YID :: Volume #11

#1012: You are really a black person

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Recently, at campus forum had a post to be fried noisily, this post named „Andy, were you really a black person?”. 最近,校园论坛上有一个帖子被炒得沸沸扬扬,这个帖子名叫“安迪,你真的是黑人么？”。 Southern China University is an international university, every year will have some overseas foreign students to study abroad to here. Regarding the overseas student of assorted skin, the China scholar will not always have the racial discrimination. Let alone the racial discrimination, had to give favored treatment to the policy in the China minority famous clans, therefore is impossible to have the so-called discrimination. Naturally, not completely is this. For example, some people have spoken very classical words: „I hate racial discrimination and Japanese.” 华南联大是一所国际性大学,每年都会有一些国外留学生到这里留学。对于各色皮肤的外国学生,华夏学子从来都不会有种族歧视的。别说种族歧视了,在华夏少数名族都有优待政策的,所以根本不可能存在所谓的歧视。当然,也不完全是这样。比如,有人就说过一句很经典的话:“我痛恨种族歧视者和倭国人。” In brief, in Southern China University any skin color person, will not be discriminated. However, actually caused some foreign countries to study in giving birth to live the so-called superiority feeling, included some blacks. Must say that the black person is Africa, draws United States to come generally, itself should not have any superiority feeling to be right, but these people had indeed found the superiority feeling, a while ago unexpectedly posted to seek vengeance saying that on the life jacket of China manufacture was too small, did their young to become inflamed, finally this post received the severest attack, many China guy questioned, some people simply scolded „method are the rubber do, your his mother will not blow in a big way again has used!” 总之,在华南联大无论是什么肤色的人,都不会受到歧视。不过,却导致了一些外国留学生产生了所谓的优越感,其中也包括一些黑人。要说黑人一般都是非洲、拉美国家来的,本身不应该有什么优越感才对,不过这些人的确找到了优越感,前段时间居然在上发帖报怨说华夏制造的安全套太小了,搞得他们的小吉吉发炎了,结果这个发帖者受到了最严厉的抨击,很多华夏男生质疑,有人干脆开骂“套套是橡皮做的,你他妈不会吹大了再用么！” Also some people said that „the China method links the heads of your black person to sets, is your small head bigger than above?”. 还有人说“华夏套套连你们黑人的脑袋都能套进去,难道你们小脑袋比上面还大？”。 Indeed, that gadget is the rubber does, has the elasticity, can this group threatening also a giving birth black black person method be specially inadequate to you? 的确,那玩意儿是橡皮做的,有伸缩性的,难道这帮逼人还要专门给你生产一款黑色的黑人套套不成？ The students are idle the bored person, was fried noisily about this matter. But when the heat degree of this matter has not retreated, another post was suddenly hot, this post post named „resentful woman Senior Sister”. Her post sent in the emotion sector, the content is to spit trough her black person boyfriend, not having the means to bring to satisfy to her, her cannot help sighed afterward „Andy, are you really a black person?” 学生们都是闲得无聊的人,关于这件事情被炒得沸沸扬扬。但就在这件事情的热度还没有退却的时候,另外一个帖子忽地火了,这个帖子发帖者名叫“怨妇师姐”。她的帖子原本是发在情感版块的,内容就是吐槽她的黑人男友,没有办法给她带来满足,以至于事后她忍不住感叹了一声“安迪,你真的是黑人么？” Afterward this post top/withstood, Southern China University many busybodies instigate this „resentful woman Senior Sister” to hurry to change a boyfriend then forget about it, the black person perhaps is only in the legend „silver type la spear head”, good to look at but of no use. Finally, this Senior Sister immediately has also led the black person boyfriend, trades a nickname called „Wang Dao” big Junior Brother, finally is unexpectedly more powerful than former black person boyfriend. 随后这个帖子被顶了起来,华南联大很多好事者怂恿这位“怨妇师姐”赶紧换一个男友算了,黑人也许只是传说中的“银样镴枪头”,中看不中用。结果,这位师姐还真是立马帅了黑人男友,换了一个绰号叫“王导”的大一师弟,结果居然比前任黑人男友给力多了。 