YMPDDT :: Volume #2

#126: The Yordle person bumps the porcelain plan


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In noise, some engineers the following front door opening, can see here indeed is a coast, some distant also many wooden boat targets- is the giant large ships, probably several gradually eliminated invincible battleships. 在吵闹之中,一些工程师已经将后面的大门给开启了,能看到这里的确是一处海岸,远方还有许多木船靶子-都是巨大的楼船,好像是几艘渐渐被淘汰的无敌战舰。 The sea breeze blew crazily fiercely, on Rand's Son big theater curtain crash-bang making noise. Many engineers on each control bench, operated these giant mechanical arms, the mechanical arm put out a hand, got down Rand's Son act drop Debra. 海风狂猛的吹了进来,兰特之子身上的大幕布哗啦啦的作响。众多工程师们在各个控制台上,操作起了那些巨大的机械手臂,机械手臂伸出手来,将兰特之子身上的大幕布拉下来了。 When this big fellow appeared when Louis at present, he was shocked. 当这个大家伙出现在了路易的眼前时,他惊呆了。 Isn't this that at that exposition sees punk Gundam? Is bigger than the model. 这不就是那个展览会上见到的那个‘朋克高达’嘛?比模型大一些。 In the Rand's Son opposite, seems to be also drawing a portrait of enemy- is a double headed super big fatty of Q version, is long specially ugly. 兰特之子的对面,似乎还画着一张敌人的画像-是一个Q版的双头超级大胖子,长得特别丑。 On a that big fatty head, is setting upright a vulnerable point, on a head, is a greatly alone corner/horn. 那大胖子一个脑袋上,竖着一个小辫子,一个脑袋上,是一个大独角。 Stands results in building of 67 story-high in that! The build results in big block, the tonnage feared two times of dragon must exceed the same volume! 站在那跟一个六七层高的大楼似得!体型跟一个大方块似得,吨位怕是要超过同体积的龙的两倍了! No wonder this thing called slaughter dragon, if after various buff added that it sent whirlwind, but also disagreement/not with green giant did result in? 怪不得这玩意叫屠龙者,要是各种buff加起来之后,它发一下飚,还不和绿巨人似得啊? A club turns, can definitely the dragon knocking ignorant/veiled! 一棒子轮下来,肯定能把龙给敲蒙了! Strength broken ten thousand Qiao! 一力破万巧啊! But Louis felt that this thing probably a little not like the Golon appearance, it should be has the bloodlines of bloodlines and Great Dragon of Golon. 路易感觉这玩意好像有点不像戈隆的样子,它应该是有着戈隆的血脉和巨龙的血脉。 This thing cannot be hybridizes?! 这东西不会是杂交出来的吧?! This should be that slaughter dragonGundam ’.】 【这应该是那个‘屠龙者‘高达’’了。】 Therefore , this is genuine and fake Gundam the war.】 【所以说,这将是一场真假‘高达’之战。】 I! Do not insult my Gundam! They are not Gundam! Gundam has such ugly?!?! Gundam is hybridizes??! ” ‘我呸!不要侮辱我的高达!它们都不是高达高达有这么丑的嘛?!啊?!高达是杂交出来的嘛?啊?!” Looks that just like the building big colossus, Lilith and Ying Ling eyes emitted the small star: Is good to lead! Good to stimulate!” 看着那个犹如楼宇高大的庞然大物,莉莉丝樱铃双眼冒出了小星星:“好帅啊!好刺激!” Leads!” Louis showing the whites of the eyes of ruthlessly. “帅个屁!”路易狠狠的翻了个白眼。 At this time, many engineers debugged had climbed up Gundam, debugged Rand's Son, but several ace driver cast a sidelong glance Louis, first came up to assist to debug. 此时,众多工程师调试已经爬上了‘高达’,调试起了兰特之子,而几名王牌驾驶员瞟了一眼路易,就先上去协助调试了。 Rand patted the forehead suddenly, hurried to give Louis a bosom memory crystal. 兰特猛然拍了拍脑门,赶紧将怀里的一份记忆水晶给了路易 Louis absorbed to read to the crystal, discovered that these memories had various materials about Rand's Son. And made it after initially various test. Is the factory top-secret file. 路易对水晶摄念了一下,发现这些记忆都是有关于兰特之子的各种资料。以及当初制造它后的各种测试情况。属于厂家绝密档案。 