WPSD :: Volume #4 世界上最好的就是你

#298: You cause to cheat


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„The first marriage, what felt?” “第一次结婚,什么感觉?” Feeling is very excited, you become the best man for the first time, what felt?” “感觉很激动,你第一次当伴郎,什么感觉?” I am also very excited.” “我也很激动。” A Xiao Yu and Xiao Yu liangs person sits in the car(riage), both hands have opened, get hold, opens again, gets hold of again. 肖宇个人坐在车里,双手一直张开,握紧,再张开,再握紧。 Wait...... what is the first time?” “等等……什么叫第一次?” „......” “呃……” Motorcade slowly good on road, not slow not slow, is moving toward the suburb, Zhang Dongming is opening the glass, sometimes a non- point in time whip firecracker throws outside the car(riage), listening to flip-flop the resounding to smile cheerfully. 车队慢慢行在路上,不徐不缓,朝郊外移动着,张东明开着车窗,时不时点一鞭炮仗扔到车外,听着噼啪脆响乐呵呵笑。 The geomancer is Ms. Zhou looks, not only the day arranged, the boarding auspicious time also arranges appropriately, 7 to 9 a.m to welcome the bride boards, before the 9 to 11 a.m, arrives at the hotel to be good. 风水先生是周母找的,不光日子定好了,上车吉时也安排得妥妥当当,辰时把新娘子迎上车,巳时前到酒店就好。 This wedding was more energetic than your.” Sun Wen raises the head toward Yu Fei, ate and drank to finish up, did not remain, a sense of participation did not have.” “这婚礼比你那个带劲多了。”孙文余飞扬头,“吃吃喝喝完事,嘛都不剩,一点参与感都没有。” Hi, if I make such a, the wife's father that side must kill me.” “嗨,我要是弄这么一出,丈人那边得打死我。” Yu Fei also likes meeting the wedding of rusticity like this lively, he marries is to make the duty to be the same completely, the flow was all arranged, the dinner served to guests as they arrive suspended for day to finish up. 余飞也喜欢这样热闹接地气的婚礼,他结婚的时候完全就是做任务一样,流程全被安排好,流水席摆一天完事。 Very insipid. 忒没劲。 Under the light hits, do not waste your tall fellow.” “等下灯光打好点,别浪费了你这大高个子。” Said with you? What looking is being the Luo City first lighting engineer.” “用你说?瞧着什么叫洛城第一灯光师。” Sun Wen lights cigarette, starts out a seam the glass, behind the firecracker infiltrates immediately, he looked toward the rear view mirror, curls the lip saying: Actually I want to fire a gun, is fun.” 孙文点起一根烟,把车窗开出一条缝,后面噼里啪啦的鞭炮声顿时钻进来,他朝后视镜看了看,撇嘴道:“其实我更想放炮,多好玩。” Firecrackers that the first lighting engineer breaks wind.” “第一灯光师放个屁的鞭炮。” More than a half hours, the day the dawn, has not needed dozen of headlights also to be able to see clearly the road, the motorcade picks up the speed according to the arranged line slightly, to around 6 : 30, before , the car(riage) that guides had seen happy strip that on the alley hangs, red color cloth strip likely strip red long line, curving several hundred meters, the spread to the road, has hung in week cedar main house gate. 不过半个多小时而已,天已经蒙蒙亮,不用打车灯也能看得清路,车队按照早就定好的线路微微加快速度,至六点半多,头前带路的车已经看到小路上挂的喜条,大红色的布条像条红色长龙,弯弯曲曲几百米长,一直蔓延到路里面,挂在周楠家门口。 „Did red package arrange?” “红包备好了没?” Xiao Yu sees with own eyes to arrive at week cedar main house gate, does not know that reminded Qin Guanglin for several time. 肖宇眼见要到周楠家门口,不知道第几次提醒秦广林 Relax, is so wordy.” “放心吧,这么啰嗦。” The Qin Guanglin racket the pocket, the racket side, has not waited for him to continue to ask again, ahead of time replied: Smoke is also preparing, has not fallen.” 