Chapter 554 第554章 Disorderly a day 凌乱的一天 Asked that what the in this world leave is, at home comfortable- I know these words to be full of all kinds of tsukkomi/ridicule points, but looked that you disregarded in the rhyme share. 问世间休假为何物,还是在家舒服-我知道这句话充满了各种各样的吐槽点,但看在押韵的份上你们就无视了吧。 Thinks a relaxed simple short difference finally unexpectedly imposingly restless to that situation, even Lin Xue this big Prophet is somewhat unexpected, very obviously, existence of gate of Icetis and that antiquity abyss disturbed the prediction of forest demigod, causing her only to see the opening, but could not guess correctly that ending- this is the Lin Xue's original words, she only saw I need to begin to deal with a quite troublesome enemy personally, but obviously, the powerful degree of enemy makes this girl have a scare. 原先以为轻松简单的一次短差最后竟然轰轰烈烈地闹腾到了那种地步,连林雪这个大先知都有些始料不及,很显然,冰蒂斯和那个上古深渊之门的存在干扰了林半仙的预言,导致她只能看到开头,而猜不到结尾-这句是林雪的原话,她只看到了我需要亲自动手对付一个比较麻烦的敌人,但显然,敌人的强大程度让这丫头吓了一跳。 In going home the first matter is first throws on the sofa oneself, then grows the one breath happily, looks at incarnation cat Queen Shandora to sway back and forth on the exclusive thick rug cheerfully comfortably, although the latter regularly will all lose in my side demeanor, but only at home, this situation will arrive at the incurable, silly eldest sister Her Majesty the Queen such fierce character switch over has seriously made me become accustomed. 回到家中第一件事就是先把自己扔到沙发上,然后幸福地长出一口气,乐呵呵地看已经化身猫女王的珊多拉在自己专属的厚厚地毯上舒服地打滚,后者虽然经常性地会在我身边风度全失,但只有在家里,这种情况才会严重到不可救药,傻大姐型女王陛下这样剧烈的性格切换已经让我习以为常了。 As for another rolls silly little girl, Miss Xu Qianqian, never has the living habits of slight change I to have no comment from the elementary school third grade to the present to this type. 至于另外一个滚来滚去的傻妞,许浅浅小姐,对她这种从小学三年级到现在从未有丝毫改变的生活习性我不予置评。 Onee-sama will naturally not have the fellow of positive mold to be the same with our group of passing through the gate, she is just about to help Anveena prepare the taking a bath water and dinner to everyone, looks to roll oneself Qianqian, Onee-sama can only sigh reluctantly: „Qianqian, you must really idle are being all right look to select Little Bubbles on the help, do not let her run all over the place on the line.” 姐姐大人当然不会跟我们这帮一进门就没个正型的家伙一样,她正要去帮安薇娜给大家准备洗澡水和晚餐,看着滚到了自己脚下的浅浅,姐姐大人只能是无奈地叹口气:“浅浅,你要实在闲着没事就帮忙看着点小泡泡吧,别让她乱跑就行。” „I go to me to go!” “我去我去！” Shandora volunteers immediately, wants to help, rather wants small Princess of family/home. 珊多拉立刻自告奋勇起来,与其说是想帮忙,不如说只是想逗逗自己家的小公主而已。 „Does not have any major problem luckily.” “幸好没出什么大问题。” Rubbed not sore, but as a result of spiritual consumption but the particularly heavy shoulder, I grow the one breath saying that side similarly languid Lin Xue actually therefore sat suddenly, then stares is staring at me. 揉了揉并不酸痛但由于精神上的消耗而分外沉重的肩膀,我长出一口气道,身边同样懒洋洋的林雪却因此而突然坐了起来,然后直勾勾地盯着我。 „Does?” I make the guts that forest demigod that pair of shining big eyes stares at be scared, the attention of this girl centralized to whom on whose affirmation is encumbered troublesome, this is also wants the effective thing compared with the Onee-sama's curse, I have heard, the Lin Xue 93 years have heard Wong Ka Kui, 03 years have paid attention to Leslie Cheung, August 2001 time have gone to a World Trade Building, now that place returns the vast stretch of flat land, a while ago Laden tribulation failure this girl mixes me not to know, it is said that she once expressed to Obama whether continues as the prospect to worry, now I sent the obituary notice on and other US that sides...... “干啥？”