Chapter 664
第664章Competitive eating, and trauma of aardwolf
大胃王,以及土狼的心理阴影Carnivalscheduledlasted two weeks, entire14days of celebrations, butmerelyis the morning of firstday, unexpectedlysoul-stirringtothissituation.
狂欢节预定为期两周,整整十四天的庆典,而仅仅是第一天的上午,竟然就惊心动魄到了这个地步。A moment agothatliving theater, simplywastoofearful, the AzerothWorldheroes, simplyweretoofearful.
刚才那个舞台剧,简直是太可怕了,艾泽拉斯世界的英雄们,简直是太可怕了。Walksin the pitfatherplays that the roadrememberedother dayexperienceda moment ago, Istillfeelintermittentcold sweatnowonce for a while, AndersonandBrotherGreen who particularlycry on each other's shoulders: The brotherthreeare the sinceritytragedies.
走在路上回想起刚才经历的坑爹剧目,我现在仍然时不时地感觉一阵阵冷汗,尤其是抱头痛哭的安徒生和格林兄弟:那老哥仨是真心悲剧啊。Anythinghas not doneowndaughterto developto extinguish the countrywar criminalsfrom the self-destroyingwhole familiesforcefully.
啥都没干自己的女儿就硬生生从自灭满门发展到灭国战犯了。Wherethenshould have a look-, althoughstrolledatthis timeas the organizerSupremeheadeverywhererandomlyisa little suspicion of waving the arms aboutstorekeeper, but all around sawhappy, Isuddenlythought that continuedto wave the arms about is also a great idea: Thiscarnivalin any casewalksis the free path, Emperor*** the department'sbesideskeeping the peaceabsolutelywhatdutydoes not have, butWorldtransmissionhas the Space and Time Administrative Bureaupretorsto dispatch, em, thisit seems like at least inopening ceremonyjust-concludedthisinfirstday, Iwas all right.
接下来应该去哪看看呢-虽然作为主办方最高负责人在这个时候到处乱逛是有点甩手掌柜的嫌疑,但看到四周欢乐的一幕幕,我突然觉得继续这么甩手下去也是个好主意:反正这场狂欢节走的就是自由路线,帝***部除了维持现场治安之外根本什么任务都没有,而世界传送方面则有时空管理局的执政官们在调度,恩,这样看来至少在开幕式刚刚结束的这第一天里,我是没什么事的。
The guide that is takingfrombeingmanagementteam leadersomeredplunderswith bare handsinme, researchnextislooked a Zenithnative of SingaporeandUltramanlarge group calisthenicsappreciates the unstressed tonesectionwith the Hatsunefamily'sPKmatchtime, Shandorajumps overin front ofmeto shoutsuddenly:
正在我拿着从担任城管支队长的某红白手中搜刮来的指南,研究下一步是去看天顶星人和奥特曼的大型团体操还是欣赏轻音部跟初音家族的pk赛的时候,珊多拉突然蹦到我面前嚷嚷起来:„A'Jun, is idlingbeing all right, weeatto meet the food!”
“阿俊,闲着没事,咱们去吃会饭吧!”NearbyPandoraalsoentrainedownsleeve, Ilower the headlooked,Lolitais gaining groundwith45degreespureangle of viewlooks here, induskybigeyes a tranquility: „Was hungry.”
旁边的潘多拉也拽了拽自己的袖子,我低头一看,小萝莉正抬头用四十五度的纯洁视角看着这边,灰蒙蒙的大眼睛中一片平静:“饿了。”„At noon?”
“都中午了?”Iraise the headto have a look at the weather, center the sky of Shadow Citysimulationto be hanging a warmSun, bySunwritesenormous„12 : 00 pm”severalcharacters, althoughthinksvery muchtsukkomi/ridiculeBubblestothesubjectpackage that on the Shadow Cityartificial suncarrieswhat's the matter, butundeniably, thistimeway was really a blockhouse.
我抬头看看天色,影子城模拟的天空正中悬挂着一轮暖洋洋的太阳,太阳旁边写着巨大的“中午12点”几个字,虽然很想吐槽泡泡给影子城人工太阳上挂载的这个主题包是怎么回事,但不可否认,这种计时方式真是碉堡了。„Thatgoes tohere!”
