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#31: Sand sculpture netizen


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That night. 当天晚上。 Kitahara Kaede has not continued to fiddle with his novel program, does not have the bracing oneself symbol, but took this desktop calendar to place on the table, stared at is only left over for three days on Saturday three characters stubbornly. 北原枫没有继续捣鼓他的小说大纲,也没有硬着头皮码字,而是拿了本台历放在桌子上,死死盯着仅剩下三天的‘土曜日’三个字。 He has not really thought. 他是真的没有想到。 To use Culinary Research Society, fishes a gluttonous mixed fish. 只是想利用料理研究会,钓一只贪吃的杂鱼而已。 Not only finally fished the mixed fish, but also fished Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha study elder sister, Yukino Yukinoshita and Ai Hayasaka , besides Kaguya Shinomiya, all two dimension heroine that for the six months he saw, planned to participate in Saturday Culinary Research Society completely. 结果不仅钓到了杂鱼,还钓到了英梨梨霞之丘诗羽学姐、雪之下雪乃早坂爱,除了四宫辉夜以外,半年来他见到的所有二次元女主,全部都打算参加周六的料理研究会 „The strength of gourmet, is really inestimable.” “美食的力量,果然不可估量。” Kitahara Kaede realized again, licks the dog regarding one, good cook is how important skill: „After this research board, must that hotel that found the way to infiltrate was defeated initially, well stole the master, the meal that so long as I made was delicious enough, will have for the second time and third Culinary Research Society.” 北原枫再次意识到,对于一只舔狗来说,一手好的厨艺是多么重要的技能:“这次研究会之后,得想办法混进当初落败的那家饭店,好好的去偷一下师,只要我做的菜够好吃,就会有第二次、第三次料理研究会。” Receives the desktop calendar. 收起台历。 Kitahara Kaede sat in front of the computer, but he did not have the symbol as before, but was pondered how this Saturday should seize the chance to hit to relate with an numerous heroine corner/horn. 北原枫重新坐到了电脑面前,不过他依旧没有码字,而是思考这周六该如何趁机跟一众女主角打好关系。 The center of gravity must place the body of small Miko as before. 重心依旧要放在小弥子的身上。 He decides on Culinary Research Society, seized the chance saying that to Iino Miko he found a delicious dessert shop, will make her to eat the dessert next time together. If can make, then can successfully put aside Chisa, lets each other relate goes a step further. 他决定在料理研究会上,趁机对伊井野弥子说他找到了一家好吃的甜点店,约她下次一起去吃甜点。如果能约到,那么就可以成功撇开‘千纱’,让彼此关系更进一步。 Naturally his her person also has no alternative but to manage to ignore. 当然其她人也不能不理不睬。 The most appropriate proper attention to both way, Kitahara Kaede thinks that should be seizes the chance to decide the next moon/month to convene second Culinary Research Society, then invited Kasumigaoka Utaha they to come to participate again, so long as this time good food were delicious enough, probably everyone will not reject. 最恰当的兼顾方式,北原枫认为应该是趁机定下次月召开第二次料理研究会,然后邀请霞之丘诗羽她们再次过来参加,只要这次的美食足够好吃,大概所有人都不会拒绝。 Has existence of Katō Megumi this ingredients big god, possibility that has not basically capsized. 有着加藤惠这个料理大神的存在,基本没有翻船的可能性。 The primary and secondary goal had. 主次目标都有了。 Now waits is Saturday arrival. 现在等的就是周六的到来。 ...... …… Completed the plan. 做完了计划。 Kitahara Kaede extinguishes the lamp, the preparation goes to bed to sleep. 北原枫熄掉灯,准备上床睡觉。 But at this time, the cell phone resounded the prompt sound exactly suddenly. 但恰在这个时候,手机忽然响起了提示音。 Such late, but also who reports the news to come.” “这么晚了,还有谁发消息过来。” In the Kitahara Kaede eye flashes through the doubts, looked that to the cell phone actually discovered the news does not come from line, but interest public relations class app from mixi, this app is similar Twitter and micro blog, but concentrates on the interest circle, the post is more similar. 