WWOG :: Volume #4

#323: hee-haw!


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Thinks the enormous possibility, hatches a condor from this egg, Wang Baole was excited, when he cannot help but thought of initially Ancient Martial, on road of going home, seen that only astonishing birds, although...... this birds were given to butcher, but this did not affect Wang Baole's to give free reign to the imagination. 一想到有极大的可能,从这蛋里孵化出一只神鹰,王宝乐就激动了,他不由得想到当初自己还是古武时,回家的路上,看到的那只惊人的飞禽,虽然……这飞禽被人给宰了,可这并不影响王宝乐的畅想。 In his mind, after cannot help but appears, stands back of a giant condor, in that condor shows disdain for the world in the sharp vision, is joining hands behind the back on it, overlooks Heaven and Earth, certainly overawes all directions. 他的脑海里,不由得浮现出以后的自己,站在一只巨大的神鹰背部,在那神鹰傲视天下的锐利目光中,于它身上背着手,俯视天地的自己,一定是威震八方 Particularly it, as soon as the birth were True Breath one, this may be extraordinary, its natural talent was worse than a point me.” Wang Baole is excited, very happy defending in side of egg, cultivates the as well as perfect fortress blueprint even, is still far from looking the interest that with own eyes own condor reveals itself is big. “尤其是它一出生就是真息一层,这可了不得啊,其资质只是比我差了一点而已。”王宝乐心情激动,美滋滋的守在蛋的旁边,就算是修炼以及完善堡垒图纸,也都远没有亲眼看着自己的神鹰出世来的兴趣大。 Then, under Wang Baole this full of enthusiasm protection and waits and sees, the crack of egg shell, under kā kā sound, are getting more and more, but Wang Baole's mood, anticipated more and more. 就这样,在王宝乐这兴致勃勃的守护与观望下,蛋壳的裂缝,在咔咔声下,越来越多,而王宝乐的心情,也越来越期待了。 Must think a name to it, calling anything to be good......” the Wang Baole train of thought to tumble, racks brains, starts for oneself this soon-to-be-born condor, ponders over and good name of pleasant to hear. “要给它想个名字,叫什么好呢……”王宝乐思绪翻滚,绞尽脑汁,开始为自己这即将出世的神鹰,琢磨好听且不俗的名字。 Xiao Hong? Small black? Iron egg?” Wang Baole flexure the scalp, thought that these name unusual customs, do not conform to the imposing manner of oneself this condor. 小红?小黑?铁蛋?”王宝乐挠了挠头皮,觉得这些名字都非常的俗,一点不符合自己这神鹰的气势。 Regarding the name, Wang Baole it can be said that takes great pains, thinks it over for a long time, has not found out him to think the best name, this, when Wang Baole here ponders unceasingly, the crack of beast egg the spread entire egg shell, until kacha one, has the shell piece of fingernail size gradually, disrupts directly. 对于名字,王宝乐可以说是煞费苦心,思来想去许久,也都没有想出他认为最好的名字,就这样,在王宝乐这里不断地沉思时,兽蛋的裂缝已渐渐蔓延整个蛋壳,直至咔嚓一声,有指甲盖大小的壳片,直接碎裂开来。 This egg shell breaks to pieces, immediately makes the train of thought interrupt that Wang Baole gives a name, immediately look, quick that the breath presses sees a banding the down...... leg, from this egg shell breaks to pieces the place, extended. 这蛋壳的碎开,顿时就让王宝乐起名的思绪中断,呼吸一促的立刻看去,很快就看到一条带着绒毛的……腿,从这蛋壳的碎开处,伸了出来。 This is the leg of condor!!” The Wang Baole eye one brightly, stood excitedly, but quick his some hesitation, is really this leg, as if...... imagines compared with him the condor leg, was bigger. “这是神鹰的腿!!”王宝乐眼睛一亮,激动的站了起来,可很快的他就有些迟疑,实在是这条腿,似乎……比他想象中的神鹰腿,大了一些。 Probably some are not right......” in Wang Baole here hesitates, another region, the egg shell comes shatter, stretched out a leg again. “好像有些不对啊……”就在王宝乐这里迟疑时,又一处区域,蛋壳破碎开来,再次伸出了一条腿。 