我让林半仙那双忽闪忽闪的大眼睛盯的胆边发毛,这丫头的注意力集中到谁身上谁就肯定麻烦缠身,这是比姐姐大人的诅咒还要灵验的东西,我可是听说过,林雪93年听到过黄家驹,03年关注过张国荣,2001年8月的时候去过一趟世贸大厦,现在那地方还一马平川呢,前阵子拉登度劫失败有没有这丫头掺和我还不知道,不过据说她曾表示自己对奥巴马是否连任前景担忧,现在我就等美国那边发讣告了…… „Always felt that your fellow brain is sauntering causes the World end sufficiently the bad thought that so long as said 1-2 to pollute the entire Real World appearance sufficiently.” “总感觉你这家伙满脑子都在转悠很多足以导致世界末日的糟糕念头,只要说出1-2就足以污染整个现实世界的样子。” The Lin Xue eyes bone transferred common two, then said to me with the dangerous tone. 林雪眼睛骨碌碌转了两圈,然后用危险的语气对我说道。 Really, this fellow , when the spirit is not normal to display lovable side, the ordinary time venomous tongue level forever placed three sufficient energies. 果然,这家伙只有在精神不正常的时候才会表现出可爱的一面,平常的时候毒舌水平永远保持在三段充能。 „Sorry......” “对不起……” I also think that Lin Xue is the routine venomous tongue storm time, prepared dozing off, what didn't expect welcomed was opposite party one „sorry”, these three characters made me frightened all of a sudden- by heaven and earth and my conscience, heard in the past the Qianqian history passed a test I not such shocking! 我还以为林雪接下来就是习惯性的毒舌风暴时间,都做好了打瞌睡的准备了,却没想到自己迎来的是对方一个“对不起”,这三个字一下子就让我惊悚了-天地良心,当年听说浅浅历史考及格的时候我都没这么震惊过！ „What thing were you on the road pick to eat randomly?” “你是不是路上乱捡什么东西吃下去了？” I look at Lin Xue seriously, the preparation and other girl nods give her the stopper to the medical center. 我严肃地看着林雪,准备等这丫头一点头就给她塞到医疗中心去。 „I am not Shandora!” Transformed like to be stepped on the Bucas mound same whole person of tail to serious condition Lin Xue to startle with great difficulty, „I was earnest!!” “我又不是珊多拉！”好不容易转换到严肃状态的林雪如同被踩了尾巴的比卡丘一样整个人都激灵起来,“我是认真的！！” „Really is lets person fire big wood/blockhead- I said that sorry, if I can see at that time, said that anything will not make your one person brave that big danger...... these three characters should say in that World, is......” “真是根让人火大的木头-我说,对不起,要是当时我能看到更多的话,说什么也不会让你一个人冒那么大危险的……本来这三个字在那个世界就应该说,可是……” „Could not have a long face, therefore can only feign to act shamelessly acting cute to conceal the suffering that in own uneasy and conscience receive, right?” “可是一直拉不下脸,所以只能装傻充愣耍赖卖萌来掩饰自己的惴惴不安和良心上受到的煎熬,对吧？” I slanting some complexion already Ojou-sama that started flood red and violent will soon walk, but also wants to hide the truth from this Chief of state fierce look? We were the elementary school sixth grade once by the character who Teacher was called as vision like a torch to be perceptive of the finest detail, naturally was possibly poor including above, after all that time was I passes on the paper to be stressed the evaluation that present Teacher gave after Qianqian, should be roughly that near righteousness word...... 我斜了某脸色已经开始泛红并且即将暴走的大小姐一眼,还想瞒过本元首的火眼金睛？咱可是小学六年级就曾被老师称作目光如炬明察秋毫的人物呐,当然含以上可能偏差一点,毕竟那次是我跟浅浅传纸条被抓个现行之后老师给的评语,大致上应该是那个的近义词吧…… Moreover ***, that time passes on the paper event not creates any disturbance to me and Qianqian's result, teaches both of us famous student Teacher generally to believe that between yuanmou man and native of Choukoution, let alone passed on the paper, was sits discussed whom together two hours definitely could not say Emperor Yang of Sui are to let finally get rid of, to a perfect score 120 points of examination paper, 16 with zero disparity not big...... 