That night.
当天晚上。Kitahara Kaedehas not continuedto fiddle withhisnovelprogram, does not have the bracing oneselfsymbol, buttookthisdesktop calendarto placeon the table, stared at is only left over for threedays‚on Saturday’threecharactersstubbornly.北原枫没有继续捣鼓他的小说大纲,也没有硬着头皮码字,而是拿了本台历放在桌子上,死死盯着仅剩下三天的‘土曜日’三个字。Hehas not really thought.
他是真的没有想到。
To useCulinary Research Society, fishes a gluttonousmixedfish.
只是想利用料理研究会,钓一只贪吃的杂鱼而已。Not onlyfinallyfished the mixedfish, but alsofishedEriri and KasumigaokaUtahastudyelder sister, Yukino YukinoshitaandAi Hayasaka , besidesKaguya Shinomiya, alltwodimensionheroine that for the six monthshesaw, plannedto participate inSaturdayCulinary Research Societycompletely.
结果不仅钓到了杂鱼,还钓到了英梨梨、霞之丘诗羽学姐、雪之下雪乃和早坂爱,除了四宫辉夜以外,半年来他见到的所有二次元女主,全部都打算参加周六的料理研究会。„The strength of gourmet, is really inestimable.”
“美食的力量,果然不可估量。”Kitahara Kaederealizedagain,licks the dogregardingone, goodcookis how importantskill: „After thisresearch board, mustthathotel that found the wayto infiltratewas defeatedinitially, wellstole the master, the meal that so long asImadewas deliciousenough, will have for the second time andthirdCulinary Research Society.”北原枫再次意识到,对于一只舔狗来说,一手好的厨艺是多么重要的技能:“这次研究会之后,得想办法混进当初落败的那家饭店,好好的去偷一下师,只要我做的菜够好吃,就会有第二次、第三次料理研究会。”Receives the desktop calendar.
收起台历。Kitahara Kaedesatin front of the computer, buthedid not have the symbolas before, butwaspondered how thisSaturdayshouldseize the chanceto hitto relatewith an numerousheroinecorner/horn.北原枫重新坐到了电脑面前,不过他依旧没有码字,而是思考这周六该如何趁机跟一众女主角打好关系。
The center of gravitymustplace the body of smallMikoas before.
重心依旧要放在小弥子的身上。HedecidesonCulinary Research Society, seized the chance saying that toIinoMikohefound a deliciousdessertshop, will makeherto eat the dessertnext timetogether. Ifcanmake, thencansuccessfullyput aside‚Chisa’, letseach otherrelategoes a step further.
他决定在料理研究会上,趁机对伊井野弥子说他找到了一家好吃的甜点店,约她下次一起去吃甜点。如果能约到,那么就可以成功撇开‘千纱’,让彼此关系更进一步。Naturallyhisherpersonalsohas no alternative butto manageto ignore.
当然其她人也不能不理不睬。
The most appropriateproper attention to bothway, Kitahara Kaedethinks that shouldbeseizes the chanceto decide the nextmoon/monthto convenesecondCulinary Research Society, theninvitedKasumigaokaUtahatheyto cometo participateagain, so long asthistimegood foodwere deliciousenough, probablyeveryonewill not reject.
最恰当的兼顾方式,北原枫认为应该是趁机定下次月召开第二次料理研究会,然后邀请霞之丘诗羽她们再次过来参加,只要这次的美食足够好吃,大概所有人都不会拒绝。Hasexistence of Katō Megumithisingredientsbiggod, possibility that has not basically capsized.
有着加藤惠这个料理大神的存在,基本没有翻船的可能性。
The primary and secondarygoalhad.
主次目标都有了。NowwaitsisSaturdayarrival.
现在等的就是周六的到来。
......
……Completed the plan.
做完了计划。Kitahara Kaedeextinguishes the lamp, the preparationgoes to bedto sleep.北原枫熄掉灯,准备上床睡觉。Butatthis time, the cell phoneresounded the promptsoundexactlysuddenly.
但恰在这个时候,手机忽然响起了提示音。„Suchlate, but alsowhoreports the newsto come.”
“这么晚了,还有谁发消息过来。”In the Kitahara Kaedeeyeflashes through the doubts, looked that to the cell phoneactuallydiscovered the newsdoes not come fromline, butinterestpublic relationsclassappfrommixi, thisappis similarTwitter and micro blog, butconcentrates on the interestcircle, the postis more similar.北原枫眼中闪过疑惑,看向手机却发现消息并非来自line,而是来自一个mixi的兴趣社交类app,这个app类似推特和微博,不过专注于兴趣圈,跟贴吧更加相似。Initiallydownloadedthissoftware, tofind the personrecommendedsomedeductives.
