Chapter 555 第555章 The young werewolf Arrives Suigintou? Breaks the tooth! 小狼人登场-水银灯?断牙！ Listening, the present situation is critical, is strange,...... the egg hurts. 听着,现在的情况非常危急,非常诡异,非常……蛋疼。 Looks that kicks Della that in oneself at present the water splash is swimming, I felt that my ponder ability is chasing second to drop. 看着在自己眼前扑腾着水花游来游去的叮当,我感觉自己的思考能力正在逐秒下降。 „A'Jun A'Jun! Della has the recent discovery!” “阿俊阿俊！叮当有新发现哦！” Tiny tot goddess does not know are oneself doing, but is keeps up with the quickly changes to become me of fossil to incur cheerfully, then lies down on the water surface face up, the hands and feet swims motionless fast, speed more than two meters. 小不点女神根本不知道自己在干什么,而是乐呵呵地跟已经快变成化石的我招着手,然后仰面躺在水面上,手脚不动地飞快游起来,时速两米多。 ...... My eyes looked, she with own wing, when the propeller, provided the power in the underwater full power revolution, IQ was 9 Sir goddess in this fool's common game happy incomparable. ……我一眼就看出来了,她是用自己的翅膀当螺旋桨,在水下全功率运转提供动力,智商为九的女神大人在这笨蛋一般的游戏中欢乐无比。 „Really, this suits Della! Not worry and wing entangled together, A'Jun, you looked that Della this swimsuit was unattractive?” “果然,这样才适合叮当！再也不担心手和翅膀缠在一起了,阿俊,你看叮当这件泳衣好看不？” The little thing is saying, remembered the new pleasure, rotates the body to demonstrate her „new swimsuit” in the water to me, a micro campus swim suit. 小东西说着,又想起了新乐子,在水里转动着身子给我展示她的“新泳衣”,一件超微型的校园泳装。 The campus swimsuit is not evil, but the broad masses gave the evil meaning to it, therefore as broad masses I, at this moment likes a sudden thunderclap again. 校园泳衣不邪恶,但广大人民群众给它赋予了邪恶的含义,所以身为广大人民群众一员的我,这一刻再次五雷轰顶。 „Bubbles from online ordered the good how good many offices, then throwing in the clothes gave Della, is very good-fitting! Moreover behind this swimsuit opens the mouth to be very low, the wing is not worried unable to extend completely!” “泡泡从网上订购了好多好多手办哦,然后把附赠的衣服给了叮当,都很合身的！而且这件泳衣背后开口很低,翅膀完全不担心伸不出来！” Home education! Kid's mother home education that needs regular to carry out very seriously from the beginning! 家庭教育！孩子她妈需要非常严肃正规从头进行的家庭教育！ I grasped Della from the water, has a look everywhere, had not actually found the appropriate detention location, finally has to back off temporarily in a bucket her in the little thing puzzled protests, then has the egg sore expression to set out to put on the bath towel. 我从水里抓起了叮当,四处看看,却没找到合适的关押地点,最后只好在小东西困惑的抗议声中将她暂时倒扣进一个水桶里,然后带着蛋疼的表情起身披上浴巾。 All right, moral integrity anything, since has reset, does not need to continue to be worried. 没事,节操什么的,既然已经清零,也就没必要继续担心了。 Moreover mentioned strangely, rushed in the bathroom by girl obviously similarly, Della and Anveena to the impact that I had actually completely not in a rank, the latter made me feel that Shandora carried the Cannon to clash to have the possibility with Qianqian, but the former, actually can only make me have a headache slightly. 而且说来奇怪,明明同样被女孩子闯进了浴室,叮当和安薇娜给我造成的冲击却完全不在一个等级,后者让我感觉珊多拉跟浅浅扛着加农炮冲进来都有可能,而前者,却只能让我稍微头疼一点。 