“那就去这里吧!”Lilinaoffered a sacrifice to her specially the treasured book that was used for the outstandingclassto sneak away, is pointing above oneline of large characters: „Multi-Worldjointly sponsors the cookgrand prize contest, the synchronization conducts the competitive eatingcompetition, does not supply the good mealwith limited quantity, does not limit the quantityto registeranytime and anywhere, everyoneallmayparticipate- the onlyrequestisto enter for the group of competitive eatingcompetitionorindividualmustguarantee that finished eatingfrontfoodcompletely!”莉莉娜又祭出了她那本专门用来翘班溜号的宝书,指着上面一行大字:“多世界联合举办厨艺大奖赛,同步进行大胃王比赛,不限量供应美味佳肴,不限量随时随地报名,人人皆可参加-唯一要求是报名参加大胃王比赛的团体或个人必须保证将面前的食物全部吃完!”Lilinafinishes speaking, several of usimmediatelyline of sight as centralizedasShandoraon.莉莉娜话音刚落,我们几个立刻将视线集中到珊多拉身上。
The championisour!
冠军是我们的!In the Shandoraflight of steps leading to a palace hall*** the surrounding areaintenkilometersholdsthiscompetition, your isbrings about own destruction! Thisisbrings about own destruction!
在珊多拉陛***边方圆十公里内举办这种比赛,你们这是自寻死路!这是自寻死路!„Eats meal~! ~!”InShandoraeyesemittedlight/onlycame, entrainedmeto rubto fleetenseveralmeters, the hungerhas madeourHer Majesty the Queenlose the reason, but after fleeing, were not manysheto come back, „, Lilina, where was the sports fieldat?”
“吃饭吃饭吃饭~!~!”珊多拉眼睛里都冒出光来了,拽着我蹭蹭蹭就窜出去十好几米,饥饿已经让我们的女王陛下失去了理智,但窜出去之后不多远她又回来了,“啊,莉莉娜,比赛场在哪呢?”Lilinavisitsboth of us: „First, sports fieldahead200metersturn left, eldest child'sarmangleprobably is very second strange......”莉莉娜看着我俩:“第一,比赛场在前面两百米左转,第二,老大的胳膊角度好像很奇怪诶……”
Article 2shouldfirstsay!
第二条应该先说!Her Majesty the Queen that has an empty stomachis fearful, raises the Shandora'stimeyou to remember a matter: Do not makethisyounger sistersurpass for 60minutesbe at the hungrycondition, otherwise the mountains and riverschange color, plunging the people into disaster- youaffirmapplycarbonin any case.
饿肚子的女王陛下是可怕的,饲养珊多拉的时候你一定要记住一件事:不要让这个妹子处于饥饿状态超过六十分钟,否则山河变色,生灵涂炭-反正你自己是肯定得涂炭。„Thisisinlegend...... cookgrand prize contestas well ascompetitive eatingcompetition?”
“这就是传说中的……厨艺大奖赛以及大胃王比赛现场?”
After severalminutes, wehelp the hungry ghostlook that at presentthatmodelingwithseveralscrolls that in the first under heavenmartial artscongresssamearena and arenaflutteragainst the wind, shock.
几分钟后,我们一帮饿鬼看着眼前那造型跟天下第一武道大会一样的擂台以及擂台上迎风飘荡的好几个条幅,都震惊了。It is saidreallyworthilyis the location that more than tenWorldjoin upto rent, todaywecalculate, after thisplacewas comparing the cook, is to givetoturtleimmortalthatgroup of goods?
真不愧是据说十几个世界联合起来租借的场地啊,今天我们算来着了,这地方比完厨艺之后是要转让给龟仙人那帮货吗?Lilinahas been too busyruns the registrationcompetitive eatingcompetition, naturally, whatreportis the groupquota, according to the competitionrequests, regardless of the groupregistrationindividualregistrationdoes not permitfoodremaining, otherwiseregards as the failuredirectly, Ibelieve that hasShandora, even ifwecameten thousandpeople of league publications are also win.莉莉娜已经忙不迭地跑去报名大胃王比赛,当然,报的是团体名额,按照比赛要求,不论团体报名还是个人报名都不允许将食物剩下,否则就直接视为失败,我坚信有珊多拉在,哪怕我们来个万人团报也是赢定了。Pitifullyhas not entrainedAnveena, thatextremelyshyyoungmaidheardnowShadow Cityat leastpushes the visitor who 1 millionparticipate in the revelry, immediatelyfrightensturned intoRaven dead did not come outfrom the nest, orwecanwintwoprizesinthisplacetoday......
只是可惜没有把安薇娜也拽过来,那个极度怕生的小女仆一听说现在影子城至少挤进来百万参加狂欢的访客,顿时吓的变成乌鸦死也不从巢里出来了,要不今天我们在这地方能拿两个奖……Ireadnot far awaywas pastingbothparticipantslist, cannot help buttoaboveLiu Angclass/flow of xing, Sebastian, the mountaingoverningdoes not spare a glance: Youknow that processes the Yeung Chow Fried Rice a bounding of reinforced concrete the flavor? Youknow how stir-fries the battleshipcommunications cable to achievefreshfragrantcrisp? Youknow that steamsHuangshanwhite jadestone should the bigcrucial moment to make the water leakagetofu the effect?
