Chapter 663 第663章 Living theater...... 舞台剧…… I want to return a ticket, but Qianqian definitely does not let...... 我想退票,但浅浅肯定不让…… Therefore, it seems like today has to appreciate the historical big play that this girl doodle comes out. 于是,看来今天是不得不欣赏完这丫头涂鸦出来的历史大剧了。 However has a look at this audience of sea of people, these „were directed by the Empire mistress personally, the Azeroth salvation army high-level military officer friendship plays, reorganizes from the unlucky egg that in the Human Race history most touching fairy tale” wait/etc. laughed uproariously to flicker, thinks to have the so many person to be buried along with the dead to oneself today, I thought immediately seemed like all is not bad. 不过看看身边这人山人海的观众,这些被“帝国主母亲自编导,艾泽拉斯救世军高级将领友情出演,改编自人类历史上最感人至深的童话故事”等等噱头忽悠过来的倒霉蛋,想想今天有这么多人给自己陪葬,我顿时就觉得似乎一切也没那么糟糕了。 At the worst appreciates the surroundings population that spits the foam regards today's legitimate theater. 大不了欣赏周围人口吐白沫的一幕就当成今天的正剧吧。 In the heart indulges in flights of fancy, a gentle harp sound passed from the empty stage suddenly, originally slightly a little conversation sound is peaceful immediately, as sound-insulated Force Field starts, this open-air theater instantaneous quietness. 心中胡思乱想间,一阵轻柔的竖琴声突然从空荡荡的舞台后面传了出来,本来还稍微有点交谈声的现场立刻安静下来,而随着隔音力场启动,这露天的剧场瞬间一片沉静。 Only then that vague harp sound is getting more and more clear, as if coming from is in all directions ordinary, listening respectfully both ears is full gradually. 只有那若有若无的竖琴声越来越清晰,仿佛来自四面八方一般,将聆听者的双耳渐渐充盈。 Originally also waiting for white snow Princess rides Dodge battle axe to wear the mobile armor to rush to the stage to shout I who my given name Sams was shocked all of a sudden. 本来还等着白雪公主骑着道奇战斧身披机动铠甲冲上舞台大喊哀家名讳萨姆斯的我一下子就愣住了。 The so wonderful music appears in screenwriter Qianqian the beginning of living theater unexpectedly, this...... did my family Qianqian this brain revolve normally? 如此美妙的音乐竟然出现在浅浅编剧的舞台剧的开端,这……难道我家浅浅这次脑筋正常运转了？ „Ding-dong, ding-dong”, the persuasive melodious harp as if weeping and complaining breaks the chapter to raise high gradually, finally became a neutral tone to reverberate the elusive music sky over entire theater, but with this at the same time, the curtain in stage also pulled open finally slowly, immediately, calling out in alarm in a soft voice resounds in all around. “叮咚,叮咚”,如泣如诉婉转悠扬的竖琴断章渐渐高扬,最终成了一曲轻声回荡在整个剧场上空的空灵音乐,而与此同时,舞台上的帷幕也终于缓缓拉开,立刻,轻声的惊呼在四周响起。 Water Cube...... cough cough, considering copyright issue, do not use this vivid view. 水立方……咳咳,考虑到版权问题,还是不要用这种形象说法了。 In the stage appeared clear water, that was fettered by the charm on the stage obviously, because I discovered that upright „water block” outside does not have the glass and so on thing, the bottom in this water body was arranged the seaweed, the shell, the gravel, obviously is simulating the seabed the scene, but in water of center this side tall and pleasing to the eye charm, is playing the beautiful form of harp to pull open with the curtain, just right threw the shocking glance. 