秦广林拍拍口袋,再拍拍旁边,没等他继续问,提前答道:“烟也备着呢,都没落下。” The red package is not big, five ten, what is biggest is 88, opens to the bride's side the relatives and friends and bridesmaid and so on, is Xiao Yu thinks of as for a bigger red package. 红包不大,五块的十块的,最大的是八十八,一路开进去给女方亲朋和伴娘之类的,至于更大的红包是肖宇自己装着。 ~ “呼~” Xiao Yu long shouted the one breath, the entire collar, is straightening up the hair to the rear view mirror again, prepares to greet this important moment. 肖宇长长呼了一口气,重新整整领子,对着后视镜理理头发,准备迎接这重要的一刻。 Welcomed the bride goes out, later this was the person of his family/home, their two were one, in addition belly child, family of three. 把新娘迎出门,以后这就是他家的人,他们两个是一家,加上肚子里的孩子,一家三口。 No matter the week cedar maternal home is his own family/home, must depend in the future one step, reduces to the second grade- originally Xiao Yu parents year to year outside, the relations quite have been light, although said that a little does not make sense, but this is the fact, kinship anything, knows without being told. 不管是周楠娘家还是他自己家,都得往后靠一步,降为第二档-本来肖宇父母常年在外,关系一直比较淡薄,虽然说起来有点不像话,但这是事实,亲情什么的,冷暖自知。 In this belly leads the woman of little darling, will henceforth become him for the most intimate pillow near the person, no matter said from the law or the social angle, was so. 这个肚子里带着小宝宝的女人,从此就会成他为最亲密的枕边人,不管从法律还是社会角度上讲,都是如此。 The firecrackers make a sound in week cedar main house gate, in the smog with everywhere the red paper scraps, Sun Wen and Yu Fei following photographer first runs to introduce a row of line. 鞭炮噼里啪啦响在周楠家门口,在烟雾与满地红纸屑中,孙文余飞跟着摄影师抢先跑进去拉插排线。 All are ready, Xiao Yu opens the door to get out, deeply attracts thick firecrackers taste, immediately the spirit inspires, the starting to walk step walks toward the institute. 一切准备就绪,肖宇开门下车,深吸一口浓浓的鞭炮味,顿时精神一振,迈开步子往院里走去。 Thank for your trouble.” “辛苦辛苦。” Laborious.” “辛苦。” Qin Guanglin follows in the one side, is distributing packets of cigarettes unceasingly outward, the relatives and friends who bride's side here helps are many, two smoke send quickly, odd/surplus Le hurries to hand over one from the bosom spare. 秦广林跟在一旁,不断把一包包烟往外递着,女方这边帮忙的亲朋好友不少,两条烟很快发完,余乐又赶紧从怀里递过去一条备用的。 The firecrackers are making a sound unceasingly, the early spring the chill in the air has not drawn back in March/three months, the Zhou two big brothers only wear the short sleeve shirt to stand in the entrance, does not have awkward several people actually, lets their going in living room smoothly. 鞭炮不断响着,初春三月寒意未退,周家两个大哥只穿着短袖衬衫站在门口,倒是没有为难几人,顺利让他们进去客厅。 Opens the door, meets bride!” “开门,来接新娘子了!” Qin Guanglin takes a look at that two big brothers, exceptionally sounds the door gently, is shouting to the crack in a door. 秦广林瞅了瞅那俩大哥,异常温柔地敲响房门,对着门缝里喊道。 Opening the door red package? First......, stops up!” “开门红包呢?先……诶,堵住堵住!” Wu numerous guards a door to pull open a seam, the words behind the gate has not shouted, Qin Guanglin that was tried to push opens the door arch most, hurries to summon the sisters to help. 吴芸芸把门拉开一条缝,在门后面话还没喊完,就被试图挤进来的秦广林把门拱开大半,赶紧呼唤姐妹来帮忙。 Goes to give!” “进去给进去给!” Qin Guanglin shouted that while pushes toward inside. 秦广林一边喊一边往里面挤。 Red package thing cannot issue, a penny saved , a penny earned, this is their here responsibility- bride's that side sisters roll to peel one to peel one, is their side responsibility. 红包这个东西不能乱发,能省则省,这是他们这边的职责-新娘那边的姐妹团是能多剥出一个就多剥出一个,也是她们那边的职责。 