When probably is taking a bath the kitty that in the Houjia raises to rush to be restless same suddenly, a little does not know whether to laugh or cry merely. 就好像洗着澡的时候家里养的猫咪突然闯进来闹腾一样,仅仅是有点哭笑不得而已。 The Della's pet image has really touched my heart, keeping me definitely from regarding girl to regard her...... 叮当的宠物形象果然已经深入我心,让我完全无法把她当成女孩子看待了…… „Pū A'Jun do you do Oh!” “噗哈-阿俊你干什么啊！” „You also asked me!” I soon went wrong by this senseless little thing air/Qi, „am I taking a bath you to rush suddenly what's the matter?!” “你还问我！”我快要被这个没头没脑的小东西气出毛病来,“我正洗澡呢你突然闯进来是怎么回事？！” „Because A'Jun needs Della!” “因为阿俊需要叮当！” The little thing very draws out the small chest immediately, a face spoke righteously. 小东西立刻挺起小胸脯,一脸义正词严。 I start to look for bottles of cans of everywhere- today must go in this little thing stopper! 我开始到处找瓶瓶罐罐-今天非把这小东西塞进去不可！ „Or A'Jun body did not restore well!” “要不阿俊的身体就恢复不好了！” Della a few words made my movement stop. 叮当紧接着的一句话却让我的动作停了下来。 The little thing jumped on my shoulder, made an effort to hold my ear, scolded loudly: „A'Jun too did not know the weight, was turned into awareness of Void Creature good danger by oneself? Even the Star Domain gods will not make such risky attempt to say! Immunity Void corrodes and turns into Void Creature radically is two concepts! A'Jun do you know you just came back is the situation much serious? Della only saw your body, actually could not see that your Soul A'Jun body and soul were almost isolated two things! The middle was being split by Void Energy, although seems like them to restore in oneself, but Della was worried very much, the speed of that restore, was too slow!” 小东西啪嗒一声跳到了我肩膀上,用力抱着我的耳朵,大声数落起来:“阿俊就是太不知道轻重了,让自己变成虚空生物好危险的知道吗？即使是星域的神明也不会做这么冒险尝试的说！免疫虚空侵蚀和自身变成虚空生物根本是两个概念吖！阿俊你知不知道你刚回来的时候情况多严重？叮当只看到了你的身体,却看不到你的灵魂-阿俊的身体和灵魂几乎完全被隔离成两个东西了！中间被虚空能量分裂着,虽然看上去它们都在自己修复,可是叮当还是很担心,那个修复的速度,太慢了！” Is the sequela of that skill...... so serious? 那个技能的后遗症……有这么严重？ I make Della's describe have a scare, knew in the heart that this little thing is impossible to deceive itself, immediately has cold sweat. 我让叮当的描述吓了一跳,心知这个小东西不可能骗自己,立刻出了一头的冷汗。 „Therefore, from now on, Della must 24 hours with A'Jun together, take a bath, eats meal, sleeps, plays, wants together! Della will provide the energy uninterruptedly, speeds up the A'Jun soul to restore, un, is the dark reddish purple!” “所以,从现在开始,叮当必须二十四小时和阿俊在一起,洗澡,吃饭,睡觉,玩耍,都要在一起！叮当会不间断地提供能量,加快阿俊灵魂恢复,嗯,就是酱紫！” „Goes to bathroom?” “上厕所呢？” I spoke thoughtlessly asked that then did not suddenly feel wonderfully. 我随口就问了一句,然后顿觉不妙。 The first illustrious name, let a Idiot maid and fool goddess pollutes jointly. 一世英名啊,就让一个白痴女仆和一个傻蛋女神联手污染了。 „This...... this......” Della reddens all over the face visits me, then resolutely, „Della lies in the A'Jun pocket, does not come out absolutely!” “这个……这个……”叮当满脸通红地看着我,然后毅然决然,“叮当趴在阿俊的衣兜里,绝对不出来！” „Good, the second issue,” I knocked the Della's small head, does not know that is this/should reminder this fool, „you have had not discovered, I...... don't wear the clothes in taking a bath?” “那好,第二个问题,”我敲了敲叮当的小脑瓜,不知道是不是该提醒这个笨蛋,“你有没发现,我在洗澡的时候……是不穿衣服的？” „Hey? is this,” from the start looks like the little thing rushes harebrainedly has not considered this, now finds the gravity that problem, pondered after 2-3 seconds, hides in my eye underground, Della entire „person” starts gradually to blush, belches smoke, finally „pū”, fell into the water from my shoulder straightly, „pū...... choked the water, Della choked the water!” “诶？是这样哦,”看来小东西冒冒失失闯进来的时候压根就没考虑这个,现在才发现问题的严重性,思考了2-3秒钟之后,就在我眼皮子地下,叮当整个“人”都开始逐渐发红,冒烟,最后“噗”的一声,直挺挺地从我肩膀上掉进了水里,“噗哈……呛水了,叮当呛水了！” Was thrown into confusion to fish from the water by me, in little thing eyes also such as the mosquito-repellent incense circle same goes round and round, after flies on my shoulder swayingly, suddenly incomparable trouble calls out in grief. 被我手忙脚乱地从水里捞出来,小东西眼睛里还如蚊香圈一样绕来绕去,晃晃悠悠地飞到我肩上之后,突然无比困扰地悲鸣起来。 „...... Then was not complete, looks mutually completely only, later did not marry...... A'Jun you to be responsible for Oh! absolutely, or Della no one wanted!” “唔……这下全完了,互相全部都看光光,以后绝对嫁不出去了……阿俊你一定一定要负责啊！要不叮当就没人要了！” How you let me equally big pet to a height and palm of the hand are responsible for Oh! this situation explaining that from the physiology doesn't inform not? Moreover seems like hit today deeply, only then I? 你让我如何对一个身高跟自己巴掌一样大的宠物负责啊！这情况从生理学上解释不通知道不？而且貌似今天中枪最深的只有我吧？ „Just started is only thought that said very much fun, moreover Bubbles suggested that Della looked for A'Jun this time, didn't expect was swindled completely.” The little thing grabs own hair worriedly, back two pairs of wing weakly and without strength (dispirited) drooped. “刚开始只是觉得很好玩的说,而且泡泡建议叮当这个时间来找阿俊,没想到完全上当了。”小东西苦恼地抓着自己的头发,背后的两对翅膀都有气无力地耷拉了下来。 At that moment, is a hasty whistling the comfort, I do not know oneself said anything, to be honest, my present brain has become the starch quickly. 当下,又是一阵忙忙呼呼的安慰,我都不知道自己说了什么,说实话,我现在的脑子已经快成浆糊了。 Takes a bath, it is expected that relaxation truly achieved, at least in physiology so, but psychologically that heavy fatigue actually so pit father, blurry from bathroom *** passes through the living room time saw Lin Xue goes to here the mischievous smile of harboring evil intentions, I suddenly discovered, this World really destroys is quite appropriate. 洗了个澡,预想中的放松确实达到了,最起码生理上如此,但心理上那沉甸甸的疲惫感却如此坑爹,迷迷糊糊从浴室***来经过客厅的时候看到了林雪投向这边的不怀好意的促狭微笑,我突然发现,这个世界果然还是毁灭掉比较合适。 „Hū, should no one discover?” Spread from the pocket of own chest front for the inaudible sound, because of shy and with the fool same had the ostrich attitude the little thing that hid completely. “呼,应该没人发现吧？”从自己胸前的口袋中传出了为不可闻的声音,因为害羞而将自己完全隐藏起来的小东西跟个笨蛋一样采取了鸵鸟态度。 Some people discovered absolutely, the peeping craziness demon forest demigod that at least some talent different reported saw completely. 绝对有人发现了,至少某个天赋异禀的偷窥狂魔林半仙是全部看见了。 „Hey? A'Jun did you wash?” The Onee-sama's sound makes me recover, „dinner may wait a while, Anveena said that had the matter to leave busily, just came back.” “诶？