YMPDDT :: Volume #1

#55: Ahem, then you knew the greasy evil


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In the fear, Harold can feel, the god who Faceless One creates, is swallowing own world unceasingly! Therefore Harold fantasized that the innumerable gods, the innumerable stars attacked it and hit it, may just approach that thing, these gods and stars all did not have. 在恐惧之中,哈罗德能够感受到,无面者所创造的这个神,正在不断地吞噬自己的世界!于是哈罗德幻想出来了无数的神明,无数的星辰去攻击它、撞击它,可刚刚靠近那个东西,那些神明、星辰就全都没了。 Was eaten. 都被吃了。 Thing that regardless of Harold imagines big, terrifying, will be eaten. 无论哈罗德想象出来的东西有多大,有多恐怖,都会被吃掉。 Even Harold starts to try the stand-by time time, is not meaningful, because in that black region, does not have the concept of time. 甚至就连哈罗德开始尝试停止时间的时候,也没有任何意义,因为在那黑色的区域中,没有时间的概念。 Or in Harold's imagination, is unable to fantasize that has its time concept. 或者说,在哈罗德的想象力中,无法幻想出它的时间概念。 The small sunspot seems like ancient immortal, spans the time and space dimension, its surrounding black region has started to be getting bigger and bigger, immediately must spread here, swallowed all. 小黑点似乎是亘古不朽的、跨越时间与空间维度的,它周围的黑色区域已经开始越来越大了,马上就要蔓延到这里,吞噬一切了。 This seems one true can swallow the Dreamland World nightmare. 这似乎才是一个真正的能够吞噬梦境世界的梦魇。 But Harold's entire Dreamland World, was being torn by that small sunspot unceasingly, soon all did not have... 而哈罗德的整个梦境世界,都在不断地被那个小黑点撕扯着,就快要全都没了... Louis looks the black hole that oneself make, the satisfied point begins. He can feel, these by the thing that the black hole swallows, entered in own dreamland. 路易看着自己制造出来的这个黑洞,满意的点起了头。他能够感觉到,那些被黑洞吞噬掉的东西,都进入了自己的梦境中。 Really, I can like Stewart, swallow the dreamland.” Louis full of enthusiasm looks at the space saying: dream eating snake... I was a little probably clear.” “果然,我可以像斯图尔特一样,吞噬梦境。”路易兴致勃勃的看着天上说道:“食梦之蛇...我好像有点明白了。” Harold opened mouth- god who this is unable to describe, is the Faceless One main body?! 哈罗德张大了嘴巴-难道这个无法名状的神,就是无面者的本体?! Sir... calls a halt, asked you.” Harold wiped the sweat of top of the head, looks entreaty that the sky whole body trembles. At this moment, he felt that present Faceless One, is this Dreamland World god. External can swallow the god in the whole world. “大人...停手吧,求求你了。”哈罗德擦了擦头顶的汗水,看着天空浑身发抖的哀求了起来。这一刻,他感到眼前的这个无面者,就是这个梦境世界的神。一个外来的能吞噬整个世界的神。 Groans, then did you know the greasy evil of my boss?” “哼哼哼哼,这下你知道我的老板的腻害了吧?” Stewart like just did not hide in Louis behind, it started fiercely, started rampantly: Late! What now said late... yeah? Yeah??” 斯图尔特不像刚刚那样藏在路易身后了,它又开始狰狞了,又开始嚣张了:“晚了!现在说什么都晚了...哎?哎??” Also without saying, ignorant its one face compels turned into a funny small rabbit. Afterward, Louis pulled out seven candy radish sticks from void, lost to Stewart. 还没说完,它就一脸懵逼的变成了一个滑稽的小兔子。随后,路易从虚空中抽出来了七个糖果萝卜棍,丢给了斯图尔特 It seems like, Louis had grasped this world thoroughly. 看起来,路易已经彻底掌握了这个世界。 Snort, this time calculates you to be in luck, Harold.” Stewart is eating the radish while said. “哼,这次算你走运,哈罗德。”斯图尔特一边啃着萝卜一边说道。 Quite sweet. 好甜。 As if Louis completely had just controlled Harold's dreamland, but these candies, are Harold have buried in the heart deep place, dreamland that does not want to recall again. 似乎刚刚路易已经完全控制了哈罗德的梦境,而这些糖果,都是哈罗德一直埋藏于心底深处,不想再回忆的梦境。 After Stewart ate some, Harold whole person felt relaxed many: Thank your showing mercy, but... but can you make it stop? Seemed like half sky not to have... my dream is the source of my imagination, if I later am unable to have a dream again, that might as well kill me to consider as finished... to ask you. Remains to me.” 