„Beauty, told fortunes, looked at......”
“美女,算个命,看个相吧……”Getting off worktime, tiredTao Ruoxiangwalksin the street, the person who sets up a stalltells fortunessolicits the businesstoher. Told fortunes the acrobatics that regardingthesetold fortunes by physiognomy, Tao Ruoxiangalwaysdoes not believe. However, the Jianghumaster who thattold fortunes by physiognomyactuallycontinued saying that „Beauty, Ithoughtyourred mythical birdstarmoved, recentlyshouldhave the marriage affinitycelebration......”
下班的时候,神情疲惫的陶若香走在街头,一个摆摊算命的人向她招揽生意。对于这些算命看相的把戏,陶若香从来都不怎么相信。不过,那看相的江湖术士却继续道,“美女,我看你红鸾星动,最近应该有姻缘喜事啊……”„Is happyyourhead!”Tao Ruoxiangheartsnort/hum, think to oneselfpresentloner, but alsodog. Fartred mythical birdstarmoves.
“喜你个头!”陶若香心头哼了一声,暗想自己现在孤家寡人一个,还狗.屁的红鸾星动。However, thisthoughtjustgot up, Tao RuoxiangCellphonehas made a sound, has pressed down the answeringkey, insidebroadcasts a soundimmediately: „Did deadgirl, whereyoudie?...... Did not saysixbeing on intimate termstoyou......”
不过,这个念头刚起,陶若香的手机就响了起来,按下了接听键,里面立即传来一个声音:“死丫头,你死哪里去了?……不是跟你说六点相亲么……”Thistelephoneis the Tao Ruoxiangmotherhits, waspreparesto compelTao Ruoxiangto be on intimate terms.
这电话是陶若香的母亲打来的,是准备逼陶若香去相亲了。„It seems like can thisJianghumasteralsoreallycalculate?”Tao Ruoxiang thought that butactuallysaw that Jianghumasteris flickeringothergirl, usesunexpectedlyisexactly the samelines.
“看来这个江湖术士还真是能算?”陶若香心想,但是却看到那江湖术士又在忽悠别的女生,用的居然是一模一样的台词。Tao Ruoxiangis direct, knows that thisJianghumasterwas only„lacks the toothto nip the fleaby chance”. However, regardingmatter that anythingis on intimate terms, Tao Ruoxiangis an interestdoes not have, declineddecisively: „mother, thismatterdo not worry”陶若香直接无语,知道这江湖术士只是“缺牙齿咬跳蚤碰巧了”。不过,对于什么相亲的事情,陶若香却是一点兴趣都没有,果断地回绝:“老妈,这事你就别操心了”„It is not good! ThismatterImustworry!”
“不行!这事我非操心不可!”„Ihad the boyfriend, does not know that youworry.”Tao Ruoxiang can only usesuchStyle.
“我已经有男友了,不知道你着什么急呢。”陶若香只能用这样的招式了。„Had the boyfriend? Alsodeceivesmeis?”
“有男友了?又骗我是不是?”„, Does not crack a joke.”
“真的,不开玩笑。”„Ok, youdid not have the boyfriend, askingyourboyfriendto come! Records the dining roomin the luck, yourmothergaveto be scheduledin any caseincluding the position, nowdrew backwithout enough time, howImusthave a look atyourboyfriendactuallyam a matter!”ThistimeAuntTaoacted seriouslyobviously.
“行啊,你不是有男友了么,叫你男友过来啊!就在福记餐厅,反正你老妈连位置都给预定好了,现在退都来不及了,我倒是要看看你男友是怎么一回事!”这一次陶妈妈显然是动真格的了。Tao Ruoxiangis helpless, if otherperson, she can definitely ignore, butregardingownmother, Tao Ruoxiang is really meansdoes not have, becauseAuntTao the annoyingskill is really first-class, ifthismattercannotbe solved, shehas keptbotheringyouwiththismatter, tillyoucannot bear. At that time the Tao Ruoxianguniversitygraduatedtime, wantsto be admitted to the Policemansystemdirectly , because mother„hoop-tightening incantation”reading, thereforeTao Ruoxiangfearedownmotherreallyvery much.陶若香无奈,如果是别的人,她完全可以置之不理,但是对于自己的老妈,陶若香真是一点办法都没有,因为陶妈妈烦人的本事实在是一流,如果这件事情不能得到解决的话,她就会一直不停地拿这事烦扰你,直到你受不了为止。当时陶若香大学毕业的时候,本想直接考入警察系统的,就是因为老妈的“紧箍咒”给念的,所以陶若香真的很怕自己的这个老妈。Thismatterlooked likehas not evaded, Tao Ruoxiangknows that mustfind the persontop/withstand the vat, firstthoughtwasQin Lang. Did not have the means that Tao Ruoxiangdiscoveredguy that ownpresentcantrust was only he, althoughshedoes not know that Qin Langwherewas actually trustworthy.