Such one, facts speak louder than words, before that help/gang seeking vengeance method too young black person had kept immediately silent, instead is this calling „Wang Dao” guy caused others to pay attention, are many people want to clarify him the talent different reported, unexpectedly „small motor” was stronger than the blacks. 这么一来,事实胜于雄辩,之前那帮报怨套套太小的黑人顿时就噤声了,反而是这个叫“王导”的家伙引起了别人关注,不少人都想弄清楚他是不是天赋异禀,居然“小马达”比黑人都强劲。 Through a human flesh search, „Wang Dao” the true self was exposed, its real name called Wang Jing, indeed was big freshman / rebirth, moreover was a pretty boy. According to the Wang Jing stature and appearance, many people think that „resentful woman Senior Sister” has exaggerated, this „Wang Dao”, although the contour is good, but really could not see that has any talent different to report. Until there is an insider to disclose, said that he once lived in „resentful woman Senior Sister” the next door in rented room, „Wang Dao” the going all out performance enables him almost to lose sleep every night. 通过一番人肉搜索,“王导”的本来面目被曝光了,其真名叫王精,的确是大一新生,而且还算是一个小白脸。按照王精的身材和面貌,很多人都认为那位“怨妇师姐”过于夸张了,这位“王导”虽然外形不错,但实在看不出有什么天赋异禀。直到有知情者爆料,说他曾经住在“怨妇师姐”出租屋的隔壁,“王导”的卖力表演使得他几乎夜夜失眠。 More materials were exploded, reason that some people said „Wang Dao” are so strong, definitely did not give an injection took a drug, moreover such goes all out, perhaps will soon pass away. However, after observing carefully of some people, actually discovered that „Wang Dao” every day is bursting with life, spiritual rouses in the classroom, does not indulge in sensual pleasure completely likely the excessive person, instead has vigor likely more and more. 紧接着,更多的料被爆了出来,有人说“王导”之所以这么强,肯定不是打了针就吃了药,而且这么一个劲地拼命,恐怕用不了几年就会一命呜呼了。但是,经过一些人的细心观察,却发现“王导”每天在课堂上都是神采奕奕、精神抖擞,完全不像是纵欲过度的人,反而像是越来越有活力似的。 That „resentful woman Senior Sister”, after passing through has moistened, the skin also starts becomes ruddily has the gloss...... 就连那位“怨妇师姐”,经过了滋润之后,皮肤也开始变得红润有光泽了…… Material one after another has shaken, finally some people confirmed that „Wang Dao” indeed took a drug, but actually does not send the spring medicine, but is one type health pharmaceutical that improves the gentleman body function. And, not only „Wang Dao” took this medicine, guy of his roommates and nearby several bedrooms have taken this health pharmaceutical, as long as has used, indicated that indeed very much has the effect, felt that the whole body had the vigor to be many, as if the impurity and waste of body were discharged outside the body. 一个接一个的料都抖了出来,最后有人确认“王导”的确是吃了药,不过却不是发春的药,而是一种改善男士身体机能的保健药品。并且,不仅“王导”服用了这药,他的室友和附近几个寝室的男生都服用过这种保健药品,但凡是用过的,都表明的确是很有效果,感觉浑身有活力多了,似乎身体的杂质和废物都被排出了体外。 The origin of this health pharmaceutical was also exposed, impressively is Pang Pharmaceutical Group one pure Chinese traditional medicine health pharmaceutical that researches and develops tests. However, currently only has the trial products, but does not have the official product. 紧接着,这保健药品的来历也就被曝出来了,赫然是庞氏药业集团正在研发试用的一种纯中药保健药品。不过,目前只有试用品,而没有正式产品。 The matter to this step, the advertisement effect came out. Many people think that this is a propaganda case that Pang Pharmaceutical Group Corporation writes and directs, but only Qin Lang are clear, whom he has not used to do this propaganda, because of this Health Product(s) still in the test stage, now does the propaganda operation at present originally too early, can only say that this matter purely is a coincidence. However, what Qin Lang has not thought that this coincidence actually industry and commerce and Policeman provoking. 事情到了这一步,广告效果已经出来了。