„That day that my son, you were born, the entire pill forest is whispering your name......” “我的儿子,你出生的那天,整个洛丹伦的森林都在低语你的名字……” The sound of old wisdom whispered slowly. 苍老睿智的声音缓缓低语。 The cold wind howls, the snowy area is boundless, in boundless white, the black form just like from the nightmare that the endless cold prison comes, is treading the death and destruction, is walking lonely. 寒风呼啸,雪地苍茫,一片无垠的白色中,黑色的身影宛如自无尽寒狱而来的梦魇,踏着死亡与毁灭,孤独地行走着。 In the notebook is broadcasting such picture. 笔记本电脑中播出着这样的画面。 Here is Earth. 这里是地球。 Outside on the community street, Kang De sits. 小区外面的马路上,康德席地而坐。 He the bags piled up with a shopping cart behind. 他身后大包小包地堆满了一个购物车。 Looked for two fellow apprentices with A'Xing, borrowed its cave mansion, started the ability to return to Earth, Kang De then to make the best use of the time to start combat readiness- transported the commodity is not very realistic from the valley directly, first, had 跟阿猩去找了二师兄,借了它的洞府,发动能力回到地球,康德便抓紧时间开始了战斗准备-从谷中直接运送物资很不现实,一来,有 Some thing inside the valley do not have, transports with the ship, has by the danger of Elf discovery. 些东西山谷里没有,二来,用船运输,有被精灵发现的危险。 Therefore has to take from Earth directly. 所以只好直接从地球那边拿了。 Must take all needs things one time entire. 要把所有需要的东西一次性拿全。 Has the huge shopping center to exist, inside various commodities are complete and rich, a building then has the clothing store and various brands- hey, this name is good with the name of knight mister 有巨大的购物中心存在,里面的各种物资齐全且丰富,一楼便有各种品牌的服装专卖店和丝芙兰-噫,这个店名跟骑士先生的名字好有 Reason. 缘。 Kang De first took one set of cosmetics and tool, even the depilatory paste took, then is the western-style clothing one-piece dress of several sets of big code and so on, then thinks, took entire from the underwear shop 康德先是拿了一整套化妆品与工具,连脱毛膏都拿了,然后便是几套大码的洋装连衣裙之类的,然后想了想,又从内衣店里拿了整套的内 Clothes and silk stockings, with smiles, this matter was really Moses Roy. 衣和丝袜,边拿边笑,这事儿真是太哦摩西罗伊了。 Naturally, he returns to a goal of Earth specially, to not take these things. 当然,他专门回一趟地球的目的,可不是为了拿这些东西。 Let the knight wear the women's wear to pretend the princess to trap Elf to investigate the team to swallow the bait, this is only in the plan a not too important part, the entire plan most essential node, fabricated a so- called antiquity vestige 让骑士穿上女装假冒公主诱骗精灵侦查队伍上钩,这只是计划中不太重要的一环,整个计划最关键的节点,是伪造出一个所谓上古遗迹的 And on the spot, made these Elf believe, Goethian has acted swiftly to get there first and soon obtain the inheritance strength of vestige. 现场,并且令那些精灵相信,歌德人已经捷足先登、即将获得遗迹的传承力量。 So, can make these have the big enmity sharp ear to swallow the bait with Goethian, even made them turn out in full strength, placed in all attention this island. 如此,才能让这些与歌德人有大仇的尖耳朵上钩,甚至令他们倾巢而出,将所有的注意力都放在这座岛上。 Only then achieves this point, the following plan has the space of displaying. 只有做到这一点,接下来的计划才有施展的空间。 Therefore, how to fabricate this „antiquity vestige”, without doubt was most important. 所以,如何伪造这“上古遗迹”,无疑是重中之重。 Regarding this, in the Kang De heart has the plan. 对此,康德心中已经有计划了。 