Section 1 the evening self-study finishes class. 第一节晚自习下课。 „Su Yuan.” “苏元。” „?” “？” „Belch ~ ~” “嗝~~” „Lin Xiaoxian you are disgusting!” “林小贤你恶心！” „Hahaha...” “哈哈哈...” Is making a belch to female deskmate, many people have done somewhat. 对着女同桌打嗝,多多少少都有很多人干过。 The male is inborn has certain extent wicked interest Biology/lifeform. 男性是一种天生就具备一定程度恶趣味的生物。 No matter the man of what age, when sees one just when the budding beauty young girl of youth age, because own practical joke writes freely, from the heart will feel joyful. 不管什么年纪的男人,当看到一个正值芳华年岁的豆蔻少女因为自己的恶作剧嬉笑怒骂,都会发自内心地感到愉悦。 Lin Xiaoxian is also so. 林小贤也是如此。 If he is a grown man of suit and dress shoes, definitely does this matter embarrassed. 如果他是一个西装革履的成年男人,肯定不好意思干出这种事。 But this time he is only youngster that a youth brims with, therefore smiles is very dissolute. 可此时的他只是一个青春洋溢的少年,所以就笑的很放肆。 „Is smelly?” “臭不臭？” „Stank to high heaven! Has the chicken... the chicken... the chicken corpulent flavor...” “臭死了！有鸡...鸡...鸡便便的味道...” Even if Su Yuan when is covering the nose, still still wants the virtuous young woman to avoid saying „excrement” character. 苏元即使在捂着鼻子的时候,也依然要淑女地避免说出“屎”字。 Lin Xiaoxian thinks of a very strange issue from this. 林小贤由此想到一个很奇怪的问题。 Many children do not like eating the egg, especially the clear water boils the egg. 很多小孩子都不爱吃鸡蛋,特别是白水煮鸡蛋。 Whenever after the guardians force the children swallow to boil the egg, can always hear such complaint: 每当家长们强迫孩子们吞下煮鸡蛋之后,总能听到这样的抱怨: „Was unpalatable dead, chicken excrement taste...” “难吃死了,一股鸡屎味儿...” Therefore how is everyone self-taught understands the chicken excrement the flavor? 所以大家都是怎么无师自通地了解鸡屎的味道的？ Can't taste since childhood? 总不能从小都尝过吧？ Su Yuan to maintain distance, both hands have also pushed on the Lin Xiaoxian shoulder, small mouth digs can hang the oil pot. 苏元为了保持距离,双手还一直推在林小贤肩膀上,小嘴儿撅的可以挂个油壶了。 Therefore Lin Xiaoxian definitely cannot continue to discuss that with this issue, looks for Liu Wei to consult. 所以林小贤肯定不能继续和她讨论这个问题,就去找刘伟请教。 „Great...?” “伟...哦？” Just close to Liu Wei, Lin Xiaoxian reached as high as 6.0 pair of eyes dynamic vision to catch him is not right. 刚靠近刘伟,林小贤高达6.0的双眼动态视力就捕捉到他的不对劲。 Specifically, is between he and Zheng Wen is not right. 准确地说,是他和郑文之间的不对劲。 Two people just now both eyes relative, collision unexpectedly is not the spark, but is some type of subtle atmosphere. 两人方才的双目相对,碰撞出的居然不是火花,而是某种微妙的气氛。 This type of atmosphere is a little tight, a little ambiguous... 这种气氛有点紧张,又有点暧昧... Lin Xiaoxian is not Gu Xiaoyan, will not read the plan, reason that can see the thing of such profound studies, all that wipes the unusual and shy happy expression depending on Zheng Wen corner of the mouth on. 林小贤不是顾小颜,不会读心术,之所以能看出这么玄学的东西,全凭郑文嘴角上那抹奇特而羞涩的笑意。 „Cough cough, Brother Wei/Viagra, you come.” “咳咳,伟哥,你过来一下。” „Good.” “哦好。” Liu Wei walks, Lin Xiaoxian draws the corridor him, looked that on the corridor has two teachers to chat, avoided to be farther. 刘伟走过来,林小贤又把他拉到走廊,看走廊上有两个老师在聊天,又避开拉更远了些。 „Any matter is so serious.” “啥事儿啊这么严肃。” Is Liu Wei serious, is the eldest sister Lin Ling matter has the change? 