Mutual resistance, displaying their wisdom and bravery, this is the pleasure of custom...... naturally, this is not the abuse. 互相对抗,斗智斗勇,这是习俗的乐趣……当然,这算不上恶习。 Qin Guanglin depends sturdily, a person arrives at gate latter several, rushes to dragon pool alone, crushes into the room half body has not seen clearly inside person is, was stuck the face by 2-3 colored ribbons, spurting. 秦广林仗着身强力壮,一个人抵门后好几个,独闯龙潭,挤进屋里半个身子还没看清里面人的都是谁,就被2-3个彩带糊脸,又给喷出来。 „...... Do not spurt!” “诶诶诶……别喷!” Red package! Does not have the red package not to give to open the door!” “红包!没红包不给开门!” He Fang moved the stool card after the gate, preventing them to well up altogether. 何妨搬了个凳子卡在门后,防止他们一股脑涌进来。 „......” “给给给……” Qin Guanglin fishes out two to force from the crack in a door from the left pocket, opens the door quickly! The bridegrooms became impatient!” 秦广林从左边兜里摸出两个从门缝塞进去,“快开门!新郎都等急了!” Insufficiently!” “不够!” To one, sufficed again? Insufficiently I hit the gate...... high to come again newly.” “再给一个,够了没?再不够我撞门了啊……高新过来。” The tearing voice that Qin Guanglin puts on airs shouted, comes bridegroom letting, we hit to him......” 秦广林装模作样的扯开嗓门喊,“来新郎让让,我们给他撞开……” Opened!” “开了开了!” Wu numerous feared that they really gave the gate to collide and damage, hurried to open the gate, wait wait/etc. etc., cannot enter easily!” 吴芸芸怕他们真给门撞坏了,赶紧拉开门,“等等等等,不能这么容易就进!” Marriage affinity line! Cross marriage affinity line!” “姻缘线!跨姻缘线!” Comes He Fang to pull!” “来何妨扯好!” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin looks that at present red string flexure scratches the head, then sees several brothers to back. 秦广林看着眼前红线挠了挠头,回头看向后边的几个兄弟。 Although reached an agreement with He Fang did not feel embarrassed them...... He Fang also saying that she makes bridesmaid not these for the first time, but could not support others meeting. 虽然跟何妨说好了不为难他们……何妨也说她第一次做伴娘不会这些,但架不住别人会啊。 The marriage affinity line is a red string, two people pull are keeping off in the entrance, highly to the waist above point, the bridegrooms and brothers must stand the past- also bends the waist face up. 姻缘线就是一根红线,两个人扯着挡在门口,高度到腰上面一点,新郎和兄弟们都得站着过去-也就是仰面弯腰。 This group of people are tall and sturdy, selects except for tall Xinai......, but he turns over to short short, the person can gain weight, does not have the means to get down the body face up curved. 这一帮人都人高马大的,除了高新矮点……但他矮归矮,人长得胖,也没办法仰面把身子弯下去。 Yu Fei and Xiao Yu look at each other one, looks to others. 余飞肖宇对视一眼,又看向其他人。 I polish, I do not use, I do not use.” Highest Sun Wen hurries to cast aside oneself, this must want the short remaining life. “我打光的,我不用啊,我不用。”最高的孙文赶紧把自己撇出去,这得要老命。 I do not estimate good.” tall new the face was saying painstakingly. “我估计不行。”高新苦着脸道。 „Can I first try?” “我能先试试吗?” Qin Guanglin bears the brunt, tries to rub face up, helpless is defeated, „the high spot, this is really not again good.” 秦广林首当其冲,试图仰面蹭过去,无奈失败,“再高点,这真不行。” Uh-huh?” He Fang raised an eyebrow. “嗯哼?”何妨挑挑眉 Can high to?” Qin Guanglin touches a red package to shake. “能高到哪?”秦广林又摸出来来个红包晃晃。 Gives me you!” “给我吧你!” Wu numerous put out a hand to give to snatch, gave the following sisters, then raised the shoulder the red string. 吴芸芸伸手就给抢了过来,递给后面的姐妹,然后把红线抬高到肩膀。 This must unable to pass......” “这要还过不去……” Can!” “能过!” Qin Guanglin face upwards body rubs slightly slowly, beckons toward Xiao Yu, comes, comes.” 