YID :: Volume #9

#808: It is not the sentiment changes

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The rental car of An Chengdu city is not good to block, even if in the evening is also so. 安蓉市的出租车并不好拦,哪怕是在晚上也是如此。 If in usually, Qin Lang did not mind that acted swiftly to get there first, but the key he just received the Tao Ruoxiang call, probably this Teacher Beauty is drinking the alcohol to drown one's sorrows, should just when her psychological fragility time, to Qin Lang that is the golden opportunity, how he can miss the good opportunity in vain. 如果是在平时的话,秦朗并不介意被人捷足先登,但关键他刚接到陶若香的电话,好像这位美女老师正在喝闷酒,应该正值她心理脆弱的时候,对秦朗那就是绝佳的机会,他怎么能白白错失良机呢。 May unfortunately, the Qin Lang truncation get down the rental car, holds good Cellphone to prepare to board, unexpectedly was given to snatch, this is how good. Therefore, in instant, Qin Lang that the opposite party closes put out a hand to pull out the vehicle door, said to car(riage) inside person: „Troubles you to let, this is the car(riage) that I block.” 可不巧,秦朗截下了出租车,揣好手机正准备上车,居然被人给抢了,这怎么行呢。所以,就在对方关门的刹那,秦朗一伸手就拉出了车门,向车里面的人说道:“麻烦你们让一下,这是我拦的车。” „But we board compared with you first! Therefore, strange blames yourself to act slowly, the hands and feet is remnant!” Inside has resounded a rampant sound, „driver drives!” “但是我们比你先上车！所以,怪就怪你自己动作慢,手脚残!”里面响起了一个嚣张的声音,“司机开车！” „youngster, ok, you and others next.” The rental car Master is a middle-aged person, he sees the two male females on vehicle both are hoodlum, but Qin Lang should be a student, meets the tough head-on with toughness with these hoodlum, that will definitely suffer a loss. “小伙子,算了吧,你等下一辆吧。”出租车师傅是个中年人,他看到车上的两男一女都是混子,而秦朗应该是一个学生,跟这些混子硬碰硬,那肯定会吃亏的。 „Hears not to have! Lets loose your hand, otherwise it was really remnant!” Rental car inside woman also refuses to admit being inferior, shouted to Qin Lang extremely rampantly. “听见没有！放开你的手,要不然它就真的残了！”出租车里面的女人也不甘示弱,极度嚣张地向秦朗喝道。 „It seems like this year did not have the means to speak the truth.” Qin Lang talk to oneself said, then puts out a hand directly, twists the chicken same to twist hoodlum men and women who the back row sits, then has thrown into by the trash can of roadside. “看来这年头真的没办法讲道理了。”秦朗自言自语地说道,然后直接伸手进去,将后排坐着的一对混子男女拧小鸡一样拧了出来,然后抛到了路边的垃圾桶旁边。 That hoodlum that in the copilot station sits sees Qin Lang is Unsophisticated Person, without delay, got out on own initiative. 副驾驶位置上坐着的那混子见秦朗是一个浑人,二话不说,主动下车了。 The drivers press down the taximeter, starts vehicle, asked to Qin Lang: „Does Expert, where go to?” 司机按下计价表,发动车子,向秦朗问道:“高手,去哪里？” „, I am not Expert go to a south night beer street.” Qin Lang said. “呵,我可不是什么高手去城南的夜啤酒一条街。”秦朗道。 „Good.” The rental car Master has complied with one, possibly his gossip spiritual has manifested suddenly, unexpectedly also asked that „Brother, actually your Cultivating Merit where practices?” “好的。”出租车师父应了一声,可能他的八卦精神发作了,居然又问了一句,“兄弟,你的功夫究竟在哪里练的啊？” „I have gotten up Mt Song, went to Wudang, finally graduates east new.” Qin Lang said with a smile. “我上过嵩山,去过武当,最后毕业在新东方。”秦朗笑道。 The taxi driver knows that Qin Lang is cracking a joke, hehe said with a smile: „youngster, I do not have other meaning, but saw that your Cultivating Merit is good, unexpectedly can a hand twist to lose the person far away, making me admire! However, said words that the sentence you do not like listening, although our China Cultivating Merit is very good. Compels, but is your meets the Cultivating Merit person, always likes covering-up, finally now Chinese Cultivating Merit declined in the world, even also the boxers by other country will sometimes be hit everywhere the lackey.” 