From 10 : 00 am to 1 : 00 pm, the Lin Xiaoxian lunch has not eaten several, decided several big-ticket item finally. 从早上10点一直到下午1点,林小贤中午饭都没吃几口,总算敲定了几个大件儿。 What is most expensive is the Lin Xiaoshu computer, next is a television. 最贵的是林小书的电脑,其次是电视。 Although now many family popular projecting apparatus, but Lin Xiaoxian always felt the effect and entity screen of projecting apparatus compared with the incoming messenger. 虽然现在很多家庭流行投影仪,但林小贤始终觉得投影仪的效果和实体屏幕比起来差了很多。 He has solicited the suggestions of Lin Xiaoshu, Lin Xiaoshu is actually partial in the projecting apparatus. 他征求过林小书的意见,林小书却偏向于投影仪。 „Reason?” “理由呢？” „The words of reason... isn't the film projector of movie theater one of the projecting apparatus? The effect of movie theater is so good, won't that projecting apparatus definitely miss?” “理由的话...电影院的放映机不也是投影仪的一种吗？电影院的效果那么棒,那投影仪肯定也不会差吧？” „, The movie theater cannot miss with the family are too many.” “不是哦,电影院跟家庭可差太多了。” If this reason, that Lin Xiaoxian rather chooses the television. 如果是这个理由的话,那林小贤还是宁愿选电视机。 The consideration of Lin Xiaoshu is a taking for granted idea, in fact the film projector and projecting apparatus not only differ greatly in the power, meanwhile built-in three dmt chips, the effect at all is not the projecting apparatus of monolithic dmt chip can the comparison. 林小书的考虑是一种想当然的想法,实际上放映机和投影仪不仅在功率上相差巨大,同时还内置了三枚dmt芯片,效果根本不是单片dmt芯片的投影仪可以比较的。 „Moreover Xiaoshu you know why the big silver screen of movie theater did call the big silver screen?” “而且小书你知道电影院的大银幕为什么叫大银幕？” „Does not know.” “不知道。” „Because the theater curtain of movie theater really plated silver, this was also family/home.” “因为电影院的幕布是真的镀了一层银的,这也是家里比不了的。” „Really plates with silver?” “真的镀银？” Lin Xiaoshu knows this cold knowledge for the first time. 林小书还是第一次知道这个冷知识。 „Elder Brother, in the afternoon do not watch the movie with Elder Sister Xiaoyan? Do you blow a little money to come back to be good secretly?” “哥,你下午不是要跟小颜姐姐去看电影吗？那你偷偷刮一点儿银子回来好不好呀？” „It is not good! Others coating are not of jewelry, could not blow money not saying that damaged must compensate the good money.” “不好！人家那个镀层又不是首饰的那种,刮不出银子不说,损坏了还得赔大钱。” „I know me to know, cracks a joke...” “我知道我知道,开个玩笑而已啦...” Lin Xiaoshu makes faces grinningly, she is the intelligent younger sister, is not Wang Xiaomeng that stupid younger sister, this general knowledge can think. 林小书笑嘻嘻地扮鬼脸,她是聪明的妹妹,又不是王小梦那种笨妹妹,这点儿常识还是能想到的。 Lin Xiaoshu returns to the sofa, the preparation continues to unpack to bind, finally discovered that Tuantuan / Dumpling same hugs with the koala on the box of rectangle, on the flexure sofa everywhere is the wool. 林小书回到沙发上,准备继续拆包裹,结果发现团团跟个树袋熊一样抱在长方形的箱子上,挠的沙发上到处是毛。 „Tuantuan / Dumpling! Other flexure!” “团团！别挠了！” „Meow...” “喵...” „Go away! Meow!” “走开！喵嗷！” The claw of Tuantuan / Dumpling was too mischievous, Lin Xiaoshu also stretches out her claw threat. 团团的爪子太淘气了,林小书也伸出她的爪子恐吓。 Lin Xiaoxian this also notices, for the younger sister probably this package was busy at work a morning. 林小贤这也才注意到,妹妹好像为了这个包裹忙活了一上午了。 „What broken gadget hasn't one disassembled in the morning?” “什么破玩意儿一上午没拆开？” „It is not the broken gadget, is the fish that the sister-in-law/little aunt sends does.” “不是破玩意儿,是小姨寄的鱼干到了。” „Does fish do?” “鱼干？” After Lin Xiaoxian gawked a while suddenly, indeed has such matter probably. 林小贤愣了一会儿之后恍然,好像的确有这么件事。 