我看了看不远处贴着的双方参赛人员名单,不由得对上面的刘昂星、塞巴斯蒂安、山治之流不屑一顾:你们知道如何将一个钢筋水泥的隔离墩加工出扬州炒饭的风味吗?你们知道爆炒战舰通信电缆如何才能做到鲜香酥脆吗?你们知道清蒸黄山白玉石应该多大火候才能做出水豆腐的效果吗?Ifabovethreenot being able to achieve, gave up any idea of that raises„preparing food”withmy family'sfirst under heavenmaidSirtwocharacters!
假如上述三条做不到的话,就休想跟我家的天下第一女仆大人提“做饭”两个字!ability of Anveenaincertainaspectshas selected the domain of War Godsituationto the bymediocremortal bodysimplysavage.安薇娜在某些方面的能力简直已经凶残到以凡俗肉身挑战神之领域的地步了。HoweverAnveenadoes not comenot to relate, here alsoalmostsavagefellows, Moninasee the kitchenware, ranto registerimmediatelyjumping with joy.
不过安薇娜不来也没关系,我们这里还有一个差不多凶残的家伙,莫妮娜一看见厨具,立马乐颠颠地跑去报名了。„Said,except foreating meal, as ifthiscookcompetitionis also good,”ShandoralooksvariousWorldkitchengods who not far awayis preparingto compete, eyessparklesto shine, „, if the learnedcooking, canprepare foodtoA'Jun!”
“说起来,除了吃饭,似乎这个厨艺比赛也不错呢,”珊多拉看着不远处正在准备比赛的各世界厨神们,眼睛闪闪发亮,“假如学会烹饪的话,就可以给阿俊做饭了!”Iam moved to tearsimmediately: „Treasure, herepersondoes not haveinjusticenoenmitywithyou......”
我顿时热泪盈眶:“宝贝,这里的人都跟你无冤无仇的……”„Chen? How can youhere?”
“陈?你们怎么会在这里?”Whennitpicksto the list of participatingchef, an unexpectedsoundresoundedin the backsuddenly, makingmegawkimmediately.
在对参赛厨师的名单品头论足的时候,一个意料之外的声音突然在背后响起,让我顿时就楞了一下。Turns head, sees onlyin the line of sightgoldendullwoolfrom the skyto turn circle, thenpoints atnot far awayto be heldanother side of the arena of competitive eatingcompetitionstraightly, but is standingmykingunder the dullwool, „......”
一扭头,只见视线中一根金色的呆毛在空中转了个圈,然后笔直地指着不远处举行大胃王比赛的擂台另一边,而在呆毛下面则正好站着一个吾王,“难道……”NamedArtoriayoung girl of kingsawShandora that is doing a lot of talking, on the faceshowed the dignifiedlookimmediately.
名为阿尔托利亚的王之少女一眼就看到了正在磨牙的珊多拉,脸上顿时露出了凝重的神色。„Is that”IbumpednearbyShandora, „Her Majesty the Queenwas hungry, words saying that you are also comeparticipating?”
“就是那个难道,”我碰了碰旁边的珊多拉,“女王陛下饿了,话说你也是来参赛的?”on the saberfaceshowed the seriousexpression: „Heard that herehas the lunch that does not limit the quantityto supplyfree, toguarantee the sufficientphysical strength conducts afternooncompetition, comingthisto eat meal!”
saber脸上露出了郑重的表情:“只是听说这里有不限量免费供应的午饭,为了保证有充足的体力进行下午的比赛,来此吃饭而已!”Good, should actuallythink, thisscenehow could few Shadow Cityglutton 2nd form, thiswas known as, so long ascan in reproduce the mysteriouslifeform of entirerow of colorfulsabercorpstosufficientfood and illuminationin less than half a month.
好吧,其实早就应该想到,这种场面岂能少的了影子城吃货二号的身影,这个可是号称只要给充足的食物和光照就能在不到半个月的时间内繁殖出整整一排五颜六色saber战队的神奇生物啊。„To be honest, Ia littlesympathized with the unluckyegg that attended the cookcompetition,”as a result ofmyurgingrepeatedly, Icetismustwithourtogether, shespit the tonguetodayhonestly, variousdimensionkitchengods who look at a faceself-confidentexpression, „candie of exhaustionabsolutely-, althoughwithShandorano match for, butLin'scapacity for foodcomparedonlymuchto be absolutely manywiththisdullwool!”