Wang Baole stayed, looks these two furry legs that stretch out from the egg shell, visits them there tread. 王宝乐呆了一下,愣愣的看着从蛋壳里伸出的这两条毛茸茸的腿,看着它们在那里蹬来蹬去。 How I felt, this does not seem like the claw, seems like...... the hoof?” Wang Baole inspires, not a good premonition, floats the heart immediately, the innermost feelings trembles, the kacha sound spreads again, as several other places open broken, the third leg, the fourth leg, extended one after another. “我怎么感觉,这不像是爪,反倒像是……蹄子?”王宝乐吸了口气,一股不好的预感,顿时浮上心头,内心一颤间,咔嚓声再次传出,随着其他几个地方碎开,第三条腿,第四条腿,陆续的伸了出来。 Saw that four legs on egg shell, Wang Baole thorough is ignorant. 眼看着蛋壳上的四条腿,王宝乐已经彻底懵了。 How condor...... may have four legs...... this is what thing!” Wang Baole is somewhat vacant, when train of thought confusion, kacha sound massive spreading, this egg shell breaks to pieces range is also getting bigger and bigger, until...... “神鹰……怎么可能会有四条腿……这到底是个什么玩意!”王宝乐有些茫然,思绪混乱时,咔嚓声大量的传出,这蛋壳的碎开范围也越来越大,直至…… Compared with leg at the worst many, the wet and furry head, stretches out after this egg shell directly, with a little bit mucus, from this furry head trickles, this just broke the shell, but small beast, as if in the to open eyes eyeball diligently, must see clearly this World. 一个比腿大不了多少,湿漉漉且毛茸茸的头颅,从这蛋壳内直接伸出后,随着一滴滴黏液,从这毛茸茸的头颅上滴下,这刚刚破壳而出的小兽,似乎在努力的睁开眼睛,要去看清这个世界 But in its front Wang Baole, this moment breathing rapidly, the eye opens, is looking at present the head of this small beast. 而在它面前的王宝乐,此刻呼吸急促,眼睛睁大,望着眼前这个小兽的头颅。 All over the body jet black, two long ears, the long face, the long mouth...... this unexpectedly is one......” “通体漆黑,两个长耳朵,长脸,长嘴巴……这居然是一头……” hee-haw!” In the Wang Baole's shock, this small beast opened the eye finally, is seeing clearly this World, sees clearly Wang Baole's instantaneous, its delighted sent out this life, the first sound. 儿啊!”在王宝乐的震惊中,这小兽终于睁开了眼,在看清这世界,看清王宝乐的瞬间,它欢喜的发出了这一生,第一个声音。 Even if its is very small, is only the palm of the hand, may after all be True Breath, even if were just born, but this sound was loudly and clearly was still incomparable, reverberation secret room at the same time, still made Wang Baole pat the forehead, only thought that was ideal and realistic, the disparity was too big. 哪怕它的个头很小,只是巴掌般,可毕竟是真息一层,即便是刚出生,但这声音依然是洪亮无比了,回荡密室的同时,也让王宝乐一拍额头,只觉得理想与现实,差距太大了。 This beast egg, is born unexpectedly a donkey! Male donkey!” Wang Baole has the impulsion that plants to go wild, how regardless of he does not think, obviously egg fresh mostly is the birds, even the snake is still good, may have a donkey unexpectedly, but the donkey...... in the Wang Baole's cognition, should not be the viviparity...... “这兽蛋,居然诞生出一头驴!还是头公驴!”王宝乐有种要抓狂的冲动,他无论如何也不会想到,明明蛋生的大都是飞禽,就算是蛇也行啊,可竟然出了一头驴,而驴……在王宝乐的认知里,不应该是胎生的吗…… As without seeing Wang Baole's goes wild with depressed, this donkey struggles crawls after the egg shell, actually without coming to a stop, pū tōng direct four hooves does splits, lies there hoof unceasingly in the ground skids, as if wish stands, spent well long time, reluctant before two , the hoof haunches, but the hind leg makes an effort each time, pū tōng one will lie again but actually. 