BC :: Volume #5

#458: I have listened to a joke


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In the bright room, Retton lies on the bed, watches the brand-new television, he has to sigh, the federation indeed is the country that this world's most suitable people to live. 明亮的房间里,普雷顿躺在床上,看着崭新的电视,他不得不感叹,联邦的确是这个世界上最适合人们居住的国家。 Here is the country that multi-ethnic fuses, can see any you to think that on the avenue they truly have the race in this world, people not because each other skin color will be different, whom will keep from breathing. 这里是一个多民族融合的国家,在大街上可以看见任何你认为他们的确存在于这个世界上的种族,人们不会因为彼此的肤色不同,就让谁无法呼吸。 This is only a well-meaning small joke, after all this is the country of freedom, the fair and just country, will not have that matter. 这只是一个善意的小玩笑,毕竟这是自由之国,公平公正的国家,才不会发生那种事情。 He once settled down in Frat, Frat's situation are more than arrogant, covers a native of Flat here difference makes them look down upon arrogantly all besides covering the race beside native of Flat. 他曾经一度在盖弗拉定居,盖弗拉的情况比这边差很多,盖弗拉人的傲慢自大让他们看不起所有除了盖弗拉人之外的人种。 They will have various coarse nicknames to the non- lid native of Flat ancestors who they see, if you took seriously, was angry, they will be gazing at you with the arrogant look, inquires you with the tune of easy vitality/angry, can't you listen to this is a joke? 他们会给他们看见的非盖弗拉人族裔起各种难听的外号,如果你当真了,生气了,他们会用傲慢的眼神注视着你,用令人容易生气的腔调询问你,难道你听不出这是一个玩笑嘛? If you continue to be angry, they with inferior of inferior nationality will lack the self-control, they will never understand that the humor of member of the upper-class will attack you, was beaten by their languages until you, or will hit their fist, then fed in the prison. 如果你继续生气,他们就会用“缺少涵养的下等民族的劣等种,他们永远不懂得上等人的幽默”来抨击你,直到你被他们的语言击垮,或者打他们一拳,然后被送进监狱里。 Assuming that you withstood their taunting, they then with nickname name the way called you, finally turned into nickname directly, moreover coarse nickname. 假设你承受住了他们的冷嘲热讽,他们接下来就会用“绰号名字”的方式来称呼你,最后直接变成“绰号”,而且还是难听的绰号。 However here, without the discrimination, everyone is equal, you can heartily to these wear investigate gentlemen and ladies raises up the middle finger, but does not need to take any consequence, can go home when the evening neighbor stands through scolding several governors or the presidents hauls in the relations in the entrance, and does not need to be worried that can have the military police to appear in your front, hangs you in the square. 但是在这里,没有歧视,每个人都是平等的,你可以尽情的对那些穿着考究的绅士和女士们竖起中指而不需要承担任何的后果,也可以在傍晚邻居回家时站在门口通过骂几句州长或者总统来拉进关系,并且不需要担心会有宪兵队出现在你的面前,把你吊死在广场上。 Developed science and technology, more inclusive society, so long as in the pocket has enough much money, here simply is a heaven. 发达的科技,更包容的社会,只要口袋里有足够多的钱,这里简直就是天堂。 Prey suddenly feels him to look for a time to go to the countryside, the file management system of countryside is very loose, moreover will have no supervision organization to stare at countryside that place not to put. 普雷顿觉得他应该找个时候去乡下,乡下的文件管理制度很宽松,而且也没有什么监察机构会一直盯着乡下那块地方不放。 He can easy through certain methods, forced in own birth proof the file of some town, became a federal citizen by oneself. 他可以轻而易举的通过某些手段,把自己的出生证明塞进某个镇子的档案中,让自己成为一名联邦公民。 Money enough he in his secret account spends freely here for a lifetime, was the time and past said that said goodbye. 他秘密账户中的钱足够他在这里挥霍一辈子,是时候和过去说再见了。 He took up the hot dog to nip one, the spicy cheese and various types of sauces wrapped the hot dog intestines to make in his heart have bit an idea again. 他拿起热狗咬了一口,香浓的芝士和各种酱料包裹着热狗肠让他心中有了再咬一口的想法。 