另外***一句,那次传纸条事件并未对我和浅浅的成绩造成任何干扰,教过我们俩著名学生的老师普遍认为,元谋人和周口店人之间别说传纸条了,就是坐一块讨论俩小时也肯定说不出隋炀帝最后是让谁干掉的,对一张满分120分的卷子而言,十六分跟零分差距不大…… In the past history lesson, I with Qianqian was such rare and beautiful flowers. 当年的历史课上,我跟浅浅就是这么奇葩。 „Your this fellow, really excelling makes me be angry.” “你这个家伙,果然非常非常非常擅长让我生气。” Almost, Lin Xue lowered the head to say such words with gloomy voice with clenched jaws, a long hair and used Medusa of Head & Shoulders to be equally calm from the dance, but made my a few words she discouraged: „Good was good, do not conceal with this way, I had not blamed your meaning, that is not your mistake.” 几乎是咬牙切齿地,林雪低着脑袋用阴森森的声音说出了这样的话语,一头长发跟用了海飞丝的美杜莎一样无风自舞,不过让我一句话她就泄气了:“行了行了,别用这种方式掩饰了,我本来就没怪你的意思,那不是你的错。” „Really?” The Lin Xue appearance is really concealing own awkward anxious, although the method sought novelty. “真的？”林雪刚才的模样果然是在掩饰自己的尴尬不安,虽然方法猎奇了点。 Nonsense, naturally real, you think that this Chief of state can't look? We...... this had said from the elementary school sixth grade a moment ago. 废话,当然是真的,你以为本元首看不出来？咱可是从小学六年级……这个刚才说过了。 „A'Jun! The hot water prepared!” “阿俊！热水准备好了！” The Onee-sama's sound broke between me and forest demigods the harmonious friendly interaction( you listening seriously), I am complying, while rubbed on the Lin Xue head conveniently two: „Ok, do not think so many, you are not multipurpose.” 姐姐大人的声音打断了我和林半仙之间和谐友好的互动(你就当真的听),我一边答应着,一边顺手在林雪脑袋上揉了两下:“行了,别想那么多,你也不是万能的。” If not this girl brings the aid promptly, at this moment feared in the cast to remain slides the black frame...... 而且假如不是这丫头及时带来援助的话,这时候恐怕演员表上就剩一溜黑框了…… „Was your movement used to it on own younger sister daughters?” Lin Xue rouses the mouth to turn the neck, avoided my big hand, then whispered thought aloud, „, good...... that Doll...... did not have the deviation is too many actually......” “你这个动作是不是在自己的妹妹女儿们身上习惯了？”林雪鼓着嘴扭扭脖子,躲开了我的大手,然后嘀嘀咕咕地自言自语,“嘛,也不错……那个人偶……倒是没偏差太多……” „What?” I heard the Doll two characters probably, is curious. “什么？”我好像听到了人偶俩字,不由好奇起来。 „No,” Lin Xue shakes, then lies down on the sofa reluctantly, „I have fallen asleep.” “没啥,”林雪一甩头,然后懒懒地躺在沙发上,“我已经睡着了。” I: „......” 我:“……” After saving World, takes a hot bath satisfactory, snort/hum the edge of folk song from bathing pool was being slid slowly by oneself, this is really unsurpassed enjoyment, the conditional youngster can open reaches as high as later attempts, opens can go out to circle the outer ring road that does not reach as high as to run, if after coming back, you have the strength to climb the bathing pool...... 拯救完世界之后美美地泡个热水澡,哼着小调从浴池的边缘慢慢让自己滑下去,这真是无上的享受,有条件的少年可以在开完高达之后尝试一下,开不起高达的可以出去绕外环路跑一圈,假如回来之后你还有力气爬进浴池的话…… This mother is life Oh! saves World what, was really most repugnant! 这尼玛才是人生啊！拯救世界神马的,果然最讨厌了！ Was melted in the just right hot water by oneself satisfied slowly, I felt that whole body each fine body hair is cheering, before and a Icetis fight nearly in five entirely injury body, although cured the flesh wound, but that energetic physical strength overdraws the weak feeling of causing driving is not loose seriously, but for does not make Onee-sama they be worried not to reveal, now soaked in the hot water is truly comfortable. 