“说实话,我有点同情参加厨艺比赛的倒霉蛋了,”由于我的一再叮嘱,冰蒂斯今天要老老实实地跟我们在一起,她吐了吐舌头,看着一脸自信表情的各次元厨神们,“绝对会累死的-虽然跟珊多拉比不上,但琳的饭量跟这个呆毛比起来绝对只多不少!”I: „...... Wewill not be regardedarewreck the event?”
我:“……咱们不会被当成是来砸场子的吧?”Perhapstodayparticipates inthisperson who is purely the entertainmentnaturecompetitive eatingcompetitionhas many are reallycomesto the reputation and prize, but when in the participanthasthreerealhungry ghosts, thiscompetitionalsoturns into the personalgluttonyfeast that certainnotgooddiningpartiesfilled the bellypurely, the process of competitiondoes not needto relate in detail, inmymind the picture of survivingwas left overin any casefinallybent over one's desktucks away, bends over one's desktucks away, bent over one's desktucks away.
或许今天来参加这个纯属娱乐性质大胃王比赛的人有不少是真冲着名声和奖品而来的,但当参赛者中存在三个货真价实的饿鬼的时候,这场比赛也就变成了某些无良蹭饭党单纯填饱肚子的私人饕餮大餐,比赛的过程不用详述,反正我脑海里最后残存的画面就剩下了伏案大嚼,伏案大嚼,还有伏案大嚼。
The result of the competitionis without a doubt, Shandorabyhorriblesuperiorforcingoutstanding heroes, after shefinished eating, in the arenaremainedtworefereeswithseveralplayers, looks at the emptyarena, the organizer who thiscompetitionwas with tears excited: „Champion who ladies, the gentlemen, ourHer Majesty the Queenobtainedthiscompetitive eatingcompetition, perhapsbut the awards ceremonyhas tocancel, askingHer Majesty the Queento understand that ourdifficulties...... youatefinallywas the trophy......”
比赛结果毋庸置疑,珊多拉以令人恐怖的优势力压群雄,等她吃完之后,擂台上就剩俩裁判跟几个参赛选手了,看着空荡荡的擂台,这场比赛的组织者眼含热泪激动不已:“女士们,先生们,我们的女王陛下获得了本次大胃王比赛的冠军,但颁奖典礼恐怕不得不取消,请女王陛下理解我们的难处……您最后吃掉的那个就是奖杯……”It is fortunate thatwasShandorawon the competition, otherwisewe must compensate others trophy!
得亏是珊多拉赢得了比赛,要不然我们还得赔人家一个奖杯!„Reallyis very fiercecapacity for food, before”bids good-bye, Artoriatolost to the mouth of Shandorato show the respect of feeling a heartfelt admirationin the capacity for foodagain, „, and has not wastedanyfood, as a king, you were outstanding!”
“果然是非常厉害的饭量,”分手前,阿尔托利亚再一次对在饭量上败于珊多拉之口表示了心悦诚服的敬意,“而且没有浪费任何食物,作为一个王,您非常优秀!”Twocapacity for foodastonishingHer Majesty the Queenlook in the eyes, attracts each other, behindmeMoninais moving the wrist/skillwell satisfied: „Ha, withoutmadefoodfor a long timecarefreetime, Lin, youtodaydry/doesalsogood, thatfellownamedLiu Angxinglight/onlymade the fried riceto spit the foamtoyouon the tiredmouthprobably!”
两个饭量惊人的女王陛下四目相对,惺惺相惜,我后边莫妮娜则心满意足地活动着手腕:“哈啊,好久没有这么畅快地做一次饭了,琳,你今天干的也不错哦,那个叫刘昂星的家伙好像光给你做炒饭就累的口吐白沫了诶!”„......” The entirecompetitioninhas not eatenin low spiritsfiercely, finallywas teasedyoung girlDragon Godto send outcalling out in grief of troublebyIcetisa moment ago, „did Ieattoo?”
“唔……”整场比赛一直在闷头猛吃,结果刚才被冰蒂斯取笑了一番的少女龙神发出困扰的悲鸣,“我是不是吃太多了?”„Eatsto sate the appetitehas the strength!”sabersaystothisstrangestrengthDragon Godimmediatelyseriously.
“吃饱饭才有力气!”saber立刻严肃地对这位怪力龙神说道。Youdid not fearotherslatter half of life that your wordsfrightendoesn't eat meal? StrengththesetwocharactersbeforeLinareprohibited languageOh!