刘伟面色凝重,难道是大姐头林灵的事有变动？ He has not investigated clearly, Brother Xian directly starts to Wu Nuo and Cao Li? 他还没调查清楚呢,贤哥不会是要直接对吴娜和曹丽下手了吧？ „Also is all right, is issue about egg...” “也没啥事儿,是个关于鸡蛋的问题...” Lin Xiaoxian asked just doubts, the air/Qi results in Liu Wei one to truncate toward the Lin Xiaoxian head: 林小贤把刚刚的疑惑问了出来,气得刘伟往林小贤头上一顿削: „This?! This?!” “就这？！就这？！” „Aiya you first replied in any case why boils the egg to have the chicken excrement taste!” “哎呀反正你先回答,为什么煮鸡蛋会有股鸡屎味儿啊！” „The chicken excrement taste of wool, the systematic name is the egg fishy smell, the childhood was innocent, learning to read with pictures time thinks that the egg came out from the buttocks of hen, therefore smelled the egg taste, will naturally associate to the chicken excrement taste...” “毛的鸡屎味儿,学名就是蛋腥味儿,小时候是不懂事,看图识字的时候以为鸡蛋是从母鸡的屁股里出来的,所以一闻到鸡蛋味,自然就会联想到鸡屎味儿了呗...” „Originally! Come!! This!” “原！来！如！此！” Lin Xiaoxian is instantaneous, Liu Wei really worthily is a military strategist, monopolizes various doubts or problems simply. 林小贤瞬间舒爽,刘伟真不愧是军师,简直专治各种疑难杂症。 Although is some without the thing that the egg uses... 虽然都是些毫无卵用的东西... „Called about 800 li (0.5 km) the master on this broken matter, really had your...” “就这破事儿把爷叫到八百里开外来,真有你的...” Liu Wei shook the school uniform, rolls the eyes wants the round trip to walk, by Lin Xiaoxian blocking under: 刘伟抖了抖校服,翻白眼儿就要往回走,被林小贤一把拦下: „Hurried wool, but also the second issue.” “慌毛,还第二个问题。” „Aiya the duck egg is also the same.” “哎呀鸭蛋也一样。” „What chicken chicken duck, is not this, is related with you.” “什么鸡鸡鸭鸭的,不是这个,是跟你有关。” „I how?” “我咋了？” Lin Xiaoxian smiles, raised the head to throw out the chest, patted the shoulder of Liu Wei, reveals „my family/home had grows into finally” old father manner: 林小贤神秘一笑,抬头挺胸,拍了拍刘伟的肩膀,露出一副“吾家有儿终长成”的老父亲神态: „Brother Wei/Viagra, you with Zheng Wen, ....?” “伟哥,你跟郑文儿,是不是....啊？” The Lin Xiaoxian two hand fingers rub, Liu Wei changed the look immediately, lowers the head to dig out the nail slightly: 林小贤两根手指头搓一搓的,刘伟当即就变了变眼神,微微低头抠着指甲: „Anything, could not understand, walked...” “啥啊,听不懂,走了...” „, Brother Wei/Viagra originally such innocent?” “哦呀,伟哥原来这么纯情的吗？” Lin Xiaoxian traded a hand signal, both hands gave the thumbs-up to bend, like appearance that two villains bowed to heaven and earth. 林小贤又换了个手势,双手竖起大拇指弯了弯,像极了两个小人拜天地的样子。 „Then understood?” “这下懂了吧？” „Crawls...” “爬爬爬...” Liu Wei was anxious: 刘伟急了: „You have to be in love, said me innocent, installs a wool...” “你还不是没谈过恋爱,说我纯情,装个毛啊...” This saying said that was actually basically equal to laying cards on the table in disguised form. 这话一说出来,其实基本就等于变相摊牌了。 Lin Xiaoxian broadens the outlook, has not thought that usually seems like Brother Wei/Viagra that hangs, one face will also be will be unexpectedly red. 林小贤大开眼界,没想到平时看起来那么吊的伟哥,一张老脸竟然也是会红的。 tsk tsk... 啧啧... Extravagant love... 阔爱... „no way Brother Wei/Viagra, you and Zheng Wen...” “不是吧伟哥,你和郑文...” „Breathes out! My anything has not said! The point till!” “嘘嘘嘘！我啥都没说啊！点到为止！” Liu Wei said that ran. 刘伟说完跑了。 