YMPDDT :: Volume #1

#43: Silly child, run!


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After playing met Phantom Shift, Louis leisurely sitting on the sofa, the leg toward the tea table on put, cut the fingernail, while teased Helen: Aiya, today went to «Talking incessantly», knocked afternoon melon seed with the editor-in-chief. Probably not careful forgot on my crystal ball his desk... the graciousness, is a little unclear.” 玩了一会幻影移形之后,路易悠哉悠哉的坐在了沙发上,将腿往茶几上一放,一边剪起了手指甲,一边逗起了海伦:“哎呀,今天白天去了一趟《唠唠叨叨》,和主编磕了一下午瓜子儿。好像是不小心将我水晶球忘他的办公桌上了...恩,有点记不清了。” Helen is dumbfounded. 海伦目瞪口呆。 «Talking incessantly»? 《唠唠叨叨》? Also wrote ‚the disciple and Bayliff of Gnome family's Your Highness Ossykris that scandal couple days ago publication of that most Eight Trigrams (gossip)? 就是前几天还撰写‘奥西克丽丝殿下的门徒与贝立夫地精家族的那点绯闻’的那个最八卦的报刊? One that the small face of Helen plays was white. 海伦的小脸耍的一下白了。 The small kitty must be forced! 小猫咪要被胁迫了! Really Louis this big bastard does not have the peaceful good intention! 果然路易这个大坏蛋没安好心! Won't he really treat as the hearsay to sell to the reporter this matter? 他不会真把这种事儿当做小道消息卖给记者吧? Must say others, that definitely also frightens the person, but must say Louis, he cannot do well really comes out competently this matter! 要说别人,那肯定也就是吓唬吓唬人,但要说路易,他搞不好真的能干出来这种事儿! Helen felt oneself will not acknowledge oneself give Louis to wash sock washing the feet. 海伦觉得自己是绝不会承认自己给路易洗袜子洗脚的。 The reporters also not necessarily believe. 记者们也未必信。 Looked newspaper also not necessarily letter/believes. 看报纸的也未必信。 But others are glad to chat this matter. 但人家就是乐意聊这个事儿啊。 Road, road and Louis, what crystal ball?” The Helen lip started trembling. “路、路、路易,什么水晶球啊?”海伦嘴唇都开始了发颤。 Aiya, this ~ the leg is a little sour. „ Louis hammered two own legs. “哎呀,这个这个嘛~腿有点酸。“路易锤了两下自己的腿。 Helen running over, rubbed the leg to him, squeezed out an ugly smile to look to Louis: „Haven't you forgotten the crystal ball in that? Your memory was best, Louis. Otherwise, otherwise...” 海伦屁颠屁颠的跑了过来,给他揉起了腿,挤出了一个难看的笑脸看向了路易:“你没把水晶球忘在那是不是?你的记性最好了,路易。不然,不然...” „? How otherwise forgot?” Louis curious looked to Helen. “哦?不然忘了又怎么样?”路易好奇的看向了海伦 „Will elder sister certainly kill( „ graciousness?”)... Wū wū, asked you Louis, do not frighten Helen. Cracked a joke goes too far. ” Helen rubbed the eye, is pursing the lips wū wū saying: You, if this, later I were not good with you.” “姐姐一定会杀了(“恩?”)...呜呜呜,求求你了路易,别吓海伦了。这么开玩笑太过分了。”海伦揉起了眼睛,噘着嘴呜呜呜的说道:“你要是这样,以后我再也不和你好了。” Couple of days ago Helen was Yangguan is bright, but also arranged many pieces to taunt Louis, but now, today is the thing that the front section day smiled, all crying. 前两天海伦可谓是阳关灿烂,还编了不少段子嘲讽路易,可现在,今天算是把前段日子笑出来的东西,全都给哭出来了。 Saw Helen that pear flower belt/bring rain the type, Louis cannot bear be happy. Today was similar, must proceed in an orderly way. Slowly training custom- takes a look at these two girls, what usually became lazily! This did do the point to live at home? 看到海伦那梨花带雨的样,路易忍不住乐起来了。今天差不多了,得循序渐进。慢慢培养习惯-瞧瞧这俩丫头,平时都懒成啥样了!该在家里头干点活了是不是? Helen is crying here, saw that Louis still smiles in that unexpectedly, she could not bear want to hammer him ruthlessly all of a sudden, but raised the fist actually not to dare to hit. 海伦在这边正哭着,看到路易竟然还在那笑,她忍不住想要狠狠地锤了他一下子,但举起拳头却又不敢打。 