In the television is broadcasting some and Nagat Leir has the news of relations, in the news said that passed through the effort of Mr. President, Nagat Leir Union development company had advertised for probably 35,000 people of construction teams to the society, is going to Nagat Leir in turn, helped Nagat Leir people getting rid of poverty and hunger. 电视中正播放着一些和纳加利尔有关系的新闻,新闻上说经过总统先生的努力,纳加利尔联合开发公司已经向社会招聘了大概三万五千人的施工队伍,正在分批前往纳加利尔,帮助纳加利尔人民摆脱贫穷和饥饿。 And Mr. President pledged, they will open more international trade channels, establishes the possibility of discussing things mutually with more countries, making the federal the commodity be able to go to the entire world bestly-selling! 并且总统先生承诺,他们会开辟更多的国际贸易渠道,和更多的国家建立起互商的可能,让联邦的商品能够畅销到全世界去! The people in television are cheering, dancing, as if the federal economic problem is solved overnight, individual popularity of Mr. President also rises upward. 电视中的人们欢呼着,舞蹈着,仿佛一夜之间联邦的经济问题就得到了解决,总统先生的个人支持率也一个劲的往上涨。 Retton looks that somewhat envies, in his eyes, the federal and federal people are contradictory, they very pitiful- most people are in fact serving for the capitalist for a lifetime, and helps the capitalist exploit to oppress itself. 普雷顿看着着实有些羡慕,在他眼里,联邦和联邦的人民都是矛盾的,他们很可悲-绝大多数人一辈子实际上都在为资本家服务,并且帮助资本家剥削压迫自己。 Since they were born starts, almost the destinies of 99% people have been established, will not change. 从他们出生的时候开始,其中几乎百分之九十九的人的命运都已经确立了下来,不会发生改变。 But they are also very happy, because in this country, the status and social class and so on sensitive thing does not seem like Frat's such brightness. 可他们又很幸福,因为在这个国家里,身份、阶级之类敏感的东西不像是盖弗拉那样的鲜明。 The people of what social class can enjoy the treatment of what social class, the civilians cannot enter the situation or the facility that the aristocrats can enter forever, they do not even allow the use to have the various daily necessities of symbol and design of some special significances, because that is the aristocrat exclusive. 什么阶级的人能够享受什么阶级的待遇,平民永远都进入不了贵族们才能够进入的场合或设施,他们甚至不允许使用具有一些特殊意义的符号、图案的各种生活用品,因为那是贵族专属。 But has a look here, so long as in the pocket of people rich, they can the place that goes to most rich and powerful people and politicians often goes, disbursing money that so long as they can pull out, they can enjoy all that most top layer that a handful person can enjoy. 但看看这里,只要人们的口袋里有钱,他们就可以去绝大多数富豪与政客常去的地方,只要他们能掏的出钱,他们就能够享受最顶层那一小撮人能够享受到的一切。 Contradictory, is enviable. 矛盾,也让人羡慕。 Out of the door heard the slightly light sound of footsteps, the Retton's hot dog in the hand placed on the nightstand of bedside, his hand inserted under the pillow of nearby bed fast, and gripped a pistol. 门外传来了略轻的脚步声,普雷顿把手中热狗放在了床边的床头柜上,他的一只手快速的插进了旁边床位的枕头下,并且握住了一把手枪。 In federation, so long as is rich, he can buy anything, included one pistol that wiped off the serial number. 在联邦,只要有钱,他能买到任何东西,其中也包括了一把擦掉了编号的手枪。 The icy cold and heavy touch made him have a security sense, the gate opened later. 冰凉且沉甸甸的触感让他有了一丝安全感,门随后开了。 That young girl wore the simple clothes to walk, in her hand is carrying paper bag, conveniently placed the bedside the paper bag, then started to change the clothes. 那个年轻的女孩穿着朴素的衣服走了进来,她手中拎着一个纸袋子,随手的把纸袋放在了床边,然后开始换衣服。 She does not avoid the man on bed, even the window does not have thorough drawing, took off the coat directly, changed a stomacher, is a quite conservative woman shirt, she must work immediately, the work of supermarket makes her probably put on is more conservative.. 她并不回避床上的男人,甚至连窗户都没有彻底的拉上,直接脱掉了外衣,换了一个抹胸,然后是一件比较保守的女士衬衫,她马上要去工作了,超市的工作让她必须穿的保守一些。。 