你就不怕你这一句话吓的人家下半辈子都不吃饭了?力气这两个字在琳面前是禁语啊!„Right, Artoria, yousaida moment agoafternooncompetition, whatthing did yourhero soulprepare?”
“对了,阿尔托利亚,你刚才说下午的比赛,你们英灵准备了什么东西?”Iremember the matter that Artoriamentioneda moment agosuddenly, somewhatis curious.
我突然想起了阿尔托利亚刚才提到的事情,不由有些好奇起来。„, Butsomeentertains,”Artoriasaidnaturally,„weplanto conduct Holy Grailwaragain a time......”
“啊,只是一些自娱自乐而已,”阿尔托利亚大方地说道,“我们打算再进行一次圣杯战争……”everybody: „......”众人:“……”Could not seedullhairking who completelyatmosphereis still continuing: „Althoughis the competition of friendshipnature, butis also worthwhole-heartedly.”
完全看不出气氛的呆毛王还在继续:“虽然是友谊性质的比赛,但也值得全力以赴呢。”Iliftedraising hand: „Askedonewith great courage: Youconfirmed that is‚Holy Grail’war? The words of ordinaryarena the name that has a need forthisreadingremnantly?”
我举了举手:“斗胆问一句:你们确认是‘圣杯’战争?普通擂台的话用得着这个残念的名字吗?”Dullhairkingsmilesfree and easy: „Because the Supremeprize of arenais a cup: Ilordtakes a bathwith that didn't youcontributeoneto giveshrine?”
呆毛王洒脱地一笑:“因为擂台的最高奖品就是一只杯子啊:吾主洗澡用的那种,您不是捐了一个给神殿吗?”I: „......”
我:“……”
The sixthHoly Grailwarisonegroup of eats to the full the braceidles the eggsorehero soulto revolvefivedollarsat the carnivalcarnival the plasticmouthcuplaunchingcontest?
第六次圣杯战争原来是一帮吃饱撑的闲着蛋疼的英灵在嘉年华狂欢节上围绕着一个五块钱的塑料口杯展开的争夺战吗?„, Competition!” The tsukkomi/ridiculesixthHoly Grailwarsavagetimeinmybrain, has heldmyarmto listen toViska that the Sirspoketo call out in alarmpeacefullysuddenly, „Elder BrotherElder Brother! I and foolelder sisteralsohad the competitionto saythis afternoon!”
“啊,比赛!”正在我脑内吐槽第六次圣杯战争之凶残的时候,一直安静地抱着我胳膊听大人说话的维斯卡突然惊呼了起来,“哥哥哥哥!我和笨蛋姐姐今天下午也有比赛的说!”everybodyinstantaneoussilence.众人瞬间一片沉默。Iused for fivesecondsto translatevariouslanguages the words that Viskaspoke, finallyconfirmed a fact: Oneselfdo not haveauditory hallucinations.
我用了五秒钟来把维斯卡说的话翻译成各种语言,最终确定了一个事实:自己没有幻听。„Competition...... both of you?”
“比赛……你们俩?”Has the puzzledexpression, Ithinkthisto the violentcrazyTwinsisters, definitelyis unable to imaginethemalsoto be ableduring the carnivalto register: Inthissurface the sunlightbrightharmoniouscontentcarnivalinalsodoes have the hellarenaandAsuramurdercompetition and internal organscrazyfeastsecretlyand so on unharmoniousplays?
带着纠结的表情,我看着这对暴力狂双子姐妹,完全无法想象她们俩也能在狂欢节期间报名参赛:难道这场表面上阳光灿烂和谐美满的狂欢节在暗地里还有地狱斗兽场、修罗杀人比赛、脏器狂宴之类的不和谐剧目吗?„Games.”
“运动会。”Is the expression on myface is extremely probably obvious, Pandoracannot bear, headbuttto hitafterownElder Brotherbelly, little girlsaidthreecharactersbriefly and to the point.
大概是我脸上的表情都太过明显,就连潘多拉都忍不住,一个头槌撞在自家哥哥肚子上之后,小丫头言简意赅地说了三个字。„Isseveralcompetition that the military academyacademyoffers a sacrifice,”Viskais shakingmyarm, „the Misakapreliminary contestonetime, allprojectsaddedto have more than 2000to post forfirstfinally, hasto revise the rule, changes toMisakato invitecrossing over who comesto participate in the revelryas the foreign aid conducts the competition, the foreign aidpowerfulto representthisclass and gradevictory...... the graciousness, is the dark reddish purpledrop!”
