The Lin Xiaoxian current level, does not have the least bit pressure regarding the monthly examination simply. 林小贤目前的水平,对于月考简直没有半点压力。 He is the just partner, oneself do not only have the pressure is not good, cannot look helplessly the brothers meet misfortune. 他是正义的伙伴,光自己没压力也不行,不能眼睁睁看着兄弟们落难。 Therefore, test time, he every completes the examination paper with the unbelievable speed, then brings voice change item, the full corridor like the war correspondent is upon the jump, is reading the answer outside several examination places loudly. 于是,考试的时候,他每一场都用难以置信的速度完成试卷,然后带着变声器道具,像个战地记者一样满楼道跑来跑去,在几个考场外面大声念着答案。 Number of times more than one, is not no one suspects Lin Xiaoxian. 次数一多,也不是没人怀疑林小贤。 After all takes a broad view at the entire grade, he is almost first person who goes out of the examination place. 毕竟放眼整个年级,他都几乎是第一个走出考场的人。 Just, the Lin Xiaoxian movement is too resourceful flexibly, patrols to test teacher many times will also use 【Transmission】 After skill circles . 只不过,林小贤动作实在太机敏灵活,巡考老师多的时候还会用【传送】技能绕后。 In addition the fluctuation sound, the old person child women have each time, therefore he has the ample evidence to be pure from the card. 再加上每次都变幻声音,老人小孩女人都有,所以他有充分的证据自证清白。 Therefore the entire two days of test in the past, the mysterious hero in this schoolmates eyes, the deceitful evil person in teacher eyes, had not been brought to justice. 因此整整两天考试过去,这个同学们眼中的神秘英雄,老师眼中的狡诈恶徒,始终没有被捉拿归案。 The Lin Xiaoxian also point, only read the choice question, and only limited to several examination places that Li Chi they were. 林小贤也点到为止,只念选择题,并且只局限于李驰他们所在的几个考场。 Moreover his answer is also keeping certain error rate. 而且他的答案还保持着一定的错误率。 As the matter stands, some sensible people do not like to believe him, truly incurable academic dregs meets the master form original design to fill in the answer that Lin Xiaoxian read. 这样一来,一些个有判断力的人就不太愿意相信他,只有真正无可救药的学渣才会原模原样地填写林小贤念的答案。 Therefore from some angle, Lin Xiaoxian reduced the influence surface of this event in disguised form, avoided some unnecessary trouble. 因此从某种角度上,林小贤变相地缩小了此次事件的影响面,避免了一些不必要的麻烦。 After testing, Lin Xiaoxian to Li Chi „user experience” conducted paying a return visit. 考完之后,林小贤对李驰们的“用户体验”进行了回访。 Participant Chen and Liu said that answer many that the mysterious person provides to score helpful. 受访者陈某和刘某都表示,神秘人提供的答案多少还是对分数有帮助的。 At least higher than the accuracy that they make, this was good. 至少比他们自己做的正确率高,这就行了。 -------------------------- -------------------------- The first monthly examination of this month from 10 th to 11 th, testing was on December 12. 本月的第一次月考是10号到11号,考完就是12月12号。 Double 12, originally an average not wonderful day, in the e-commerce giants are the large quantities of capital of head conducts after the viral propaganda and hype, becomes another pair 11. 双12,原本一个平平无奇的日子,在电商巨头为首的一大批资本进行病毒式宣传和炒作过后,成为了又一个双11。 „American has a black Friday, our is more powerful, double 11 pairs 12, but also there is any Jingdong 618, does not know really thinks that our average per person consumption levels flung developed country several streets.” “美国人有一个黑色星期五,我们这更给力,双11双12,还有什么京东618,不知道的真以为咱们的人均消费水平甩了发达国家几条街呢。” Double 12 on the same day, Lin Xiaoxian complained, the delight that while strolled on TMall, fully annotated what Weizhen to be fragrant. 