Initially just met Tuantuan / Dumpling went home, the sister-in-law/little aunt calls to say „the Hawaiian small fish that one batch exposed to the sun personally did”. 当初刚把团团接回家的时候,小姨打电话过来说有一批“亲手晒的夏威夷小鱼干”。 Now wrapped crosses the seas to cross ocean to deliver finally, from mailed out initially almost just over the past month. 如今包裹终于漂洋过海送到了,距离当初寄出来差不多刚好过去一个月。 „Worthily is the postal service, the speed really as always steady, with exactly the same that I forecast.” “不愧是邮政,速度果然一如既往地稳,跟我预测的一模一样。” Lin Xiaoxian deeply feels to admire, in selected a to praise for the postal service silently at heart. 林小贤深感佩服,默默在心里为邮政点了个赞。 --------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- The package very pervert that the sister-in-law/little aunt sends. 小姨寄过来的这个包裹很变态。 Was surpassed the butyl adhesive tape that mounts to make the steamed rice dumpling not to say with huge crowds of people, the interior also has a hard shell probably. 里三层外三层被超黏的丁基胶带包成了粽子不说,内部好像还有一层硬壳。 Lin Xiaoshu has gripped to try with the blade, said that has sound that the metal hacks to rub. 林小书已经用刀扎进去试了试,说有金属剐蹭的声音。 „Metal? The woman will not install in the safe cabinet sends?” “金属？那女人不会是装在保险柜里寄过来的吧？” Lin Xiaoxian does not make the unproductive attempt, goes to the next door Auntie Wang home to borrow an electric drill directly. 林小贤不做徒劳的尝试,直接去隔壁王阿姨家借来一把电钻。 „Xiaoshu leaves distant point, the attention security.” “小书离远点儿,注意安全。” „Un.” “嗯。” The safest place is an Elder Brother behind, Lin Xiaoshu holds Tuantuan / Dumpling to hide behind Lin Xiaoxian, big small two heads are visiting cautiously. 最安全的地方就是哥哥的身后,林小书抱着团团躲在林小贤后面,一大一小两个脑袋小心翼翼地探视着。 Buzz humming sound- 嗡嗡嗡-- As the electric drill in hand sinks slightly, a small skewer spark braves, the package was broken. 随着手中的电钻稍稍一沉,一小串火花冒出来,包裹算是被破开了。 Fortunately, inside shell is not the safety deposit box, otherwise the electric drill cannot drill. 还好,里面的壳子并不是什么保险箱,不然电钻也是钻不开的。 Later spent very big strength, Lin Xiaoxian little to break open the entire package from this pinhole finally. 之后又花了很大的力气,林小贤终于从这个小洞一点点把整个包裹破开。 Inside metal shell also reveals the appearance/portrait. 里面的金属壳子也露出真容。 Actually is a plastic box is wrapping a 2 millimeters thick brand-new shiny aluminum skin. 其实就是一个塑料盒子包着一层二毫米厚的崭新锃亮的铝皮。 In box attire definitely is the small fish does, but why can wrap an aluminum? 盒子里装的肯定是小鱼干,但为什么要包一层铝呢？ The Lin Xiaoshu third year chemistry had just taught this knowledge node, she is frowning thinks all of a sudden: 林小书初三化学刚刚教过这个知识点,她皱着眉头一下子想到了: „Elder Brother... the sister-in-law/little aunt she... specially with not plating the aluminum sheet of zinc came moisture-proof...” “哥...小姨她...不会是专门用镀了锌的铝板来防潮的吧...” „Un, with the brain circuit of that person, possibly has.” “嗯,以那个人的脑回路,不是没可能。” What the small fish does is the marine transportation, moisture-proof is understandable. 小鱼干走的是海运,防潮是可以理解的。 However in the special package such a thick galvanized aluminium board comes moisture-proof, was really sister-in-law's/little aunt's exclusive hard core style. 然而专门包上这么厚的一层镀锌铝板来防潮,真的就是小姨专属的硬核风格了。 Also unwieldy, effect possibly might as well drying agent, but that woman can do. 既笨重,效果可能还不如干燥剂,但那个女人偏偏就干得出来。 „This year the new year's celebration she went home, I must dig to study her brain well, Xiaoshu you am responsible for recording when the time comes.” “今年过年等她回家,我要好好把她的脑子挖出来研究一下,小书你到时候负责录像。” „......” “......” Lin Xiaoxian was saying seriously the speech of terrifying, then unloads the aluminum sheet, reveals inside transparent three no plastic boxes. 