GTULWB :: Volume #8

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Hero soul here population was also different, is counted other step duties that the spirit base transforms, the population has surpassed three figures- was only a Al Tory person can collect seven occupations! Then is counted this world's magic side and scientific side strong battle efficiency. 英灵这边的人数也就不一样了,算上灵基转变的其他阶职,人数早就超过了三位数-光是阿尔托莉雅一个人就能凑七个职业了!然后再算上这个世界本身的魔法侧以及科学侧的强大战斗力。 Therefore, naturally, is shouldering the Savior groups of billions human hopes, started turning on the water slightly. 所以,理所当然的,背负着几十亿人类希望的救世主团体,开始了稍微的放水。 Do not misunderstand, is really only turning on the water slightly! Because Savior very clear matter, that 72 demon god columns, although seems like captures boss 72 to defend to close small boss, but in fact in front of true boss, they is just the appetizer. 别误会,真的只是稍微的放水!因为救世主们非常清楚一件事,那就七十二魔神柱虽然看起来就像是攻略boss的72个守关小boss,但实际上在真正的boss面前,它们只不过是前菜而已。 To be honest.” Sits on the chair, Miss Okidera cannot bear spit the mortise, I suspect us on to support together have loved sauce one move.” “说实话。”坐在椅子上,冲田小姐忍不住吐槽道,“我怀疑我们所有人一起上能不能撑过爱酱一招。” Ha, you are saying anything.” Oda Nobunaga laughs patted Miss Okidera's shoulder, said: „ Definitely cannot support! Really, “哈哈哈,你在说什么呀。”织田信长笑哈哈的拍了拍冲田小姐的肩膀,说道:“肯定撑不住的呀!真是的, In broad daylight do not have a dream! Might as well fantasized that this year can the making laugh artist make a debut. ” 大白天的别做梦呀!还不如幻想一下自己今年就能搞笑艺人出道呢。” Do not persecute me!’ Miss Okidera put on the pain mask immediately, her face desperate by the chairback, said: Miss Okidera does not want to take the funny artist to make a debut!” ‘别迫害我了啊!’冲田小姐顿时戴上了苦痛面具,她一脸绝望的靠在椅背上,说道:“冲田小姐一点也不想作为搞笑艺人出道啊!” „? That inundates the talent?” nobu surprised saying. “诶?那难道是漫才?”nobu惊讶的说道。 Which is not!” Miss Okidera panting in indignation saying: Why if certainly funny artist! Miss Okidera also very has self-confidently to oneself appearance? Could take female U to make a debut!” “哪个都不是!”冲田小姐气呼呼的说道:“为什么就一定要是搞笑艺人呀!冲田小姐对自己的长相还挺有自信的哦?说不定能作为女U出道呢!” -” gold/metal Picka laughs threw a gem, said loudly: Good! You really have the talent in funny artist very much! Also without making a debut started to have own neta! This king kindly gives your!” “噗哈哈哈哈-”金皮卡哈哈大笑的抛过来了一枚宝石,大声说道:“好!你在搞笑艺人方面果然很有才!还没有出道就开始有自己的neta了!本王赏给你的!” „?” “?” Miss Okidera looks the gem in own hand, then looked more than ten gems in own waist pocket, in Hista cold flows out the tears of blood in the envy expression, is lost in thought. 冲田小姐看着自己手里的宝石,然后又看了看自己腰间口袋里的十几颗宝石,在伊斯塔凛流出血泪的嫉妒表情中,陷入了沉思。 Although made money, but quick-witted and intelligent Miss Okidera always felt were oneself as if scolded? Is the misconception? Misconception? Misconception......! 虽然赚到钱了,但是机智又聪明的冲田小姐总感觉自己似乎被骂了?是错觉吗?错觉吧?错觉……吧! Now online commentary how?” By the chairback, the leg knocks when the sofa, Sakata gold/metal bites the squid to, while unclear asking, some people said that I do lead?” “现在网上的评论怎么样?”靠在椅背上,腿敲在沙发上,坂田金时一边咬着鱿鱼须,一边含糊不清的问道,“有人说我帅吗?” No.” Second continually tiny bit hesitant does not have, the second replied: Now the online wind comments is specifically speaking optimistic, some people conducted the statistics even, now demon god columns and our losses compared with general idea about 1 : 3-4, is probably three to four our personnel can replace an demon god column.” “没有。”