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#324: What is unedible?

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Between -meal snack did not have, the furniture did not have, but Little Donkey appetite, as growing up of body, is getting more and more astonishing, once and cannot eat to the full, it cries out unceasingly, hearing Wang Baole to be getting more and more annoyed. 零食没了,家具没了,可小毛驴的胃口随着身体的长大,也越来越惊人,且一旦吃不饱,它就不断地叫唤,听得王宝乐越来越心烦。 Finally, he stares this to cry out to himself at present, like small colt little black donkey, pondered over the present to butcher the eating words, it is estimated that could not eat several, might as well raise again. 最终,他瞪着眼前这冲着自己叫唤,如同小马驹般的小黑驴,琢磨着现在宰了吃的话,估计也吃不了几顿,不如再养养。 Such a thinks, Wang Baole snort/hum, looks at the spacious residence, brings Little Donkey to leave simply when directly, prepares to buy a between-meal snack to come back, goes out, he looks at the eye light to look at the residence front door, even also licked Little Donkey, immediately has a headache again. 这么一想,王宝乐就哼了一声,看着空旷的居所,索性直接带着小毛驴离开,准备去买点零食回来,走出时,他看了眼目光瞄着居所大门,甚至还舔了一口的小毛驴,顿时再次头痛。 He looked, this fellow is certainly pondering over, can this residence front door eat...... 他看出来了,这家伙一定是在琢磨,这居所大门能不能吃…… Thinks that this Wang Baole got angry immediately, holds down Little Donkey, the body leaps, sat on its body directly. 想到这王宝乐顿时怒了,一把按住小毛驴,身体一跃,就直接坐在了它的身上。 At Wang Baole that slim body, light under sits, immediately this Little Donkey on pū tōng one, directly sat lying on the ground, four hooves are pedalling unceasingly, delimits many scratches to come out in the ground, in the mouth exudes the wails sound. 以王宝乐那苗条的身材,轻飘飘的一坐之下,顿时这小毛驴就噗通一声,直接被坐的趴在了地上,四蹄不断地蹬着,在地面划出很多划痕出来,口中发出哀嚎声。 „hee-haw, hee-haw!!” “儿啊,儿啊！！” „Such strength? Ah? for half a month, you eat not to have my family, ate to empty my between-meal snack, white long such big you!” Saw that this Little Donkey so instigated, Wang Baole is discontented immediately, but this all around many students, saw this, immediately also thought in abundance this Little Donkey was too weak. “就这么点力气？啊？这半个月,你都把我家吃没了,把我零食吃空了,白长这么大个了啊你！”眼看这小毛驴如此怂,王宝乐顿时不满,而这四周有不少学生,也都看到了这一幕,顿时也都纷纷觉得这小毛驴太弱了。 Especially Jin Duozi, this boy every day biggest mission, is not the learn/study, even is not the cultivation, but is...... the time pays attention to Wang Baole's every action and every movement, seeks for to be able to pull closer the way of relations, at this moment saw that this, Jin Duozi hurries to run over. 尤其是金多智,这小子每天最大的任务,不是学习,甚至也不是修炼,而是……时刻留意王宝乐的一举一动,寻找一切能拉近关系的方式,此刻眼看这一幕,金多智赶紧跑了过来。 „Adoptive father, this donkey is not good, the adoptive father you were so thin, it is unable to haunch you unexpectedly, went too far!” A Jin Duozi inconceivable appearance, looks to Little Donkey, how also without asking this Little Donkey to come, instead in his eyes, so long as found the opportunity, pats the Wang Baole horse buttocks, this did not make a mistake absolutely. “干爹,这毛驴不行啊,干爹你都这么瘦了,它居然都无法将你撑起,太过分了！”金多智一副不可思议的样子,看向小毛驴,也没问这小毛驴怎么来的,反正在他眼中,只要找到机会,就拍王宝乐马屁,这绝对错不了。 With the Jin Duozi horse buttocks, is accompanying the words of all around people, does not know that Little Donkey understood, the eye gets angry unexpectedly fiercely opens the eyes, hee-haw hee-haw rave, while makes an effort little, until standing. 