似乎没有看出王宝乐的抓狂与郁闷,这头小驴挣扎的从蛋壳内爬出后,却没有站稳,噗通一声直接四蹄劈叉,趴在那里蹄子不断的在地面滑动,似乎想要站起来,费了好半晌,才勉强的将两个前蹄撑起,而后腿每次一用力,就会再次噗通一下趴倒。 Attempted, finally this donkey is drooping the ear, looked at Wang Baole at a loss, looked at egg shell, later kacha, ate up the egg shell. 尝试了一番,最后这小驴耷拉着耳朵,茫然的看了看王宝乐,又看了看身边的蛋壳,随后咔嚓一口,就将蛋壳吃下了一块。 As if thought that the flavor is good, this donkey eye was brighter than many before, lies there simply, kacha kacha ate unceasingly, this, in Wang Baole's depressed, all egg shells, finished eating by this Little Donkey, even the mucus of ground, was licked by it clean...... 似乎觉得味道还不错,这小驴眼睛都比之前明亮了好多,索性趴在那里,咔嚓咔嚓的不断地吃了起来,就这样,在王宝乐的郁闷中,所有的蛋壳,都被这小毛驴吃完了,甚至就连地面的黏液,也都被它舔的干干净净…… Finished eating these, it as if also felt hungry, therefore the big eye looked to Wang Baole, after winking, cried out. 吃完了这些,它仿佛还觉得饿,于是大眼睛看向王宝乐,眨了眨后,叫唤了一声。 hee-haw!” 儿啊!” The Wang Baole complexion becomes dark, even if clear(ly) knows that the donkey cries out, may find it strange, but that Little Donkey saw that Wang Baole has not responded, seemed hungrily anxious, sends out bigger crying out. 王宝乐脸色发黑,哪怕明知道驴就是这么叫唤的,可还是觉得怪怪的,而那小毛驴眼看王宝乐没回应,似乎饿急了,发出更大的叫唤。 hee-haw!!” 儿啊!!” Looks that this donkey lies there, four hoof chaotic treads, cry out to oneself unceasingly, Wang Baole big, direct caught this donkey immediately, with when oneself front, he looks angrily at this donkey. 看着这毛驴趴在那里,四蹄乱蹬,冲着自己不断地叫唤,王宝乐顿时头大,直接一把将这毛驴抓了起来,拿在自己面前时,他怒视这毛驴。 Do not call!” “别叫了!” hee-haw! hee-haw!!” Little Donkey not only has not stopped, instead the cry is bigger, saw that this, Wang Baole's is depressed, was unable to describe, at this moment sighed, his side has not really suited the fodder that this donkey ate, may listen to cry out really annoyed, Wang Baole took out Li Yi simply to between -meal snack that oneself sent, pulled out one in a big way, threw. 儿啊儿啊!!”小毛驴非但没有停止,反而叫声更大,眼看这一幕,王宝乐的郁闷,已经无法形容了,此刻叹了口气,他身边实在没有适合这毛驴吃的草料,可听它叫唤实在心烦,王宝乐索性取出了李怡给自己送来的零食,掏出一大把,扔了过去。 With his letting go, as Little Donkey pū tōng lay on the ground, after seeing between-meal snack, it does not cry out, but went all out crawled forward, quick arrived by between -meal snack, the packing did not open, direct even/including bag ate together...... 随着他的松手,随着小毛驴噗通一声又趴在了地上,不过在看到零食后,它不叫唤了,而是拼命的向前爬去,很快就到了零食旁边,包装都不打开,直接连袋一起吃…… Quick, these between-meal snack that Wang Baole throws, finished eating, this well satisfied lying there, closes the eye to go off. 很快的,就将王宝乐扔出的那些零食,就都吃完了,这才心满意足的趴在那里,闭上眼睛睡去。 Looks Little Donkey that whistling rests greatly, Wang Baole feels the heart to be tired, the good long time to sigh, has not gone to pay attention, but sat cross-legged to sit there, alleviated own depression with the cultivation. 看着呼呼大睡的小毛驴,王宝乐觉得心累,好半晌叹了口气,没去理会,而是盘膝坐在那里,用修炼来缓解自己的郁闷。 But in a while...... is also about one day, sitting in meditation Wang Baole, near the ear broadcast the Little Donkey sound again. 可没过多久……也就是一天左右,正在打坐的王宝乐,耳边再次传来了小毛驴的声音。 hee-haw!” 儿啊!” The Wang Baole cheek pulled out helpless to open eyes, when looks to Little Donkey, he suddenly is light well. 王宝乐面皮抽了抽无奈的睁开眼,看向小毛驴时,他忽然轻咦一声。 