Fetches the basin water for foot-washing, then cleaned, bowl to brush the daily life hall, in these at sixes and sevens thing your room tidied up again, I let off you today.” “去打盆洗脚水去,然后把起居厅打扫了、碗刷了,再把你屋子里面那些乱七八糟的玩意都收拾收拾,我今天就放过你。” Helen went, Louis flips the supercilious look. 海伦屁颠屁颠的去了,路易翻了翻白眼。 Did this submit? 这就屈服了? Your many resistance resistances, struggle. 你多少反抗反抗,斗争斗争啊。 Didn't this have the sense of achievement? 这也太没有成就感了? Big that interest. 还是大的那个有意思。 Looking at Ossykris to the present also thinks that two spells are under her own, probably is also very proud for her two spells. 瞧起来奥西克丽丝到现在还以为那两个魔咒是她自己下的,好像还为她的那两个魔咒感到挺骄傲的。 Saw that Louis washed the foot, Helen finally was the sunlight bright, but also was happy washes in the room to take the grey towel that Louis bought newly for him. 看到路易自己洗了脚,海伦终于是阳光灿烂了起来,还开心得替他去洗漱室里取了那个路易新买的灰毛巾。 Phantom Shift that Louis, when you learn. How with that fiercely?” Helen asked curiously. 路易,你什么时候学会的幻影移形啊。怎么用得那么厉害?”海伦好奇的问了起来。 Because of my another teacher, is fiercer than your teacher.” Louis referred to the top of the head. “因为我的另一个老师,比你的老师厉害。”路易指了指头顶。 Helen opened the mouth: Louis you were too bad! You are intentionally! You want to make the elder sister give you intentionally to wash foot to wash the sock!” 海伦张大了嘴巴:“路易你太坏了!你是故意的!你故意想让姐姐给你洗脚洗袜子!” What bookworm! He simply bad leaked! 什么书呆子!他简直坏的冒水儿了! What's wrong, seems like you to want probably for the appearance that your older sister washes?” Louis surprise looked to Helen: It seems like your sisters' relations are good.” “怎么,看起来你好像很想替你姐姐洗的样子?”路易诧异的看向了海伦:“看来你们姐妹的关系还不错。” Helen and elder sister's relations are indeed good.” Helen is hammering the leg to Louis, while nods, very earnest and sly saying: But I thought that the elder sister likes giving you to wash.” 海伦和姐姐的关系的确挺好的。”海伦一边给路易锤着腿,一边点了点头,十分认真且狡猾的说道:“但我觉得姐姐喜欢给你洗。” Louis was shocked. 路易惊呆了。 Really is the plastic two beautiful sisters! 果然是塑料姐妹花! This not loyal young 25 young! 这个毫无忠诚可言的小二五仔! Do not forget to remind the elder sister every day.” Louis patted the head of Helen: Is right?” “那你可别忘每天提醒姐姐哦。”路易拍了拍海伦的脑袋:“对不对?” If this small girl does not provoke anger, that doesn't have the meaning? On does that also corner/horn fight the class, to come one to betting the agreement again? How did Ossykris also call the master in later? 这小丫头如果不去拱火,那多没意思?那还怎么上角斗课、怎么再来一场对赌协议?奥西克丽丝在以后还怎么叫自己老爷? This did not call the master, when the time comes waited to begin school, attending class time didn't have the meaning? 这不叫自己老爷,到时候等开学了,上课的时候得多没意思? Ossykris did not say, even Mage has inspected, her class, Louis still listened- a title of best Louis rating instructor even professor, then listened to her class again. 奥西克丽丝不是说了么,就算巫师考核过了,她的课,路易也得去听-最好路易再评级一个讲师甚至教授的职称,然后来听她的课。 This has the face! 这样多有面子啊! Raises and reminds the elder sister?” Helen is dumbfounded. “提、提醒姐姐?”海伦目瞪口呆。 Louis simply was too intelligent! 路易简直是太聪明了! Quite happy. 好开心。 These two spells, are the caring, is uncomfortable. 这两个魔咒,越是惦记,越是难受。 When the time comes the elder sister had affirmed two days came back, Helen did not need to wash the sock. 到时候姐姐肯定过两天就回来了,海伦就不用洗袜子了。 Should better tidy up Louis this big bastard while convenient! 最好顺便收拾收拾路易这个大坏蛋! Hits to wash him! 打洗他! Louis of my meeting!” The Helen earnest point begins. At this moment, she felt a sense of mission. “我会的路易!”海伦认真的点起了头。这一刻,她感到了一种使命感。 Has turned the head Helen then hehehe smiled badly. 转过头海伦便嘿嘿嘿的坏笑了起来。 