The antiquity vestige, the antiquity race was that type of unusual skirt, definitely will have various flamboyant big on utensils and so on thing...... must fool to be good Elf. 上古遗迹嘛,上古种族都是那种非常屌的,肯定会有各种牛逼高大上的器物之类的东西……要把精灵唬住才行。 On Earth has this type of thing. 地球上是有这种东西的。 The technological progress, changes with each new day, many common products have just liked the miracle in the ancient opinion, frightens Other World Elf, mostly also good. 科技发展,日新月异,很多寻常的产品在古人看来已经犹如神迹,吓唬一下异世界的精灵,多半也行。 Especially the cultural industry is developed, magnificent scene in various cg and movie emerges one after another incessantly, for example always sword Gan Baoai Zellars's cg, attains Other World definitely to be able indigenous to fool scared shitless 尤其是文化产业发达,各种cg和电影中的大场面层出不穷,譬如萨总一剑淦爆艾泽拉斯的cg,拿到异世界肯定能把土著们唬得屁滚尿流 How can distinguish true and false? The concept of their cg manufacture does not have. 如何能分辨真假？他们连cg制作的概念都没有。 So forth. 诸如此类的。 But can shake Elf...... also to depend on the solid stuff. 但能够震住精灵……还要靠干货。 Sword and magic the solid stuff of western imaginary world. 剑与魔法的西幻世界的干货。 This is Kang De now the matter that handles. 这就是康德现在正在做的事情。 He sits cross-legged to sit, notebook is broadcasting the cg promotional film of anger of witch Yaowang, this cg vibrated the game circle in the past, established the position of storm movie studio thoroughly, its picture 他盘膝而坐,身边的笔记本电脑播放着巫妖王之怒的cg宣传片,这一段cg当年震动游戏圈,彻底奠定了暴雪制片厂的江湖地位,其画面 Attains today, may still be called the manufacture excellent, scene be astonishing. 拿到今天来,依然堪称制作精良、场面惊人。 On his knee is putting a sword. 他的膝盖上放着一把剑。 The sadness of sword famous frost. 剑名霜之哀伤。 Taobao version. 淘宝版。 The pure metal builds, the net weight five kilograms, the sword is one meter two, carve the head of devil, carves to curse rune/symbol writing, return to original state is quite good, is passing an evil strange aesthetic sense. 全金属打造,净重五公斤,剑长一米二,雕恶魔之首,刻诅咒符文,还原度极为不错,透着一股邪恶诡异的美感。 Loyal son sword, loyal son sword. 孝子剑,孝子剑。 He both hands according to the sword, looks at anger of witch Yaowang cg, in the mouth mutters: „The sadness of frost, the sadness of frost, the sadness of frost, frost sad......” 他将双手按在剑上,看着巫妖王之怒的cg,口中喃喃道:“霜之哀伤,霜之哀伤,霜之哀伤,霜之哀伤……” Attaches the demon to start. 附魔发动。 within the body fills toward the sword from the mysterious mix essential factor of white fog. 体内源自白雾的神秘混合要素向着剑中灌去。 The attaching demon ability that Kang De awakens can be divided into two categories. 康德觉醒的附魔能力可以分为两大类。 The first kind, extracts the essential factor from the myriad things attaches the demon, has certain logic and rule, is common with the Other World attaching demon technique, can imitate and learn/study. 第一类,就是从万物中萃取要素进行重新附魔,有一定的逻辑和规律,与异世界的附魔技艺共通,可以模仿和学习。 The second kind, is so-called random attaches the demon, the mix essential factor obtained from the Earth white fog will rinse on some object altogether, then according to Earth human „fantasy” conducts the random product to live 第二类,就是所谓的随机附魔,将从地球白雾中取得的混合要素一股脑灌进某件物体上,然后依照地球人类的“幻想”进行随机的产物生 Becoming, compared with looking at the face, has fuzzier production rule, but will obtain very useful item. 