GTULWB :: Volume #8

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Heard question that loves Qian Bei, during her front hero souls even were the heads in various countries fall into were silent- they have to acknowledge that liked Qian Bei saying to be reasonable! If formulates a game rule beforehand, then according to the rule competes, wants compared with no rule invasion regarding the destruction of this world without a doubt slightly many many many! 听到了爱茜蓓尔的反问,她面前的英灵们甚至是各国的负责人都陷入了沉默之中-他们不得不承认爱茜蓓尔说的有道理!如果事先制定一个游戏规则,然后按照规则来竞争的话,毫无疑问对于这个世界的破坏比无规则入侵要小的多多多多多! The head who fiendish person......” at this time, the younger sister you looked at walked, his peak the tie on neck, then held own stomach intestinal fat with both hands slightly, deep breath while arrived at the forefront of team, then raised the head, looks that loved Qian Bei sole- he also can only notice that sole- said: Does not know, the game rule in your mouth, what is?” “魔王陛下……”这时,阿妹你看的负责人走了出来,他稍微耸了耸脖子上的领带,然后用双手托了托自己的肚腩,一边深呼吸一边走到了队伍的最前面,然后抬起头来,看着爱茜蓓尔的脚底-他也只能看到脚底-说道:“不知道,您口中的游戏规则,是什么样的?” The head who after the younger sister you looks at opens the mouth, hero souls-, even if gold/metal Picka and Sun- has not continued to speak, but is static standing in the one side. From the beginning this is the hero souls since the consensus that has: They are the people of dying, therefore is fights or surrenders negotiates, gives the person of present world to be responsible. 在阿妹你看的负责人开口之后,英灵们-哪怕是金皮卡和太阳的-都没有继续发言,而是静静的站在一旁。这是英灵们打从一开始就产生的共识:他们已经是死去之人,所以到底是战斗还是投降还是谈判,都交给现世之人来负责吧。 They were responsible for fighting are OK. 他们负责战斗就可以了。 „, The game rule......” does not like Qian Bei supporting own chin, then looked at the surrounding scenery, said: I remember that you did a hero soul arena, solves the battle of various countries with the fight of hero soul is right? Might as well be good on a use this hero soul arena.” “唔,游戏规则嘛……”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,然后看了看周围的风景,说道:“我记得你们搞了一个英灵竞技场,用英灵的战斗来解决各国的争斗对吧?不如就利用一下这个英灵竞技场好了。” Your meaning was......” Lisa went forward one step, inquired: Challenge match?” “您的意思是……”伊莉莎上前了一步,询问道:“擂台赛?” No, elimination series.” Liked Qian Bei shaking the finger, said: Rule is very simple, with pattern of holding the arena, once is defeated even if does to eliminate, when the person of which side eliminated completely, even failure, how?” “不,淘汰赛。”爱茜蓓尔晃了晃手指头,说道:“规则很简单,用守擂的模式,一旦失败就算做淘汰,等哪一方的人全部淘汰了,就算失败,如何?” Only then this rule?” Which head opens to walk up, inquired: Has more details? For example when fight is long, or is one day whether has to fight many limits, either is receives to strike many time calculates the direct victory, as well as fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out wait/etc issues.” “只有这个规则吗?”拆哪的负责人走上前来,询问道:“是否有更多的细节呢?比如说战斗时长,或者是一天是否有战斗多少次的限制,又或者是收擂多少次算直接胜利,以及车轮战等等问题。” , this-” likes Qian Bei thinking, said: Each holding the arena, after holds the arena continuously the successful ten times, can apply to suspend competing, rests the improvement to continue to fight to his / her condition again, how?” “唔,这样吧-”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“每一位守擂者,在连续守擂成功十次之后,就可以申请暂停比赛,一直到他/她的状态休息到完善再继续战斗,如何?” So that's how it is, avoided the consumption of fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out...... Roller nodding with this method looking pensive- fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out was not, but must consider whether really can consume the opposite party, otherwise the opposite party won streak ten games to apply to suspend resting most flourishing, that fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out did not have the significance. “原来如此,采用这种方法避免了车轮战的消耗吗……”萝拉若有所思的点了点头-车轮战不是不可以,但是得考虑到是否真的能消耗到对方,否则对方连胜十局就可以申请暂停去休息到全盛,那车轮战就毫无意义了。 