„Husband.” “老公。” „Un?” “嗯？” „You looked at me to see anything.” “你看我看到了什么。” He Fang pinches the grape to lie down on the sofa horizontally, curls upwards the foot to shake two, Asahidai shouted. 何妨捏着葡萄横躺在沙发上,翘着脚丫晃悠两下,朝阳台喊。 Qin Guanglin takes a look at two, without discovering her anything unusuality, this grape of eating is still eating, but another hand takes the cell phone to shake, then lowers the head to continue to rub the clothes, said: „Does laundry, a while looks.” 秦广林瞅两眼,没发现她什么异常,该吃的葡萄还在吃,只是另一只手拿着手机在晃,便低头继续揉搓衣服,道:“洗衣服呢,一会儿看。” So long as is not eats the insect to be all right...... grape thing not to have the insect probably. 只要不是吃到虫就没事……葡萄这东西好像也没虫。 „I read to you listen.” “那我念给你听。” „You read.” “你念吧。” „...... The good husband's standard, one, high-income, yearly salary at least 500,000. “咳咳……好老公的标准,一、收入高,年薪至少五十万起。 Second, spends few, does not smoke does not drink, one month 1000 cannot all spend. 二、花钱少,不抽烟不喝酒,一个月一千块都花不完。 Third, the filial parents-in-law...... my father talked over the pig back seat that you shoulder each time in the past, this year has half past again, I then said...... 三、孝顺岳父母……每次过去我爸都念叨一下你扛的猪后座,今年再带半个过去吧,我接着说…… Fourth, hobby that does not need to spend, except for going to work is in the dwelling family/home does the housework, washes clothes to prepare food to tow...... ” 四、没有需要花钱的爱好,除了上班就是宅家里做家务,洗衣做饭拖地……” Qin Guanglin is rubbing the clothes indignantly, his hobby may spend the good money. 秦广林愤愤地搓着衣服,他这爱好可花了大钱了。 Did not say that saloon car bridegroom's gift to bride's family three gold/metal these, the second half lifetime confessed here. 不说房车彩礼三金那些,后半辈子都交代在这儿了。 „...... Five, not stamens, are not a womanizer, the cell phone password is public, can look casually. “……五、不花心,不拈花惹草,手机密码公开,能随便看。 Sixth, Teddy male......, jump. 六、泰迪男……呸,跳过。 Seventh, the clothes, will not be rustic, bring not to lose face...... this not to calculate. 七、会穿衣打扮,不土气,带出去不丢面子……这个不算。 In seven you six. ” 哇,七条你中了六条诶。” He Fang is raising head to look at Qin Guanglin in balcony diligently, exclaims in surprise one exaggeratingly, „comes quickly, kisses/intimate my good husband.” 何妨努力倒仰着头看阳台上的秦广林,夸张地惊叹一句,“快过来,亲一下我的好老公。” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin side rubs the beads of sweat on the shoulder, looks at the living room the moment, wonders saying: „I discovered after you were pregnant, was getting more and more weak, this normal?” 秦广林侧头在肩膀上蹭一下汗珠,看着客厅顿了片刻,纳闷道:“我发现你怀孕了之后越来越幼稚了,这正常吗？” „Which isn't normal?” “哪不正常了？” „Or we looked that the doctor...... should not be pregnant to do two fools oneself.” He is heavyhearted, the He Fang belly rouses now day-by-day, although is not obvious, can only take off the clothes to look to stick out, but this person changed is too obvious. “要不咱去看一下医生……别怀孕把自己搞成个二傻子。”他忧心忡忡的,何妨肚子现在一天天鼓起来,虽然还不明显,只能脱了衣服才能看出来隆起,但这人变化太明显了。 Is pregnant the silly three years real? 一孕傻三年是真的？ This thing will really fall the wisdom. 这玩意真会降智啊。 „Snort, an affective tone does not have.” He Fang his eyes, continue to turn the cell phone white/in vain, passed the moment also saying: „Do you know wife's standard?” “哼,一点情调都没有。”何妨白他一眼,继续翻手机,过了片刻又道:“你知道好老婆的标准吗？” „Said, I thought in you several.” “说说,我看你中了几条。” „The good wife's standard, one, manages well husband's finance, does not make him spend randomly.” “好老婆的标准,一、管好老公的财务,不让他乱花钱。” „......” “……” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin waited quite a while not to wait till two, could not bear ask: „Then?” 