阿俊你洗好了？”姐姐大人的声音让我回过神来,“晚饭可能还要等一会,安薇娜说有事要忙离开了一下,刚刚才回来。” „,” Disregards the elder sister in the midair was fluttering behind some whole face complaint luminophor diligently, I scratch the head to send, „that I first go to the building the lying down meeting.” “哦,”努力无视了姐姐身后半空中飘着的某个满脸怨念的发光体,我挠挠头发,“那我先去楼上躺会。” Returns to the room, Della at the same time in I and pocket grew the tone. 回到房间,我和口袋里的叮当同时长出了口气。 „, The feeling quite does not lose face.” “唔,感觉好丢人呐。” This little thing also knows disgraced, ordinary unlimited no moral integrity acting cute, does not have the plans being exposed reveal ^ points before me, even consecutively for by me was looked n times the light light did not know, this time is also my reminder realized oneself rushed in the male bathroom......, moreover must say that the one who loses this time suffers loss is oneself? Did your silly little thing perform the floral formula swimming in my taking a bath water? 这小东西还知道丢人,平常无限制无节操卖萌,毫无心机地在我面前走光露^点,甚至连续n次被我看光光都毫不自知,这次也是我的提醒才意识到自己闯进了男浴室……而且要说损失这次受到损失的是本人吧？你这个傻乎乎的小东西不过是在我的洗澡水里表演了花式游泳而已吧？ „In brief, today's matter must keep secret absolutely!” Almost had not discussed, I and Della look at each other one, made the consistent decision, „cannot to know in the bathroom absolutely the matter of!” “总之,今天的事情绝对要保密！”几乎没有商议,我和叮当对视一眼,做出了一致的决定,“绝对不能让人知道浴室里发生的事情！” Black historical what, makes it bury in the sand of time...... 黑历史神马的,就让它埋葬在时间之沙…… „What keeps secret?” “保密什么？” The sound of no omen is resounding suddenly behind, Chief of state and goddess that at the same time meets to whisper same liked a sudden thunderclap like the big intriguer, the whole body changes into two stone carvings stiffly. 毫无预兆的声音突然在身后响起,正如同大阴谋家开会一样嘀嘀咕咕的元首和女神同时遭受五雷轰顶,浑身僵硬地化为两座石雕。 The room corner, a black box of outsize, had been shoved open from inside at this moment, blurry Suigintou one is hand-held the box lid, is rubbing eyes single-handedly, looks here puzzled: „Security? The matter in bathroom? You whispered anything......” 房间角落,一个特大号的黑色箱子,此刻已经被人从里面推开,迷迷糊糊的水银灯一手扶着箱子盖,一手揉着眼睛,困惑地看着这边:“保密？浴室里的事情？你们嘀嘀咕咕说什么……” Then, the president saw goddess, said accurately, saw put on the evil hand to manage the special-purpose mini campus swimsuit, outside knelt to sit in my hands complexion slightly red goddess caret-shaped. 然后,主席看到了女神,确切地讲,是看到了穿着邪恶手办专用迷你校园泳衣,外八字跪坐在我手里脸色微红的女神。 The silent two seconds, Suigintou puts out two characters calm: „Anomaly.” 沉默两秒钟,水银灯淡定地吐出两个字:“变态。” Told the facts, at this moment I started to consider that silenced a witness of crime appropriately commits suicide by slitting wrists facilitated, this mother did not bring to play the person! 实话实说,这时候我都开始考虑杀人灭口合适还是割腕自杀方便了,这尼玛不带这么玩人的！ „Wú-” calls out in grief, Della must cry. “唔-”一声悲鸣,叮当又要哭了。 I tread the tread tread to run up to front of the big box, frightened inside Doll young girl to jump, then expressed an earnest hope with the exceptionally serious tone and expression to Suigintou: „Please must all that forgot to see a moment ago!” 