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The words saying that Qiu Wuji this truly wants to study writing a book the appearance, Chu Ge wants to say you sell the calligraphy and painting to earn full, did not say. 话说秋无际这副确实很想学写书的样子,楚戈本来想说你去卖字画都赚得盆满钵满的,也不去说了。 The people are ambitious respectively, Qiu Wuji this obviously wants to study creates world, rather than wants to make money purely, does not study the writing purely. 人各有志嘛,秋无际这明显就是想学习“创世”,而不是单纯想赚钱,也不是纯粹学习写作。 Otherwise she now the understanding degree to the world, the money-making way is really many. 否则她现在对世界的了解程度,赚钱方式还真的不少了。 Really wants to write a book, how she does not need to study makes up the story, only before needing her, has experienced when the rivers and lakes matter the autobiography told, or knowing others' amusing thing says, even no writing technique, it is estimated that very interesting —— can also make 《Chu Tian Wuji》 while convenient before , passes on or outside looks, good. 真想写书,她也不需要学习怎么编故事,只需要把她本人以前经历过的江湖事当自传讲述出来、或者把知道的别人的趣事讲讲,即使没什么写作手法,估计都挺有趣——顺便还能做《楚天无际》的前传或番外篇看呢,多好。 But this is still only the story of that world makes up, Qiu Wuji frame of mind, what obviously wants is creates the world, does not do the supplement for him. 但这就依然只是那个世界的故事补完,秋无际的心气儿,显然想要的是自己创世,不是为他做补充。 What a pity Chu Ge thought that with Qiu Wuji this brain circuit, thinks make up the story to be very difficult. 可惜楚戈觉得以秋无际这个脑回路,想自己编故事挺难的。 Person who she does not make up the story! 她就不是编故事的人嘛! Chu Ge is willing to help this. Thinks how oneself knows writes, but taught the level of person truly possibly to miss, has not been the teacher, did not direct the hanger-on like Qiu Wuji frequently, teaching person cultivation was familiar and easy. 楚戈还是愿意帮她这把的。想了想,自己知道怎么写,但教人的水准确实可能差了一点,没当过老师嘛,不像秋无际经常指点门下,教人修行轻车熟路。 It seems like looks for a teaching material to her? 看来得给她找点教材? Before Zhang Qiren has collected, but Chu Ge has not gone to look, Chu Ge has thought this thing not by......, but from initially the progress of Zhang Qiren the person taught, was useful. Takes one set to come to see to Zhang Qiren...... does not know that present he, these thing did delete? 以前张奇人收集过很多,不过楚戈都没去看,楚戈一直觉得这玩意不是靠人教的……但从当初张奇人的进步来看,还是有用。是不是向张奇人要一套来看看……不知现在的他,这些玩意删了没? Asks Zhang Qiren, without the echo, it is estimated that in busy has not gotten online. 试着问了张奇人一句,没有回音,估计在忙没上线。 Chu Ge thinks lost, entered Flocking to the Streets to Drive(tell dirty jokes) Group, looks for in the crowd Great God to learn from experienced people. 楚戈出神地想了想,又进了“扑街开车群”,找群里大神取取经。 Writing a book?” Great Gods replied: „Doesn't that have hand was enough?” “写书?”大神们回答:“那不是有手就行?” Chu Ge: en en.” 楚戈:“。” Opening Warder does, wants too many useless.” “打开沃德就是干啊,想太多没用。” Chu Ge: en en en.” 楚戈:“。” Writing a book this thing actually with face/color price/value is the inverse correlation, is so graceful like me, quite throws. Oh, this thing cannot strive, studies to be useful......” “写书这东西其实和颜值是负相关的,像我这么帅的,就比较扑。唉,这玩意求不来的,学有什么用……” The public sentiment is turbulent: „, Fell no wonder yesterday subscribed, originally is because I was also graceful.” 群情汹涌:“怪不得了,昨天掉了均订,原来是因为我又帅了。” No wonder I cannot get up the platinum this year, originally was my face value hindered me unexpectedly.” “难怪我今年上不了白金,原来竟是我的颜值阻碍了我。” Chu Ge: Thanking everyone authenticates in my group to be most graceful.” 楚戈:“谢谢大家认证我群内最帅。” In group peaceful, crossed several seconds of some people to send a screenshot: ten thousand Ding the big shot, you are saying anything, in the group many people have not achieved, you ready ready were the quite ugly that group.” 群里安静了一下,过了几秒有人发了一张截图:“万订大佬,你在说什么,群里不少人没达到呢,你妥妥是比较丑的那一拨了。” Chu Ge rubs the eyes, that is ten thousand subscribes the badge, the book title of screenshot demonstration is 《Chu Tian Wuji》. 楚戈揉了揉眼睛,那是万订徽章,截图显示的书名是《楚天无际》 ten thousand Ding? When matter? 万订了?