随着金多智的马屁,伴着四周众人的话语,也不知道小毛驴是不是听懂了,竟眼睛猛地怒睁,一边儿啊儿啊的狂吼,一边用力一点点的,直至站了起来。 Wang Baole looked at Jin Duozi, to this boy's name, he thought that oneself and Jin Duoming is a peer, therefore becomes the Jin Duozi adoptive father, is good, therefore satisfied nod, this in Jin Duozi full of energy under escorts, Wang Baole is riding Little Donkey, left the mist school. 王宝乐看了眼金多智,对这小子的称呼,他觉得自己和金多明是同辈,于是成为金多智的干爹,也挺好的,于是满意的点了点头,这才在金多智精神抖擞的一路护送下,王宝乐骑着小毛驴,离开了道岚学院。 After having the school, as Little Donkey walks on the road, the appearance that panting four limbs tremble, causes all around all passers-by, after seeing stayed all, cannot help but looked at Little Donkey, looked at Wang Baole, the look is in abundance strange. 出了学院后,随着小毛驴走在路上,那气喘吁吁四肢打颤的样子,使得四周所有路人,在看到后无不呆了一下,不由自主的看了看小毛驴,又看了看王宝乐,纷纷神色古怪。 „Saw, everyone is looking down upon you, is thinking, this Little Donkey was too weak, unexpectedly is conducting the back such thin person one frail appearance continually.” Wang Baole patted under the head of Little Donkey, an expecting too much appearance. “看到了么,大家都在瞧不起你,都在想,这小毛驴太弱了,居然连驮着这么瘦的人都一副脆弱的样子。”王宝乐拍了下小毛驴的脑袋,一副恨铁不成钢的样子。 Little Donkey one hear of this saying, as if, puffed and blew immediately, bellows, conducts the back Wang Baole to run forward, speed unexpectedly fast incomparable, this makes the Wang Baole eye one bright. 小毛驴一听这话,似乎懂了,顿时吭哧吭哧,大吼一声,驮着王宝乐向前奔跑,速度竟飞快无比,这就让王宝乐眼睛一亮。 „Ok you, Ok, come on!” Wang Baole is pleasantly surprised immediately, thought that this Little Donkey original self-respect is so strong, when is happy, he gives to encourage immediately. “行啊你,可以,加油！”王宝乐顿时惊喜,觉得这小毛驴原来自尊心这么强,于是高兴之余,他立刻给予鼓励。 But this Little Donkey also supported half time it takes to burn stick of incense time, but also without brought Wang Baole to go out far, is much more tired, in the mouth cries out again and again at the same time, as if exhausted hunger to pinnacle, when passing by a flower-bed, unexpectedly direct kacha, gnawed that flower-bed, inside flowers and plants, was eaten by it some. 可这小毛驴也就是支撑了半炷香的时间,还没等带着王宝乐走出多远,就累得不得了,口中连连叫唤的同时,似乎疲累饥饿到了极致,在路过一处花坛时,竟直接一口咔嚓一声,将那花坛啃掉了一块,连带着里面的花花草草,也都被它吃了一些。 „This also?” Wang Baole stayed. “这也可以？”王宝乐呆了一下。 Afterward, this Little Donkey as if had some strengths, therefore this, is conducting the back Wang Baole, walks while eats, sees the trees, gnaws one, sees airship that the one side parks, gnaws one, even really has nothing finally can eat, its gnawed unexpectedly on the path serrated edge, ate a bulk directly. 随后,这小毛驴似乎有了一些力气,于是就这样,一路驮着王宝乐,边走边吃,看见树木,啃一口,看见一旁停放的飞艇,啃一口,甚至最后实在没什么能吃的了,它居然一口啃在了道路牙子上,直接就吃掉了一大块。 All these, making Wang Baole tarry thoroughly, even was fearful and apprehensive, then looked, only saw this walked, the place visited, left behind by it has gnawed the trace all. 这一切,让王宝乐彻底呆住了,甚至都心惊肉跳,回头看去,只看到这一路走来,所过之处,无不留下被它啃过的痕迹。 But law-enforcing departments, quick as the reverberation of alarm sound, rapidly arrival, Wang Baole forced smile, helpless hurried to pay the fine, even revealed the status, tried every means to persuade lets off finally, hurries to pull Little Donkey, returned to the school. 而执法部门,也很快就随着警报声的回荡,急速到来,王宝乐苦笑无奈中赶紧交了罚款,甚至都亮出了身份,好说歹说才终于被放过,赶紧牵着小毛驴,回到了学院。 