二世连一丝一毫的犹豫都没有,秒答道:“现在网上的风评具体而言是乐观的,有人甚至于进行了统计,现在魔神柱和我方的损耗比大概在1:3-4左右,也就是大概三个到四个我方人员可以换掉一只魔神柱。” If according to four calculates, 72 demon god columns wanted...... Miss Okidera probably crookedly tilting the head, she stretched out the finger of both hands to break off to consider as finished, wanted...... eight probably...... 800?” “如果按照四个来算的话,72个魔神柱大概要……”冲田小姐歪了歪头,她伸出了双手的手指掰着算了起来,“大概要……八……八百个?” „......” “……” Second does not endure to look straight ahead covered own face, said: 72 are multiplied by four, why can 800?” 二世不忍直视的捂住了自己的脸,说道:“七十二乘以四,为什么会得出来八百?” Because of...... two x four...... eight?” Miss Okidera a little looks at second of full heavy line afraid, said: „, Was the miscalculation?” “因为……二乘以四……得八?”冲田小姐有点心虚的看着满头黑线的二世,说道:“啊哈哈哈哈,是算错了吗?” Is the odd his horse opens the door simply oddly- as odd as family/home!” Second sighs, said: If according to 1 : 4 battle loss ratio, then 72 demon god columns are defeated completely, us needs to consume 288 people probably.” “简直是离谱他马给离谱开门-离谱到家了!”二世叹了一口气,说道:“如果按照1:4的战损比,那么72个魔神柱全部打败,我们这边大概需要消耗288人。” Many people!” “好多人!” But the actual polishing was the hero soul has about 300, in addition other superpower, the magic leader and person jolted magician, was counted the demon god again...... the population is to have more than enough to spare.” Second pulled out the one breath, then suddenly has turned head, toward nearby raw silk scraps in the past. “但实际上光是英灵就有300左右了,再加上其他的超能力者,魔法领袖以及人颠魔法使,再算上魔神……人数是绰绰有余的。”二世抽了一口气,然后突然扭过头,朝着一旁的莱妮丝吐了过去。 Coughs ......-” “咳噗……咳咳咳咳-” Covered oneself mouth to exude a series of cough sounds, coughed she also while made an effort before the body with the hand is wielding, tried to fly to the fan the second-hand smoke. 莱妮丝捂着自己的嘴巴发出了一连串的咳嗽声,一边咳嗽她还一边用手在身前使劲的挥动着,试图把二手烟给扇飞。 Such battle loss compared with is also we deliberately controls.” Second calm avoided flying taking off investigates steps on foot attack extremely invincibly, then looked at one, because stamps the feet has caused to stamp the hemp ruthlessly eyes, said: We must keep strongest a group of people, gives the human highest hope.” “这样的战损比也是我们双方刻意控制的。”二世淡定的躲开了莱妮丝的“飞天起跳究极无敌踩脚攻击”,然后看了一眼因为跺脚过狠导致跺麻了的莱妮丝一眼,说道:“我们必须把最强的一批人留下来,给予人类最大的希望。” Then, again with loving the sauce acts?” Sorption cold air/Qi sat on the chair, saying that then a face disdained: With the absolute strength steamroll hero soul, thorough letting human despairs?” “然后,再用爱酱出手?”莱妮丝吸着冷气坐在了椅子上,然后一脸不屑的说道:“用绝对的力量碾压英灵,彻底的让人类绝望?” In fact this good.” Second spits to exhale, mumbles: „The darkness of this world...... may compared with ordinary world black many.” “事实上这挺好的。”二世吐出了一口气,嘟囔道:“这个世界的黑暗……可比普通的世界黑的多。” Truly.” Took off oneself pig kidney child shoes, then extended the front of second in a black 34 yards small feet oneself that package, said: My foot hemp, rubbed to me quickly.” “确实。”