„How wants to be comes funny!!” “怎么想都是来搞笑的啊！！” „Hey, what on knife to is operates to the poison by own poison of spreading?” “喂,被自己的涂在刀子上的毒给毒到了是什么操作？” „Tells the truth, the master was amused!” “有一说一,爷被逗乐了！” „Is really funny.” “实属搞笑嗷。” After silent nearly a half minute, the screen that the barrage that complained almost brushed was almost a piece of white, everyone hero soul that went on stage to give for nothing made astonishing high score to this- I am willing to call you in the funny aspect strongly. 在沉默了近半分钟之后,吐槽的弹幕几乎刷的屏幕几乎是一片白,大家都对这个上场就白给的英灵打出了惊人的高分-在搞笑方面我愿称你最强。 „......” little loli has absent-minded of flash that she raised the head to come to see other hero souls, weak saying: „This, calculates me, 1 victory?” “……”小萝莉都有那么一瞬间的失神,她抬起头来看了看其他的英灵,弱弱的说道:“这个,算我一胜吧？” „Un............ calculates...... calculates.” A fire of face right covered own face pale, said: „This fellow is the funny artist comes?” “嗯……啊……算……算的吧。”右方之火一脸铁青的捂住了自己的脸,说道:“这家伙是搞笑艺人出身的吗？” „Do not say that other hero soul is the funny artist!” A nearby Oda Nobunaga face angry right looks at the fire, said: „My family Okidera sauce has as saber is actually not able the pain of shining artillery! You must claim her now only the status of funny artist is worth showing off!?” “不要说别的英灵是搞笑艺人啊！”一旁的织田信长一脸愤怒的看着右方之火,说道:“我家冲田酱已经有着身为saber却无法放光炮的痛了！你现在还要夺走她唯一值得夸耀的搞笑艺人的身份吗！？” „Pū-” “噗啊-” Had been cured obviously feebly, but at this moment, Okita Souji was an old blood spurted, she lay on the ground weak is digging up Oda Nobunaga's arm, said: „Nobu , nobu kisses/intimate...... me to think that...... I felt the status that...... I am worth showing off should be a team leader of Shinsengumi team...... or is the talent swordsman and so on......” 明明病弱已经被治愈了,但是这一刻,冲田总司还是一口老血喷了出来,她趴在地上弱弱的扒着织田信长的手臂,说道:“nobu,nobu亲……我觉得……我个人觉得……我值得夸耀的身份应该是新选组一番队的队长……或者是天才剑士之类的……” „Swordsman?” Oda Nobunaga stares, she looks down a Okita Souji, then flexure scratched the head, said: „Does Okidera kiss the shining artillery not to come obviously?” “剑士？”织田信长一愣,她低下头看了一眼冲田总司,然后挠了挠头,说道:“明明冲田亲不会放光炮来着？” „Wú pū-” Miss Okidera felt oneself were injured two times, her suffering lying sent out ying on the ground chirp the weeping sound: „Others cannot in any case light/only the artillery! Wū wū, why I can be saber! Isn't Assassin good??” “唔噗-”冲田小姐感觉自己又被二次伤害了,她委屈的趴在地上发出了嘤嘤嘤的哭声:“反正人家就是不会光炮啦！呜呜呜,为什么我会是saber啊！Assassin不好吗？？” „Hahahaha-” “哈哈哈哈-” Nearby Golden Pika(Gilgamesh) smiles was about to breathe, he could not bear summon oneself Treasure of the King, then gave Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji respectively threw a gem respectively in the past, said: „Very good! You tried to please this king! Hū, should enjoy!” 一旁的金皮卡笑的都快咽气了,他忍不住召唤出了自己的王之财宝,然后分别给织田信长和冲田总司各自丢了一块宝石过去,说道:“很好！你们取悦了本王！呼哈哈哈哈,该赏！” „??” “？？” Hista cold saw this, could not bear stare in a big way own Eyes nani (what)!? This, this obtains two quality such high gems!? Hateful, today starts the funny artist to make a debut not to know not with enough time. 伊斯塔凛看到了这一幕,忍不住瞪大了自己的双眼-纳尼！？这,这样就获得两枚品质如此之高的宝石！？可恶,今天开始搞笑艺人出道不知道来不来得及。 „Is the opponent who now should not under the discussion fight who?” A Roller face speechless is rubbing own head- why do these historical celebrities have a talent of harmony star? Funny is the top priority of social survival? “现在难道不应该讨论下一战的对手是谁吗？”