舞台上出现了一方晶莹的水,那显然是被魔力束缚在台上的,因为我发现那方方正正的“水块”外面并没有玻璃之类的东西,这片水体的底部被布置了海草,贝壳,沙砾,显然是在模拟海底的情景,而在这一方美轮美奂的魔力之水中央,一个正在弹奏竖琴的美丽身影随着帷幕拉开,恰到好处地向台下投来了惊艳的一瞥。 The aside gets up: „It is said that in that endless sky-blue sea deep place, is living beautiful, but the good lifeform, under the tranquil moon/month, the lucky crew saw that the lifeform of this beautiful rests on the reef, then immerses- they are called the merpeople the lifeform of this beautiful, but our main characters, is such merpeople Princess......” 旁白起:“据说,在那无尽的蔚蓝色海洋深处,生活着一种美丽而善良的生物,在平静的月下,幸运的船员看到这种美丽的生物在礁石上小憩,便为之沉醉-他们将这美丽的生物叫做人鱼,而我们的主人公,则是这样一位人鱼公主……” I see here silently, shifts to Qianqian, the eyes with tears: „White snow did Princess swell?” 我默默地看到这里,转向浅浅,双眼含泪:“白雪公主肿么了？” Although I know the script that you compile must change the subject sooner or later, but ten thousand didn't expect you have not been in the topic in the first minute the girl! Although I know that Ishanah with good, but troubles you who you play, when the screenwriter itself at least thinks that the basic logic Hey! white snow Princess does have the 10 cents relations with that only one silly salty turtle? 虽然我知道你编写的剧本迟早得跑题但万没想到你在第一分钟就没在题上啊丫头！虽然我知道伊莎娜跟你玩的不错但麻烦你在编剧本的时候至少想想基本的逻辑啊喂！白雪公主跟那只一傻娜的咸水鱼有一毛钱的关系？ Qianqian hehe laughs foolishly to me, does not know completely has the what appearance, then continues to turn head to see a play. 浅浅冲我嘿嘿傻乐,完全不知道发生神马的样子,然后继续扭头看戏。 No matter the script how, Ishanah in stage is very professional, moreover seemingly enters the play: This also calculates that the true colors performed, after all others are Princess of merpeople clan, the pit father on the pit father, at the worst I look the daughter who this regards! 不管剧本怎么样,舞台上的伊莎娜还是挺敬业的,而且貌似非常入戏:这也算本色演出了,毕竟人家本来就是人鱼族的公主,坑爹就坑爹吧,大不了我把这当成海的女儿看！ But this wonderful idea in Ishanah sets out to switch off under the harp the player instantaneous stopped suddenly. 但这美好的想法在伊莎娜起身关掉竖琴下面播放器的瞬间戛然而止了。 ...... The director, I requests to execute the stage manager! ……导演,我要求把剧务毙掉！ „Merpeople Princess is the merpeople king youngest daughter, is the cleverest daughter,” that sounds the soft half of aside to continue with the plain boiled water same tone unfortunately to read, „, but she by the love of family member, just the opposite, the academic record was not been bad, the sports is not good, the special skill class was persuaded to quit, plays the harp to need merpeople Princess of player frequently by the family/home brothers and sisters and stepmother ***, the merpeople kings think that such daughter grew up could not find to be good to work certainly, even did not give the pitiful small Princess food to eat, merpeople Princess was the aristocrat in sea, actually. Life that the poor is suffering hunger and cold generally......” “人鱼公主是人鱼王最小的女儿,也是最乖巧的女儿,”那听上去就让人软一半的旁白继续用白开水一样的语气好死不死地念着,“但她并不受家里人的宠爱,恰恰相反,学习成绩差,体育又不好,特长班被人劝退,就连弹竖琴都需要播放器的人鱼公主经常被家里的兄弟姐妹和继母***,人鱼王都认为这样的女儿长大一定找不到好工作,甚至不给可怜的小公主饭吃,人鱼公主是海中的贵族,却过着贫民一般饥寒交迫的生活……” Ishanah flings the tail at the right moment, the small shrimp that will pass by pats flatly, grasps the communication mouth stopper. 