“就是军事学院学园祭的几个竞赛项目啦,”维斯卡晃着我的胳膊,“御坂们预赛了一次,结果所有项目加起来出了两千多个并列第一,只好修改规则,改为御坂们邀请前来参加狂欢的穿越者作为外援进行比赛,外援强力的就代表本班级胜利……恩,就是酱紫滴!”Mythatembarrassed: Is thisalso good? Misakaconfirmed that thiscompetitionis meaningful?
我那个囧啊:这样也行?御坂们确认这种比赛还有意义吗?„In any caseis the entertainmentexhibition match of carnival,”Viskais blinking the redcat eye, a faceinterestabundant, „is fairthat a matter, everyoneplaystogetherheartilyis important!”
“反正是狂欢节的娱乐表演赛,”维斯卡眨巴着红红的猫眼,一脸兴致盎然,“公不公平就那么回事,大家一起尽情地玩才重要嘛!”„Then the lastissue,” the Onee-samaeyebrowrises, looks that a facefound the fun, butfull of enthusiasmViskaand a facewere towedto go into actionbutwhole facehelplessPandora, „you twoparticipate, isn't thisbreaks the rules?”
“那么最后一个问题,”姐姐大人眉毛上扬,看着一脸找到好玩的东西而兴致勃勃的维斯卡和一脸被拖着出马而满脸无奈的潘多拉,“你们两个参赛,这不是犯规吗?”Not onlybreaks the rules!
岂止是犯规!My not accidental/surprisedMisakacanbecome integrated with Viska, becauseindestinycenter of similitudesomewhat, the formerafterShadow Citysettlesquickwoundwithmycatpupilyounger sisterripe, unlikeownliving personnearelder sister, Viska should not be a through and throughcuriousbaby and person of action, although the charactersought novelty, butyoucannotdeny that sheinbecame friendsonenthusiasmwithMisaka, this, hadsuchseveralMisakanaturesin the course of contactsalsobecame the good friendonandthiscatpupilLoli, in additioncuriositysince birth, Viskawas persuaded the participation, moreoverdrew inownelder sister is also possible.
我并不意外御坂们能和维斯卡打成一片,由于命运上多多少少的相似点,前者在影子城定局之后很快就和我的猫瞳妹妹熟络了起来,跟自己生人勿近的姐姐不同,维斯卡是个彻头彻尾的好奇宝宝和行动派,虽然性格猎奇了点,但你不能否认她在和御坂们交朋友上的热情,这一来二去的,有那么几个御坂自然也就和这个猫瞳萝莉成了好友,再加上生来的好奇心,维斯卡被说动参赛而且还拉上自己的姐姐也是可能的。But the issueis: Ifthesetwo100,000horsepowersparticipated, otherpersonalsosomeratios?
但问题是:假如这两个十万马力都参赛了,其他人还有的比吗?„Naturallyhas limited!”Viskadrawsusto walktoward the direction of public transportwhileexplainedwarm-heartedly,„allparticipantsmustbe limited the ordinaryHuman Racebodyquality, besidesindividualskill, includingspeedstrengthanythingmustlimit, after all the participatingwhatpeoplehad, twoyearsfourclassesalsofoundtwochildhoodUltramanto attend the long jumpcompetition......”
“当然有所限制啦!”维斯卡一边拉着我们向公共运输机的方向走去一边热心地解释起来,“所有参赛者都要被限制到普通人类的身体素质,除了个人技巧之外,包括速度力量什么的都要限制,毕竟参赛的什么人都有嘛,二年四班还找到两个幼年奥特曼参加跳远比赛呢……”„Technical departmentprepared the strengthadjustmentanchor, thereforedoes not have the issue.”Pandoracameone, in the intonationto pass the thickhidden bitternessunemotionally. Thisgirlwas clung to for dear lifeto hitto towbyoneselfyounger sisterabsolutelyrottenly.
“技术部准备了力量调整锁定器,所以没问题。”潘多拉面无表情地来了一句,语调里透着浓浓的幽怨。这丫头绝对是被自己妹妹死缠烂打拖过来的。
During the carnival, Shadow Cityopenedlarge number ofpublic transports, forthesequite„ordinary”orquitelazytouristfast transferlocation, travels bythistype of vehicle that is re-equippedto comeby the small-scaletransport aircraft, wearrived at the emperorbefore long*** before matterschoolgate .