If must play the fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out, physical strength that must actual consideration reduce as well as „the quantity of victory and defeat field these two factors-, moreover perhaps the opposite party breaks through, tenth overturns certainly, that may be uncomfortable. 所以如果要玩车轮战的话,必须实际的考虑到“削减的体力”以及“胜负场的数量”这两个因素-而且说不定对方临阵突破,第十场绝地翻盘,那可就难受了。 Without the issue, we starts?” Liked Qian Bei smilingly raising up own finger, said: Moreover, does the broadminded fiendish person, permit your entire journey live broadcast competition? After all this concerns the future of your world ~ “如果没问题的话,我们就开始吧?”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的竖起了自己的手指头,说道:“另外,宽宏大量的本魔王,允许你们全程直播这一次的比赛哦?毕竟这可是关乎到你们世界的未来哦~” ............ ………… ............ ………… Clean that the original three views have broken to pieces, then depends upon tenaciously 502 gave stuck the general public of going back, after seeing today's news, three views as if grinding are the same by the hydraulic press, broke to pieces the powder thoroughly. 本来三观已经碎的一干二净,然后依靠顽强的502给重新粘了回去的一般民众们,在看到了今天的新闻之后,三观仿佛被液压机给碾过了一样,彻底碎成了粉末。 Joking?” “开玩笑的吧?” Makai invasion?” 魔界入侵?” „Is this is making the science fiction movie the bastard?” “这是在拍科幻电影吗混蛋?” Similar complaint and complained continuously, when the people think this was the promotional film of some movie, their stunned discoveries...... 类似的抱怨和吐槽接连不断的,就在众人原本都以为这是某个电影的宣传片的时候,他们愕然的发现…… Hey, why changes the stage no matter how is this news!” “喂喂,为什么不管怎么换台都是这个新闻啊!” „Did promotional film also go too far? This is the advertisement pollution!” “宣传片也太过分了吧?这是广告污染!” „It is not, this seems like, is not the advertisement......” “不是,这好像,不是广告……” Ha? What evidence do you have?” “哈?你有什么证据?” Because, TV Tokyo is broadcasting this news!!” “因为,东京电视台都在播放这个新闻啊!!” What!? TV Tokyo also......” “什么!?东京电视台也……” Oh no, oh no, oh no!” “糟糕,糟糕,糟糕!” In the Internet users discovered that after broadcasting this news TV Tokyo, visible scared spreads immediately itchy in network- this absolute, is not cracking a joke absolutely, is not doing the advertisement absolutely, this is...... real!! 在网民发现连东京电视台都在播放这一则新闻之后,一股肉眼可见的恐慌顿时在网络手痒扩散开来-这绝对,绝对不是在开玩笑,也绝对不是在拍广告,这是……真实的!! This is what ultra launches? Haven't 2012 passed?” “这是什么超展开啊?2012不是早就过去了吗?” Hero soul recovers, the Makai invasion...... is my goodness, I special having a dream?” “英灵复苏,魔界入侵……好家伙,我特么是在做梦吧?” Should not first spiritual energy recover, then do all the people cultivation dozens years to come the enemy again?” “难道不应该先灵气复苏,然后全民修炼个几十年再来敌人吗?” How enemy possibly gives the time that you cultivation!?” “敌人怎么可能给你修炼的时间!?” ............ ………… ............ ………… Pacific Station yard. 太平洋站场。 