This is Louis brings upon oneself, is not agitates on own initiative. 这可是路易自找的,不是自己主动煽风点火。 Last night matter, the elder sister affirmed that is clenching jaws to take to heart, is just thinking how to tidy up Louis. 昨晚的事儿,姐姐肯定正咬牙切齿耿耿于怀呢,正想着怎么收拾路易 Helen decides to poke again, told the elder sister the matter, making her know Louis badly. 海伦决定再添把火,把事儿都告诉姐姐,让她知道知道路易有多坏。 Then told the elder sister, wet nurse Stia is really teaching Louis secretly, when the time comes made the elder sister prepare well, tidied up Louis well, then on a repugnant agreement, a game will draw level! 然后再告诉姐姐,斯蒂亚嬷嬷真的在偷偷教路易,到时候让姐姐好好准备准备,好好收拾收拾路易,然后将上一个讨厌的协议,一局扳平! This meeting, must make Louis put on the maid to install cleans up in the dormitory! Also must study the small kitty to call! 这一会,要让路易穿着女仆装在宿舍里面打扫卫生!还要学小猫咪叫! Otherwise the difficult solution heart only to hate! 不然难解心头只恨! The big writer Helen decision prepares provoking anger lines anything. 大作家海伦决定准备点拱火的台词啥的。 That night, returned to the bed to finish the lines, started to lie in Helen that in the bedding titter, finally is digging the mouth, squatted in the washing room, washed the smelly sock to Louis. 当天晚上,原本回到床上写完台词,开始趴在被窝里偷笑的海伦,最终还是撅着嘴巴,蹲在洗漱室,给路易洗起了臭袜子。 Her conscience found actually not, is not Louis compels. 倒不是她良心发现,也不是路易逼的。 She does not wash upsetly. 她不洗闹心。 hard Kui Louis washes foot today, otherwise she must keep thinking-, but it is estimated that this lives, Louis must leave the elder sister. 辛亏路易今天洗脚了,不然她还得惦记-但估计这活,路易是要留给姐姐了。 That nest the elder sister who checks the material in the library, keeps thinking about this matter. But she now certainly is also more upset than Helen. 想必,那位窝在图书馆查资料的姐姐,也惦记这个事儿呢。而想必她现在也一定比海伦更闹心。 She tried many methods, but own spell is so how fierce! 她尝试了好多种方法了,可自己的魔咒咋这么厉害呢! A little small proud. 有点小自豪。 Small proud. 小骄傲。 Quite happy. 好开心。 And upset. 且闹心。 A little affects only, probably is Obliviate, but actually does not get quick results, a little not goings to the roots of the problem. 唯一有点作用的,好像就是一忘皆空,但却不是立竿见影,有点治标不治本。 Does not know that she can insist for several days, after all Helen that dies his bastard, will go to the library to remind elder sister's the matter of washing sock washing the feet daily, therefore this Obliviate, is useless. 不知道她能坚持几天,毕竟海伦那个死丫崽子,会天天去图书馆提醒姐姐的洗袜子洗脚的事儿的,所以这个一忘皆空,也是没有用的。 At this time, Helen has washed the sock, she went into the daily life hall to be praised. The result saw that Louis is putting on shoes in the entrance, might go out. 此时,海伦已经把袜子洗完了,她跑到了起居厅想要被表扬一下。结果看到路易正在门口穿鞋,好像是又要出去。 Helen is a little angry. 海伦有点生气。 Own today displayed such well, washed the sock to him on own initiative, Louis had not seen unexpectedly! 自己今天都表现得这么好了,主动给他洗了袜子,路易竟然没看见! That smelly fellow, unexpectedly natural walked to fool around from the main entrance- definitely and went to the red fox hut! His red attractive magic wand, buys certainly in that! 那个臭家伙,竟然大大方方的从正门走出去鬼混了-肯定又是去了红狐小屋!他那根红色的漂亮魔杖,一定就是在那买的! For these days elder sister was not definitely, this smelly fellow, will definitely go out to fool around daily! 这几天姐姐肯定不在,这个臭家伙,肯定会天天出去鬼混! Snort! You just wait, I inform certainly to tidy up you to the elder sister!” “哼!你等着吧,我一定向姐姐告密收拾你!” Obviously, Helen knows that school not this place place, and is very familiar. After all her good sisters, are there shopkeeper Miss Lilith. 显然,海伦知道那‘学院没有这种地方’的地方,而且还挺熟悉。