IRAS :: Volume #2

#114: Qi Lian to Qi Lian!


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The crow tit did not have the sound 鸦雀都没了声 Sea water tide, toward toward tide, toward tide toward falling? 海水潮,朝朝潮,朝潮朝落? The floating clouds rise, long rises, long rises long disappears? 浮云涨,长长涨,长涨长消? No one has expected, Zhang Ye that seems like ordinary long long is long, originally same has far-reaching idea 谁也没料到,张烨那个看似平常的长长长长长,原来一样是暗藏玄机 That achievement third judges man old before his time lost one's voice to call out: This...... Really some people to?” 那个作为第三评委的小老头失声叫道:“这……真有人对上了啊?” They do not believe that but fact on pendulum at present, a wizard Old Qian most cunning problem to, moreover to simply is flawless 他们不相信,可事实就摆在眼前了,鬼才钱老最刁钻的一道题被对上了,而且对得简直是天衣无缝 The cameraman of video network also hoodwinked, hurried to give a Zhang Ye face feature article, and has given his a scene stay of second line long time 视频网的摄像师也蒙了,慌忙给了张烨一个脸部特写,并且给了他的下联一个长时间镜头停留 Old Qian has a look at Zhang Ye, long looked at his several seconds, then laughs, is good to respect the young then to stop the laughter, he has stroked the beard, really stemmed from my anticipation, today gives me greatly to be too pleasantly surprised, good, the young fellow, I calculate reluctantly you passed.” 钱老看看张烨,长长看了他好几秒钟,然后哈哈大笑,“好后生可畏后生可畏啊”然后停下笑声,他捋了捋胡须,“真是出乎我的意料了,今天真给了我太大惊喜了,好,小伙子,我勉强算你通过了。” Calculates to pass? 算通过? Also reluctantly calculates? 还勉强算? Everybody is unclear, wasn't to? 大家都不明就里,不是对上了吗? Zhang Ye also has a look at Old Qian, pissed off, did not say with a smile: Why is reluctantly?” 张烨也看看钱老,并不生气,笑道:“为什么是勉强?” The second judges old woman has doubts saying: „The Old Qian head, aren't others to very? Cannot dispute neatly, the ideal condition also just right, what do you also select? I look am right flawless 第二评委的老太太疑惑道:“钱老头,人家不是对得很好吗?工整没的说,意境也恰到好处,你还挑什么?我看是对的天衣无缝啊” Third judges frowns to think that suddenly said: Well, does your first scroll have the mystery?” 第三评委蹙眉想了想,突然道:“咦,你上联还有玄机?” Old Qian shows a faint smile, „, my this first scroll also has other to read the law, the meaning ideal condition is different, therefore can only calculate that he to a small part, I said passes reluctantly.” 钱老微微一笑,“是的,我这上联还有其他念法,意思意境就都不一样了,所以只能算他对上了一小部分,我才说是勉强通过。” Profound and abstruse principles? 还有玄机? Does inside have the trick? 里面还有猫腻? Were the people startled are the beauty, Old Qian had strange Lian? They think that this antithetical couplet is difficult, is it possible that did they lowly look? This is strange Lian 众人都惊为天人,钱老难道出了一个奇联?他们本以为这个对联非常难,莫非他们还是低看了?这是奇联 Xiao Lu called out: Crossed well, Teacher Zhang is fierce 小吕叫道:“过了就好啊,张老师厉害啊” The Brother Hou period of five days younger brother they also admired, can leaving part very much has exaggerated, after all this first scroll, they looked a moment ago continually cannot understand 侯哥候弟他们也佩服极了,能对出一部分就已经很夸张了啊,毕竟这个上联,他们刚才连看都看不懂的 The big thunder balanced at heart. 大雷心里平衡了。 As soon as other participants listen, balanced at heart 其他参赛者一听,也心里平衡了 Oh, did not have completely to, others first scroll also has other to read the law 噢,原来还是没有全部对上啊,人家上联还有其他念法呢 Old Qian happily looks at Zhang Ye saying: If defers to the dead rule, your this answer cannot be passed to you, because we are the entire Beijing couplets hung in front big games, the rule request not only need to neat to the ideal condition, the aspects must gather its atmosphere exactly, but in view of the fact that this first scroll is quite tedious complex, was strange Lian, you were young, can arriving here was very good, therefore I passed to you, other I Believe two judges will not have the opinion.” 