伊莎娜适时一甩尾巴,将一路过的小虾拍扁,抓起来往嘴里塞去。 „...... Hungry small Princess even has to exercise the skill that oneself prey on......” “……饥饿的小公主甚至不得不锻炼自己捕食的技巧……” Under the stage resounded the indistinct sobbing, but I thought that they definitely do not become this with emotion. 台下响起了隐隐约约的抽泣声,但我觉得丫们肯定不是感动成这样的。 I was despaired about this extremely realistic pit father script in any case, thorough despaired! 反正我是对这个太过现实的坑爹剧本绝望了,彻底绝望了！ „Because the seabed does not have the oxygen, according to junior middle school physics's fourth volume of p. 17's third paragraph, the three essential factors of phenomena of burning two lacks one, merpeople Princess that cannot light a fire to prepare food can only eat fresh food, was only 16-year-old she to suffer from many stomach diseases early, for example the duodenal ulcer and chronic gastritis, the year to year diet not well distributed deficient Vitamin B also let her by gum hemorrhage trouble......” “由于海底没有氧气,根据初中物理第四册第17页第三自然段,燃烧现象的三要素二缺一,不能生火做饭的人鱼公主只能吃生的食物,年仅16岁的她早早地患上了多种肠胃疾病,比如十二指肠溃疡和慢性胃炎,常年的饮食不调和缺乏维生素b还让她饱受牙龈出血的困扰……” A moment ago desperate, despairs to be good early now one time? Did the complete thing that Qianqian your entire compulsory education stage remembers concentrate to this script in? 刚才绝望的早了点,现在重新绝望一次行不行？浅浅你整个义务教育阶段所记住的全部东西是不是都浓缩到这个剧本上了？ „Until one day, the prince came.” When my tsukkomi/ridicule, the aside came one towering- this prince may really be jumps casually for the plot. “直到有一天,王子来了。”在我吐槽的时候,旁白突兀地来了一句-这个王子可真是为了剧情随随便便蹦上来的啊。 In the stage the water of that side charm occupied very big area, its end even is direct and stage aside is been connected by the curtain blocking spot, from the beginning I think that is the channel of irrigation, now discovers that is a river course. 舞台上那方魔力之水占据了非常大的面积,它的一端甚至直接和舞台旁白被帷幕遮挡的部位相连,一开始我以为那是注水的渠道,现在才发现,那原来是个河道。 In the resonant fishermen's song, our prince delimited the rubber boat to come out from the stage, the prince also wears a big bamboo hat . Moreover, shouldered a fishing pole...... 在嘹亮的渔歌中,我们的王子殿下划着橡皮艇从舞台后面出来了,王子殿下还戴着个大斗笠,而且,扛了根鱼竿…… Following pit father's I do not dare to imagine, but that pit father's prince still got down the bamboo pole above Ishanah steadfastly. 下面坑爹的一幕我都不敢想象了,但那坑爹的王子仍然坚定不移地在伊莎娜上方下了竿。 „Arrived at the prince who marine fishing relaxed to sprinkle the bait, suffering hunger and cold merpeople Princess could not endure the hunger, swallowed the fish food.” “来到海上钓鱼散心的王子殿下洒下了鱼饵,饥寒交迫的人鱼公主忍受不住饥饿,一口吞下了饵料。” Director! I must study fishing! I must study to fish the younger sister! Merpeople did Princess do for quite a while to be fished? 导演！我要学钓鱼！我要学钓妹子！人鱼公主搞了半天是被钓上来的？ Since the stage that had always led the prince of bamboo hat to start to play now the first beaming with joy plot: After depending on Shanna pulls the fish line to be entrained, the prince took off the bamboo hat, I hold breath immediately cold air: Kael'thas! Didn't you have other matter to do? 