Really......” looks to kick up a fuss the day network, Lisa a little exhausted by chairback, then worn out is rubbing own bridge of the nose, said: I know, so long as these news were released, human of this world will quarrel absolutely.” “果然……”看着吵翻了天的网络,伊莉莎有点疲惫的靠在椅背上,然后有气无力的揉着自己的鼻梁,说道:“我就知道,这些消息只要公布出去了,这个世界的人类绝对会吵起来的。” „The crime rate that nearly three days, the younger sister you looks at rose 12%.” Head both hands that the younger sister you looks are covering the face, said: Pill, our pill!” “近三天,阿妹你看的犯罪率上升了12%。”阿妹你看的负责人双手捂着脸,说道:“药丸啊,我们药丸啊!” Which head „......” opens very calm is drinking tea- excuse me, where opens bans the spear/gun, therefore is very safe. “……”拆哪的负责人十分淡定的喝着茶-不好意思,拆哪禁枪,所以很安全。 What to do therefore...... the present can?” Head tired saying of Germany: Now the whole world is spreading the opinion of the world destruction and judgment day.” “所以……现在要怎么办?”德国的负责人一脸疲惫的说道:“现在整个世界都流传着世界毁灭、世界末日的言论。” Indeed, even also some people said that Maya people when copy out the calendar, not the careful hand shook to make a mistake in writing, 2021 wrote 2012, therefore the true end was 2021 rather than 2012......” French head numerous sighing of, said: Must think the means solution present situation, will otherwise be getting more and more troublesome.” “的确,甚至还有人说,玛雅人在誊写日历的时候,不小心手抖了一下写错了,把2021写成了2012,所以真正的末日是2021而不是2012……”法国负责人重重的叹了一口气,说道:“得想个办法解决现在的情况啊,不然会越来越麻烦的。” What means can have?” Roller shrugged, said: „After the result that honest participation, waits to fight comes out, all level solution.” “能有什么办法?”萝拉摊了摊手,说道:“老老实实的参展吧,等战斗的结果出来之后,一切都级解决的办法了。” How to say?” The person who the younger sister you looks at asked. “怎么说?”阿妹你看的人问道。 „Are you silly?” Roller shuts out saying: If we won, that various countries' ZF didn't have the time to tidy up the cerebral palsy that these these days jumped specially slowly? If we lost, then under the rule of Makai, that crowd of cerebral palsy also dares to jump?” “你是不是傻?”萝拉嫌弃至极的说道:“如果我们赢了,那各国ZF不就有时间慢慢收拾那些在这段时间特别跳的脑瘫了?如果我们输了,那在魔界的统治下,那群脑瘫还敢跳吗?” Cites a simple example, you looked that now some silly batch do not spare a glance to JC of Heavenly Dynasty law enforcement, why even begins to hit JC- this is? Is because Heavenly Dynasty JC rarely matches the spear/gun! If you lose you to look at to the younger sister these silly batch, lets them to JC that shiny black muzzle that the younger sister you are looking, you looked that this crowd of silly batch also do dare to jump? 举个简单的例子,你看现在有一些傻批对天朝执法的JC不屑一顾,甚至于动手打JC-这是为什么?是因为天朝JC很少配枪!你要是把这些傻批丢到阿妹你看去,让他们对着阿妹你看的JC那黑黝黝的枪口,你看这群傻批还敢不敢跳? „......” “……” The heads looked at each other one, then as if by prior agreement nods- probably this view? 各国负责人对视了一眼,然后不约而同的点了点头-好像是这个说法? But makes them destroy like this is not good.” The head who the younger sister you looks at scratched the perquisite on forehead, saying of bitter: „The harm to the social stability was really big.” “但是就这样让他们破坏也不好啊。”阿妹你看的负责人擦了擦额头上的油水,苦哈哈的说道:“对社会安定的危害实在是太大了。” Not, only then your younger sisters you look are this.” Roller shakes the head, said: After all free America, gunshot every day! Our other countries may not have American firearms is so free.” “不不不,只有你们阿妹你看是这样的。”萝拉摇了摇头,说道:“毕竟自由美利坚,枪击每一天!我们其他国家可没有美利坚那么枪械自由。” Truly!” “确实!” Was happy.” “乐了。” Is really funny ~ “实属搞笑嗷~” The heads in other countries look that American that admits defeat appearance, cannot help but revealed the cheerful laughter. 其他国家的负责人看着美利坚那吃瘪不已的样子,不由得露出了欢快的笑声。 ............ ………… ............ ………… Plays to turn over to play, smiles to turn over to smile, do not crack a joke with the competition. 玩归玩,笑归笑,别拿比赛开玩笑。 In vision that in hundred million numerous anticipate, the war of Makai invasion, formally started. 在亿众期待的目光中,魔界入侵的战争,正式开始了。 First mounting the stage naturally is Makai here player, in secure Dumas ranked the 72nd- this is a little loli of purple long hair, standing of her face arrogance in compared with martial stage on, looked at lens in all directions, then snort/hum, saying of speaking in an infantile tone of voice: We were 72 demon god secure Dumas ranked the 72nd hey...... hiss...... bite the tongue...... to be good to hurt......” 第一个上台的自然是魔界这边的选手,排名第72的安杜马里-这是一个紫色长发的小萝莉,她一脸傲气的站在了比武场上,看了一眼四面八方的镜头,然后哼了一声,奶声奶气的说道:“咱可是七十二魔神排名第72的安杜马噫……嘶……咬到舌头了……好疼……” Brothers, although I know that said is not quite good, but...... always felt that...... was not had nothing probably by the devil rule well.” “兄弟们,虽然我知道这么说不太好,但是……总感觉……好像被恶魔统治也没什么不好。” Tells the truth, truly.” “有一说一,确实。” Heard that Makai also does have the charm demon? Does not know that can assign the girlfriend.” “听说魔界还有魅魔?不知道会不会分配女朋友啊。” If possible, can be the big sister of big chest big buttocks?” “如果可以的话,能是大胸大屁股的大姐姐吗?” „Does pony enlarge the car(riage)?” “小马拉大车?” https://p αn.bα idu.com/s/......” “https://pαn.bαidu.com/s/……” Extraction code: 49 xt “提取码:49xt” Building good person, the life is safe!” “楼上好人,一生平安!” Building good person!” “楼上好人!” Unknowingly, where the forum, barrage, Twitter, scarf and other place of the dialogues crooked to did not know. 不知不觉之中,论坛、弹幕、推特、围脖等地方的对话就歪到了不知道什么地方。 Snort, we are in secure Dumas!” Purple sends little loli both hands to fork the waist, powerful looks at the front hero soul group, said: Your that side who on first?” “哼,咱可是安杜马里!”紫发小萝莉双手叉着腰,威风凛凛的看着前面的英灵集团,说道:“你们那边谁先上?” I first come.” What speech is a male of brown flesh, he spread downward a white line from the forehead place, intruder, unforgivable!” “我先来吧。”说话的是一个褐色肌肤的男性,他从额头处向下蔓延了一根白色的线条,“入侵者,不可饶恕!” The male who grasps the knife jumped up the stage, then the stern-faced letting knife is dancing in the air in own fingertip, looks like the butterfly between flowers same- this is dazzling the technique without a doubt, what the audience before computer look is dumbfounded. 手持小刀的男性跳上了舞台,然后一脸阴沉的让小刀在自己的指尖飞舞着,就像是花间的蝴蝶一样-这毫无疑问是在炫技,电脑前的观众们看的是一愣一愣的。 Tells the truth, when I point is also in good health, I also play.” “有一说一,在我手指还健在的时候,我也是这么玩儿的。” Truly, I am also.” “确实,我也是。” I have the finger time plays also slides compared with him!” “我有手指的时候玩的比他还溜!” Little fellow, I reminded your one-” Geronimo both hands interlocked before the body, then „” an assurance stops the knife, a face licked fiercely, said: My this knife, but spread completely the blade of toxicant!” “小家伙,我提醒你一句-”杰罗尼莫双手在身前交错,然后“啪”的一把握住了手中的小刀,一脸狰狞的舔了一下,说道:“我这把小刀,可是涂满了毒药的刀!” „, But you licked......” “啊,但是你舔了……” This......” Geronimo responded, he a little helpless put down own both hands, then anxious about looked, said: How this may............” “啊这……”杰罗尼莫反应了过来,他有点不知所措的放下了自己的双手,然后紧张的左右看了看,说道:“这可怎么……呃……” His complexion is pale, the mouth spits the foam but actually. 他脸色铁青,口吐白沫的倒了下去。 „......” “……” In this moment, entire Earth peaceful several seconds. 在这一刻,整个地球都安静了几秒。
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