钱老欣慰地看着张烨道:“如果真按照死规则来说,你这个答案还是不能给你通过的,因为咱们是全京城的楹联大赛,规则要求不但要对工整对意境,方方面面也都要恰合其氛的,但鉴于这个上联比较繁琐复杂,是个奇联了,你还年轻,能对到这里就已经很不错了,所以我给你通过,我相信其他两个评委也不会有意见。” The little old woman said: Naturally does not have the opinion, crosses.” 小老太太道:“当然没意见,过吧。” Third judges said: You , if not give to pass, I have the opinion, Ha Ha.” 第三评委道:“你要是不给通过,我才有意见呢,哈哈。” But wants to write to Zhang Ye in Old Qian through during of preliminary contest, Zhang Ye actually stood to smile a throat, your everybody did not have the opinion, my a little opinion, Old Qian, you said that my this second line was only reluctant, this saying I cannot pretended not hear, he he.” 可就在钱老想给张烨写通过预赛的当口,张烨却站出来笑了一嗓子,“您大家没意见,我个人却有一点意见,钱老,您说我这个下联只是勉勉强强,这话我可不能假装没有听到,呵呵。” The people in an uproar 众人哗然 Do you have the opinion? 你还有意见? What opinion do you have? 你有什么意见啊? Old Qian talked about with interest: What's wrong? Isn't convinced? I read other of my first scroll to read the law, did I also let being sincerely convinced that your this young fellow lost?” 钱老乐道:“怎么?不服气?那我就念一下我上联的其他念法,我也让你这个小伙子输的心服口服?” Do I lose? 我输? Will I lose? 我会输? Zhang Ye does not fear quite the same as said: Also was skillful, my this second line actually also similarly had many reads law 张烨浑然不惧道:“也是巧了,我这个下联其实也同样有很多念法” Was shocked this feedback to other Old Qian and people, „? Do you have?” 这回轮到钱老和其他人愣住了,“嗯?你也有?” Xiao Lu called Shit, Teacher Zhang are you really good?” 小吕叫了声我靠,“张老师您真行啊?” Zhao Gouzhou and Hu Fei and the others do not believe. 赵国洲胡飞等人也不太相信。 The big thunder snorts contemptuously, impossible heart saying that you surnamed Zhang may blow in a big way the big thunder at this moment to know the gate way of this first scroll saying that sea water toward toward toward toward toward toward toward falling? How many among the characters in fact can the staccato, moreover changed read the law, the ideal condition was entirely different, the meaning that even must express was also widely divergent, everywhere was passing the knowledge, laughable, what knowledge your can long long have steadily? What has covered in which explanation of this first scroll as luck would have it and punctuates you also to blow? Is any fatty 大雷嗤之以鼻,不可能心说姓张的你可吹大了啊大雷此刻已经知晓了这个上联的门门道道,海水朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落?几个朝字中间实际上都是可以断音的,而且更改了念法,意境就截然不同了,甚至要表达的意思也大相径庭,处处都透着学问,呵,可笑,你那个长长长长长能有什么学问啊?只不过是赶巧了蒙上了这个上联的其中一层解释和断句罢了你还吹什么?充什么胖子 The staff of network video do not dare to neglect, scene continuously to Zhang Ye they. 网络视频的工作人员不敢怠慢,镜头一直对着张烨他们。 Here lively appealing many person, more and more honored guests even went to the auditorium to pass the players of preliminary contest to come back. 这边的热闹吸引人很多人,越来越多的嘉宾甚至已经都去了大礼堂通过了预赛的参赛选手都回来了。 Some did last topic people answer?” “最后一题有人答了?” How situation? This person who?” “怎么个情况?这人谁啊?” Does not calculate that all answered, the Old Qian first scroll also had the trick.” “不算全答上了,钱老的上联还有猫腻。” These entered the player of finals to be left situation by the friend telephone message here obviously, this curiosity outbreak wants to come to see is to that 50 th topic, just had looked at the 50 th topic through the person of preliminary contest, nobody had confidence to answer, can only draw back to ask next to reply some simple couplets hung in front issues, then some people have untied one of the most difficult two topics, who everybody naturally wants to have a look is. 这些进入决赛的选手显然是被朋友电话通知这边出了情况,这才好奇心发作想来看看到底是对上了那第50题,刚刚通过预赛的人可是都看过第50题的,没人有把握答上,只能退而求其次地回答了一些简单的楹联问题,这下有人解开了最难的两道题之一,大家自然想看看是谁了。 And, that Beijing Writer's Association also and Thunder Yiqi participated in Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meet romance writer Zheng Anbang also to come out greatly, it seems like he was also a couplets hung in front skilled person, passed the preliminary contest long time ago, went to the square, he has met with the big thunder, asked the beforehand detail. 