Heardquestion that lovesQianBei, during herfronthero soulsevenwere the heads in various countriesfall intowere silent- theyhave toacknowledge that likedQianBei saying to be reasonable! Ifformulates a game rulebeforehand, thenaccording to the rulecompetes, wantscompared withnoruleinvasionregarding the destruction of thisworldwithout a doubtslightlymanymanymany!
听到了爱茜蓓尔的反问,她面前的英灵们甚至是各国的负责人都陷入了沉默之中-他们不得不承认爱茜蓓尔说的有道理!如果事先制定一个游戏规则,然后按照规则来竞争的话,毫无疑问对于这个世界的破坏比无规则入侵要小的多多多多多!
The head who „fiendish person......”at this time, the younger sisteryoulooked atwalked, hispeak the tie on neck, thenheldownstomachintestinal fatwithboth handsslightly, deep breathwhilearrived at the forefront of team, thenraised the head, looks that lovedQianBeisole- healso can only notice that sole- said: „Does not know, the game rule in yourmouth, whatis?”
“魔王陛下……”这时,阿妹你看的负责人走了出来,他稍微耸了耸脖子上的领带,然后用双手托了托自己的肚腩,一边深呼吸一边走到了队伍的最前面,然后抬起头来,看着爱茜蓓尔的脚底-他也只能看到脚底-说道:“不知道,您口中的游戏规则,是什么样的?”
The head who after the younger sisteryoulooks atopens the mouth, hero souls-, even if gold/metalPickaandSun- has not continuedto speak, butisstaticstandingin the one side. From the beginningthisis the hero soulssince the consensus that has: Theyare the people of dying, thereforeisfightsorsurrendersnegotiates, gives the person of presentworldto be responsible.
在阿妹你看的负责人开口之后,英灵们-哪怕是金皮卡和太阳的-都没有继续发言,而是静静的站在一旁。这是英灵们打从一开始就产生的共识:他们已经是死去之人,所以到底是战斗还是投降还是谈判,都交给现世之人来负责吧。Theywere responsible forfightingare OK.
他们负责战斗就可以了。„, The game rule......”does not likeQianBeisupportingownchin, thenlooked at the surroundingscenery, said: „Iremember that youdid a hero soularena, solves the battle of various countrieswith the fight of hero soulis right? Might as wellbe goodon a usethishero soularena.”
“唔,游戏规则嘛……”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,然后看了看周围的风景,说道:“我记得你们搞了一个英灵竞技场,用英灵的战斗来解决各国的争斗对吧?不如就利用一下这个英灵竞技场好了。”„Yourmeaningwas......”Lisawent forwardonestep, inquired: „Challenge match?”
“您的意思是……”伊莉莎上前了一步,询问道:“擂台赛?”„No, elimination series.”LikedQianBeishaking the finger, said: „Ruleis very simple, withpattern of holding the arena, onceis defeatedeven ifdoesto eliminate, when the person of whichsideeliminatedcompletely, evenfailure, how?”
“不,淘汰赛。”爱茜蓓尔晃了晃手指头,说道:“规则很简单,用守擂的模式,一旦失败就算做淘汰,等哪一方的人全部淘汰了,就算失败,如何?”„Only thenthisrule?”Whichheadopensto walk up, inquired: „Hasmoredetails? For example when fightis long, orisonedaywhetherhasto fightmanylimits, eitherisreceivesto strikemanytimecalculates the directvictory, as well asfight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent outwait/etcissues.”
“只有这个规则吗?”拆哪的负责人走上前来,询问道:“是否有更多的细节呢?比如说战斗时长,或者是一天是否有战斗多少次的限制,又或者是收擂多少次算直接胜利,以及车轮战等等问题。”„Wú, this-”likesQianBeithinking,said: „Eachholding the arena, afterholds the arenacontinuously the successfultentimes, canapplyto suspendcompeting, rests the improvementto continueto fighttohis / herconditionagain, how?”
“唔,这样吧-”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“每一位守擂者,在连续守擂成功十次之后,就可以申请暂停比赛,一直到他/她的状态休息到完善再继续战斗,如何?”„So that's how it is, avoided the consumption of fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out...... Rollernoddingwiththismethod”looking pensive- fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent outwas not, butmustconsiderwhetherreallycanconsume the opposite party, otherwise the opposite partywon streaktengames to applyto suspendrestingmost flourishing, thatfight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent outdid not have the significance.