北原枫眼中闪过疑惑,看向手机却发现消息并非来自line,而是来自一个mixi的兴趣社交类app,这个app类似推特和微博,不过专注于兴趣圈,跟贴吧更加相似。 Initially downloaded this software, to find the person recommended some deductives. 当初下载这个软件,是为了找人推荐一些推理小说。 Afterward developed to kill the time gradually the tool, had the sand sculpture netizen who several chatted occasionally above. 后来渐渐发展成消磨时间的工具,在上面也有了几个偶尔聊天的沙雕网友。 Just he reported the news is, the nickname is called the Sinomiya sand sculpture netizen, this sand sculpture netizen looks for he most frequent netizen, the frequency was every three days one time: „Has maple tree mulberry, rested?” 刚刚给他发消息的就是其中一个,昵称叫做Sinomiya的沙雕网友,这个沙雕网友是找他最频繁的网友,频率是每三天一次:“枫桑,已经睡了吗?” His nickname single-character personal name maple tree, the opposite party has politely called him for maple tree mulberry. 他的昵称单名一个‘枫’,对方一直都尊称他为‘枫桑’。 Kitahara Kaede types the covered passageway: Is preparing to sleep, what matter has? Do not discuss the previous time topic? That bored topic we discussed more than half a year, should know when to stop.” 北原枫打字回复道:“正准备睡觉,有什么事情吗?不会又要讨论上次的话题吧?那个无聊的话题咱们都讨论了大半年了,也该适可而止了吧。” I know that to adviser who you pass through the day of latitude place like this, these topics are very indeed boring, but this matter is very important to me, in any event please be also liberal to grant instruction.” the reply of sinomiya is quick. “我知道对您这样经天纬地的谋士来说,这些话题的确很无聊,但是这件事对我很重要,无论如何还请不吝赐教。”sinomiya的回复很快。 Kitahara Kaede sighed. 北原枫叹了口气。 This sand sculpture netizen is creating the third-class novel that a rich and powerful family struggles probably, in the belly does not have the least bit ink, in the half year is he has been directing, was tired of quickly him, were almost given the blacklisted by him several times. 这个沙雕网友好像正在创作一本豪门斗争的三流小说,偏偏肚子里没有半点墨水,这半年来一直都是他在指点着,都快把他烦死了,好几次差点被他给拉黑了。 But as the writer of fiction, he also fully realized that the writing is not easy, finally decided can direct directs. 但作为小说家,他也深知写作不易,最终决定能指点就指点吧。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede types the covered passageway: „The si mulberry, you said.” 于是北原枫打字回复道:“si桑,你说吧。” Is this, maple tree mulberry.” “是这样的,枫桑。” Sinomiya returns to the covered passageway: In the half year I teach me to open and close techniqueand flying clip technique and to arrive at the xi technique according to you ‚......, successfully took the family many key places important people, elder brother's trusted aide was also controlled 2 / 3 by me, controlled the family 60-70% influences in secret at one fell swoop, as my influence is getting bigger and bigger, recently probably brought to the attention of elder brothers.” Sinomiya回复道:“这半年来我按照您教我的‘捭阖术’、‘飞箝术’、‘抵巇术’……,成功拿下了家族许多关键部位的要员,就连兄长的心腹也被我控制了2/3,暗中一举掌控了家族60-70%的势力,但随着我的势力越来越大,最近好像引起了兄长们的注意。” I want I soon to expose probably.” “我想大概我很快就会暴露。” I upset the table to fight it out with them directly, what to do should?” “请问我是直接掀桌子跟他们一决胜负,还是应该怎么办呢?” An all various professions writing looks, Kitahara Kaede somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry. 一行行文字看下来,北原枫有些哭笑不得。 His sand sculpture netizen wrote the rich and powerful family battle novel to write the demon to be startled, fantasized oneself each time becomes the lead, today bought over someone, which department tomorrow controlled to take to discuss with him, what to do then inquired his next should. 他这个沙雕网友写豪门争斗小说都写魔怔了,每次都把自己幻想成主角,今天收买了谁谁谁,明天掌控了哪个部门都要拿出来跟他讨论一下,然后询问他下一步该怎么办。 This time had not looked for him for successive 34 days, but also thinks that the opposite party was bored. 