出租车司机知道秦朗在开玩笑,呵呵笑道:“小伙子,我没别的意思,只是看到你功夫挺不错,居然可以一只手将人拧起来丢老远,让我佩服！不过,说句你不爱听的话啊,虽然我们中国功夫还是挺牛.逼的吧,但就是你们这些会功夫的人,总是喜欢藏着掖着,结果现在中国功夫在世界上已经没落了,甚至有时候还会被别国的拳手打得遍地爪牙。” „This is you understanding to Chinese Martial Arts?” “这个就是你对中国武术的理解？” Also has a while distance to reach the destination in any case, Qin Lang did not mind that chats with this Master, „, if your son's kindergarten or the elementary school hold the games, even if not limit the adult to participate, you are willing to go to race with one group of children, and won the competition?” 反正还有一会儿路程才会到达目的地,秦朗也不介意跟这位师傅聊聊,“假如你儿子的幼儿园或者小学举行运动会,就算是不限制成年人参加,你愿意去跟一群小孩子赛跑,并且赢得比赛么？” „That definitely cannot.” “那肯定不会啊。” „Martial Artist is also so.” Qin Lang said, „regarding true martial arts Grandmaster, performs to the person on the stage and fist stage, that is just like races with one group of children, even if has won also the nothing meaning. You think in the victory and loss on stage and fist stage, really representative a national Martial Arts height? You have not thought that now is controlling the fist stage victory and loss, radically is the Cultivating Merit height of both sides, but is behind the fist stage bankers and gambling establishments. Your national causes, are the factors that they use.” “习武者也是如此。”秦朗道,“对于真正的武学宗师来说,在舞台、拳台上给人表演,那就好比是跟一群小孩子赛跑,即便是赢了也没什么意思。况且,你认为在舞台、拳台上的输赢,就真的代表了一个国家武术的高低？难道你没想过,现在控制着拳台输赢的,根本就是双方的功夫高低,而是拳台背后的庄家和赌场。你们的爱国情感,都是他们利用的因素。” „Dammit! Listened to your such saying, but also was really this appearance! Like the present smelly soccer, we looked the person who ball shouted shouts oneself hoarse, the result above entire his mother was playing the false ball, to do gambling!” The driver uncle is filled with righteous indignation. “我草！听你这么一说,还真是这个样子啊！就跟现在的臭足球一样,我们看球的人喊得声嘶力竭,结果上面全他妈在踢假球、搞赌博！”司机大叔义愤填膺。 „Right. Therefore, Expert will not perform to show off before the person generally, likes showing off is not Expert.” Qin Lang said that „, but true Expert, will only fight for the genuine national honor, but to not give the profiteers of these control fist stages makes money.” “没错。所以,高手一般不会在人前表演卖弄,喜欢卖弄的也不是高手。”秦朗道,“而真正的高手,只会为了真正的民族荣誉而战,而不是为了给那些操控拳台的奸商赚钱。” „Well, could not see that you comprehend young unexpectedly such profoundly.” The driver uncle admires saying that „then, you were also true Expert?” “咦,看不出你年纪轻轻竟然领悟得这么深刻。”司机大叔佩服道,“这么说来,你也算是真正的高手了？” „Does not calculate.” “不算。” „Why?” “为什么？” „I, if true Expert, did not need to ride your rental car.” “我要是真正的高手,就不用坐你的出租车了。” „Haha! ~” “哈哈！~” „......” “……” Talked to the taxi driver really happy, Tao Ruoxiang that but Qin Lang saw time, this woman was actually the whole face cloud of gloom. However, the worst scene that Qin Lang meets has not appeared, therefore sees Tao Ruoxiang time, he has smiled unexpectedly mindless. 跟出租车司机相谈甚欢,不过秦朗看到的陶若香的时候,这女人却是满脸愁云。不过,秦朗所遇见的最坏场面没有出现,所以看到陶若香的时候,他居然没心没肺地笑了起来。 Tao Ruoxiang sees Qin Lang to sit by oneself laughs, the heart flame of anger gets up: „I said Qin Lang, you should change name.” 