我蹬蹬蹬地跑到大箱子前面,吓了里面的人偶少女一跳,然后用异常严肃的语气和表情对水银灯表示了一个热切的渴望:“请务必忘掉刚才看见的一切吧！” „Has a dream,” Suigintou does not have the omen to rise with a spring from the box, head fierce hit on my chin, „wú, I certainly your this fellow abnormal hobby announcement world of! Your this fool Human Race this time died!” “做梦,”水银灯毫无预兆地从箱子里一跃而起,脑袋猛烈撞击在我的下巴颏上,“唔,我一定会把你这家伙变态的爱好公布天下！你这个笨蛋人类这次死定了！” „Is individual knows that I am not that person! This tiny tot did goddess usually have far-fetched( at this moment to hear the Della trouble calling out in grief sound you after behind writing desk) not to know many?” “是个人都知道我不是那种人吧！这个小不点女神平常有多不靠谱(这时候从身后的写字台上传来了叮当困扰的悲鸣声)你还不知道？” Suigintou is covering the head, swift and fierce vision from the following upward strafe, if I have not misread, inside also combined was bumping into the point point that the head hurt to pour down a moment ago: „I have the evidence in any case! My artificial Pixie/Elf can...... Hey! put me to get down the scene through the mirror, your fool! Puts me to get down! Why must depend the strength so to be greatly impolite each time!” 水银灯捂着脑袋,凌厉的目光从下面向上扫射,假如我没看错的话,里面还混杂着刚才碰到脑袋而疼出来的点点泫然:“反正我有证据！我的人工精灵可以通过镜子把刚才的景象……喂！放我下来,你这个笨蛋！放我下来！为什么每次都要仗着力气大这么无礼！” No matter I the protest of this arbitrary Doll, grab opposite party small body one to sway, sways while also talks over: „Where is at? Where that did install the high-definition camera to photograph surreptitiously the module to follow the performance wireless data transfer Bluetooth version artificial Pixie/Elf to be at? I must smash it, smashes in the name of World peace...... depends! You bite Oh!” 我才不管这个蛮横人偶的抗议,抓着对方小小的身体一阵摇晃,一边摇晃一边还念念叨叨:“在哪呢？那个加装了高清摄像头偷拍模块尾行功能无线数据传输的蓝牙版人工精灵在哪？我要砸烂它,以世界和平的名义砸烂……啊靠！你咬人啊！” Suigintou grasped my arm, opens mouth bites, unlike Qianqian that knows steel tooth attack that the discretion as well as Della that attack upper limit is insufficient completely, Suigintou was seeks the vigor of spring festival transportation to gnaw radically, obviously that rocked a moment ago has let this Doll anger to what situation. 水银灯一把抱住了我的胳膊,张嘴就咬,跟浅浅那知道分寸以及叮当那攻击上限不足的钢牙攻击完全不同,水银灯根本就是牟出了春运的劲在啃着,可见刚才那阵晃动已经让这个人偶愤怒到了什么地步。 A silver tooth- I really do not know why Rozen that egg loves the fellow to a Doll design such bored organ, moreover gave Suigintou to design two exceptionally sharp small canine teeth specially, whether they were the digestion of Suigintou play the outstanding contribution is not possible to know, but now, they provide powerful weapon for some Doll revenge important matter obviously. 一口银牙-我真不知道罗真那个蛋疼家伙为什么要给一个人偶设计这样无聊的器官,而且还专门给水银灯设计了两颗异常尖锐的小虎牙,它们是否为水银灯的消化起到过卓越贡献尚未可知,但现在,它们显然为某人偶的复仇大计提供了强有力的武器。 Refused to compromise to conduct for about five seconds, in I started to consider that was when this hateful Doll back of the head, matter that no one could think of happened. 僵持进行了大约五秒钟,就在我开始考虑是不是在这个可恶人偶后脑勺上来一下的时候,一件谁也想不到的事情发生了。 „--” “咔嚓-嘎巴-” After very strange sound, Suigintou, did not loosen the mouth fast. 