惬意地让自己在恰到好处的热水里慢慢融化,我感觉浑身每一根寒毛都在欢呼雀跃,之前和冰蒂斯一番恶斗险些五内俱伤的身体虽然治好了外伤,但那种精神体力严重透支导致的虚弱感却始终驱之不散,只是为了不让姐姐大人她们担心才一直没表露出来,现在泡在热水里才算真正舒服了点。 Icetis that Monster, really worthily is the high rank true God, although theoretically Xiling civilization almost can be on par with Star Domain God Clan, what that are more is in the entire civilization comprehensive potential, by having individual fighting strength- 冰蒂斯那个怪物,真不愧是高阶真神,虽然理论上希灵文明几乎可以和星域神族比肩,但那更多的是整个文明的综合潜力上,论起个人战斗力- Does not help the Innate abnormal second generation of rich compare with that a fool 9 can have Monster race of body of not dying...... to win Icetis also is really a miracle, individual Void Domain temporarily by oneself and Icetis in words of level line, I cannot find out himself to have what means to resist with the opposite party, moreover speaking of finally, oneself has not defeated Icetis truly, I defeat, but attaches the abyss energy on her, actively what finally calls a halt is an opposite party, if heaven pities me- the tortoise fist of that rogue goddess is fiercer than me, black tiger from the heart ten second company that I remember that pit father. 不跟那帮天生变态的富二代比,连个笨蛋九都能有不死之身的怪物种族……能打赢冰蒂斯还真是个奇迹,要不是个人虚空领域暂时让自己和冰蒂斯处于一个水平线的话,我丝毫想不出自己有什么办法能和对方对抗,而且说到最后,自己也没有真正战胜冰蒂斯,我战胜的,只是附着在她身上的深渊能量而已,最后主动停手的是对方,天可怜见-那个流氓女神的王八拳比我还厉害,我又想起那坑爹的黑虎掏心十二连了。 „Comfortable ~ ~ ~” “舒服~~~” „Does master, need Anveena to rub the back to you?” “主人,需要安薇娜给您擦背吗？” The sound that is resounding towering behind lets as comfortable as somebody whole body of hum hum quickly grasp the meaning of something in the hot water suddenly, brings the sound that almost both ears may hear, I have turned head slowly. 一个突兀地在身后响起的声音让正在热水里舒服到哼哼的某人猛然间浑身一个激灵,带着几乎双耳可闻的吱吱嘎嘎声,我慢慢扭过头去。 Behind the platform of small head is sending out the glimmer braved from bathing pool, steaming hot is unable to cover outstandingly beautiful appearance that opposite party that slightly pale small face has- this is the victory of shortwave spectrum, the Anveena's Ghost halo penetrating power is always very strong. 一个散发着微光的小脑袋从浴池后面的台子上冒了出来,热气蒸腾也无法掩盖对方那张略显苍白的小脸所具有的绝色容颜-这是短波光谱的胜利,安薇娜的幽灵光晕穿透力一向很强的。 at this moment should not discuss that Ghost is the shortwave light, what at this moment should discuss is related to the moral integrity the big event that the bastard!! 啊-这时候不应该讨论幽灵是不是短波光吧,这时候应该讨论的是事关节操的大事件啊混蛋！！ „Peaceful...... peaceful...... Anveena! Your you do anything!” My plump slipped into below the water surface thoroughly, only keeps a head outside, „how you rushed!” “安……安……安薇娜！你你你搞什么呢！”我扑通一声就彻底滑到了水面以下,只留个脑袋在外面,“你怎么闯进来了！” „Because of the master,” Anveena is saying naturally, rocked gently a head, but in fact, that beautiful hair, is basic Suzu not to have as the maidservant hairlace of ornament on, this forever the spotless physique was really enviable, in the game that „Bubbles played often had such scene, the qualified maid must rub the back anything for the master, Bubbles said that the maid main function on was the warm bed and rubbing the back, although and before me, maid's long guidance that accepted was not quite same, as if very reasonable appearance, was only a pity my physique. Not too suitable warm bed......” “因为主人在啊,”安薇娜理所当然地说着,轻轻晃动了一下脑袋,不过事实上,不论是那一头秀发,还是作为装饰品的侍女发带上都根本一点水珠都没有,这个永远一尘不染的体质实在是太让人羡慕了,“泡泡玩的游戏里经常有这样的场面呢,合格的女仆要为主人擦背什么什么的,泡泡说女仆最主要的作用就是暖床和擦背,虽然和我以前接受的女仆长的教导不太一样,不过似乎很有道理的样子,只可惜我的体质不太适合暖床诶……” My at this moment the whole person is disorderly- is Bubbles! 