IRAS :: Volume #3

#214: Your Air China bullied the human!


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Speech!” “说话呀!” Buddy!” “哥们儿!” Hey, opposite that airplane!” “嘿,对面那飞机!” „Do you know that goes to the road of Hongqiao Airport?” “你丫到底知不知道去虹桥机场的路啊?” The Zhang Ye unwilling heart called continuously several times, the communication is not good. 张烨不甘心地连续呼叫了几次,通讯还是不行。 Regarding these of Teacher Zhang mouth local dialect, the stewardesses are very speechless, but to the Teacher Zhang call behavior, they affirms! 对于张老师嘴里的那些“土话”,空姐们都十分无语,但是对张老师的呼叫行为,她们还是肯定的! Old stewardess rapid analysis said: If we crashed a moment ago does not have the sheer, distant place that airplane should be consistent with our routes, they likely also go to the Hongqiao Airport! After all here airport are not many, biggest was the Hongqiao Airport! Generally will have taken off and landed in that side to here airplane!” 年长空姐快速分析道:“如果咱们刚才坠落的时候没有偏离航线的话,远处那飞机跟咱们的航线应该是一致的,他们很可能也是去虹桥机场!毕竟这边的机场不多,最大的就是虹桥机场了!一般到了这里的飞机都会在那边起降!” Zhang Ye pats the arm rest, right that said! I follow them to make them guide! This can find the airport, even if not the Hongqiao Airport, can descend on the line!” 张烨一拍扶手,“说的对!我跟上他们让他们带路!这样就能找到机场了,即便不是虹桥机场,能降落就行啊!” The several people of discussion of unit, thought that this idea is feasible, now cannot attend to that many, the people approved this plan. 机组的几人一讨论,也觉得这个主意可行,现在也顾不了那么多了,众人都认同了这个方案。 The fat stewardess pointed at suddenly front was calling out: Oh, could not see that flight!” 胖空姐忽然指着前面叫道:“哎呀,看不见那架航班了!” The cloud layer was too dense, moreover below also dark mass, is the fog haze! 云层太密了,而且下面也是乌压压的,都是雾霾啊! The fog haze of this world not compared with Zhang Ye that world light many, pm anything anything is also scary. 这个世界的雾霾不比张烨那个世界轻多少,pm啥啥的也非常吓人。 Quickly with!” Unit that youth also worries compared with Zhang Ye, points at a direction saying: That direction that direction! Do not let it run!” “快跟上去!”机组那青年比张烨还着急,指着一个方向道:“那个方向那个方向!别让它跑了!” Here can pilot the airplane reluctantly, only then a person, the old stewardess looks at Zhang Ye saying: Teacher Zhang, depended on you!” 这里能勉强驾驶飞机的只有一个人,年长空姐看着张烨道:“张老师,都靠你了!” Relax! It cannot be inescapable!” Zhang Ye drove the airplane to overrun, knows that this was one's own and the others the straws to grasp, how to let off? “放心吧!它跑不了!”张烨开着飞机就冲过去了,知道这是自己等人的救命稻草,怎么会放过? The cloud layer is very dense, the visibility is not high. 云层很密,能见度不高。 If the radar display still , can definitely catch the position of opposite party passenger plane, but showed that now the instrument has gone bad the larger part, had no way with, they can only depend on the naked eye capture, visible space in the cockpit was also limited, the angle and other factor of the restrictions, were very not good to observe! 如果雷达显示还在,肯定能捕捉到对方客机的位置,可现在显示仪器坏了一大半,没法用了,他们只能靠肉眼捕捉,飞机驾驶舱内的可视空间也非常有限,还有角度等因素的制约,很不好观察! How to have?” “怎么没了?” Which? Where is at?” “哪呢?在哪呢?” I saw! Left!” “我看到了!左侧!” It decreased in the altitude!” “它降低高度了!” Teacher Zhang pursues quickly! Left!” 张老师快追啊!左边呢!” Several stewardesses chaotically chirp. 几个空姐七嘴八舌地唧唧喳喳着。 A Zhang Ye lu sleeve made a determined effort, in addition suppressed the power to pursue in behind, hemp rheumatism, but also dares car race with me? My wind does not die your!” 张烨一撸袖子发了狠,加狠了动力在后面追,“麻了个痹,还敢跟我飙车?我飙不死你的!” The unit youth want to spit bad this not to drive innumerable, but drives the airplane, but has not said. 机组青年无数次想吐糟这不是开车而是开飞机呀,但还是没说出口。 ...... …… Upper air. 高空。 On not far away passenger plane. 不远处的客机上。 This is the flight of navigation, whom has not incurred not to annoy who is flying in the established route, who thinks that the radar had actually discovered a Air China flight, to is very near, therefore the pilot temporarily sped up the speed, put up the Air China passenger plane with that maintained certain safe distance. 这是海航的一架航班,没招谁没惹谁地在既定航线上飞着,谁想雷达却发现了一架国航航班,离得还很近,所以驾驶员才临时加快了航速,与那架国航的客机保持了一定安全距离。 