其中,那个京城作协曾经也和大雷一起参加过中秋诗会的言情作家郑安邦也出来了,看来他也是一个楹联好手,早早就通过了预赛,一到广场,他就跟大雷碰头了,问起了之前的细节。 Then, Beijing Vice-President Writer's Association Meng Dongguo also walks in behind. 然后,京城作协副主席孟东国也在后面走上来。 Zhang Ye TV station Literature and Art Channel member Wang Shuixin strolls now similarly, king Director has not participated, should watch the competition with the ticket, Old Hu 还有张烨电视台如今文艺频道的一把手王水新同样漫步走来,王总监没参赛,应该是拿票来看比赛的,“老胡 Hu Fei welcomed the past, Director, did you also come?” 胡飞迎过去,“总监,你也来了?” What's the matter? Did Little Zhang answer?” Wang Shuixin is very curious. “怎么回事?小张答上了?”王水新很好奇。 Hu Fei said: Did not have, Teacher Little Zhang and Old Qian...... Will fight the association.” 胡飞道:“还没有,小张老师钱老……正要斗联呢。” With Old Qian fight of associations?” Wang Shuixin laughed in spite of trying not, heart said that the young people overreached oneself actually “跟钱老斗联?”王水新失笑了一声,心说年轻人倒是不自量力 No matter surrounding whooping. 不管周围的议论纷纷。 Listened to the Zhang Ye boast, Old Qian instead to narrow the eye on slightly, was curious and is interested said to Zhang Ye: „ Good, do we try? You determined that prepared and considers? But my first scroll change are many 听了张烨的大话,钱老反而眯眼小上了,非常好奇和感兴趣地对张烨道:“好,那咱们试一试?你确定都准备和考虑好了?我的上联变化可是很多的 Zhang Ye said with a smile: At just the right moment, my second line change are also many.” 张烨笑道:“真巧,我下联变化也不少。” Old Qian accepted this challenge, that starts.” 钱老接受了这个挑战,“那开始吧。” Ok.” Zhang Ye does not make concessions, you invited.” “可以。”张烨毫不退让,“您请。” Old Qian closes one's eyes, sea water tide, tide toward toward, toward toward ebb tide 钱老一闭眼,“海水潮,潮朝朝,朝朝潮落” Here fights the association from the beginning, that side the people stopped the talking in whispers sound immediately, the line of sight all moved, must have a look at Zhang Ye to meet move of Old Qian saying that his first scroll had many changes and reads the law, everybody believes that because others were Old Qian, was the setting the topic person of college entrance examination examination paper, but Zhang Ye also said that his second line did have the mystery? The people do not have one to believe that for example big thunder, for example Zheng Anbang and Meng Dongguo 这里一开始斗联,众人那边立即停下了窃窃私语声,视线全部挪了过去,到底要看看张烨怎么接招钱老说他的上联有很多变化和念法,大家都相信,因为人家是钱老,是高考试卷的出题人,但张烨也说他下联有玄机?众人却没有一个相信的,比如大雷,比如郑安邦和孟东国 Has a look at the Old Qian first scroll 看看钱老的上联吧 This time, the reading law of first scroll is different from the usage of character with former Old Qian and Zhang Ye to antithetical couplet compared with, that was partial at the major rises opens greatly gathers greatly, but this changed the antithetical couplet of pronunciation, actually drew close to was more natural, the ideal condition was simply earth-shaking, although in the wording was an antithetical couplet, was the sea water toward toward toward toward toward toward toward falling, may in fact this be in addition a first scroll 这一次,上联的念法和字的用法不一样了跟之前钱老张烨对上的对联相比,那个更偏向于大起大落大开大合,而这个改了读音的对联,却更贴近了自然一些,意境简直翻天覆地,字面上虽然还是一个对联,都是海水朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落,可实际上这已经是另一个上联了 This definitely was hopeless 这个肯定没戏了 Everyone knew Zhang Ye that second line to not on 谁都知道张烨那个下联对不上了 May, Zhang Ye actually smile, floating clouds rise, rise long, long rises to disappear 可偏偏,张烨却轻轻一笑,“浮云涨,涨长长,长长涨消” What? 什么? This second line...... 这下联…… I by to? 我了个靠对上了? Can your this second line change really? 你丫这个下联真能变化啊? Listened to the Zhang Ye second pair, the people a little have not recovered 听了张烨的第二对,众人都有点没回过神来 Old Qian has also gawked staring, left the trigeminy, sea water tide, toward toward toward tide, toward toward falling this time, not only read the law changed with the meaning, punctuates is different, was 343 punctuations. 