非常诡异的声响过后,水银灯唔地一声,飞快地松开了嘴。 The half small canine tooth also keeps on some arm, it cannot penetrate that to be able the formidable skin of hard anti- meteorite hit, moreover proved itself with the fact and disparity between aaa interstellar armor level degree of hardness. 半截小虎牙还留在某的胳膊上,它未能穿透那可以硬抗陨石撞击的强悍皮肤,而且用事实证明了自己和aaa星际装甲级硬度之间的差距。 „Water...... silver lamp?” “水……银灯？” Enough after a half minute, I suppress such a, but the opposite party stares is staring at me, on the face is not not sadly happy, the surface seemed like both of us to be calm to the extreme, but in fact a moment ago I and she a little got muddled, therefore two slow goods on the respective ignorant/veiled a meeting. 足足半分钟后,我才憋出这么一句,而对方只是直勾勾地盯着我,脸上无喜无悲,表面看起来我们俩都镇静到了极点,但事实上刚才我和她都有点发蒙,于是俩迟钝货就各自蒙了一会。 „Your this......” naked eye obvious black cyclone ascends behind Suigintou, in the room is flooding startled day murderous aura, how no one is able to imagine 92.3 cm body to have such pressure, but I know, the fellow who if oneself do not hurry to prevent this temperament suddenly/violently Chou, this evening can only sleep in the chicken coop. “你这个……”肉眼可见的黑色气旋在水银灯背后升腾,房间中充斥着惊天的杀气,谁也无法想象92.3cm的身体如何能产生这样的威压,但我知道,假如自己不赶紧阻止这个脾气暴臭的家伙的话,今天晚上就只能在鸡窝里睡觉了。 „Compensates my tooth!!” “赔我的牙！！” Threatening Doll has been withstood by my hand in the midair, but the opposite party back feather has started to raise up. 张牙舞爪的人偶在半空中被我一直手顶住,但对方背后的羽毛已经开始根根竖起。 „Calm! Suigintou you calmly! This is an accident/surprise, this is a misunderstanding, is you first bites my...... well well, is my mistake, was I first bullies you to come...... you saying that how to solve good!” “冷静点！水银灯你冷静点！这是一个意外,这是一个误会,是你先咬我的……好好好,是我的错,是我先欺负你来着……你说怎么解决都行！” Completely is the words that spoke thoughtlessly to speak, I had not counted on that Suigintou can be peaceful, what who didn't expect was, this fellow really all of a sudden was unexpectedly peaceful. 完全是随口说的话,我并没有指望水银灯可以就此安静下来,但谁也没想到的是,这家伙竟然还真的一下子安静了。 „You said that what promises me?” “你说什么都答应我？” What conceptive thing did Hey? this fellow change secretly? 诶？这家伙是不是偷换了什么概念性的东西？ „, Almost, so long as is I can accomplish.” “嘛,差不多吧,只要是我能办到的。” Although felt like that is not quite right, I nod, this fellow, what excessive request should not put forward, has complied to help her look for the father, what will that Suigintou remaining desires have? Looks for a mother? 虽然隐隐觉得不太对劲,我还是点了点头,这家伙,应该不会提什么过分的要求,已经答应帮她找爹了,那水银灯剩下的愿望还会有啥？找个妈？ Does not know that what Rozen likes, so long as is not gay, all are easy to do- words saying that my everything in disorder thinks anything. 不知道罗真喜欢啥样的,只要不是gay,一切都好办-话说我乱七八糟地想什么呢。 „Good, this pledged that I remembered,” Suigintou shook to me spiritedly, reveals that to lack half of small canine teeth, „the skill of your fellow was very big, I was not the shortsighted fellow...... you, was very perhaps useful to me!” “那好,这个承诺我记下了,”水银灯冲我神气地一甩头,露出那对已经缺了一半的小虎牙,“你这家伙的本事挺大,我可不是目光短浅的家伙……你,对我或许很有用呢！” The present child, was too precocious! Never started to plan the Sir to one meter! 