斯图尔特吃掉了一些之后,哈罗德整个人都感到了轻松不少:“感谢您的手下留情,但...但您能让它停下来吗?看起来好像半个天空都没了...我的梦是我想象力的源泉,如果我以后无法再做梦了,那不如杀了我算了...求求你了。给我留一些吧。” Makes some tests, Harold, relax, will not injure your- as for these did not have thing.” “只是做一些测试,哈罗德,放心吧,不会伤害你的-至于那些没了的东西。” Seemed like plays enough, Louis toward a Harold's forehead point, the whole world was swallowed by the black hole later instantaneously, changed into a singular point. The real vacuum starts to having the base vacuum jumps, Harold saw epoch-making one. 似乎是玩够了,路易朝着哈罗德的眉心一点,随后整个世界瞬间都被黑洞所吞噬,化为了一个奇点。紧接着,真真空开始向有基真空跃迁,哈罗德看到了开天辟地的一幕。 The time starts to accelerate unceasingly, when that innumerable galaxy appears again, all came back. 时间开始不断加速,当那无数的星河再一次出现,所有的一切都回来了。 Harold grew up Mouth Faceless One just in his dreamland, conducted one to create the world. 哈罗德长大了嘴巴-无面者刚刚在他的梦境中,进行了一场创世。 Although various types of things become very strange- land seems like a donut, but in this dream, actually no matter. But after the travel of this dreamland, Harold also felt that oneself imagination became richer. 虽然各种东西都变得十分古怪-大地像是一个甜甜圈,但在这梦中,却无所谓。而这场梦境之旅后,哈罗德也感觉自己的想象力变得更加丰富了。 But he felt oneself as if cannot achieve matter that Faceless One can achieve forever- own imagination, seems like does not have the foundation. But Faceless One, seems like has this kind of knowledge. 但他却还是觉得自己似乎永远也做不到无面者能做到的事情-自己的想象力,似乎是没有基础的。而无面者,似乎是有着这类知识。 Louis also obtains benefits a great deal , is the Forbidden Sanctuary older generations who just he conducted have conducted a thought experiments, but he discovered, in the dreamlands of different person, the process and conclusion that the thought experiment obtains is completely different. 路易也获益良多,刚刚他所进行的,是禁断圣所的先辈们进行过的一次思维实验,而他发现,在不同人的梦境中,思维实验所得到的过程和结论是完全不同的。 This is a very interesting exploration. Let him have a different angle, made him understand more things. 这是一次非常有趣的探索。让他有了一个不同的角度,也让他理解了更多的东西。 Moreover, he felt that own dreamland and magic power also had the change. 另外,他感到自己的梦境和魔力也都有了变化。 Louis closed the eye, just these by the dreamland that the black hole swallowed, entered in his dreamland. Although later he gave back to Harold, but his Dreamland World actually in this process, received the stimulation and infection, became more powerful. 路易闭上了眼睛,刚刚那些被黑洞所吞噬的梦境,都进入了他的梦境中。虽然之后他又都还给了哈罗德,但他的梦境世界却在这个过程中,受到了刺激和感染,变得更加强大了。 But his magic power, in the inflation of this dreamland with a contraction during, received the enormous stimulation. 而他的魔力,也在这梦境的一次膨胀与一次收缩之中,受到了极大的刺激。 According to the prediction of story book, in one month, his magic power can grow 1/3. 按照故事书的预言,在一个月内,他的魔力将能够增长三分之一。 In addition that more than ten detectives, six had not been played Black Mage, these dreamland enough magic power two months. 再加上那十几个探员,还有六个没有被玩过的黑巫师,这些梦境足够自己自己魔力两个多月了。 Another side, Harold discovered with amazement, besides dreamland that several he finds it unbearable to recall, did not have the dough figurine unexpectedly really spitting Dreamland World that he ate. 另一边,哈罗德惊讶的发现,除了那几个他不堪回首的梦境之外,无面人竟然真的把他吃掉的梦境世界给吐回来了。 Harold at this moment, has subdued thoroughly, he prostrates oneself suddenly in the place said: I believe these rumors, you are born in all Mage fantasies, swallow the dreamland the god of no surface...” 