狂欢节期间影子城开放了大量公共运输机,用于那些比较“普通”的或者比较懒的游客快速转移场地,搭乘这种由小型运输机改装而来的载具,我们不一会就来到了帝***事学院门前。Althoughcarnivalmaincollectionconference sitein the great plains in Shadow Cityedge, butin the citysimilarly is also the happysea of holidaycelebration, mosttouristson the programtoplainare certainly interested, what also many personmore curiousEmpirecapital'slocal conditions and social customsare, thereforeare also manyinShadow Cityinsidetraffic, butmajorityis the quitelatevisitor who comesfor various reasons: Theydid not haveten thousandto take to oneselfnovelfeelingto get strength backfromthiswith enough time.
虽然狂欢节主要的集会场是在影子城边缘的大平原上,但城市里同样也是节日庆典的欢乐海洋,大部分游客当然对平原上的节目非常感兴趣,但也有不少人更好奇帝国首都本身的风土人情是什么样,因此在影子城里面的人流量同样不少,而其中大部分都是由于各种原因来的比较晚的访客:他们还没来得及从这座万界之都带给自己的新奇感受中缓过劲来呢。In the military academyentrance, weactuallyfirstbumped into an acquaintance.
在军事学院门口,我们却首先碰上了一个熟人。„Oh!UncleAlien!”
“啊!外星人叔叔!”Thismade the name that the personwas full ofreadsremnantlyreallybe also sorry, myTohsakaOjou-sama.
这让人充满残念的称呼还真是抱歉了呢,我的远坂大小姐。Right, appearsbeforeoneself, wearsredcivilian clothes, keepsattractiveyoung girl of doubleponytail, Tohsaka Rin that somedayshave not seen.
没错,出现在自己面前的,穿着一身红色便服,留着双马尾的漂亮少女,正是有些日子没见的远坂凛。„Mustcall the Elder BrotherOh!”
“要叫哥哥啊!”Onlyused less than onesecondto gather the strengthaimingto make the attackplan, mythenarrowstepwent forward, grips the fistto make an effortto drillon the head of someproudJiaoshuangponytailOjou-sama, immediately, calling out in grief of Tohsaka Rinmade a sound.
只用了不到一秒钟来蓄力瞄准制定攻击方案,我便一个箭步上前,攥起拳头在某个傲娇双马尾大小姐的脑袋上用力钻起来,立刻,远坂凛的悲鸣就响了起来。Whathereis worth mentioning, althoughmymovementfast, butholdsmyheadto sitSuigintouunexpectedlyfrom beginning to endnotslightswayingonownshoulder, the equestrian skillexquisitehas reached the lv5degreesimply, words saying that thisDollhiddendutystepisrider?
这里值得一提的是,虽然我的动作飞快,但抱着我脑袋坐在自己肩膀上的水银灯竟然从始至终都没有丝毫的摇晃,骑术之精湛简直已经达到了lv5的程度,话说这个人偶的隐藏职阶难道是rider?Punishedfrontvenomous tongueDemoncoldoneminute that refuses stubbornlyto change a statement, Iput down the hand, presseson the latterheadgently: „Howto comenow? Hasn't the invitationdelivered?”
足足惩罚了面前死不改口的毒舌恶魔凛一分钟,我才放下手,在后者脑袋上轻轻一按:“怎么现在才来?邀请函不是早就送到了吗?”„This...... this......, Hahaha......”
“这个……这个嘛……啊哈,啊哈哈哈……”Coldaboutlooks in all directionsimmediately, „actuallyhas all kinds ofreasons......”
凛立刻左右四顾,“其实有各种各样的原因啦……”Reallywill not have lain, myOjou-sama.
还真是不会说谎呢,我的大小姐。How longmydoubtshave not continued, resounded the sound that be relentlessto expose the truthinside:
我的疑惑并没有持续多久,在旁边响起的声音毫不留情地揭露了事实真相:„Actuallytwodays ago arrived, butthisElder SisterIdiot the money-madcapacity for clear thinkingtriesto screw on a gemto get downfrom the crystalindex plate of dimensionhub, was discoveredby the going on patrolmanagement, resultseveralpeoplewere pressedbythatred and whitemanagementgiveto deliver to the city street management team, becausethought that does not dareto expose the authenticationstatusdisgraced, and has not bumped intoknowsownperson, thereforeis putuntil now- isthis.”
“其实两天前就到了,但这个白痴姐姐财迷心窍试图从次元枢纽的水晶指示牌上扣一块宝石下来,被正在巡逻的城管发现,结果几个人都被那个红白城管摁倒给送到了城管大队,因为觉得很丢人就没敢暴露认证身份,而且也没碰到认识自己的人,所以直到现在才被放出来-就是这样。”Goesfollowing the prestige, the one whomapsmyviewis a facehidden bitternesspurplesendsyoung girlMatou Sakura, as well asstandssideMatou Sakura, is displayingvarioussurprisedEmiyaaardwolfstudenttofourMonday.
