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#45: Lunatic Magician Harold who can only conjure!


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Arrived at the foothold from the boss to the present, Stewart has observed secretly for three weeks in the magic mirror. 从老板来到据点到现在,斯图尔特已经在魔镜中偷偷观察三周了。 Stewart believes that his boss has the intense amnesia and is persecuted the paranoea. 斯图尔特相信他的老板有着强烈的健忘症和被迫害妄想症。 Un, this was persecuted the paranoea to be main, if this sickness governed, the amnesia will certainly cure, because this amnesia is artificial- when Stewart told the boss each time some dreadful things, the boss will come Obliviate to forget these matters! 恩,这个被迫害妄想症最为主要,这个病要是治了,健忘症一定会治好,因为这个健忘症是人为的-每次斯图尔特告诉老板一些可怕的事情时,老板都会来一个一忘皆空忘掉这些事儿! As for paranoea- boss has been fantasizing, he has one fearfully, may get rid of his powerful enemy momentarily. And him as the goal, wants to exceed. 至于妄想症-老板一直幻想着,他有一个可怕的、随时可能会干掉他的强敌。并将他作为目标,想要去超越。 What did that person call? Archimedes? 那个人叫什么?阿基米德 Right, this Archimedes was described extremely terrifyingly by the boss, his magic power is not powerful, but constantly is actually growing. But what is more fearful, this Archimedes has one... any lever. 对,这个阿基米德被老板形容得极为恐怖,他的魔力并不强大,但却在不断的增长着。而更为可怕的是,这个阿基米德有一个...什么什么杠杆。 According to the words of boss, that to this Archimedes a lever, he can skid the whole world. 按照老板的话来说,那就是给这个‘阿基米德’一根杠杆,他就能撬动整个世界。 The boss believes, magic power is only some weights, what is truly important is lever- is also the knowledge, but works as a knowledge of person, was the certain extent, then this person does not need many magic power, can use a low level spell, relaxed tidying up falls Stewart or Ossykris. 老板认为,魔力只是一些砝码,真正重要的是杠杆-也就是知识,而当一个人的知识,达到了一定程度,那么这个人不需要多少魔力,就能用一个低级魔咒,轻松的收拾掉斯图尔特或者奥西克丽丝 That enemy of boss, then uses extremely fiercely this lever fearful. 老板的那个敌人,便将这个杠杆用得极为厉害可怕。 Stewart believes that the enemy who the boss said that is boss. 斯图尔特相信,老板说的这个敌人,就是老板自己。 But the boss at the dry/does matter, is attempting to kill itself to kill itself every day- what does he manage this named? 而老板现在每天在干的事情,就是在尝试着干掉自己干掉自己-他管这个叫做什么? In the life and death, breaks through bottleneck? 在生死之中,突破瓶颈 Broke through bottleneck, Stewart does not know, but according to the record, the boss is successful got rid of oneself several hundred times. 是否突破了瓶颈,斯图尔特不知道,但按照记录来看,老板已经是成功的自己干掉了自己几百次了。 In these three weeks, the boss arrived here every day, the suicide plays- average dies every day more than ten 20 times. 在这三周里,老板每天都来到这里,自杀玩-平均每天死十几二十次。 When the first week, the boss plays- he first leftmost in hall, the release big piece of Magic, then arrives at the rightmost during Instant Movement of release spell. Attempts to hit itself by this. 在第一周的时候,老板是这么玩的-他先在大厅的最左边,释放出一大片魔法,然后在释放魔咒的同时瞬移到最右边。以此来尝试击中自己。 Must say that this matter, is actually not difficult, but the key is, the boss uses is not the blacksnake, fox-fire and Magic Missile this kind of Magic. But is the petrified technique, Nightmare Spell, fascinated wait/etc this kind of spells! 要说这个事儿,其实也不难,但关键是,老板用得不是黑蛇、狐火、魔法飞弹这类魔法。而是石化术、梦魇咒神魂颠倒等等此类魔咒! To a stretch of open area, does release this spell, then attempt to catch them? 对一片空地,释放这种魔咒,然后尝试将它们接住? This simply fantasy story! Said that this words person, was absolutely insane! 这简直天方夜谭!