Lin Xiaoxian follows on the heels, tastes, while long-drawn-out enters the classroom. 林小贤跟在后面,一边回味,一边悠哉哉地走进教室。 Passed by Zheng Wen, looked at two person backs again time, the pleasant sensation that one type ate the melon arose spontaneously. 路过郑文旁边,再看两个人背影的时候,一种吃瓜的快感油然而生。 „Lin Xiaoxian, what do you purse the lips to smile?” “林小贤,你抿嘴抿嘴地笑什么？” Su Yuan also felt all right to say others, oneself are also pursing the lips to smile obviously. 苏元还好意思说别人,明明自己也在抿嘴抿嘴地笑。 But she is because tonight must go to the Lin Xiaoxian home to have the dinner, why is Lin Xiaoxian? 只不过她是因为今晚要去林小贤家里共进晚餐,林小贤又是为什么呢？ „I smile, because of the marvelousness of feeling marriage affinity.” “我笑,是因为感慨姻缘的奇妙。” „Marriage affinity?” “姻缘？” „Said you do not understand..., can only say that deskmate is really mysterious fetters, two people can mingle unexpectedly calmly...” “说了你也不懂...唉,只能说同桌真是一种神奇的羁绊,两个人居然可以不动声色地就搅在一起...” „......” “......” No matter Lin Xiaoxian is losing what temper, is in the words has the words, Su Yuan does not dare to meet this saying in any case. 不管林小贤又在发什么神经,是不是话里有话,反正苏元是不敢接这话的。 She with Lin Xiaoxian has not mingled, is not good to meet randomly. 她还没有和林小贤搅在一起呢,可不好乱接的。 If Su Yuan wants to blush, immediately grasps a piece of small bread to force in the mouth big mouth place to chew from the school desk carelessly. 苏元要想脸红了,马上胡乱从课桌里抓出一块小面包塞进嘴里大口地嚼起来。 This move is very useful, so long as with food shift attention, will not look like shy. 这招还挺有用,只要用食物转移注意力的话,好像就不会觉得害羞了。 It is not good! 不好！ That tonight comes up in the Lin Xiaoxian family/home, does she want to eat has eaten is good? 那今晚上去林小贤家里,她岂不是要一直吃一直吃才行了？ Su Yuan worried that traces the small belly, when the time comes can eat up... 苏元担忧地摸摸小肚皮,到时候吃得下嘛... Goes to the boy home for the first time, to Su Yuan is the so bold adventure. 第一次去男孩子家里,对苏元来说是如此大胆的冒险。 After all... cannot go home perhaps... 毕竟...回不回得了家都说不定呢... Su Yuan is only imagines, in the brain appears the scene that in these shows various types cannot be described. 苏元光是想像一下,脑子里就不禁浮现出那些美剧里各种不可描述的场面。 For example in these campuses in the play, the actor goes to the leading lady home for the first time, climbs the bedroom of leading lady from the tree frequently, then... 比如那些校园里剧里,男主角第一次去女主角家里,就经常是从树上爬进女主角的卧室吗,然后... Then on mosaic... 然后就马赛克了... They are big, with oneself, but same age. 他们才多大啊,跟自己可是同龄。 Everyone is a high-school student, how the high-school students in America can have no sense of shame like this! 大家都是高中生,美利坚的高中生怎么能这样不知羞耻呢！ Dirty! 龌龊！ Capitalism was too extremely evil! 资本主义果然太万恶了！ Su Yuan strengthened the own ideology at the same time, on the other hand the chest pū passes pū the earth fault soon to jump. 苏元一方面坚定了自己的意识形态,另一方面胸口噗通噗通地快要跳出来似的。 Although Lin Xiaoxian had not asked that but by guessing knew deskmate definitely at the yy anything dirty matter. 林小贤虽然没问,但靠猜的就知道同桌肯定又在yy什么污污的事情了。 -------------------- -------------------- Section 1 the evening self-study has finished class for 5 minutes. 第一节晚自习已经下课五分钟了。 Not only the teacher has not come, the preparation bell has not hit. 