钱老也愣了愣,出了第三联,“海水潮,朝朝朝潮,朝朝落”这次不仅念法和字意变了,连断句都不一样了,是343的断句。 Zhang Ye said immediately: Floating clouds rise, long long rises, long disappears 张烨当即道:“浮云涨,长长长涨,长长消” Old Qian left the fourth association immediately, sea water tide, toward tide toward tide, toward ebb tide 钱老马上出了第四联,“海水潮,朝潮朝潮,朝潮落” Zhang Ye said: Floating clouds rise, long rises long rises, long rises to disappear 张烨道:“浮云涨,长涨长涨,长涨消” The Old Qian eye more narrows the eyes is smaller, sea water toward tide, toward toward tide, toward toward falling 钱老眼睛越眯越小,“海水朝潮,朝朝潮,朝朝落” Zhang Ye natural [say / way]: Floating clouds long rise, long rises, long disappears 张烨潇洒道:“浮云长涨,长长涨,长长消” Everybody listened silly, one is one, is dumb as a wooden chicken listens to them to fight to unite them to think that this is outside a star domain, no one can meddle, no one has the means to break them, can only listen, can only be shocked by their wonderful associations unceasingly time and time again 大家都已经听傻了,有一个算一个,都呆若木鸡地听着俩人斗联他们觉得这已经是外星球的一个领域了,谁也插不上手,谁也没办法打断他们,只能听着,只能不断地被两人的奇联一次又一次地惊呆 Old Qian does not believe that sea water toward tide, toward toward toward tide toward falling 钱老也不信了,“海水朝潮,朝朝朝潮朝落” Zhang Ye stroked along a hair, floating clouds long rose, long long rose long disappears 张烨捋顺了一下头发,“浮云长涨,长长长涨长消” Old Qian has a look at him, sea water toward tide, toward tide toward toward ebb tide 钱老看看他,“海水朝潮,朝潮朝朝潮落” The Zhang Ye backsight, floating clouds long rises, long rises long rises to disappear 张烨回视,“浮云长涨,长涨长长涨消” Is this good? 这都行? This to? 这都对的上? Old Qian looks is not good, can only leave the unique skill, sea water toward toward the tide, toward toward falling this time is55 punctuates toward the tide ”. 钱老一看不行了,只能出了绝招,“海水朝朝潮,朝潮朝朝落”这次是“55断句”。 Who knows a Zhang Ye pressure not to have, with ease to saying: Floating clouds long rise, long rises long disappears 谁知张烨却一点压力都没有,轻松对道:“浮云长长涨,长涨长长消” Old Qian nonstop said: Sea water tide toward toward, toward toward toward ebb tide 钱老马不停蹄道:“海水潮朝朝,朝朝朝潮落” Zhang Ye also replies extremely quickly, as if has not thought blurted out: Floating clouds rise long, long long rise to disappear 张烨也回复极快,似乎都没动脑子就脱口而出:“浮云涨长长,长长长涨消” Finally, Old Qian left the last association, this was last changed, the sea water toward toward toward the tide, toward toward ebb tide this chapter was very anomalous 64 punctuated. 终于,钱老出了最后一个联,“这是最后一个变化了,海水朝朝朝潮,朝朝潮落”这回是非常不规则的64断句。 Zhang Ye responded with a smile: „ My this was also last changed, the floating clouds long long rose, long rose to disappear 张烨笑着回应道:“我这也是最后一个变化了,浮云长长长涨,长长涨消 When last, square on cooker 当最后一句对完,广场上一下就炸锅了 By “靠” Your younger sister “你妹啊” What did I hear?” “我听见了什么?” „Can God this to?” “上帝这都能对上?” Zhang Ye unexpectedly to completely to 张烨居然对上了全部对上了 Each change association to , moreover is reluctant so is not only simple to each pair is the flawless ideal condition conjunctions 每一个变化联都对上了而且不仅仅是勉勉强强对上那么简单每一对都是天衣无缝意境契合 Old Qian: „......” 钱老:“……” Big thunder: „......” 大雷:“……” Other participants and audiences: „......” 其他参赛者和观众:“……” I go to your two Grandma this to be good 我去你个二姥姥这都能行啊 Zheng Anbang has sucked in the one breath, „are this Zhang Ye couplets hung in front attainments so deep?” 郑安邦倒抽了一口气,“这张烨楹联造诣这么深?” I know that” big thunder complexion is not quite attractive, „did this strange unite him to join? Gave fight of associations to fight Old Qian? This boy become excited “我怎么知道”大雷脸色不太漂亮,“这种奇联他都接上了?把钱老都给斗联斗回去了?这小子打鸡血了啊” An everybody piece stunned and exclamation 大家一片错愕与惊叹 Has not listened to fighting that such has satisfied a craving to unite to the war( 从没听过这么过瘾的斗联对战啊( …… ……
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