He discovered with amazement, has some designs about this Rand's Son, unexpectedly with Harold's some Golem similarities. 他惊讶的发现,有关于这个兰特之子的一些设计,竟然与哈罗德的魔偶有些相似之处。 Louis is digesting these memories here, but big Yordle Engineer Mr. Rand, excited is drawing the Louis lecture own masterpiece. And was shouting lets the pilots and engineers demonstrates. 路易在这边消化着这些记忆,而大约德尔工程师兰特先生,也兴奋的拉着路易讲起了自己的杰作。并大喊着让驾驶员和工程师们演示一下。 I too anticipated, honored Your Highness Louis. Rand's Son to cope with dropping angel super weapon of manufacture. It is special, needs with it produces the resonance to be able perfect it to operate.” “我实在是太期待了,尊贵的路易殿下。兰特之子是为了对付‘堕天使’而制造的超级武器。它非常特殊,需要与它产生共鸣才能完美的将它操作起来。” Rand is yelling excitedly: To choose most appropriate ace driver, we also established great project especially- ‚the Yordle person makes up plan.” 兰特兴奋的大叫着:“为了挑选出最合适的王牌驾驶员,我们还特地建立了伟大的项目-‘约德尔人补完计划’。” Do not insult my EVA!’ ‘不要侮辱我的EVA啊!’ We had investigated and studied previously repeatedly your personal history. You are the most suitable pilot!” The surrounding several engineers, the eyes also shone. “我们此前反复调研过您的履历了。您就是最适合的驾驶员!”周围的几位工程师,双眼也都亮了起来。 Archie of nearby sorption cigar, cannot bear happily smiled- this personal history was I takes Louis in the Holy Oak Tree Academy file, according to the content demon of complementary plan changed, was inappropriate has ghost! 一旁吸着雪茄的阿奇,忍不住得意的笑起来了-这履历是我拿着路易圣橡树学院的档案,按照补全计划的内容魔改的,不合适有鬼了! At this time, in that giant array crystal of Rand's Son chest front, suddenly presented one Magic. Afterward in Magic light beam Magic projects, Yordle ace driver stretches out the arms, is shutting the eyes, was inhaled in the crystal by that light beam, is gradually fit with Rand's Son. 这个时候,兰特之子胸前的那个巨大的阵列水晶上,突然出现了一个魔法阵。随后魔法的光束魔法阵上射出,一名约德尔王牌驾驶员张开双臂,闭着双眼,被那光束吸入了水晶之中,渐渐与兰特之子合体。 In that crystal rose a thing of doubtful game handle. 紧接着,那水晶里面就升起来了一个疑似游戏手柄的玩意。 Yordle ace driver gripped the game handle seriously, raised up a OK hand signal to the following crowd. 约德尔王牌驾驶员郑重的握住了游戏手柄,对下面的人群竖起了一个OK的手势。 Louis was shocked. 路易惊呆了。 Did you tell me this complement the plan? 你告诉我这就是补全计划? Complementary plan with game handle?! 补全计划就是用游戏手柄?! You make up is anything! 你们补的到底是啥啊! Is good to lead!” Lilith and Ying Ling eyes brave the small star. “好帅啊!”莉莉丝樱铃双眼冒小星星。 Leads!” “帅个屁!” Has not waited for Louis to complain, the following many engineers have waved the flag. Yordle ace driver received the signal, is extending a small neck, looks at outside the cockpit scene, tick-tock pressed the game handle. 还未等路易吐槽,下面的众多工程师们已经挥舞起了旗帜。约德尔王牌驾驶员收到了信号,伸着个小脖子,看着驾驶舱外面的景象,滴滴答答的按起了游戏手柄。 This different super EVA, started finally. 这个异界超级EVA,终于开动了起来。 Sees only one chaotic sound, after Rand's Son, in Yantong as well as in whole body that slit conduct the back, braved steam piece by piece. 只见一阵嘁哩喀喳的乱响,兰特之子后背上的烟筒里以及全身上下的缝隙之中,冒出来了一片片的蒸汽。 Louis blinks ruthlessly- therefore , is this crystal array, used for the boiling water? 路易狠狠地眨了眨眼睛-所以说,这个水晶阵列,是用来烧开水的? However, no matter any power, these six building high big thing, once moves, with a motion building that braves the white smoke, but also really very has the imposing manner. 不过,不管是啥动力,这六层楼高的大玩意,一旦动起来,跟一座冒着白烟的移动大楼一样,还真是挺有气势的。 