林小贤一本正经地说着恐怖的发言,然后卸开铝板,露出里面透明的三无塑料盒子。 Inside was dense and numerous, installs the minimum 3 kilograms small fish to do! 里面密密麻麻,装了起码三公斤的小鱼干！ „Many! No wonder wraps such heavily...” “好多啊！难怪包裹这么重...” Lin Xiaoshu lifts Tuantuan / Dumpling to Lin Xiaoxian in front of surprisedly: 林小书惊奇地把团团举到林小贤面前: „Elder Brother you looked, the Tuantuan / Dumpling eye stared straight ~” “哥你看,团团眼睛都盯直了~” „Fool, the cat eye was straight during the daytime, in the evening changes the circle.” “笨蛋,猫眼白天本来就是直的,晚上才变圆。” „Also is...” “也是哈...” The small fish does is not the principal grains is between -meal snack, such big quantity enough Tuantuan / Dumpling consumes well some time. 小鱼干不是主粮是零食,这么大的量够团团消耗好一段时间的了。 According to the convention, Lin Xiaoxian made the WeChat phone call personally in the past, made clear some questionable points to the sister-in-law/little aunt: 按照惯例,林小贤还是亲自打了微信电话过去,向小姨搞清楚了一些疑点: „Crooked askew?” “歪歪歪？” „Fed the sister-in-law/little aunt, the fish received dry/does, but how colorful...” “喂小姨,鱼干收到了,但是怎么五颜六色的...” „Hawaii, the fingerling must certainly enrich.” “夏威夷嘛,鱼种肯定要丰富一点。” Lin Xiaoxian twisted a fish to look dry/does: 林小贤捻起一条鱼干看了看: „But the sister-in-law/little aunt, can you give me popular science, what fish is purple...” “可是小姨,你能不能给我科普一下,什么鱼是紫色的...” The sister-in-law/little aunt was silent. 小姨沉默了。 After more than ten seconds, replied: 十几秒后才回答道: „What purple... purple calls beautiful fish, for actinopterygii outline perciformes labroidei cichlid in which one type...” “紫色啊...紫色的是叫奈沙丽鱼,为辐鳍鱼纲鲈形目隆头鱼亚目慈鲷科的其中一种...” „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, you in Baidu/hundred degree ...” “小姨,你在百度吧...” „I do not have!” “我没有！” The sister-in-law/little aunt is righteous, she is Google comes out obviously. 小姨理直气壮,她明明是谷歌出来的。 „In brief you felt relieved that was good, did you look my previous time to your facial mask, Xiaoyan used? It is not well?” “总之你放心就好了,你看我上次给你的面膜,小颜用了没？不是好好的吗？” „This goods are also the kitty of my roommate try to eat, her family/home has many, the rag doll Gaffey even Thailand has, my that all eats.” “这回的货也是我舍友的猫咪试吃过的,她家有好多,布偶加菲甚至暹罗都有,全吃的我这个。” Good, secure sister-in-law/little aunt indeed does not have the criminal record. 好吧,安全性这块小姨的确没有前科。 But in Lin Xiaoxian another pile of small fish do flip, fish out a more serious thing. 但紧接着林小贤又一堆小鱼干里翻了翻,摸出一个更不得了的东西。 „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, why I will discover one pile of small iron balls...” “小姨,我为什么会发现一堆小铁球...” „Small iron ball?” “小铁球？” The sister-in-law/little aunt is silent. 小姨再次沉默。 After more than ten seconds, replied again: 十几秒后再次回答: „Xiaoxian you could rest assured that that should not be the toxic metal, is only the ordinary bullet.” “小贤你放心,那应该不是什么有毒金属,只是普通的子弹而已。” „Bullet????” “子弹？？？？” „Un, the fish is I grasps in Pearl Harbor, the time in the past the Japanese forces sneak attacking, the seabed sank many bullets.” “嗯,鱼是我在珍珠港抓的嘛,当年日军偷袭过来的时候,海底沉了很多子弹的。” „......” “......” Lin Xiaoxian had nothing to say in reply, sister-in-law/little aunt in the life too magic of Hawaii. 林小贤无言以对,小姨在夏威夷的生活实在太魔幻了。 He even suspected, the sister-in-law/little aunt also same is transmigration comes with him, same opened some unusual external. 他甚至怀疑,小姨是不是也跟他一样是穿越过来的,一样开了某种奇特的外挂。