“原来如此,采用这种方法避免了车轮战的消耗吗……”萝拉若有所思的点了点头-车轮战不是不可以,但是得考虑到是否真的能消耗到对方,否则对方连胜十局就可以申请暂停去休息到全盛,那车轮战就毫无意义了。Ifmustplay the fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out, „physical strength that mustactualconsiderationreduce”as well as„the quantity of victory and defeatfield”thesetwofactors-, moreoverperhaps the opposite partybreaks through, tenthoverturnscertainly, thatmaybe uncomfortable.
所以如果要玩车轮战的话,必须实际的考虑到“削减的体力”以及“胜负场的数量”这两个因素-而且说不定对方临阵突破,第十场绝地翻盘,那可就难受了。„Without the issue, westarts?”LikedQianBeismilinglyraising upownfinger, said: „Moreover, does the broadmindedfiendish person, permityourentire journeylive broadcastcompetition? After allthisconcerns the future of yourworld~”
“如果没问题的话,我们就开始吧?”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的竖起了自己的手指头,说道:“另外,宽宏大量的本魔王,允许你们全程直播这一次的比赛哦?毕竟这可是关乎到你们世界的未来哦~”............
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…………Clean that the originalthreeviewshave broken to pieces, thendepends upontenaciously502gavestuck the general public of going back, afterseeingtoday'snews, threeviewsas ifgrinding are the same by the hydraulic press, broke to pieces the powderthoroughly.
本来三观已经碎的一干二净,然后依靠顽强的502给重新粘了回去的一般民众们,在看到了今天的新闻之后,三观仿佛被液压机给碾过了一样,彻底碎成了粉末。„Joking?”
“开玩笑的吧?”„Makaiinvasion?”
“魔界入侵?”„Is thisis making the science fictionmovie the bastard?”
“这是在拍科幻电影吗混蛋?”Similarcomplaintandcomplainedcontinuously, when the peoplethinkthiswas the promotional film of somemovie, theirstunneddiscoveries......
类似的抱怨和吐槽接连不断的,就在众人原本都以为这是某个电影的宣传片的时候,他们愕然的发现……„Hey, whychanges the stageno matter howisthisnews!”
“喂喂,为什么不管怎么换台都是这个新闻啊!”„Did promotional filmalsogo too far? Thisis the advertisementpollution!”
“宣传片也太过分了吧?这是广告污染!”„It is not, thisseems like, is not the advertisement......”
“不是,这好像,不是广告……”„Ha? Whatevidence do youhave?”
“哈?你有什么证据?”„Because, TV Tokyois broadcastingthisnews!!”
“因为,东京电视台都在播放这个新闻啊!!”„What!? TV Tokyoalso......”
“什么!?东京电视台也……”„Oh no, oh no, oh no!”
“糟糕,糟糕,糟糕!”In the Internet usersdiscovered that afterbroadcastingthisnewsTV Tokyo, visiblescaredspreadsimmediatelyitchyinnetwork- thisabsolute, is not cracking a jokeabsolutely, is not doing the advertisementabsolutely, thisis...... real!!
在网民发现连东京电视台都在播放这一则新闻之后,一股肉眼可见的恐慌顿时在网络手痒扩散开来-这绝对,绝对不是在开玩笑,也绝对不是在拍广告,这是……真实的!!„Thisiswhatultralaunches? Haven't 2012passed?”
“这是什么超展开啊?2012不是早就过去了吗?”„Hero soulrecovers, the Makaiinvasion...... is my goodness, Ispecialhaving a dream?”
“英灵复苏,魔界入侵……好家伙,我特么是在做梦吧?”„Should not first spiritual energyrecover, then do all the peoplecultivationdozensyearsto come the enemyagain?”
“难道不应该先灵气复苏,然后全民修炼个几十年再来敌人吗?”„Howenemypossiblygives the time that youcultivation!?”
“敌人怎么可能给你修炼的时间!?”............
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…………PacificStation yard.
太平洋站场。„Really......”looksto kick up a fuss the daynetwork, Lisaa littleexhausted by chairback, thenworn outis rubbingownbridge of the nose, said: „Iknow, so long asthesenewswere released, human of thisworldwill quarrelabsolutely.”
“果然……”看着吵翻了天的网络,伊莉莎有点疲惫的靠在椅背上,然后有气无力的揉着自己的鼻梁,说道:“我就知道,这些消息只要公布出去了,这个世界的人类绝对会吵起来的。”„The crime rate that nearlythreedays, the younger sisteryoulooks atrose12%.”Headboth hands that the younger sisteryoulooks are covering the face, said: „Pill, ourpill!”