此时此刻的哈罗德,已经彻底折服,他突然拜倒在地说道:“我相信了那些传言,您是诞生于所有巫师幻想、吞噬梦境的无面之神...” Louis opens mouth close to: Graciousness... Harold, actually I am Pollster...” 路易张了张嘴巴:“恩...哈罗德,其实我是波尔斯特...” Harold looked at Louis with such look. 哈罗德用那样的眼神看了一眼路易 Obviously, Louis a little plays today in a big way, he is too big to the stimulation that Harold left behind today, the black hole was the battleships of three body people, gave people the impression that and profoundly and shocks. Especially this kind of even/including photostar outside civilization singular point universe large explosion, in ancient people after the experience crosses, is subverted three passes/tests thoroughly. 显然,路易今天有点玩大了,他今天给哈罗德留下的刺激太大了,无论是黑洞还是三体人的战舰,给人留下的印象都是及其深刻且十分震撼的。尤其是这类连‘星体’‘地外文明’还是‘奇点’‘宇宙大爆炸’,在古代人在见识过之后,是会被彻底颠覆三关的。 These things have not related with Pollster obviously. Even if leaves behind the thought steel seal, is unstable. 这些东西显然都与波尔斯特没有关系。所以即使留下思维钢印,也并不稳固。 Moreover after knowing Harold, Louis did not plan that left behind what thought steel seal to Harold forcefully- was too preliminary. 而且认识了哈罗德后,路易也不打算给哈罗德强行留下什么思维钢印了-太低级。 Left behind Faceless One to the detectives is Pollster's impression enough. 给探员们留下无面者是波尔斯特的印象就够了。 Harold you are a sensible person, something are not no need to say.” Louis nods to Harold said. “哈罗德你是明白人,有些事不必多说了。”路易点了点头对哈罗德说道。 Harold smiled suddenly, his ritual said slightly: Sir. In this world, perhaps also only then Thousand-Faced Lantern God of Death with taking your shadow.” 哈罗德突然笑了起来,他微微一礼说道:“大人。这个世界上,恐怕也只有‘千面的提灯死神’配作为您的影子了。” Louis nods, remembers Stewart had proposed these scripts- Pollster in muggle world alias Geyl, Geyl this legend big writer, in the heart of this world person, almost like Shakespeare. Did not get off the subject, Ossykris had the book that several sets of Geyl wrote. But the amateur who of office writes the script, wishes one could to supply Geyl's writings. 路易点了点头,想起了斯图尔特提过的那些剧本-波尔斯特在麻瓜世界化名‘盖尔’,盖尔这位传奇大作家,在这个世界人的心中,几乎如同莎士比亚。不说远的,就连奥西克丽丝就有好几套盖尔写的书。而办公室的那位写剧本的爱好者,更是恨不得将盖尔的大作供起来。 Moreover can look, Pollster is one in the imagination and creativity, Harold richer person. 而且能够看得出来,波尔斯特是一个在想象力和创造力上,比哈罗德更为丰富的人。 He indeed has the great ability.” Louis cannot bear the nod say. “他的确有大才。”路易忍不住点头说道。 Harold's eyes shone suddenly, even Faceless One so affirms Pollster, it seems like Pollster indeed has not deceived himself- he put a oneself horse intentionally. 哈罗德的双眼突然亮了起来,连无面者都如此肯定波尔斯特,看来波尔斯特的确没有骗自己-他是故意放了自己一马的。 These in Six Edge Magic Prison, must ask him to play time well much! 这一次在六棱魔狱中,一定要好好找他多玩玩! Ok, Harold, you said before some interesting things must say listens to me, said quickly.” Louis takes back the observation to the vision of sky, looked that said to Harold: I just saw some you idea in dreamland, but, some probably many wrong appearances.” “好了,哈罗德,你之前说有一些有趣的东西要说给我听听,快说说吧。”路易收回了望向天空的目光,看向了哈罗德说道:“我刚刚看到了一些你在梦境中的构思,不过,好像有不少错误的样子。” Harold opened the mouth to stare staring, in the eyes suddenly presented one type to be frantic and excited. He wants to speak these things with others. Until now few people can understand these things, perhaps but are can exchange one with Faceless One. 哈罗德张着嘴巴愣了愣,双眼中突然出现了一种狂热和兴奋。他太想和别人讲一讲这些东西了。一直以来很少有人能听懂这些东西,但也许自己是能和无面者交流一番的。 Most starts, because of fear to Faceless One, the fatty in telling somewhat is cautious, but to afterward, the fatty then more said is more excited, even starts to dance with joy, absorbed talking at length. 