现在的小孩子,太早熟了！从不到一米就开始算计大人了！ „This desire you give me to preserve well, when I think that told you again!” “这个愿望你给我好好保存着,等我什么时候想起来再告诉你！” Why I felt that I did make a 92.3 cm small fellow planning? Suigintou did you finally in somebody or certain people by us have a bad effect on? 为什么我感觉自己让一个92.3cm的小个子给算计了？水银灯你终于被我们中的某人或某些人带坏了么？ Heard a slight flapping sound, Della falls on oneself shoulder, the little thing does not know when had received in exchange her green long skirt, moreover looked that the expression has fully restored habit- cheerful to nothing happened was the same a moment ago. 身后传来一阵轻微的扑扇声,叮当落在了自己肩膀上,小东西不知什么时候已经换回了她那件绿色长裙,而且看表情已经完全恢复常态-乐呵呵的就跟刚才啥都没发生一样。 Lacking the mind is really happy, I incomparably envy this fool goddess that simple and brief brain structure. 缺心眼真欢乐,我无比羡慕这个笨蛋女神那简洁明了的脑部结构。 „Hey, Suigintou, are you all right?” Made another farce peace finish finally, I felt that went home to rest this half of the day successfully to achieve by the exhausted goal, moreover now must care promptly some Doll was good the good sensitivity that maintained that to raise to creaky with great difficulty, „Shadow City had an emperor named Karin *** when officer leisure opened the dental clinic, you or had a look to make up......” “喂,水银灯,你没事吧？”总算让又一场闹剧和平结束,我感觉回家休息这半天已经成功达到了让自己精疲力尽的目的,而且现在还得及时关心某人偶好维持那好不容易提升上来摇摇欲坠的好感度,“影子城有个叫卡琳妮的帝***官闲暇时开了个牙科诊所,你要不去看看能不能补上……” Suigintou held being cut off half of canines with the finger, looked at my one eyes indignantly: „Fool! That Empire person sold the bracelet, afterward discovered the competition was too fierce to change professions the pet clinic, discovered that in Shadow City has almost not raised the pet besides you, exchanged the dental clinic the entrance sign conveniently, do you want to make me die in the medical incident?” 水银灯用手指捅了捅自己断掉一半的尖牙,愤愤地看了我一眼:“笨蛋！那个帝国人原先是卖手链的,后来发现竞争太激烈就改行开了个宠物诊所,又发现影子城里除了你之外几乎没有养宠物的,才随手把门口的牌子换上了牙科诊所,你想让我死于医疗事故吗？” I: „......” 我:“……” I decided, aimed at some tiny tot to be universally recognized as own pet incident slightly tsukkomi/ridicule one. 我决定,就针对某小不点被公认为自己的宠物一事稍稍吐槽一下好了。 „A'Jun,” Della jumped to grasp my ear suddenly, quite strangely shouts, „A'Jun did you raise the pet? How Della does not know that pinches?” “阿俊,”叮当突然跳起来抱住了我的耳朵,好奇地嚷嚷起来,“阿俊你养了宠物吗？叮当怎么不知道捏？” The entire life first time I had the tacit understanding with Suigintou: at the same time looks up the day, sighed the solar proper circle. 生平头一次我跟水银灯有了默契:同时抬头看天,感叹太阳真圆。 „Right, Suigintou, you how in my room?” My at this moment remembers this key question, seems like some Doll to live in the same place with Little Bubbles, naturally according to the height sorts her also to be most suitable the children's room, but now looks like- did she own packing box shoulder? Can make a long stay here? “对了,水银灯,你怎么会在我的房间里？”我这时候才想起这个关键问题,貌似某人偶一直是跟小泡泡住一起的,当然按照身高排序她也最适合住儿童房间,不过现在看来-她连自己的包装盒都扛过来了？难道要在这里长住？ My inquiring as if brought back some bad recollection, the Suigintou whole body trembled, then said angrily: „Doesn't your side have a normal fellow? Before every day that named Little Bubbles' maid servant, sleeps, must conduct what main engine training, suspends place the plasma bomb to tear down in the room again one by one, is responsible for taking care of the Little Bubbles' glittering nanny, all day does most matters to escape then to make Little Bubbles from the room with various ways grasp, or has not played the brilliance years that did not have to recall her to talk over, or shouts endlessly must eat the meat, that called Bubbles', was a same young maid servant insisted obviously were mother Little Bubbles', every day late asked me to be troublesome early surely three times, took many strangely. The clothes compel me to put on, opposite of the room is your to younger sister Monster, will hit every time, in Room sometimes will even pass on the shot, once they have not closed, how to the World map quarrel I even see them to be able to rule Human Race fast, the next door is the room of your treasure maid-, if the room is meaningful to her! Really does not know how your fool thinks , will put on the wall action that does not need to rest completely Ghost to arrange the fixed room momentarily, but also in own daughter next door! Had me to sleep in own box twice is passed through by that maid directly! What another side of the room lives is your older sister, she has not done any matter of harassing actually......, but I have felt own daily unlucky experience with that Onee-sama related Oh!” 我的问询仿佛勾起了某种糟糕的回忆,水银灯浑身都哆嗦了一下,然后愤愤然道:“你身边就没一个正常的家伙吗？那个叫小泡泡的毛丫头,每天睡觉前要进行什么主机训练,在房间里摆一地的电浆炸弹再挨个拆掉,负责照顾小泡泡的金光闪闪的保姆,整天干得最多的事就是用各种方式从房间里逃出去然后让小泡泡抓回来,或者没玩没了地回忆她念念叨叨的光辉岁月,要不就是无休止地嚷嚷着要吃肉,还有那个叫泡泡的,明明是个同样的小毛丫头却坚称自己是小泡泡的妈妈,每天早中晚必定三次来找我麻烦,还拿好多奇奇怪怪的衣服逼着我穿上,房间对面就是你那对怪物妹妹,每时每刻都会打起来,有时候里甚至会传出来枪炮声,有一次她们没关门,我甚至看见她们在对着世界地图争吵应该怎么样能最快速地统治人类,隔壁是你那个宝贝女仆的房间-假如房间对她有意义的话！真不知道你这个笨蛋是怎么想的,给一个完全不需要休息的而且随时会穿墙行动的幽灵安排固定房间,还在自己女儿隔壁！有两次我在自己的箱子里睡觉就被那个女仆直接穿过去了！房间另一边住的是你姐姐,她倒是没做任何扰民的事……但我一直觉得自己每天的倒霉经历都跟那位姐姐大人有关啊！” My at this moment has said a word cannot...... Suigintou, originally you every day is that the life of abyss of suffering? 我这时候已经言语不能了……水银灯,原来你每天过的都是那么水深火热的生活吗？ „Had received enough, this time outside relaxed several days, goes back to experience such life I dead again does not want! The place of your here probably only security, even that small Ghost also knows that cannot put on the wall in this room everywhere, therefore I move, but......” Suigintou told only half that suddenly looked at Della, „I know finally why that Bubbles will insist oneself were your wife, your only in the anomaly that the evil hand office was interested in! Here 1 point is unsafe!” “原先就已经受够了,这次在外面轻松了几天,回去再经历那样的生活我死都不要！你这里好像是唯一安全的地方,连那个小幽灵也知道不能在这个房间到处穿墙,所以我才搬过来的,不过……”水银灯说到一半突然看了看叮当,“我终于知道为什么那个泡泡会坚称自己是你妻子了,你这个只对邪恶手办感兴趣的变态！这里一点都不安全！” If Ok, please do not mention this matter again your time killed me Oh! 假如可以的话,请不要再提这件事了-叮当你这次害死我了啊！