萝拉一脸无语的揉着自己的脑袋-为什么这些历史名人都有一种谐星的天赋啊？难道说搞笑才是社会生存的硬道理吗？ „Next makes me come.” At this time, a brown hair, the head lived two horns, grasped the blood-color big axe, grasped the muscle robust man of metal round shield from the crowd, then threatened looks in secure Dumas in stage, said: „Makes her experience, the strength of blood axe! Roar!” “下一个就让我来吧。”这时,一个棕色头发,头生双角,一手持血色大斧,一手持金属圆盾的肌肉壮汉从人群中走了出来,然后气势汹汹的看着舞台上的安杜马里,说道:“让她见识见识,血斧的力量！吼！” „! Is blood axe Elrick!” “哦哦哦！是血斧艾尔利克！” „Is Egyptian Riku!!” Egyptian Riku has turned head to roar, then roared along with one, he jumped up compared with the arena of martial stage, the collision of effort started the axe and shield, said: „Blood and blood, give my blood!” “是埃里克！！”埃里克扭过头吼了一声,然后伴随着一声咆哮,他跳上了比武场的擂台,用力的碰撞了一下手中的斧子和盾牌,说道:“血、血、给我血！” „Snort, boorish fellow.” Curling the lip of in secure Dumas a face disdains, said: „It is not graceful!” “哼,莽夫。”安杜马里一脸不屑的撇了撇嘴,说道:“一点也不优雅！” „Graceful? Can that type of thing help you win?” Egyptian Riku sneered, he lifts up high oneself axe, exclaimed high: „Suffers to death! Demon god column!!” “优雅？那种东西能帮助你获得胜利吗？”埃里克冷笑了一声,他高举起自己的斧子,高吼道:“受死吧！魔神柱！！” „Burns actually type in secure Dumas!” “烧却式・安杜马里！” Facing Egyptian Riku that leaping to strike, in secure Dumas holding up both hands without hesitation, a round of demon artillery sticks the face directly, but facing this threatening demon artillery, Egyptian Riku was rapid keeps off the round shield in own front. 面对跃击过来的埃里克,安杜马里毫不犹豫的举起双手,一发魔炮直接糊脸,而面对这来势汹汹的魔炮,埃里克则是迅速把圆盾挡在了自己的面前。 „Nice, blocked!” “nice,挡住了！” „Fierce shield elder brother!” “厉害啊盾牌哥！” „Feeling is a bit like American team leader.” “感觉有点像美国队长。” „Has the axe.” “可是有斧子啊。” „Grasps American team leader of storm battle axe?” “手持暴风战斧的美国队长？” „My goodness, that was flamboyant bad!” “好家伙,那得牛逼坏了！” Saw that Egyptian Riku blocked attack in secure Dumas with the shield unexpectedly, the audience spiritual, initiated the barrage immediately in abundance, feeling that the quite one type has victory in the hand. 看到埃里克居然用盾牌挡住了安杜马里的攻击,观众们顿时精神一阵,纷纷发起了弹幕,颇有一种胜券在握的感觉。 However, passing of followed time, the audience discovered keenly not right place- is not, why Egyptian has Riku stopped in the midair? 但是,伴随着的时间的流逝,观众们敏锐的发现了不对劲的地方-不是,为什么埃里克一直停在半空中？ „......” “……” Egyptian Riku foot stepped on own shield, on the forehead was emitting the visible cold sweat. He discovered that oneself as if...... couldn't get down? 埃里克脚踩着自己的盾牌,额头上冒出了肉眼可见的冷汗。他发现自己似乎……下不去了？ „Hahahaha-” “哈哈哈哈-” At this time, in secure Dumas both hands fork waist, voiced the triadic smile of classics. 这时,安杜马里双手叉腰,发出了经典的三段式笑容。 „Really is human of fool, unexpectedly jumped up in the midair-” in secure Dumas a face disdains looks at in the air Egyptian Riku, said: „Turns into the star to vanish to me like this!!” “真是笨蛋的人类呢,居然跳上了半空中-”安杜马里一脸不屑的看着空中的埃里克,说道:“就这样给我变成星星消失吧！！” Firepower further enhancement of demon artillery, Egyptian Riku felt that own altitude is continue rise, he closely grabs the shield the hand, panic big shouts: „Under, I fear high............ the pressure not to extinguish the spiral!!!” 