Lord driving of navigation called with the communication: Here is the navigation 7781, your routes deviated, redundant, your routes deviated, please immediately correct the route!” 海航的主驾驶用通讯呼叫道:“这里是海航7781,你们的航线偏离了,重复,你们的航线偏离了,请立即更正航线!” Has not replied. 没回音。 The copilots wonder saying: Including not on?” 副驾驶纳闷道:“连不上?” The pilots frown, how does this flight do?” 驾驶员蹙眉,“这航班怎么搞的?” The copilots guessed: Should be manual driving, but also has traded the copilot control, 80% exercises the intern, may unable to come blindly.” 副驾驶猜测道:“应该是手动驾驶,还换了副驾驶操控吧,八成是锻炼实习生的,可也不能瞎来啊。” The pilots said: „It is not exercises the intern likely, can't contact does not open?” 驾驶员道:“不像是锻炼实习生啊,总不能连联络也不开吧?” But when they also blindly ponder over, the copilot called out in alarm one suddenly, the bad language came out, Shit your younger sister! The dodge opens! It accelerated to!” 可就在俩人还瞎琢磨的时候,副驾驶突然惊叫一声,脏话都出来了,“我靠你妹啊!快闪开!它加速冲过来了!” The pilots were also so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat, hurrying leans, crack cursed while adjusts the altitude, flight that „his mother who has! You must die you!” 驾驶员也惊出了一身冷汗,慌忙侧拉,一边破口大骂一边调整高度,“这他妈谁开的航班啊!你要死啊你!” Shout! 呼! The Air China airplane to surpass navigation many Speed to flee all of a sudden the side, has almost kept pace with the navigation, two machine great distance also 100 meters! 100 Mish concept? If two people stands on the street, 100 meters have the distance, can only probably see the opposite party, but this is airborne, this is two passenger planes, 100 Meegan did not call the distance, is equal to feeling side-by-side, if about, the two sides flight window can see in the opposite party window again clearly the expression of passenger! 国航的飞机以超出海航很多的速度一下子窜到了身边,几乎与海航并驾齐驱了,两机相隔也就100米而已!100米什么概念?如果是两个人站在街上,100米还算是有距离的,只能相互间大概看到对方,可这是空中啊,这是两架客机啊,100米根本就不叫距离,相当于肩并肩的感觉,要是再近一点,两边航班窗口都能清楚地看到对方窗口内乘客的表情了! The Air China passenger expressed very calm, the hijacking that because experienced, experienced almost the crashed plane sea level event, everybody early had this psychology to prepare also to have this psychological quality, early has almost died several times, keeping pace of this distance was also nothing the big matter. Moreover they know that to them what drives the airplane was once TV station Host, was conducts the Literature art work, paralysis, the fellow can be good the flight, hit has transported greatly, cannot request to be too high! 国航的乘客表示很淡定,因为经历的劫机事件,经历了几乎坠机海面的事件,大家早都有这个心理准备也有这个心理素质了,早都差点死过好几次了,这点距离的并驾齐驱还算个屁大点儿的事儿啊。而且他们更知道,给他们开飞机的是个曾经的电视台主持人,是个搞文学艺术工作的,麻痹,那家伙能把航班开起来就不错了,就是撞了大运了,不能要求太高啊! But the passenger of navigation completely does not have this psychology to prepare, when faints from fear this, when sees the near at hand passenger plane, the passenger of navigation frightened to urinate immediately! 可是海航的乘客完全没这个心理准备啊,当惊觉这一幕,当看到近在咫尺的客机,海航的乘客立时就吓尿了! „!” “啊!” Shit!” 我靠!” Run!” “快跑啊!” Had the airplane to hit!” “有飞机撞上来了!” Must run upon must run upon!” “要撞上了要撞上了!” The navigation engine room civil strife has become pot gruel! 海航机舱内乱成了一锅粥! The stewardess of navigation also frightens unbearably, the face brushed to be blue, but suppressed the heart hurried to keep the order panic-stricken, making the big pedigree good safety belt do not leave the seat, then had a big shock runs to ask pilot anything situation, what's the matter! Side that stupid cunt must do!” The one who spoke this saying is a very gentle stewardess, in navigation System must the honor of outstanding pivot man, but this opened the mouth to scold, obviously she at this moment was any mood, on whom this matter put also to stamp one's foot motherfucker! 海航的空姐也吓得够呛,脸刷了一下就青了,但还是压住心头的惊恐赶忙维持秩序,让大家系好安全带千万不要离开座位,然后大惊失色地跑去问驾驶员什么情况,“怎么回事啊!旁边那傻-逼要干嘛呀!”说这话的是一个很文静的空姐,在海航系统内还得过优秀标兵的荣誉呢,可这一开口就骂上了,可见她此刻是个什么情绪了,这事儿搁谁身上也得跳脚骂娘啊! Two pilots also want to ask any situation! 两个驾驶员也想问什么情况呢啊! The copilots are angry: „Can they fly!” 副驾驶愤怒道:“他们到底会不会飞啊!” The pilots not with meaning that they quarrel, „, let alone, has shunted first, we slow down Speed to make them pass first, this tone we have recognized, safety first!” 