can obstruct the face slightly, appearing is not so fat. 他之所以留头发,为的能稍微把脸遮一遮,显得不那么胖。 In order to maintain the neatness of hair is not greasy, he will maintain a custom of time will also be washing head every day sooner or later respectively. 为了维持头发的清爽不油腻,他还保持着每天早晚各洗一次头的习惯。 But if then trims off, let alone the face, the head was much minimum! 可这下要是一剪掉,别说脸了,脑袋都起码得大一圈! Ok, scissors! So long as my family Mengjie does not shut out, ugly point why not!” “算了,剪吧!只要我家梦洁不嫌弃,丑一点又何妨!” Li Chi sends out wept bitterly reminded Liu Wei, making serene him suddenly also hesitant. 李驰发出的悲号提醒了刘伟,让本来风轻云淡的他突然也犹豫起来。 Zhao Mengjie possibly does not shut out Li Chi, but present Liu Wei is a little actually worried to lose face before somebody... 赵梦洁可能不嫌弃李驰,可现在的刘伟却有点儿担心在某个人面前丢脸... Liu Wei is not former Liu Wei. 刘伟已经不是从前的刘伟了。 In her front, the big military strategist, still wants to maintain relatively charming side even. 在她的面前,就算是大军师,也想维持相对帅气的一面。 Therefore, Liu Wei also starts to worry with Li Chi together, having Lin Xiaoxian is the true fearlessness. 于是,刘伟也开始和李驰一起发愁,只有林小贤是真正的无所畏惧。 The long hair has commander law of long hair, the short hair has commander law of short hair, the inch head has commander law of inch head. 长发有长发的帅法,短发有短发的帅法,寸头有寸头的帅法。 Lin Xiaoxian is very free and easy, which commander law therefore does not rigidly adhere to adopting. 林小贤很洒脱,所以并不拘泥于采取哪种帅法。
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