Louis anticipated, quick, the pilot adjusted this huge Gundam, at once, this just like building same machine armor, then probably an old man who had the infantile paralysis resembled to result, is stepping crutches, walked. 路易期待了起来,很快,驾驶员调整好了这个巨大的高达,旋即,这个犹如大楼一样的机甲,便像是一个得了小儿麻痹症的老头儿似得,迈着双拐,走了一圈。 Is perfect!” The engineers yelled excitedly. “非常完美!”工程师们兴奋的大叫了起来。 ace driver put down the game handle, wiped head perspiration, raised up a OK hand signal. 王牌驾驶员放下了游戏手柄,擦了擦头上的汗,竖起了一个OK的手势。 The Louis eyeball almost stares to fall. 路易眼珠子差点瞪掉了下来。 Did this end? 这就完了? What your complement is what?! 你们这到底补全的是个啥?! old man?! 老头啊?! Complements an old man to come out?! 补全一个老头出来?! Can this thing go on stage? 这玩意能上场嘛? This goes to the duel? This is bumps porcelain! 这是去决斗嘛?这是去碰瓷儿吧! Then is scared that Golon?! 然后把那头戈隆吓傻?! Walks two steps, I feared that it throws down on the ground, does not get up! 多走两步,我都怕它摔倒在地上,不起来了好吗! Also, what did I just see? That pilot is using that fire god artillery, when walking stick?! 还有,我刚刚看到了什么?那个驾驶员是在用那个火神炮当拐棍了吧?! With that when walking stick?! 是用那个当拐棍了吧?! ?! 啊?! After walking two, that big fellow gradually from the infantile paralysis, turns into the old man crutches type to walk. This makes the engineers very excited. 走了两圈之后,那个大家伙渐渐从小儿麻痹症,变成老头双拐式走路。这让工程师们非常兴奋。 Louis rubbed the face. 路易揉了揉脸。 Thinks toward the advantage, no matter what's wrong, this also calculates that can walk ? 往好处想想,不管咋样,这也算能走了,是不是? Seemed like conducts the test of next stage, saw only the young Yordle pilot to press the handle crazily, later Rand's Son dug the buttocks, the gun tube that will conduct the back extended. 似乎是进行起了下一阶段的测试,只见小约德尔驾驶员又狂按起了手柄,随后兰特之子撅起了屁股,将背上的炮管都伸出来了。 These gun tubes at sixes and sevens, looks like the steel bar in ruins, looked Louis corner of the eye jumps madly, he cannot bear ask Archie: You did not fear competition time, does the fire shoot the stand to come up?” 那些炮管乱七八糟的,就像是废墟中的钢筋,看的路易眼角一阵乱跳,他忍不住问了问阿奇:“你们就不怕比赛的时候,炮火射到看台上去嘛?” Relax Louis.” The Archie sorption cigar, inundates long saying: Will not project on the stand to come up. My Great Dragon abattoir, has labyrinth magic formation. Before the imperial knight group, has used large number of artilleries and artillery, has made the test in my abattoir. The shell does not have the issue-, let alone shell, even if first 33 building high Great Dragon, so long as flew, cannot fly. You can give full play.” “放心吧路易。”阿奇吸着雪茄,漫悠悠的说道:“不会打到看台上去的。我的巨龙角斗场,是有迷宫魔阵的。之前皇家骑士团,已经用大量的火炮和榴弹炮,在我的角斗场做过测试了。炮弹是没问题的-别说炮弹,就算是一头十二三层楼高的巨龙,只要飞进去了,也飞不出去。你可以大展身手。” But... Mr. Rand.” Louis looked to the big engineer: This time... coughs, I meant, now has invented the shell? Why with this type of restoring the old artillery and iron ball? At least installs an artillery or the rifle gun?” “但是...兰特先生。”路易看向了大工程师:“这个时代...咳,我是说,现在已经发明炮弹了吧?为什么用这种复古的火炮和铁弹?至少装一个榴弹炮或者线膛炮吧?” Structural problem, structural problem.” Rand sighs saying: But, these artilleries use now are not the gunpowder, but is the lightning promotes.” “结构问题,结构问题。”兰特叹了一口气说道:“不过,这些火炮现在用得不是火药,而是闪电来推动的。” Lightning?” “闪电?” Saying, big engineer Rand waves, the ground crew swayed the flag. 说着,大工程师兰特挥了挥手,地勤人员摇晃起了旗帜。 ace driver received the order, set upright a OK hand signal, is extending the small brains, pressed the game handle. 