舞台上那始终带着斗笠的王子现在已经开始了出演以来的第一次露脸剧情:在依莎娜扯着鱼线被拽上来之后,王子殿下摘下了斗笠,我顿时倒吸一口凉气:凯尔萨斯！你丫就没别的事可干了吗？ „Oh, only pitifully is not the fish.” “唉,只可惜不是鱼。” Merpeople Princess that the prince in stage and was fished looked in the eyes a meeting, the former shakes the head regrettably, then lets go, the merpeople Princess plump fell. 舞台上的王子和被钓上来的人鱼公主四目相对了一会,前者遗憾地摇了摇头,然后一松手,人鱼公主扑通一声掉了回去。 The audience almost burnt with rage: Idiot! Do not give me Oh! 台下观众差不多都群情激愤了:白痴！你不要给我啊！ Sat could not bear in following Monina at this moment, collected to whisper: „I, if prince his mother, the absolute stopper goes back rebirth one time.” 坐在后面的莫妮娜这时候都忍不住了,凑过来嘀嘀咕咕:“我要是王子他妈,绝对塞回去重生一次。” , Also appeared, the valiant speech of Monina style! 哦哦哦,又出现了,莫妮娜风格的彪悍发言！ The one who keeps me from understanding, the script was in this situation, that aside read aloud is still tranquil: „ After prince leaves, merpeople Princess then suffered from the lovesickness, she to first to oneself food eats, moreover after catching oneself chooses that man who releases to never forget, but she knows, she is unable to fall in love with Human Race: The fish tail jumped to use energy on the ground. 让我无法理解的是,剧本都到这地步了,那旁白朗读起来仍然平静:“王子离开之后,人鱼公主便患上了相思病,她对第一个给自己食物吃而且在抓到自己之后选择放生的那个男子念念不忘,可是她知道,自己无法和一个人类相爱:鱼尾巴在地上蹦起来太费劲了。 However is unable to endure pain of yearning Princess actually to know that has a person to help itself, that is outside the imperial palace old sorceress. The sorceresses can make one mysterious medicine, eats up this medicine, a merpeople clan then can break out of the fetter of Grandpa Darwin, becomes in the person who the ground walks. 但是无法忍受相思之苦的公主却知道有一个人能够帮助自己,那就是皇宫外面的老巫婆。巫婆可以制造一种神奇的药,吃下这种药,人鱼一族便可以摆脱达尔文爷爷的束缚,成为在地上行走的人。 However the old sorceress is very greedy, that old woman request merpeople Princess must received exchange for this medicine with own the property of sound or entire kingdom, merpeople Princess in this choice front pain extremely, but to end the pain of yearning, good small Princess made own choice, at a dark and windy night, small Princess killed merpeople king and own stepmothers as well as 17 brothers and sisters as well as entire family aunts high and low more than 100 relative, all snatched their valuables and money came...... ” 但是老巫婆是非常贪婪的,那个老女人要求人鱼公主必须用自己的声音或者整个王国的财产来换取这种药,人鱼公主在这个选择面前痛苦万分,但为了结束相思之苦,善良的小公主还是做出了自己的选择,在一个月黑风高的夜晚,小公主杀死了人鱼王和自己的继母以及十七个兄弟姐妹以及全家七大姑八大姨上下一百多号亲戚,将他们的财宝全都抢了过来……” At this moment, the entire auditorium was peaceful, I am listening to the aside dumbfoundedly, the streaming with sweat: This definitely is the Qianqian character transforms the time thing that writes! 这一刻,整个观众席都安静了,我目瞪口呆地听着旁白,汗如雨下:这肯定是浅浅性格转换的时候写的东西！ „What makes Princess sad is, in this process, the sorceress who will make the wonder drug is scared to death.” “但让公主伤心的是,在这过程中,会制造神药的巫婆被吓死了。” Under the stage continues a silence. 台下继续一片沉默。 „Small Princess has to drink in old sorceress laboratory all liquid medicines, tried to find to turn into the Human Race method......” “小公主只好将老巫婆实验室里面的所有药水都喝了下去,试图找到能变成人类的方法……” Princess you are magnanimous! 