Since Retton and she has lived together, her day gradually returned to normal. 自从普雷顿和她同居以来,她的日子逐渐恢复了正常。 Reason that because some she does not know, her stepfather flinched in Retton's front, recognized instigated, then Retton and she rented a good house to live in the , she was separated from these shadows, started the new life. 因为一些她不知道的原因,她的继父在普雷顿的面前退缩了,认怂了,然后普雷顿和她在附近租了一个不错的房子住下来,她脱离了过去的那些阴影,开始了新生活。 In this period these boys had looked for her one time, but was expelled by Retton, later she led Retton to find the peddler who on this street sold the contraband goods specially, attained pistols and some bullets from his there, these were used to protect their. 期间那些男孩们来找过她一次,但被普雷顿赶走了,随后她带着普雷顿找到了这条街上专门卖违禁品的贩子,从他那里拿到了一把手枪和一些子弹,这些都是用来保护他们自己的。 But she, looks for a work now, works in the supermarket. 而她,现在找了一份工作,是在超市工作。 Every day from 1 : 30 pm to 7 : 30 pm, seven hours of operating times makes this work the wage be doomed to be not high, but is to her enough. 每天从下午 1 点半到晚上 7 点半,七个小时的工作时间让这份工作的薪水注定不怎么高,但对她来说已经足够了。 Can return in the correct life path, is the God grants her the biggest gracious gift, her no longer extravagant demands anything. 能重新回到正确的人生轨迹上,已经是天主赐予她最大的恩赐,她不再奢求什么。 In bag somewhat eats, in the evening I possibly come back, we must take inventory the shelf late today, everyone needs to help.”, The girl explained slightly to Retton. “袋子里有些吃的,我晚上可能回来的会迟一点,今天我们要清点货架,每个人都需要帮忙。”,女孩向普雷顿稍微解释了一下。 Economic downturn, some duty the work does not force the staff to participate, this is the freedom of federal person, but dismisses and lay-off is also the freedom of company. 经济不景气,有一些“义务”的劳动并不强制员工参加,这是联邦人的自由,但解聘和裁员也是公司的自由。 Whenever the supermarket needs to handle anything time, everyone very aware initiative help, and has not requested any overtime pay. 所以每当超市需要做什么事情的时候,大家都会很自觉的主动帮忙,并且还不要求任何的加班费。 Retton nods, after the girl tidies up the clothes that replaces, arrives at the bedside to bend the waist, kissed on his forehead. 普雷顿点了点头,女孩收拾好换掉的衣服后,走到床边弯下腰,在他的额头上亲了一下。 From the beginning Retton is not familiar with the girl to express affectionate with this movement, because in Frat, kissing the forehead is the old grandmothers, godfather and head of household gives the blessings of family member. 一开始普雷顿是不习惯女孩用这个动作来表示亲昵的,因为在盖弗拉,亲吻额头是老祖母们、教父、家主给予家庭成员的赐福。 It is more like rulers and is manifested each other symbol of position by the rulers, Prey suddenly feels is not by the ruler, but now his gradual be used. 它更像是一种支配者和被支配者之间体现彼此地位的象征,普雷顿觉得自己并不是一个被支配者,不过现在他逐渐的习惯了。 After the young little girlfriend leaves, he placed on the attention the television, the federal television and rich channel is a good thing, People like Retton thought that he can on the bed, or in the sofa of living room forever lies down, so long as there is a television, telephone. 年轻的小女友离开之后他把注意力又放在了电视上,联邦的电视和丰富的频道真他妈的是个好东西,就连普雷顿这样的人都觉得他可以在床上,或者客厅的沙发中永远的躺下去,只要有电视,还有电话。 Decayed state, people lost the spirit of struggle, will only settle in enjoying the present situation!”, Retton satirized the value that a television had, then changed a channel, started the body waste fart joyful travel. “腐朽的国度,人们都丧失了奋斗的精神,只会安于享受现状!”,普雷顿讽刺了一下电视存在的价值,然后换了一个频道,开始了屎尿屁的快乐之旅。 Looked for one hour, the metabolic function of body told him, he needs to process the excreta, when he got up, his subconscious looked in the window direction, was startled slightly. 看了一个多小时,身体的代谢功能告诉他,他需要去处理一下排泄物,就在他起来的时候,他下意识的朝着窗口的方向望去,然后微微一怔。 Is stopping a black trade route car(riage) opposite of the street, and also used the deep glass. 