说这种话的人,绝对疯了! Only if because he appears in two places simultaneously, otherwise this is unable to succeed. 因为除非他同时出现在两个地方,否则这根本无法成功。 In a while, boss then in witnessing of Stewart, succeeded self- petrification- then Stewart, with the today's Helen same shock. Because of then Louis, turned into a series of remnant shades, looked like him to arrange entire one row! 没过多久,老板便在斯图尔特的亲眼目睹中,成功的自我石化了-当时的斯图尔特,就和今天的海伦一样的震惊。因为当时的路易,变成了一连串的残影,就像是他排成了整整一排! At that time Stewart inquired for a long time, the boss was also Stewart explained for several days. 当时斯图尔特询问了好久,老板也为斯图尔特讲解了好几天。 What did the boss say? He said that this is four-dimensional after high rank Phantom Shift conducts the chemical reaction, produces interesting phenomenon. But in fact, he does not use many Phantom Shift, but used Phantom Shift, then made many Faceless One. 老板说什么?他说这是‘四维’与高阶幻影移形进行化学反应之后,所产生的‘有趣’现象。而事实上,他并不是用了许多次幻影移形,只是用了一次幻影移形,便制造出来了许多个无面者 Stewart felt, the boss should lie, the boss feared that majordomo Stewart learns the thing! After all does Phantom Shift possibly make a person appear in many places merely one time simultaneously? This obviously is the lie. 斯图尔特觉得,老板应该是在说谎,老板怕大管家斯图尔特学到东西!毕竟仅仅一次的幻影移形又怎么可能让一个人同时出现在多个地方?这显然是谎言。 And, this attempt is uninteresting. Because was hit after by these Magic, will die. 并且,这种尝试也一点都不有趣。因为被那些魔法打中之后会死。 Quick, the boss is not satisfying oneself hits himself, he starts to try to find the solution while oneself hit oneself, resists these Magic. 很快,老板不在满足于自己击中自己了,他开始想办法在自己击中自己的同时,抵挡住那些魔法 Obviously, in this second week attempt gets rid of in own practice, his finally success! 显而易见,在这第二周尝试干掉自己的实践中,他终于成功了! The magic mirror torn to pieces has not known that many times, but the boss also more and more anti- punched probably Stewart remembers, certain mysterious lifeform are this. 魔镜已经支离破碎了不知道多少次了,而老板好像也越来越抗揍了-斯图尔特记得,某些神奇生物就是这样。 For example the Hydra hydra, their head break rebirth, is fierce. Many this kind of mysterious lifeform, in the growth, are always all right oneself to hit itself to play, or does crazily, then in that growth, becomes does not fear Magic, does not fear the sword. 比如海德拉九头蛇,它们的头颅越断裂重生,便越是厉害。许多此类神奇生物,在成长的时候,就总是没事自己打自己玩,或者疯狂作死,然后在那成长中,变得不怕魔法,不怕刀剑。 The boss seems like this monster now. 老板现在就很像是这种怪物。 He now, is cut off several hand fingers, smudges selects potion, then can grow at the visible speed! 他现在,断掉几根手指头,涂抹点魔药,便能以肉眼可见的速度生长回来! But general Magic, is unable to leave behind what scar on his body- one time, Stewart even saw that the boss extinguished a fox-fire with the finger ball! 而一般的魔法,根本无法在他的身上留下什么伤痕-有一次,斯图尔特甚至见到老板用手指头弹灭了一道狐火! But Stewart felt, the boss is impossible to block so many blacksnakes, he is doing not studiously, because the penetrating power of blacksnake was too strong . Moreover the boss every must emit one time continuously for several minutes, exceeded over ten thousand until the quantity of blacksnake, will start to play. 斯图尔特觉得,老板不可能挡得住这么多黑蛇,他是在做无用功,因为黑蛇的穿透力太强了,而且老板每一次都要持续不断的放出好几分钟,直到黑蛇的数量超过了上万,才会开始游戏。 No Magic can resist so many spells! Even if he changes the space is not not possible! Because these blacksnakes seize every opportunity, will always go out of his dimension labyrinth, found him. 没有任何魔法能够抵挡这么多魔咒!哪怕他改变空间也不可能!因为那些黑蛇无孔不入,总是会走出他的维度迷宫,找到他。 As if the boss also discovered this issue, he as if met bottleneck finally- his shield, could not block his lance. 