公主您海量！ „Fortunately, small Princess succeeded! She obtained the both legs!” “幸运的是,小公主成功了！她获得了双腿！” The Water Cube in stage in a ray of space transmission vanishes in a flash, together with just completed the self-destroying whole families to drink boldly thousand cups of Ishanah, vanished in the line of sight of audience, displaced, stood there had leg version Princess: Jaina. 舞台上的水立方在一阵空间传送的光芒中一瞬间消失,连同刚刚完成自灭满门豪饮千杯的伊莎娜在内,都消失在了观众的视线中,取而代之的,是站在那里的有腿版公主:吉安娜。 I said, you were really all right to do! Collects Qianqian this pit father script the liveliness? 我说,你们是真的没事干了吧！都来凑浅浅这坑爹剧本的热闹？ „Has a new lease of life merpeople Princess to be joyful extremely, she decided that once lived to sever completely with, therefore, she gave a new name for oneself, called white snow Princess- my mother, may calculate that circled...... to be sorry, this was not in the aside!” “重获新生的人鱼公主喜悦万分,她决定与自己曾经的生活一刀两断,于是,她为自己起了个新名字,叫白雪公主-我的娘咧,可算绕回来……啊抱歉抱歉,这句不是旁白里面的！” Under stage: „......” 台下:“……” I: „......” 我:“……” I am really didn't expect Qianqian also record this Oh! other, the aside is good to sprout/moe. 我是真没想到浅浅还记着这茬啊！另外,旁白好萌。 The plot progresses here, has thoroughly transformed the pit father route, obtains newborn white snow Princess to walk in the land, successfully learned the Human Race life style, and inquired Wang Zisheng's live castle in what direction, therefore she started to set out to the castle full of enthusiasm, on the road, white snow Princess met many dangers and difficulties, had the lion, the snake, the goshawk wants to attack Princess, delicate Princess naturally was not the opponents of these beast of prey- I did not believe in any case- in very critical time, warrior appeared of under seven alien races, and rescued in danger Princess sama. 剧情进展到这里,已经彻底转化到了坑爹路线,获得新生的白雪公主行走在大地上,成功地学会了人类的生活方式,并打听到了王子生活的城堡在什么方向,于是她开始兴致勃勃地向城堡进发,在路上,白雪公主遇到了很多艰难险阻,有狮子,蛇,苍鹰想要袭击公主,柔弱的公主当然不是这些猛兽的对手-反正我是不信的-在非常危急的时刻,七个异族的勇士出现了,并救下了遇险的公主sama。 That is seven good dwarves, seven industrious dwarves, seven take collecting the ore as to live, the animal in forest with dwarf who friendly is together, seven...... 那是七个善良的小矮人,七个勤劳的小矮人,七个以采集矿石为生,和森林中的动物友好相处的小矮人,七个…… Seven headed by Magni Bronzebeard, the muscle is perfectly round than the forehead, the whole body is dressing up with the tank armor same heavy steel plate, beginning shakes hammers, go into action same enters the stage with the big iron block that a gang moved pounds to fly the dwarves of more than ten lions. 七个以麦格尼?铜须为首的,肌肉比脑门都滚圆,全身披挂着跟坦克装甲一样厚重的钢板,一手开山斧一手撼地锤,行动起来跟一帮会移动的大铁墩子一样一出场就砸飞了十几只狮子的矮人。 ...... Paek Sul-hui do you want to establish Black Sea An Qilong to help? ……白雪姬你这是要成立黑海岸七龙帮？ In becomes in the fervent marching song suddenly, Jaina in stage led the iron furnace fort beating , smashing and looting to burn seven people of groups to launch the imposing big risk, now I do not leave leeway the hope to the plot thoroughly, but seemingly regarded a movie featuring Chinese acrobatic fighting to come to see above: Brandished Magni of king of coverall hill to have the hammer to fall, pounds to fly with the lion that the demon technology made occasionally, the tyrannosaurus, the mammoth also to have the fin whale, the lightning fluttering in white snow Princess hand, is sweeping away in the coming from castle some interception army that virulent queen who had the serious love child hobby sent, another six dwarves gave out heavenshaking angry roaring, annihilated the wolf grandmother, the north wind sorceress, iced Empress coldly, Anubis, damn, the composite troops total 18 waves that octopus doctor wait wait/etc. etc. villains composed, in the huge stage that called imposing gunsmoke to rise from all directions, wears battle dress to hold the heart of rising sun. On the chest also leads Paek Sul-hui of Cross of Iron to get own dwarf army to fight up and down the country, opening up territory crack earth, attacked and occupied the state of prince rapidly, they nearby state received the oppression formed the joint army contigent with the Viking and Pac-Man, and launched with the evil queen's great plains before castle fights a decisive battle finally 在突然就变得慷慨激昂的进行曲中,舞台上的吉安娜领着铁炉堡打砸抢烧七人组展开了轰轰烈烈的大冒险,现在我已经彻底不对剧情留有希望,但貌似把上面都当成一部武打片来看还是可以的:挥舞着山丘之王套装的麦格尼手起锤落,砸飞了用魔偶技术制造出来的狮子,暴龙,猛犸还有长须鲸,白雪公主手中的闪电翻飞,横扫着来自城堡里某个有严重恋子癖的恶毒王后派出来的拦截部队,另外六个小矮人们发出震天的怒吼,先后歼灭了狼外婆,北风女巫,寒冰皇后,阿努比斯,草泥马,章鱼博士等等等等反派人物组成的混合部队共计十八波,庞大的舞台上那叫一个轰轰烈烈硝烟四起,身披战袍手执旭日之心胸口上还带着铁十字勋章的白雪姬领着自己的矮人军队南征北战,开疆裂土,迅速攻占了王子的国度,他们与附近国度受到压迫的维京人和吃豆人组建了联合军团,并和邪恶的王后在城堡前的大平原展开最终决战 This is the exceptionally frigid fight, in the fight, the dwarf died in battle four unfortunately, therefore the remaining three eyes including the sorrowful tears, all at the suggestion of dwarf leader Magni exchange the flintlock, helped change to three hackbuteers the name of gang from Black Sea An Qilong...... 这是异常惨烈的战斗,战斗中,小矮人不幸阵亡了四个,于是剩下的三个眼含悲痛的热泪,在矮人首领麦格尼的提议下全体换上火枪,将团伙的名字从黑海岸七龙帮改成了三个火枪手…… „Brian, my good dwarf, now what to do should we?” “布莱恩,我善良的小矮人,我们现在应该怎么办？” In the stage, falls into the disadvantaged white snow Princess to lean on the long sword exhaustedly, the eyes is looking at the front firm and resolute. 舞台上,陷入劣势的白雪公主疲惫地拄着长剑,双眼坚毅地看着前方。 „Please should not be discouraged, Her Highness the Princess,” has transferred the duty to become hackbuteer dwarf No. 3 to reply deep and gruff voice, „please read the war map, this stretch of battlefield suits us to attack directly, it now main attack path, only then three, moreover is hard to take care , before I and big Senior Brother two fellow apprentices go leads the way, the enemy definitely cannot block completely, you look, this is starting off, this is a middle of the mill, this is under the road...... our goals is the station queen here, but on the road kills the soldier is an issue- we are every insufficient, moreover does not know the queen that side does have the belt/bring making an arrest skill......” “请不要灰心,公主殿下,”已经转职成火枪手的矮人三号粗声粗气地回答,“请看作战地图,这片战场适合我们正面出击,它现在主要的进攻道路只有三条,而且互相之间难以照应,我和大师兄二师兄去前开路,敌人肯定不能全部拦住,您看,这是上路,这是中路,这是下路……我们的目标是站在这里的王后,但路上杀小兵是个问题-我们人手不够,而且不知道王后那边有没有带抓人技能的……” Is this Monk Tang gets three hackbuteers to hit the dota story? 