当初下载这个软件,是为了找人推荐一些推理小说。Afterwarddevelopedto kill the timegradually the tool, had the sand sculpturenetizen who severalchattedoccasionally above.
后来渐渐发展成消磨时间的工具,在上面也有了几个偶尔聊天的沙雕网友。Justhereported the newsis, the nicknameis called the Sinomiyasand sculpturenetizen, thissand sculpturenetizenlooks forhemost frequentnetizen, the frequencywasevery three daysonetime: „Has maple treemulberry, rested?”
刚刚给他发消息的就是其中一个,昵称叫做Sinomiya的沙雕网友,这个沙雕网友是找他最频繁的网友,频率是每三天一次:“枫桑,已经睡了吗?”Hisnicknamesingle-character personal name‚maple tree’, the opposite partyhas politely calledhimfor‚maple treemulberry’.
他的昵称单名一个‘枫’,对方一直都尊称他为‘枫桑’。Kitahara Kaedetypes the covered passageway: „Is preparingto sleep, whatmatterhas? Do not discuss the previoustimetopic? Thatboredtopicwediscussedmore than half a year, shouldknow when to stop.”北原枫打字回复道:“正准备睡觉,有什么事情吗?不会又要讨论上次的话题吧?那个无聊的话题咱们都讨论了大半年了,也该适可而止了吧。”„Iknow that toadviser who youpass through the day of latitudeplacelike this, thesetopics are very indeed boring, butthismatteris very importanttome, in any eventpleasebe also liberalto grant instruction.” the reply of sinomiyais quick.
“我知道对您这样经天纬地的谋士来说,这些话题的确很无聊,但是这件事对我很重要,无论如何还请不吝赐教。”sinomiya的回复很快。Kitahara Kaedesighed.北原枫叹了口气。Thissand sculpturenetizenis creating the third-classnovel that a rich and powerful familystrugglesprobably, in the bellydoes not have the least bitink, in the half yearishehas been directing, was tired ofquicklyhim, were almost given the blacklistedbyhimseveraltimes.
这个沙雕网友好像正在创作一本豪门斗争的三流小说,偏偏肚子里没有半点墨水,这半年来一直都是他在指点着,都快把他烦死了,好几次差点被他给拉黑了。Butas the writer of fiction, healsofully realized that the writingis not easy, finallydecidedcandirectdirects.
但作为小说家,他也深知写作不易,最终决定能指点就指点吧。ThereforeKitahara Kaedetypes the covered passageway: „The simulberry, yousaid.”
于是北原枫打字回复道:“si桑,你说吧。”„Isthis, maple treemulberry.”
“是这样的,枫桑。”Sinomiyareturns to the covered passageway: „In the half yearIteachmeto open and closetechnique ’ and‚flyingcliptechnique’and‚to arrive at the xitechnique’according toyou ‚......, successfullytook the familymanykey placesimportant people, elder brother'strusted aidewas also controlled2 / 3byme, controlled the family60-70%influencesin secretat one fell swoop, as myinfluenceis getting bigger and bigger, recentlyprobablybrought to the attention of elder brothers.”
Sinomiya回复道:“这半年来我按照您教我的‘捭阖术’、‘飞箝术’、‘抵巇术’……,成功拿下了家族许多关键部位的要员,就连兄长的心腹也被我控制了2/3,暗中一举掌控了家族60-70%的势力,但随着我的势力越来越大,最近好像引起了兄长们的注意。”„IwantIsoonto exposeprobably.”
“我想大概我很快就会暴露。”„Iupset the tableto fight it outwiththemdirectly, what to doshould?”
“请问我是直接掀桌子跟他们一决胜负,还是应该怎么办呢?”
An all various professionswritinglooks,Kitahara Kaedesomewhatdoes not know whether to laugh or cry.
一行行文字看下来,北原枫有些哭笑不得。
His sand sculpturenetizenwrote the rich and powerful familybattlenovelto write the demonto be startled, fantasizedoneselfeach timebecomes the lead, todaybought oversomeone, whichdepartmenttomorrowcontrolled to taketo discusswithhim, what to dotheninquiredhisnext should.
他这个沙雕网友写豪门争斗小说都写魔怔了,每次都把自己幻想成主角,今天收买了谁谁谁,明天掌控了哪个部门都要拿出来跟他讨论一下,然后询问他下一步该怎么办。Thistimehad not looked forhimfor successive 34 days, but alsothinks that the opposite partywas bored.
这次连续34天没有找他,还以为对方腻味了。Finallythislooks, reallyoriginalformula, originalflavor.