我这时候已经整个人都凌乱了-又是泡泡！ Have kid's mother you evolved an evil radiant? Have you started to corrode family's pure lifeform now one by one? Was the previous time Della this time Anveena is also even polluted by you? 孩子她妈难道你已经进化成一个邪恶辐射源了吗？难道你现在已经开始逐一腐蚀家里的纯洁生物了吗？上次是叮当这次连安薇娜也被你污染了吗？ To I play an entire age to game your dwelling to breakthrough horizon ten thousand years of Loli! 给我玩点全年龄向的游戏啊你这个宅到突破天际的万年萝莉！ „Although feels is a little embarrassed,” the Anveena's sound broke my tsukkomi/ridicule to kid's mother, „, but asked the master to coordinate Oh~ ~ ~” “虽然感觉有点不好意思,”安薇娜的声音打断了我对孩子她妈的吐槽,“但是请主人配合哦~~~” Saying, originally only then a head revealed the young Ghost maid whole person in floor to drill gradually, is proposing the skirt-width of maidservant skirt gently, disregarded the physical hindrance to pass through the cement wall and my body directly( this sought novelty!) Arrived at behind me, whispered: „, The feeling face was a little not red.” 说着,原本只有一个脑袋露出台面的小幽灵女仆渐渐整个人都钻了出来,然后轻轻提着侍女裙的下摆,无视物理阻碍地直接穿过水泥池壁和我的身体(这个猎奇了！)走到了我背后,嘀咕道:“唔,感觉脸有点红了呢。” I: „......” 我:“……” Do you currently have the blood capillary to be used to transmit this very difficult expression? 你现在还有毛细血管可以用来发送这种高难度表情吗？ „Anveena, goes out-” “安薇娜,出去-” Leeway that not discussed that I turned the body to hold the Anveena's maid to install the waistband, then threw outward, the expression on face does not know that was how puzzled. 毫无商量的余地,我扭身抓住了安薇娜的女仆装腰带,然后向外一扔,脸上的表情不知道是如何纠结。 The hand passed through small Ghost body directly, this fellow strange physique of broke the rules, she can change oneself insightful to come momentarily. 手直接穿过了小幽灵的身体,这家伙诡异的体质太犯规了,她能随时改变自己的通透度来着。 „Isn't master happy?” “主人不高兴了？” Anveena somewhat slightly looks here anxiously, it is estimated that my face last present expression is certainly splendid, that was combines the happy puzzled egg to hurt the contradictory depressed mixture, the member Magic expression was mediocre. 安薇娜有些小紧张地看着这边,估计我脸上现在的表情一定非常精彩,那是混杂了幸福纠结蛋疼矛盾郁闷的混合体,会员魔法表情不过如此。 About the Anveena's issue, the answer is- this was too complex. 关于安薇娜的问题,答案是-这个太复杂了。 I was very happy, said from various significances, from this moment, I needs to envy two dimensions that the envy hates to kill to the dead scene be short of one type. 我很高兴,从各种意义上说,从这一刻,我需要羡慕嫉妒恨的二次元杀必死场景又少了一种。 But my egg Hurts at this moment what comes was Shandora or Qianqian this World on perfect good! Why is cough cough of this mysterious luminophor Oh! this from the physiology...... I meant that this Idiot is challenging my moral warning line Oh! 但我更蛋疼-这时候进来的是珊多拉或者浅浅这个世界就完美了好不好！为什么偏偏是这个神秘发光体啊！这个从生理学上咳咳……我是说这个白痴在挑战我的道德警戒线啊！ Right, I am a noble person, person who has the ideal to have the aspiration, the person who was separated from the vulgar interest,...... can firmly when oneself take a bath rushes under willow tree that the lovable maid in bathroom drives out benefit same person. 没错,我是一个高尚的人,一个有理想有抱负的人,一个脱离了低级趣味的人,一个……一个可以坚定地把在自己洗澡时闯进浴室的可爱女仆赶出去的柳下惠一样的人。 Because I worried very much the rash action of Anveena this fool can by oneself wise sweeping the floor for a lifetime, meets Shandora they to carry the Cannon simply to clash...... 