魔炮的火力进一步的加强,埃里克感觉自己的高度正在继续上升中,他紧紧的抓着盾牌的把手,惊慌失措的大喊道:“等下,我恐高……别……压灭螺！！！” During the disgraced call, Egyptian Riku changed to a meteor to vanish in the horizon, only left behind final lines- good repugnant feeling! 在丢人的呐喊之中,埃里克化作了一颗流星消失在了天际,只留下了最后的一句台词-好讨厌的感觉！ „......” “啊……” Others could not bear cover oneself face- why this person so lost face! The fellow who your will not fly, gives up the ground advantage unexpectedly, oneself jumped to float oneself spatially...... 其他人忍不住捂住了自己的脸-这个人为什么这么丢人啊！你一个不会飞的家伙,居然放弃地面优势,自己跳起来把自己浮空了…… Hadn't you been floated spatial Infinite Link to hit? 你是没被浮空无限连打过是吧？ „Ahem!” In secure Dumas both hands are forking the waist, face cocky saying: „trash human, looking like the mixed fish is the same! Ahem!” “哼唧！”安杜马里双手叉着腰,一脸神气活现的说道:“辣鸡人类,就像是杂鱼一样！哼唧！” „, I died, is she so why lovable?” “啊,我死了,她为什么这么可爱？” „Scolded me again, asked you!” “再骂我,求你了！” „Insult! Motor motor!” “辱骂！摩多摩多！” Hears sound that in secure Dumas that speaks in an infantile tone of voice, the Internet users were insane. 听到安杜马里那奶声奶气的声音,网民都疯了。 „It is not, this way is not good.” Roman flatter second......, Ell Mello II did not rub oneself head, said: „Now goes on stage should be weakest, finally we lost two people.” “不是,这样下去不行啊。”埃罗芒阿二世……不是不是,埃尔梅罗二世揉了揉自己的脑袋,说道:“现在上场的应该是最弱的一个,结果我们就损失了两个人。” „Let alone, that two disgraced thing.” Trampled an instep of second ill-humoredly, said: „Quickly, making your invincible Rider search to explore the way!” “别说了,那两个丢人玩意。”莱妮丝没好气的踹了一下二世的脚面,说道:“快,让你无敌的Rider上去探探路！” „It is not good, Rider cannot lose here.” Second shakes the head, said: „Should let differ not the big hero soul to go on stage with the demon god column strength as far as possible, keeps behind the hero soul of powerful copes with demon god column near the top.” “不行,Rider不能损耗在这里。”二世摇了摇头,说道:“应该尽量让和魔神柱实力相差不大的英灵上场,把强力的英灵留在后面对付更靠前的魔神柱。” „-” Curls the lip, said: „Why did not consider that makes the powerful hero soul first solve several demon god columns, then makes Chen Gong launch several vegetable/dish chicken hero souls?” “切-”莱妮丝撇了撇嘴,说道:“为什么不考虑一下让强力英灵先解决几个魔神柱,然后让陈宫发射几个菜鸡英灵呢？” „???” A second face heavy line smoked smoke, said: „Troubles you to be individual.” “？？？”二世一脸黑线的抽了一口烟,说道:“麻烦你做个人吧。” ............ ………… ............ ………… „The third person, comes up!” In secure Dumas both hands are forking the waist, face self-satisfied saying: „Your can hit does not have!” “第三个人呢,上来！”安杜马里双手叉着腰,一脸得意的说道:“你们一个能打的都没有！” „Snort, these words, this king can/but cannot pretend not to hear!” At this time, Gilgamesh stood suddenly in the people astonished look the stage, then a face disdained looks in secure Dumas, said: „Unexpectedly taunted on this king to come, trash build.” “哼,这句话,本王可不能装做没听到呢！”就在这个时候,吉尔伽美什突然在众人惊愕的眼神中站上了舞台,然后一脸不屑的看着安杜马里,说道:“居然嘲讽到本王头上来了,杂修。” „......” Under responsible people one startled, „did heroic king go on stage at this time?? He should face first several demon god columns is right!” “等……”下方的负责人们一惊,“英雄王怎么这个时候就上场了？？他应该面对前几位的魔神柱才对啊！” „Is idiot, you teaching me to work?” Gilgamesh was slanting the eye to look at a that head, „, do not make the wisdom that the person laughed speculate the action of this king with your!” “蠢货,你在教我做事？”