YID :: Volume #11

#1011: Men


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Golden autumn in October/ten months, in a flash. 金秋十月,转瞬即过。 The gold/metal nine silver ten are the seasons of harvest, regarding Pang Pharmaceutical Group is so. Real Man series skin care Health Product(s) already irritably to the degree of being hard imagining, even once had been out of stock. In this case, Pharmaceutical Company High Level underwent several discussions, has formed two different opinions: 金九银十都是收获的季节,对于庞氏药业集团来说更是如此。“真汉子”系列护肤保健品已经火爆到难以想象的程度了,甚至一度都已经脱销。在这种情况下,药业公司高层经过了几次讨论,形成了两个不同的意见: One type is to continue to develop gentleman product \; Another type is to develop woman skin care Health Product(s), because currently had many women to request Pang Pharmaceutical Group Corporation to research and develop the woman special-purpose product through various types of channels. Because by skin issue puzzle is not only the general gentlemen, the ladies similarly deeply by its evil. Moreover, woman beauty-loving heart is stronger, regarding many issues that because the smallpox smallpox, acne and spot cause care. Regarding the ladies, rather gives up eating the meat, must persist in improving looks. 一种是继续开发男士产品\;另外一种就是开发女士护肤保健品,因为目前已经有不少女士通过各种渠道要求庞氏药业集团公司研发女士专用产品。因为受皮肤问题困扰的不仅仅是广大男士,女士们同样深受其害。而且,女士的爱美之心更强,对于因为痘痘、粉刺、斑点引起的诸多问题更加在意。对于女士们来说,宁肯放弃吃肉,都要坚持美容。 Now, the company person favors to the second type, many people think that Pang Pharmaceutical Group has the strength to carry on woman cosmetology body product the competition ranks, because debates unceasingly, therefore decided that submits the Headquarters solution two plan. 如今,公司内部的人更多倾向于向第二种,很多人认为庞氏药业集团有实力进行女士美容护肤产品的竞争行列,不过因为争论不休,所以决定将两种方案递交到总部解决。 However, company many people do not know Headquarters actually only then Qin Lang, therefore this argument fell on the head of Qin Lang finally. 不过,公司很多人并不知道“总部”其实就只有一个秦朗,所以这个争论最后就落在了秦朗的头上。 The reply of Qin Lang is also quick, he has chosen first plan. 秦朗的回复也很快,他选择了第一种方案 Regarding the choice of Qin Lang, Luo Bin appears did not understand, because she is the comparison favors second plan, because her side has girl Student to discuss the Pang Pharmaceutical Group product, the implied meaning is many girl is raising the head the hope. 对于秦朗的选择,洛滨显得十分不理解,因为她是比较倾向于第二种方案的,因为她身边都有女生同学在谈论庞氏药业集团的产品,言下之意是很多女生都在翘首企盼。 When Luo Bin inquired about the reason, Qin Lang said: Woman's cosmetology Skincare Product(s) market was saturated, moreover many girl are the brand followers, wish makes them change the custom, when only if Pang Pharmaceutical Group turned into the true world brand. Otherwise, gentleman beauty care product basically the vacuum, Pang Pharmaceutical Group should occupy this market now firmly, and can fire the brand taking advantage of this thoroughly. When the popularity has promoted thoroughly, released the woman series quite to be appropriate again. As for the present, makes Real Man strong!” 洛滨问及原因,秦朗解释说:“女士的美容护肤品市场已经饱和,而且很多女生都是品牌追随者,想要让她们改变习惯,除非等到庞氏药业集团变成了真正的世界品牌。反之,男士美容保健品现在基本上还是真空,庞氏药业集团应该牢牢地占据这个市场,并且可以借此彻底打响品牌。等知名度彻底提升了,再推出女士系列就比较合适了。至于现在嘛,就让‘真汉子’坚挺到底吧!” Luo Bin does not know whether to laugh or cry to the explanation of Qin Lang, but actually has to acknowledge that Qin Lang some words truth, so-called full scale development, might as well grasp a point tightly, Pang Pharmaceutical Group grasps the gentleman product to do, this mentality is perhaps correct. 