因为我很担心安薇娜这个笨蛋的冒失举动会不会让自己一辈子的英明扫地,或者更干脆点,一会珊多拉她们会不会扛着加农炮冲进来…… At my insistence, Anveena was somewhat went out finally dejectedly, really does not know that was the death makes her world outlook have the subtle distortion, Della that 9 IQ was easy to be swindled, this before death was an adult, moreover not the stupid fellow was so usually easy to make Bubbles give the putrefication? Does she know are oneself doing Oh! not saying that to me the dead spirit did not have the moral integrity! 在我的坚持下,安薇娜总算是有些垂头丧气地出去了,真不知道是不是死亡让她的世界观产生了微妙的扭曲,叮当那个九的智商容易上当也就罢了,这个生前就是成年人,而且平常也不笨的家伙怎么这么容易就让泡泡给腐化了呢？她到底知不知道自己在干啥啊！别给我说亡灵就没有节操了！ Several minutes farce was felt exhausted physically and mentally by oneself, after waiting for Anveena to leave, I somewhat am a pity...... cough cough, relaxes returns to the water , to continue the affable whole body muscle. 短短几分钟的闹剧就让自己身心俱疲,等安薇娜离开之后我才有些可惜……咳咳,松了一口气地回到水中,继续舒缓浑身的肌肉。 You let alone, I have not really thought takes a hot bath also to be so refreshing, moreover to be honest, this refreshing effect was a little simply unthinkable, on mental power enormous consumption in absolute overdrawing and physical strength probably took a half month slowly to restore, but I can obviously feel now unexpectedly they are supplementing at the obvious speed, some unusual energy is patching the soul of this body, this is I after the situation that several minutes discover, then, I had the doubts naturally. 你还真别说,我从没想过泡个热水澡也能这么解乏,而且说实话,这个解乏的效果简直有点匪夷所思了,精神力上绝对的透支和体力上的巨大消耗原本可能需要半个多月来慢慢恢复,但现在我竟然能明显地感觉到它们正在以可见的速度补充起来,某种异常的能量正在修补此身的灵魂,这是我在几分钟后才发现的情况,然后,我理所当然地产生了疑惑。 What strange thing Onee-sama not in hot water Riga, for example 39 signs did build pill and so on thing? 姐姐大人不会是在热水里加了什么奇奇怪怪的东西吧,比如三九牌筑基丹之类的玩意？ More wants is not more right, I could not bear sit from the water finally, since held some clear water gently. 越想越不对劲,我终于忍不住从水里坐了起来,轻轻捧起些清水。 Lithe, has the light halo, is volatilizing anything in the air unceasingly, even without the mental power sensation, some energy that here contains has also started to send out by the way that the average people can detect, moreover is very obvious, is these energies is supplementing my mental power fast, moreover as well as its mysterious way restored my soul fissure. 轻盈,带着淡淡的光晕,在空气中不断挥发着什么东西,即使不用精神力感知,这里蕴含的某种能量也已经以普通人都能察觉的方式开始散发出来,而且很显然,就是这些能量在飞快补充着我的精神力,而且以及其神秘的方式修复了我的灵魂裂痕。 „This energy, is......” “这个能量,难道是……” „Pū- full speed charge! Della is quite fierce yo!!” “噗哈-全速冲锋！叮当好厉害呦！！” I definitely am unable to describe own this moment frightened and disorderly: In me at present, a length of body probably about three cuns (2.5 cm) tiny tot is kicking in the water, I suspected that should be the backstroke, but behind the opposite party two wings hindered the standardization and standardization of this movement obviously, the little thing is kicking completely randomly, owes she also to shout full speed charge such slogan. 我完全无法形容自己这一刻的惊悚与凌乱:就在我眼前,一个体长大概三寸左右的小不点正在水里扑腾着,我猜想那应该是仰泳,但显然对方背后的两对翅膀阻碍了这个动作的标准化和规范化,小东西完全是在乱扑腾,亏她还能喊出全速冲锋这样的口号。 