“近三天,阿妹你看的犯罪率上升了12%。”阿妹你看的负责人双手捂着脸,说道:“药丸啊,我们药丸啊!”Whichhead„......”opensverycalmis drinking tea- excuse me, whereopensbans the spear/gun, thereforeis very safe.
“……”拆哪的负责人十分淡定的喝着茶-不好意思,拆哪禁枪,所以很安全。„What to dotherefore...... the presentcan?”Headtiredsaying of Germany: „Nowthe whole worldis spreading the opinion of the world destructionandjudgment day.”
“所以……现在要怎么办?”德国的负责人一脸疲惫的说道:“现在整个世界都流传着世界毁灭、世界末日的言论。”„Indeed, evenalsosomepeople said that Maya peoplewhencopy out the calendar, not the carefulhandshookto make a mistake in writing, 2021wrote2012, therefore the trueendwas2021rather than2012......”Frenchheadnumeroussighing of, said: „Mustthink the meanssolutionpresentsituation, will otherwise be getting more and more troublesome.”
“的确,甚至还有人说,玛雅人在誊写日历的时候,不小心手抖了一下写错了,把2021写成了2012,所以真正的末日是2021而不是2012……”法国负责人重重的叹了一口气,说道:“得想个办法解决现在的情况啊,不然会越来越麻烦的。”„Whatmeanscanhave?”Rollershrugged, said: „After the result that honestparticipation, waits to fightcomes out, alllevelsolution.”
“能有什么办法?”萝拉摊了摊手,说道:“老老实实的参展吧,等战斗的结果出来之后,一切都级解决的办法了。”„Howto say?” The person who the younger sisteryoulooks atasked.
“怎么说?”阿妹你看的人问道。„Are yousilly?”Rollershuts outsaying: „Ifwewon, thatvarious countries'ZFdidn't have the timeto tidy up the cerebral palsy that thesethese daysjumpedspeciallyslowly? Ifwelost, thenunder the rule of Makai, thatcrowd of cerebral palsyalsodaresto jump?”
“你是不是傻?”萝拉嫌弃至极的说道:“如果我们赢了,那各国ZF不就有时间慢慢收拾那些在这段时间特别跳的脑瘫了?如果我们输了,那在魔界的统治下,那群脑瘫还敢跳吗?”Cites a simpleexample, youlooked that now some sillybatchdo not spare a glancetoJC of Heavenly Dynastylaw enforcement, whyevenbeginsto hitJC-thisis? IsbecauseHeavenly DynastyJCrarelymatches the spear/gun! Ifyouloseyouto look atto the younger sisterthesesillybatch,letsthemtoJCthatshiny blackmuzzle that the younger sister you are looking, youlooked that thiscrowd of sillybatchalsodo dareto jump?
举个简单的例子,你看现在有一些傻批对天朝执法的JC不屑一顾,甚至于动手打JC-这是为什么?是因为天朝JC很少配枪!你要是把这些傻批丢到阿妹你看去,让他们对着阿妹你看的JC那黑黝黝的枪口,你看这群傻批还敢不敢跳?„......”
“……”
The headslooked at each otherone, thenas if by prior agreementnods- probablythisview?
各国负责人对视了一眼,然后不约而同的点了点头-好像是这个说法?„Butmakesthemdestroylike thisis not good.” The head who the younger sisteryoulooks atscratched the perquisite on forehead, saying of bitter: „The harmto the social stability was really big.”
“但是就这样让他们破坏也不好啊。”阿妹你看的负责人擦了擦额头上的油水,苦哈哈的说道:“对社会安定的危害实在是太大了。”„Not, only thenyouryounger sistersyoulookarethis.”Rollershakes the head, said: „After allfreeAmerica, gunshotevery day! Ourothercountriesmaynot haveAmericanfirearms is so free.”
“不不不,只有你们阿妹你看是这样的。”萝拉摇了摇头,说道:“毕竟自由美利坚,枪击每一天!我们其他国家可没有美利坚那么枪械自由。”„Truly!”
“确实!”„Was happy.”
“乐了。”„Is reallyfunny~”
“实属搞笑嗷~”
The heads in othercountrieslook that Americanthatadmits defeatappearance, cannot help butrevealed the cheerfullaughter.
其他国家的负责人看着美利坚那吃瘪不已的样子,不由得露出了欢快的笑声。............
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…………Playsto turn over to play, smilesto turn over to smile, do not crack a jokewith the competition.
玩归玩,笑归笑,别拿比赛开玩笑。Invision that inhundred millionnumerousanticipate, the war of Makaiinvasion, formallystarted.