结果这一通看下来,果然还是原来的配方,原来的味道。Healsohas toaccompanythisfellowto perform in the remainingplays.
他也不得不陪这个家伙演完剩下的戏。Kitahara Kaedehesitant a next timecovered passageway: „Evenyourpresentstrengthis more powerful than them, theyform an allianceyou who notnecessarilyhits, buthasby the possibility of overturneventually, moreoverin my opinion, meeting the tough head-on with toughnessis the matter that the boorish fellowhandles.”北原枫犹豫了一下回复道:“就算你现在的实力比他们强大很多,他们结盟都不一定打的过你,但是终究还是有被翻盘的可能性,而且在我看来,硬碰硬是莽夫才做的事情。”„Maple treemulberry! Alsopleasegrant instruction. Underearthplace.jpg” the sinomiyaattitudeis very sincere.
“枫桑!还请赐教。土下座.jpg”sinomiya的态度很诚恳。Kitahara Kaedethinks, felt, sinceis the rich and powerful familystruggles the novel, naturallyplaysis the political strategy, whichreaderis gladto look atyouto meet the tough head-on with toughness, thereforefor the six monthshisreally strangevalleytechnique, Art of Warand so on technique of strategytaughtsinomiyaaltogether.北原枫想了一下,觉得既然是豪门斗争小说,当然玩的就是权谋,哪个读者乐意看你硬碰硬啊,所以半年来他把鬼谷术啊,孙子兵法之类的谋略之术一股脑教给了sinomiya。Looks at the influence in hernovelfrom25youngone, developsalmostto control the entirefamily.
一路看着她小说中的势力从25仔一枚,发展到几乎掌控整个家族。Nowwants the bigresultshortly.
现在眼看就要大结局了。Kitahara Kaedefeelscannot certainlywithmeeting the tough head-on with toughness the conclusion, thereforethenreturns to the covered passageway: „Sincebrought to‚attention’degree, thatshowed that yourinfluencehas not exposed, herehas a planto call‚to estrangeidea’verysuitablecurrentsituation.”北原枫觉得当然不能用硬碰硬收尾,所以便回复道:“既然只是才引起了‘注意’的程度,那就证明你的势力还没有暴露,我这里有一策叫‘离间计’非常适合当下的情况。”„The maple treemulberry, whatestranges the idea?”
“请问枫桑,什么是离间计?”„Didn't youburymanyboard game piecesinelder brothers'side?”
“你不是在兄长们的身边埋了很多棋子吗?”Kitahara Kaedefeltoneselfalmostalsobecametwoto get sickquickly, unexpectedlyaccompanied the opposite partyto perform inmore than half a year'srich and powerful familybattleplay: „You can definitely usetheseboard game piecesto trigger the both sidescontradictions, suchtwo sidesattentionwill shiftfromyouall of a sudden, whentheyfightlife and death, youcome when the snipe and clam grapple , the fisherman profits, effortlessto be ableagain a seriesentirefamily.”北原枫觉得自己差不多也快成中二病了,居然陪着对方演了大半年的豪门争斗剧:“你完全可以利用这些棋子引发双方矛盾,这样两边的注意力一下子就会从你身上转移,等他们斗个你死我活,你再来个鹬蚌相争渔翁得利,不费吹灰之力就可以一统整个家族。”
That sidesilentwas very long, reported a newsto come.
那边沉默了很久,才发了一条消息过来。„Maple treemulberry, youcertainlyare the world'smost intelligentperson.”
“枫桑,您一定是世界上最聪明的人。”Sinomiyareturns to the covered passageway: „Icontrolled the family, pleaseinformmyaddressin any event, Iwantto thankyouface to face.”
Sinomiya回复道:“等我掌控了家族,请无论如何告知我地址,我想要当面感谢您。”„Thisfellowalsoentered the play is too deep.”
“这家伙也入戏太深了吧。”Kitahara Kaedemumbledone, thensaw that the timehas crossed12pointsto sayhastily: „Thankdoes not use, Idid not helpforyourthanksyour, todaystops, simulberrygood night.”北原枫嘟囔了一句,然后看到时间已经过12点连忙说道:“感谢就不用了,我也不是为了你的感谢才帮你的,今天就到此为止吧,si桑晚安。”
......
……Looks at‚maple treemulberry’quiteimpatientgood night.
看着‘枫桑’颇为不耐烦的晚安。Kaguya Shinomiyaerased the news that typedseveral hundredcharacters, changed toonefinally: „Good night, maple treemulberry. Piteous.jpg”四宫辉夜删掉了打了几百字的消息,最后改成了一句:“晚安,枫桑。可怜兮兮.jpg”
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