IRAS :: Volume #3

#213: Do the buddies, the Hongqiao Airport walk?


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In cabin. 舱内。 Zhang Ye Voice passes from communication, please note, the airplane has been separated from the risk area, duplicates, the airplane has been separated from the risk area!” 张烨声音从通讯器里传出来,“请注意,飞机已经脱离危险区域,重复一遍,飞机已经脱离危险区域!” „?” “啊?” Looks at out of the window quickly!” “快看窗外!” Could not see the sea level!” “看不见海面了!” Flew really!” “真的飞起来了啊!” This Voice, yes, is airplane that Teacher Zhang Ye drives?” “这声音,是,是张烨老师开的飞机啊?” Is writing posthumous writings with cell phone Dong Shanshan one hear, was at that time scared! 正拿手机写遗书的董杉杉一听,当时就傻眼了! The passengers have burst with joy, many people are excited are calling out, was expressing the joy in heart, was saved! Was saved! Teacher Zhang exploded fiercely!” 乘客们沸腾了,好多人激动得嗷嗷嚎叫着,表达着心中的喜悦,“得救了啊!得救了啊!张老师猛爆了啊!” Will write the song? 会写歌? Will write the novel? 会写小说? Broadcast Host? 会播音主持 Will write advertisement? 会写广告 Will write poetry gatha to write the antithetical couplet? 会写诗词偈语写对联? Will write an article and guide the network catch word? 会写文章和引导网络流行语? Meets Kungfu? 功夫 Meets Lockpicking? 开锁 Now also meets your mother to drive airplane? 现在还会你妈开飞机? Wèi! You must have multi-talented how you! 啊喂!您到底是得有多么多才多艺啊您! That 4 or 5-year-old young miss is excited, „, Mom! Mom! The exceeding others in ability elder brother is too terrific! The exceeding others in ability elder brother saves us really!” 那个四五岁的小姑娘最是兴奋,“哇,妈妈!妈妈!超人哥哥太棒啦!超人哥哥真的救我们啦!” ...... …… In cockpit. 驾驶舱内。 Zhang Ye is listening to the calls of outside people, immediately a little let success go to the head, is piloting the airplane while wields to the following person big hand, heroic [say / way]: You exit, here gives me!” 张烨听着外面群众们的呼声,登时有点得意忘形了,一边驾驶着飞机一边对后面的人大手一挥,豪迈道:“你们都出去吧,这里交给我!” The old stewardess did not feel relieved that asked: „Can you?” 年长空姐不放心地问道:“你可以?” Cracks a joke, who I am!” Zhang Ye blew. “开玩笑,我是谁啊!”张烨吹上了。 The unit youth already by Teacher Zhang Ye subduing, said: We cannot help, do not disturb Teacher Zhang to operate, the person adds to the chaos!” 机组青年已然被张烨老师给折服了,道:“咱们也是帮不上忙,别打扰张老师操作了,人多添乱!” Right!” “对!” Teacher Zhang, that asked!” 张老师,那拜托了!” One after another, inside person exited outside, returned to the cabin. 陆陆续续,里面的人都出去了外面,回了客舱。 In the cockpit only remained a Zhang Ye person, he groaned the melody not to have the nervousness. 驾驶舱里只剩了张烨一个人,他哼哼着旋律也没了紧张的情绪。 ...... …… Outside. 外头。 Several stewardesses found the place to sit down. 几个空姐找地方坐下了。 The fat stewardess sighs with emotion: This Teacher Zhang is really fierce.” 胖空姐感慨道:“这个张老师真厉害啊。” Old stewardess puzzled [say / way]: „Will he drive the airplane really?” 年长空姐困惑道:“他真会开飞机吗?” Nearby little old woman said suddenly: Right I have thought that this young fellow not that person who writes the receipt with the terminal? The staff gave him traveling schedule him to add only that receipt was fake, because above has not blown the prize the place! Was he does not make a mistake! He wears the sunglasses at that time, when I line up on platoon behind him!” 