成,比较看脸,有着更为模糊的生成规律,但会得到非常有用的道具。 Before Kang De slept last night, pondered over this matter, he felt, even if the second type attaches the demon to construct randomly greatly, still has certainly its inherent laws, looks like pulls out the card the profound studies to be the same. 康德昨晚睡觉前琢磨了这事儿,他觉得即使是第二种随机附魔大建,也一定有其内在规律,就像是抽卡的玄学一样。 Has not conducted the large-scale experiment, is unable to summarize the rule, but actually can still analyze and think-, if attaches the product of demon production depends on human „fantasy”, was attached demon 没有进行大规模试验,无法总结出规律,但却依然可以分析和思索-如果说附魔生成的产物依托于人类的“幻想”的话,那么被附魔物 The contour and end product of body, has the direct link mostly. 体的外形与最终产物,也多半有直接联系。 Example. 举个例子。 Handle ordinary both hands swords attach the demon through the fantasy, turned into witch Yaowang the sadness of frost. 一柄普通的双手剑通过幻想附魔,变成了巫妖王的霜之哀伤。 Return to original state extremely high pure metal frost that cos uses sad long sword, attaches the demon through the fantasy, turned into witch monster Wang Yong's that peerless demon soldier. 一柄cos用的还原度极高的全金属霜之哀伤长剑,通过幻想附魔,变成了巫妖王用的那把绝世魔兵。 These two types attach the demon, which successful probability is higher? 这两种附魔,哪种成功的概率更高？ As a rule, certainly is the latter. 通常来说,一定是后者。 Kang De made such speculation, at the present, he is confirming. 康德做出了这样的推测,而今,他正在进行验证。 All two goods that his collection, in the community the collection of other death dwelling, he can collect, majority has suspended here. 他的收藏,小区里别的死宅的收藏,他能够搜集到的所有的中二物品,大部分已经摆在这里了。 The huge mix essential factor poured into this evil long sword. 庞大的混合要素注入了这柄邪恶的长剑之中。 Slowly, that sword starts to vibrate, rune/symbol writing on sword blade shine, cold penetrating dense cold intent bone to inter the body spreads slowly, Kang De thought that this sword becomes sinks more and more, its essence is positive 慢慢的,那柄剑开始震动起来,剑身上的符文一道道亮起,寒彻入骨的森然冷意慢慢地扩散,康德觉得这柄剑变得越来越沉,它的本质正 In changes rapidly, closes up to peerless demon in that legend from a ordinary handicraft gradually. 在飞速地发生变化,从一柄普通的工艺品渐渐地向那传说中的绝世魔器靠拢。 But quick, „the sadness of frost” exudes one low and deep buzz the cry, the tiny crack appears on the sword together, immediately spreads unceasingly, the most sword blade disrupts immediately loudly. 但很快,“霜之哀伤”发出一声低沉的嗡鸣,一道细小的裂缝出现在剑上,随即不断蔓延,大半个剑身随即轰然碎裂。 Attaches the demon failure. 附魔失败。 Originally very ordinary handicraft, how the fearsome strength of sword of carrying/sustaining death. 本来只是很普通的工艺品,如何承载死亡之剑的可怖力量。 The corners of the mouth of Kang De showed a smile. 康德的嘴角露出了一丝笑容。 He held up the frost the sad fragment, the sword blade disruption, the sword hilt and a section sword blade are still complete, moreover completed the transformation of certain extent, now is sending out evil aura that made the person palpitation. 他举起了霜之哀伤的残片,剑身碎裂,剑柄和一小节剑身却依然完整,而且完成了一定程度的蜕变,如今散发着令人心悸的邪恶气息。 Success. 成功了。 Attaching the demon failure is the natural matter. 附魔失败是理所当然的事情。 