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#112: The apocalypse 1st Dragon Boat Festival

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Jing Shu understands the sigh in static nipple, understands food in precious of apocalypse, therefore she will prepare so many things, because the lots were really out of print. 静姝懂得静奶嘴里的叹息,更理解食物在末世的珍贵,所以她才会准备那么多东西,因为很多东西就真的绝版了。 The whole families got the water, under the vision that in an numerous envied on alternative energy car, the surroundings had the armed police, the person who these eyed covetously did not say must come up to snatch, the clean person who this way of the world put on is so always towering, appeared incompatible. 一家人领完了水,在一众羡慕的眼光下上了能源车,要不是周围有武警,那些虎视眈眈的人不说得就要上来抢了,这世道穿的干净的人总是那么突兀,显得格格不入。 After all apocalypse a half year of few also had the clean clothes, could not drink the water, let alone handled itself. 毕竟末世半年几乎没人还有干净的衣服了,连水都喝不上别说打理自己了。 „Why really does not master the person of car(riage) also to with us snatch the resources, we are pitiful enough, but also snatches the water with us, has your group of people , the given water will be getting fewer and fewer.” “真不搞懂开得起车的人为什么还要和我们抢资源,我们已经够可怜了,还和我们抢水,就是有你们这群人在,给的水才会越来越少。” „Yes, looked that they put on also snatch the water with us cleanly, gives them also to waste, might as well many drink to us.” “就是,看他们穿那么干净还和我们抢水,给他们也是浪费,不如多给我们喝点。” Jing Shu sits in the comfortable air-conditioned car, gū lū lū is drinking the water-ice yogurt, look, this was me to feel sorry for me to hold true the series, this was as the China citizens should, everyone had. 静姝坐在舒适的空调车里,咕噜噜喝着刨冰酸奶,瞧,这就属于我可怜我有理系列了,这是作为华夏公民都该得的,大家都有。 Why to feel sorry for others to give others own thing? Why your money is short of my money to much to you, I control the resources also to give a national multi- training frog. 凭啥可怜别人就把自己的东西给别人？凭啥你钱少我钱多就得给你,我掌控资源还能给国家多培养点蛙呢。 „Walks the father, do not manage them.” “走吧爸,别理他们。” „Yeah, good.” “哎,好嘞。” After apocalypse, such person also has, will also form very bright polarization, few people are doomed only to follow on the heels to pick various insects to eat, some people will create the new value and replacement in apocalypse. 末世后这样的人还有很多,还会形成很鲜明的两极化,一部分人注定只能跟在后面捡各种虫子吃,有些人则会在末世创造出新的价值和代替物。 ...... …… This is the first Dragon Boat Festival after apocalypse, in the arrival, wrapped all glutinous rice of soaking finally , when bound the triangle to tie up with the string, throws into the pot the cold water to boil thoroughly, wrapped securely in a number of pots boiled more than one, fishes again to put one batch, continued to wrap. 这是末世后的第一个端午节,总算在到来的时候,包完了泡的所有糯米,一个个裹成倒三角用绳子绑好,丢进锅里冷水煮熟,包好一批锅里的也煮了一个多时,捞出来再放一批,继续包。 The careful static milk separates with the different color strings the steamed rice dumplings of various types of tastes, what red is the dried ripe fruit, what green is the meat Zong, was divided into several types of color strings. 细心的静奶把各种口味的粽子用不同颜色的绳子分开来,红色的是大枣,绿色的是肉粽,一共分了好几种颜色的绳子。 For does not affect the neighbors, Jing Shu also turned on the fan, but obviously has nothing to use, boils the taste of steamed rice dumpling to seep the fragrance of heart spleen not to know that fluttered far. 为了不影响邻居们,静姝还开启了油烟机,但是明显没啥用,煮粽子的味沁入心脾的香不知道飘了多远。 Jing Shu was so long has not eaten the steamed rice dumpling also to flow the saliva, had/left a pot steamed rice dumpling, the impatient start ate, is blowing while dipped the honey to eat, before long ate more than ten. 