这是唐僧领着仨火枪手打dota的故事吧？ The aside gets up: „After a difficult fight, Her Highness the Princess and three apprentices defeated 9981 evil spirit finally, and arrived in front of the evil queen.” 旁白起:“经过一番艰难的战斗,公主殿下和三个徒弟终于战胜了九九八十一只妖魔,并来到了邪恶的王后面前。” „Bang ~! ~!” In obviously is the writer cannot arrange completely in decisive battle that but rushes a job urgently, after smog, the evil queen whole body dressed up arrived Sylvanas!! Goes home to cultivate your elevator to me! “砰~！~！”在明显是剧作者完全编不下去而紧急赶工出来的大决战中,一阵烟雾过后,邪恶的王后全身披挂地登场了-希尔瓦娜斯！！给我回家修你的电梯去！ „Evil queen!” Magni grasps the iron hammer, to acting the queen, resigned-looking looks that Sylvanas under stage sets the vicious appearance, „you must for your family's elevator...... cough cough, pay the price for your atrocities to my five brothers!” “邪恶的王后！”麦格尼手握铁锤,对扮演王后,一脸无奈看着台下的希尔瓦娜斯做出凶狠的样子,“你要为你家的电梯……咳咳,为你对我五名兄弟的暴行付出代价！” Nearby Brian hurries to remind in a low voice: „Big Brother, is four- I am also living!” 旁边布莱恩赶紧低声提醒:“大哥,是四个-我还活着呢！” „But I fall down five times!” Magni raises the voice to scream. “但我掉下去五次！”麦格尼提高嗓门大声嚷嚷。 Under the stage is confused, my at this moment has pulled out quickly. 台下一头雾水,我这时候已经快抽过去了。 Sylvanas gets angry, to me can see that far away her eyebrow is shaking beats, I about the Sylvanas character a little knew, she absolutely does not have the Magni that old child same interest to this farce, was needless saying that also combined threats with inducements to play by Qianqian, but now, the action of Magni this old child obviously in challenging Sylvanas final conscience lower limit- looked in the Empire face, do not give Azeroth to lose face! 希尔瓦娜斯黑着脸,离老远我都能看出她的眉毛在一抖一抖地跳动,我对希尔瓦娜斯的性格还是有点了解的,她对这种闹剧绝对没有麦格尼那个老顽童一样的兴致,不用说也是被浅浅威逼利诱着来出演的,而现在,麦格尼这老顽童的举动显然在挑战希尔瓦娜斯最后的良心底限-看在帝国的面子上,别给艾泽拉斯丢人了！ „!” “唰！” In the Sylvanas hand lifts gently, no one has seen clearly what's the matter, weakened the shadow fire of version then to cut the air together, has drawn together the strange arc after the midair, a feather arrow inserted near the Magni chrysanthemum tremblingly. 希尔瓦娜斯手中轻轻一抬,谁也没看清怎么回事,一道削弱版的暗影射击便划破了空气,在半空划过一道诡异的弧线之后,一支羽箭颤颤巍巍地插在了麦格尼的菊花附近。 „!!! The evil queen, looks at my iron hammer!” “哦嗷嗷嗷哦嗷！！！邪恶的王后,看我的铁锤！” „!” “唰唰！” „Big Senior Brother!” “大师兄！” „Third Brother withstands!” “三弟顶住！” „Elder Brother runs!” “哥哥快跑！” „cloud Chang! Protects the military strategist!” “云长！保护军师！” „tai! Cao Zeier dares!” “呔！曹贼尔敢！” „The Xiao Li throwing knife, the case not empty sends!” “小李飞刀,例无虚发！” „Jaina! Looks in the Goddess of Darkness face! Helps me throw these three dwarves!” “吉安娜！看在黑暗女神的面子上！帮我把这三个矮子扔下去！” „ Her Highness the Princess you cannot this...... oh “公主殿下你不能这……oh my my god! ” god！” „,......” “吱吱嘎嘎,吱吱嘎嘎……” In stage one by one lively, but I had heard not too wonderful sound: It seems like, did that use Arcane to strengthen the innumerable stages to sway a moment ago? 