似乎老板也发现了这个问题,他似乎终于遇见了一个瓶颈-他的盾,挡不住他的矛了。 He starts, to wait for the place to fly and shuttle back and forth in the underground area and sewer of entire Holy Oak Tree study city unceasingly everywhere, is avoiding these snake groups. But terrifying snake group, like the colony, is pursuing him crazily. Often he escapes slightly slowly, is then swallowed by the snake group. 他开始不断在整个圣像树学城的地下区域、下水道、等等地方四处飞行、穿梭,躲避着那些蛇群。而恐怖的蛇群,也像蜂群一样,疯狂的追逐着他。往往他稍稍逃得慢一点,便会被蛇群吞噬。 What is fatal, in this Holy Oak Tree study city, has many banning demon regions, has many seems like hydra foothold this, does not know the region that the secret is not then able to enter. 更致命的是,在这个圣像树学城之中,有着许许多多的禁魔区域,也有着许许多多像是九头蛇据点这样,不知晓秘密便无法进入的区域。 Therefore Louis on the road of escape, will foresee all kinds of impasses frequently. But his snake group, but also after can drill into goal Phantom Shift , the channel that keeps hits the target. Therefore he escapes not to be possible to escape. 所以路易在逃亡的路上,经常会预见各种各样的死胡同。而他的蛇群,还能够钻入目标幻影移形后所留下来的通道击中目标。因此他逃无可逃。 Finally he by card above this bottleneck. 最终他被卡在了这个瓶颈之上。 But makes Stewart feel what rejoices, the boss also discovered finally, the boss had no way to hide chasing down of snake group. 而让斯图尔特感到庆幸的是,老板也终于发现,老板没法躲掉蛇群的追杀了。 However, Stewart suspected very, this Boss bottleneck cannot do well can break through. After all Magic of boss is so fearful, understands so many things. Also has the magic mirror for his solution puzzle. 不过,斯图尔特十分怀疑,这个瓶颈老板搞不好是能够突破的。毕竟老板的魔法那么可怕,又懂得那么多的东西。还有着魔镜为他解谜。 Therefore perhaps the boss should study new Magic. 所以也许老板应该研究一个新魔法 New Magic? Recently my teacher always grabbed me to do the homework, had no free time to study new Magic, I thought that understood the spatial structure and Schrdinger's cat on the line.” Louis flexure the face said at that time: You know that these have the person of Phantom Shift talent, what special experience has met?” “新魔法?最近我老师老抓着我写作业,没空研究新魔法,我觉得弄懂空间结构与薛定谔的猫就行了。”路易当时挠了挠脸说道:“你知道那些有幻影移形天赋的人,都遇见过什么特殊的经历嘛?” The Louis words, first are make a Stewart face hoodwink- cat? What cat? 路易的一番话,先是让斯图尔特一脸蒙蔽-猫?什么猫? But later Stewart was scared- does this anomaly have a fiercer teacher? 但随后斯图尔特又被吓坏了-这个变态还有一个更厉害的老师? Also can give the work to him?! 还能给他留作业?! Can she be powerful?! 那她得多强大?! Stewart this fearful suspicion, first admitted in the belly. Replied boss the Issue Stewart of that Phantom Shift introduced several people. Is Black Corner Lane most famous Black Mage. 斯图尔特将这个可怕的猜想,先放进了肚子里。回答了老板的那个幻影移形的问题-斯图尔特介绍了几个人。都是黑角巷最出名的黑巫师 Therefore, grey glove Iger and the others, then entered in the Louis hat. 于是,灰手套伊格尔等人,便进入了路易的帽子里。 Stewart does not know that boss from the dreamlands of these people, obtained what inspiration and secret, does not know teacher who boss, what remains to him is what work. 斯图尔特不知道老板从这些人的梦境中,得到了什么灵感和秘密,也不知道老板的老师,给他留的是什么作业。 The boss does not seem to study what new Magic in any case. 反正老板好像没有研究什么新魔法 But in this third week, finished the homework after every day, comes research math- also brought big pile of geometric solid gypsums, with one big pushes the paper, pen and muggle results in the mathematical book! 而是在这第三周,每天写完作业后,过来研究数学-还带了一大堆几何体石膏,和一大推纸张、笔和麻瓜们得数学书! What relations the math... the accountant and do Magic have? 数学...