双12当天,林小贤一边吐槽,一边在天猫上逛的不亦乐乎,充分诠释了何为真香。 On the sofa opened Lin Xiaoshu of package to be unable to continue watching: 沙发上拆着包裹的林小书都看不下去了: „Elder Brother you little said two, works as and vertical, the facial skin is thicker than the city wall corner.” “哥你少说两句吧,又当又立的,脸皮比城墙转角还厚。” „Bold, dares to scold me? Is about to make me slap!” “大胆,敢骂我？快过来让我掌嘴！” „Snort, do you try?” “哼,你试试？” Lin Xiaoshu puts down the package, is supine the head both hands fork waist. 林小书放下包裹,仰着脑袋双手叉腰。 Lin Xiaoxian naturally does not hate to slap, the computer chair slides to embrace the bosom Xiaoshu, kissed on the younger sister face wickedly. 林小贤自然是舍不得掌嘴的,电脑椅滑过去把小书揽到怀里,恶狠狠地在妹妹脸上亲了一下。 „Saliva! Elder Brother are you repugnant, you should slap...” “口水！哥你讨不讨厌,你才该掌嘴...” Lin Xiaoxian is more and more wild, did not pass through allows to dare the blood younger sister. 林小贤才是越来越猖狂,不经过允许就敢亲妹妹了。 „What important matter do you such excited... have?” “你这么激动...是不是有什么大事啊？” „Right, double 12 are the important matters!” “没错,双十二就是大事！” „Do you want to open a shop?” “你要开店？” „No, I must buy!” “不,我要买买买！” Goes shopping? 买东西？ Goes shopping to be „important matter”? 买什么东西算得上“大事”？ Lin Xiaoxian smiles not to speak , to continue to increase the shopping cart, Lin Xiaoshu looks in the one side. 林小贤笑而不语,继续添加购物车,林小书就在一旁看着。 „Haier... three stars... Sony... elder brother! Can our family/home change the television?” “海尔...三星...索尼...哥！我们家要换电视了？” „Right, so as to avoid Tuantuan / Dumpling always jumps to the television on, changing into the wall hanging is ultra-thin, looked how it comes to a stop...” “对,免得团团老跳到电视上,换成壁挂超薄的,看它怎么站得稳...” „Meow?” “喵？” Tuantuan / Dumpling felt oneself aimed, is overly suspicious and fearful to turn around calls one, then continues to dig the package on sofa with the claw one by one. 团团感觉自己被针对了,疑神疑鬼地转过来叫一声,然后继续用爪子一下一下地刨着沙发上的包裹。 „Not is only a television, the washer refrigerator air conditioning kitchen fan... while this pair 12, all trades!” “不仅是电视,洗衣机冰箱空调抽油烟机...趁这次双十二,全换！” „All trades?!” “全换？！” The Lin Xiaoshu breath turned very quiet, regarding until now day clear impoverished poor Lin Family, this can indeed be important matter one. 林小书呼吸都屏住了,对于一直以来日子都清清贫贫的林家而言,这的确算得上大事一件。 In family/home present electrical appliances, the youngest television also used to be close for 6 years. 要知道,家里现在的家电,最年轻的电视机也用了接近六年。 But the whistling swan refrigerator of most longevity used for 20 years, is bigger than two brother and sister's ages. 而最长寿的小天鹅电冰箱更是用了20年,比俩兄妹的年纪还大。 Has saying that similarly is domestic-made, the thing quality in the past producing is really better than the present. 不得不说,同样是国产,过去生产的东西质量真的比现在要好。 In addition, new kitchen fan, oven, sweeping the floor robot... 除此之外,还有新增的抽油烟机,烤箱,扫地机器人... In Lin Xiaoxian's shopping cart dazzling, Lin Xiaoshu really could not bear: 林小贤的购物车里琳琅满目,林小书实在忍不住了: „Elder Brother, money where you come, never agrees told me, I was a little afraid...” “哥,你到底哪里来的钱啊,老不肯告诉我,我都有点害怕了...” „Hahaha...” “哈哈哈...” Lin Xiaoxian laughs is touching her head: 林小贤大笑着摸摸她的头: „Feared I do do the matter that what broke the law outside?” “是不是怕我在外面干了什么违法乱纪的事情？” „I believe that you do not have! But..., but...” “我相信你没有！