毕竟她的好姐妹,就是那里的店长莉莉丝小姐。 fox could be a big influence in Black Corner Lane, has this group of little sisters, Helen usually in that Black Corner Lane, naturally walked sideways. 福克斯们在黑角巷算得上是一个大势力了,有着这群小姐妹在,海伦平时在那黑角巷,自然是横着走了。 However Miss Lilith was told Helen not to come Black Corner Lane recently, because of recently extraordinary murderers, crazy committing a crime in all directions. Even that fearful voodoo help/gang, must dismiss. 不过莉莉丝小姐最近却是告诉海伦别来黑角巷,因为最近有一个了不得的凶犯,疯狂的四处作案。连那可怕的巫毒帮,都要解散了。 Therefore before many, person who walks sideways, now starts to lie down. 所以许多以前横着走的人,现在都开始躺着走了。 Louis that the setters, then cannot idle. 始作俑者,便是闲不住的路易了。 This days, Ossykris altogether attended class for 10 days, the time that Louis will make up for a missed lesson, treated as the relaxation time, other time he did not have little busily, was mainly the research four-dimensional turn over, as well as practiced in Black Corner Lane. 这段日子,奥西克丽丝一共上课上了十天,路易将补课的时间,当做了休息时间,其它的时间他没少忙,主要是研究四维翻转,以及在黑角巷实践。 This Magic has arrived at 7 steps the levels, but Louis is actually felt that lacked a thing. But since these two weeks, Louis a lot through magic mirror explanation doubts, practices in Black Corner Lane a lot. 这个魔法已经到达七阶的层次了,但路易却是感觉缺少了一点东西。而这两周以来,路易没少通过魔镜解答疑惑,也没少在黑角巷进行实践。 That strange Phantom Shift, then in four-dimensional turn over the latest achievement of under function-, when two Magic display simultaneously. 那个诡异的幻影移形,便是在四维翻转的作用之下的最新的成果了-当两个魔法同时施展时。 But he felt, the matter that he can handle are more. 但他觉得,他能做的事情更多。 Today he has some new ideas, impatient wanted to try. 今天他已经有了一些新想法,迫不及待的想要去试一试了。 Finally in this Black Corner Lane, Louis that strolls everywhere randomly, discovered suddenly, the space has is backing off big hat- seems like should be an interesting labyrinth. 结果在这黑角巷中,随处乱逛的路易,恍然发现,天上有一个倒扣着的大帽子-看起来应该是一个有趣的迷宫。 Such conspicuous the thing, naturally must look. 这么‘显眼’的玩意,自然要去看一看。 Finally, in this labyrinth, he bumped into six people. A wok with cooking oil. 结果,在这迷宫中,他碰到了六个人。还有一个油锅。 Louis thinks, these five venerables and that big fat girl who put on the big spreading out type sorceress skirt robe and red string, explode the cruller Louis here was very happy. Thinks that bumped into the hometown cuisine. 原本路易以为,这五位老先生和那位穿着大开叉式女巫裙袍与红丝的大胖丫头,是在这里炸油条的-路易还挺高兴。以为碰到了家乡菜了。 But that red silk stockings greatly fat girl, looks is a chef. 而那个红丝袜大胖丫头,一看就是个厨子。 Finally what did they say? 结果他们说什么? Said own fell into a trap? Enters labyrinth that they arranged in secret. 说自己中计了?进入了他们暗中布置的迷宫。 Is the arrangement... so in secret conspicuous? 暗中布置...那么显眼? Then, several Mage then very gentlemen lifted hand to delimit in the top of the head, caresses the chest to make an aristocrat ritual. Afterward, in this grave atmosphere, that greatly fat girl, goes forward one step, opened the mouth seriously. 说完,几位巫师便十分绅士的抬起了一只手手在头顶划了划,抚胸做了一个贵族礼。随后,在这庄重的气氛之下,那名大胖丫头,上前一步,郑重的张开了口来。 What did she say? 她说什么? She said that she will have refined immortal voodoo doll, any injury that therefore she receives, is equal to the injury on others' body. Therefore she is invincible. But this Magic, then specifically aims in Faceless One- other Magic, are unable to hit Faceless One. 她说她已经将自己炼制成了不朽的巫毒娃娃,所以她所受到的任何伤害,都等同于伤害在别人的身上。因此她已经无敌了。而这个魔法,便是专门针对于无面者的-其它的魔法,都无法击中无面者 It seems like the small sun-dried shelled shrimp that voodoo helps. 