最开始,因为对无面者的畏惧,胖子在讲述的时候还有些小心翼翼,但到了后来,胖子便越说越兴奋,甚至开始手舞足蹈,忘我的大谈特谈。 Louis will nod occasionally, praises a Harold- creativity bases on the experience and knowledge to a certain extent, in this age, can imagine has so many things, is commendable. 路易偶尔会点一点头,夸赞一番哈罗德-创造力在某种程度上是基于见识与知识的,在这个年代中,能想象出这么多的东西,已经难能可贵。 Fatty's many ideas on Magic, it can be said that in advance in this time, even is crazy. Some conception even are that powerful and unconstrained style, make one burst out laughing. 胖子在魔法上的很多想法,可以说是超前于这个时代的,甚至疯狂的。有一些构想甚至是那种天马行空、让人捧腹的。 But Louis does not have the ridicule or the contradiction, he will instead stand in Harold's angle, earnest ponder. 路易却是没有嘲笑或者抵触,他反而会站在哈罗德的角度,认真的思考一下。 Occasionally, he will correct Harold's many common sense mistake. When Harold raised the question, Louis has not knit the brows, but with the complete logic, spoke something to him. 偶尔,他会纠正一下哈罗德的许多‘常识性’的错误。当哈罗德提出质疑时,路易也没有皱眉,而是用完整的逻辑,给他讲一些东西。 The fat people listen dumbfoundedly, Faceless One said many things to be obvious not to, even unusual strange, but Harold also believes that Faceless One is right, oneself are wrong. 胖子听完目瞪口呆,无面者说得许多东西明显‘不对’,甚至非常的‘离奇’,但哈罗德也是相信无面者是对的,自己是错的。 After Harold pondered, actually discovered, thing that Faceless One said that although subverted the general knowledge extremely, and makes people felt very uncomfortable-, because these truth were not very perfect. But they are actually the true logical self consistent methods. Can explain in many world truly the unable to explain rule, with the Magic knowledge! 而当哈罗德思考了一番后,却又发现,无面者说出来的东西,虽然极为颠覆常识,且让人感到十分的不舒服-因为那些道理不够完美。但它们却是真正的逻辑自洽。能真正的解释许多世界上无法解释的规律,和魔法知识! But had a few words is to let Harold opened the mouth, is unable To understand Faceless One that said can card disobey theory, was the true theory. 而有一句话更是让哈罗德张大了嘴巴,无法理解-无面者说能够‘证违’的理论,才是真正的理论。 Otherwise, is the theology. 否则,就是神学。 This subverted Harold's Magic view, because has seen in him all Magic theories, may not the card disobey, perfect thing! 这颠覆了哈罗德的魔法观,因为在他所见过的一切魔法理论,都是不可证违的,都是已经完美的东西! Faceless One, denied the theory that in this world all Mage studied. 无面者,否定了这个世界上所有巫师研究出来的理论。 This means that in the Faceless One eye, all plays Magic the person, is Wild Mage. 这意味着,在无面者眼中,所有玩‘魔法’的人,都是野巫师 Or in the Faceless One eye, this world no one meets Magic, Mage and muggle, without difference. 或者说,在无面者眼中,这个世界没有人会魔法,巫师麻瓜,没有区别。 After chatting met, Harold more listens is astonished, to afterward, the face on the unceasing start trickled the cold sweat. 聊了一会之后,哈罗德越听越是惊异,到了后来,脸上不断的开始滴下了冷汗。 Because he discovered, Faceless One said probably is right. 因为他发现,无面者说得好像都是对的。 Seeming like Louis said were a much less, Louis discovered that Harold opened the big mouth not to say a word. 似乎是路易说得有点太多了,路易发现哈罗德张着大嘴巴一言不发。 Louis does not have shakes the head to sigh secretly. 路易不有暗暗摇了摇头叹了一口气。 Obviously, Harold's these are hard to understand that feared the thing that and others cannot understand, Louis all understood. But in the Louis eye these simple things, Harold is actually listening to the heavenly book likely. 显然,哈罗德的那些难以理解且怕别人听不懂的东西,路易全都听懂了。但路易眼中那些简单的东西,哈罗德却是像在听天书。 Louis returned to the curriculum stage of apprentice formative education. Spoke some «Modern Magic Theory» foundation thing. 路易回到了学徒启蒙教育的课程阶段。讲了一些《现代魔法理论一》的最‘基础’的东西。 