王牌驾驶员收到了命令,竖了一个OK的手势,伸着小脑袋瓜,又嘁哩喀喳的按起了游戏手柄。 The Rand's Son back cannon transformed the position, aimed at the ship target in distant sea level. 紧接着,兰特之子背后的大炮变换了位置,对准了远方海面上的船靶子。 At once, lets Louis dumbfounded one presented- on gun tube that several cannon, unexpectedly twinkle electric arc! 旋即,让路易目瞪口呆的一幕出现了-那几个大炮的炮管上,竟然噼里啪啦的闪烁出来了电弧! During several breath, numerous gun tubes, then in the ship target toward that distant place sea level, rumble shot more than ten rounds of iron balls. 几个呼吸之间,众多炮管,便朝着那远处海面上的船靶子,轰隆隆的射出去了十几发铁弹。 Lying trough! Electromagnetic gun! This east heads west! No wonder does not use the rifle gun and shell but uses the artillery and iron ball! Was good depending on this enough!” Louis puts out a hand, wants for oneself just complaining, but ruthlessly fan several palms of the hand. “卧槽!电磁炮!这东西行啊!怪不得不用线膛炮和炮弹而是用火炮和铁弹!光凭这个就够牛了啊!”路易伸出了手,想要为自己刚刚的吐槽而狠狠地扇自己几巴掌。 These Engineer Yordle simply are the talents! 这些约德尔工程师们简直是天才! The Sorrendo empire currently has the steam power iron armor battleship and steam airship, these ship targets are the giant large ship battleships that eliminate obsoletely. Although said that their Class A and both sides do not have the steel armor, but is not dozens artillery can bomb and sink. 索伦多帝国现在已经有蒸汽动力的铁甲战舰与蒸汽飞艇了,那些船靶都是老旧淘汰的巨大楼船战舰。虽然说它们的甲班和两侧没有钢铁装甲,但可不是几十炮就能轰沉的。 But if this fire, that also really said no that on- this was too a little terrifying! 但如果是这种炮火的话,那还真说不上-这有点太恐怖了吧! If this artillery shoots on Great Dragon, rolling the eyes that Great Dragon cannot be done?! 这一炮要是射在巨龙身上,巨龙还不得被干的翻白眼?! However, the shell that the electromagnetic gun fires, should not carry the terrifying kinetic energy, therefore however is much quicker? 但是,电磁炮发射出去的炮弹,不是应该携带着恐怖的动能,因此而快得离奇嘛? But why, can these gun tubes also shoot upwards? Moreover can the shell have the parabola? 可为什么,那些炮管还要进行仰射?而且炮弹会有抛物线? Sees only that more than ten rounds of shells slowly has drawn several parabolas, then fell on the ship- hit a round. 只见那十几发炮弹慢慢悠悠的划过了几个抛物线,然后落在了船上-命中了一发。 It seems like, not only shoots upwards . Moreover the machine looks. But the might probably and lubricated chamber cannon is similar. 看起来,不光是仰射的,而且还是机瞄的。而威力好像和滑膛炮差不多。 Louis blinking of ruthlessly. 路易狠狠的眨了眨眼睛。 Also is more than ten rounds of shells projects, these hit time 56 rounds- it seems like indeed is the machine looks. 又是十几发炮弹射出,这一次命中了五六发-看来的确是机瞄的。 Hit ship target, flew small sawdust- really lubricated chamber cannon! 被命中的船靶,飞出来了一点小木屑-果然还是滑膛炮! Engineer Yordle intermittent exciting shouting. 约德尔工程师们一阵阵兴奋的呼喊。 Ying Ling and Ying Ling liangs eye emitted the small star: Was cool!” 樱铃眼冒出了小星星:“酷毙了!” Cool wool!!” The face of Louis was about to twist, he has been unable to continue watching thoroughly. “酷个毛啊!!”路易的脸都快扭曲了,他已经彻底看不下去了。 By you show the unique skill the time, my ace driver!” Archie jumped suddenly, a face stretched out two hand fingers earnestly, provoked flexibly. “到你展现绝技的时候了,我的王牌驾驶员!”阿奇突然跳了过来,一脸认真的伸出了两根手指头,灵活的拨弄了起来。 Many engineers, see this secretly, stern-faced looked to Louis, putting out a hand finger. 众多工程师们,看到这一幕后,也一脸凝重的看向了路易,伸出了手指头。 Louis: „???” 路易:“???” .... .... Asked the recommendation ticket 求点推荐票
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