旁边一个小老太太忽然道:“对了我想起来了,这小伙子不就是跟机场大厅开发票的那个人吗?工作人员给了他行程单他还说那发票是假的,因为上面没有刮奖的地方!就是他错不了!他当时戴着墨镜的,我排队时就排在他后面!” What? 什么? Blows the prize? 刮奖? A stewardesses almost somersault falls to the ground! 空姐们差点一个跟头栽倒在地! Thinks again these before Zhang Ye step on the accelerator to hang the files the words, they even more felt that Teacher Zhang too unreasonable, did drive the airplane? That power unit he was the blind cat bumped into the dead mouse to press down a moment ago absolutely! Several people entire looked panic-stricken to the cockpit, only thought one intermittent fearful and apprehensive! What person is their this makes pilot the airplane again? Is a person of first taking plane! Is one wants with the person who the traveling schedule blows the prize only! Is one was shouting must step on the accelerator to hang the person of fifth gear to the airplane! Such pure is amateur, grasping their poor life in the hand? 再想一想张烨之前的那些踩油门挂档的话,他们愈加感觉张老师不靠谱了,开飞机?那个动力装置他刚才绝对是瞎猫碰上死耗子才按上的!几人全惊恐地看向了驾驶舱,只觉得一阵阵心惊胆颤!他们这是再让一个什么样的人驾驶飞机啊?是一个第一次坐飞机的人!是一个想拿行程单刮奖的人!是一个喊着要给飞机踩油门挂五档的主儿!这么一个纯外行,在手握着他们所有人的小命? Old woman the sound, looked to make up said: This young fellow was drank at that time, said should be the talk under the influence of liquor, therefore was possible...... Probably he......” 老太太呃了声,找补道:“不过这小伙子当时是喝多了,说的应该是酒话,所以可能吧……大概他……” The unit youth wipe away sweat saying: I thought that I again have a look.” 机组青年擦汗道:“我觉得我还是再去看看吧。” I also thought so.” Old stewardess and the others also hurriedly ran in the cockpit. “我也这么觉得。”年长空姐等人也匆忙跑进了驾驶舱。 ...... …… The gate opens. 门开。 The people file. 人鱼贯而入。 Zhang Ye turned head well, how did you come back?” 张烨回头咦了一声,“你们怎么又回来了?” The thin stewardess is busy at asking: Teacher Zhang, do not joke with us, you foundation of basic skills in Host aspect we are admire, the skill on Literature is also nobody compares favorably with, but this is a passenger plane, our airplane over a hundred ten human lives, do you decide you to be good authentically?” 瘦空姐忙问道:“张老师,您别跟我们开玩笑啊,您在主持人方面的功底我们都是佩服的,文学上的功力也是没人比得上,但这是客机啊,咱们这飞机上百十来条人命呢,你真确定你能行?” Zhang Ye is confident, was natural.” 张烨信心十足,“当然了。” The old stewardess has a look at out of the window, where that present toward opens?” 年长空姐看看窗外,“那现在是往哪里开呢?” Zhang Ye said righteously: How I know that is opening first.” 张烨理直气壮道:“我怎么知道啊,先开着呗。” „?” The unit youth were silly, first is opening? Which direction you are do not know that now you do dare to make us exit? Shit! Has seen brave has not seen you such brave!” Before saw Zhang Ye to pull back overwhelming power performance of airplane, everybody also very felt relieved, meet again/goodbye to him vowed solemnly made everybody walk, but also thinks that this male servant was confident, luckily was coming back to ask one, otherwise they died do not know how dead! “啊?”机组青年傻了,“先开着?您连现在是哪个方向都不知道你就敢让我们都出去?我靠!见过胆大的没见过您这么胆大的啊!”之前见张烨拉回飞机的威猛表现,大家本来还挺放心的,再见到他信誓旦旦地让大家都走吧,还以为这厮胸有成竹了呢,幸亏是回来多问了一句啊,不然他们死都不知道怎么死的呀! „Doesn't this have the gauge board and display screen?” The fat stewardess said naively: Route is fixed, walked according to the route can arrive at the airport!” “这不是有仪表盘和显示屏幕吗?”