啥时候的事? „Won't you know?” Some people said surprisedly: You were also certainly, own result wanted others to tell you unexpectedly, your day after day is doing? Right, comes to ask the writing teaching, what female disciples younger brother should not soak?” “你不会不知道吧?”有人惊奇地说:“你也是绝了,自己的成绩居然要别人告诉你,你这一天天的都在干嘛啊?对了,进来就问写作教学,该不会在泡什么女徒弟?” The above-mentioned person family/home is a big shot, this guesses a lot. 该人家是大佬,这猜得多准啊。 Chu Ge spoke righteously: „Do I look like that person? My this does not want to charge, learn/study progress!” 楚戈义正辞严:“我像那种人吗?我这不是想充充电嘛,学习进步!” That thing is useless, opens Warder to do!” “那东西没用,打开沃德就是干!” Also circled. 得,又绕回去了。 At this time Zhang Qiren portrait dī dī dī made a sound, the Chu Ge point opens looked, the opposite sent in a link: These that I collected before have deleted, this is the writing attainment essence in some spatial forum about the collection, many a little uses. However I thought that best not to look, you have your style and path, do not look that was brought crookedly.” 此时张奇人头像滴滴滴响了起来,楚戈点开一看,对面发来了一个链接:“我自己以前收集的那些已经删了,这是某空论坛上的写作心得精华合集,多少有点用。不过我觉得你最好别看,你有自己的风格和路子,别看着看着被人带歪了。” Chu Ge sighed very much: Thanked the brothers.” 楚戈很是感叹:“谢了兄弟。” „......” Zhang Qiren sent an expression laughingly: I am busy, did not chat.” “哈……”张奇人发了一个笑哈哈的表情:“我忙,不聊了。” Chu Ge cannot bear ask: Recently......” 楚戈还是忍不住问:“最近……” Your schoolmate stared at me to stare tightly, sells his favor obviously also me, when BOSS looked, but he was badly battered recently, I was also much relaxed, can do other...... did not say this to you, 88 ~ “你同学盯我盯得紧,明明卖他人情了还把我当BOSS看,不过最近他焦头烂额,我也轻松不少,能做点别的……诶不跟你说这个了,88~” Chu Ge is thinking, at that time discussed Zhang Qiren killing several birds with one stone, possibly in also leaked —— to make Lin Wuyang fall into various follow-up conclusions to be troublesome, had no free time to stare at him, facilitated the conduct. 楚戈在想,当时讨论说张奇人一石多鸟,可能还漏了一条——林武阳陷入后续各种收尾麻烦里,没空盯他了,方便行事。 Also does not know the Wang Family young master anything situation that was carried initially...... Lin Wuyang started to speak but hesitated wants to be helped busy by oneself, passed by present almost one week had not related. 也不知道那个被拎进去的王家公子什么情况了……林武阳当初欲言又止的想让自己帮点忙,到现在差不多一周过去了也没联系。 Chu Ge shakes the head, does not go to think these terrible business, turned the head to issue Qiu Wuji the link: Good thing, you to study.” 楚戈摇了摇头,不去想这些麻烦事,转头把链接发给了秋无际:“好东西,你研究一下。” Qiu Wuji thinks his tells dirty jokes subconsciously, selects to look very satisfied: Clever apprentice is filial.” 秋无际下意识以为他开车,点进去一看很是满意:“乖徒弟孝顺。” Who is whose apprentice feeds!” Chu Ge gas channel/angrily said: At least at this matter, I am a master!” “谁是谁徒弟啊喂!”楚戈气道:“至少这件事上,我是师父!” Okay, Master ~ “好好,师父~” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Qiu Wuji pays no attention to him, looked to link delighted. 秋无际不理他,乐滋滋地看链接去了。 Opened the later eye to become the circle circle. 打开之后眼睛又成了圈圈。 In link how also some so many links...... 链接里面怎么还有这么多链接啊…… Many even, Sect Leader Qiu looked casually this Daoist scripture are more. 多就算了,秋宗主随便看本道经还更多呢。 However the casual point opens several links to have a look, some views are opposite —— take synopsis, some people said that must make synopsis even to make the thin outline, some people said that does not want this thing to limit own thought. 然而随便点开几个链接看看,有的说法还是相反的——就拿大纲来说,有人说必须做大纲甚至必须做细纲,有人说不要这东西限制自己的思维。 This hear whose? 这听谁的啊? Creating the world really is quite difficult...... Qiu Wuji to think, did not look simply, these people haven't created the world in any case are not? 创世果然好难啊……秋无际想了想,索性不看,反正这些人也没创世不是? Was inferior oneself open the documents to write directly! 不如自己打开文档直接写! ............ ………… Qiu Wuji started to write a book. 秋无际开始写书了。 Next morning, Chu Ge is cleaning the teeth, was slanting the eye to pass by, changed an angle to be slanting passing by. 次日一早,楚戈刷着牙,斜着眼睛路过,又换了个角度斜着路过。 Qiu Wuji sits in front of the computer, is putting on a serious face to look only wrote three lines of documents, the cutting tooth say/way: You walk back and forth again here, I throw from the building you!” 