Then, although Harold, when most starts still revealed a face to listen to the face of heavenly book, but in the Louis ingenious analogy and interesting teaching demonstration, Harold after the strenuous meditation thought painstakingly for a long time, them digested little. 接下来,哈罗德虽然在最开始的时候依然露出了一脸听天书的脸,但在路易巧妙的比喻和有趣的教学演示中,哈罗德在费力凝思苦想了许久后,还是将它们消化了一点点。 But after this, Harold whole body trembled. 而在这之后,哈罗德浑身发抖了起来。 It's hard to believe, you are willing unexpectedly such secret, told me...” Harold is excited being hard duplicate/restores in addition, cautious pinches to cherish the hat, does not know that should say anything. “难以相信,您竟然愿意将这样的‘秘密’,告诉我...”哈罗德激动得难以复加,拘谨的掐着自己怀中的帽子,不知道该说些什么。 He starts to suspect that present Faceless One, is the god of Magic- he in the thing that on Magic knows, has exceeded the limit of oneself imagination. 他开始怀疑眼前的这个无面者,是不是魔法之神-他在魔法上所知道的东西,已经超过了自己想象力的极限。 In the Faceless One eye, having the qualifications becomes the practice apprentice, is who? 无面者眼中,有资格成为见习学徒的,是什么人? Obviously, oneself do not match... 显然,自己是不配的... Mr. Harold, does not need to be extremely cautious, speaks the thing in you, to the one review of knowledge.” “哈罗德先生,不必太过拘谨,在你讲讲东西,也是对知识的一种复习。” Louis indeed obtains benefits a great deal, Harold's many small ideas, although has many mistakes- why for example the land of under foot must is a ball, rather than hollow donut? 路易的确获益良多,哈罗德的不少小想法,虽然有着许多错误-比如脚下的大地为什么非得是一个球的,而不是空心的甜甜圈呢? Harold at that time after saying this, patted an own big fat face face ashamed appearance, fears the Louis joke. 哈罗德当时在说完这个之后,就拍了拍自己的大胖脸一脸羞愧的样子,怕路易笑话。 But Louis actually after listening to Harold said that cannot bear feel that a little shockingly- he discovered, Harold said is not the Pan- world, but is a idea. 路易却是在听哈罗德说完之后,忍不住感到有点惊艳-他发现,哈罗德说得不是环世界,而是一种构思。 Harold once when visited the world , calculated land the area wait/etc data in certain way, again after computation, he conducted a thought to test, and must come out this conclusion. 哈罗德曾经在环游世界的时候,通过某种方式,计算出来了大地的面积等等数据,再经过计算之后,他进行了一番思想实验,并得出来了这个结论。 Louis confirmed that indeed is right. 路易验证了一下,的确是对的。 However, Harold in this process of computation and survey, was short of several parameters. 不过,哈罗德在这个计算和测量的过程中,少了几个参数。 But this explained that when the world was short in the situations of these parameters, then the photostar is a donut. 但这却是说明,当世界少了这几个参数的情况下,那么星体就是甜甜圈。 Louis felt inconceivable and interesting- he has not really thought this matter. After all these knowledge are the general knowledge. 路易觉得,非常不可思议且有趣-他还真没想过这个事情。毕竟这些知识是常识。 But without the people of these general knowledge, can actually stand in the different angles views these issues, but discovery new interesting thing. 但没有这些常识的人,却能站在不同的角度去看待这些问题,而发现新的有趣的东西。 Louis suddenly felt, the student knowledge degree is very low, but has many wonderful ideas. Stands looks at a world in the different angles, often then can have the different harvests. 路易突然觉得,学生们的知识程度也许很低,但却有着许许多多的奇思妙想。站在不同角度去看一个世界,往往便能有不同的收获。 But student is his many different angles, many eyes. Let him in the different angles to seek truth. 学生就是他的许许多多不同的角度,许许多多的眼睛。让他能在不同的角度中去探索真理。 Since is together with small student of kindergarten, is unendurable. That teaches big student them. 既然和幼儿园的小学生们相处,让人难以忍受。那就把他们都教成大学生吧。 But after that oneself this professor, will certainly explore the Magic knowledge that predecessor never explores to have been. 而在那之后,自己这位教授,也一定会探索到那前人从未探索到过的魔法知识了。
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