莱妮丝脱下了自己的猪腰子鞋,然后把自己那包裹在黑丝里的34码小脚伸到了二世的面前,说道:“我脚麻了,快给我揉揉。” Ha-” second helpless sighing, then sat on another chair, unemotional gripped jiojio, said: „The card in a hand that in brief, we keep is more powerful, the confidence of people are fuller, but was liked the sauce being defeated later desperate is also bigger, displacing more is also docile.” “哈-”二世无奈的叹了一口气,然后一屁股坐在了另一张椅子上,面无表情的握住了莱妮丝的jiojio,说道:“总之,我们留下来的底牌越强大,人们的信心就越足,而被爱酱打败之后的绝望也越大,取而代之也越温顺。” Always felt that we turned into the wicked party.” Lies on the sofa, Illya mumbled, feeling solid the status of invader.” “总感觉我们变成了恶党。”趴在沙发上,伊莉雅嘟囔道,“感觉坐实了侵略者的身份。” Fool Illya!” Cooroy patted buttocks of Illya, startled Illya sent out „” randomly calling, what is the wicked party! Wanted me saying that we should be liberate the hero in this world to be right!” “笨蛋伊莉雅!”库洛伊拍了一下伊莉雅的屁股,惊的伊莉雅发出了“呜哇哇哇”的乱叫,“什么叫恶党!要我说,我们应该是解放这个世界的英雄才对!” Then right!” Nearby nobu satisfied nod, said: Has said we are the villain, the wicked party and invader anything- ahem, we obviously are the Savior! Is the hero !” “这才对嘛!”一旁的nobu满意的点了点头,说道:“一直都说我们是反派、恶党、侵略者什么的-哼哼,我们明明是救世主!是英雄哒!” Puff-” “噗噗-” Miss Okidera covered oneself mouth, said with a smile: „...... Is sixth day the fiendish person...... actually says...... the Savior obviously obviously...... pū pū......” 冲田小姐捂住了自己的嘴巴,笑着说道:“明明……明明是第六天魔王……却自称……救世主……噗噗噗……” „???” “???” Becoming angry out of shame nobu plunged Miss Okidera, said: Unexpectedly dares to ridicule me! In west!” 恼羞成怒的nobu扑向了冲田小姐,说道:“居然敢嘲笑我!西内!” Youth......” rubbed second of black silk small feet to voice the opinions of society livestock. “青春啊……”揉着莱妮丝黑丝小脚的二世发出了社畜的感叹。 - -- - -- In invading side and revolts against the side under the mutual wind performing skill, personnel of both sides personnel losses with steady steps, in long-waited, are having been through repeatedly the one and half months invasion wars to drop...... the prologue finally. 在入侵方和反抗方的互飙演技下,双方的人员都在稳步的减员着,终于在万众期待之中,历经了一个半月的入侵战争落下了……序幕。 Snort, I really am strongest-” “哼,我果然是最强的-” Last arriving magic king Solomon after beating Barr ranked the first, in expression that in the demon god columns clench jaws, reorganized own clothes, said: „The victory and defeat of this fight, we took!” 最后一个登场的魔术王所罗门在击败了排名第一的巴尔之后,在魔神柱们咬牙切齿的表情中,整理了一下自己的衣服,说道:“这场战斗的胜负,我们拿下了!” Oh oh oh oh-” “噢噢噢噢-” Solomon first under heaven!” “所罗门天下第一!” Mom, my love!” “妈妈,我恋爱了!” Solomon was too strong, a person solved three demon god columns!!” “所罗门太强了,一个人解决了三个魔神柱!!” Strong, invincible!” “强,无敌!” When the entire world people cheer, the clear applause resounds in the midair- lens on lift along with the line of sight of hero souls together, immediately saw some face value monster. 就在全世界人们欢呼不已的时候,清脆的掌声在半空中响起-镜头伴随着英灵们的视线一同上抬,顿时看到了某个颜值怪物。 Really is, Sba Russey's performance.” Likes on Qian Bei face hanging the smile that keeping aloof under is punching, the tone that with letting a person of point also happy said: Really is to make me very surprised-, although is only 72 ants, but you also really can the full scale clearance.” “真的是,斯巴拉西的表演。”爱茜蓓尔的脸上挂着高高在上的欠揍的笑容,用让人一点也开心不起来的语气说道:“真的是让我很惊讶-虽然只是七十二个蝼蚁,但你们还真的能全部清除掉呢。” „, Unpleasant tone.” A fire of face right uncomfortable. “嘁,让人不愉快的语气。”右方之火一脸不爽的啧了一下。 Fiendish person Sir, extremely sorry-” gothic loli Barr single knee of black department on the ground, she lowered the head, saying of face apology: Subordinate was incompetent, lost to the opposite party.” “魔王大人,万分抱歉-”黑色系的哥特萝莉巴尔单膝跪在了地上,她低着头,一脸歉意的说道:“属下无能,输给了对方。” Might as well.” Likes Qian Bei beckoning with the hand, saying with a laugh: After all you on this level, I did not think that strange- gets down.” “无妨。