秋无际坐在电脑面前,板着脸看着只写了三行的文档,切齿道:“你再在这里走来走去,我就把你从楼上扔下去!” No, no, this main character name is good, called main character.” “没,没,这主角名字不错啊,就叫主角。” How for a while could not find out the name! The plot first arranges in order, wait a moment thinks the name again!” “一时想不出名字怎么了!剧情先列一下,等会再想名字!” Chu Ge blinks the eye: How is surnamed Chu, this surname is very elegant, the novel common surname, many are main character.” 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛:“姓楚怎么样,这个姓很飘逸的,小说大姓,多为主角。” Has not seen your Chu Ge to be elegant.” “没见你楚戈多飘逸。” My this is not good, but there are very well, Chu Liuxiang anything.” “我这个不行,但有很好的啊,楚留香什么的。” Qiu Wuji hesitant, Chu Liuxiang this name was very of pleasant to hear, is the feeling of a little flower prodigal son. Actually Chu Tiange this name very good...... looks like this surname truly very main character. 秋无际犹豫了一下,楚留香这个名字还真挺好听的,就是有点花花浪子的感觉。其实就连楚天歌这种名字都很不错的……看来这个姓确实很主角 She asked hesitant: Surnamed Chu seems like, calculates that to you face...... the name, what great idea you have?” 她犹豫地问:“姓楚好像是可以,也算给你面子……名字呢,你有什么好主意?” Chu Ge is hiding the happy expression: „Do you feel? Your book, your opinion is a lord.” 楚戈藏着笑意:“你觉得呢?你的书嘛,你的意见为主。” Qiu Wuji is lost in thought. 秋无际陷入了沉思。 Chu Ge is cleaning the teeth the bathroom. 楚戈刷着牙回了卫生间。 Slowly thinks, later the child name in this...... en, where the school district room bought is coming...... 慢慢想,以后咱孩子名字就在这了……,学区房买哪来着…… Is having a dream, cell phone bell sound. 正做梦呢,手机铃声响了。 Chu Ge meets one hear, the opposite Zhong Yi sound conveys: That status handled, you must settle down to her alone, hangs under your registered permanent address?” 楚戈接起一听,对面钟逸的声音传来:“那个身份搞定了,你是要给她单独落户呢,还是挂在你的户口下面?” Chu Ge quickly grasps the meaning of something almost not to jump, is busy at asking: Hangs my registered permanent address to relate to hang with what? It is not the relative can also?” 楚戈一个激灵差点没跳起来,忙问:“挂我户口用什么关系挂?不是亲属也可以的吗?” So long as the head of household agreed, writes up written proof, can accommodate alongside the registered permanent address. Although does not advocate does that will mainly trigger some disputes, generally cannot hang, the words that but you want...... en, said that a distant relative was OK......” “只要户主同意,出具书面证明,是可以挂靠户口的。虽然不提倡这么做,主要会引发一些纠纷,一般挂不上去,但你要的话……,说个远亲就可以了……” Hangs! Must hang!” Chu Ge turns out oneself alone one page of household registers, is overjoyed: This was person on a household register! Said...... the distantly related cousin!” “挂!必须挂!”楚戈翻出自己孤零零的一页户口本,大喜过望:“这就是一个户口本上的人了!就说……远房表妹!” BUFF folded first floor. 得,BUFF又叠了一层 Zhong Yi as if guessed correctly that he will say anything, he is not accidental/surprised, Third Brother and aren't Sixth Brother strangely good in a registered permanent address. 钟逸仿佛都猜到他会说什么,他也不意外,三娃六娃不在一个户口上才奇怪好不好。 Ok, you bring your own material to come one......” “行,那你带着你自己的材料来一趟……” The important matter that the status handles was startled to ponder diligently main character Qiu Wuji, she came out from the room speedily, managed the correct manners discipline to the mirror quite, sat the Chu Ge electricity donkey to directly soar the police station. 身份搞定的大事惊起了冥思苦想主角名的秋无际,她一溜烟从房间里出来,好生对镜理了理仪容,坐上楚戈的电驴直奔派出所。 Cannot think that the illegal resident manages the status to compare a mother to draw portrait to return the efficiency unexpectedly.” Qiu Wuji sighed very much: This is the disparity......” “想不到黑户办身份居然比点娘画个头像还效率。”秋无际很是感叹:“这就是差距啊……” The Chu Ge corners of the mouth pulled out pulling out, without reply. 楚戈嘴角抽了抽,没回答。 He somewhat is also lost. Person who runs from the book, unexpectedly really must have the status. 他也有些出神。从书里跑出来的人,居然真的要有身份了。 Her residence time is also long, one week, will never go back to resemble probably. 她这次驻留时间也非常长,都一星期了,好像永远不会回去似的。 This day after day, even more really exists. 一天天的,存在得越发真实。 Does not know that side Zhong Yi, gives what status that she arranges? 不知道钟逸那边,给她安排的什么身份?
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