很多人都以为这是庞氏药业集团公司自编自导的一个宣传案例,但是只有秦朗自己清楚,他根本就没有动用谁来搞这个宣传,因为目前这种保健品都还在试用阶段,现在搞宣传操作本来就太早了,只能说这件事情纯粹就是一个巧合。但是,秦朗没想到的是,这个巧合却把工商和警察给招惹来了。 Industry and commerce and Policeman directly in classroom Qin Lang seizing, the reason is because Qin Lang makes and sells has not undergone the examination fake and shoddy Asia, and still tests in the school, severely has impaired the student health. 工商和警察直接在教室里面将秦朗给抓走了,原因就是因为秦朗制贩没有经过审批的假冒伪劣亚品,并且还在学校里面试用,严重地危害了学生健康。 The charge has gone against in the head, but Qin Lang is not flurried, because he already expected the lawsuits in these business to look for itself actually, but has not thought that so will be quick. According to the Qin Lang original estimate, even if will have the lawsuit upper body, should after he enters woman's skin care Health Product(s) market, after all at that time competitor were many, natural lawsuit are also many. 罪名已经顶在了头上,不过秦朗一点都不慌乱,因为他其实早就料到这些生意上的官司会找上自己,只是没想到会这么快而已。按照秦朗原来的估计,即便是会有官司上身,也应该是在他进军女士的护肤保健品市场之后,毕竟那时候竞争者多了,自然官司也就多了。 But now, some people of cannot help began to him unexpectedly, was this too anxious a point? 而现在,居然有人忍不住对他动手了,这是不是太猴急了一点呢？ Because the matter appears somewhat strange, therefore Qin Lang has not informed Shi Dun, has not greeted to Wu Wenxiang, but has chosen watching changes quietly. 因为事情显得有些怪异,所以秦朗并没有通知史顿,也没有给吴文祥打招呼,而是选择了静观其变。 Qin Lang was brought in Police Station, then the industry and commerce and Policeman start a series of charges toward his upper hood, as if wish makes Qin Lang lift to be faced with imminent disaster. 秦朗被带到了警察局中,然后工商和警察就开始将一系列的罪名往他头上罩,似乎想要让秦朗举得自己已经大难临头似的。 Since others must make him feel to be faced with imminent disaster, therefore Qin Lang exhibits the panic-stricken appearance: „I...... I have not traded the drugs, is not the fake medicine, but is...... The drugs of secret prescription handed down in the family compound, will not endanger the health completely......” 既然别人要让他感觉大难临头,于是秦朗就摆出惊恐地样子:“我……我没有贩卖药品,更不是假药,而是……祖传秘方配制的药品,完全不会危害健康……” „You said that won't endanger health unable?” An industry and commerce personnel sneer saying that „your drugs do have the batch number? Has to adopt the national quality testing?” “你说不会危害健康就一定不会？”一个工商人员冷笑道,“你的药品有批号没有？有没有通过国家质检？” „This...... I am the secret prescription handed down in the family, all previous people have eaten” “这个……我是祖传秘方,历代人都吃过” „That did not have! Without the drugs of quality testing and batch number, that is the illegal drugs, must be imprisoned!” “那就是没有了！没有质检和批号的药品,那就是违法药品,必须要坐牢的！” „If you solid confess and leniency to those who confess, should have the opportunity of commuting a sentence, and you offend, should not be imprisoned.” The police officer of interrogation saw to frighten Qin Lang, therefore continued to closely examine, „that what formula was your this so-called secret prescription handed down in the family?” “不过如果你老实交代、坦白从宽的话,应该有减刑的机会,并且你还是触犯,应该不会坐牢。”审讯的警官见已经吓唬住了秦朗,于是继续追问,“那么,你这个所谓祖传秘方是什么方子呢？” „Is unfair to police officer comrade, since is the secret prescription handed down in the family, is the family belongings that I eat meal, I cannot say. Other thing, I can confess.” Qin Lang said. “对不起警官同志,既然是祖传秘方,就是我吃饭的家当,我是不能说的。别的东西,我都可以交代。”秦朗说。 „You do not confess the secret recipe, how I know that your secret recipe is poisonous?” The police officer stared Qin Lang to be the same maliciously, „I said small Student, you did not want self to harm. Such good, I ask a medicine expert to chat to you.” “你不交代秘方,我怎么知道你的秘方是不是有毒呢？”警官狠狠瞪了秦朗一样,“我说小同学,你可不要自误啊。这样好了,我找一个药物专家给你谈谈吧。”
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