秦广林稍一仰身就慢慢蹭过去,朝肖宇招手,“来,都进来。” The brothers group through the marriage affinity line, Zhou Nan puts on the nuptial dress to sit in the bed center one after another, smilingly looks that they come , was continued to create a Gordian knot by the sisters group, had not felt slightly worries. 兄弟团陆续通过姻缘线,周楠穿着婚纱坐在床中央,笑眯眯地看着他们一个个进来,然后又被姐妹团继续出难题,丝毫没感觉到着急。 Life this time, must make them play a happiness. 人生就这一次,总得让她们玩个痛快。 Was OK? 9981 difficult to move in!” “可以了吧?九九八十一难都搬来了!” Qin Guanglin is difficult the face to ask. 秦广林拧巴着脸问。 Just they suspended big pile of water, brothers group everyone select in one cup of 15 seconds to drink, he drank the lemonade to be good, Xiao Yu this bridegroom selected the vinegar directly, looked fierce almost not to spurt. 刚刚她们摆出来一大堆水,兄弟团所有人都挑一杯十五秒内喝下去,他喝到柠檬水还好,肖宇这个新郎官直接挑到醋,龇牙咧嘴差点没喷出来。 tall new inspires in one side, grove hurries to give the red package, could not bear, burnt me!” 高新在一旁直吸气,“林子赶紧给红包,受不了了,辣死我了!” „It is not good, did this admit defeat?” Sun Wen in one side cheerful provoking anger, he is hitting the light, does not need to participate in these things, looks people unlucky happy is not good. “不行啊,这就服软了?”孙文在一旁乐呵呵的拱火,他打着灯光,不用参加这些东西,看着众人倒霉乐的不行。 Ok, did not have, picks.” “好了,本来也没了,接走吧。” He Fang pouts toward Zhou Nan, among the facial features has the happy expression of being able to stop. 何妨朝周楠努了努嘴,眉眼间带着止不住的笑意。 „Didn't this have? I felt that has the plot......” Qin Guanglin to see her smile some doubt, although said 9981 difficultly......, but finished, the feeling is a little simple. “这就没了?我感觉有阴谋……”秦广林看到她的笑容有些狐疑,虽然说九九八十一难……但就这么结束了,感觉还是有点简单。 I also felt.” “我也感觉有。” Xiao Yu thinks the flexure flexure buttocks, bears, the gathering bedside squatting down body looks at Zhou Nan, „does wife, we...... walk?” 肖宇想挠挠屁股,又生生忍住,凑到床边蹲下身子看着周楠,“老婆,我们……走?” Walks.” “走啊。” Zhou Nan should say with a smile, actually sits on the bed has not moved. 周楠笑着应道,却坐在床上没动。 „Does that walk...... must kiss an eloquence to move?” The Xiao Yu hoodlum, stands up to collect actually, makes an effort, walks.” “那就走啊……要亲一口才动是吧?”肖宇倒是光棍儿,站起身就凑过去,使劲叭一口,“走。” Walks.” “走啊。” Zhou Nan has not moved with a smile. 周楠还是笑着没动。 „......” “……” „......” “……” Shoes?” Sun Wen is unable to continue watching, shouted in behind. “鞋呢?”孙文看不下去,在后面儿喊。 Right, shoes?” “对啊,鞋呢?” Qin Guanglin lowers the head to look for quite a while, the bedside on shoes. 秦广林低头找半天,床边就一只鞋。 He looks to He Fang, opens the eye and she looks at each other moment, shoes?” 他看向何妨,睁大眼睛和她对视片刻,“鞋呢?” Shoes?” He Fang was asking. “鞋呢?”何妨笑着问。 Hi, the brothers look!” “嗨,兄弟们找!” Qin Guanglin looked that her appearance understood, greeted one, rummaged through chests and cupboards to start to look for bride's high-heeled shoes. 秦广林看她模样就明白了,招呼一声,翻箱倒柜开始找新娘子的高跟鞋。 Can prompt?” He Fang takes a look at his lying ground to look at the bed bottom, in one side asking with a smile. “要不要提示啊?”何妨瞅着他趴地上看床底,在一旁笑吟吟的问。 Red package exempts discussed!” “红包免谈!” Although is the girlfriend, Qin Guanglin must fulfill duty to fulfill responsibility not to make her deceive the red package. 虽然是自己女朋友,秦广林也得尽职尽责不让她把红包骗去。 You look.” “那你们找吧。” He Fang looks at each other one with Wu numerous, has not made noise with a smile again. 何妨跟吴芸芸对视一眼,都笑着没再出声。 