胖空姐天真道:“航线都是固定的,按照航线走就能到机场了!” Come, everybody helps together!” The old stewardess said. “来,大家一起帮忙!”年长空姐道。 Zhang Ye shoots a look at them, said: Did not need to help, the most essential two gauge boards have gone bad, vice- harnessed that side is also, fought a moment ago time was pounded!” 张烨瞥瞥她们,道:“不用帮了,最关键的两个仪表盘都坏了,副驾那边也是,刚才搏斗的时候被砸到了!” The unit youth have referred, said: „Doesn't this have several dial plates?” 机组青年指了指,道:“这不是还有几个表盘吗?” Zhang Ye asked back that visits him saying: „Do you know?” 张烨反问地看着他道:“你认识吗?” „...... Did not know.” Unit youth bursting out laughing. “……不认识。”机组青年哑然。 Zhang Ye nods, „, therefore by me, you could not help.” 张烨点点头,“所以才得靠我了,你们都帮不上忙。” „Did you know?” In the unit youth eyes is putting the light of hope. “你认识?”机组青年眼中放着希望的光。 Zhang Ye said: That was natural, seeing this dial plate not to have, this digit and nearby English mark are...... Is......” words, he has turned head then to drive the one's own airplane, good I not to know actually!” 张烨道:“那当然了,看见这个表盘没有,这个数字和旁边的英文符号是……是……”话一顿,他扭过头接着开自己的飞机,“好吧其实我也不认识!” Stewardesses: „......” 空姐们:“……” Unit youth: „......” 机组青年:“……” Zhang Ye also feels one's own ate passenger plane driving Experience Book to be able the airplane to operate, may after opening he discovered that in the airplane these over a hundred buttons and switches, he also knew several, several demonstration dial plates can understand has gone bad, other he could not understand, this understands that airplane knowledge was too deep, six Experience Book knowledge possibly merely just entered the little gate by him now, from the start was insufficient, how otherwise these pilots can several years of place train several years of practice, perhaps at least ate dozens this passenger plane to drive Skill Book to be able. Can catch up with them, now six experiences are only a crude person! 张烨原本也觉着自己吃了客机驾驶的经验书就能把飞机操作好呢,可直到开起来后他才发现,飞机里这上百个按钮和开关,他也就认识十几个,几个显示表盘能看懂的都坏了,其余他也看不懂,这才明白开飞机这门学问太深了,以他现在才六本经验书的知识可能仅仅是刚入一点点门而已,压根不够,不然那些飞行员怎么都会几年地培训几年的实习啊,恐怕至少得吃个几十本客机驾驶技能书才会。赶得上他们吧,现在六本的经验只是个半吊子罢了! What to do but can that? 可那能怎么办? He only then this experience, can only use the existing condition! 他只有这点经验,只能用现有条件! The old stewardess lip sends the moon's orbit: Communication equipment damage, instrument damage, is unable to determine how now airport position that we do descend?” 年长空姐嘴唇发白道:“通讯设备损坏,仪器损坏,现在无法确定机场位置那咱们怎么降落啊?” Fat stewardess calm calm, raises saying: „Does nearby have the open area?” 胖空姐冷静了冷静,提出来道:“附近有没有空地?” The unit youth scratch the head said: Where does not know now, guidance guidepost did not have . Moreover the open area is not good, in this routes is not the sea is the city, can't descend in the city? The casualties that not only we catastrophic crash, causes will be more, must result in found the airport to be good!” 机组青年抓头道:“都不知道现在在哪里,导航路标点也没了,而且空地不行,这个航线中间不是海就是城市,总不能在城市里降落吧?那不但咱们得机毁人亡,造成的伤亡会更多,必须得找到机场才行!” The fat stewardess has a look at the table, normally calculates that time leaves Shanghai people should not be far now.” 