舞台上一阵比一阵热闹,但我已经听到了不太妙的声音:貌似,那用奥术加强过无数次的舞台刚才晃荡了一下？ This bad suspicion next second was proven, and transforms a loud sound: „Bang!!” 这个糟糕的猜想下一秒就获得了证实,并转化成一声巨响:“轰隆！！” In one group of heroes, under tossing about of Magni that old child, pitiful stage Monarch could not shoulder especially, in a loud sound, entire giant platform crashed by the potential of moving mountains, the curtain support everything in disorder thing all buries the race leader who several no moral integrity outstanding classes came out below right in the face. 在一帮英雄,尤其在麦格尼那种老顽童的折腾下,可怜的舞台君扛不住了,在一声巨响中,整个巨型平台以排山倒海之势崩塌了下来,帷幕支架乱七八糟的东西劈头盖脸地将几个无节操翘班出来的种族领袖给全埋在了下面。 The head withstand/top head lime Aegwynn to stand unemotionally, in has turned into the ruins stage vestige, in the hand takes the book of aside: „Finally, Princess and queen lived the happy life of having no shame.” 头上顶着一脑袋白灰的艾格文面无表情地站在已经变成废墟的舞台遗迹上,手里拿着旁白的本子:“最后,公主和王后过上了没羞没臊的幸福生活。” ...... Director, Prince? ……导演,王子呢？ „Crash-bang-” “哗啦-” In me soon by this pit father's living theater thunder outside burnt/anxious Lijiao time, the heavenshaking applause, from transmits suddenly in all directions. 正在我快要被这坑爹的舞台剧雷的外焦里焦的时候,震天的掌声,突然从四面八方传来。 Gathers here audience, in the guest who various halfway explosive sounds attract, now bursts into the warm applause, on faces was happy to pleat. 聚拢在此处的观众,还有在半中间的各种爆炸声吸引过来的客人,现在都爆发出了热烈的掌声,一个个脸上都乐出褶子了。 „ Good, “好吧, At least is a successful comedy. ” I knocked gently on the Qianqian's head, on the face have the happy expression. 至少是一部成功的喜剧。”我在浅浅的脑袋上轻轻敲了一下,脸上还是带着笑意。 Almost forgot, today is the carnival, who can put down the day that the heavy burden and people on shoulder have a good time together, even Sylvanas was towed Kamibutai, why puzzled plot? 差点都忘了,今天是狂欢节,谁都能放下肩上的重担与民同乐的日子,连希尔瓦娜斯都被拖上舞台了,又何必纠结剧情呢？ What is more important, even if you intertwine again, has the wool to use...... 更重要的是,哪怕你再纠结,有毛用啊…… But at this moment, an unusual sound broke me and everybody together applause, goes following the prestige, I discovered in the crowd man who three wear the ceremonial hat, what is different from the surroundings person happy atmosphere, these three big masters are crying on each other's shoulders. 但就在这时,一点异样的声音打断了我和众人一起的鼓掌,循声望去,我在人群中发现了三个戴着礼帽的男人,和周围人欢乐的气氛不同的是,这三个大老爷们正在抱头痛哭。 From their energy responses, this should be three hero souls, but seemingly is not the combat troops. 从他们身上的能量反应来看,这应该是三个英灵,但看上去好像不是战斗部队的。 „Asked taking advantage of- you how?” “劳驾借过-你们怎么了？” I arrive by three crying on each other's shoulders men to ask bewilderedly. 我来到三个抱头痛哭的男人旁边莫名其妙地问道。 When first person of lifts the head comes to take off one's hat to salute with me: „Emperor your majesty, name was my Hans? Chris Thuin? Anderson.” Then referred to nearby two look close people: „Is this Jacob? Green, is this William? Green......” 当先一人抬起头来跟我脱帽行礼:“皇帝陛下,我叫汉斯?克里斯蒂安?安徒生。”然后指了指旁边的两个相貌相近的人:“这是雅各布?格林,这是威廉?格林……” Qianqian! Comes to apologize! 浅浅！过来跟人道歉！