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,笑呵呵的说道:“毕竟你们也就这个水准而已,我也不觉得奇怪-下去。” Yes-” “是-” Obeyed instruction that loves Qian Bei, is flashing cautiously the Dhampir young girls of wing put the ground the throne. 听从了爱茜蓓尔的指令,闪动着翅膀的吸血种少女们小心翼翼的把王座放到了地上。 -” likes Qian Bei standing up, is stepping on the high-heeled shoes, arrived in the stage step by step, said: Looks is also left over many people.” “唔-”爱茜蓓尔站起身来,踩着高跟鞋,一步一步走到了舞台上,说道:“看起来还剩下不少的人啊。” What's wrong, feared?” The fire of resentment right said. “怎么了,怕了?”右方之火怼道。 Feared? How possibly ~ liked Qian Bei covering the belly to smile, „was your too self-sensation also good? Let me be afraid? Oyster oyster ~ “怕?怎么可能~”爱茜蓓尔捂着肚子笑了起来,“你也太自我感觉良好了吧?让我害怕?牡蛎牡蛎~” Meanwhile, barrage in the web platform has not stopped- 与此同时,网络平台上的弹幕就没有停下过- I pass, is this fiendish person?” “我透,这是魔王?” „Was this too also attractive eight?” “这也太漂亮了八?” Tells the truth, this face value, I thought that the world seemingly does not have one to hit.” “有一说一,这份颜值,我觉得全球貌似没一个能打的。” Self-confident, seemingly removes.” “自信点,把貌似去掉。” Grass, I was carelessly good.” “草草草,我好了。” This revolts!” “这就叛变!” It seems like face/color Zhigao really can act in a self-serving manner. 看来颜值高真的能为所欲为。 Naturally, this is also because from looked outwardly, Earth here advantage too big relations- 50 powerhouses have not at least acted, but the opposite party only has a person. 当然,这也是因为从明面上看,地球这边的优势太大的关系-至少还有五十位强者没有出手过,而对方只有一个人。 How 50 dozens does one lose? Does this ride the face compared with wyvern steadily also good? 五十打一怎么输?这比飞龙骑脸还稳好吧? Lost? If this can lose, I do eat ten tons excrement to be good?” “输了?这要是能输,我吃十吨屎好吧?” This, if can lose, I at the scene, eat this monitor!” “这要是能输,我当场,把这个显示器吃掉!” I said the fifth gear electric fan!” “我曰五档电风扇!” I stand upside down to have diarrhea!” “我倒立拉稀!” My standing upside down day meat grinder!” “我倒立日绞肉机!” Is insufficient, is insufficient!” “不至于,不至于!” When the sand sculpture netizen sets up flag crazily, liked Qian Bei arriving at the midpoint of stage. 就在沙雕网友疯狂立flag的时候,爱茜蓓尔已经走到了舞台的正中央。 I do not want to waste the time.” Liked Qian Bei cancelling the colluding finger toward the front hero souls, is tilting the head, saying of face bad smile: „ I give you an opportunity- whole staff on together! This is you are only, “我不想浪费时间。”爱茜蓓尔朝着前方的英灵们勾了勾手指头,然后歪着头,一脸恶劣笑容的说道:“我给你们一个机会-全员一起上吧!这是你们唯一的, Has such 1/100000001999999990000, can defeat my opportunity. ” 有那么亿兆兆兆分之一的,可以打败我的机会了。” Really dares saying that......” right the fire and rear area water lead stood, but other hero souls also revealed scowl, then stood from the chair. “真敢说啊……”右方之火和后方之水率先站了起来,而其他的英灵也纷纷露出了“怒容”,然后从椅子上站了起来。 „Was this too also rampant?” “这也太嚣张了吧?” Ganging up on that wasn't wins?” “群殴那不是赢定了?” Steadily like old dog!” “稳如老狗!” Under barrage that brushes insanely, under the revelry of global people, under the celebration of beer fried chicken, personnel all who revolt against the side toward loving Qian Bei rushes over. 在疯刷的弹幕下,在全球人民的狂欢下,在啤酒炸鸡的庆祝下,反抗侧的人员全体朝着爱茜蓓尔冲了过去。 Then, the desperate victory, arrived. 然后,绝望的战果,降临了。
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