静姝这么久没有吃粽子也流了口水,出了一锅粽子,就迫不及待的开始吃了,一边吹着一边蘸着蜂蜜吃,不一会儿就吃了十几个。 Fat little girl 5 th: „Yesterday I ate several grain insects of tastes, is most delicious of discovery pepper saline taste, does not know that ate the misconception, always smelled steamed rice dumpling taste.” 肥妞五号:“昨天我吃了十几种口味的五谷虫,还是发现椒盐味的最好吃,不知道是不是吃出错觉了,老闻到一股粽子味。” Pebble 1 st: „I also smelled the steamed rice dumpling taste, is the meat Zong, salty that has lean meat, chicken leg taste.” 石子一号:“我也闻到了粽子味,还是肉粽,咸咸的那种有一块块瘦肉,还有鸡腿味。” Fat little girl 5 th: „We hear is not taste, what I smell is the red jujube taste.” 肥妞五号:“那我们闻的不是一个味,我闻到的是红枣味。” Ugly 4 th: „Felt strange that I also smelled the steamed rice dumpling taste, always felt that the flavor transmits from the villa” 丑丑四号:“奇怪我也闻到了粽子味,总感觉味道是从别墅那边传来的” The kings 77 rescued a field promptly: „Aijia Supermarket promoted with rice package of steamed rice dumplings , a workpoint, has the need can grasp the maggot exchange point.” 王七七及时救了个场:“爱家超市推出了用米饭包的粽子呢,一个工分,有需要的可以去抓蛆兑换点。” Wang Cuihua sent in the voice: „Has that workpoint might as well to buy large bowl cooked rice, the present maggot is good to grasp very much, our downstairs restrooms have dozens kilograms, I grasped traded the workpoint.” 王翠花发来了语音:“有那工分还不如买一大碗白米饭呢,现在的蛆好抓的很,我们楼下的厕所就有几十公斤,我都抓了换工分了。” Fat little girl 5 th: „Eldest sister you were also too disgusting, grasped from the latrine pit? That thing hands over to eat.” 肥妞五号:“大姐你也太恶心了吧,从茅坑里抓？那东西交上去都是给人吃的。” Wang Cuihua sent the voice: „That has anything, I take the iron shovel to dig, changing one bottle of water flushed to be good, I traded 0 workpoints, other restrooms I also wrapped.” 王翠花发了语音:“那有什么的,我拿着铁锨挖出来,换了一瓶水冲一下就好了,我换了0工分呢,其他的厕所我也包了。” Wind number: „Eldest sister I asked you again let alone, I said in maggot that today eats how excrement taste, outside so many maggots you did not grasp, grasped the restroom.” 风号:“大姐我求你了再别说了,我就说今天吃的蛆里面怎么一股屎味,外面那么多蛆你不抓,偏去抓厕所的。” Wang Cuihua sends the voice: „Outside maggot lost to catch lord knows , the iron shovel of restroom got down is.” 王翠花又发语音:“外面的蛆一丢丢抓到猴年马月了,厕所的一铁锨下去都是。” The matter of steamed rice dumpling let it go finally, Jing Shu shouted the one breath, the dust covered the armored glass to cover more than ten centimeters to be thick luckily, blocked the villa light stubbornly, otherwise the situation in villa will definitely be exposed. 粽子的事情总算不了了之了,静姝呼了一口气,幸好灰尘盖了钢化玻璃罩十几厘米厚了,将别墅光死死的挡住了,不然别墅的情况肯定会被暴露的。 However Jing Shu has saying that the policy of government was too successful, next day all the people started various types to catch the maggot to look for the maggot, even raised, goes to bathroom as for digging a pit of how to raise can raise, the remaining please brains make up. 不过静姝不得不说政府的政策太成功了,第二天全民就开始各种抓蛆找蛆了,甚至还有自己养的,至于怎么养的挖个坑上个厕所就可以养了,剩下的请自行脑补。 Had for the first time had the second time, with the lapse of time, everyone will accept to eat the grain insect slowly. 有了第一次就有第二次,随着时间的推移,所有人都会慢慢接受吃五谷虫。 gt ; The country was worried the rotten corpse insect will stand in the matter of pyramid peak like this simply was solved, but the matter that the fly is in flood was also resolved very: Every day will have a large crowd to go to each place to seize them, seizes is a big bag, suppressed their development seriously. gt;国家原本担心腐尸虫会站在金字塔顶端的事情就这样简单的被解决了,而苍蝇泛滥的事情也得到了很好的解决:每天都会有大批的人去各个地方捉它们,一捉就是一大袋子,严重的抑制了它们的发展。 