After may return to the school, this Little Donkey sees anything to eat anything unexpectedly, causes the scholars and teachers of school, in abundance curious, but when sees this Little Donkey the statue of school square, after eating up together, everyone was shocked, the inspiration sound spreads unceasingly. 可回了学院后,这小毛驴竟还是见什么吃什么,使得学院的学子与老师,都纷纷好奇,可当看到这小毛驴一口将学院广场的雕像,给吃下一块后,所有人震惊了,吸气声不断地传出。 „I go to...... this anything tooth!!” “我去……这什么牙齿！！” „It...... it can bite this unexpectedly!!” “它……它居然能咬动这个！！” In this in an uproar, Wang Baole was bigger, held Little Donkey to return to the residence rapidly. 在这哗然中,王宝乐头更大了,抓住小毛驴飞速的回到了居所。 He was looks, this Little Donkey was the meat and vegetarian dishes does not envy, no matter can eat was unedible, it wanted is hungry, can eat! 他算是看出来了,这小毛驴是荤素不忌,不管能吃的还是不能吃的,它只要是饿了,都可以吃！ „This is what thing!” After returning to the residence of school, Wang Baole looks that Little Donkey directly soars the residence front door, without he stopped, direct kacha, after gnawing off a bulk, his was again big. “这到底是个什么玩意！”回到学院的居所后,王宝乐看着那小毛驴直奔居所大门,没等他阻拦,就直接咔嚓一口,咬掉一大块后,他再次头大了。 This front door, is the metal, is not the wood/blockhead, is not the stone, but this Little Donkey chewed unexpectedly several, swallowed directly, as if thought that the flavor is good, opens the mouth also to eat unexpectedly, Wang Baole was anxious immediately, hurries an ear that seizes Little Donkey, entrained the side it, looked angrily at to say. 这大门,可是金属的,不是木头,也不是石头,可这小毛驴居然还是嘴嚼了几下,直接就咽了下去,似乎觉得味道还不错,竟张开口还要去吃,王宝乐顿时急了,赶紧过去一把揪住小毛驴的耳朵,将其拽到了身边,怒视道。 „You went too far, this was my family, do you want to revolt?” Wang Baole's angrily roars, as if there is effect of shock and awe to this Little Donkey, frightened it hurries to open the mouth, dang, dropped out from its mouth only had the less than half front door fragment, then innocent looked to Wang Baole. “你太过分了啊,这可是我家,你要造反？”王宝乐的怒吼,似乎对这小毛驴有震慑的效果,吓的它赶紧张开口,咣当一声,从它口里掉出了只剩下小半的大门碎片,然后无辜的看向王宝乐。 Saw that this Little Donkey attitude is good, after Wang Baole reproved one, threw it in the one side, snort/hum, how pondered over to process this Little Donkey, while from own storage pouch, took out between -meal snack that one package harbored, will eat. 眼看这小毛驴态度不错,王宝乐训斥一番后,将其扔在了一旁,哼了一声,一边琢磨着如何处理这小毛驴,一边从自己的储物袋里,取出一包私藏的零食,正要去吃。 But in this flickered...... the eye of Little Donkey to be fiercely straight, four hooves trod instantaneously, the rapidness of speed, seemed surpass unexpectedly the lightning, in an instant, appeared in front of Wang Baole's, but also without and other Wang Baole responded, this Little Donkey on direct kacha one, between -meal snack in Wang Baole, directly swallowing. 可就在这一瞬……小毛驴的眼睛猛地就直了,四蹄瞬间一踏,速度之快,竟好似超越了闪电,刹那间,就出现在了王宝乐的面前,还没等王宝乐自己反应过来,这小毛驴就直接咔嚓一口,将王宝乐手里的零食,直接给吞了。 Wang Baole was ignorant, looks dull own air-to-air hand, looks that front chews, while innocent is looking at own Little Donkey, he goes wild immediately. 王宝乐懵了,呆呆的看着自己空空的手,又看着面前一边嘴嚼,一边无辜的望着自己的小毛驴,他顿时抓狂起来。 „Little Donkey, you really must revolt!!” Wang Baole gets up on the violent anger directly, felt oneself have necessity punishment this Little Donkey very much, after letting it has eaten this lesson, can be more honest, therefore appears on the summon mosquito directly. “小毛驴,你这是真的要造反！！”