在亿众期待的目光中,魔界入侵的战争,正式开始了。Firstmounting the stagenaturallyisMakaihereplayer, insecureDumasranked the 72nd- thisis a little loli of purplelong hair, standing of herfacearroganceincompared withmartial stageon, looked atlensin all directions, thensnort/hum, saying of speaking in an infantile tone of voice: „Wewere72demongodsecureDumasranked the 72nd hey...... hiss...... bite the tongue...... to be goodto hurt......”
第一个上台的自然是魔界这边的选手,排名第72的安杜马里-这是一个紫色长发的小萝莉,她一脸傲气的站在了比武场上,看了一眼四面八方的镜头,然后哼了一声,奶声奶气的说道:“咱可是七十二魔神排名第72的安杜马噫……嘶……咬到舌头了……好疼……”„Brothers, althoughIknow that saidis not quite good, but...... alwaysfelt that...... was not had nothingprobablyby the devilrulewell.”
“兄弟们,虽然我知道这么说不太好,但是……总感觉……好像被恶魔统治也没什么不好。”„Tells the truth, truly.”
“有一说一,确实。”„Heard that Makaialsodoes have the charmdemon? Does not know that canassign the girlfriend.”
“听说魔界还有魅魔?不知道会不会分配女朋友啊。”„If possible, canbe the big sister of bigchestbigbuttocks?”
“如果可以的话,能是大胸大屁股的大姐姐吗?”„Does ponyenlarge the car(riage)?”
“小马拉大车?”„https://pαn.bαidu.com/s/......”
“https://pαn.bαidu.com/s/……”„Extractioncode: 49 xt”
“提取码:49xt”„Buildinggoodperson, the lifeis safe!”
“楼上好人,一生平安!”„Buildinggoodperson!”
“楼上好人!”Unknowingly, where the forum, barrage, Twitter, scarfand otherplace of the dialoguescrookedtodid not know.
不知不觉之中,论坛、弹幕、推特、围脖等地方的对话就歪到了不知道什么地方。„Snort, weareinsecureDumas!”Purplesendslittle loliboth handsto fork the waist, powerfullooks at the fronthero soulgroup, said: „Yourthat sidewhoonfirst?”
“哼,咱可是安杜马里!”紫发小萝莉双手叉着腰,威风凛凛的看着前面的英灵集团,说道:“你们那边谁先上?”„Ifirstcome.”Whatspeechis a male of brownflesh, hespreaddownward a whitelinefrom the foreheadplace, „intruder, unforgivable!”
“我先来吧。”说话的是一个褐色肌肤的男性,他从额头处向下蔓延了一根白色的线条,“入侵者,不可饶恕!”
The male who grasps the knifejumped up the stage, then the stern-facedlettingknifeis dancing in the airinownfingertip, looks like the butterfly between flowerssame- thisis dazzling the techniquewithout a doubt, what the audience before computerlookisdumbfounded.
手持小刀的男性跳上了舞台,然后一脸阴沉的让小刀在自己的指尖飞舞着,就像是花间的蝴蝶一样-这毫无疑问是在炫技,电脑前的观众们看的是一愣一愣的。„Tells the truth, whenIpoint is also in good health, Ialsoplay.”
“有一说一,在我手指还健在的时候,我也是这么玩儿的。”„Truly, I am also.”
“确实,我也是。”„Ihave the fingertimeplaysalsoslidescompared withhim!”
“我有手指的时候玩的比他还溜!”„Little fellow, Iremindedyourone-”Geronimoboth handsinterlockedbefore the body, then„” an assurancestops the knife, a facelickedfiercely, said: „Mythisknife, butspreadcompletely the blade of toxicant!”
“小家伙,我提醒你一句-”杰罗尼莫双手在身前交错,然后“啪”的一把握住了手中的小刀,一脸狰狞的舔了一下,说道:“我这把小刀,可是涂满了毒药的刀!”„, Butyoulicked......”
“啊,但是你舔了……”„This......”Geronimoresponded, hea littlehelplessput downownboth hands, thenanxiousaboutlooked, said: „Howthismay............”
“啊这……”杰罗尼莫反应了过来,他有点不知所措的放下了自己的双手,然后紧张的左右看了看,说道:“这可怎么……呃……”Hiscomplexionis pale, the mouthspits the foambut actually.
他脸色铁青,口吐白沫的倒了下去。„......”
“……”Inthis moment, entireEarthpeacefulseveralseconds.
在这一刻,整个地球都安静了几秒。
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