驾驶员没有跟他们斗气的意思,“别说了,先躲开吧,咱们放慢速度让他们先过去,这口气咱们认了,安全第一!” But after the navigation slows down the power reduces to give way to traffic highly a safe distance, makes their nearly motherfucker one perform, the Air China airplane also decelerated unexpectedly, such with tightly bites in the slanting rear end of their navigation airplane is not putting, the navigation leaning five degrees route, their also leaning five degrees, the navigation pull-up altitude, Air China also with the pull-up altitude, that feeling resembles the yellow weasel to see the chicken same to be in hot pursuit! 可当海航放慢动力降低高度避让开一个安全距离后,又让他们近乎骂娘的一幕上演了,国航的飞机居然也减速了,就这么跟在他们海航飞机的斜后侧紧咬着不放,海航偏五度航线,他们也跟着偏五度,海航拉升高度,国航也跟着拉升高度,那感觉就好像黄鼠狼看见鸡一样紧追不舍! The person good temperament of navigation could not bear! 海航的人就算再好的脾气也受不了了啊! Fuck! Knows that your Air China in the Domestic airline domain is elder brother's status! May not lead your his mother such to bully the person! 我草啊!知道你们国航国内航空公司领域是老大哥的地位!可也不带你们他妈这么欺负人的啊! The pilots have given the ground command center of Hongqiao Airport this incident report immediately, call ground, the call ground, here is the navigation 7781.” 驾驶员立即将这一事件报告给了虹桥机场的地面指挥中心,“呼叫地面,呼叫地面,这里是海航7781。” Ground receives, please say.” That side hears a female voice. “地面收到,请讲。”那边传来一个女声。 The pilots wished one could to pound the thing, said: One sortie Air China flight deviated the route, has made the provocation to my flight, has tagged along after my flight in the danger distance, asking the ground to instruct!” Then he described in detail, does not dare to curse at people, the expression that but he clashes very much also expressed the anger of their aircraft crew! 驾驶员恨不得砸东西了,道:“有一架次国航航班偏离了航线,对我航班做出了挑衅行为,一直在危险距离尾随我航班,请地面指示!”然后他详细描述了一番,没敢骂人,但他很冲的语气也表达了他们机组人员的怒火! The ground command stage said: Which flight is?” 地面指挥台道:“是哪架航班?” The pilots said: Mark demonstration is ca1883.” 驾驶员道:“标记显示是ca1883。” The communication with ground has stopped for probably several seconds, immediately that side has traded middle-aged person rapid Voice, 7781, here is the control center, No. ca1883 flight that you said lost the communications before 25 minutes with us, we obtain this flight last contact are some not clear shouts and beat the sound, suspected initially this flight possible bitter experience thunderbolt to cause the flying aids damage, according to your description, we judges No. ca1883 time flight to lose the direction unable to confirm the route, please be responsible for guiding!” 与地面的通信停顿了大概十几秒钟,随即那边换了一个中年人急促的声音,“7781,这里是指挥中心,你所说的ca1883次航班在25分钟之前就与我们失去了通讯联系,我们得到该航班最后一次联络是一些不清楚的喊声和摔打声,初步怀疑该航班可能遭遇突发事件导致驾驶设备损坏,根据你的描述,我们判断ca1883次航班已经失去方向无法确认航线,请你负责引导!” Are the pilots stunned, encounter the thunderbolt? Hijacks? 驾驶员愕然,遭遇突发事件?难道是劫机? Redundant, please the machine be responsible for guiding, to receive please reply!” Middle-aged person serious [say / way]. “重复,请你机负责引导,收到了请回答!”中年人严肃道。 Pilot facial color one positive, receives! We will refer to location setting this machine guidance to the Hongqiao Airport! Please give our aircraft formulation route!” 驾驶员面色一正,“收到!我们会将该机引导至虹桥机场指定位置!请重新给我机制定航线!” Receives, now starts to implement the comprehensive air traffic control, all by your two flights first, the attention wide berth, momentarily maintain the communications!” Middle-aged person stern and in short supply [say / way]. “收到,现在开始实施全面航空管制,一切以你两航班优先,注意保持安全距离,随时保持通信!”中年人正色且紧张道。 ...... …… In Air China flight. 国航航班上。 Saw that the navigation airplane does not run around like crazy finally honestly, Zhang Ye wins victory laughs, plays Speed with me? Car race with me? You are tender!” 看到海航的飞机总算老老实实地不瞎跑了,张烨不禁旗开得胜地哈哈大笑,“跟我玩速度?跟我飙车?你们还嫩点儿啊!” Aircraft crew: „...... %&\;( &\;-¥#!” 机组人员:“……%&\;(&\;-¥#!” Is asks others to guide to us obviously, arrived at your here becomes car race! 明明是找人家给咱们带路,怎么到你这里成飙车了啊! And...... Car(riage) where his mother comes!( 而且……这他妈哪里来的车啊!( …… ……
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