这件事情看来是躲不过了,陶若香知道必须要找人顶缸了,首先想到的就是秦朗。没办法了,陶若香发现自己现在唯一能够信任的男生就是他了,虽然她也不知道秦朗究竟什么地方值得信赖。Received the Tao Ruoxiangcall, Qin Langcompliedwithout delaydirectly, suchmatterQin Langnaturallymustcomply, ifdid not complyis the fool.
接到了陶若香的电话,秦朗二话不说直接就答应了,这样的事情秦朗自然是要答应啊,要是不答应才是傻蛋了。„Was right, whatthing the auntlikes, does firsttimemeetI to give a gift?”Qin Langthisguyhits the snakealong with the stickon, usedincluding„aunt”. Actually, Student Qin Langalsoalreadywantsto go a step further relationswithTao Ruoxiang, but„Teacher Tao” has probably a mindto tie, Student Qin Langcannotsucceed, two peoplerelationsareto still be atvery„subtly” the condition. Now, regardingQin Langis an opportunity, a golden opportunity.
“对了,伯母喜欢什么东西,第一次见面我总得送点礼物吧?”秦朗这家伙可是打蛇随棍上,连“伯母”都用上了。其实,秦朗同学也早就想跟陶若香把关系更进一步了,只不过“陶老师”好像有心结,以至于秦朗同学一直未能成功,两人的关系依然是处于很“微妙”地状态。现在,对于秦朗来说可是一个机会,一个大好机会。„Was good, youareone‚child-care’, leavesis so earnest.”
“行了,你就是一个‘托儿’而已,别那么认真。”„Not earnestis not good.”Qin Langsaidwith the toneseriously,„is ‚child-care’, wants a Professionalpointto be good? Otherwisebyaunt'sfierce lookseeing through, thatmayverynot be wonderful, latershe must compelyouto be on intimate termsis not.”
“不认真不行啊。”秦朗用严肃地口气说,“就算是做‘托儿’,也要专业一点才行吧?要不然被伯母的火眼金睛给看穿了,那可就很不妙了,以后她还得逼你相亲不是。”„Good, yourselfconsidered. Actually, what does my motherlike? Sheis an especiallyvulgarwoman, Ithought that shelikesmoneyandGold and Silverjewelryanything!”Tao RuoxiangsaidtoQin Langwith the expressionhalf jokingly, „, therefore, ifyouarenouveau riche, shedefinitelyvery muchwill like.”
“好吧,那你自己考虑。其实,我妈喜欢什么呢?她就是个特俗的女人,我看她就喜欢钱和金银珠宝什么的!”陶若香用半开玩笑地语气向秦朗道,“所以,如果你是土豪,她肯定会很喜欢的。”„That is very simple.”Qin Langsaid with a smile, „Iknow how to flatter the futuremother-in-lawyouwhere, mythismetyou.”
“那就很简单啊。”秦朗笑道,“我知道怎么讨好未来的丈母娘了你在哪里,我这就去接你。”„Do youcomereally?”
“你真来啊?”„Thisis not the idle talk!”
“这不是废话么!”„......”
“……”Tao Ruoxianghas made the telephone call, comesinstreetsuperiorQin Lang.陶若香挂了电话,就在街边上等秦朗过来。Less than20minutes, blueMaserati BirdcageSports CarstoppedbyTao Ruoxiang, someinsidepeoplesaidtoher: „Beauty, boards.”
不到20分钟时间,一辆蓝色的玛莎拉蒂跑车在陶若香旁边停了下来,里面有人冲着她道:“美女,上车。”Tao Ruoxiangalsothinks that iswhichdandy, what in lookssitsisQin Lang, thereforeboarded, thenapproachesQin Lang saying: „Did youalsoreallyprepareto actnouveau riche?”陶若香还以为是哪个花花公子呢,一看里面坐着的是秦朗,于是上了车,然后向秦朗道:“你还真是准备扮演土豪了?”„So long as mother -in-lawlikeson the line, let alonewasinstallsnouveau riche, even ifwereinstalls the banditsnot to relate. What kind , is mythismannergood?”Qin LangsaidtoTao Ruoxiang.
“只要丈母娘喜欢就行,别说是装土豪了,就算是装土匪都没有关系。怎样,我这派头还行吧?”秦朗向陶若香道。Tao Ruoxianghas sized upQin Lang, thisgoodsas expectedis a name brandsportswear, in additionSports Car, sawlikelyisnouveau riche in nouveau riche. It seems like that musthoodwinkhermother people should not be a problem.陶若香打量了一下秦朗,这货果然是一身名牌休闲服,再加上跑车,怎么看都都像是土豪中的土豪了。看来,要蒙她的老妈应该是不成问题了。About after 20minutes, Qin LangandTao Ruoxiangrushed to the luckto record the dining room, afterwardstopped the car(riage)on the dining roomstreetparking spot.