循声望去,映入我眼帘的是一脸幽怨的紫发少女间桐樱,以及站在间桐樱身旁,正对四周一切表现出各种惊奇的卫宫土狼同学。
, Becauseskidded the public propertyto be detainedtwodays of timein the train stationby the managementblatantly, Tohsakayoualreadypoorlytothissituation?
哦哦哦,因为在火车站公然撬公物而被城管拘留了两天时间啊,远坂你已经穷到这种地步了吗?„How would I knowwill be graspedOh!”coldto become flushed the face, a personwhisperedin that „, ifwereUncleAlienthingcannottakecasually, whoknows that red-whitethatdoes not distinguish between right and wrong, was really, youabductedignorantyoung girl...... the volume, thiswaswhoseAh?”
“我哪知道会被抓起来啊!”凛涨红了脸,一个人在那嘀嘀咕咕,“假如是外星人叔叔的东西不是可以随便拿嘛,谁知道那个红白那么不分青红皂白,真是的,你又拐骗无知少女了……额,这都是谁啊?”Tohsakawhispered a meeting, suddenlydiscovered, the person who do not know are really many, God Clan***fivepeople of groupsneedless saying that Gaiashe is also firstmeeting, thistranslucentprettyelder sistermakesourcoldOjou-samaparticularlycurious: Knew that thisgroup of smoothEmpireleaders are not so long, how does theirsideemit the person who a seeminglymoral integritystillsavessuddenly?远坂嘀咕了一会,才突然发现,现场自己不认识的人还真不少,神族***五人组自不必说,就连盖亚她也是第一次见面,这个半透明的漂亮姐姐让我们的凛大小姐分外好奇:认识这帮没溜的帝国领袖这么久了,怎么他们身边突然冒出一个看上去似乎节操犹存的人?Although the aboveismybrainmakes up, butlooks that the TohsakalookIknowthisgirlis thinkinganything.
虽然以上是我的脑补但看着远坂的眼神我都知道这丫头在想些什么。
Sorry that Gaia- looks that in a projectiongirlmyheart of faceindifferent to fame or gainsmilevarioustypesintertwine, asusinonlyXiling Apostle that has the moral integrity was really laboriousyou.
真是抱歉了啊盖亚-看着一脸恬淡微笑的投影女孩我心中各种纠结,作为我们之中唯一一个有节操的希灵使徒真是辛苦你了呢。„Goodgood, othercomplaint, withyouintroduced that”Irubbedrubbingon the Tohsakahead, knows after the heart that thissemblancestubbornOjou-samaactuallyhopesby the eldersolove, thishiredto cope withhersimplyistooeasy-to-use, „thiswasGaia, somewhatspecialXiling Apostle, but also was mygood friend, thesewerelives hand to mouth......”
“好吧好吧,别怨念了,跟你介绍一下”我在远坂脑袋上揉了揉,知道这个外表倔强的大小姐其实有一颗希望被长辈如此宠爱的心之后,这招用来对付她简直是太好使了,“这是盖亚,一个有些特殊的希灵使徒,不过也是我的好朋友,这几个是来混饭的……”Letsafter the shiftattention the Tohsakacomplaintsubsidesslightly, Iwithgood-hearted personEmiyanot seen for a long timegreet, goes forwardto holdinthischaracterquiteafter an ownappetiteorangeyoungsterIam a faceaffable: „Emiya, your family is housegood?”
通过转移注意力来让远坂的怨念稍稍平息之后,我跟好久不见的老好人卫宫打起了招呼,上前抓住这个性格上颇对自己胃口的橘子头少年之后我是一脸的和蔼可亲啊:“卫宫啊,你家房子还好吧?”Emiyacomplexiononedull: „...... Fortunately, fortunately......”卫宫脸色一呆:“……还好,还好……”„Is the state of roads of your familyentrancegood?”
“你家门口的路况还好吧?”„...... Good, good......”
“……好,好……”„Whatrecentlydid not have the earthquaketo explode?”
“最近也没地震爆炸什么的吧?”„Not......”
“没……”„Ifelt relieved,”myoldbosomis gratified, „has the timeto go to your to gather, previoustimecreatestoyougreatlyis so troublesome, veryfeels sorryat heart.”
“那我就放心了,”我老怀欣慰,“有时间去你那聚聚,上次给你造成那么大麻烦,心里挺过意不去的。”
The Emiyatearsstreamed down: „...... Good......”卫宫眼泪都下来了:“……好……”
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