这次连续34天没有找他,还以为对方腻味了。 Finally this looks, really original formula, original flavor. 结果这一通看下来,果然还是原来的配方,原来的味道。 He also has to accompany this fellow to perform in the remaining plays. 他也不得不陪这个家伙演完剩下的戏。 Kitahara Kaede hesitant a next time covered passageway: Even your present strength is more powerful than them, they form an alliance you who not necessarily hits, but has by the possibility of overturn eventually, moreover in my opinion, meeting the tough head-on with toughness is the matter that the boorish fellow handles.” 北原枫犹豫了一下回复道:“就算你现在的实力比他们强大很多,他们结盟都不一定打的过你,但是终究还是有被翻盘的可能性,而且在我看来,硬碰硬是莽夫才做的事情。” Maple tree mulberry! Also please grant instruction. Underearth place .jpg the sinomiya attitude is very sincere. “枫桑!还请赐教。土下座.jpg”sinomiya的态度很诚恳。 Kitahara Kaede thinks, felt, since is the rich and powerful family struggles the novel, naturally plays is the political strategy, which reader is glad to look at you to meet the tough head-on with toughness, therefore for the six months his really strange valley technique, Art of War and so on technique of strategy taught sinomiya altogether. 北原枫想了一下,觉得既然是豪门斗争小说,当然玩的就是权谋,哪个读者乐意看你硬碰硬啊,所以半年来他把鬼谷术啊,孙子兵法之类的谋略之术一股脑教给了sinomiya。 Looks at the influence in her novel from 25 young one, develops almost to control the entire family. 一路看着她小说中的势力从25仔一枚,发展到几乎掌控整个家族。 Now wants the big result shortly. 现在眼看就要大结局了。 Kitahara Kaede feels cannot certainly with meeting the tough head-on with toughness the conclusion, therefore then returns to the covered passageway: Since brought to attention degree, that showed that your influence has not exposed, here has a plan to call to estrange idea very suitable current situation.” 北原枫觉得当然不能用硬碰硬收尾,所以便回复道:“既然只是才引起了‘注意’的程度,那就证明你的势力还没有暴露,我这里有一策叫‘离间计’非常适合当下的情况。” „The maple tree mulberry, what estranges the idea?” “请问枫桑,什么是离间计?” „Didn't you bury many board game pieces in elder brothers' side?” “你不是在兄长们的身边埋了很多棋子吗?” Kitahara Kaede felt oneself almost also became two to get sick quickly, unexpectedly accompanied the opposite party to perform in more than half a year's rich and powerful family battle play: You can definitely use these board game pieces to trigger the both sides contradictions, such two sides attention will shift from you all of a sudden, when they fight life and death, you come when the snipe and clam grapple , the fisherman profits, effortless to be able again a series entire family.” 北原枫觉得自己差不多也快成中二病了,居然陪着对方演了大半年的豪门争斗剧:“你完全可以利用这些棋子引发双方矛盾,这样两边的注意力一下子就会从你身上转移,等他们斗个你死我活,你再来个鹬蚌相争渔翁得利,不费吹灰之力就可以一统整个家族。” That side silent was very long, reported a news to come. 那边沉默了很久,才发了一条消息过来。 Maple tree mulberry, you certainly are the world's most intelligent person.” “枫桑,您一定是世界上最聪明的人。” Sinomiya returns to the covered passageway: I controlled the family, please inform my address in any event, I want to thank you face to face.” Sinomiya回复道:“等我掌控了家族,请无论如何告知我地址,我想要当面感谢您。” This fellow also entered the play is too deep.” “这家伙也入戏太深了吧。” Kitahara Kaede mumbled one, then saw that the time has crossed 12 points to say hastily: Thank does not use, I did not help for your thanks your, today stops, si mulberry good night.” 北原枫嘟囔了一句,然后看到时间已经过12点连忙说道:“感谢就不用了,我也不是为了你的感谢才帮你的,今天就到此为止吧,si桑晚安。” ...... …… Looks at maple tree mulberry quite impatient good night. 看着‘枫桑’颇为不耐烦的晚安。 Kaguya Shinomiya erased the news that typed several hundred characters, changed to one finally: Good night, maple tree mulberry. Piteous .jpg 四宫辉夜删掉了打了几百字的消息,最后改成了一句:“晚安,枫桑。可怜兮兮.jpg”
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