大约20分钟之后,秦朗和陶若香赶到了福记餐厅,随后将车停在了餐厅旁边的街边停车位上。Landingtime, Qin Langputs outonebunch of rosesfromcar(riage), has givenTao Ruoxiang: „Acted in a playmustdolikelysome.”
下车的时候,秦朗从车后面拿出一束玫瑰,递给了陶若香:“做戏就要做像一点了。”Tao Ruoxiangnodded, received the rose, has walked into the dining roomin pairs.陶若香点头,接过玫瑰花,双双走入了餐厅。Arrived the 2nd Floorpassenger compartment, has opened the door, Tao Ruoxiangimmediately the surprise: Becausein the passenger compartmentmaycontinueAuntTao a person, herpaternal auntsandmaternal aunts, in additionhashernot to know that altogethereightpeople.
到了二楼的包间,推开门,陶若香顿时诧异了:因为包间里面可不止陶妈妈一个人,还有她姑妈、姨妈们,另外还有她不认识的,一共八个人。Was then good, in additionQin LangandTao Ruoxiang, collected an entiretabledirectly.
这下好了,加上秦朗和陶若香,直接凑一整桌了。Tao Ruoxianghas not come, womanhas stood asuddenly, saidtoAuntTaovery muchmorosely: „Mrs.Tao, what's all this about? Your familythousandjin (0.5 kg)thisprepares the treads ontwoships? Chen Zhe, wewalked!”陶若香还没有进来,一个陌生地女人忽地就站了起来,很不高兴地向陶妈妈说:“陶太太,这是怎么回事?你家千斤这是准备脚踏两只船么?陈哲,我们走了!”Without a doubt, thiswomanandthatperson who calledChen Zhe, shouldbe the person who today'sAuntTaomustinvite, thatguy that calledChen Zhe, naturallywas the object of today'sTao Ruoxiangbeing on intimate terms.
毫无疑问,这女人和那个叫陈哲的人,应该就是今天陶妈妈要宴请的人,那个叫陈哲的家伙,自然就是今天陶若香相亲的对象了。Qin Langpaid attentioncarefullyown„love rival”, discovered that thisguydoes not have no merit to speak ofcompletely, looking at the ageshould30 years old, butshouldbethattype„socialElite” the levelcharacter. Moreover, thisChen Zhedeals withscene the methodto be obviously more astute than hermother, after hesees the Tao Ruoxiangappearance, the anger on facevanishedquickly, insteadcomfortsownmotherwith a smile: „Mother, you should not be angry, Ithink that MadameTao should also not know the situation. Has not related, now the societypursuesgirlis the fair competition, so long as the femalehas not married, malenot to marry, has the opportunity, rightMadameTao?”秦朗仔细留意了一下自己的“情敌”,发现这家伙也不是完全一无是处,看年龄应该30来岁,不过应该是那种“社会精英”层面的人物了。而且,这个陈哲应付场面的手段显然比她老妈更加精明,他看到陶若香的面目之后,脸上的怒气很快就消失了,反而笑着安抚自己的母亲:“妈,你别生气,我想陶夫人也应该不知道情况。没关系,现在社会追女生都是公平竞争,只要女未嫁、男未娶,都是有机会的,对吧陶夫人?”„Aiya, yes, Little Chenwill speak.”AuntTaorespondedwith a smile, thenstaredTao Ruoxiangonemaliciously, thinks that Tao Ruoxiangwasopposeswithherintentionally. ThisChen Zheis the object who AuntTaolooks, this year is 32 years old, aresection-level official of An Chengducity governmentinstitution, heard that nextsteppossiblyrisesfor the vice-office levelimmediately, the political prospectsare very big. Moreover, family backgroundis also good, the propertyis quite rich.
“哎呀,是啊,小陈就是会说话。”陶妈妈笑着回应,然后狠狠地瞪了陶若香一眼,认为陶若香是故意跟她作对。这个陈哲是陶妈妈物色出来的对象,今年32岁,已经是安蓉市政府机关的正科级干部了,听说下一步马上可能升为副处级,政治前途很大的。而且,家庭背景也不错,资产比较丰厚。AuntTaolooked atQin Lang, felt that was not reasonable, thought how thisBratseeslikelyis notsuccessperson, 80%are the daughtercallstop/withstand the vat.
陶妈妈又看了一下秦朗,感觉就不怎么靠谱了,觉得这小子怎么看也不像是成功人士,八成都是女儿叫来顶缸的。
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