在马路对面停着一辆黑色的商旅车,并且还用了深色的玻璃。 Before coming the federation, Mr. Retton has heard this joke- in the federation you can very direct-viewing resolution ‚the police and federal detective and Federal Agent and tax investigator the status of these people, even if they hid oneself identity.” 来联邦之前普雷顿先生就听说过这个笑话-“在联邦你可以非常直观的分辨出‘警察’、‘联邦探员’、‘联邦特工’、‘税务调查员’这些人的身份,哪怕他们隐藏了自己的身份。” He has been regarded as a joke these words, until he starts true integration to arrive in here life, he discovered, this is not a joke. 他一直把这句话当做是一个笑话,直到他开始真正的融入到这里的生活中,他才发现,这不是一个笑话。 The police will be pinching the waist forever and you speak, because they meet routinely in the work hand according to rifle scabbard and stock, this custom will lead into the life, no matter in operation, is in the rush hour. 警察永远会掐着腰和你说话,因为他们在工作中会习惯性的把手按在枪套和枪柄上,这种习惯会带入到生活里,不管是在工作中,还是在下班时间。 The federal detective will wear the deep formal dress forever, moreover is almost the same sign and version clothes, they can display very acting with constraint, actually that is one type special arrogant, they will feel oneself is a cut above others, this feeling is they trains in the work. 联邦探员永远都会穿着深色的正装,而且几乎都是同一个牌子和版型的衣服,他们会表现的很“矜持”,其实那是一种特殊的“傲慢”,他们会觉得自己高人一等,这种感觉是他们在工作中培养出来的。 As for the agent, they will avoid with your positive/direct contact as far as possible, they one set of thorough plans, sometimes these thorough plans are too always stodgy, instead makes them expose very much easily. 至于特工,他们会尽量回避和你的正面接触,他们总是有一套周密的计划,有时候这些周密的计划太死板了,反而让他们很容易就暴露出来。 As for the investigators of tax bureau......, if they knock on a door, but you choose silent, they first will threaten you, various ways threaten you, then pounds the gate, smashes the window, finally told you, you did not open the door they to take the precautionary measure. 至于税务局的调查员……,如果他们敲门而你选择沉默,他们就会先恐吓你,各种方式恐吓你,然后砸门,砸窗户,最后告诉你,你再不开门他们就要采取强制措施了。 Reading benefits Attention public . 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Look, these people are very easy to be distinguished clearly. 瞧,这些人很容易就能被分辨清楚。 But opposite of street that car(riage), hardly with guessing knows that it is the vehicle of Federal Agent, because of according to the federal law, the non- government special vehicle does not permit the use deep glass, does not allow to glue any accessory of reflection. 而马路对面的那辆车,几乎不用猜就知道它是联邦特工的车子,因为根据联邦的法律,非政府特殊用车不允许使用深色的玻璃,也不允许粘贴任何反光的饰品。 Did that to protect the police service staff can be clear that while on duty the person in direct-viewing visible car(riage) is making anything, whether has the weapon, has held up the weapon. 这么做是为了保护警务工作人员在执行公务时能够清楚直观的看见车内的人在做什么,是否是持有武器,是不是已经举起了武器。 When a trade route car(riage) that has the deep glass stops in the street ground, Retton only used for 0.1 seconds to know that this possibly came to him. 所以当一个有着深色玻璃的商旅车停在马路地面,普雷顿只用了零点一秒就知道这可能是冲着他来的。 He silent moment, then fished on the bed conveniently, the spear/gun in the hand, went to the restroom to urinate soaked the urine, then went out of the front door swaggering, referred to the street opposite trade route car(riage). 他沉默了片刻,然后随手在床上捞了一下,把枪拿在手中,去厕所尿了一泡尿,然后大摇大摆的走出了大门,指了指马路对面的商旅车。 In a flash, behind the surrounding thick patch of grass, in the shrubbery, in the garret in opposite house, flashes before some agents, in their hands takes various types of weapons to Retton, so long as he has the slight change, these people will open fire. 一瞬间,周围的草丛后面,灌木丛里面,对面房子的阁楼上,都闪现出一些特工,他们手里拿着各种武器对着了普雷顿,只要他有丝毫的异动,这些人就会开枪。
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