洛滨秦朗的解释哭笑不得,但却不得不承认秦朗的话有些道理,所谓“全面发展,不如紧抓一点”,庞氏药业集团抓紧男士产品来干,也许这个思路是正确的。 However, gentleman cosmetology Skincare Product(s) is quite the simplification, but not like woman variety of product. The reason is very simple, man impossible flower too much time above cosmetology, a man, if all day long the facial mask, complementing water and Skincare Product(s) coordinated process, they were not the real men. 不过,男士美容护肤品都算是比较单一化,而不像女士产品多样化。原因很简单,男人不可能花太多时间在美容上面,一个男人如果成天面膜、补水、护肤品一条龙的话,他们就不是真正的男人了。 Therefore, the following issue is, which kind of skin care Health Product(s) but can also develop for the gentlemen? 所以,接下来的问题是,还能为男士们开发哪一类护肤保健品 Not only simple, and actual effect product. 既简单、又实效的产品。 About this issue answer, Qin Lang had found the issue answer in the guy bedroom: 关于这个问题的答案,秦朗还是在男生寝室中找到了问题答案: Two topics that the men, forever can focus on are the enterprise and love, the popular point said that is money and Beauty. The majority of men are the visual animals, this is the matter without a doubt, is not because the man is superficial, because the physiological structure of man is doomed to be able so. 男人们,永远都会关注的两个话题就是事业和爱情,通俗一点说就是金钱与美女。大部分男人都是视觉性动物,这是毋庸置疑的事情,不是因为男人肤浅,而是因为男人的生理结构就注定会如此。 About the Beauty issue, Zhao Kan Student has profound understanding: If regarding Beauty, certainly wants the means that can hold to pursue, holds \; Cannot hold, that must to to fire/rub two.” 关于美女的问题,赵侃同学深有体会:“对于美女,能够占有的一定要想办法去追求、去占有\;不能占有的,那也要对着撸两管。” Therefore, in the middle of the guy bedroom, momentarily can hear some guy so to commend a woman: 因此,在男生寝室当中,随时都能听到某男生如此称赞一个女人: I, if with xxx does, even if the essence completely person perishes has not related!” “我要是跟xxx干一回,哪怕是精尽人亡都没关系!” I, if married such woman, my his mother does not sleep daily in the evening!” “我要是娶了这样的女人,我他妈天天晚上不睡觉!” A literary point: Disappears the person to be thin and pale for he/she, goes well the anaesthesia for little girl to fire/rub.” Lives for the little girl for the little girl dies, works as the cow for the little girl for a lifetime. 还有文艺一点的:“为伊消得人憔悴,为妞撸得手麻醉。”“为妞生为妞死,为妞当牛一辈子”。 Pursues Beauty, is the process of man satisfied psychology \; Holds Beauty, is satisfies the physiological a process. 追求美女,是男人满足心理的一个过程\;占有美女,是满足生理的一个过程。 In the psychology the men easily satisfy, just like Zhao Kan said, cannot pursue also good to fire/rub to. However physiological side, some more or less issues. The education of China pays great attention to the brain development, finally causes many men to lack the movement, the small head growth is not good, in the physiology would some issues. Although in each one flaunted that date put on steel plate and „a night of Shichijiro, but encountered on the actual combat, actually often was lacks the ability to do what one would like and throws the helmet to abandon one's armor. 心理上男人都容易满足,正如赵侃所说,“追不到也好撸到”。但是生理方面,就或多或少的有些问题了。华夏的教育注重大脑开发,结果就导致很多男人缺乏运动,小脑袋发育不好,生理上总会有一些问题。虽然个个口中标榜“日穿钢板”、“一夜七次郎”,但是每逢实战交锋,却往往是力不从心、丢盔弃甲。 It is not weak, is the vitality is insufficient. 不是体力不支,就是气血不足。 In addition mature gentleman so, let alone is Alexander's middle-aged man. 壮年男士尚且如此,何况是亚历山大的中年男人呢。 