会计和魔法有什么关系? „, Stewart, indeed are not related essentially, in these maths and geometrical books have not written what Magic mystery, but you know, the math is a language. Is an eye. It can make me find some rule.” “哦,斯图尔特,本质上的确没有关系,这些数学、几何书中也没有写什么魔法的奥秘,但你知道,数学是一种语言。是一双眼睛。它能让我找到一些‘规律’。” With my unceasing exploration and understanding of the spatial structure, I have been able the sensation in the spirit to four-dimensional, but they were too complex, this lets me, when explores the four-dimensional structure, looks like in the draw conclusion from incomplete data. I need an eye to discover their rules.” “随着我对空间结构的不断探索和理解,我已经能在精神之中感知到四维了,但它们太复杂了,这让我在探索四维结构的时候,就像是在盲人摸象。我需要一双眼睛来发现它们的规律。” Louis points at these geometric solid gypsums of ground saying: They are the structures of most foundation, so long as studies thoroughly them, I then can seek for a rule, can thus look at the appearances of clear these complex objects in four-dimensional.” 路易指着地上的那些几何体石膏说道:“它们是最基础的构造,只要将它们研究透,我便能寻找到一种规律,从而能‘看’清那些复杂的物体在四维中的模样。” I remembered a book for these days, is called «Such as And Turns into Lattice Chart King of Flame Demon», it uses a way of math, described different structures of object in different dimension, in my mind has the memory of this book, but I need to conduct some inferential reasonings.” “我这几天想起了一本书,叫做《如和将一个炎魔之王变成点阵图》,它用一种数学的方式,描绘了一种物体在不同维度中的不同构造,我的脑海里有着这本书的记忆,但我需要进行一些推导。” Quick, under the help of that magic mirror, formulas was sought by Louis, truth were also inferred solution puzzle by him successfully, the ground wrote all over the paper. 很快,在那魔镜的帮助之下,一个个公式被路易寻找了出来,一段段真理也被他成功推导解谜,地面写满了纸张。 But today, Louis also success a box, turned into paper. 而在今天,路易也成功的将一个箱子,变成了一张‘纸’。 What is stranger, when he is drawing the paper of box this, when threw in the drinking glass of distant place, that drinking glass unexpectedly by this paper buckling inside- does not have any bulge! 更为诡异的是,当他将这张‘画着’箱子的纸,扔到了远处的水杯上时,那水杯竟然被这张纸给扣到了里面-没有任何的凸起! After Louis takes up this paper, he stood on the paper surface, later, he looked like stands was the same in the box, the body became short! Leg that but Stewart can actually clear seeing boss disappearance fall, moreover looks very three-dimensional. 路易拿起这张纸后,他站在了纸面上,随后,他就像是站在了箱子里一样,身体变矮了!但斯图尔特却是能够清清楚楚的看到老板‘消失’掉的腿,而且看起来非常立体。 Paper that this is drawing the box, looks like the master of art, the picture is the same in a ground confusing falsehood with the truth three-dimensional picture! But this three-dimensional picture, can actually have the thing! 这个画着箱子的纸,就像是艺术大师,画在地上的一副以假乱真的立体画一样!但这个立体画,却是能装东西的! Stewart is dumbfounded. 斯图尔特目瞪口呆。 But his boss, said a few words such: Now, the entire study city, in my eyes, has turned into a plane.” 而他的老板,也说出了这么样的一句话来:“现在,整个学城,在我的眼中,已经变成一个平面了。” Saying, Louis is then making the snake group of space clash. 说着,路易便让天上的蛇群冲了下来。 Saw only him to step one suddenly forward- the entire hall in this moment, presented many mirrors probably, but in these mirrors, was Louis. 只见他突然向前迈了一步-整个大厅在这一刻,就好像出现了许许多多的镜子,而这些镜子里,便是一个个路易 That innumerable blacksnake, hit each Louis, but Louis has not actually received any injury. 那数不清的黑蛇,击中了每一个路易,但路易却是没有受到任何伤害。 It seems him not to exist. 就好像他根本不存在。 Obviously, in plane besides eye, Louis can also hide oneself in the dimension. 显然,除了‘眼中的平面’之外,路易也能将自己藏在维度之中了。 Now, he can no longer hold office Forbidden Magic Domain that’ said where and by the top-secret place of seal. Also can add dodging rate/lead 100 buff to oneself. 