秦广林等了半天没等到二,忍不住问道:“然后呢？” „What then?” “什么然后？” „......” “……” „Hahahaha.” He Fang kicks the foot to laugh there, Qin Guanglin looks at brow one to jump madly, flings to wave the arms about on bubble is scratching in while walks. “哈哈哈哈哈哈。”何妨踢着脚丫在那儿大笑,秦广林看得眉头一阵乱跳,甩甩手上的泡沫一边在身上擦着一边走过来。 „Smiles, a while smiled...... the cell phone the child to me, put the distant point, this thing had the radiation unable to play.” “笑个屁,一会儿把孩子笑出来了……手机给我,放远点,这东西有辐射不能玩了。” „You do not accompany me, has not made me play the cell phone.” “你都不陪我,还不让我玩手机。” „Isn't this accompanying?” “这不是在陪吗？” „On the weekend, I took summer vacation daily at home, you go to work daily......” “就周末,我放暑假了天天在家里,你天天上班……” The Qin Guanglin egg hurts, „wants to make me resign?” 秦广林蛋疼,“又想让我辞职？” „Resignation, this was your oneself says.” “辞职,这是你自己说的啊。” „......” “……” Knows, the topic turns several to turn finally this matter. 就知道,话题拐几下最后都会拐到这事儿上来。 He squats by the sofa grips the hand of He Fang, pastes on own face to rub two, sighed: „I know that you wait in the family/home to be very idle daily, asking our mother to move to accompany you, you are not glad, I go to work make the powdered milk money to the child, otherwise waits you to raise me at home?” 他蹲在沙发旁握住何妨的手,贴到自己脸上蹭两下,叹道:“我知道你天天待家里很闲,叫咱妈搬过来陪你,你又不乐意,我上班得给孩子赚奶粉钱啊,不然待在家里你养我？” „I......” “我……” „Stops, I know that you can raise me, but must for later plan that the powdered milk enough the child can buy the clothes? Can the big point go to school again? The kindergarten elementary school junior middle school high school university...... must spend, finishes attending again study, but can also get married? Getting married to want the dowry?” “停,我知道你养得起我,但是得为以后打算啊,奶粉够了孩子得买衣服吧？再大点得上学吧？幼儿园小学初中高中大学……都得花钱,再上完学,还得嫁人吧？嫁人得要嫁妆吧？” „You can also paint pictures at home, why can run?” He Fang pinches a grain of grape to him to eat, hands half to be angry, receives Serbia mouth, „take, does not give you.” “在家你也能画画啊,干嘛非要跑出去？”何妨捏起一粒葡萄想给他吃,递到一半又生气,收回来塞自己嘴里,“自己拿,才不给你。” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin is disinclined to eat, curls the lip to continue saying: „ I drew such a original, the luck good to have the present popularity, what can I treat draw at home? Let Chen Rui give me the script, do I bring to draw to the family/home in? 秦广林懒得吃,撇撇嘴继续道:“我就画了那么一部原创的,还是运气好才有现在的人气,我要待在家里画什么？让陈瑞把剧本给我,我带到家里来画？ ...... If although proposes this type to request him not to reject most likely, but does not gather the custom, goes to work must have the appearance of going to work, today I brought the thing of company to run back the home to create freely, tomorrow others also want to do, but how also to do? ” ……虽然如果提这种要求他八成不会拒绝,但不合规矩,上班就要有上班的样子,今天我带着公司的东西跑回家自由创作了,明天别人也想这么干,还怎么搞？” „Draws the daughter, daughter enough you drew for many years, signed in upon arrival at work from the kindergarten gets married, your half a lifetime did not need to ponder over other.” He Fang is drawing his handle skin spits to his palm, although side is the trash can, but she wants to do. “画女儿啊,女儿够你画好多年了,从幼儿园画到嫁人,你半辈子不用琢磨别的。”何妨拉着他的手把皮吐到他掌心,虽然旁边就是垃圾桶,但她就是想这么干。 „Daughter must wait till 2-3 years old 4 or 5-year-old at least, has the interaction, can draw, several years, think too early...... others still to remember now by that time I perhaps, what to do did throw the street?” “女儿起码要等到2-3岁四五岁,才有互动,才能画,好几年呢,现在想得太早了……到那时候别人还记不记得我都说不定,扑街了怎么办？” Qin Guanglin is gaining ground consideration a while, has not seen her accordingly , to continue saying: „ I know, before I was accompanying you, the entire journey accompanies a sick person to provide nursing care, but at that time and present is different, I can only draw Drawing Manga, artist anything...... the present picked is too late, moreover can say like you leapt at the art exhibition becomes famous, but must take a fresh look at the luck, now all are different, picture that I drew definitely also different, poorly when likely drew worked as the most lifetime. 秦广林抬着头思量一会儿,没见她应声,继续道:“我知道,以前我是陪着你的,全程陪护,但那时候和现在不一样,我就只会画画漫画了,艺术家什么的……现在重新捡起来太晚了,而且能不能像你说的在画展上一跃成名,还得重新看运气,现在一切都不一样了,我画的画肯定也不同,很可能当个穷画画的当大半辈子。 It is not, are you listening? What smiles? Where that I said isn't right? ” 不是,你在听吗？笑什么呢？我说的哪里不对吗？” His full forehead doubts, how were saying proper business He Fang does smile suddenly? 他满脑门疑惑,怎么说着正事何妨忽然笑起来？ Funnily what has? 有什么好笑的？ „You, when draws poorly, I am a poor teacher, is good.” He Fang blinks the eye to visit him, „before you become famous, we are such life, does not have nothing well, does not have the big house, only then a broken Aotuo, you daily are also cheerful arches me......” “你当个穷画画的,我当个穷老师,也挺不错的。”何妨眨巴眼睛看着他,“在你出名前,我们就是这样生活的啊,也没什么不好,没有大房子,只有一辆破奥拓,你天天也是乐呵乐呵的拱我啊……” „......” “……” Does not have the means to speak with the big stomach woman well! 和大肚婆没办法好好说话！ Qin Guanglin waves the arms about to throw in the trash can the grape skin of palm, being disinclined to be again reasonable with her, stood to continue to do laundry. 秦广林甩手把掌心的葡萄皮扔垃圾桶里,懒得再和她讲道理,站起来继续去洗衣服。 „You , if idle, asks Xiaoqing to go out to stroll...... do not stroll is too far, do not sit the public transportation, goes out takes taxi, did not give you to download the drop drop, hit casually, do not love dearly money.” “你要是闲,就多找小青出门逛逛……不要逛太远,别坐公交,出门就打车,不是给你下载了滴滴吗,随便打,别心疼钱。” He had not suspected to the words that He Fang spoke, even two person were the poor teacher, was the poor painter, all day is staring at the teacher purchasing homes policy of school eagerly, did grocery shopping must favor the price, they can cross as before happily joyfully, but was tired. 他对何妨说的话没有怀疑,即使两个人一个当穷老师,一个当穷画家,整天眼巴巴盯着学校的教师买房政策,买菜还要看好价格,他们依旧可以过得幸福快乐,不过是更累一点而已。 But can the last auspicious day, who be able to go to the nest to calculate the daily necessities in the small deteriorated house all day? 但能过上好日子,谁会想去窝在小破房子里整天计算柴米油盐？ „Why do you go?” He just sat returns to the balcony to take the He Fang clothes to rub two, sees He Fang to crawl to look for the shoes from the sofa to put on. “你干嘛去？”他刚坐回阳台拿着何妨的衣服揉搓两下,就见何妨从沙发上爬起来找鞋穿。 „Writes.” “写去。” „Multi- lying down little while, a while I accompany you to take a walk, writing to sit a long time was not good to the baby.” “多躺会儿,一会儿我陪你散步,写坐久了对宝宝不好。” „No, I must be the millionaire, then supports you, asking you toward east you not to dare toward the west......” “不,我要做百万富翁,然后包养你,叫你往东你不敢往西……” He Fang ahem is putting on the slipper, treads the study room. 何妨哼唧着套上拖鞋,踏踏踏进去书房。 „Snort!” “哼！”