Therefore, to let Zhao Kan and other general obscene male continue them to think that in, thinks to fire/rub on to fire/rub the dream, Student Qin Lang decides to promote new men's health care products, this model of product may incessantly simply invigorating the kidney, but must fundamentally supplement Essence, Qi and Spirit of gentleman, thus achieves at heart and dual satisfactions in physiology. 于是,为了让赵侃等广大淫男继续他们“想上就上、想撸就撸”的梦想,秦朗同学决定推出一款新型的男士保健品,这一款产品可不止是简单地“补肾”,而是要从根本上补充男士的精气神,从而达到心里和生理上的双重满足。 Regarding the research of Qin Lang, in the bedroom Brother partners very coordinate, because the man no one will acknowledge oneself are not good, but no one will mind oneself are better. Hearing Qin Lang can make them ultra male, naturally will coordinate actively the research work of Qin Lang. 对于秦朗的这一次研究,寝室里面的兄弟伙都十分配合,因为男人谁都不会承认自己“不行”,但是谁都不会介意自己“更行”。听说秦朗可以让他们成为“超男”,当然都会积极配合秦朗的研究工作了。 Because father Qin Nan is the researcher in laboratory, therefore the laboratory in school basically is to Qin Lang free opening, he collected the blood originally of many person from the guy bedroom, obtains through the experiment analysis, many people more or less have some problems, because particularly in the blood radiates the micro toxin that food and environment bring, existences of these toxin, sooner or later will bring the harm to the body of gentleman. However, the man careless disposition of enables them in young basically not to pay attention to Curing, only then Microsoft and Panasonic the age, will have no recourse to choose invigorating the kidney, but at that time fait accompli, basically already late. Only can close right up against has the medicine of side effect to overdraw the body energy forcefully, in order to happy of bed. The price of however at that time, paying was actually drop of fine ten drops of blood. 因为父亲秦楠就是实验室的研究员,所以学校的实验室基本上都是对秦朗免费开放的,他从男生寝室里面采集了很多人的血液原本,通过实验分析得出,不少人都或多或少的存在一些问题,尤其是血液之中因为辐射、食品和环境带来的微量毒素,这些毒素的存在,迟早都会给男士的身体带来危害。不过,男人大大咧咧的性格使得他们在年青的时候基本上不会关注养生,只有到了“微软”、“松下”的年纪,才会迫不得已地选择“补肾”,不过那时候木已成舟,基本上已经晚了。只能靠着一些有副作用的药物强行透支身体精力,以求床笫之欢。不过那时候,付出的代价却是“一滴精十滴血”。 Therefore, some poets sighed: Young does not know the sperm to be expensive, the middle age looks at the little girl to burst into tears spatially. 所以,有骚客感叹:“年少不知精子贵,中年望妞空流泪”。 Through the blood analysis of sample, Qin Lang has simultaneously compared the physical qualities of these people, basically drew the conclusion: The present China man, was passed from generation to generation side one generation to be inferior to one generation. Reasons for this include, is environment creates. Including growth environment, life environment and working pressure, the present man is really not in brief easy. 通过血液样本分析,秦朗同时比对了这些人的身体素质,基本上得出了结论:如今的华夏男人,在传宗接代方面已经一代不如一代了。究其原因,都是环境造成的。包括成长环境、生活环境、工作压力等,总之现在的男人真的不容易。 Afterward, Qin Lang read the healthcare report of country, discovers the China man average ages to be generally lower than the woman several years old, the old people who therefore morning exercise in park, majority of use Woman as the main body, the man occupy minority. 随后,秦朗去看了一下国家的卫生健康报告,发现华夏的男人平均年龄比女人普遍低好几岁,所以在公园里面晨练的老人们,大部分都是以女性为主体,男人占少数。 Obviously, is the man not to be really easy in China. Therefore, Real Man series continues man. 可见,在华夏做男人真的不容易。所以,“真汉子”系列继续“汉子到底”。 Just like bedroom roommate Wang Jing said: Powerful nation, first strong type!” 正如寝室室友王精所说:“强国,先得强种!”
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