可是...可是...” This expenditure too were but many! 可是这笔花费真的太多了！ Although Lin Xiaoshu has not seen the grand total settlement of shopping cart, but estimates also over 20,000 probably, even must have 30,000! 林小书虽然还没看到购物车的总计结算,但是大概估计也超过两万块,甚至得有三万！ The Elder Brother bought a 10,000 camera, where now comes out so much money... 哥哥才买了一台一万的相机,现在又从哪里多出来这么多钱啊... Facing worry and doubts of younger sister, Lin Xiaoxian opens the mouth: 面对妹妹的担忧和疑惑,林小贤开口了: „Good Xiaoshu, I laid cards on the table, actually I have been making the concurrent job secretly.” “好吧小书,我摊牌了,其实我一直都在偷偷做兼职。” „What holds concurrent jobs?” “什么兼职？” „From! By! Write! Manuscript! People!” “自！由！撰！稿！人！” Lin Xiaoxian is half real , half fake, said one word at a time. 林小贤半真半假,一字一顿地说。 He does not want to make Lin Xiaoshu consider thoroughly, but still does not want to make the younger sister know the status of own net article author. 他不想让林小书多虑,但也依然不想让妹妹知道自己网文作者的身份。 After all «Emperor Tyrant» installed to compare, was looked by the younger sister Lin Xiaoxian wanted certainly ashamed and dies. 毕竟《霸帝》太装比了,被妹妹看去了林小贤肯定要羞耻而死。 „I write an article to make money on various types of self media, the double 12 things, as well as this semester improve the money of meals, is my payment for published piece.” “我在各种自媒体上写文章挣钱,双12的东西,以及这学期改善伙食的钱,都是我的稿费。” Lin Xiaoshu hears dumbfoundedly. 林小书听得目瞪口呆。 Free-lance writer... 自由撰稿人... Feels the good big on occupation. 感觉好高大上的职业啊。 Although she is not clear, but in the television has seen probably, should be that type takes pen in hand to make a lot of money the high-end occupations. 她虽然不清楚,但电视里好像看到过,应该是那种一提笔能挣很多钱的高端职业。 Chef, is a photographer, is the writer... 既是厨师,又是摄影师,还是作家... Lin Xiaoshu is breaking off the finger, the brain is dizzy, the Elder Brother was she has really seen the fiercest person. 林小书掰着手指,脑子晕乎乎的,哥哥真的是她见过最厉害的人了。 „In your present has many payments for published piece...” “那你现在手里有多少稿费啊...” „This, did not disclose that temporarily, empties in the shopping cart in brief these things, does not have the pressure...” “这个嘛,就暂不透露了,总之清空购物车里这些东西,还是没压力的...” Lin Xiaoxian opens several pages: 林小贤又打开几个页面: „Right Xiaoshu, your HP computer used is so long, screen moist, traded simply.” “对了小书,你那个惠普电脑用了这么久,屏幕都潮了,干脆也换了吧。” „Also can use, the elder brother you do not buy for me.” “还能用的,哥你别给我买。” „Should buy must buy, your screen was the dot selected, what to do caused to break down the eye?” “该买就得买,你那屏幕都是小点点了,把眼睛搞坏了怎么办？” Lin Xiaoxian was saying pulled a paper to write, besides the computer, he also had wants for the thing that Xiaoshu bought. 林小贤说着扯了一张纸写起来,除了电脑,他还有很多想给小书买的东西。 For example the clothes, the younger sister except for the new year's celebration, usually rarely buys the new clothes. 比如衣服,妹妹除了过年,平时很少买新衣服。 Quick blanch that for example the shoes, two 34 yards black canvas shoes wash again. 再比如鞋子,两双34码的黑色帆布鞋洗的快发白了。 Cell phone. 还有手机。 Lin Xiaoshu three years ago machine sufficient phone bills deliver, can play the King glory to be the miracle simply. 林小书三年前的机器还是充话费送的,能玩动王者荣耀简直能算是奇迹。 „Un... each month takes a spending money again to her...” “嗯...