Is long such quickly?” Some Wang Baole surprise, are really this Little Donkey one day ago was bigger, before was a palm of the hand, such as the mouse was the same, now two palms of the hand, are similar to the rabbit. “长得这么快?”王宝乐有些诧异,实在是这小毛驴比一天前大了一些,之前还是一个巴掌般,如耗子一样,现在已经两个巴掌,和兔子差不多了。 Therefore after thinking, Wang Baole threw some between-meal snack in the past, this Little Donkey was cheerful immediately, cried out, while ate crazily. 于是想了想后,王宝乐又扔出一些零食过去,这小毛驴顿时欢快起来,一边叫唤,一边狂吃。 Listens to crying out of Little Donkey, Wang Baole to sigh again, he thought that oneself hatches, is not war beast, but is the ancestor...... 听着小毛驴的叫唤,王宝乐再次叹了口气,他觉得自己孵出来的,不是战兽,而是祖宗…… Then, passes for half a month, for half a month, Little Donkey hungry shouts, ate to the full rested, the growth of body made Wang Baole even more find it hard to believe that already no longer like rabbit, but was long to seem the small colt general size. 就这样,半个月过去,这半个月里,小毛驴饿了就喊,吃饱了就睡,身体的生长让王宝乐越发觉得不可思议,已经不再是如兔子般,而是长到了好似小马驹一般大小。 But black when all over the body, the big eye, the long ear, makes it does not cry out very lovable, simultaneously the growth of body, making its strength also big many, finally can four hooves stand up, therefore in the Wang Baole's residence, was upon the jump every day. 而通体的黑色,大大的眼睛,长长的耳朵,使得它不叫唤时很是可爱,同时身体的增长,使得它力气也都大了好多,终于可以四蹄站起,于是在王宝乐的居所里,每天都跑来跑去。 These, Wang Baole can accept, but he is unable to accept only, was this Little Donkey...... can eat, but the age was also excellent, the belly seemed has Black Hole, anything can bite the digestion. 这些,王宝乐都可以接受,可他唯独无法接受的,就是这小毛驴……太能吃了,而牙口又极好,肚子更好似有个黑洞般,什么都能咬碎了消化。 For half a month, all between-meal snack that Li Yi sends, ate to empty, this was also not anything, its even furniture ate, for half a month, Wang Baole sat in meditation to finish the to open eyes eyeball each time, can see own furniture, either lacked a leg, either was short of a door...... 半个月,就将李怡送来的所有零食,都吃空了,这还不算什么,它甚至连家具都吃,半个月里,王宝乐每次打坐结束睁开眼睛,都能看到自己的家具,要么缺了一条腿,要么少了一扇门…… And finally, his residence was quick spatially...... 到了最后,他的居所都快空了…… This makes Wang Baole go wild incomparably, he feels gets down, oneself must unable to raise this black donkey, at this moment the closet gate, swallowing down Little Donkey, the Wang Baole anger was saying shortly. 这就让王宝乐抓狂无比,他觉得这么下去,自己都要养不起这黑驴了,此刻眼看正在将衣柜门,一口口吞下去的小毛驴,王宝乐怒道。 Eats, when which day could not raise, you also grew up, I roasted eating you!” “吃吧,等哪天养不起了,你也长大了,我把你烤了吃掉!” But is chewing Little Donkey of closet front door, as if had detected, raising the head first is the doubt, then innocent looks at Wang Baole, thinks, thinking Wang Baole must snatch with, therefore worries hurries to pick up the speed, kacha several, swallows the closet gate thoroughly, as if eats is too quick, but also almost card the appearance of throat...... 而正在嘴嚼衣柜大门的小毛驴,似乎有所察觉,抬头先是狐疑,而后无辜的看着王宝乐,想了想,以为王宝乐要和自己抢,于是着急的赶紧加快速度,咔嚓几口,就将衣柜门彻底吞下,似乎吃的太快,还差点卡着嗓子的样子…… This donkey, is a little silly!” Wang Baole smiles bitterly immediately, is looking at the spacious residence, heaved a deep sigh. “这毛驴,有点傻啊!”王宝乐顿时苦笑,望着空旷的居所,长叹一声。
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