吉尔伽美什斜着眼睛看了一眼那个负责人,“呵,不要用你那让人发笑的智慧来推测本王的行动！” Saying, Gilgamesh proceeded one step, then in the people stunned look, the body reduced sprouting/moe of blonde red eyes suddenly is shota, „said again, the one who played the game was young Gill, what relations had with my Gilgamesh? ~” 说着,吉尔伽美什往前走了一步,然后在众人错愕的眼神中,身体骤然缩小成了一个金发红眼的萌系正太,“再说了,上场比赛的是幼吉尔,和我吉尔伽美什有什么关系？诶嘿~” „This can also???” “这样也可以的吗？？？” „...... This......” second does not open mouth, he a little subtle resisted own chin, said: „Hiss, indeed, young Gill's spirit and Gilgamesh's spirit base does not seem like same...... indeed to judge that is two roles......” “不……这个……”二世张了张嘴,他有点微妙的抵住了自己的下巴,说道:“嘶,的确,幼吉尔的灵基和吉尔伽美什的灵基好像不是同一个……的确可以判断为两个角色……” „My goodness, this can BUG the card?” Stares, she has turned the head to look immediately to nearby Al Tory, then face happy saying: „Aren't we invincible?” “好家伙,这个BUG都能卡？”莱妮丝一愣,她立马转过头看向了一旁的阿尔托莉雅,然后一脸欢乐的说道:“那我们不无敌了？” „......” A person can open Holy Grail War Al Tory to cover own face silently- really can transform spirit to summon other to come out? Black and white actually have no issue, Caster are not good, but...... “……”一人就可以开启圣杯战争的阿尔托莉雅默默地捂住了自己的脸-真的要转换灵基召唤其他的自己出来吗？黑色的自己和白色的自己其实没什么问题,Caster的自己也不是不行,但是…… If possible...... hateful, really does not want to turn into lancer! How may cultivate/repair! 如果可以的话……可恶,真的不想变成lancer啊！岂可修！ - -- - -- Young Gill is very strong. 幼吉尔很强。 Although he is unable to use EA, but was only invincible Treasure of the King and lock of more invincible day cleans up the ranking demon god column near the bottom on enough him oneself in fishing (being lazy), therefore the demon god column can only brace oneself from the weakest start goes forward to bring death one by one. 虽然他无法动用EA,但是光是无敌的王之财宝和更加无敌的天之锁就足够他清理掉排名靠后的魔神柱了-爱茜蓓尔本人在摸鱼,所以魔神柱只能硬着头皮从最弱的开始挨个上前送死。 If the normal fight, really the young Geerken surely continuously KO demon god column, KO till could not be victorious, but young Gill is well aware, now this „devil invasion” the program, from beginning to end will be a play. 如果是正常的战斗,幼吉尔肯定会一直KO魔神柱,KO到实在是打不过为止,但是幼吉尔心知肚明,现在这一场“恶魔入侵”的戏码,从头到尾就是一场戏。 Therefore, after defeating three demon god columns, young Gill shows the expression that magic power dried up, was struck to fly by the fourth demon god column compared with the martial stage. 于是,在打败了三只魔神柱之后,幼吉尔就露出了魔力枯竭的表情,然后被第四只魔神柱打飞出了比武场。 „Hateful-” young Gill's uncomfortable sitting on the ground, saying of panting: „This body was too young! magic power is completely insufficient! If are many some magic power, I can certainly defeat several demon god columns again.” “可恶-”幼吉尔不爽的坐在地上,气喘吁吁的说道:“这个身体年龄太小了！魔力完全不足啊！如果再多一些魔力的话,我一定能再击败几个魔神柱的。” „Very good.” Enkidu smiles put out a hand to grasp young Gill, then affectionate rubbed rubbing on his face. “已经很不错了。”恩奇都笑眯眯的伸出手抱住了幼吉尔,然后亲昵的在他的脸上蹭了蹭。 „Hey, Enkidu, are you doing!” Very much Gilgamesh who is not familiar with this close contact struggled, said: „Puts me to get down quickly, I must change.” “喂,恩奇都,你在干什么！”很不习惯这种亲密接触的吉尔伽美什挣扎了一下,说道:“快放我下去,我要变回去了。” „No ~ ok ~” the eye of Enkidu bent the shape of crescent moon, saying that he smiled: „Gill, you maintain this stance temporarily ~” “不~行~”恩奇都的眼睛弯成了月牙的形状,他笑眯眯的说道:“吉尔,你就暂时就保持这个姿态哦~” „......” The young Gill's corners of the mouth pull slightly, then the look died same looked to the sky. “……”幼吉尔的嘴角微微一扯,然后眼神死了一样看向了天空。 Does Enkidu have such side? 恩奇都还有这样的一面吗？