不仅老师没来,预备铃也没打。 „What situation?” “啥情况？” Many people are perplexed, only then a Lin Xiaoxian person started to tidy up the book bag. 很多人不明所以,只有林小贤一个人开始收拾书包了。 „Did Brother Xian, go back?” “贤哥,回去了？” Ma Weiwei is teasing, obtained is actually the Lin Xiaoxian self-confident reply: 马薇薇调笑着,得到的却是林小贤自信的回答: „Right, went back!” “对啊,回去了！” „, Earnest? Your how long hasn't skipped classes?” “靠,认真的？你都多久没逃课了？” Lin Xiaoxian smiles not to speak, until Du Tianjun comes, is knocking the shutter: 林小贤笑而不语,直到杜天君进来,敲着门板: „Eeeeeh, today first went back, is on vacation from school.” “诶诶诶,今天先回去了,放学。” „?” “啊？” Many people think oneself misunderstood. 好多人以为自己听错了。 What day today? 啥日子啊今天？ Du Tianjun stares: „Hasn't director come to say to you? The Bureau of Education does the traditional culture moon/month, therefore the today winter solstice puts ahead of time.” 杜天君一愣:“主任没来给你们说吗？教育局搞传统文化月,所以今天冬至提前放。” „Good!!!” “好！！！” Then everyone understands why Lin Xiaoxian tidied up the book bag. 这下大家才明白林小贤为什么收拾书包了。 The Bureau of Education, does the good deed rarely. 教育局,真是难得做回好事啊。 After makes noise and cheers, the crowd starts to disperse, Ma Weiwei suspected that intensely Lin Xiaoxian has the inside story: 一阵喧闹和欢呼后,人群开始散开,马薇薇就强烈怀疑林小贤有内幕: „Lin Xiaoxian, the directors have not come, how you know that today does put ahead of time?” “林小贤,主任都没来,你咋知道今天提前放的？” „Hehe, security booth small blackboard two days ago has informed...” “呵呵,保安亭的小黑板两天前早就通知了好吗...” „Small blackboard...” “小黑板...” Ma Weiwei really did not have too to pay attention, the entrance small blackboard usually is not writes some spirit of the session collected sayings of keeping up appearances. 马薇薇还真没太注意,门口的小黑板平时不都是写一些撑场面的会议精神语录吗。 However obviously in the class not everyone has not paid attention. 不过显然班上并不是所有人都没注意。 Some many people same have also tidied up the book bag with Lin Xiaoxian. 有不少人也跟林小贤一样早就收拾了书包。 Ma Weiwei this being engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world deity, instead is the small part. 马薇薇这种两耳不闻窗外事的神仙,反而才是小部分。 „Brother Xian walks.” “贤哥走走走。” „Xiaoxian does!” “小贤搞起哦！” Li Chi and Liu Wei also tidy up early, does not have anxiously, but encircled toward Lin Xiaoxian. 李驰和刘伟也是早收拾好,却没有急着走,而是朝着林小贤围了过来。 „, Do you walk? What does?” “诶诶,你们走哪？搞啥？” Ma Weiwei compels again ignorant, then knew that the Lin Xiaoxian winter solstice must treat to eat the mutton! 马薇薇再次懵逼,然后才得知林小贤冬至要请客吃羊肉！ Zheng Wen, Zhang Zhiheng, Fang Sheng... 郑文,张志恒,方升... The increasing numbers of people encircled shortly, the Ma Weiwei heart is itchy and anxious: 眼看越来越多的人都围了过来,马薇薇心又痒又急: „Lin Xiaoxian, didn't so many people, you invite me unexpectedly?!” “林小贤,这么多人,你居然不请我？！” „Now please, walk with enough time.” “现在请也来得及啊,走呗。” „Okay good, hehe.” “好好好,嘿嘿。” The Ma Weiwei Sichuan opera turns hostile, the mood is then good. 马薇薇川剧变脸,心情这才舒畅起来。 However, next to Lin Xiaoxian's another small face, must put in great inconvenience at this time has the multi- grievance. 然而,紧挨着林小贤的另一张小脸,此时就要多委屈就有多委屈了。 What has the dinner, originally is the bad people running wild... 什么共进晚餐,原来是群魔乱舞啊...