每个月再拿点儿零花钱给她吧...” When third year graduation Xiaoshu was the big girl, will be many expenses in some worldly wise, in the hand must have a mere pittance to be convenient frequently. 等初三毕业小书就是大女孩了,会多一些人情世故方面的花销,手里经常得有个三瓜两枣才方便。 Right, possibly also has the cosmetics. 哦对,可能还有化妆品。 ...... ...... Lin Xiaoshu sees the Elder Brother to write these things on paper, almost is thing that only then she uses. 林小书看着哥哥写在纸上的那些东西,几乎全是只有她才用的东西。 Except that in the family/home is a younger sister, no matter the payment for published piece has many, this fool has not made the meaning of plan to oneself in any case probably. 除了家里就是妹妹,不管稿费有多少,这个笨蛋反正好像一点儿没给自己做打算的意思。 „Elder Brother... was OK...” “哥...可以了...” Lin Xiaoshu presses firmly between the fingers the pen in his hand, is pursing the lips some angrily. 林小书捏住他手中的笔,撅着嘴有些气鼓鼓的。 The Lin Xiaoxian thought too jumped, writes, has also soon started to write about what wedding budget unexpectedly. 林小贤思维太跳跃,写字也很快,居然已经开始写到什么婚礼预算了。 „Does orchid jade decide the nuptial dress... you to buy for your wife high?” “兰玉高定婚纱...你给你老婆买啊？” „Buys for you, you later get married unable anything to make the groom's family leave, appearing our Lin Family is too characterless.” “给你买的,你以后嫁人不能啥都让男方出,显得咱们林家太没骨气。” „That cannot write, Elder Brother, I later do not get married...” “那就更不许写了,哥,我以后不嫁人的...” „Nonsense, that is you have not bumped into really loves.” “胡说,那是你没碰上真爱。” Lin Xiaoxian thinks, this saying to be inappropriate, Xiaoshu is big, some that probably truly thinks were excessively far. 林小贤想了想,这话也不合适,小书才多大啊,好像确实想的有些过分远了。 „Elder Brother... Lin Xiaoxian... you hopes very much after me, marries?” “哥...林小贤...你难道很希望我以后嫁走吗？” „Naturally does not hope that but the female does not remain greatly, you will have a liking boyfriend to care about you for the Elder Brother sooner or later, takes care of you, accompanies you to live to live together...” “当然不希望了,可是女大不中留啊,你迟早会有一个喜欢的男朋友替哥哥关心你,照顾你,陪你一起生活过日子...” „Ok.” “行了。” Lin Xiaoshu covered his mouth not to make him say, she does not want to listen again. 林小书捂住他的嘴不让他说了,她也不想再听。 What does not remain, what boyfriend, Lin Xiaoshu will be simple to own future giving free reign to the imagination, so long as with Elder Brother continuously like this in together not enough? 什么不中留,什么男朋友,林小书对自己未来的畅想再简单不过,只要和哥哥一直这样在一起不就够了吗？ The only ridge is not what wedding budget, is likely the future sister-in-law to be right... 唯一的坎也不会是什么婚礼预算,倒有可能是未来的嫂子才对... If which day, Lin Xiaoshu had the sister-in-law, she will allow herself also to stay side the Elder Brother? Will allow three people to live under the same eaves? 要是哪一天,林小书有了嫂子,她会允许自己还呆在哥哥身边吗？会允许三个人住在同一屋檐下吗？ Thinks to feel not possible... 想想都觉得不可能... Was known perhaps also at the meeting the news. 被人知道了说不定还会上新闻。 When the time comes how her to be ridiculed does not matter, what to do did the Elder Brother face countenance completely lose that? What to do couldn't gain ground before the colleagues of unit? What to do was regarded is falls in love with younger sister's pervert? 到时候她被怎么嘲笑都无所谓,哥哥颜面尽失了那怎么办？在单位的同事面前抬不起头了怎么办？被当成是爱上自己妹妹的变态怎么办？ ...... ...... Lin Xiaoshu is heavyhearted, in head one bunch at sixes and sevens things, thought was farther than Lin Xiaoxian. 林小书忧心忡忡,脑瓜里一堆乱七八糟的东西,已经想的比林小贤还要远了。