If then can attach the peerless weapon of demon to become Wuyao king several hundred craft swords with ease, how that damn did not need to consider to cope with Elf, made the bar-headed goose lead him to fly directly high 如果轻轻松松地便能将一柄几百块的工艺剑附魔成巫妖王的绝世兵器,那也他妈的不用考虑怎么对付精灵了,直接让斑头雁带着他飞到高 Airborne, studies shining to throw the weapon downward, throws what curry good loyal son sword unlimited glove damn, let alone was the Elf ship, perhaps an island can also pound to sink to you. 空中,学金闪闪往下扔兵器,把什么咖喱棒孝子剑无限手套丢他妈的,别说是精灵的船了,恐怕一座岛也能给你砸沉了。 He was not counting on the success. 他本来就不指望着成功。 So long as successful half, had a fragment on the line. 只要成功一半、有个残片就行了。 It looks like him to do to attach the demon experiment for the first time, attaches the demon more than 20 watches one by one, had a watch to turn into the false 【bi-】 The dial plate of knight, but actually succeeded half of failure- 就像是他第一次做附魔实验,将二十多个手表逐一附魔,有个手表就变成了假【哔-】骑士的表盘,但却是成功了一半的失败品- Although attaches the demon to be defeated finally, but still retained over half of dial plate contours, very lifelike that. 虽然附魔最终失败,但依然保留了超过一半的表盘外形,非常逼真的那种。 Kang De wants is these fragments. 康德要的就是这些残片。 These „the fragment of divine tool”, can definitely rely on it to dazzle the cg image on aura and even the Earth of cool contour and surviving, the Elf hick who will not have seen the world fools dumbfounded. 这些“神器的碎片”,完全可以凭借着其炫酷的外形、残存的气息乃至地球上的cg影像,将没见过世面的精灵土包子唬得一愣一愣的。 „That, then......” “那么,接下来……” Kang De the sad fragment put the frost one side, put out another weapon from the shopping cart: „ The decision was you, Yan Modao! On the other hand, if I have the opportunity to extract true 康德将霜之哀伤的碎片放到了一边,从购物车里拿出了另一把兵器:“就决定是你了,阎魔刀！话又说回来,如果我有机会萃取一下真正 Yan Modao can, extract ‚beautiful hair stereotypia’ this essential factor? ” 的阎魔刀,是不是能够萃取出‘秀发定型’这种要素？” Essential factor irrigation. 要素灌注。 „Genuine Yan demon blade......” “真正的阎魔刀啊……” He said in a low voice: „If there is an enough tenacious Different World material, a more lifelike contour, and enhancement of my strength, does have the opportunity to attach the demon to have these genuine fantasy weapons?” 他低声道:“如果有足够强韧的异界材料,更加逼真的外形,以及我个人力量的增强,是否有机会附魔出这些真正的幻想武器呢？” „A little anticipation......” “有点期待啊……” He is continuing oneself work. 他继续着自己的工作。 Until prepared all „divine tool fragment”. 直到准备好了所有的“神器残片”。 „Is of great success.” Kang De sets out, is inspecting the shopping cart, „makes me have a look, the projecting apparatus, the camera,...... un un, has not basically dropped anything.” “大功告成。”康德起身,检查着购物车,“让我看看,投影仪,摄像机,还有……嗯嗯嗯,基本上没有落下什么东西了。” He puts out the one breath slowly, packs all things, carries, then starts the ability, left Earth, returned to Other World. 他缓缓吐出一口气,将所有的东西收拾好,背起来,然后发动能力,离开了地球,回到了异世界。 Was the time starts to plan these Elf. 是时候开始算计这些精灵了。 And. 以及。 He somewhat wanted to see...... Miss impatiently. 他有些迫不及待地想要见到……芙兰小姐了。 ps1: The meaning of previous chapter of title is „why the clown has not forced Batman to wear women's wear with the schemes and tricks”, your bitches, do not punctuate carelessly, understand? ps1:上一章的标题的意思是“为什么小丑没有用阴谋诡计逼迫蝙蝠侠穿女装”,你们这些骚货,不要胡乱断句,懂吗？