Does not have the red package is not impossible to open this mouth, can find to calculate their skill. 没有红包不可能开这个口,能找到算他们本事。 Mosquito you are high, do you have a look at the cabinet to withstand/top?” “蚊子你高,你看看柜顶有没有?” No.” “没有。” „Does that side shoe box have? How no one turns.” “那边鞋盒有吗?怎么没人翻。” „Do shoes possibly place in the shoe box? Too insulted the person intelligence quotient.” “鞋怎么可能放在鞋盒里?太侮辱人智商了。” „The most dangerous place is the safest place, you do not understand, this called under the lamp black......, not here.” “最危险的地方就是最安全的地方,你懂个屁,这叫灯下黑……啧,也没在这儿。” Qin Guanglin observes the situation the room, looks at the sisters to roll several people secretly, hits a meaningful glance toward Xiao Yu. 秦广林环视房间,偷偷瞄着姐妹团几人,朝肖宇打个眼色。 The Xiao Yu flexure flexure buttocks, think to understand his meaning, slides to shouts at the same time: Found!” 肖宇挠挠屁股,想了想才明白他意思,溜到一边喊道:“找到了!” The sisters roll look subconsciously to Xiao Yu, sees only him not to act at the back of the body, shouted that stands there intently. 姐妹团下意识看向肖宇,只见他背着身子也没动作,喊完一句就直愣愣地站在那儿。 Hey!” “嘿!” Qin Guanglin claps, happily the past lifted the window curtains, „here ~!” 秦广林一拍手,得意地过去掀开窗帘,“就在这儿~!” Bride's high-heeled shoes tied up behind the window curtains are hanging, appears in the people at present. 新娘的高跟鞋被绑在窗帘后面挂着,出现在众人眼前。 You cause to cheat!” “你使诈!” He Fang first responded, bit the silver tooth to stare him tightly. 何妨最先反应过来,紧咬银牙瞪着他。 Was too deceitful!” “太奸诈了!” Sly!” “狡猾!” The shoes were found did not have the means to come one time, the sisters roll can only look helplessly Xiao Yu solved in the past the shoes, puts on to Zhou Nan. 鞋子被找到了也没办法重新来一次,姐妹团只能眼睁睁地看着肖宇过去把鞋子解下来,给周楠穿上。 Plays to cheat, must spurt him!” “耍诈,要喷他!” Spurts!” “喷!” Qin Guanglin sees He Fang also to take the colored ribbon to spurt, can only hold to move aside, who asked you to look......” 秦广林何妨也拿着彩带喷过来,只能抱头躲闪,“谁叫你们看的……” Who asked you to cause to cheat!” “谁叫你使诈的!” Walks quickly, the bride went out!” “啊啊快走,新娘子出门了!” Yu Fei and tall new when found the high-heeled shoes to run, holds the red blanket to the car(riage), has spread from Zhou Nanjia the Living room entrance to the car(riage) outside front door by. 余飞和高新早在找到高跟鞋的时候就已经跑出去,到车里抱出红毯,从周楠家客厅门口一直铺到大门外的车旁。 The fireworks tube and firecrackers also resound, Xiao Yu pulls the week cedar to go out of the gate, the whole face writes happily. 礼花筒和鞭炮同时响起,肖宇挽着周楠走出门,满脸写着高兴。 Walked, a while steering handle we fell.” “走了走了,一会儿车把我们落下了。” Qin Guanglin is picking head bubble colored ribbon, sees the sisters group to stop work for the day to go out, touches quietly holds on He Fang. 秦广林摘着头上的泡沫彩带,见姐妹团收工出门,悄摸拉住何妨 Does, wants with my being lucky blanket?” He Fang looked he half-length colorful cannot bear want to smile. “干嘛,也想和我走红毯?”何妨看他半身花花绿绿的就忍不住想笑。 Gets what one deserves, who called this goods to play to cheat. 活该,谁叫这货耍诈。 No.” “没。” Qin Guanglin looked at her up and down, hehe laughs foolishly two, approached said in a low voice: You wear this clothes to be really attractive.” 秦广林上下看了看她,嘿嘿傻笑两声,凑近了低声道:“你穿这衣服真好看。” Snort, this?” “哼,就这?” Particularly high-heeled shoes, very with you.” “尤其是高跟鞋,很配你。” You were saying that I am short?” “你在说我矮?” No, I was saying that you are attractive.” “没,我在说你漂亮。”
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