王宝乐直接就暴怒起来,觉得自己很有必要惩罚一下这小毛驴,让它吃过这个教训后,能老实一些,于是直接就召唤蚊子出现。 Instantaneously, nine common mosquito depart directly, directly soar Little Donkey to go, like arrows, approaches Little Donkey in an instant, with humming sound the reverberation of sound, they are just about to bite, but has not waited for the end opening, this Little Donkey eye bright, big mouth opens the speed unexpectedly fast, turns toward these mosquito directly, instantaneously consecutively several, swallow unexpectedly completely, later self-satisfied looks to Wang Baole. 瞬间,九只寻常的蚊子就直接飞出,直奔小毛驴而去,如同箭矢,刹那间就临近小毛驴,随着嗡嗡声的回荡,它们正要叮咬,可还没等下口,这小毛驴竟眼睛一亮,大口张开速度飞快,直接就向着那些蚊子,瞬间连续几口,居然全部吞下,随后得意的看向王宝乐。 This makes the Wang Baole eye open, inspires, before Little Donkey snatched between -meal snack, although the speed was extremely fast, but Wang Baole attention when between-meal snack, although also noticed the Little Donkey speed, may not have is so direct-viewing at present, this let his heart was astonished at the same time, thinks before , went out, oneself rode on it, this Little Donkey speed, resembled very astonishingly. 这就让王宝乐眼睛睁大,吸了口气,之前小毛驴抢零食时,速度虽极快,可王宝乐注意力都在零食上了,虽也留意到了小毛驴的速度,可却没有眼下这么直观,这就让他心底讶异的同时,也想到了之前外出时,自己骑在它身上,这小毛驴的速度,似很惊人。 „It seems like this Little Donkey, without has no merit to speak.” Wang Baole ponders, thought that this perhaps is Little Donkey talent, may see Little Donkey that self-satisfied look, he somewhat cannot get used to seeing, is pondering over the necessary lesson, must have, otherwise gets down, this Little Donkey can overturn the heavens. “看来这小毛驴,也没那么一无是处。”王宝乐沉思一番,觉得这或许是小毛驴本身的天赋,可看到小毛驴那得意的眼神,他就有些看不惯,琢磨着必要的教训,还是要有的,不然这么下去,这小毛驴能翻天了。 Therefore snort/hum, went out suddenly, the rapidness of speed, without and other Little Donkey responded, Wang Baole to its near, one had held down it directly, opened in this Little Donkey eye, in crying out that four hooves struggled, Wang Baole summoned nine mosquito, one on this Little Donkey bit. 于是哼了一声,蓦然走出,速度之快,没等这小毛驴反应过来,王宝乐已直接到了它的近前,一把就将其按住,在这小毛驴眼睛睁大,四蹄挣扎的叫唤中,王宝乐重新召唤出了九只蚊子,在这小毛驴身上一顿叮咬。 Until after biting more than ten large packages, this lets go, looks that Little Donkey wants to scratch there, appearance that but actually enough, Wang Baole light opens the mouth. 直至咬了十多个大包后,这才松手,看着小毛驴在那里想要抓痒,可却够不到的样子,王宝乐淡淡开口。 „This was gives you to teach......” to be possible his words not to wait saying that this Little Donkey bellowed, directly soared the residence front door, under Wang Baole's dumbstruck, its rapid continual kacha several, ate up the front door unexpectedly directly, later seemed to think has not satisfied a craving, unexpectedly toward nearby doorframe, gnawed several big mouths. “这就是给你的教……”可他话语还没等说完,这小毛驴就大吼一声,直奔居所大门,在王宝乐的目瞪口呆下,它飞速的连续咔嚓几口,竟将大门直接吃下,随后似乎觉得还不过瘾,竟向着一旁的门框,也都啃了几大口。 But with its feed, on it that more than ten large package of mosquito bites, unexpectedly naked eye obvious vanishes rapidly...... 而随着它的进食,它身上的那十多个蚊子叮咬的大包,居然肉眼可见的急速消失…… Finally, in Wang Baole's inconceivable, Little Donkey stands in the broken doorframe place, cocky looks to Wang Baole , to continue to cry out. 最后,在王宝乐的不可思议下,小毛驴站在残破的门框处,嘚瑟的看向王宝乐,继续叫唤起来。 „hee-haw! hee-haw!!” “儿啊！儿啊！！”
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