陶若香看见秦朗坐在自己旁边发笑,心头无名火起:“我说秦朗,你应该改个名字。” „What name?” “什么名字？” „You should call ‚Qin Beast’!” Tao Ruoxiang said, „you have not seen Aunt Tao now the cloud of gloom dreary appearance, you can also smile unexpectedly, own establishes above others' pain joyfully, your this is not the animal behavior.” “你应该叫‘秦兽’！”陶若香道,“你没看到陶姨现在愁云惨淡的样子么,你居然还能笑,将自己的快乐建立在别人的痛苦之上,你这不是禽兽行为么。” „...... Own establishes above others pain joyfully, this animal behavior I definitely do not do \; But if another animal behavior, I am willing to do actually.” “呃……把自己的快乐建立在别人痛苦之上,这种禽兽行为我肯定不做的\;但如果是另外一种禽兽行为的话,我倒是愿意做。” Qin Lang was saying, while immodestly to oneself but actually one glass of iced beers, „I, if must make the animal behavior, must do the matter of that joyful others also joyful animal.” 秦朗一边说着,一边不客气地给自己倒了一杯冰镇啤酒,“我如果要做禽兽行为的话,一定要做那种自己快乐别人也快乐的禽兽之事。” Tao Ruoxiang hesitant, in mouth has put out a character: „Shameless!” 陶若香犹豫了一下,口中吐出个字:“无耻！” „Aunt Tao, should not be angry. Actually reason that I a moment ago laughed, liked visiting you to worry not actually, but was the heart sighs darkly luckily, the scene that I was worried about by luck has not occurred.” Speech as if, Qin Lang lost bone to Fire-Spirit Snow Fox. Although Xu Yibei and Luo Bin they regard as the fine expensive pets this Fire-Spirit Snow Fox, but Qin Lang may, no matter that many, „spitz”, when the dog supported. “陶姨,你就别生气了。其实呢,我刚才之所以发笑,倒不是喜欢看你发愁,而是心头暗叹侥幸,侥幸我担心的场面并没发生。”说话的似乎,秦朗又将一根骨头丢给了火灵雪狐。虽然许忆北、洛滨她们将这火灵雪狐视为精贵的宠物,但是秦朗可不管那么多,一只“狐狸狗”而已,就当狗养活好了。 Tao Ruoxiang this little while has the concern, therefore does not have the leisurely mood to care that the Qin Lang pet, asked: „What scene are you lucky not to occur?” 陶若香这会儿有心事,所以没闲心关心秦朗的宠物,问道:“你侥幸什么场面没发生？” „Is you are dead drunk, the appearance of nonsense.” Qin Lang has drunk liquor, picks up one string of spareribs to open eats. “就是你酩酊大醉、胡言乱语的样子。”秦朗喝了一口酒,又捡起一串排骨开吃。 Here is by the beer street of riverside, in the summer evening's business is extremely good, a babel of voices, actually this place discussed that the matter instead does not need to be worried was listened secretly by others, because was too noisy. 这里是靠河边的啤酒一条街,夏天晚上生意极好,人声鼎沸,其实这种地方谈事情反而不用担心被别人偷听去了,因为真的太嘈杂了。 „Do you like seeing me to be dead drunk, the appearance of nonsense?” Tao Ruoxiang white Qin Lang. “你喜欢看到我酩酊大醉、胡言乱语的样子？”陶若香白了秦朗一眼。 „Just the opposite, because you, if has become such, that means that you encountered the sentiment changed, the sentiment has been injured, female who who an excessive drinking, was full of grievances turns, but my unfortunate becomes the spare tire that you revealed the concern.” “恰恰相反,因为你要是成了那样子的话,那就意味着你遭遇了情变,感情受伤了,变成了一个酗酒、满腹牢骚的的女子,而我不幸的将成为你吐露心事的备胎。” „......” Listened to the even this saying, Tao Ruoxiang cannot help to smile, „your this view but actually also good, many woman only when the sentiment changes will be stewed to the gills, nonsense, the function of spare tire will appear. The spare tire, you are not very self-confident, was also worried do oneself make the spare tire?” “哈……”听平这话,陶若香忍不住笑了起来,“你这说法倒也不错,很多女人只会在情变的时候才会大醉、胡言乱语,备胎的作用才会显现出来。备胎,呵,你不是很自信么,难道还担心自己做备胎？” „Does not have the means that Aunt Tao you are so attractive, are resigned, when spare tire should be many. Actually, makes spare tire also nothing, when the spare tire is more painful.” “没办法,陶姨你这么漂亮,甘心当备胎的应该不少吧。其实,做备胎也没什么,还有比当备胎更痛苦的。” „Is more painful than the spare tire?” “还有比备胎更痛苦的？” „Naturally.” “当然。” „What is?” “是什么？” „Hoisting jack.” “千斤顶。”
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