看来是巫毒帮的小虾米们。 doll?” Louis flexure face: „Is that so fat? Can this business be good?” 娃娃?”路易挠了挠脸:“那怎么这么胖?这业务能好嘛?” After several Mage hear, the complexion is somewhat ugly, the greatly fat girl coldly smiled. 几位巫师听到之后,脸色有些难看,大胖丫头冷冷的笑了起来。 Ahem, the obstinate argumentative fellow, you know immediately- your Magic we have studied thoroughly the side, this time, you are unable to defend.” “哼哼哼,嘴硬的家伙,你马上就会知道了-你的魔法我们已经研究透侧了,这一次,你无法防御了。” Saying, this greatly fat girl, put in the hand nearby wok with cooking oil. Then washes the face. 说着,这位大胖丫头,就把手伸进了旁边的油锅里。然后洗了个脸。 How feels? Very comfortable?” The greatly fat his son smiled fiercely. “感觉怎么样?是不是很舒服?”大胖丫儿狰狞的笑了起来。 Several other Mage also coldly smiled. And old Mage, on the face also a self-satisfaction, as if this voodoo doll, is his masterpiece. 另外几名巫师也冷冷的笑了起来。其中一位年长的巫师,脸上还一阵得意,似乎这个巫毒娃娃,是他的杰作。 Louis flexure arm, flexure face. 路易挠了挠胳膊,挠了挠脸。 Is a little that hot comfortable feeling of hot spring...” “是有点温泉的那种烫烫的舒服感觉...” Comfortable? Ahem, you knew immediately!( „ Leaves!! ~) ” is saying, the fat girl jumped in the wok with cooking oil, painful yelled. “舒服?哼哼,你马上就知道了!(“别!!~”)”说着,胖丫头跳进了油锅,痛苦的大叫了起来。 Looks that struggled the big bread twist in the wok with cooking oil, closed the eye that Louis did not endure. This oil temperature regarding normal Mage, is very indeed fatal. But he does not fear the fox-fire now, this lubricates and calculates anything. 看着那个在油锅中挣扎得大麻花,路易不忍的闭上了眼睛。这点油温对于正常的巫师来说,的确很致命。但他现在连狐火都不怕,这点油又算的了啥。 What is most essential, Stewart now in his shadow, therefore on him has magic mirror effect, therefore that person, no matter refined itself anything, will feel the true pain. 最关键的是,斯图尔特现在在他的影子里,所以他身上有‘魔镜’的效果,因此那个人不管是把自己炼制成了什么东西,都会感到真正的痛苦。 But this autonomy -type Magic, naturally was the double pain. 而这种自残式的魔法,自然是双倍痛苦了。 Sees that several perplexed Mage, but also grins fiendishly there, Louis rubbed the face ruthlessly. 看到那几个不明所以的巫师,还在那里狞笑,路易狠狠地揉了揉脸。 Ok, the time is precious, starts a bit faster.” “算了,时间宝贵,快点开始吧。” Saying, Louis one step, is shrinking to become Cun such forward probably, one step stepped wok with cooking oil that fished the big fat girl who that wok with cooking oil called out pitifully, but also is going against bombing of these Mage Magic, knocked with the magic wand conveniently fainted being in the way Mage. 说着,路易向前一步,像是缩地成寸那样,一步迈到了油锅那,一把将那油锅里惨叫的大胖丫头捞了出来,还顶着那些巫师的轰炸过来的魔法,顺手用魔杖敲晕了一个碍事儿的巫师 Then, sees only in that Louis magic robe, there is an innumerable blacksnake, probably the colony same emerged. The wind and cloud writings, the demon snake blots out the sky at once. 然后,只见那路易魔袍之中,有数不清的黑蛇,像是蜂群一样涌现了出来。一时之间风云大作,魔蛇铺天盖地。 Looks at that to fly day tens of thousands of things, several Mage, opened the mouth. 看着那飞上了天的成千上万的东西,几名巫师,张大了嘴巴。 Old Mage shouts suddenly greatly: 一名年长的巫师突然大喊道: Silly child, run!” “傻孩子,快跑啊!” ... ... What Louis does not know, what matter his today's actions will trigger!】 路易不知道的是,他今天的所作所为会引发什么样的事情!】 In this world, is truly has fierce, can make other Mage same shouted silly child runs Mage...】 【在这个世界,是有着许多真正的厉害的,能让其它巫师同样的大喊出一句“傻孩子快跑”的巫师的...】 For example that never thinks oneself meet Magic magician...】 【比如那名从来不认为自己会魔法的‘魔术师’...】 Looked like his lunar shadow circus troupe to in Black Corner Lane perform!】 【看来他的‘月影马戏团’要在黑角巷表演了!】
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