现在,他能去任何所谓的‘禁魔领域’与被封印的绝密之地。也能给自己加一个闪避率100的buff了。 Has doubts very much? I say to you.” Louis to rub had the sleeve, full of enthusiasm. Now has not begun school, Ossykris this small difference lived is played to run by oneself, recently did not have small difference to live listens to itself to teach, this did not have the meaning. “很疑惑嘛?我给你讲一讲。”路易撸起了袖子,兴致勃勃了起来。现在还没开学,奥西克丽丝这个小差生又被自己玩跑了,最近没有‘小差生’们听自己讲课,这太没意思了。 Sir.” Having neither learning nor skill Stewart scratched the cold sweat, hurried to shift the topic: That map that you want, I did well. You go back to study one quickly, I hear, recently Black Corner Lane presented any alliance, catches some ferocious murderer... I to think that specially they are looking for you, tomorrow will go out, do not bump into these people.” “大人。”不学无术的斯图尔特擦了擦冷汗,赶紧转移了话题:“您要的那个地图,我弄好了。您快回去研究一番吧,我听闻,最近黑角巷出现了一个什么联盟,专门抓某位穷凶极恶的凶犯...我觉得她们是在找您,明天出去的时候,您可别撞见这些人。” „, I do not go, this month stayed here.” “哦,那我不去了,这个月就呆在这里了。” Not, Boss, you take this map, will not meet absolutely their-. I have been reorganizing the situation that the spies said- recently Black Corner Lane came, but very interesting scholars came, as soon as he listened to the thing that can understand what is heard you to speak, if could not see you, others will be disappointed.” “不不不,老板,您拿着这张地图,绝对不会遇见他们的-真的。我已经将间谍们说的情况都正整理好了-最近黑角巷来可是有一位非常有趣的学者过来了,他一听能听明白您讲的东西,要是看不到您,人家会失望的。” Stewart scratched the cold sweat, he thought that present believes knowledge to Magic useful accountant Archimedes, happen to with that believes own not Magic insane hat magician chats well. 斯图尔特擦了擦冷汗,他觉得眼前的这位坚信知识对魔法有用的‘会计阿基米德’,正好与那位坚信自己不会魔法的‘疯帽子魔术师’好好聊聊。 The boss was too idle, should look for a matter to him, cannot be all right the suicide to play in the foothold again. 老板实在太闲了,是应该给他找点事儿了,不能再在据点里没事自杀玩了。 Good.” Louis came the interest: I then have a look, if can meet that scholar in the new area, was best, hopes that we can exchange.” “好吧。”路易来了兴致:“我回头去看看,要是在新手区能遇见那个学者,就最好了,希望我们能交流一番。” Finally Louis met a fatty. 结果路易遇见了一个胖子。 He wears the coattails, wears tall hat (flattery), seems like the god god to talk on endlessly, spiritual probably a little not too normal appearance. But the person is very probably interesting. 他穿着燕尾服,头戴高帽,看起来神神叨叨的,精神好像有点不太正常的样子。但人好像挺有趣的。 His hat also seems very interesting, above has Diamond J, with clown that smiles insanely. 他的帽子看起来也挺有趣的,上面有一个方片J,和一个疯笑的小丑儿。 What did he say? Said have oneself been aiming at him? 他说什么?说自己一直在针对他? Added that what he is not Mage, is not Mage, cannot Magic and spell. 还说什么他不是巫师,也不是魔法师,更不会魔法和魔咒。 He only meets some Magecraft and trick. 他只会一些魔术和戏法。 Because he is magician. 因为他是一名魔术师 Afterward, Louis then by drawing in a Magecraft box, looked up- in that day had a sun-blocking god! 随后,路易便被拉到了一个魔术箱里,抬头一看-那天上有一个遮天蔽日的神! Magician Harold 魔术师哈罗德 magic power: 300 + 魔力:300+】 Louis selected the eyebrow, in history the first feeling excited. 路易挑了挑眉毛,有史以来第一次的感觉到了兴奋。 Since this has been he arrives at this world for a long time, first true Mage that bumps into! 这是他来到这个世界这么长时间以来,所碰到的第一位真正的巫师 But these truly fierce Mages, is one crowd very does not have the fellows of matter probably... 而这些真正厉害的巫师们,好像都是一群挺没正事儿的家伙们... ...... ...... Asked the recommendation ticket, in next week six frequencies 求点推荐票啊,下周上六频了
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