Although the rotten corpse insect multiplies is quick and many, but the flies became under the high temperature to move few freely also work as food the rotten corpse insect the lifeform, they are restraining the rotten corpse insect, but human also found the new grain, formed a new biological chain like this. 腐尸虫虽然繁衍的又快又多,但苍蝇们成了高温下为数不多能活动自如还把腐尸虫当食物的生物,它们克制着腐尸虫,而人类也找到了新的粮食,就这样形成了一个新的生物链。 Simultaneously this matter also to then eat scarlet threadworm plays a good upholstery. 同时这件事也为接下来吃红线虫起到了一个良好的铺垫。 It is reported that the second half of the year China rotten corpse insect has 10000.00000001 trillion to be eliminated by the maggot, and has 100.00001 billion maggots to be eaten, must eat over a hundred maggots daily per capita. 据悉年后半年华夏的腐尸虫有亿亿万只被蛆消灭,而又有千亿万只蛆被人食用,平均每人每天要食用上百只蛆。 In this year China is a global survival percentage highest country, was eight 9, the US only has eight 5, India. 这一年华夏是全球存活率最高的一个国家,达到了八九,米国只有八五,印度。 The European number country at this time already by the rotten corpse insect and fly entire badly battered, they prepares to start extinguishes the powder elimination insect effect is not but good newly. 欧洲数国此时已经被腐尸虫和苍蝇整的焦头烂额,他们准备启动新灭冲剂消灭虫子但效果并不好。 The US prepares to concentrate the population at this moment, after collective migration, to another place launch nuclear weapon, then moves peripheral, the US grain multi- population are in any case few. 米国此刻准备集中人口,集体迁徙后,向另一个地方发射核武器,然后再迁徙到周边,反正米国粮食多人口少。 The fellow sufferers in India as well as Africa learned/studied the China fine spirit to join ate the insect army, right that finally the discovery or the extraordinary personality said: The strength of people are strong, do not put in order some 55 Xuanxuan's taking time. 印度以及非洲的难兄难弟则学习华夏的优良精神加入了吃虫子大军,最后发现还是伟人说的对:群众的力量是强大的,别整些五五萱萱的还费事。 Russian this fight nationality announced valiantly the new regulation, everyone must eliminate 1000 insects every day. 俄罗斯这个战斗民族的彪悍公布了新律法,每天每人必须消灭一千只虫子。 North Korea issued the new regulation, the people's collective eats the live insect, who will dare not to comply with the law to be grasped. 朝鲜则下达了新律法,全民集体吃活虫,谁敢不遵从法律就会被抓起来。 The news previous reports now daily the pitiful time of other countries, mapped the temperate attitude of China government all. 新闻上现在天天报道其他国家的悲惨时代,无不映射了华夏政府的温和态度。 Several matters that the Black City government most is worried about solved, the grain had, the people will not starve to death, besides the scarce water, other basically did not have the fatal factor. 乌城政府最担心的几件事统统都解决了,粮食有了,人民不会饿死了,除了稀缺的水外,其他基本没有致命的因素了。 Then, was the time sets aside the hand to come the matter of beforehand robbing murder to solve, Black City must be a model, must take the lead to complete to reform the brand-new system before the whole nation! 那么,是时候腾出手来把之前的抢劫杀人的事情解决一下了,乌城要做个表率,在全国人民面前要率先完成改革全新制度！ After the government experienced two months of gentle policy, now still some people ‚occupying land area for king’ ‚raising pigs’ and other behaviors, they start to reveal the vicious fang to the criminal. 政府经历了两个月温柔的政策以后,现在依然有人‘占地为王’‘养猪’等行为,他们开始向犯罪分子露出了凶狠的獠牙。 ...... …… Dragon Boat Festival Mother Jing invited uncle’s whole family to arrive at the villa to eat under together the lunch, after that day and Su Meimei broke off thoroughly, Mother Jing only recognizes Su Yiyang this big brother. 端午节静妈邀请了大舅一家来到别墅一起吃个下午饭,自那天和苏美美彻底决裂后,静妈就只认苏益阳这一个大哥了。 Father Jing drives to meet the whole family, the midway actually telephones: „High virtue, your sister-in-law said that wants also to shout together her elder brother one” 静爸开车去接一家子,中途却打了电话来:“兰芝,你嫂子说想把她哥一家也一起喊来”
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