This his mother is less right! at this moment most should not consider is the standard movement issue of backstroke? What most is worth being frightened will be why Della in the pool that I will take a bath will swim, but this issue? Today is the day that entire World shuffles greatly? On the eve of will the end have this one after another a total of two to make the person egg want broken disorderly incomparable matter sorely? 这他娘的更不对了！这时候最不应该考虑的就是仰泳的标准动作这个问题吧？最值得惊悚的是叮当为什么会在我洗澡的池子里游泳而过这个问题吧？今天难道是整个世界大洗牌的日子吗？末日前夕才会发生这样一件接一件总共两件让人蛋疼欲碎凌乱无比的事情吧？ Della do you do here! 叮当你到底在这里干啥！ „Hi ~ ~ ~” carefree the little thing of roaming in the water is noticing my gaze keenly, immediately is raising hand to greet cheerfully, „A'Jun! Several days disappear!” “嗨~~~”正在水里游的畅快的小东西敏锐地注意到了我的注视,立刻举着手乐呵呵地打招呼,“阿俊！好几天不见了！” I put out a hand to fish the tiny tot calm, aims at the window, whiz, the little thing brought the high-pitched and fine squeal to vanish. 我淡定地伸手捞起小不点,瞄准窗户,嗖的一声,小东西就带着尖尖细细的尖叫声消失了。 Thinks or does not feel safely, sets out, deadlocks the window again. 想想还是觉得不保险,起身,再把窗户锁死。 Returns to the water unemotionally, I start to recall earnestly, actually oneself had done the matter of what seething discontent among the people in the past ten years, takes a bath must experience such frightened matter, moreover two frightened reasons are related with non- Human Race , many are a normal person seemingly for the first time, took the ghost livestock route for the second time simply. 面无表情地回到水中,我开始认真回忆,自己在过去的十年里究竟做过什么天怒人怨的事,以至于洗个澡都要经历这么惊悚的事情,而且两次惊悚的原因都跟非人类有关,第一次还多少是个看上去的正常人,第二次干脆就走鬼畜路线了。 Right, is the ghost livestock to have the behavior that with a goddess altogether bath of palm of the hand size, I think. 没错,跟一个巴掌大小的女神共浴属于鬼畜才会有的行为,我是这么认为的。 „! Why does A'Jun throw Della?!” “呀！阿俊为什么把叮当扔出去？！” The sound that suddenly in the ear resounds lets ponder my whole body to startle, just like crossing tribulation time perhaps arranges the lightning protection measure, my whole person immediately charred on the outside while tender on the inside. 突然在耳边响起的声音让正在沉思中的我浑身一阵激灵,宛若渡劫的时候没准备好避雷措施,我整个人顿时外焦里嫩。 „How you come in!” “你怎么进来的！” In a water splash splash, I was far away at the dizzy speed had started crawl the little thing in the pool, then pointed at an opposite party face to collapse asks. 在一阵水花飞溅中,我以令人目眩的速度远离了已经开始在池子里自由泳的小东西,然后指着对方一脸崩溃地问道。 Della finger/refers close to the ventilating fan of roof: „Shoved open that valve to take the big effort to say! Good Della is very fierce, finally cut by biting that hinge, bah, is good to be unpalatable!” 叮当指指靠近房顶的排风扇:“推开那个活门费了好大力气的说！还好叮当很厉害,最后把那个合页咬断了,呸呸,好难吃！” Looks is whispering unceasingly is mumbling, at the same time in the pool that somebody takes a bath crawl Sir goddess, I felt that this is not only a benefits, is a plot, lord the name of Della by me-, although I lord just to switch over dog-paddle to kick from myself. 看着正在不断嘀嘀咕咕地嘟囔着,一边在某人洗澡的池子里自由泳的女神大人,我感觉这不仅仅是一次福利,更是一个阴谋,以吾主叮当之名-尽管吾主刚刚切换成狗刨式从自己面前扑腾而过。 The A. D. 20 xx year x moon/month x day, Empire underwent in xxxx x moon/month x day, all things were strange, have the dead spirit and giant insect appear and disappear in the ruler bathroom, the ruler in great surprise, was drowned, but finally. 公元20xx年x月x日,帝国历xxxx年x月x日,诸事诡异,有亡灵及巨型昆虫在帝皇浴室出没,帝皇大惊,溺水而终。 But finally your younger sister! Who can tell me to have what today? Actually Anveena and Della these two size Idiot ate anything should not at home randomly the thing of eating! 而终你妹！谁能告诉我今天到底要发生什么？安薇娜和叮当这俩大小白痴究竟在家里乱吃了什么不该吃的东西！