胖空姐看看表,“按说算算时间现在离上海应该不远了。” The old stewardess said to the following stewardess: You continue to hit cell phone to relate ground, if will be nearby the city the cell phone signal should very be strong.” 年长空姐对后面一个空姐道:“你继续打手机联系地面,如果是城市附近手机信号应该会很强了。” The stewardess complied with one to telephone once more. 那空姐应了一声再次打电话。 The old stewardess continues saying: Who has the means to locate the position of airport? Otherwise does the low-altitude flying look along the road? Does the oil suffice?” 年长空姐继续道:“谁有办法确定机场的位置?不然低空飞行沿路找?油够吗?” Oil also has, but is not many.” “油还有,但也不是很多。” Low altitude is not good, a bird hits us the catastrophic crash!” “低空不行,一只飞鸟撞上来咱们就得机毁人亡!” Has the instruction booklet? Has a look function that the dial plate instructs?” “有没有说明书?看看表盘指示的作用?” situation is urgent, everybody offers advice chaotically, but the thought compares the solidification and tradition. 情况紧急,大家七嘴八舌地出主意,不过思维都比较固化和传统。 The Zhang Ye thought is open, after sees indistinctly the front flashes through together the shadow, he immediately wainscot, let alone! Peaceful! I had the means!” 还是张烨思维开阔,当隐约看到前方闪过一道影子后,他立即腰板一挺,“都别说了!安静!我有办法了!” What means?” Everybody looks, but there are stepped on the accelerator to hang files and traveling schedule blew prize only the matter, the aircraft crew already maintained to the Teacher Zhang Ye words suspected! “什么办法?”大家都看过来,但是有了“踩油门挂档”与“行程单刮奖”的事情,机组人员已然对张烨老师的话保持怀疑了! You look!” Zhang Ye finger of front. “你们看!”张烨一指前面。 What looks at?” Several people gain ground immediately. “看什么?”几个人马上抬头。 The next second, the aircraft crew also all of a sudden saw the airplane of distant place, looks at that volume, unexpectedly is also a passenger plane, looks at that direction, with them is a route. Shanghai is the A-list city, the airplane nature that the nearby takes off and lands is countless, their routes were also chaotic in just crash, therefore the front surface bumps into a passenger plane not to be strange! 下一秒钟,机组人员也一下子看到了远处的一架飞机,看那体积,居然也是一架客机,看那方向,跟他们是一个航线的。上海一线城市,附近起降的飞机自然不计其数,他们的航线又在刚刚的坠落中混乱了,所以迎面碰上一架客机一点都不稀奇! Zhang Ye as if caught the liberator, opened the emergency contact frequency suddenly, no matter also the pilot on opposite party airplane can hear, he came up to say made many people spit blood, only listened to Zhang Ye to say to that side specially amiably kindly: Hello, did the buddy, ask a road, how the Hongqiao Airport walks?” 张烨仿佛抓到了救星,猛然打开了应急联络频率,也不管对方飞机上的驾驶员能不能听到,他上来就说了一句让很多人都吐血的话,只听张烨特别随和亲切地对那边道:“喂,哥们儿,问个路,虹桥机场怎么走?” That feeling probably asks the way same as the street on and old Uncle at will, Uncle, does the train station walk? Toward east crossroad and that's the end? Thanks!” 那感觉就好像跟马路上和一个老大爷问路一样随意,“大爷,火车站怎么走?往东过路口就是了?谢谢啊!” However the opposite party passenger plane had not replied that has not contacted on. 然而对方客机没有回答,根本就没有联络上。 The old stewardess heart said that the pilot of that flight heard this saying to estimate must spit blood three liters, your his mother saw has the airplane to ask the way with the airplane!?( 年长空姐心说就算那航班的驾驶员听到了这话估计也得吐血三升,你他妈见过有飞机跟飞机问路的么!?( …… ……
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